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Don't you think I've become more like a girl recently?
Well, you're right, you've become like a girl and I think you're cute,
but to be honest, I think I'm cuter.
Then let's do the usual.
- The usual. - Sure, sure.
Then, raise your hand if you think I'm more like a girl.
- Oh... - I don't know yet, I don't know yet.
Then, Ponchi, who do you think is more like a girl?
Why me?
- Then, can I say something? - Sure.
People often say I'm stupid, but I think I'm smarter than you.
Then let's ask this too.
Then, who do you think is smarter than me?
- Oh... - I don't know yet.
Then, Ponchi, who do you think is smarter than me?
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Why me?
- Then, can I ask you one last question? - Sure.
People often say I'm really jealous.
- Well... - But I'm not jealous of you, Hii-chan.
Huh? Wait a minute! Then let's ask this too.
Then, who do you think is more jealous of me?
- Oh... - Oh...
Then, Ponchi, who do you think is more jealous of me?
Why me? Isn't it weird?
I'm not jealous of you!
Please say something, everyone!
My love story,
It is full of love!
I'll teach you!
You're too selfish
Selfish and what?
You and someone else
Teacher! Give me a break!
That's right, I have big eyes too, but you know, I don't really care.
♪ No Fever, it's a big year ♩
♪ Someday ♩
♩ Someday, it'll change forever ♩
Idling!
I'm not giving up 'till the end!
Now, it's started. I'm the host of "Idling! Someday, it'll change forever"!
I'm the host of "Idling! Someday, it'll change forever"! I'm Maito Saito. Nice to meet you.
Now, this program is for girls who are growing up as idols,
and who want to be one of them.
And "Idling! Someday, it'll change forever" is broadcast every week.
So, let's introduce "Idling"!
Today's theme is...
If you could get one of Doraemon's tools, what would you like? First of all, Tomoka!
Hi! I'm Tomoka Erika, 6th in Idling!
If you could get one of Doraemon's tools, I'd like a door anywhere!
Hi! I'm Yatsue Erika, 7th in Idling!
If you could get one of Doraemon's tools, I'd like a konjac!
Hello!
Konjac, konjac...
I'm Honki, 8th in Idling!
If you could get one of Doraemon's tools, I'd like a tachycopter!
Can you fly?
Hi! I'm Serina, 3rd in Idling!
If you could get one of Doraemon's tools, I'd like a four-dimensional wallet!
Greedy! Greedy! That's the answer! Greedy!
Hi! I'm Sumio Mizuno, 8th in Idling!
If you could get one of Doraemon's tools, I'd like a tachycopter!
Hi! I'm Kichi Ami, 8th in Idling!
If you could get one of Doraemon's tools, I'd like a small light!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Hi! I'm Miyake Hitomi, 17th in Idling!
If you could get one of Doraemon's tools, I'd like a mini-tiger!
Cute!
Hi! I'm Okawai, 2nd in Idling!
If you could get one of Doraemon's tools, I'd like a spare pocket!
Greedy! Greedy!
Hi! I'm Kaoru Hoshimoto, 21st in Idling!
If you could get one of Doraemon's tools, I'd like Doraemon!
Cute!
Hi! I'm Yoruchi Kuma, 8th in Idling!
Let's go crazy!
♪ If you notice it, you can see it someday ♪
♪ Tomorrow, no matter what step you take, it won't be in vain ♪
♪ In your precious now days ♪
♪ Just keep walking with your chest out ♪
You, too, now, towards the self you want to be.
Idol League is recruiting new members.
So, everyone, are you hungry again today?
Yes!
I see! Then I'll do something to fill you up!
But that's all I'm thinking about in life.
I don't know how you'll be able to fill yourselves up.
I've never been eaten!
You guys are the worst!
Okay, let's begin!
Okay!
Everyone, answer correctly! Here's the quiz!
Thank you for the food!
Everyone, answer correctly! Here's the quiz!
Delicious food will appear in front of you now.
I'd like you all to eat the food.
But only if you can answer the name of the food correctly.
Of course, if you're wrong, you can't eat it.
If you're wrong, you'll have to drink Senburi tea, which is bitter but good for you.
Everyone, please!
This time, it's really easy!
If you're wrong, you'll have to do a big cut.
Let's get it right today!
Okay?
Are you okay today?
I'm fine!
You smell like a big cut.
Really? I'm fine!
Okay, let's announce today's theme!
Here's the theme!
It's a cafe menu!
You guys go to cafes a lot, right?
You've seen menus before, so you've probably seen them before.
But even with something this simple, I've been betrayed by you guys so many times!
So today, we've prepared a special guest!
Yes, for today's theme, we've invited someone who's perfect for it.
Yes, since it's a cafe menu, we've prepared someone who's perfect for it!
Minami Asakura!
Hello, everyone! I'm Minami Asakura and I'm 39 years old!
How old are you, Minami? Since you're over 30?
I'm irritated! Minami, I'm irritated!
The other day, when I was in a car race with my one-sided love,
I said Minami's strategy with a lot of lip gloss and sexy lips,
and he said this as soon as he realized it.
There are bugs dying in the lip gloss!
I said it, but I'm sorry!
That's Minami Asakura!
Yes, that's Asakura-san!
She's a colleague in my agency.
What agency?
What did you say?
We've been dating for about 10 years now.
Masuo-san is 5 years younger than me.
That's right.
I'm sure this image is strong for you.
The image of a leotard.
I've known her for a long time.
This image of her is just an old lady's leotard.
What are you talking about?
What am I talking about?
I've known Masuo-san for a long time.
I know him well now.
But in the past, he was really...
He had a cute face like a chorus.
Like, people would wear a T-shirt with words written on it, and put on a hoarse voice.
Or like, on their shoes, they'd put on an anidus marker pen and...
On their white shoes, they'd put up three lines of "Yusei Magic" on their shoes.
I don't think you've seen it.
You'd notice it when you put it on and take it off when you go home.
Yeah, that's pretty common.
He was a naughty boy.
Naughty boy.
So, what did you come for?
No, I heard it's a coffee shop menu today.
Oh, that's right!
Speaking of Asakura Minori, she runs a coffee shop called Minamikaze.
Oh, that's right!
So I guess I'll have to come.
As expected of you!
You know, I really wanted to bring in Punchy, but...
I see!
You know, I really want to bring in Punchy, but...
I don't really know him.
We know him, but...
Yeah, yeah, I noticed him.
I noticed him a little bit, but...
Yeah, back in the day, I used to read manga from that era.
Asahi-san's father, you know...
When did you meet him?
Huh? My father...
Oh, right! He was with Masuro-san.
He was in Orlando.
Wow!
He's tall!
It's nice to meet you.
Oh, you're from Orlando.
You know, when I'm with my father, older people come up to me and say things like this.
You don't like it, do you?
Don't get too close to me.
Is something making you sad?
Asahi's 39 years old!
That's right! I'm 40 years old in six months!
Are you stupid?!
I don't know what I should do at all!
Nice to meet you.
Likewise, nice to meet you.
So, Asahi-san...
Yes!
Actually, over here!
It's very close!
Oh, is it okay for me to come in?
Yes, of course!
On November 26th, we'll be releasing our first DVD, "Tenshinranman Ichido wo Sagase Shimasu".
I see.
It's not "maido", it's "ichido".
Ichido!
I don't know what "maido wo sagase shimasu" is!
Hey, customers!
You're such a pain in the ass!
Oh, you know this one?
I know this one!
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
That's right!
So, this time, I'd like you to watch a special video.
I know you don't need anything,
but I'd like you to watch a video of me, in my last 30s,
wearing a bikini and playing with the sea for two and a half minutes!
Really?!
That's amazing!
Why do you always...
Why do you always dirty the sea like that?!
Why?!
But, you know, it's really bad weather and the sea is rough,
and because of the red tide, there are a lot of weird red fish...
I think there are about 500 dirty fish in that video.
That's crazy!
That's in the video!
Yes! Please watch it!
It'll be released on the 26th!
Yes! Thank you!
Thank you!
Okay, then!
Yes!
So, that's the menu of the cafe.
Then, let's see the first menu!
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
The first menu is this!
This is...
You know what it is, right?
Yes, everyone! Please write it down!
I know what it is, but...
It looks delicious!
This is...
This is my mobile waiting screen!
What is it?
This is my favorite pasta shop's...
It's a classic, isn't it?
It's like "something spaghetti", isn't it?
"Something spaghetti"?
I'm going to say "something spaghetti" from now on!
What is it?
This is...
Can you write it down?
I can't!
Time's up!
This is...
Your first...
Wow! Wow!
One person!
Well, it's your mistake, but it's also my mistake.
Ah, I see.
That's how it is.
Yes, and...
Honji-san, open!
Oh my goodness!
Gabo-san, that's correct, isn't it?
Isn't it alright? Is it wrong?
It's too wide!
Yes, Munimuni-san, open!
Why don't you know about this?!
Meat sauce spaghetti.
Yes, and... Yazawa-san and Asahi-san, open simultaneously!
Yes, you two like Napoleon.
That's right!
(Cheers)
What is that?
It's like Napoleon's hat.
(Laughs)
What's that?
Yes, incorrect!
(Cheers)
There was no mistake, so you will drink this.
(Cheers)
I really want to drink it, but I can't.
Senburi tea!
It's good for you in the morning.
Does it make you feel better?
Yes, it does.
It makes you feel better.
Then you have to drink it.
Yes, you have to drink it.
On the contrary, it's better for you in the morning, isn't it?
(Laughs)
I want to eat this, too.
(Laughs)
Everyone, please drink it together.
Cheers!
This is my first time.
Really?
It's good for you.
(Groans)
It's bitter!
(Groans)
But it makes you feel better.
(Laughs)
Ohka!
Ohka-san, you look like a dandy. Are you okay?
I can't do it.
Let's guess.
If you guess, you can eat delicious food.
She's getting fatter and fatter.
She's getting bigger and bigger.
Her eating style has become vulgar.
She's enjoying it, but she doesn't want to eat it.
That's right. She always says that when she's watching us.
Next, let's move on to the western-style menu.
Yes, please.
Everyone, you're busy.
She's gotten really big.
She's gotten this big.
The second menu is this!
I love it!
Here you go!
Now, what is this?
This is...
If you come to Kentucky, you must eat this!
I want to eat this, but it's so good!
This is good, isn't it?
You can eat this forever.
You can eat it forever?
Is it famous?
It's famous!
It's a hit!
This is crazy!
This is good!
Can I see it?
What is it?
But it's not in there!
What?
It's not in there, is it?
What's in there?
Don't ask me that!
It's not in there?
It's not in there!
What is it?
It's a different color!
It's this!
But it's the one in Kentucky!
It's this! It's this!
It's this!
This is...
I think I've been to Kentucky many times!
What?!
It's a hit!
It's a pretty big hit!
What do we do?
We were told it's chicken...
It's possible!
It's possible for this to be a lie!
It's not in there!
Okay...
I don't know!
What?!
Because...
Asako and...
What?!
No way!
What?!
No way!
Asako and Okawa...
Open!
Only me?
Okay, call it!
What?!
No way!
What?!
No way!
What?!
Okay, and...
It's a lie!
Miple, open!
Miple?
What?!
Miple?
Miple...
Because I always sit there.
Miple is always there!
It's true...
It's true, we're in the same office...
We're in the same office, so you can go!
It's just that...
Box, open!
It's only me?
Box and talent, open!
Kohl's " Alone"
Close!
I'm sorry!
Now, and...
Okay, uh...
Bunipuni, open!
Scissor salad minced version.
Yes.
Asahi-san, open!
Macaroni salad!
There is no macaroni salad!
This is difficult!
This is difficult! How should I make this presentation?
Miyake-san, open!
Creamy cabbage with carrots!
There is no such thing!
What is that?!
And...
Creamy cabbage looks delicious!
This is amazing!
Now, it's time for Shul!
Amazing!
Kikuchi-san, open!
Curry slaw!
What is that?!
It doesn't look like curry slaw!
Kaimi-chan, open!
Coaster?!
No!
There is one!
There is definitely one!
And...
Yazawa-san and Ponchi-san, open at once!
What is that?!
You are lying!
It doesn't look like curry slaw!
It looks like curry slaw!
You're the one who did the hunting!
I didn't do it!
Why is it like this?!
Why are there two of the same kind of idiot?!
I'm not the one who did the hunting!
So, everyone is correct!
I'm sorry!
The correct answer is coleslaw!
Coleslaw salad!
By the way, it seems like Mister is too fat and can't fasten his belt anymore.
What happened to you today?
My underbelly is swollen.
Cheers!
I thought it would be bitter, but it's not!
Right?
Drink up!
Now, it's Mister's turn again.
Bitter! Bitter! Bitter!
What should I do to make this tea?
I don't know, but it's really bitter, isn't it?
Bitter!
It's good for your health, you know.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
Okay!
Mister is going to eat it!
It's dirty!
He said it's dirty when he was little!
It's not dirty, mister! He's just fat!
He's just fat!
That's right!
I wasn't going to make any comments!
I just ate it!
You ate it roughly!
Okay!
Hey, everyone! Let's guess what it is!
Let's guess!
Okay! Let's guess!
Next, the third item is this!
Okay, the third item is this!
Josh!
It's this, right?
That's right!
It's this, right?
Okay!
Give us an answer!
You say it!
Because Asako-san is guessing it right now!
Is it Japanese?
What was it?
Japanese?
It's a little Japanese...
Baba!
It's a little Japanese...
Baba!
It was like that.
I was thinking which one it was.
If you say it like that, I'll only know my mother's English!
That, right?
That way of saying it.
Because it's a little...
It's probably...
It's a menu that's been decided, right?
Ah, I see!
Don't talk!
You're just pushing it!
Okay, that's it!
Okay, next!
Pipe!
Boxing talent!
Fonchi!
Puni Puni!
Asako!
Asahi-san!
- Huh? What are you guys doing? - Wait!
- Yukiguchi-san! - Oh, you startled me!
- Miyake-san! - Oh!
- Okawa-san! - Oh, hey!
- Kaede-chan! - Aaahhh!
- Scramble Egg! - Aaahhh!
That's correct!
- Is Asako-san cute? - She's cute!
Asako-san is really happy!
- By the way, what did you say in Japanese? - "Iri-tamago" (egg inside)
It's been a while since I heard you say "iri- tamago"
- You said "iri-tamago" before, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- You said "iri-tamago", didn't you? - I did it!
- It's your first time, Asako-san! - Wow!
- I thought we were going to eat it together, but you made it for us! - That's right!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- It looks like you made it, doesn't it? - Everyone, eat it!
- Thank you! - It's the first time!
- It's like a one-meal party! - It's fun!
- I'm so happy! - Everyone, did you eat it?
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- It was good, wasn't it? - It's delicious!
- It's delicious!
- Here you go. - Wait a minute, please.
- Yes, here you go. - Mister, isn't it supposed to close the lid?
- It's a wild touch. - Is that so?
- It's not a place you can't stop, is it? - That's right.
- If you mess with that person at a time like this, you don't have a good look. - Oh, is that so?
- You're not satisfied, are you? - I'm not satisfied.
- Then, shall we announce it? - Yes!
- Here, a collaboration with famous musicians such as Styadharappa and Mush Kamayatsu will not miss the stage of the topic.
- So, please take a look at this! - Yes!
- Everyone, is it delicious? - It's delicious!
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- Well, we're eating, but how was it for you to come to idol practice for the first time today?
- Well, it's good! I'm glad I'm hungry!
- It's delicious! - Yes!
- Also, please introduce me to the chef who made this. - No, I haven't!
- Well, today's guest was Asako Ito! Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- Well, we're finally back today! - Yes!
- Today's guest was Baskin & Ikedai!
- Goodbye! - Goodbye!
- It's my first time - Wow! - Amazing! - Wow!
- It's really your first, right? - It's my first, my first, really my first
- Because you always find a miracle answer somewhere - That's right
- She said "chicken" instead of "tuna" for sushi - Oh!
- She said "chicken"! - She said "lever"! - She said "lever"! - She said "lever"!
- I saw it for the first time - Kaine-chan, Kaine - chan - And in front of the TV, I was like "eeeeeeek!"
- You didn't know it that well, but you said it for the first time today - Wow!
- Wow!
- I should have written "chicken" instead of "lever"
- No, if it was a little more glossy, like scrambled eggs, it would have been a big hit - Oh!
- "lever" - If you say it, it's "lever"
- You say it, right? - Yes - Yes
- That's how it is - I'm happy - Right?
- Asako-san, please come back and play again - I didn't think of it at all! - I didn't think of it at all!
- I just suddenly thought of it - What is it?
- It's my first time meeting a guest who doesn't dance with her heart like you - Seriously!
- No, we haven't been together for that long - That's right, it's been too long
- It's my first time talking to you like this - But it's my first time, so I'm a little excited
- I sent you an email yesterday - What did you send me?
- I'm looking forward to working with you - Thank you!
- I'm looking forward to working with you - You're like a 20-year-old with a bad heart
- You sent me a lot of emojis - "How many packets did you use for this?"
- Thank you - Thank you
- Would you like to be an idol? - No, not yet - Not yet
- No, not yet - Oh, you want to be an idol?
- Ask my colleague - Oh, is that right? - That's right
- I've seen you on TV - You've seen me on TV, haven't you?
- Yes, you're a young girl - A young girl
- I used to be very angry with young girls in the past, but now that there's a difference like this, I want you to do your best
- If you go to a certain extent, you'll be able to admit it again and again - Because we're all old enough to admit it
- That's right - That's right
- Earlier, you and I only talked about money
- How much was it? - How much was the income?
- How much was the sales lower? - What happened to the lower price?
- We only talked about those things - That's right
- We've grown up - We've grown up
- Yes, with that, today's guest was Ito Asako - Thank you very much - Thank you very much
- Yes, with that, we'll see you again - Goodbye - Goodbye