AISubs v3.5
I'm going to tell you about my dad.
I farted.
There's a hole in my pants.
Thank you very much.
Did you fart?
Yes, I did!
It resonates in my heart, because I love you.
The cherry blossoms that were falling in the garden
were whispering about the beginning of the future.
Your smile is smiling in the corner of the classroom.
I want to keep you to myself.
The courage in my hands will soon reach you.
Because it's dazzling, I'll look for what I can do on my own.
Because I'm sure it will reach you.
I want to meet you on a night like this.
Like kissing the sky, I'll reach out for you.
The sleepless night continues.
It's not like me now, it's because of you.
I want to be a little bolder and stop you.
I'm not like me now, but it's because of you.
It's because I like you.
It's because of you.
Idling!
Now, let's start "idling game show" program. First of all, let me introduce myself.
I'm Morima Saiga, a special guest anchor. Nice to meet you.
This program is for idling girls who are growing up as idol singers,
and it's a 7-yen shop program that aims to make you become one of them.
Yes, and "idling game show" is broadcast every weekday at midnight.
Now, let me introduce "idling"!
Yes, today I'll introduce you with these members. Let's get excited!
idling game show
If you realize it, you can see tomorrow someday.
No matter what step you take, it won't be in vain.
The important "now" is in you.
Just keep walking with your chest outstretched.
You too, now, go to the self you want to be.
"idling" is recruiting new members.
idling game show
Now, it's been a while since "idling game show" was broadcasted.
Today's theme is this!
Michael Jackson!
One, two...
Michael Jackson!
Yes, so today we'll focus on Michael Jackson.
You all know him, don't you?
Asahi-san, what kind of person is Michael Jackson?
He's a sparkling big guy.
Sparkling big guy?
The other day, he went to see a movie called "this is it".
I didn't hear about it!
Hey! That's wrong!
What kind of person is he?
He's not the kind of person who can be summarized in one word!
He's not good at saying things like "you're so shiny" or "you have such rough eyes"?
What kind of person is he?
He's a wonderful, great person!
In the end, that's not it!
Michael Jackson is also included in the Guinness Book of Records as one of the most successful entertainers in the world.
His album "Thriller", which was released in 1982, sold 1.4 million copies worldwide.
And in June 2009, the world was engulfed in sadness, but even after that,
the movie "This Is It" is still a big hit and is still influential to people all over the world.
"King of Cop"!
"King of Cop", indeed!
In order for you all to live in the world of entertainment in the future, you have to master Michael Jackson.
That's a high goal!
First of all, you have to learn about Michael Jackson.
And so, today, we have invited Michael Jackson's teacher.
The audience is already excited.
They're excited, but...
Somehow, they're already excited, but...
Michael Jackson! I can't help but love you! No, I love you so much that you've become like Michael Jackson!
Go ahead!
Amazing!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow!
The sunglasses flew out of expectation.
That was also a performance.
That was almost Michael Jackson.
Michael is in the first place!
Thank you!
Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you for having me.
How old are you now?
What does Michael Jackson mean to you?
Oh, my god!
You are a god.
What is your favorite food?
I don't have one.
You don't have one.
Thank you for coming today.
Kagoe-san!
Maiko-san!
Wow! Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
You're like a goddess!
Maiko-ryo-san!
Don't treat me like Michael Jackson!
Kagoe-san, how was your time as an idol?
Wow! Beauty!
Beauty!
Excellent!
I love you!
Today, we will learn a lot about Michael Jackson.
First of all, what will you teach us?
Okay!
That was a great move!
What kind of move was it?
Michael Jackson's action!
- Michael Jackson's action? - Yes, it is Michael's action.
The basic move is...
- "koshi" - "koshi"
- Yes, we do it. - We do it!
- Finger - Finger
- And "tejiba" - "tejiba"
- "kokan" - "kokan"
- And "shout" - "shout"
- "shout"
Great!
- "ki" - "ki"
That was the basic move!
- Let's do it together! - Yes, let's do it!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- It looks difficult! - It looks difficult!
- Let's do it! - Listen well!
- Move your body! - Move your body!
- "minako, shichikorete" - "minako, shichikorete"
- "shake hands" - "shake hands"
- And... "shhhhh" - "shhhhh"
- "shhhhh"
- And touch the back, one, two, three... - One, two, three...
- "koshi" - "koshi"
- And "kick" - "kick"
- And one more time!
- Okay. - Au! - Au! - Like this, like this, like this.
- Okay. - One more time, one more time. - Okay, do it again. - Okay, move your body, move your body, body.
- Shake hands. - Au! - Au! - Au! - Au! - Au! - Au! - Au! - Au! - Au! - Au! - Au! - Au! - Au!
- Really, truly good. - I see.
That's nice.
Can I just hear "Hey, hey" just a little, is that okay?
Camera-san's "Hey, hey" please!
Camera-san, "Hey, hey", can you just hear it?
SHIHEE SHIHEE SHIHEE SHIHEE
Are you okay?
- All right? - All right.
Okay, Mr. Endo.
I'll do it.
SHIHEE! SHIHEE!
Like this, right?
She's good, she's good.
Thank you very much.
So that was the basic moves.
What's next?
Okay, next.
Applied version.
Applied version is okay?
Today, Mulchi made a mistake. Sorry, Mayuri.
She was talking.
Once again!
Mulchi.
Once again.
I'm not angry.
You're not angry!
I'm not angry!
Mayuri is not angry anymore.
I'm happy!
I love you.
I'm happy.
Who are you talking about?
Okay, let's go again!
Yes.
Ah...
Yes.
Let's go with this!
I see.
Applied version.
Okay.
Next lesson is "moonwalk".
Moonwalk!
Yes!
Toe?
Tsumasaki?
Tsumasaki.
And slide.
Slide.
This looks difficult.
Slide.
Wow!
What is the point of this move?
Like this.
Leg. No balance.
I need Japanese.
Here. Here.
I don't know.
If you do it fast...
I see.
This is difficult, everyone.
If you do it fast...
It's difficult.
Let's do it.
Let's do it in a flow.
OK.
One, two...
Slide. Slide. Slide. Slide. Slide. Slide.
Crank?
Crank! Crank!
Crank!
Asahi-san.
Asahi-san, please try it.
Can I take off my shoes?
Please take off your shoes.
Seriously.
I can't take it off.
But it feels good now.
Can you do it?
Leg. Leg.
Leg.
Sakai-san, would you like to try it?
Wow, I'm so happy!
You're treating Michael Jackson perfectly.
I'm so happy!
Eiji-san, would you like to try it?
Here I go!
That was close!
If you make a mistake, you'll get hit in the buttocks.
It's not in the buttocks.
It's in the hip joint.
Anyway, let's see who can imitate Michael Jackson the best.
First of all, Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
I'll do my best!
Let's go!
Music, start!
Woo!
Hip joint!
Woo!
A lot of things were reproduced at once.
OK, let's go with Ponchi.
Ponchi!
Let's go with Michael Ponchi.
Let's go with Michael Ponchi. Music, start!
There were many variations of "kokan"
Mochi-san's variation
Well, you know, it's her speciality
Now, Miyake-san
Yes!
Good!
Please show us
Show us
Miyake-san, make sure you do "kokan" well
Yes!
Let's go
Music, start!
Um... "kokan"?
That's not it, that's not it
What is it?
It's comical
That's amazing
That was weird, wasn't it?
You looked like you were about to fall
What is it?
It's a little too slippery
Now, Okawa-san
Yes!
Let's go, Okawa-san
Music, start!
What is it?
That's crazy!
That's amazing!
Wait, wait! I didn't mean it!
I didn't mean it!
OK, Azami-san!
Let's do it!
OK, let's do it, Azami-san!
Music, start!
What's this?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding you!
Now, Michael Jackson!
I want to go!
Michael! Let's go, Michael!
Let's go! Music, start!
(applause and cheering)
It's always like this.
I'm sure the second half will be more intense.
Well, Kaine, let's start.
Do you know Michael Jackson?
Yes, I know him.
Michael Jackson...Michael is Michael Jackson.
Do you know Michael Jackson?
I know him by his hair.
Was there a time when his hair was curly?
Do you know anything about him?
No, I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
As long as you can dance, it's okay.
Yes.
Well, let's start. Kaide, music, start!
(applause and cheering)
(laughter)
(applause and cheering)
That's right.
Among these, please choose the one who looked like Michael the most.
Who did you think looked like Michael the most?
I like her.
What did you like about her?
Her energy.
Energy!
Since we have the opportunity, let's give a round of applause to Olga.
Let's go!
Everyone was like "what an idiot!"
Damn it!
Well, we've learned a lot so far.
Lastly, we'd like Maiko-san to sing a song for us.
Well, I'd like to ask you for a favor.
Is it okay, Maiko-san?
Yes!
Well, if Michael Jackson sang "Ponyo on the Hill"...
Ponyo! Ponyo! Ponyo!
I did it for a blue meaning.
Ponyo! Ponyo! Ponyo!
A woman with a round back.
Ponyo! Ponyo! Ponyo!
Her legs are like a mirror.
Her right eye is like...
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Her right hand is like...
I'm gonna get you!
How do you know?
How do you fall in love?
Bakugaku Jyukyu!
Maruko!
She's beautiful!
I love you, Ponyo!
Ponyo!
From the blue sea...
I can do it, baby!
Ponyo!
Wonderful!
Ponyo!
I knew it!
Ponyo's best point is her pose!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walker-san, why don't you...
...give Ponyo a try?
Walker-san...
Why don't you...
...give Ponyo a try?
Her pose!
Do you have any other points?
Only her pose!
Are you ready?
Music, start!
Ponyo!
I thought of it when I tried it, but it's wonderful.
It was wonderful to do it.
You have to do that many "po" in a row.
It's amazing.
It's difficult.
Well, is there anyone who wants to do it?
Me!
Yes, let's go. Start!
But I have to say it.
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Medical examiner!
Why is your face such a red face!
At all!
Excellent!
How was it?
Good, excellent!
Okay! Well then...
Everyone, how was it?
- It was fun! - It was fun!
- Cao bridge, how was it? - No, it was so funny!
I saw it in a movie, so I really wanted to dance it!
- Yes, exactly! - Yes!
- Yes, with that said, let's announce it for now! - Here's the announcement!
Veteran Onee-sama announcer, Abechio announcer, for the first time, Kamuripan will be starting!
The new show "Chiyopan at Night" will air live from today October 10th!
- Please watch it! - Yes!
With that said, today's guest, Mai Koryo-san!
When will you come next?
Maybe... next week!
- Next week! - Next week!
With that said, today's guest, Mai Koryo-san!
Thank you for coming today!
The show itself is still on-demand, but how was it for you to come here today?
It was a lot of fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
After all, you're Japanese, right?
She's completely...
Am I Japanese?
Of course you are!
You love mangos and ryosan, don't you?
You're really generous, aren't you?
She's generous.
Really?!
Wow, you tricked me!
I didn't trick you!
You said "mango" and "ryosan" instead of "mango"!
How was it for you, Ms. Koizumi?
Wow, you know...
I thought glasses would look good on you.
Is that all you can say?
Okay, so please come back and visit us again!
Thank you so much!
Okay, so that was "mango" and "ryosan"!
That's all for today! Thank you for coming!
Thank you!