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[Kaede-chan's adult-like personality]
- Oh, Kaede-chan! - Oh!
- Good morning, Kaede-chan. - Good morning.
- You know... - Yeah?
- Kaede-chan, you seem like an adult. - Yeah.
- But... - I'm an adult.
You're two years older, and you look more like an adult.
- But you look like a child. - Oh, really?
- Yeah. - Then let's ask her.
- Let's ask her. - Which one of you is more like an adult.
- I see. Then... - Yeah.
- If you think I'm more like an adult... - Huh?
- Huh?
- Then if you think I'm more like an adult... - Huh?!
- Huh?!
- Yeah, you're right. Thank you. - But...
- Why?!
- But you know, I think I'm more like an idiot. - Huh?! She said it!
- You're more like an idiot, Kaede-chan! - I've always been like that.
- But honestly, I think you're more like an idiot, Kaede-chan. - Yeah.
- Then let's ask her! Let's ask her! - But...
- Let's ask her! Let's ask her! - But I don't know if you know, Kaede-chan.
- That's C. That's C. - Oh, I see.
- Then let's ask her! - Yeah.
- If you think Kaede-chan is more like an idiot... - Huh?!
- Oh, thank you! - Thank you!
- Then... - Then...
- If you think Naori is more like an idiot... - Huh?!
What should I do?
♪ It's resonating in my heart ♩
The cherry blossoms that were falling on the courtyard
were whispering about the beginning of the future.
I want to keep your smile
that's smiling in the corner of the classroom
and the courage in my hands.
Tomorrow will come on the second day of school.
Because it's dazzling, I'll look for what I can do on my own.
Because I'm sure it will reach you.
I want to meet you on a night like this.
I want to kiss you in the sky.
I'll reach out for you.
I can't sleep at night.
It's your fault that I died.
I hate myself now, but please, because I love you, because I love you...
I love you, I love you, I love you...
Thank you very much for coming.
Thank you for having me.
I'm Maiko Saito, an idol trainee.
Thank you for having me.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols
to become one of them.
Yes.
"Super Idol Diary" is broadcast every Tuesday night at midnight.
We are idols!
"Super Idol Diary" is broadcast every Tuesday night at midnight.
Let's do our best today!
"IDOLing" will be released on October 18th on OKINAWA MANZA BEACH!
"GYOKAIJING" will be released on CX!
"GYOKAIJING" will be released on February 18th on OKINAWA MANZA BEACH!
I've been asked to do that job many times.
Please don't be rude.
Please don't restrain yourself.
Now, let's...
Yes, let's call him.
Now, please show us the next page of "GYOKAIJING" among "GYOKAIJING".
Let's invite "GYOKAIJING".
He's been in the industry for 27 years!
Thank you very much!
Nice to meet you!
I'm not an idol, I'm this purple girl!
There's no more volunteers!
It's over! It's over!
I'm sorry.
There's no one here who's wrong.
There's a reason for this corner's revival.
Why is that? Tell me!
Everyone likes you.
Yes, and so...
We've been broadcasting for 27 years.
We've had Mizuru-san join us.
Thank you for having me.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, everyone.
It's over.
It's over!
You've been in this industry before you were born.
27 years!
That surprised me.
You've been broadcasting for 27 years,
but you've been on many shows like "Shimada Shinsuke- san" and "Downtown-san"
and you've been in many famous shows like "Hey! Hey! Hey! Music Champ" and "Downtown Deluxe" right?
You've been on most of the shows you've seen.
Most of them.
You've been on most of them.
Right?
I'm not stupid.
If you have anything you'd like to say, ask away.
That's right.
Let's get started.
Kurama-san, please take a seat.
Me?
Really?
Yes.
Thank you for having me.
Yes, yes.
I'm not the editor.
That's right.
I was wondering if someone would guess it right.
This is a great picture.
It's true.
Let me sit down too.
Idols and Kurama-san don't go well together.
Shut up, we don't go well together.
I was raised like an idol too.
We don't go well together.
Let's get started.
Here is the first question.
Question from #9 Yokoyama-san, #12 Kawamura-san, #19 Tachibana-san.
What kind of person would you like to invite to your show?
The three of you had the same question.
Do you think so, Kawamura-san?
Well, I'm not sure about my character.
I'm an idol, but I'm a little old.
- That's what I think. - That's true.
- How old are you really? - I'm 20 years old.
What do you mean by "really"?
If you're really 20 years old, you wouldn't say it.
- You're saying you're 20 years old, right? - I'm 20 years old, but...
- You're 20 years old. - I'm sorry.
What kind of person would you like to invite to your show?
I already want to invite you.
And it's funny.
- It's kind of funny. - Is this a good answer?
I'm sorry.
- Do you have any criteria for being an idol? - No, no. I just want to add reasons that I've never seen before.
I've never seen before.
I'm sorry.
She's in her 20s and she says "I've never seen before."
- "I'm sorry." - "No, no." - "Thank you." - "I see."
- It's an originality. - Yes, it's an originality. It's like "moonmoon" is wearing it.
- I haven't seen anyone like you before. - Ah, yes, yes.
- I want to call you "deluxe" from now on. - Thank you!
- Is it true? - I mean, at that moment, you're already out.
- That's harsh! - I want to call you "deluxe" from now on. - I see!
- One more time! One more time! - Can you say it again?
- One more time! One more time! - Ah, if you say it again, I'll say it again.
- I want to call you "deluxe" from now on. - You're already out!
- That's fast! - That's fast!
- That's a little... - I'm sorry. - It's hard to call you.
- You're already out! - You guys!
- I'm already being tested here, so please understand. - Yes, yes.
- Yes, Tachibana-san, did you understand? - Yes! I really want to take notes!
- That's harsh! - She doesn't care about you at all! - She doesn't care about you at all!
- "I really want to take notes!" - "I really want to take notes!"
- She doesn't care about you at all! - She doesn't care about you at all!
- You learned it, didn't you? - Yes! - Yes!
- Fuyuma-san, did you understand? - Yes! It's easier to call someone who's good at starting, right?
- Ah, let's do that! - Let's do that! - Yes!
- It might be true. - I understand. - Yes! - Thank you! - I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Okay, let's continue! - Yes! - Let's continue with this!
- A question from Nagago Yazawa-san! - Yes!
- When you appear in variety shows with big names, how should newcomers talk? - How should newcomers talk?
- What should we do? - Yes.
- It's my concern too. - It's not like that!
- Yes, you shouldn't do it. - Why?
- Why not? - You're talking with a big name!
- What should you cut in? - It's not good to talk like that!
- It's not good to talk like that. - It's not good talking like that.
- It's not good to talk like that. - Right.
- So don't cut in! - Don't cut in!
- So don't cut in! - Like when you talk with a big name, you shouldn't cut in!
- But you'd better do it on purpose! - I understand!
- Hey, again Mikey giving her applause! - So cool!
If you make a mistake, there's a chance you won't be called again.
What's with that Shibuya way of talking?
It's fine if you're excited about it, right?
If it's not bad, it's fine.
Because there are a lot of people who don't have a lot of money.
No matter what happens, you make it funny.
If you do it on purpose, it's hard to make it funny.
But first of all, go naturally.
Don't eat too much.
Do you want to go on a boat trip?
No way!
Really.
There are a lot of people who can do it.
You just have to leave it up to them.
You just have to go along with it, right?
Didn't you make a mistake during "Derac" too?
I didn't cut in, but when I looked at you, you didn't look like you were laughing.
The way you were looking at me...
You had a tooth.
I had a tooth.
It's fine.
That's why we're trying to make it more fun from now on.
I didn't leave a good impression.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but you should think about that.
It's not my fault, but it's your fault.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Yes.
In an instant.
Thank you.
Let's move on.
The next question is...
Question from Chinese Asahi-san. "What should you do to gain confidence in yourself?"
Asahi-san...
Yes, Asahi.
You have a name like Asahi, but you don't have confidence in yourself.
Asahi, you should be more Asahi-like!
That's right!
You should start with that!
That's right!
How can you not have confidence in yourself?
That's right.
That's right, but...
Until recently, I had a lot of positive thoughts and I was famous...
Famous?
In your case...
It didn't reach you at all.
That's right, but...
Don't say that!
When you have something you can't do...
Then you lose confidence...
Or you think you can't do it anymore.
So in those cases...
What should you do?
Grab your own throat.
What?
Really?
Doesn't it affect you?
Of course! It's your hand!
Don't you know?!
Disinfect it!
That's right!
Pull it out!
Really?!
You'll feel it!
Really?!
Everyone does it!
I want to do it!
Everyone does it when they're alone!
What are you pulling?
I'm doing it with stage sleeves!
Stage sleeves!
That's right!
With your mouth...
With your back against it...
Once you disinfect it...
Really?!
That's right!
In your ears...
You'll hear a "boing" sound!
That's amazing!
That's right!
That's amazing!
You'll hear a "baka baka baka baka" sound!
That's right!
If you hear it, you win!
You win!
One more time!
Please do it!
One more time!
Next is this!
Question from number 6, Tonoka-san.
What is important for an idol group to gain more popularity than now?
We want more and more people to know about us.
That's right.
Today is our third year.
I'm Tonoka.
You're not Sotouka?
I'm To.
You're To?
Yes.
You're To-no-oka?
I'm To-no-oka.
There's a "no" in there too.
Yes, there is.
Hiragana "no".
Yes.
I remember, I remember.
It's our third year.
It's our third year today.
It's our third year today? Last year?
Yes, today.
It's our third year.
Ah, I see.
It's our third year, but...
Time flies.
That's right.
What should we do?
Can you do something for us?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Well, in order for us to gain more and more people to know about us,
what is the most important thing for us to do?
I don't think it's your job.
The people in the agency work hard.
That's right.
You don't think about that.
Yes.
That's right.
You don't think about it much.
You don't go to good places.
We don't go.
Leave it to us.
Leave it to the president.
Really, really.
Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
Yes.
Do you understand, Ms. Takaoka?
Yes, we'll do our best.
Yes.
Let's continue.
Next, we have this!
A question from multi-talent...no, No. 11, Ms. Morita.
Multi-talent is famous and you want to do this and that, but do you think you can do it realistically?
Yes, I'm Morita.
Don't you want to do this and that?
No, but I do. I want to be in a variety show and I want to be an actress.
You're in a variety show and you sing too.
I'm doing it now, but I don't know if I can continue it.
You're from Osaka, right?
I'm from Kyoto.
You said you're doing it now, right?
I'm doing it now, but I don't know if I can continue it.
You can use Kyoto dialect and you do a lot of that and you do ribbons too.
Ribbons, Kyoto dialect and singing are all in the same place.
Everyone does it, right?
But you're in a variety show and you sing too, right?
Yes, but I don't know if I can continue it.
That's up to you.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Is there anyone else who wants to do it?
Yes, we want to do it.
Everyone wants to do it these days.
Just say you don't want to sing only blues.
Is there anyone who sings blues in this situation?
If you say that, I want to use it for something else.
It's kind of funny.
If you say that, it's kind of funny.
That's not how you do it.
If you say you want to do this and that, I can't get excited.
It's like you're doing one thing.
Why don't we all sing a blues song?
Blues group, good!
Why don't we all sing a blues song and have Heihei sing it for us?
Good, good.
Isezaki, you cover a blues song.
Aoi, you cover a blues song.
That's it, that's it.
That's good, that's good.
If you do it, Heihei will sing it for you.
Let's do it!
Don't fool me, don't fool me!
Okay, next question!
Question from 16-year-old Kikuchi-san.
Have you ever stolen a project from another show?
Wait! Wait for me! Wait for me!
Can I say something? I'm Kikuchi Amine. I'm sorry.
Um, it's not like that.
Um, the staff told me that I'm a really nice person.
I'm a big mouth, but I'm a really nice person.
I'd like to ask you a question.
But last time, when you asked me to look for mistakes, you told me to do it.
I'm really scared.
I'm really scared right now.
So, I like this question.
Let's go to the next question.
Actually, I've never done anything like that!
Wow!
Only me!
That's right!
You're Mitsuru-san from now on!
That's right!
That's all you're trying to choose!
That's right!
You're probably the most careful writer here!
If you're trying to choose this, and if you're trying to choose that, a new interesting thing will be born!
Things you haven't done! Things you haven't done!
Things you haven't done!
When do you come up with ideas?
What kind of question is that?
A writer's seminar!
When do you come up with ideas?
It's like, you say something without any idea, and when you start talking, you come up with something!
So, I don't think about it at all!
When someone pushes you to say something, you come up with something interesting!
That's my habit!
Things are born out of chatty conversations!
But interesting things do come out of that!
If you're trying to say something interesting from this side, it's kind of disgusting!
Like, "Come down!"
It's like, you're in a sweet state!
If you're in a sweet state in a meeting...
I'm a woman!
You're a woman?
I'm a woman!
You're a woman, right?
Where did you learn that way of talking?
You're Mitsuru-chan, right?
I'm Mitsuru-chan, everyone!
When I was in my first year of college, you came to me to sell your kimono!
What are you talking about?!
I'm 20 years old, and I live in Imasu!
Your name is "woman"!
If you say "it's me", I'm sorry!
That's about it!
It has nothing to do with it!
There's no editing for this, right?
It's a lie!
You're going to push me with just one of these?
I'm going to push you with just one of these!
Okay, I'll do my best!
Thank you!
Next question, here it is!
Question from No. 13 Nagano-san, what would you do if you couldn't get along with any of the guests?
Nagano-san, is there such a thing?
It's not about idling, but if I were to be on another show,
what would I do if I couldn't get along with the people above me?
Get along?
Get along with the people above you?
No, no!
Hurry up and say "no, no"!
Even if I were to be on an idol show like this,
even if I were to be on an idol show like this,
what would I do if I couldn't get along with the people above me?
Why do you have to be the senior here?
Make it longer!
What is that?
It's nothing for me.
Would you get along with the people above you?
Yes, yes.
Then what should you do?
You're not even a teacher anymore.
You're in the same class as me.
Look back at that.
Do it based on your own experience.
Yes.
You're in a show now.
Yes.
Right?
Are you going to cry?
Not at all.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Do it well!
Yes.
It's okay.
There's no one like you.
Yes.
There really isn't.
Yes, there really isn't.
There's only people like you.
Yes, there really is.
Thank you!
Let's move on!
Here's the next question!
Question from number 8, Honchi-san. "Why did you want to become a writer?"
Thank you for having me, I'm Honchi.
Honchi? Why Honchi? Is your real name Honchi?
Yes, that's right.
I see, I see.
Yes, that's right.
I see. Are you from the Northeast?
I'm Vietnamese.
I've never heard of a name like that in the Northeast.
I see.
Yes, I'm Vietnamese.
Vietnamese, I see.
Yes.
The question is exactly as it's written, but...
That's right.
Being a writer is quite a difficult job, isn't it?
In my image, it's a very difficult job.
Why did you want to do such a difficult job?
Well, if I were to answer this question...
I've never thought of becoming one!
What?!
A writer...
I haven't thought of it yet.
Why not?
I haven't thought of it yet, but...
I'm doing it now.
Before you knew it?
Before you knew it, yes.
Writers come in all kinds of forms, don't they?
Yes, yes, yes.
Were you aiming for something different in the beginning?
Not in the beginning, but...
There's something I've always wanted to do, but I haven't been able to do it.
By the way, what is it?
I'm a musician.
I see.
Yes.
So, um...
Saying "I'm a writer" is like...
Saying "I'm a writer" is like... "I'm sorry."
I see.
I'm doing it like that, but...
When I'm asked to do it, I try really hard.
As an artist...
What should I do to make TV interesting?
Basically, I want to send a message of love.
My show is full of love.
Instead of that, I'm doing it like I'm on a show.
So, um...
I'm a musician.
Something like that, right?
That's right!
That's cool!
Well, that's how it is.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Yes.
Now, I'd like to announce something.
Yes!
The anime "Yoroshiku Mecha-Dog" will finally be on Fuji TV for the first time on November 9th at 11am!
Please watch it!
Yes!
So, we had Kurago-san teach us today.
Did you learn anything?
Yes!
Personally, I could have taught you more slowly.
Wow!
Thank you!
You're so kind.
You can ask me anything.
I just took it like it was nothing.
Can you teach me more?
Personally and technically, can you teach me more?
It's going to be a dirty joke, isn't it?
It's not a dirty joke.
It's more like...
Yes.
Yes, so...
It's flowing, it's flowing.
Lastly, can you say something to the idols?
Please give us a message.
That's right.
Since it's your first time, even if you're old, don't quit and do your best!
Yes!
Even if you're old, don't quit!
Yes!
So, today's guest was Kurago-san!
Thank you!