AISubs v3.5
[Idol Class]
You know, even if you can study now, you couldn't study before.
You're busy. You couldn't go to school.
- The tuition is high, isn't it? - Me too.
- Really? But there was a test. - Yeah.
- The test was pretty bad. - Me too.
The average score... To be honest, I didn't like it.
- Me too. - But I'm serious.
- You got a low score this time. - Yeah, me too.
- Really? But it's pretty bad. - Me too.
- It's really bad. You got a low score. - Really?
- Isn't it bad? I don't know what to do. - Well, in that case...
- Are you serious? - What do you want me to do?
Kano niwa ni koboreteru sakura no hanamiratachi wa
Korekara no ajimari wo kasayaite itanda
Kyoushitsu no sumi de waratteru
Kimi no egao hitorijime shita
Keno mune no yuuki ima suru
gosugosu mainichi kitaru
mabushii kara watashi nari ni dekiru to
sagashite yuku kara kitto todokeru kara
hoshi ga mau konna yoru kimi ni aitai yo
sora to kiss suru mitai ni kimi ni te wo nobasou
nemurenai yoru ga tsuzuku atama wo
It's because of you who don't look like Kimi no watashi
be a little bold
i want to stop you
It's bad for me right now, but it's just my feeling.
because i like you
Because I love you Because I love you Because I love you
Idoling!
Hello, I'm Masato Makaru from Idoling Agency. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers to become one of them.
And we broadcast every week on Idoling Agency.
Let me introduce you. We are Idoling!
Thank you for having me.
Let me introduce you. Today's theme is a new movie I'm interested in this autumn.
I'm Meno of Idoling Agency.
The new movie I'm interested in this autumn is "You in Me".
That's great!
"You in Me" is available on Idoling Agency.
The new movie I'm interested in this autumn is, of course, "Kaiji Jinsei Gakusen Game"!
I'm idol number eight, Funchi.
The movie I'm interested in this autumn is "Final Jet Circuit 3D", which Idoling is also a voice actor in!
I'm idol number fifteen, Asahi Nao.
The new movie I'm interested in this autumn is "Yazao- san Ga Dete Dete"!
I'm idol number sixteen, Fukuchanmi.
The new movie I'm interested in this autumn is "Yazao- san Ga Dete Dete"!
I'm idol number seventeen, Miyake Hitomi.
The new movie I'm interested in this autumn is "Yazao- san Ga Dete Dete"!
I'm idol number nineteen, Morika Toshiba.
The new movie I'm interested in this autumn is "Kaijin" starring Yazao-san!
I'm idol number twenty-one, Hashimoto Kaoru.
The new movie I'm interested in this autumn is "Yazao- san Ga Dete Dete"!
It's "Kaiji"!
"Yazao-san Ga Dete Dete" is like "Meigen Doushin" or something like that, right?
No! It's a very famous "Kaiji" right now.
Oh, "Kaiji"! Oh, you know it?
I've heard of it.
It comes out in an instant.
As a "Kaiji" role?
As a "Kaiji" role.
You're lying!
Okay, so for today...
Wait, wait, wait!
Oh, Kaito-san, what's up?
This Chidejika-san and Chidejika are both cute.
That's not you, Kiku-san.
It's not! It's me!
It's me, Chidejika-san!
Chidejika-san!
Didn't you wear a school swimsuit?
It's true! It's a school swimsuit!
Okay, so today...
Chidejika, the promotional character...
Chidejika has come to our studio!
Chidejika!
She's so cute!
Chidejika!
"Kijo-ha! Analog House" will end in April 2011.
Please prepare for the digital house.
For more information, please contact the Chideji Call Center at the Ministry of Finance.
Let's have some fun today, too!
I can't go anywhere.
[Music]
Niramenko!
[Applause]
Here we have another new project.
Yes, the new project "Niramenko" is this.
Look at this.
In the Showa era, men were obsessed with menkos.
On the back of the menkos, there are pictures of various people.
For example, Masa-san.
Yes?
Do you like one of them?
Oh, you like one of them?
Yes, would you like to pick one up?
No, I'm fine with that.
Please turn it over.
Oh, I see.
Okay, I'll turn it over.
Which one do you like?
Okay, this one.
Oh!
Huh?
She has a cool way of doing it.
[Laughter]
This way of doing it.
[Laughter]
Like this, there are many ways of making faces.
Who is it?
[Laughter]
Who is it?
I don't know.
[Laughter]
She has a cool way of doing it.
A cool way of doing it.
The title is "a cool way of doing it."
She's laughing.
Show it to your opponent and see if you can stay calm.
It's a "cool way of doing it" game.
She's laughing.
It's a one-on-one battle and it's like a tournament.
Here are the rules of the match.
There's no rhyme or reason in idling.
Here it is.
It's a one-on-one battle and it's like a tournament.
Yay!
Wow!
Cool!
Okay, Yazawa-san.
Asahi-san.
Endo-san.
Kikuchi-san.
Let's start the battle!
Yazawa-san and Miyake-san!
Please!
Wow!
There's a lot of people!
Wow!
There's a lot of people!
Yes, chairman of the tournament. This person is the chairman of the tournament.
Chairman of the tournament.
Who is it?
It's Yasuhiro Okita.
Is that so?
Now, first of all, please play rock-paper- scissors.
Yes! Raise your hands! Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock- paper- scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
What?
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Miyake-san will go first.
Yabana-san will go second.
I have to laugh, right?
You will laugh.
The moment you laugh, you will lose.
One point.
Can I say it?
Yes.
Let's start.
Two-faced Miyake-tan... Miyake-san...
Miyake-san! Miyake-san!
Miyake-san!
Don't make me laugh!
You can call me Miyake-tan in front of you.
That's all I know.
That's funny.
Right, Hon-tan?
Hon-tan is funny.
Miyake-san, please choose first.
What should I do?
Just choose whatever you like.
I like the middle one.
Two-faced Miyake-tan will go first.
Let's go!
Miyake-san versus Yazawa-san.
Miyake-san's Two-faced Miyake-tan!
Ta-dah!
Out!
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
Wait, who is it?
It's not a lucky draw player.
Who is it?
It was you just now.
Who is it?
It's cool, isn't it?
I'm looking over here.
It's really eye-catching.
Eye-catching.
This is good.
Who is it?
My dream in the future is to be an F-1 racer.
What's wrong?
For now, Miyake-san has been the lucky draw player.
But there is still Yazawa-san in the future.
I'm sorry. I'll do my best.
Next up is Yazawa-san.
What should I do with this?
Then...
Let's move on.
Yazawa-san, please choose.
I'll go with the one in front of me.
Okay.
Now, let's go.
Yazawa-san's Two-faced Miyake-tan!
Two-faced Miyake-tan!
This is a picture of me when I was in 8th grade.
She laughed!
What's this?
Why are you making that face?
You've used this before, haven't you?
What's this?
I'm sure people who don't know this will come.
They'll be really surprised.
That's right.
And with that, Yazawa-san has become a point player.
This is a salon!
Alright!
I'll do my best!
Now, Miyake-san...
Don't handle it roughly!
Who else is hanging here?
It's a souvenir picture.
Souvenir picture!
It's a souvenir picture.
It's a souvenir picture!
Alright, Miyake-san, please choose one.
Alright!
I'll go with this one.
Alright.
Now...
Alright.
It's decided.
Yazawa-san versus Miyake-san.
First, Miyake-san's Ninamenko!
Let's do Ninamenko.
Up!
Ta-da!
Which one is it?
She's a middle school student in the Aquatic Department.
Hayato!
Why are you doing this?
Who is it?
Isn't it a little too much?
It's a little too much.
Where did you pull it from?
You have nice eyebrows!
Have you ever been a taxi driver before?
Ah, I think I have been a taxi driver before!
You're very polite.
Alright, Yazawa-san has laughed.
I don't know who it is!
Miyake-san gets a point!
What kind of battle is this?
Alright, next!
Yazawa-san.
It's Yazawa-san's attack.
I'll make you laugh.
Alright, please choose one.
I'll go with this one.
Alright, Miyake-san.
Are you ready?
Alright!
Alright, let's begin.
Yazawa-san's "Niramenko"!
Oh, you're moving forward!
It's good!
It's an advertisement for this polo shirt.
Okay, Mr. Yazawa, please say something for this person.
Big brother!
Oh, you were siblings!
Out!
Yes, it's sudden death again!
It's funny!
Okay, next up is Ms. Miyake!
Okay, this is it!
It's the last one!
Everyone, please take good care of me!
Okay, next up is Ms. Miyake's "Niramenko"!
Ta-da!
Oh, you know this person?
Huh?
This person is a female announcer for Fuji TV!
Oh, you have the same face!
Out!
Okay, with that, it's 3-2 and Mr. Yazawa wins!
Yay!
But you changed your face!
We don't know who's picture will show up.
That's scary!
Yes, it's scary.
Okay, with that, Mr. Yazawa has advanced to the second round.
Okay, next up is Ms. Tachibana and Ms. Honchi!
You can do it!
You can do it, Honchi team!
I'll shuffle the cards.
Oh, you're going to shuffle them? I see.
Oh, I see.
You're going to shuffle your cards too?
I'm nervous!
Now, are you ready?
I don't think Ms. Honchi is laughing that much.
Oh, really?
I only think you're frowning.
No, I laugh a lot.
You do? You're pretty cheerful.
I laugh a lot.
Ms. Tachibana, you seem like you'd laugh a lot.
I laugh a lot!
But I can't win with words and power, so please laugh at this game.
Ms. Honchi, you have power!
I know!
I don't!
Now, let's play rock, paper, scissors to decide who goes first!
Okay!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Wow!
Ms. Honchi, do you want to go first?
Yes!
Now, please choose your card.
I'll go with the one in front of me.
She chose the one in front of you.
Now, let's begin.
Ms. Tachibana versus Ms. Honchi.
Ms. Honchi's first card is...
"Miramenko"!
Hello!
Who is that?
What's with that pose?!
She's cute!
She's so funny!
She's cute!
She's funny from above!
Her denim jeans are so funny!
In the beginning of "IDOLiNG"
I was either her or me.
In the end, it was me.
In the end...
Okay!
Ms. Tachibana laughed.
Ms. Honchi gets 3 points!
Yay!
Okay!
Now, Ms. Tachibana!
Please choose your card.
Okay!
It smells like this.
It smells like this?
Okay.
Now...
Let's begin.
Ms. Tachibana's "Miramenko"!
Let's miramenko!
Up!
Oh!
Yoda-san and Mom-san.
Out!
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing, Mom?
It's true!
I was laughing because I thought you were coming.
It's rude, isn't it?
Mom is watching you now, so watch it!
Yes! With that, we have washed both of them.
Next, we will have a sudden death.
Next, Ponchi-san, please choose a card.
Again, with the one in front of you.
With the one in front of you.
Do your best!
Is it okay?
Let's go.
Next, Ponchi-san's miramenko!
Let's do miramenko! Up! Up! Up!
Oh!
It's Saito-san!
Hello!
We always meet, don't we?
Out!
Wait! Saito-san!
Saito-san!
Your picture...
It's obviously Saki, isn't it?
Cute!
Smile!
Yes! With that, we have laughed.
Yes! Next, Tachimana-san!
Please choose a card.
I want a lucky card.
Lucky card.
Just now, I asked you to check it out, but there is a lucky card.
What?!
There is?
If you are still drawn to it, you will definitely laugh.
What?!
Yes, are you happy about it?
Yes! Next, Tachimana-san's miramenko!
Let's do miramenko! Up! Up! Up!
Wait!
This one!
Huh?!
My nose is itching!
My body is stopping!
Idols' faces are like this when they go on stage.
My eyes are bleeding!
Give me eye drops!
It's a tie!
She's our manager.
I've never seen her like this before.
I wonder what kind of manager she is.
So, Honji won.
I'm so happy!
Next match is...
Kairi and Asahi!
Let's go!
What's that?
I won't lose!
I'll sit down!
It's a tie!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Which one is better?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Kairi, you go first.
Let's choose, Kairi-chan, let's choose!
Asahi-san and Kairi-chan's "Niradenko" first.
Kairi-chan's "Niradenko"!
You said it just now, you said it just now, it's the second time.
This is the point!
It's the point!
For Kairi-chan, it's the point, right?
That's right.
What's your name?
Ito-san.
What's your name?
Ito-san, Ito-hidenori.
Ito-hidenori-san.
Correct!
Why did you say it just now!?
You said it just now, what's up with you!?
And you said it just now, you know it!
Next is Asahi-san's attack.
Kairi-chan will be laughed at!
She will be laughed at!
But she won't be laughed at, Kairi-chan.
Look, look.
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
You can't keep up with me!
Alright!
Is it okay?
Alright, let's continue.
Next is Asahi-san!
Asahi-san's "Niradenko"!
Wait, wait, wait!
What's wrong!?
Wait, wait!
You can't say it without taking a picture!
What's wrong!?
What's wrong with you!?
You bullied me!
You laughed at me!
I laughed at you!?
Cute!
You laughed at me!
Why!?
I didn't think Asahi-san would laugh at me like this.
That's right!
Right, Kairi-chan?
Alright!
Alright! Let's continue!
Asahi-san's "Niradenko"!
You laughed at me, Kairi-chan!
You're weak!
She's fast!
Alright, out!
She's fast!
She won!
She's fast!
Kairi-chan is weak!
She's weak!
How did it go just now?
How did it go?
Did Kairi-chan lose?
Because you laughed at me?
You know this is a game you shouldn't laugh at, right?
That's right.
Right now!
Alright!
Let's continue!
Endo-san's "Kaguchi-san"!
Alright!
I love you!
Endo-san doesn't laugh at all!
That's scary!
Right!
I don't want to do a skit just in front of Endo- san.
There's no one who laughs like that!
Right!
But you laugh quite a bit, right?
I do!
We do, don't we?
Right!
Alright, then let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Alright!
Let's go first!
Please choose your card!
Alright!
From the middle!
Right!
Alright!
Are you ready?
Let's go first!
Endo-san's "Niramen-ko"!
It's the same as before.
It's exactly the same!
Endo-san, please say something.
It's burning!
Out!
It's burning!
That person isn't rough.
It seems to have high possibility of being angry.
Should we pick one?
Which one should we pick?
I want you to pick a new one.
Endo-san's is kinda stiff.
Oh, it's a back move.
Maitre-san's is strong.
It's strong, right?
It's coming!
Let's move on.
Kikuchi-san's "Niramenko"!
♪ Let's do "Niramenko", oh oh oh! ♪
I'm a student.
I'm a sabada player.
Is he a sabada player?
He is a sabada player.
Oh, you're still laughing!
Safe!
You're strong!
What did you think of me?
You have long hair!
But you're quite handsome.
Where is it?
You're quite handsome.
Handsome!
He is a sabada player.
He was arrested near his house.
And so...
Endo-san won!
Yay!
You're strong!
Well...
You're strong.
And so...
It's the second round.
Let's go.
It's the second round.
Let's go this way.
Thank you.
You can do it!
I'll do my best!
Ponchi, do your best for me.
I'll do my best!
I want Ponchi to laugh.
I see.
You're quite flashy.
You're really flashy.
How was it?
Was it funny?
It was funny.
Okay, let's play rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Yay!
Okay, Yasawa-san...
I'll go first.
You'll go first?
Okay, then, please choose your card.
Are you going for that one?
Yes!
Okay, then, let's play!
First up is Yasawa-san's "Niramenko"!
I'm counting on you.
You're wearing it, aren't you?
I'm wearing it...
Time's up!
What is this?
I saw it earlier...
You saw it, didn't you?
I thought it was funny.
I was trying to make you laugh, but you made me laugh.
Okay, then, next up...
Please choose your card, Honchi-san.
Okay, then...
I'll go with this one!
With this one...
Okay, let's move on.
Next up is Honchi-san's "Niramenko"!
She's the one from earlier.
She's the vice president from earlier.
I'm the president.
Vice president, vice president.
Vice president, vice president?
Please say something for her.
Yagawa-san...
I love you.
I love you!
This is it!
"Fujiteribide" will air at 20 o'clock at night from 8 o'clock.
It's called "Chuo Keiba Ougon Densetsu".
Please watch it!
Please watch the rest of it on-demand!
Please say something for this panel of Sawada-san.
I'm looking for a girlfriend!
If you say that...
That's right. Let's leave it like that.
Next up is Yagawa-san.
Yes! I'll go! I'll attack!
I'm serious! I'm serious!
I'm serious!
Ah, this...
Is this too fast?
Hm?
Well, whatever.
I'll go with this.
Since it's on-demand...
Yes!
Let's go!
How is it, Yazawa-san? Is it good?
Is it a waste?
Let's do it!
This is bad!
Alright, let's go!
Yazawa-san's "Niramenko"!
This is me, right?
It's scary!
It's from when I was a baseball girl.
It's amazing!
It's quite powerful.
It's amazing!
This was also my "jogger" this time.
You're young!
You're strong!
It's funny!
You're saying it's funny with such a voice!
Do you want it?
You want it, right?
Alright, next up is Ponchi-san.
Alright!
Then...
With this...
Let's go!
Ponchi-san's "Niramenko"!
Height... Height is 160cm.
Weight is about 68kg.
He's fat!
Out!
He's fat!
He has a small voice!
Can you look at the picture and laugh?
I'm sorry!
Alright, with that...
Ah, it's already sudden death.
It's sudden death.
Should we move this?
Ponchi-san, did you choose this again?
I was surprised!
Alright, Yazawa-san, please choose.
Alright, I'll choose this.
Alright.
Let's go!
Yazawa-san's "Niramenko"!
Alright.
Who is it?
Is it a pinyinist?
Is it?
It's not!
It's like an advertisement or something.
That's right.
She's drawing a butt with her right hand.
Arm watch, 60 grams.
Correct!
She's strong!
Alright, next up is Ponchi-san!
Yes!
She's a cheerful person.
Then...
With this...
Yes!
Let's go, Ponchi-san's...
"Niramenko"!
Niramenko
Correct!
Out!
Amazing!
She's cute!
She's cheerful and energetic.
She's about 43 years old.
She's a little older.
Alright, so...
Ponchi-san wins!
Yes!
I definitely want to take that home.
Why?
I want to be happy.
Alright, next up is Asahi-san and Endo-san!
Yes!
I see, Endo-san was here!
I wanted to use Endo-san's time.
Endo-san is strong!
It was fun until now.
I didn't look for instructions, so I wanted to go in.
I didn't make it in time.
You didn't make it in time.
Alright, then...
Asahi-san, please pick one.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Alright!
Isn't it double scissors?
It's like you won twice.
Alright!
Asahi-san, please pick one.
Go ahead.
Which one should I pick?
In the middle!
In the middle?
Yes!
Alright, let's begin!
First up is Asahi-san...
Ninamenko!
It's like I slipped.
Endo-san...
Today...
This is interesting!
Endo-san's... hair...
Correct!
Can we remove this too?
But this...
Please choose Endo-san.
What should we do?
Should we go with this one?
Endo-san is scary!
Yes, let's go with this one.
Endo-san's "Niramenko"!
Niramenko
Don't drink alcohol.
Now... How is it?
Endo-san's...
"Before-after"'s "after"
Out!
This is bad!
You're strong, Endo-san!
And with that, Endo-san wins!
Wow, you're strong!
You're scary!
Now, as we expected...
Monzy-san and Endo-san won!
Monzy-san is scary!
Monzy-san...
I see...
It's the same...
It's not like that person is interesting...
It's interesting because we don't know!
Who is it?
Will it come out after this?
Like a new character...
New character...
Newcomer?
Well, there are a few...
Well, let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Well, Endo-san will go first...
Well, let's do it!
Ah, I see...
Yes, understood...
Let's go!
First up is Endo-san's "Niramenko"!
Let's do "niramenko"!
Up! Up! Up!
Morimoto-san, do you have any comments?
Chief! Chief!
Actually, I released a CD and I'm also a singer.
Chief!
Correct!
Wow!
You're always recording, aren't you?
Now...
Is it not allowed?
It's not allowed? You can't ruin it like this!
Now, next up is Onji-san!
Okay!
With this!
Okay!
Eh?
This hasn't been released, right?
Yes, it hasn't been released.
Is it new?
Yes, it's new.
Newcomer?
Newcomer.
Next up is Ponchi-san's "Niramenko"!
Okay!
"Dai-no-amato-o-desu".
Are you talking about "Yougashi-no-hou-desu"?
This... Eh?
Isn't it "Eh"?
Eh?
Isn't it "Eh"?
Isn't it a photo?
Correct!
Wow!
You're really strong!
With this, we'll move on to the next one.
Now, next up is Ed-san!
Please choose one.
Okay!
Which one should I choose?
Hmm...
Newcomer, right?
Eh?! Amazing!
Why is there another game like this?!
Let's move on!
Endo-san's "Niramenko"!
Yes, I'm the producer.
When we interview people, we use this photo a lot.
I've seen it before!
We use this photo a lot.
I've seen it before!
It's a famous face.
I see!
A detailed photo?
Yes.
Detailed.
Correct!
A famous face!
Yes, it's quite...
It's quite a battle, isn't it?
- It's still not there. - Maybe it's still not there.
- Maybe it is, look. - Is it there?
- It is. - Look.
Maybe Maiple is laughing.
Ah, I wonder if it's there... This is difficult.
This is difficult.
Maiple is very tough, isn't it?
Now, let's go.
Eh, what? What?
- Let's go. - Yes.
Ponchi's Yamenko!
Who?
Who is it?
Put insurance on your eyebrows.
Put insurance of 50 million yen on your eyebrows.
Is this your favorite type of person?
This is my favorite type of person.
This is your favorite type of person.
Anyway, you were the first Yamenko, right?
Yes!
So, Ponchi won!
Ponchi-san, you are strong!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Ponchi-san won.
Actually, this person won.
Ponchi-san didn't do anything.
Thanks to this person.
Thanks to this person and the picture of my bald head.
So, Ponchi-san won this time.
Everyone, how was it?
Let's look back at the various pictures.
Which one is it?
I don't know why, but let's decide by Grand Prix.
Which one is good for you?
This person is funny!
You like me to kill you, don't you?
This person was also here today.
She was here.
This person was here.
I think this person is funny!
This person is funny!
I'm sure this person is a thief.
She failed her high school entrance exam once, so she doesn't have her own number at all.
That's why she went to this high school.
I see.
So, let's choose this person for the Grand Prix.
The Grand Prix goes to my high school!
Cute!
She's like a character.
She's cool, isn't she?
Cool?
This one is better?
This one is cooler.
There's a lot of sea urchins in there, is it okay?
I want a keychain like that.
It's like a BBC.
It's like BBC?
Yes.
Maybe something like this will come out in the future.
Yes! So, Honji won this time!
That's all for today!