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Now, let's get started. I'm Masuno of IDLING MACHINE.
I'm Maiko Saito, the announcer of YAMAZIKU FUSHI TELEVISION. Thank you in advance.
Now, today's IDLING is...
This is my 564th time.
That many?!
I've been doing it for three years now.
That's fast.
When I first started, I lived in an apartment without a bath.
I washed my hair in the kitchen and came to IDLING.
I worked in karaoke boxes.
I moved many times.
How old were you, Saito-san?
I was 25 years old when I first joined IDLING.
25 years old?!
How old are you now?
I'm 28 years old now.
28?!
But I'm younger than I was at first.
What are you trying to say?
Let's say you two have grown up.
That's right.
There's been a lot of things.
Next spring of 2010, four-year-olds will join IDLING.
That's right.
The four-year-olds who will join IDLING are currently accepting auditions.
Please send us your ideas of girls who want to be idols from 6th grade to 1st grade.
New girls will join IDLING, so you shouldn't forget your roots.
That's right.
Look at this.
It's all over the place.
We're about to start recording, but there's no tension.
When we first started, everyone was excited.
But now we have customers.
But we're like this.
We always have to be careful in front of customers.
When 3rd grade girls joined IDLING, there was a bit of tension.
But now that we've seen 1st and 2nd graders, we're like, "Oh, it's fine now."
It's like "Tonoka-san's birthday is over."
Tonoka-san's popularity is rising.
We don't know that the camera is rolling.
I want them to be a little more nervous.
I want them to be.
After all, it is a bad habit of modern young people to be lazy.
So this time, for the 4th generation of spring next year, we would like to do a simulation assuming that new members have joined.
That is...
Yes.
It is a simulation of "what would happen if this person joined an idol group member?"
What is that?
It is a plan just before the 3rd anniversary of the show.
What would happen if Harisenbon joined an idol group member?
So, before the 3rd anniversary of the show, we would like to do a simulation assuming that new members of Harisenbon have joined.
Yes. In the last episode, we asked them to pose for "idol group mistake search".
We would like them to feel "what would happen if these two joined an idol group member?"
Yes.
Would they be eaten completely?
I see.
We would like you to feel that nervousness.
What would happen?
So, please play the opening song.
I'm curious about it right now.
The cherry blossoms that were falling on the window sill were whispering about the beginning of the future.
I want to keep your smile that's smiling in the corner of the classroom to myself.
The courage in my hands right now, I want it to reach you.
I want to spend every day with you.
Because it's dazzling, I'll look for what I can do on my own.
I want to kiss you, so I'll reach out for you.
I can't sleep at night, my head is your parade.
It's because of you that I'm who I am tonight.
I want to be a little more bold and make you stop.
It's bad for me right now, but it's because of you.
It's because I like you.
Thank you.
Now, let's start Idol News. I'm your host, Nasu. Thank you for having me.
I'm your host, Nasu. Thank you for having me.
Now, this program is about girls who are growing up as idols and want to be one of them.
Wow!
Now, let me introduce myself. Today's theme is my charming point. First of all, Ms. Endo.
Hi, I'm Endo, the best idol. My charming point is my belly button.
Belly button?
Nasu-san! Nasu-san! I...
What?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Are you okay, Nasu-san?
Wait a minute, please.
Tissue! Tissue!
Yes!
Tissue!
Why are you getting excited?
First of all...
Why are you getting excited?
First of all, take it off for me.
Okay!
Wow!
I was dancing to "Tokimeki".
I see.
That guy is a pain in the ass.
Wow!
Now, let me introduce myself.
Young people are like that.
Let's start with Tomoka-chan.
Hi, I'm Tomoka, the best idol.
Hi, I'm Tomoka, the best idol. My charming point is my eyes.
Wow!
Nice!
Hi, I'm Yabuwa-Rika, the best idol.
My charming point is my strong body.
Wow!
Hi, I'm Honki, the best idol.
My charming point is...
Ta-dah! My ears!
Wow!
Hi, I'm Rurika, the best idol.
My charming point is my brown eyes.
Wow!
Hi, I'm Yui Kawamura, the best idol.
My charming point is my brown eye patch.
Wow!
Hi, I'm Nagano Serina, the best idol.
My charming point is my nails.
Wow!
Hi, I'm Hitomi Sakai, the best idol.
My charming point is my strong eyebrows.
Wow!
Hi, I'm Serina, the best idol.
My charming point is my black hair.
Wow!
Hi, I'm Kizuna Ai, the best idol.
My charming point is my big eyes.
Wow!
Hi, I'm Takana, the best idol.
My charming point is my high position.
Wow!
Hi, I'm Rurika, the best idol.
My charming point is my high tension.
Wow!
Hi, I'm Takana, the best idol.
My charming point is my delicate hair.
Hello, I'm Minoa Haruka of idol group No. 22. My charming point is my tongue.
Hello, I'm Minoa Haruka of idol group No. 23. My charming point is my slim body line.
Hello, everyone! We have a new member joining us today!
Hello, Haruka of idol group No. 22! Are you nervous?
Yes, I'm very nervous, but I'll do my best not to let my seniors down!
Hello, Haruka of idol group No. 23!
Haruka of idol group No. 23, you look like you're watching "Yazawa-san" when you just joined the group.
Are you nervous?
Haruka of idol group No. 23! How are you?
I'm very nervous, but I want to get along with everyone as soon as possible!
It's like you're in a circle!
Now, let's welcome these two new members!
We have something to talk about with these new members!
Now that we have new members, we don't know what kind of members we are yet, so we will talk about it with new members today.
We will talk about what we have been wondering about, and what we want to talk about with new members.
And we will let new members know what kind of group we are.
Is everyone okay?
We are okay!
If you have anything you want to say, you can say it now.
Yes, I feel like Ponchi is used to us now.
I see.
Maybe you know a lot about us.
No, we don't know much about you.
Okay, let's get started.
The first topic is...
Number 12, was it true that Kawagura-san tried to buy her own breakfast with the money the staff gave her for dinner during the DVD narration recording?
No, I didn't!
Really?!
Eno-san, what happened?
Kawagura-san and I were together, and she gave me about 10,000 yen for dinner.
And we were told to go buy dinner for everyone.
And I was like, "What should I do? Maybe I should eat onigiri for breakfast tomorrow."
So we bought breakfast for tomorrow.
That's for eating at home, right?
That's for eating onigiri for breakfast tomorrow.
Kawagura-san, is that true?
But I didn't eat dinner earlier.
I wanted to use the money for breakfast, so I didn't buy dinner.
But the staff ate dinner for you, right?
That's right!
Eno-san, you're imitating her, aren't you? I think you can do that.
Can I use the money without asking for it?
No, you can't!
You can't do that!
She's imitating Kawagura-san!
But we don't have that much money!
She's an idol!
Can you give me some money?
You can't do that!
She's worried about you.
No, it's not like that at all.
I'm living a wealthy life.
You're wealthy?
How much do you make a month?
You're talking nonsense!
You're an idol!
You can't talk about money like that!
Kawagura-san, please be careful!
That's right!
I'll do my best!
The next song is...
On June 9th, Tonoka-san, in the same narration recording, Kaumara-san gave Kaumara-san an unfortunate dinner bill.
While Kaumara-san was hesitating whether to buy tomorrow's breakfast,
Kaumara-san said, "It's probably a receipt, isn't it?" and was about to send it to Kaumara-san, but that's not the case!
That's not the case!
Recently, there's been a little bit of a trend.
That's not the case!
First of all, listen to me!
The director-san was ordering cola.
And there are big and small ones, right?
If you buy the small one, you get one, but if you buy the one we all drink together, you get the big one.
If you buy it, we can all drink it, and the director- san can also drink it, and I said, "Isn't that fine?"
Oh, you could say it like that!
It's probably a receipt, isn't it?!
Because, listen to me!
You're going to cut your bangs off with that, aren't you?!
Can I cut it off?
You can't cut it off like that!
You can't!
You can't, because it's something we all buy together.
Right? You're going to copy me, aren't you, Tonoka-san?
You can't copy me.
You can't.
Eh, but you know me, right?!
I know you! I really know you!
From now on, you're first-generation people, and you're the longest people.
You know about all of that, don't you?
I see!
I don't know! I don't know!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
Are you happy?
I'm happy!
No, no!
You can't do that.
I'm cutting it into a box, right?
You're not cutting it!
Even if you cut it into a box or on TV, it's still the same!
You're not cutting it! You're only cutting steak!
Why are you only talking about money?!
Money! Money!
Since you're here, you girls can only talk about raw materials, right?
No, we're not cutting anything!
No, you girls can't talk about that!
You can't talk about money!
We can't talk about dreams!
No!
Eh?!
Let's live off bean sprouts!
Then you don't have to sell them!
It's okay! It's okay!
Okay!
Next topic is this!
No. 13, Nagano-san, has returned from "puni puni" and has become an adult character.
Well, if I explain it to you two...
Um... Actually, well... This... Try it. "Puni puni".
"Puni puni"!
It's like... Well... It's not funny, but...
It's like... Well... You know... It's like a gag...
Well... It's not funny, but...
Nagano-san...
Nagano-san!
Well... That's why it's not funny, but...
As a character, you know...
She gets money from a piano.
You know...
As a character like that...
Well, you know... Well...
It's been going around with the audience for a while now.
- Yes. - Yes.
- As a character like that... - Yes.
Recently, it's been declining...
- Until then, it was "re-popularization" - Yes.
And now... With a new trilogy...
- Kaede-chan joined us. - Yes.
So she decided to become more mature and stopped being so soft.
Why?
She's older now...
She's older now and she's a bit older now...
So I think I'm fine like this.
So, Parola-chan, Parola-chan...
So you're going to change something?
What will you do?
Become softer?
What are you doing next?
What will you do?
I want to see!
What will you do?
It's not like you got it all of a sudden, right?
That's right, that's right.
Since you're here, you two...
What?!
That's right, there was a smell.
That's right, it's a mess!
Do you want to do it too?
Let's do it.
Do your best!
One, two...
Nidanjuku Curry is Nidanru!
Look at Haruka and Haruka's faces!
At first you were shining, but now you look like that!
I don't care about sponsors for this show!
I don't know much about comedy, but you two don't know much about it!
Let's continue!
No. 8 Honchi was looking at the young men in the back of the plane.
That's not true!
Did you see anything like that?
Yes!
Can you tell us more about it, Sakai-san?
When I got off the plane, you know the carry bag?
It came around as luggage, right?
And around it, there was a group of men.
And Michael and I were carrying our own luggage.
Honchi was carrying his own, and Honchi's luggage arrived first.
And that group of men kept saying, "Honchi, isn't he cute?"
And Honchi said, "He's cute, but he's not like us!"
But he's not like us!
What do you mean? Was he really young and good- looking?
I'm not interested in good-looking guys.
I just thought I'd be nice and take him for me.
But you know, his hands were up.
What do you mean?
- We said goodbye together. - That's right.
It's not just that.
We usually talk with this kind of gaze.
But he's kind of glaring at you and looking up at you.
You can't be fooled. He's like the biggest boss of all.
It's like you have to talk to him all the time.
- You should be careful of him. - Scary.
- It's not like that. - I think I saw him glare at you.
- Was it bad? - Yes, it was.
It's scary. Did you get into it lightly?
- It's not like that. - Is there anything else you'd like to say?
If you have anything you'd like to say...
You two are like...
"boss" stars.
"Boss" stars.
Konji, if you have anything you'd like to say...
Kaede, are you okay?
Yes, but...
It happens a lot, doesn't it?
- A lot? - Yes.
- Sometimes. - Sometimes you have different characters.
- That's right. - Yes.
- That's right. - That's right.
- You don't hate it? - You don't hate it?
- Do you look at him like that? - Yes, I do.
When I go home or go to school, I look at him like that.
I feel like I'm conscious of people around me.
I see.
Since I work like this...
I have to pay attention to people around me before I go home.
- I see. - I see.
You don't have to say it like that.
- You have to be conscious of people around you. - Yes.
That's right. I have to be conscious of people around me.
I work like this until I go home.
- Yes. - Yes.
I know that.
If I'm not conscious of people around me now...
I can only see angry faces.
- You can only see angry faces. - Yes.
- You can't see them. - Are you a cautious person?
- Yes.
Right now, I'm like, "Oh, I'm scared."
- Why? - Why?
- You're usually a good person, but it's a waste. - It's a waste.
- You're becoming like that because you're cautious. - That's right.
- Please be careful, Monji-san. - Yes.
Let's move on to the next question.
Next question!
At 3 p.m., don't you often call your staff "teacher" or "mother" by mistake?
- Oh, my. - Oh, my.
What kind of feeling is that?
- That's right. - That's right.
- It's your job. - It's your job.
- No, we're not doing it as relatives. - No, we're not.
- Everyone has their own jobs. - Everyone has their own jobs.
- I'm also called "father" by mistake. - No, you're not.
- No, you're not.
- You're mistaken for that. - No, you're not.
- Are you not being careful about that? - No, it's not like that.
- I don't know. I'm closer to my dad... - I think it's because your dad is young.
- Maybe it's because you're close in age. - Maybe it's because you're young.
- Look, she's an actor and also a model. - Yeah, yeah.
- So, the model's side is a little tense, and this side is like... you know, a little dull. - What?!
- That's not true! - It's not like that! - That's not good.
- Eh, is it okay to do idling like that? - No, no, no!
- It's out of control. Wait a minute, please. The person who was just talking...
- Welcome back! - Welcome back!
- Well, but... - A lot of things are going to shake!
- What is this? - This is something I can't remember.
But, you know...
If you bleed in front of the TV, it means you're going to be eaten.
So, you know, you can spit it out in a situation like this.
You can spit it out if you bleed, right?
- Oh, you remember that, don't you? - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - Well, you can bleed.
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- No, no! - No, no!
- It's not a show for bleeding! - No, no, no!
- You're not a professional! - No, I'm not!
- But you're really an idol now. - That's right.
- Yes, you're not a professional! - I'm not a professional!
- I won't let you go! - I won't let you go!
- I'm sorry! - Are you alright now?
- I'm alright! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry for bothering you! - Okay, let's continue.
And now...
Today, while Yokoyama-san is eating two bentos that are only enough for one person,
you look like you've eaten a lot and I was wondering why you look like you're so good at this.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Is that so? - That's right!
- What are you doing?! - You know...
Your nose breathing and your voice...
You know...
Usually you're all right, but you're not usually like that, right?
- Right. - When new people join, you get nervous.
- You get nervous. - You do.
- You get nervous. - That's why I'm not good at making you make noise.
It's like our star.
No, it's not like that!
You're just blaming yourself.
Even if you eat 3 or 4, if you can move like that, it's fine.
Why do you eat 3 or 4 of me?
It's good for you.
Why do you eat 3 or 4 of me?
Why me?
You have that aura.
That aura?
You eat 2 or 3 of me for lunch?
That's rude!
Aren't you energetic, Haruna-chan?
Energetic.
Aren't you energetic?
I'm more energetic than you, but...
It's not about vitality.
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
But...
It's for one person, so...
It's not like you can't eat it.
I feel bad for you.
You have to say something.
You feel bad for me, don't you?
You have to say something.
That's right.
By the way, you don't have my lunch box?
We do.
We have a lot of food like buns.
But we don't have a large number of people.
It's natural for people to ask, "Who ate this?"
Then people will blame me and Pai-chan.
I always eat it!
It's not like you can't eat it.
It's not like that!
People will blame you.
People will say, "Who ate this?"
How did you feel at the time?
I don't know! I didn't eat it, either!
You already know!
I thought I was the only one who didn't know that Rurika-chan ate her lunch box.
But there are a lot of people who know about it.
I'm relieved!
I've been pretending like I didn't see it.
Because you might think it's really good, so you imitate it.
That's not good!
You don't have to imitate it like a giant!
Giant!
It's not good.
It's a large number of people.
Let's do it one by one.
Yes!
Next question!
14-year-old Sakai-san was late for a show in Hokkaido.
Did the producer get mad at you? Is that girl okay?
Is that so?
Is she late?
Usually, you're not allowed to be late.
It's not something you're supposed to do, but...
Even if you're the one who said it...
Even if you're in a group, you can't be late from now on.
But you're the one who said it!
She's mad at me!
What are you going to do? Are you okay?
She's mad at me!
The other staff told me about it.
I was really scared.
I didn't say a word at the time.
Yes, you're safe!
Everyone, please calm down.
In December, we will broadcast the popular anime "ONE PIECE" which will celebrate its 10th anniversary.
It will be broadcasted non-stop! Please watch it!
That's all for "What if there's a hedgehog in an idol group?"
Oh, that's good!
Cute!
It's a unicorn!
Oh, you got it!
Huh? No, it's mine.
Oh, I see! So it's a matter of which is better.
Right!
You haven't done it recently, so you can't do it.
Even if you're a new member...
No, no, no! This is definitely your senior's, right?
Huh?
What's going on? Are you fighting?
Are you fighting?
So close!
Cute!
It's a matter of which is cuter.
Which is cuter, Puni Puni or Puni Puni?
So first, Ponke's...
Yes!
Nagano-san's Puni Puni.
Open it up!
Puni Puni!
Oh!
So, Alga, why don't you try Puni Puni?
Puni Puni!
How strange!
Fresh!
Fresh, fresh.
How strange!
She cherishes it. It's fresh.
She's not doing it out of spite.
No, it's just...
You can say anything you like to Alga.
Puni Puni!
No, no, even if you say it like that...
What?
Even if you say it like that, Puni Puni...
What does that have to do with it?
It does have something to do with it.
Okay, that's all for today!
No. 7 Yazawa-san threatened No. 13 Nagano-san in the dressing room before the show that if she said anything wrong, she wouldn't forgive her.
Seeing that, it seems that the make-up artist was impressed by the good relationship between idols.
Are you going to form a group in that direction in the future?
What do you think, Yazawa-san?
No, no, well, certainly...
You know, Serina-chan, when we went to the Tokyo Game Show, we had a Puyo Puyo game in our dressing room.
Serin-chan was playing that game all the time.
No one was reading it at all.
Ah, even though it's about to start?
That's right. That's why I thought I should say something.
You know, black is more expensive than white, don't you think so, Yazawa-san?
But recently, Yazawa-san has been saying things like this quite a lot.
Even during rehearsal, she said "if you say the name wrong, I won't forgive you", and immediately said it wrong.
"If you say the name wrong, you'll say the lines wrong", like that.
I'm sorry.
What do you think about this? For example, you're a first-year student, right?
Yes, that's right.
Do you hear that a lot from second and third-year students?
I've seen a lot of situations like that.
For example, in Puyo Puyo and Chokimeki Idling, there are times when the dressing rooms are different.
And in Puyo Puyo Idling, they say "omera mechigeteru vinte dakara" and stuff like that.
Look, they're scared of each other! Look, there's violence!
I'm sorry!
I thought there was violence.
Ah, you're watching.
I'm watching!
I'm sorry!
It's okay, it's okay.
You did it properly.
But even if you're a first-year student, you say a lot of lines.
Your timing is pretty good.
I'm sorry.
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
I'm counting on you, ma'am.
There's a connection there, too.
Yurika-chan, you say that a lot, right?
Do you get told off?
I think it's a good way of saying it, but it's like you get scared for a second and your memories just fly away.
Do you do things that make your memories fly away?
If you don't say it properly, someone who's a first- year student will say it.
On the side! On the side!
"You guys!" Everyone will say, "Huh?"
What are you going to do if I'm a first-year student now?!
She said it earlier, too!
You can't say it like that!
If you're a first-year student now, you won't be able to use that phrase anymore.
That's scary!
But you're a pervert!
You're a pervert!
Since we've gotten along with each other, we've been seeing each other naked.
What?!
What are you trying to say?!
We're going to take a bath together!
Are you okay?
Why are you inviting me?!
What is it?!
This is no good.
It's good to teach you a lot of things, but...
The fourth graders are getting scared.
There's no violence, right?!
It's okay as long as you don't do violence!
It's okay! It's okay!
Okay, next up is this!
Compared to first and third graders, 16-year-olds are always worried that second graders are dull.
What do you think we should do in the future?
Wait, wait, wait!
Maybe...
Does anyone else think it's second graders?
Huh? Look!
It's all second graders!
There are two second graders.
This is first graders.
And...
From here...
To here is second graders.
But is it different? Is it dull or something like that?
It's kind of dull...
Second graders often say that second graders are the most half-assed.
How?
Visually?
No, it's like...
It's like...
Um...
Wait! Wait!
It's true.
No, it's like...
They're in the second row, but they're further back.
It's different.
First graders are first graders from the beginning.
Second graders are three people, so one at a time...
It's two people, right?
That's why there are many second graders.
Many! There are many second graders!
Second graders...
No, but!
It's not that many.
No, it's not that many.
It's true, it's probably a lot.
Who's a lot?
No, that's not what we're talking about...
Wait! Wait!
No, no!
It's not like that!
So we're talking about it...
Wait, why am I in such a place?!
Why am I in such a place?!
If I were you, I'd talk about it in the dressing room or somewhere where there's no TV.
For example...
What do you think we should do?
In terms of discipline.
Ah, discipline?
Yes, discipline.
How about dyeing your hair?
Eh, why is that?
If you dye your hair, you'll get scolded, so you'd better not do it.
If you get scolded...
Yes, I was thinking of making a debut in the summer vacation, but...
It was like a satire, and I couldn't say anything.
If you stand out with your character...
If you become cuter...
Right?
What do you two think?
Since you two have only just started talking objectively...
On the contrary, you might get some good ideas.
I wonder...
There's nothing we can do about it.
If you're sober, you can talk.
Talk, talk, right?
Yes, if you start talking at weird times, it's no good.
Talk...
Talk and like...
If you polish your hair...
Ah, that's great!
That's a good idea.
It's like a 4th grader said it.
It's just...
Your nose tastes different.
Since you're an idol group...
What do you mean by "sober"?
We're trying hard.
You're trying hard, right?
Yes, we're trying hard.
Yes...
Now...
With that...
Yes...
Yes, we got an "OK".
With that...
Thank you, Parisenbo-san!
Thank you!
How was it?
That's right.
When I joined the group, I felt like I got used to it.
From the beginning of the song...
That's right.
You were nervous, weren't you?
Yes.
It's really serious to be worried.
I got sad in the middle of it.
You were too self-conscious.
It's like we say, but you have to be more cheerful.
You're an idol, so you have to have dreams.
That's right. I think you should look at life from a different angle.
That's heavy!
What is it? It's very persuasive.
It's funny.
Thank you, both of you!
Thank you!
That's it for "If Idling" with Harisenbon!
Goodbye!