AISubs v3.5
I'm going to do it here.
Asahi-san.
Am I Kokeshi?
No, it's not Gohichigo.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm going to do it here.
Masuno-san.
My hair is mashed.
I feel sorry for you.
What is that?
I'm sorry.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm sorry.
One more.
I'm going to do it here.
I'm going to do it in autumn.
There are a lot of sweet potatoes.
Here I go!
My love story, love magic story
But I think it's a lie, I'll tell you
I'll tell you!
The prince and the boy next to me, have they found love?
Or is it you who's watching?
I'm so curious!
You're curious?
Who are you?
Teacher! Please teach me!
Don't call me bad
I hate it
The truth will get in the way anywhere
[musics]
Idling!
Thank you for joining us!
Thank you for having me!
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
and want to become one of them.
We broadcast twice a week at midnight.
Let me introduce you, we are idling!
[Music]
Idling! Search for mistakes!
[Applause]
Everyone, we are back again!
[Applause]
We are back again!
We will do our best not to be chosen today!
We will do our best!
Please give us a lot of aura!
Even if you have heard of idling before,
there are many people who don't know about you.
Today you will learn about us.
Yes!
To search for mistakes in idling,
one of the idling members will be a fake.
That fake will be a mistake,
not an idol, but a mistake!
Even if you know about idling itself,
each member will be judged about their aura.
Please be careful not to become a fake!
First of all, let's have the fake idling members appear!
This person! Please come in!
[Music]
Please come in!
[Applause]
Sexy!
Today's idling member is Urukawa Eriko-san, 23 years old.
She is a designer working at a Japanese branding centre.
Yes!
She is wearing a B-cup.
[Applause]
That's because you are that producer!
[Laughter]
That's because you are that fake producer!
Yes!
That's why...
[Laughter]
She ran away.
That's all you came to say?!
[Laughter]
That's why...
Ah! The jacket!
The design of the jacket!
[Applause]
Everyone, you often get in trouble for that, right?
[Applause]
It's not fake, is it?
No, it's not.
It's not?
Yes, it's not.
Yes, for now...
First of all...
Winner!
[Applause]
Now, please come in.
She is 23 years old.
Yes.
She hasn't changed that much.
What should I do?
She has a sexy vibe.
Sexy?
Sexy line...
[Laughter]
Please be quiet for a moment.
[Laughter]
What?
Please be quiet for a moment.
Excuse me, what?
Sexy is...
Who are you?
No one!
You were doing it in a sexy way, weren't you?
I'm Yazawa Erika, sexy idol leader.
Did you say "sexy idol leader"?
I thought you said "idol leader who rolls around."
Where do I roll around?
When you turn around in the studio, Yazawa-san rolls around.
Who is the ball?
I'm an idol.
You're tired, but say it.
Who is the ball?
I want to be an idol again!
You're so excited!
Stop it, Yazawa-san!
When it comes to sexy, it's Yazawa-san.
It's a bit dark.
It's a bit dark, so...
I think it'd be good between Sakai-san and Asahi- san.
Between Ami-chan and Nao?
Oh, I see!
Everyone, please make some space.
We'll make some space for you.
Please make some space for us.
There she is!
Please make some space for us.
Oh, that's good!
It's huge!
And with that...
We've completed "Machigai"!
How is it?
This might be your first full-scale performance.
Can you stand in front of me?
Don't use the engine!
Furukawa-san, please be like an idol.
Please be like an idol.
Now, let's see how you've dressed up for "Machigai"!
Here you go!
Here it is!
Thank you for your hard work!
Let me introduce you!
Tanning, Takeyama-san!
"Fu" is weird, isn't it?
It's not "Fu", but it's "Fu"!
It's a compliment for you, Takeyama-san.
Yes, yes...
Is "tanning" really "tanning"?
Please don't get it wrong!
If you get it wrong, you'll have to pay a fine for "tanning"!
How did you do today?
I came here for a different job.
I was caught by the staff.
I gave them money for the show, so I couldn't come out.
Is that how you do "tanning" in this segment?
I have plenty of time.
Do you know any idols?
There's one girl who does regular shows with me.
So...
She's really good at "tanning", isn't she?
I know her.
But you don't know her face or name, do you?
No...
I didn't even think of knowing her.
That's right!
She's an idol's little girl.
Little girls...
They're so cute!
Even Takeyama-san is called "little girls".
"Little girls"...
You're called "older men", aren't you?
You're full of yourself, aren't you?
That's right!
There's a lot of "netami" and "sonemi" in this segment.
Please tell us about it.
There's only one girl who isn't an idol in this segment.
I know her.
There's only one girl.
Are you all idols?
Just in case, she's an idol.
But there's a complete amateur among us.
So we'll let her guess.
I think she has more of an aura than that person.
I see.
If you're an idol, you must have an aura.
A little bit. She's really beautiful.
She's beautiful.
Everyone, please stand up.
Look, everyone is smiling like an idol.
She's desperately trying to look at you.
She's trying to appeal herself.
She doesn't want to be chosen.
Has it already started?
It's already started.
Please watch it.
Is it okay?
Thank you for watching it.
The one who's doing it regularly with me is...
Yazawa-san.
Thank you.
I see.
Why is it Yazawa-san?
I don't know. She might be an ordinary person.
That's for sure.
It's not "that's for sure".
She might be talking to you.
"That's for sure" is...
It's true that we meet every time, but we don't have an aura.
What?
We're together.
You're lying!
Haruna-san, you're...
I see.
What?
I see.
I see, I see.
Are you really alone?
How many of you are here?
How many of you are amateurs?
There are some of you, right?
There might be some of you among these people.
Everyone reacts to your drawings, right?
Huh?
First of all, please choose one person.
Drawings?
Among these people...
The amateur is pretending to be an idol now.
That's right.
You might think like that.
What?
What? Really?
Yes.
Really?
Are you sure you can't decide?
No, I mean...
What?
I don't know!
Do you have a hint?
A hint?
A hint all of a sudden?
Then, like... a wink?
An idol can do that, right?
Then, let's start from here.
A wink.
Yes, please.
You can't choose one, right?
Go ahead.
Yes, yes.
Huh?
What's wrong with you?
Huh?
Then, go ahead.
Yes, yes.
Are you bad at it?
Oh, no!
There's a person who's bad at it.
Ah...
Eh?
It's small.
Ah...
I see.
Ah...
Eh?
Ah...
I see.
Ah...
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
Eh?
Ah...
Everyone's cute.
Did you say it?
Didn't some of you say it?
Did you say it?
Yes.
Then, Mr. Tateto.
Yes.
Please correct...
the mistakes made!
Eh?
You're such a terrible liar!
Idols often wink, don't they?
Yes, they do. Like in "gravure" or something like that.
Yes, they do.
However, Kondo-san, you're wrong!
Eh?!
For now, you're an idol.
I'm an idol!
She's surprised because you're an idol.
I can't wink very well, but I'm Kawamura Yui, and I'm 12 years old.
Nice to meet you!
She's still doubting you!
Eh?! I'm sorry!
From the beginning, I felt like we really clicked.
From the beginning, I thought you were suspicious.
I narrowed it down a little and confirmed it with a wink.
It was decided.
I see.
Here you go, Kawamura-san.
Thank you!
There's more?
There's more!
Is it the first one?
This is...
Eh?!
If you look at it closely...
Ah!
You don't have to look at the camera!
Put it on!
That's mean!
Eh?!
Eh?! I seriously don't know!
It's difficult.
But... Ah!
I know! I know!
Yes!
I know!
Then...
Yes! Then, Kondo-san, please correct me!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?!
But I'm not sure if it's anxiety or if it's both hands.
Only one person.
Only one person was desperate.
I see.
Desperate.
Yes, but I'm not used to it yet.
That's incorrect!
Desperate, desperate.
Only this?
I've been in a slump lately.
An idol slump.
That's not good.
If you're in a slump, you shouldn't do it.
I want to burn my arms here.
That's right.
Please introduce yourself.
Yes, I'm Yurika Tachibana, 19 years old and an idol.
Nice to meet you.
Please step back.
I've been in a slump lately.
Your reaction is old.
That's right.
It's hard to see an idol like you.
Really?
I'll take it.
That means the general public is quite amazing.
That's right.
It looks like an idol more than two people.
At least you two won.
That's right.
What?
Cameraman, you don't have to say "these two people" anymore.
I want to burn my arms.
The way you sit.
I see.
You have to use your feet.
Idols are thin, aren't they?
Yes, yes, yes.
You're hiding it well.
That's right.
You're amazing.
You're modest.
Yes.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Kondo-san, please correct me.
She is...
This person?
Yes, it's her.
What about her?
Well...
I knew it.
These two people...
Are you confident?
I see!
Are you confident in your running?
It's like, "Whoa, look at me!"
I see!
So you're a little modest...
A little modest...
And a little reserved.
I see!
If you're not confident...
You two are already making an appeal.
Making an appeal...
Even if it's a little...
Even if it's a little, let's show it for a long time.
Let's show it for a long time.
Let's show it for a little while.
Yes.
I knew you were modest.
I see!
I think you're a little different.
That's correct!
Amazing!
You're the shortest among you two!
Is it true?
You're so fashionable!
But women are different in many ways.
Because...
They're kind-hearted.
And...
They're rough!
Amazing!
They're young! Young!
I knew it!
Most people are a little modest.
That's right.
You're cute!
Those two are young!
You're cute!
That's amazing!
I see!
Yes!
Well done!
You didn't have a face shape, so you were chosen.
I wasn't chosen!
You were chosen by your feet size.
I was trying to hide it!
I see!
You drew a V.
Well, there aren't many cute girls in idol groups.
I'm sorry!
Hey!
Idol group!
Don't make fun of yourself!
I'm sorry!
Yes!
Well done!
You got it right!
You didn't get hurt much.
Thank you!
You did a good job!
That's right! That's right!
Well...
Let my partner and Haruka do it, too.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
Can we do it?
Yes!
Can we do it?
Yes!
Can we do it?
Yes!
How was it?
Yes!
Did you wink?
Yes!
Thank you for your hard work!
Well, today's second person to look for wrong is...
Haruka Minowa of Harisenpon!
Thank you for your hard work!
Well, I don't know what it is because it's sudden.
Actually, we are a group called "idol group" now.
Well, if you know our names and stuff like that, do you know what we're talking about?
Oh, yes! Of course!
Oh, you know?
Yes, we know.
Well, you don't know until you know our name and stuff like that, right?
Well, yes.
If it's just one person...
That's right!
Well, that's fine.
Actually, there's only one person among us who isn't an idol.
What?!
That's right.
Among us?
Yes.
I'm surprised.
Not all of you are an idol.
Among us, there's only one person who isn't an idol.
And we're going to let you guess who it is.
We're going to let you look for wrong.
Yes!
Is it okay?
Okay, everyone, please sit down.
Even if you look closely, it's important.
Go ahead.
Your facial expressions...
Is it okay?
The atmosphere...
I really don't know.
You should look at different places.
You're looking at different places!
Look!
Haruka is getting close!
Shirinami is getting close!
It's going to be a dream!
I'm going to cut my head off!
She's going to cut her head off!
What?!
I have no idea!
All of you look like professionals.
Professionals?!
How can you say "professionals" like that?!
Idols! Idols!
If you look closely you can see that their smiles are awkward,
their aura is...
Their aura is...
How can I say it...
There's a little bit of it in their small details.
Today...
All of a sudden...
They're dressed up like this...
Because you're a strange idol.
Because you're an ordinary person.
That's right.
You know...
I think there are many idols who are watching this program now.
I think you have your own aura.
Like...
Should I say what kind of idol they are?
That's right.
Let's be clear.
Like "who is this guy?"
I'm Ika-chan!
[Laughter and applause]
Now, if you're chosen, it's going to be tough!
Yes!
Is it decided?
It's decided!
Is it decided?
Yes!
Well then, everyone, please correct me!
[Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?]
That one!
The one with the red ribbon on his head.
That one, right?
The one with the red ribbon on his shoulder, right?
Yes, on his shoulder.
What made you think like that?
Well, his face is a little plain.
His face is plain?
Idols' faces should be flashy and neat.
There should be flowers on their faces.
There are no flowers on their faces!
I see!
Unfortunately, incorrect!
Yes!
I'll be the model for today!
Idol Club's number one model, Hasei Nao!
Oh no!
I'm sorry!
Being a model...
You have to have a lot of facial expressions.
That's right!
Your facial expressions are stiff!
That's right!
Oh no!
Why are you putting your tongue out there?
You've already been chosen, so hurry up and say it!
Don't cry!
Yes!
I'll work harder!
Yes!
You've been told to stay away...
I'll work harder!
You said it just by looking at it, didn't you?
You hurt me!
You're just standing there and talking, aren't you?
I'm just standing in here!
I'm still here!
She's still here!
Okay, I'm scared!
Everyone, use your true smiles!
Use your true smiles!
Use your usual smile!
The one that's always shining!
That's right!
I'm smiling!
Idol Club's group name...
Suddenly...
I said that just now!
I was looking for you...
There wasn't!
What's so funny?!
There wasn't!
There was!
There was always someone dancing!
Yeah...
I don't know...
- I knew it... - A general person would...
- Ah, let me test you. - Let me test you.
- Ah, good, cute, cute, good, good, good. - With a cool way, you know...
- Shine, shine, shine! - If you were an idol...
- Shine, shine, shine! - You're used to it.
- Ah! - Understood?!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Understood. - Understood.
- Yes, then... Please give us your mistake!
- Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?!
- Umm...
- It's this person! - This person!
- Oh, what kind of person is it?
- A general person. - Yeah.
- It's a little... Umm...
- The air around me...
- It's a little dizzy...
- If you were an idol, you'd shine, right?
- It's quite... - It's quite...
- The air is dying...
- The air is dying!
- Even more than Haruka!
- It's a shame...
- If you feel the same kind of air...
- That's right...
- It's a little like a comrade...
- A comrade... - A comrade...
- That's right!
- The air is dying, right?
- The leader... - The leader!
- The leader's air is dying, what does it mean?!
- It's like it's coming from a corpse...
- Yes, that's the end of IDOLiNG No. 3.
- Thank you for being our leader. - But you're quite sharp.
- If you compare us, we're both...
- We're both dying.
- If you compare us...
- Yes, that's right.
- Yes.
- There's more!
- This is unknown... - While we're thinking about it...
- Let's announce it! - Yes!
- Our very popular live-broadcast mahjong show...
- This month's mahjong player will be human manga artist Yakumitsu!
- Please watch it!
- That's amazing! - Let's just go for it!
- Are you sure? - Yes!
- Okay, we've decided! - Yes, we've decided!
- Okay, then, please show us your mistakes!
- Over there! - Yes!
- The one with the long necklace! - The one with the long necklace!
- Yes! - The one wearing it!
- That's correct! - Wow!
- Congratulations on your 80 million yen! - Thank you!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- That was amazing! - That was great!
- That was amazing! - That was great timing!
- That was great! - You got it perfectly!
- You were the shortest this time! - Really?
Up until now, we've chosen more than half of the guests.
Oh, I see.
Well, that's another story, but...
I'm glad your wounds healed in Asakusun.
The guests' wounds healed.
We had a hard time choosing, but...
We all don't have noses.
It's your eyes!
Are you going to say that again?
If you say that, what will you do?
I'll do my best.
And so, today's guest is...
And so...
What do you think of idling?
She's not an ordinary idol, but...
What do you think of her as a unit?
It's like...
Anyone can join.
This time...
We'll apply for idling again.
If you like it, you'll have a chance.
Of course!
If you don't like it...
Then, let's go back and forth.
Me too.
And so, today's guests are...
Kondo-san and Mino-san!
Thank you!