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- Thank you for coming, Michael. - Thank you for having me.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I'm glad you're here. - Thank you for having me.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
She's weird.
Black bitter liquid with white clouds in it, sweet and sour in it,
I mix it in my hands and drink it, but I like it more.
Black liquid with white clouds in it, sweet and sour in it,
I drink it black and bitter, but I still don't like it.
According to what I've heard, black bitter liquid can somehow make some kind of beans.
But, but, I think it's a very good story.
Because, because, I think there's milk tea in it.
Black bitter liquid with white clouds in it, sweet and sour in it,
I drink it black and bitter, but I still don't like it.
It makes me sick in the morning.
But, but for us,
it doesn't matter which one.
Because, because the truth is,
it doesn't matter which one.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to do my best.
IDOLing!
The show has just begun.
IDOLing! MC Masume is here.
This program is for girls of IDOLing who are growing up in a new environment to become one of them.
IDOLing is being broadcast every week. Let me introduce you to IDOLing!
First of all, please introduce yourself.
What's your favorite hamburger?
Hi, I'm IDOLing's Sato Endo. My favorite hamburger is chicken tatter.
Hi, I'm IDOLing's rocker and singer, Rika. My favorite hamburger is cheeseburger.
Hi, IDOLing! My name is Honchi. My favorite hamburger is hamburger.
Hi, IDOLing! I'm Rika Yokoyama. My favorite hamburger is chicken burger.
Hi, IDOLing! My name is Suzuka Morita. My favorite hamburger is half-cooked teriyaki burger.
Hi, IDOLing! I'm Suzuka Shinrao. My favorite hamburger is teriyaki burger.
Hi, IDOLing! I'm IDOLing's number 16, Sukuchi Ami. My favorite hamburger is double cheeseburger.
Hi, IDOLing! I'm IDOLing's number 20, Okawai. My favorite hamburger is gratin croquette burger.
Hi, IDOLing! I'm IDOLing's number 11, Hashimoto Kaede. My favorite hamburger is the one with chicken in it.
Hi, IDOLing! I'm IDOLing's number 17, Hodaka Miyamoto. My favorite hamburger is chicken burger.
Hi, IDOLing! I'm IDOLing's number 18, Kawana Koyama. My favorite burger is hamburger with super cheese.
Hi, IDOLing! I'm IDOLing's number 19, Chiyuki Sato. My favorite hamburger is hamburger with super cheese.
Sexy.
I'll do my best in a sexy way.
Let's do our best!
[idling derby]
Idling derby!
[idling derby]
This is a new segment.
Idling will race and idling will bet.
It's a race in which human relationships will come to life.
Idling derby!
I will do my best.
This idling derby is a competition between several idling members
and they will race on various themes.
The other members will predict who will do better.
Let's introduce today's idling members!
First, first frame number 3, Endo Mike.
Next, second frame number 6, Tonoka Erika.
Next, third frame number 8, Ponchi.
And last, fourth frame number 9, Yokohama Rurika.
These four are today's idling members.
Number 7, Yazawa Erika, who was originally scheduled to race, has been removed from the race.
The reason is weight over.
And so...
Oh! These members...
Aren't they first generation?
And so, today we'll have a first generation derby.
Second and third generation players who are guessing...
Please guess well.
Everyone, these members will have a competition.
Who do you think can do it?
If it's this competition, is it this girl?
Honchi, you can't do this, can you?
If it's this competition, is it this girl?
Please judge well.
Everyone, please look at their daily activities.
They forget about their daily relationships.
They can change everything without any conditions.
Zubazuba!
These first generation players are watching.
If it's this girl, you can do this.
If it's Yokoyama-san, you're good at this.
If it's Tonoka-san, you've seen her do this before.
Honchi, you can't do this, can you?
Why can't I do it?
I won't forgive you for today's opening.
That's one possibility.
But this is just a trial and error.
Please judge well.
This time, idling derby...
Will be judged by a series of doubles.
The person who guesses it most correctly...
Will receive a 10,000 yen voucher...
From Fuji TV's employee cafeteria, Laporte.
That's right, that's right.
Yay!
It's not you guys, right?
It doesn't matter!
Because it's a factory.
The person who guesses it most correctly will receive a voucher.
Isn't that too much?
Carrots! Carrots!
Run well!
Everyone, please judge well.
The first series of events is...
This one!
How many doubles can you do in one minute?
This race is about how many doubles you can do in one minute.
This will decide it.
Whether or not you can do the doubles...
Will be judged by Masato-san.
I'll do my best!
Now, if you don't mind...
There might be people who say "doubles" a lot...
So please judge well from your usual behavior...
And guess one or two doubles.
Is that okay?
Now, please make your guesses!
Ton-chan's father's words are cruel.
What?!
Please don't!
How is it?
I don't know...
How is it?
What does "ton-chan" mean?
For me, it's one person who's been cut off.
This person is different.
This person is not here.
Now, it's over!
Now, let's see the results!
Let's see the results!
96, 93, 39, 89, 98...
All 9s are mixed up!
Is that how it is, Masato-san?
It's like...
It's not very interesting...
"It's like...
It's not very interesting...
It's like...
It's not very funny...
Yokoyama-san, you often say that at school...
Don't you think I say it sometimes?
You say it all the time!
All of you say it!
It's like...
Is it okay for me to say it now?
It's like...
And... Michael.
Yes, that's right.
Michael is quick-witted, so I don't say it out loud, but I feel like I'm going to bet on him.
But I don't think I can do it for you, Ton-chan.
That's mean!
You don't think you can do it for me, Ton-chan?
I really don't think I can do it for you.
That's mean!
You're not the most popular, right?
No, I'm not.
What about you, Fon-chi?
Well, Fon-chi knows a lot about Dazzle.
She doesn't know anything else but Dazzle!
Now, what kind of race will it be?
It's the start of the race. Are you ready?
Yes!
Everyone, you're being too rude!
No, it's real!
It's a one-time thing, so there are times when you have to do it.
Right, everyone?
Yes!
Do your best!
Am I going first?
Yes, you are.
Fon-chi looks like she's going to be late.
I've been thinking about it for a while now.
You've been thinking about it for a while?
Yes, I have.
Now, let's see.
Idling Derby.
First place.
First race.
In one minute, how many Dazzle you can ride.
Start!
Oh, they're going fast!
Yes!
Yes, Eno-san!
A stone fell!
Yes!
Yes, Eno-san!
A cheetah ran into a pond!
Yes!
Yes, Eno-san!
An aluminum can on top of an aluminum can!
Yes!
A wolf went into the bathroom, but there's no wolf there.
What?
A wolf went into the bathroom, but there's no wolf there.
Yes!
Yes, Tomoka-san!
Raccoon! Raccoon!
Yes, one point!
Yes!
Yes, Tomoka-san!
Curry is curry!
Curry!
Terrible! Terrible!
Yes!
Rabbit? Rabbit?
Well, well, okay, okay!
Yes!
Stinky fart is stinky!
Okay!
Stinky fart is stinky!
This game is a little funny!
Stinky fart is stinky!
Okay!
15 seconds!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Soda is soda!
No!
Let's check points!
Oh!
The tops are numbers 3 and 6.
It's number 36!
However, since it is the same number, it is wise to match the ones with the better content!
Let's double check!
Number 6 is here!
I'm a cheater too.
I'm good at it too.
And...
This is a little cruel.
It's about the same, right?
Ah, I see.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I see.
Can I see mine?
Endo-san!
And with that, that race is over!
So close!
What a shame!
9 of you did your best!
No way it's 6!
Don't say "no way it's 6"!
This is terrible!
This is a broadcast accident!
Curry is curry!
Why is that?
It's an "ng" word!
Curry is curry!
If it's an "ng" word, it's a penalty!
That's right!
That's right! That's right!
What's going on?
What kind of situation is this?
Everyone got it wrong!
Everyone got it right!
This is nerve-racking!
This is difficult!
Now, let's move on!
Here is the next topic!
Paper airplanes!
Who flies them the most?
Now, there's also the cost of it.
This paper, right?
This paper!
Make it yourself!
Ah, I see what you mean!
Who flies them the most?
You're saying you don't know how to make paper airplanes?
No, no, no!
Make your own paper airplanes!
Now, everyone, please make your guesses!
Everyone, please make your guesses!
The person who said "how do you make it?" will be a terrible hint.
But I don't know. It's surprisingly miraculous.
Amazing!
Well, this paper airplane is made of their own ideas, so how skillful are their hands?
How skillful are their hands?
This kind of thing is also a highlight.
Can I guess?
Yes, you can guess.
It looks like it's cute like a microphone.
Yes, it is.
Even if it's beautiful like this, it doesn't matter whether it flies or not.
What do you make? I'm looking forward to it.
When I was in elementary school, there was a paper airplane competition in my class.
Oh, there was? I have a hint for you.
Wow!
At once...
Hey, Tomoka's popularity is...
No. 6?
Yes.
Let's go to No. 6.
I think we can go to No. 6.
Can we go to No. 8?
No. 8 looks solid.
But No. 9 is a little...
No. 9 looks weird.
It looks like it's going to fly.
We don't know what's going to fly.
What's this? A rocket?
It looks like a bug.
It looks like a watch for now.
Ponchi is flying in a thin shape.
Tomoka, did you go to No. 6?
Ponchi said "can we go to No. 6?" and you said "let's go to Gonta."
We can definitely go to No. 6.
Let's look at the predictions.
One, two, three, open!
No. 6, 3, 8, 6, 6, 3, 6, 9, 3, 6...
All of you said No. 6.
She said she made a mistake.
She made a mistake!
I'm No. 2, but I don't know what I'm making.
And I'm not good at it.
You're not good at it?
I'm not good at making things.
That's amazing.
I see.
Endo, you have 3 votes.
Michael, you can do it.
When we were watching you, you were so calm and confident.
I see.
You're still making things.
You're like a Katagi craftsman.
That's funny.
You have confidence in yourself.
Kikuchi, you made a contribution.
It's not about who can make it the best.
It's about who can fly the best.
So we'll do our best.
We'll do our best.
Is this the right answer?
We'll start from here, right?
Can we do it this way?
Okay, let's see who's the best at flying.
Okay, start!
Okay, let's see!
The best at flying is this blue-haired pilot, Endo-san!
And...
This is...
Fonchi-san!
That means...
He's in 8th place!
When I was in elementary school, you told me that there was a kamikaze competition and you were good at it.
That's not it!
That's what you're talking about!
You're not good at it!
What's this?
It's not it!
It's like...
If you bend the tip of it, it gets heavy and you can't fly.
This is cheating, isn't it?
That's not it!
What are you talking about?
Yes!
Yokoyama-san!
Really?!
Yes!
Yes, this is...
Like this...
Wow!
Yes, the tail.
The tail.
Yes, the tail.
Yes, so...
3-8 and you're not correct!
I'm sorry!
It doesn't hit.
You're really serious about it.
It's true that you threw it with force.
It's true!
I can do it somehow!
Powder medicine is easy to drink, but...
Powder medicine is...
It doesn't hit.
Yes, so...
You're not correct.
Yes!
It's about time, everyone!
Here is the third race!
"Who is the most similar in impersonation?" race!
In the "Who is the most similar in impersonation?" race,
each team member will do an impersonation with all their might.
The team that is most similar in impersonation will win the race.
Maso-san will be the judge of this race.
Yes, I understand.
Everyone, please guess!
It's not about winning, it's about being similar or not.
It's about being similar or not.
The people who are born in this era will be most confident in this.
It doesn't have to be a loud voice, but it doesn't have to be a loud voice.
It doesn't have to be a good voice, but it doesn't have to be a good voice.
It's difficult.
If it's a number, it's probably Rurika-chan.
See?
It's not easy for me to laugh like that.
She always does it herself and laughs by herself.
I see.
She's pretty crazy in school.
What do you think?
But it's meaningless because you're slipping.
That's right.
It's really difficult.
Everyone, you can imitate anyone you want.
Even if it's the worst, you can imitate the staff or other people you know.
Don't choose one person.
It doesn't have to be one person.
You can imitate anyone, anything.
Isn't it difficult?
It's difficult.
I did it once with Yoshimoto Shinkiriki-san.
At that time, everyone did a lot of impersonations.
Did you do it?
Yes, most of the students did it.
Which one was the most boring?
No, it wasn't boring because of Yurika-chan.
Yurika-chan said it was boring and did it in real life.
It was really boring.
I'm not an impersonator.
What do you mean by impersonator?
Don't you think you have to do it for those you know?
That's why I did my best.
Let's see the results.
One, two, three, open!
Ta-da!
Ninety-three, thirty-nine, thirty-nine, ninety- three, thirty-nine!
Ponchi has a constant voice, doesn't he?
That's right.
But...
You can't change your voice.
Ton-chan's impersonation when he was doing "Neurology" didn't sound like him at all.
By the way, what did you do in that episode?
Inoki-san was impersonating him.
Oh, Inoki-san was impersonating him.
That's true, your impersonation quality is quite poor.
And...
I thought I was a little out of breath, but I was told to say it in a normal way.
Oh, so you think the other two are worse?
That's mean!
I think Ton-chi doesn't have any motivation for impersonations anymore.
Stop it!
If 20 minutes have passed, Ton-chi can't do it anymore.
I think Ton-chan hasn't broken his belly yet.
I see.
What?
He's been coming back to "burikko" lately.
That's right.
I think he can definitely do it.
Thank you.
Yes.
Yes, O-ka-san, thank you too.
Yes, I think Michael-san doesn't feel embarrassed anymore.
That's rude!
Isn't it rude?
I think Ben-san hasn't done it lately either.
I don't think he's done anything.
Oh, you've thrown it away.
That's why I think he'll do it.
Oh, you think he'll do anything?
Yes.
And you, Kairi-chan, Kyuu-san?
Kyuu-san always does anything.
These two always do anything!
They do a lot of things.
I see.
These two say there's no NG.
No NG.
Yes.
And you, Su-chan?
Yes!
Well, I do think he looks like he's good at it.
Well, Ruri-san isn't funny, but just in case.
Oh, not funny for everyone!
But there's a lot of impersonation departments.
It's pretty hard to imagine Yokoyama-san not being funny among the fifth and third generation.
It's pretty hard.
Just in case, I'll smile.
Smile!
You're smiling!
With everyone.
Well, what will it be? Is there an answer?
Well, Yokoyama-san, do your best in a pretty away state.
Yes, I'll do my best!
Well, then, this is...
Starting with number six.
Well, first, let's start with Tomoka-san's impersonation.
If you'll excuse me!
Go ahead.
What is she doing?
I don't think it's that.
Here I go.
Yes.
Yes, I'm number 13 of idling, Nagano Seina.
Ponypony!
Look.
How subtle!
Well...
Yes, number six is gone!
No!
Well, I don't know, but...
It's not gone.
Well, this time, the least popular one, Ponchi- san!
Who's going to write it for me?
Ponchi wasn't written for you.
Well, here I go.
Yes.
From the Ghibli series...
Ghibli series?
Yes!
From the Ghibli series...
Yes!
From the Ghibli series...
Yes!
Well, this corner is the hardest one for us.
It's tough.
We are number six and eight.
Okay, Yokoyama-san!
You can do it!
She's the most popular one.
You can do it!
You have to make it interesting.
What?
Yes, well...
I'm going to imitate a comedian, Nakama Yukie-san.
She's missing!
She's dead!
You!
Together...
Toward that sunset...
You're playing so long!
How is it?
Well, the audience is quiet.
It's a bit like Shinden Taiyo.
It might be similar.
It's interesting.
It might be similar.
It's like a point.
This time, the main character is Endo-san.
Yes.
Good luck.
I don't think it's easy.
Good luck.
Good luck, everyone.
I'll do my best.
Good luck.
I'll do my best.
I'll do my best!
This is terrible.
The judge is the strongest.
All of you are losers.
The 12th season of "GAME CENTER-CX" has started.
Please watch it.
Let's have Endo-san and Honji-san come up again.
These two were a little awkward.
I'll show you now.
What is it?
Honji-san, show us.
Agnes-chan-san?
Hello, I'm Agnes-chan.
I'll imitate Goku.
Hey, Goku!
What will happen to the first and second outfits?
First outfit number 3, second outfit number 9!
Thank you!
The winners are Agnes-chan, Okawa-san and Su-chan!
Lastly, I'll imitate Honji-san.
Hello, I'm Agnes-chan.
Goodbye!
Was there a reason for me to do it twice?
What?
Was there a reason for me to do it twice?
No, I wanted to see you two do it one more time.
It was subtle, but Honchi-san was pretty good too.
It was pretty good.
Surprisingly, it was similar, that frog's mimicry.
The choice was good too.
How about Agnes-chan?
Agnes-chan is completely the worst.
Even Agnes-chan...
If it wasn't for Agnes-chan...
Eh, what are you talking about?
She said some pretty good things, but...
Tomoka-san, what did you do?
Don't you remember?
I don't remember anything like that!
What about Serina?
No, Serina's mimicry...
Ah, I see, I see, I see.
But it was pretty similar.
It was pretty similar.
Everyone can do it, right? Idols.
Ah...
That's right. Yokomba-san, you did your best, right?
Yes, that's right. Even though I did my best, you all didn't laugh at me!
A little...
Even if you did a new joke, you still got good reviews, right?
Thank you.
But it was tough, judging like that.
Rurika-san seemed like she was going to lose her sense of humor.
It was tough, wasn't it?
So, this time, we did a new project for IDOLiNG DERBY. How was it?
It was fun!
Surprisingly, we got to know what 2nd and 3rd graders think about 1st graders.
Yokoyama-san, you should be careful.
That's right, I won't say anything anymore.
You should also behave like a dad in the dressing room.
Yes, that's right.
Rurika-chan, is it easy for you to talk?
Is it easy for you to talk?
On the contrary, it's hard for me to talk at home.
Why is that?
Because I'll be told off later.
You'll be told off!
That's right.
Endo-san, have you stopped being embarrassed recently?
That's right, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
It's IDOLiNG.
Yes.
Maybe it's the opposite of 1st graders.
I want to do it!
Yes!
With that, it's been IDOLiNG DERBY 1st graders!
Goodbye!
Thank you!