AISubs v3.5
[The next day]
- Well, well, well - Good work
- Well, well, well
- Ai's mother came to see you - Yes, she did
- She was so moved and went home - Yes
- She said "I'm so glad" - Yes, she was so glad
- Yes, she was so glad
- Ami, listen to me - Yes
- Ai's mother was greeting her parents at Ai's dorm - Yes
- They had met a few times - Yes
- They were greeting each other - Yes
- And Ai's dad happened to be there - Yes
- And Ai's mom was about to introduce her dad to her dad - Yes
- "Thank you for always taking care of me, Ai" - "Thank you so much"
- "This is my mother" - "Isn't it really funny?"
- Ai's mom introduced her dad as "this is my mother" - "Isn't it really funny?"
- Isn't it funny? - "Isn't it really funny?"
- Ai's mom introduced her dad as "this is my mother" - "Isn't it really funny?"
I'll always be by your side, even if it hurts
Don't cry star only
If you told me that, I would miss you
Before I knew it, I was jumping on the train heading to the sea.
Describing the flowing scenery, only you are missing
The two of us had fun and laughed together under the moonlit sky.
I believed that those days would last forever
ah, the midsummer sunrise that illuminated the two of us
ah, your eyes whispered that I love you
The south wind is heavy yeah we than the ring finger is shining
I still can't take it off and it spills over and over again
she was like a princess so cry if I could turn back time
I'll always be by your side, even if it hurts
Don't cry star only
If you told me that, I would miss you
I'm sure I'll remember it, even if it's just for a moment
Even after the summer we spent together ends, I still love you
I love ya.
IDOLING
"IDOLING" show has just started.
Thank you for coming.
I'm Mori Matsuzaka of "MISS TELEVIEW" announcer.
Thank you for having me.
"IDOLING" show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of them.
"IDOLING" show is on air every week.
Let me introduce "IDOLING" show!
Welcome to "IDOLING" show!
Let's get started!
I'll introduce you with these members.
Let's get excited!
This is not self-introduction.
Let's go!
However, jump, jump, jump! Run, me!
Chasing a dream I can make, I step on the cherry blossoms.
If you have a heart, jump high! Fly high enough to be dazzling!
I can make a bright smile forever.
Search for idol mistakes!
Alright! Alright!
Alright, everyone, it's time for another corner!
Let's go!
Wow!
Well, in this world, there are still people who know you by your name, your group name, but there are still many people who don't know you by your personal name.
So, it's a corner where we ask you to remember us for the sake of those people.
After searching for idol mistakes, one impostor will join the idol group.
That impostor will not be an idol, but a mistake.
Even though you know about idol groups' existence,
those of you who don't know each member's name will be judged by their aura as idols.
Even though you're real, you'll be disappointed if you don't have an idol's aura.
Yes.
Please listen to us.
Yes, that's right.
Alright, who wants to remove their name tags?
Remove them! Remove them!
Who wants to remove their name tags?
Yes.
Who wants to remove their name tags?
Yes.
Who wants to remove their name tags?
Me!
Eh?
You don't want to?
Oh, you're more excited than I thought you would be.
It took me a lot of time to remove their name tags.
Now, let's welcome today's fake idol group.
Here they are!
Thank you for coming.
Today's fake is Aiki Morista.
Thank you for having me.
Aiki Morista, how old are you now?
I'm 22 years old.
22 years old! You're younger than Michael.
I'm one year older than you all.
Aiki Morista, as a cheerleader...
Oh!
For example, in basketball or volleyball matches...
As a cheerleader, I do my best.
I see. It's healthy.
So, I'm sure you can smile better than anyone else.
That's right!
I've already decided to change my phone later.
Now, let me in!
Let me in!
How rude of you!
Now, let me come in!
Which one should I choose?
You have a lot of hair.
Honchi dyed her hair black.
I think she wants to dye her hair black.
It's falling down.
She dyed her hair for this occasion.
That's right.
I'm sure she'll be chosen.
Honchi will definitely be chosen.
Is Honchi near here?
The balance of the costumes...
Honchi and Yokoyama-san...
But if you put it there, it might be easier.
Honchi and Morishita-san...
Over there...
Kikuchi-san and Miyagi-san, please come over here.
Yokoyama-san, please move over a bit.
Konihi-chan and Ami-chan, please come in.
Asahi-san, please sit over there.
Honchi-san and Morishita-san, please sit over there.
Yes, both of you can sit over there.
Isn't it good?
It might be good.
And with that, the match is complete.
There is currently one person who is not an idol.
This time...
This is the most comfortable atmosphere I've ever had.
Now, let's call out the person who will judge this fake idol.
Please come over here.
Fuji TV homepage production, Takeshi Noda.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Of course, do you know the group called "idoling"?
Yes, of course we know.
Well, we don't know their individual names yet.
That's right.
Mr. Noda is usually in charge of producing the entire Fuji TV homepage.
He's a great person.
That's right.
If you're told it's a mistake, just remember how much damage you've caused.
Currently, there's only one person who's not an idol.
I'd like you to correct that mistake.
Is that okay with you?
Please take a look.
Everyone, appeal.
Idol appeal.
Do the usual one.
I see.
Like this.
Yes.
Have you chosen one?
That's right.
Have you decided?
Yes.
Well then, please.
Who's not an idol?
Please correct your mistake!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Yes, from the left, the second person.
What?!
From the left, the second person.
What is it that you're not an idol?
Hmm, let me see.
When I saw you for the first time, you didn't look good.
I didn't look good.
You didn't look good.
You looked like you wanted to hide something.
Is that right? Yes.
You're afraid of being found out.
Yes.
That's right.
Incorrect!
A lot of people chose you.
Please introduce yourself again.
I'm Tonoka Erika Ikkisei and I'm 6 years old.
She's been doing it for 3 years.
By the way, you can't react when you're stabbed.
You can't say "eh" because you'll get caught.
There are still mistakes in this.
This is fun.
Everyone's eyes are appealing.
That's amazing.
They're desperate.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Now, who's not an idol?
Please answer the mistake!
The 7th person from the left.
7th person from the left.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!
Yes!
What's wrong with you?
Well...
I think you're looking down.
I see.
You're looking down.
And your posture.
Your posture is bad.
Now!
Unfortunately!
Incorrect!
This is my first time getting stabbed.
I'm surprised and shocked.
I'm 13th idol, Nagano Seina.
I'm a sophomore!
Yes, a sophomore.
We're in the same agency.
Is there anything wrong with the agency?
Yes.
Hurry up and answer the question.
There are still mistakes in this.
There are still mistakes in this!
There are still mistakes in this.
Take your time.
Let's learn from them.
With an idol smile.
Yes, yes.
I thought you were cute.
The aura is different.
The way you smile and the way you look.
I think there are a lot of things.
I think there are people who think like that.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Then, who is not an idol?
Please answer the question!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
The person on the right from the fourth person.
One, two...
One, two, three, four.
Yes.
What do you think about this person?
I think his smile was a little stiff.
His smile was stiff.
I see. For an idol...
I see.
Correct!
That's fast!
That's amazing!
It's good that you didn't get hurt much.
Yes, that person is wrong.
His smile is sharp.
It's great.
There are 15 girls who are idols.
Please remember that.
Thank you!
Okay, please go back.
I think it's better if there's less of this.
It's going to hurt, right?
It's going to hurt.
It's like, if we all get hit three times...
It's like that, but...
Today, you know, you'll probably have a chat with your manager or something, right?
No!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Well, I'm glad you brought a pipe.
I'm glad you saved me.
I didn't think you'd do that.
I wonder if you stand out over there?
Should we change it?
I think it'd be better if we changed it.
But we definitely can't do it with Monchi.
Oh, and Maipuru! Maipuru is brown, so...
Tachibana-san and Maipuru in exchange.
Yes, in exchange.
Ah, I see.
This is good.
Maipuru is good, right?
Yes.
Now, it's all blue, but...
Huh? Do you hear a guitar sound?
Huh?
What is it?
Huh?
I'm scared.
No way!
It's a guitar concert!
We are idols.
In this moment,
find someone who isn't an idol.
What?
But no matter how you look at it, everyone is a fake!
Everyone's faces get 40 points!
Thank you!
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
Welcome! Welcome!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for making a song for idling!
No, no, no, I'm sorry!
And you raised the score by 40 points!
That's great, everyone!
It's been a while, Guitar Samurai!
It's been a while!
It's been a while since I released this, but there's mold growing!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It hasn't been released recently, has it?
It's been tough!
Thank you!
Are the audience also idling fans?
That's right!
Is that so?
Yes!
Do you know the group called idling?
I don't know much about it.
That's right!
Do you know about AKB48?
Wow!
Today, this Guitar Samurai...
You're going straight to it!
This is the reason why Guitar Samurai is back!
Oh, is that so?
Excuse me!
They're on a show called "Hexagon".
Ogata-san and Yoshio Kojima and me have formed a unit called "Sumerars".
But now, the show itself is on vacation.
So, we three are going this year!
I see!
If this doesn't sell, we'll have a harsh punishment game.
So, everyone, please buy it!
We'll definitely buy it!
Yes!
It looks pretty harsh!
Yes!
To be honest, this song is more important to us than idling fans!
It's our main song!
Yes!
Thank you!
So, this song is also performed there?
That's right!
Yes!
It's been a while!
Please look for it!
Thank you!
So, we have Kyoha and Daiko here with us today.
This is an idol group, but there is one member who is not an idol.
This is difficult.
We will have you look for that mistake.
There are basically 40 mistakes, but we will look for about 35.
That's a lot of mistakes.
Maybe there are 45 mistakes.
That's a lot of mistakes.
Anyway, there may be one member who is not an idol.
What are you talking about?
There may be one member who is not an idol.
Many people are involved with idols.
You can tell by their aura.
Like Papo.
That's right.
Many people are involved with idols.
Most of them are shiny.
That's right.
They all smell good, but they don't smell that good.
I see.
Today is a tough day.
We will have you look for all the mistakes.
Please look for it.
Come on!
Show us, everyone!
Shine! Shine!
Please show us your best smile as an idol.
That's a good one.
Best smile.
Your score may have gone up a little.
It's 42 points now.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
Even if you look at it in person, it's not that moving.
It's dangerous to look at it in person.
Please be careful.
I'm sorry.
It's a joke.
I see.
There was one person who had a big smile.
I see.
I think this person is different.
She said she wouldn't buy a photo album with this face.
I see.
I get it now.
Who isn't an idol?
Who is it?
Please show us!
The one on the far left!
This person!
This person didn't smile much.
His smile was like an old man who is in his fifties.
It's hard to find an idol who smiles like an old man who is in his fifties.
Is it correct?
Kata-san...
Too bad!
Why?!
First of all, please introduce yourself.
Yes, I'm Yurika, 19 years old, and I'm an idol.
It's not like my face is wet or anything.
I'm wearing new clothes and I'm doing my hair and makeup properly.
Why do you think I'm in my fifties?
What's wrong?
It sounds like my parents are talking.
Hello.
She is a well-known idol.
I'm sorry.
It's hard!
You're still in your fifties, so you might not be used to smiling.
What am I trying to dig up?
There are still mistakes in here!
It's hard...
Could you give me a wink?
A wink, please!
From me to the camera?
Yes!
Thank you!
Go ahead!
Left, please!
Okay!
She gave him a wink!
Did you get it?
I got it!
You got it?!
Was it obvious?
It was obvious!
It was, wasn't it?!
Okay!
Please answer the question!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
That person!
This person?
Yes, this person.
Was his wink different?
Well...
He looked like he had something in his mouth.
Rather than a wink, he looked like he had something in his mouth.
Idols don't do that.
That's right.
Is it correct?
Hata-san?
Yes?
Too bad!
Is his wink dirty and famous?
Is it?
I'm sorry.
It's not like it's dirty.
That's right.
Also, I've worked with Hata-san before.
So, when he came out, I was so moved that I almost cried.
But, all of a sudden, I cried.
Really?
You've worked with him before?
Before.
But, I don't remember.
Can you introduce yourself again?
Yes! I'm Kawamura Yui, and I'm 12 years old.
Yes!
I've met you somewhere!
That's right!
My part-time job...
What's my part-time job?
That's amazing!
So...
What I don't remember is...
The fast and the slow changes.
Hata-san was the slow one, right?
That's where you had your part-time job story.
I'm sorry.
So, for now...
I'm an idol.
Idol!
I'm sorry.
It's nothing.
This is hard!
So...
Today...
How many people will get hurt?
There's still more!
Am I hurting you?
Are you okay?
Earlier, I asked the staff...
Can I be honest with you?
This segment...
Until now, there have been many girls...
Who have been hurt.
That's right.
I've been doing it for 3 years...
But basically, I've been told it's a long-term problem.
So...
Can I be honest with you?
You said it, didn't you?
I think I said it so you wouldn't worry about it.
Is that so?
Yes.
Okay, then...
I see.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
As an idol...
Of course...
What is it?
Like "yo", like a greeting.
"yo"? "yo"?
Like "ohayo".
"ohayo".
If you're not cute like "ohayo", you can't do it, right?
I see.
Since you have work in the morning...
Just a little "ohayo" face...
Even if it's hard, you can smile and greet properly?
Yes.
Then, "ohayo" face, please.
Yes.
Then, from Kaede-chan.
Just my face?
Yes.
Cute.
Good morning.
There are girls who show off to the camera and girls who show off to Hata-san.
Which one will you choose?
There was also a girl who looked a little hungry.
There was?
There was a girl who looked hungry?
Yes.
I see.
Now, who is wrong?
Please answer!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
It's this person!
What?
What is it about?
Her smile looked like she was tired of raising her.
I thought there would be about three of them.
Now, are there really girls?
Too bad!
Wow!
I'm sorry!
Were there girls?
There weren't.
There weren't?
There weren't.
Please introduce yourself.
Yes! I'm Oka Erika of IDOLiNG6. I'm an energetic high school student.
Yes, you're a high school student.
I feel like you're a little sick.
Why?
I'm sorry.
By the way, which one of you looked hungry?
The hungry girl was a woman at the border.
This person looked hungry?
Yes, she looked hungry.
I see.
She looked like she was saying, "Daddy, I'm an IDOLiNG6, right?"
I see.
Yes.
However, this person was wrong.
Yes.
Now, are there still girls?
Ata-san, you can't go home until it's over.
I can't go home?
Yes.
Even if it's over soon, there will be an on-demand broadcast.
This project won't end until you're right.
I understand.
Yes.
You're a fake.
I see.
I'll say it again, but I'm not a fake.
No, no, no.
You're not a fake.
What?
While you're thinking about it, here's an announcement.
The highly anticipated anime "HACHIMIST CLOVER 2" will air October 5th at 24:30 on Fuji TV Next.
Please watch it!
Hata-san, have you decided?
Yes, I've decided. I believe in intuition.
Intuition!
Maybe you're right about that.
You have experience.
So, Hata-san!
Who is wrong about this anime? Please answer!
This person!
Yes, this person. What's wrong about him?
His knees are stiff.
His knees are stiff!
Hata-san!
Incorrect!
I'm sorry! I don't know anything!
I'm sorry!
My name is Morita Suzuka and I'm an idol.
So, instead of playing CS, you couldn't answer correctly!
I'm sorry! Thank you very much!
I don't know anything! I don't know anything!
I'm sorry, everyone!
I'm sorry!
Now, we'll continue.
The continuation is "soft on demand", right?
It's not "soft"!
It's an idol show!
I'm sorry!
It's a little dangerous!
I'm sorry!
Okay!
There's more!
So...
If you've seen it all and you're not familiar with it...
I see!
It's fake, right?
I see!
Let's continue!
Okay?
Okay!
Please answer correctly!
Who is it?
This person!
This person?
Yes!
What does this person say?
Who is it?
The rhythm was really bad!
As an idol girl, you have to have a sense of rhythm while you're singing, right?
In that sense, there was no sense of rhythm at all!
Yes!
But, Hata-san...
It's correct!
Wow!
Seriously?!
Yes!
I'm idling number 8, Fonchi. I'm a first year student.
Fonchi, you've worked before, haven't you?!
I have!
She has! She has!
Fonchi!
You remembered!
You've worked before, but your rhythm is weird!
She has!
I haven't!
You've done it before, haven't you?!
When Hata-san asked me my name, I thought you were really nice among comedians.
See!
She got it in one go!
She said "Fonchi" and got it in one go!
Right! It's really hard to get it right after you've worked before!
Sorry! When I heard your name, I remembered you because you sound like a monkey!
I'm sorry!
You're scary!
Your way of remembering isn't very good!
I'm sorry!
Fonchi-san's way of remembering...
It's hard!
Hata-san!
On the other hand...
Yes?
She's the person you mentioned earlier, right?
I see!
She's the person you mentioned earlier, right?
She's the one you mentioned earlier, right?
I see!
So you're saying she's not your idol?
Yes!
I see! Then please answer my question correctly!
The person on the border.
Yes, this person.
He was wearing a gui.
Yes.
To be honest, he looks like he's 28 years old.
28?
He looks like he's 28 years old.
28?
Yes.
Hana-san.
He was wearing a gui.
A gui gui.
He was acting like an idol.
Ah, I see.
It wasn't natural.
Yes.
Hana-san.
Correct!
Hana-san, it's incorrect, but that person is not 28 years old.
He's 22 years old.
Sorry.
The incorrect person's gui will also be damaged.
You're the worst!
I'm sorry!
You're the worst!
I'm sorry for being honest.
I'm sorry for breaking the law.
Yes, you're lying.
I'm lying.
Yes, and so...
This time...
Idol Graveyard is this place.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I don't remember.
Yes, and so...
I'm sorry.
Well done.
In the future, you might make mistakes in your work.
Yes, thank you.
At least remember what you did at work.
Yes, I remember everyone now.
You don't remember everyone?
You're lying!
You definitely don't remember!
I really want to get along with you.
Since we're in the same entertainment world.
Yes.
But now...
I think I said too much of what I wanted to say.
I'm sorry.
In CS, you couldn't make mistakes.
Yes, and so...
Today's guest was Yoku Hata!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!