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[Who is the guest of the day?]
- Su-chan! - Yay!
- Oh, yay! Hello! - Hello!
- I heard we're having a guest today. - Yes!
- Do you know who it is? - Yes, I know.
- Really? - That's why I drew a portrait of the guest.
- Really? Who is it? - Please guess who it is.
- Got it, got it. - One, two... Ta-dah!
- Eh? Eh? - It's this kind of person.
- A duo of people? - A duo of people.
- Yes. - And this person is a styling star.
- This person is a styling star. - Is it Banana Man-san?
- Ah, that's too bad. - Eh? T.K.O.-san?
- No, it's not. It's like a trucker-type name.
- Um... I feel like I'm being mimicked with lyrics.
- Zabungle-san? - Eh? No, what should I call you?
- Eh? Hint! One word! - Um... I'm a tsukkomi and bokeh person.
- That's what you're all like, right? - Yes, yes, yes!
- But I can't say either of you, but... - Eh? Eh?
- Untouchable-san? - Ah, that's not it at all.
- Unjust-san? - Ah, that's not it!
- Um, that's not it. - That's not it? That's too bad!
- Too bad? Too bad? - A little more! Yes, yes, yes!
- Eh? Um... - But your face looks like Haruto-san.
- Hanya-san! - Ah, that's not it.
- Eh? Who could it be?
- Then I'll say it. Can I say it? - Yes.
- Well, well, well. Please look forward to the next guest. - Really?
- Eh, Su-chan, who is this? - Is it okay? - No, no, no.
- But this... - I don't know.
- Eh, really? - I don't know.
- I know. It looks like you. I'm sure it looks like you.
Ever since I fell in love with you
Why do people fall in love?
Ideal, truth, heart, passion
Dependable, dangerous, noisy
But I'm a handsome human being
Mysterious? Selfish?
Is it my charm?
Is it okay if I call you "my love" sometimes?
Do you love me? For now
I love you more than anything in the world
Wow, oh, oh, wow, oh, oh
I don't know the answer, but...
Yeah! I'll never love you
So don't care, got it?
Are you my friend?
Ideal, truth, heart, passion
Dependable, dangerous, noisy
But I'm a handsome human being
Is it okay if I call you "my love" sometimes?
Cosmetics, early this year
I chased and caught up with you, Su-chan
I can't help but sigh
It's too late
Mysterious? Selfish?
Is it okay if I call you "my love" sometimes?
Television, are you having fun right now?
Do you love me? For now, I love you only, world
I love you, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
I'm sure I want to say it out loud but I don't want you to remember it.
But you remember what's important, right?
Love you love you, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Do you love me? For now, only you for you, I love you the most, oh oh oh oh
I love you the most, oh oh oh oh
Let's get started! I'm MC of Idling, Matsu! Nice to meet you!
I'm Morimoto, voice of Tsutsumi. Nice to meet you!
This program is for Idling girls who are growing up as advanced Idling girls,
aiming to become one of them.
And Idling, which is popular every week, is being broadcast late at night.
Let me introduce you to Idling!
This is Idling!
Today's theme is "what Idling girls imagine when they hear "Idling".
Ms. Ebina!
I'm Yazuharuka, voice of Nanako Idling.
"What Idling girls imagine when they hear "Idling" is...
roasted sweet potatoes!
I'm Yashio America, voice of Keigo Idling.
"What Idling girls imagine when they hear "Idling" is...
caterpillars!
Sounds good!
I'm Suzuka, voice of Muita Idling.
"What Idling girls imagine when they hear "Idling" is...
bamboos!
I'm Yui Kawamura, voice of Guri Idling.
"What Idling girls imagine when they hear "Idling" is...
lobster meat balls!
Sounds good!
And I'm Hirono Amemi, voice of Shion Amemi Idling 13.
"What Idling girls imagine when they hear "Idling" is...
autumn by reading!
I'm AD Hirono, voice of Chiaki Abami Idling 16.
"What Idling girls imagine when they hear "Idling" is...
brown!
Once again with new taste!
My name is Miyake Suzuki. People call me "autumn" and think of me as "autumn leaves".
Oh, that's nice.
My name is Erika Tachiba, and I'm 19 years old. People call me "autumn" and think of me as "mombran".
I see. That's a good theme.
My name is Okawai, and I'm 20 years old. People call me "autumn" and think of me as "matsubokkuri".
I knew it!
Let's have some fun today as well!
Nonsense.
I want to be a good person
It's been a while since we played.
We have guests here.
Let's welcome them!
Here they are!
Thank you very much!
Among comedians, you are probably the worst.
What? Really?
I don't think it's rare anymore.
What's with that "come out, ungirls" in the opening?
If you call me "un" it means "come out, ungirls".
No matter how you think about it, acting isn't a crime.
It's just fun.
That girl was drawing me and En En.
Look at her.
There's even a "nico-chan" mark here.
This, this, this.
Look!
She drew me while looking at me.
Is there something stuck in me?
Yamane-san can tell, right?
There's something stuck in me.
There's a face that's stuck in you.
It's obvious that this is you.
But I had that image.
You always had that image of having something stuck in you.
She said "hey" and laughed at me.
It looks like a tattoo.
I don't know.
She's a girl.
That's right.
Anyway, thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
It's your first time doing a speech presentation, right?
It's my first time doing a speech presentation.
Before, we had a guy with a dharma-san on his back.
A messy guy.
A messy guy in a combination.
We even had a disbandment ceremony.
It's scary today, too.
A speech presentation is so costly.
Even if you look at it, you can't get it out of your head.
It's quite difficult.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
Now, we will explain the rules.
A speech presentation is...
A person with a certain theme will do a speech presentation with a speech that looks like it's going to be said.
Those who say a speech that doesn't look like it's going to be said...
And those who have "n"s at the end...
And those who have "t"s at the end...
Will be eliminated.
If you fail, you will have to pay for the anger of the person behind you.
Please be careful.
Now, let's announce the theme.
The theme is...
A dog that kept waiting for its master, who couldn't go home, in front of the train station, is about to say this line.
A dog!
It's a dog today.
The theme is too twisted.
It's a dog! Please be a dog!
Well, let's start with "ah" of Angles.
A dog that kept waiting for its master, who couldn't go home, is about to say this line.
Let's start with Ms. Walker!
It's a dog!
Ah, it's empty now.
It's a dog!
Your master, right?
Yes.
I want to eat. I want to eat, but master, please come back!
It's a dog!
I've been waiting for you all night, but you still haven't come back.
It's a dog!
Don't you think you're running away?
It's a dog!
Can't you just wait patiently?
It's a dog!
My tooth hurts. Please come back!
It's a dog!
By the way, don't use it for a meeting at the high school.
It's a dog!
Someone, please bring me dinner!
It's a dog!
Please deliver my feelings to heaven!
It's a dog!
How long are you going to keep me waiting?
It's a dog!
Mr. Yoshio, please come back!
It's a dog!
My hands are cold. Hurry up!
It's a dog!
Please give me food, everyone in the shopping district!
It's a dog!
It would be nice if you could say something to cheer me up.
I should have put some toppings on it.
Now, it's time for the punishment!
Apex!
Not now! Do it somewhere else!
It's not good to use it here.
Okay, you're disqualified.
Now, let's go!
It would be nice if you could say something to cheer me up.
Let's start with Miyake!
It would be nice if you could say something to cheer me up.
Did you go up in the clouds?
It would be nice if you could say something to cheer me up.
You're walking slowly and slowly!
It would be nice if you could say something to cheer me up.
You made me wait for you!
It would be nice if you could say something to cheer me up.
Hey, lady over there! Please give me food!
It would be nice if you could say something to cheer me up.
It's...
It's common for people to pass through a police station like this.
It would be nice if you could say something to cheer me up.
The mall looks empty!
It would be nice if you could say something to cheer me up.
The weather is dazzling! Someone come quickly!
It's noon.
That sounds good!
How dare you! You're so late!
That sounds good!
Nemoto-san, you're still...
That sounds good!
Nemoto! Nemoto is good!
Hug me and come!
That sounds good!
Hurry up!
It's scary at night, so hurry up and come back!
That sounds good!
Don't put out your hand!
That sounds good!
Yo, I've been waiting for you.
Ah, Nasubi, I found you!
That sounds good!
Tanishi, I found you!
That sounds good!
Tanaka-san, help me!
That sounds good!
Deliver me to heaven, you...
You can't go back!
Earlier it was heaven, now it's heaven.
If it's heaven, you know you can't go back!
You're a master who can't go back.
You don't know you can't go back!
Okay, punishment!
Mori-san, you've been really scary lately!
Don't call me "Mori-san"!
That's amazing!
She called you "Mori-san"!
I'm 38 years old.
Good morning!
My hands are shaking!
What?! Why?!
Okay, let's start!
A line that a dog would say in front of a station.
Let's start with Yokoyama-san!
That sounds good!
There's a lot of people in Shibuya.
That sounds good!
What do you mean?
That's a good one!
What do you mean when you say something?
What do you mean by "what do you mean"?
Your face! Your face!
You know, Hakata's specialty, Niwaka Senpei.
I came to the park today! I came to the park!
Let me dry you!
Here's your punishment!
This is my favorite.
What's this on your hands?
You said "okay", didn't you?
My face line has dried up.
Can you do it?
What's up with you?
My face line has dried up.
Inosha!
It's okay, it's okay. The score hasn't changed much.
Now!
There's still some left.
Let's do it. "I can't go home because I'm starting with 'na'"
My husband is waiting in front of the station
My dog seems like it's saying 'that'
Let's start with Okawa-san!
Let's do it together.
I want to eat natto now.
You can't do it like that.
I got tackled while I was waiting.
Carrots are blue, but...
Blue...
She said "carrots are blue".
She said it herself.
It's all wrong.
She said it herself and I thought "carrots aren't blue".
It has nothing to do with carrots.
Next one!
Number 2 is...
Number 2.
That's good.
You can't show your lips.
I tried to make my face smaller.
That's right, you can't hide your face.
Can you hide your face for a bit?
This face...
Can you show it to the camera?
Hold on, hold on. Take it all off.
Take it all off.
Okay, it's like this now.
Now, let's do it!
My husband is starting with 'na'
My husband is waiting in front of the station
My dog seems like it's saying 'that'
My husband is waiting in front of the station
Okay, Yamane-san, start!
That sounds good
If it's the second ball, how much will you get?
That sounds good
Should I just wait here?
That sounds good
It's not wrong.
Did I ever have a dog like this in the past?
That sounds good
Should we go for a walk?
Should we?
You can't say Nakameguro!
Since you weren't in Shibuya
You should have gone to Nakameguro
What?
If you're in Nakameguro
You should have gone there
You can't!
If you keep waiting like that
You can't go there
Why? Isn't it fine?
Isn't it Nakameguro?
You can't!
Out!
Three out!
Okay, there's still some left.
Welcome!
That's nice.
Tanaka-san, you're pretty suspicious.
Do your best. Let's go in.
Let's start with Yokoyama-san, who's waiting in front of the station for her love letter that starts with "na".
That sounds good.
I've been waiting for it for 15 years.
That long?
That's rare. It's rare for Yokoyama-san to be so busy.
It's rare.
There's a lot of excitement in the back.
It's rare for Yokoyama-san to make such a mistake.
Okay, Yokoyama-san...
It's really...
What's going on? Are you being hated?
It's really...
Well, she's hiding her real identity well.
Okay, Yokoyama-san, please!
That's right.
How is it? How is it, everyone?
Yokoyama-san, look. It turned out like this.
Everyone, do it.
Okay, let's go.
It starts with "na".
It starts with the love letter that starts with "na".
That sounds good.
Did you stop the water from flowing?
That sounds good.
I can't wear long shoes, so my feet get wet.
That sounds good.
You need bath water, right?
You're stubborn.
That's good!
I've been waiting for you for 15 years.
No, no, no.
That's what you did just now, Sun-chan.
I just put "yawa" on it.
I said it because I felt like a dog.
Everyone does it.
Everyone does it as a dog.
Sun-chan wins!
This is so scary!
Why is your hand like this?
What is this?
Did you do that?
I did, I did.
Did you do it?
I don't know.
Now, there are four people left.
Let's go.
Let's start with Tanaka-san, who has been waiting in front of the train station for "na" and "kairansho" that starts with "na".
"sore iisou" (that sounds good)
"namida no" (tears of)
I can't say it.
It's going to be like a movie.
"sore iisou" (that sounds good)
"yori gohan" (night meal)
"tamerarenhenya" (I can't eat)
"une" (stew)
"sore iisou" (tears of)
Everyone is terrible today.
You're too lucky.
You said you were going to have fun.
Now, Okawa-san, it's your punishment game.
Okawa-san, we're looking forward to it!
Stop it!
Okawa-san, we're looking forward to it!
Please show us a lot of things.
Isn't it longer than everyone else's?
No, no. It's because you're amazing.
Oh no, I'm drooling!
Before you drooled, your face was amazing.
It was amazing overall.
Don't ask me that!
Normally, you're only interested in this part, but you were more interested in the upper part.
Everything was weird.
Wonderful!
Our ace is here.
Alright, let's start.
Isn't this Watanabe Entertainment?
It's like Watanabe's show's theme song.
Late night information board.
Alright, let's start.
Starting from Ryo, we'll start with Miyake-san, who seems like she'll say anything, who's been waiting in front of the train for 5 hours.
Train star!
I'm sick of being drunk, so hurry up and go home!
Train star!
I guess I'll just sleep.
Train star!
This is a mess, isn't it?
So this situation is over, isn't it?
This situation is over, isn't it?
Are you talking about Mr. Tanaka's situation now?
No, I'm talking about the situation when the dog was left behind.
Oh, you mean "impossible"
It's over, it's over.
What is this?
Impossible
What is this?
This situation is over, isn't it?
Then it's a win!
It's a win.
Well, well, well, the logic is correct.
Well, let's just move forward!
Eииii...re.
Re?
Re? Is it "re"?
It's "ne"!
The situation begins with "ne"!
I'm sorry about the interruption, but it's "ne"!
It's something weird, but it's definitely not good, isn't it?
Let's move forward.
Let's start with Ms. Umiage, who seems like a dog waiting in front of the station.
That seems like a good idea.
You're not going to pick up a cat, are you?
That seems like a good idea.
I think I should stop sleeping.
I said I was going to sleep, but...
You can't do it anymore, can you, Tanaka-san?
You've been acting weird since the beginning!
Why are you doing this to me?
Okay, Tanaka-san, here's your penalty game!
Enki! Enki!
I can't sleep right now!
I can't sleep!
You're making me sick!
Tanaka-chan!
You're making me sick!
Okay, Tanaka-san, you're out of the game!
Okay, here's the penalty game!
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Please watch it!
Okay, so we only have two people left, but we'll continue to do this on-demand so that everyone can join us as soon as possible.
It's going to be a good match, isn't it? Yamane- san's words are really smooth.
I'll do my best.
Please continue to support us.
Anyway, our guest for today is Angar-san! Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
We'll continue to do this on-demand, so please check it out!
Okay, so that's it for this week! Goodbye!
No, really...
It's not over yet!
It's all over.
It's over twice now.
What do you mean it's over twice?
I always check it in the end roll.
I think it's still there.
Now, let's start the on-demand demonstration!
Let's do it!
Yokoya-san, you're strong. There's something left.
You're not asking us to make a face like that, are you?
We're girls, after all.
Don't think about the show.
Thank you.
Now, let's go!
Final round!
That's why I couldn't go home and waited in front of the train station.
Starting with Miyake-san!
That sounds good!
Don't cry. I'm waiting for you.
That sounds good!
Now, cute Miyake and Yamane-san!
Hey...
Go, go, Yamane!
Hurry up and come back!
That sounds good!
It's painful, isn't it?
It's painful!
It's dangerous at night, so come back soon!
Oh, you're starting to get into it.
That sounds good!
Now, Yamane-san!
That's why I couldn't go home and waited in front of the train station.
What's with that?
You're not going home because you're lucky in the final round?
Then you should've said "I couldn't go home and waited in front of the train station" once.
Why did you say "I couldn't go home and waited in front of the train station" then?
You should've said it earlier!
You're trying to sound like a dog all of a sudden.
I have no choice but to sound like a dog.
Now, Yamane-san! Let's get some fresh air!
Wow!
Woah, good!
More! More! More! More! More! Go more! More! More! Go more! More! Go! Go! Go!
More! More! More!
Yamane-san just got all spicy!
He's got thrilled!
Your face is all dried up.
Why is it upside down?
Your face is like a kimono.
The winner is Miyake-san!
Wait a minute.
I can't move my mouth smoothly.
Your face is all dried up.
How was it? It's been a while since you came to IDLING.
It feels like we got young again.
Don't say things like that!
It seems like we have another member of our agency.
That's right! Kaede-chan!
She's not here, but she's 12 years old.
I hope she'll work hard again.
We'll be treating you like regular people.
That's right!
We have other plans.
We also do battle training.
Please come again!
Today's guest was Angal-san!
Thank you!
See you again!
Goodbye!