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[Ai and Serina's family]
Do you have siblings, Ai?
I have two older brothers.
They're good at driving and often take me places.
How about you, Serina?
I'm an otaku.
How is Ai's family like?
We're all good friends.
We'd go out on our days off.
How about you, Serina?
I don't talk much anymore.
I miss you
I miss you and it hurts
I miss your warmth
Loneliness and anxiety
Hide the starry sky
As if the waves were stealing
I swallowed these tears
Not even the salt breeze can reach your city
It hurts
I miss you and it hurts
I just want to hear your voice
To the sea of sky for you
I gently threw my selfishness
Rain is rainbow, clouds are blue
As if coloring
Painful now and far away
Believe that it will color
I want to see you now
If you think of me
The same feelings we had
We connected and drew tomorrow
Because I know
The scenery that spread out
This love
Even on a snowy night
We share it
I miss you and it hurts
But still, I like you
Even you, who gives me longing
Can you say "I love you" now?
Because you, who gives me stars,
I want to believe you. I believe you.
Clouds of loneliness and anxiety
The starry sky melts away
Because I'll always be waiting for you
Come and meet me in my dream
Thank you for coming to "Idol in Japan".
Thank you for having me.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
and who want to become famous.
Every Wednesday night at "Idol in Japan", we broadcast at midnight.
It's "Idol in Japan"!
Welcome to "Idol in Japan"!
Okay, we won't introduce ourselves.
Let's have some fun!
Nao and Yui desperately resisted the sudden waterfalls,
but their resistance was powerless in the midst of nature's violence.
Even so, Endo and Mai quietly watched over the future of idol singing.
They were prepared for a change that only they knew would come.
Meanwhile, Idling Unit 8 and its pilot, which will depart for Vietnam and head for Japan,
suddenly had a synchronized fight with dolphins in Unit 8, which was activated.
Next episode, "Punchy Next Day".
Are you going to make it in time?!
Now, in order to aim for a maniac idol who can't be found anywhere else in the world,
we need to learn maniac knowledge.
Until now, we've had many guests come here.
This time as well, you'll be coming here.
You're very nervous, aren't you?
I'm a fan of her, so I'm excited.
But today, she's like a direct senior.
She's like Fonchi-san, who's like a national secretary.
Actually, she's like a national secretary of magic.
Wow!
In order not to be rude...
Let's welcome today's guest.
This person!
Please welcome today's guest!
Thank you!
She's like a national secretary of magic.
Wow!
Thank you for coming.
What are you doing?!
I'm surprised!
What are you doing?!
She's either a fan of you or a fan of you.
I'll never forget that kind of comment!
Thank you!
If I hug you, will you say "Kyaaa!" or something?!
If you're surprised, I can't hold you.
I see, I see.
I see, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
If you don't hug me and say "Kyaaa!", I won't say anything!
I'm sorry!
I was just trying to have sex with you!
You were surprised, weren't you?
Yes.
This is the power of red bread.
Please be careful.
If you say "Kyaaa!", I won't say anything.
Yes.
Anyway, we have an announcement for you today.
That's right!
Yes.
What is it?!
Attack!
Huh? What's this? Oh, this is it.
I'm sorry.
What?!
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yes, well, Tajo Club and I are actually releasing a DVD called "Reaction no Dendou" right now!
Oh!
Also, yes...
Also, Ariyoshi is also releasing one!
Anyway, this is a reaction you can't do on earth!
So we have no choice but to make it into a DVD?
Yes, now on earth, regulations are very strict!
If you could, camera-san, if you could come over here...
Everyone, you're wearing shoes, right?
To put it simply, it's this kind of casual DVD.
To put it simply...
It's easy to understand, right?
That's why you can only watch it on DVD, right?
Tajo Club and Ebegawa-san are supporting this DVD.
"Reaction no Dendou" will be released on August 27th.
Everyone, please watch it!
Yes, please watch it!
Everyone, you're probably older than your dad, right?
Asahi-san's dad is 33 years old, right?
33 years old?!
Yes!
33 years old and already this big?!
That's right.
Junior high school.
What?! Junior high school?!
That's right!
Junior high school has 3 people, right?
There's an older one.
My name is Kaede Hashimoto.
Kaede-chan, you're a first-year junior high school student.
What?! I'm 12 years old.
You're a junior high school student?!
Ah, so that's how it is!
Then, how old is the oldest person?
She's 21 years old.
Ah, she's the oldest 21-year-old?
Yes, 21 years old.
Ah, that's why she's so young.
Kaede-chan, how old is your dad?
He's 38 years old.
Wow!
Kaede-chan, you're 38 years old, right?
You can't wear a school uniform, right?
What?!
I'm sorry.
I'm a junior high school student, so I can't do it.
No matter what you say, I'm like "what?!"
Degawa-san, how old are you?
I'm 45 years old.
You're 45 years old?!
You're way older than your dad!
And you're still wearing diapers!
Her dad is older than her!
She's an amazing person!
So it's a miracle that she's here!
Dad, don't wear it!
That's not what we're talking about!
That's how much you can do!
Let's learn a lot!
Let's announce the theme! Here's the theme!
Reaction!
Degas is known for his reactions!
Of course!
Thank you for coming today!
We'd like you to teach us how to react!
We'll be strict!
You guys!
In order for you guys to live in this entertainment world for a long time...
The most important thing about reaction is...
If you can't do it...
We'll do it!
Reaction is strict!
Do it properly!
Okay!
First of all, let me tell you what we're going to learn!
Here it is!
Sushi!
Here it is!
This is one of the basics, everyone!
It's a big deal!
If you're going to eat a lot of sushi with wasabi, please let us know how you react!
This is one of the big deals, isn't it?
It has twice as much wasabi as usual.
That's the point of the reaction, right?
Yes.
First of all, let's eat it and see how it is!
Yes.
Then, Kikuchi-san, would you like to eat it?
Can I eat it now?
Yes, you can eat it now.
For now, let's see what reaction Kikuchi-san has for it and let Dega-san tell us about it!
Of course, of course, of course!
Here it is!
Where is it now?
What are you doing?!
Okay!
Please put it down for now!
Why do you come out with a normal face and say, "Eh, scary, scary"?
Scary! Scary!
First of all, you've prepared all of this, haven't you?!
Yes.
Right?! The penalty game is "Russian glass"!
Yes!
So, before you think about it, first of all, say, "Eh, scary, scary", "Which one is it?", and clearly show the camera which one is inside of it!
I see!
"Eh, scary, scary", "Here you go!", and say it normally!
What are you going to do?!
I'm sorry!
First of all, before you eat it, say, "Eh, scary, scary", "Which one is it?", and lift up your expectations!
Is it true?!
Yes!
You can do it! You can do it!
Okay, then, Ms. Kiguchi!
Eh?!
Is it true?!
It seems like you did it on purpose!
That's terrible!
A little more!
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! I like it!
Ms. Magochi said it, so Ms. Magochi should say it, too!
That's right!
Ms. Magochi said it, so Ms. Magochi should say it, too!
Yes, I understand!
Okay, Ms. Kiguchi!
Like this, like this!
It's inside of it, isn't it?!
It's inside of it!
Eh?! Which one?!
Eh?!
This one!
Yes! Then, please eat it!
Thank you for the food!
Ouch!
Why are you happy?! Why?! Why are you happy about the punishment?!
Why are you happy?!
You think it's good?
It's hotter than I thought! And I didn't say anything because I was afraid of your face! I'm sorry!
It's hotter than you thought?!
You didn't say anything?!
That's terrible!
That's why you said it's hotter than you thought!
I thought it's hotter than you thought!
Do you know what I'm saying?!
I don't know! I don't know!
And you made fun of me!
But you said it's hotter than you thought to the camera!
Do you know what I'm saying?!
You said it's hotter than you thought to the camera!
Everyone wants to see it, right?
Degawa-san's sushi, please!
It's the same sushi as everyone else's.
Wait a minute!
At the meeting, there were four people who were idols.
Why is only one person doing it?
Please eat it.
I'm sorry!
Degawa-san, it's starting!
Take some distance!
It's getting closer, Degawa-san!
Wow, it looks so good!
This is amazing!
First of all, praise the tuna!
Look at the shine!
Wow, it looks so good!
I can't get enough of it!
I'm going to eat it now!
Wow!
I'll open it for you.
Did you see it?
Wow!
That's the reaction.
It's not a reaction. It's real.
It's real.
Wow!
It's not easy to take it off.
Wow!
And you can take it off with a cool face like this.
Wow!
All right. Let's move on.
The next item is...
this one.
What's inside of the box?
This is also a standard item.
It's common to touch and guess what's inside of the box.
That's right.
Let's learn about it.
Who wants to go first?
How about you, Ms. Okawa?
Wow!
Here's what's inside of the box.
Wow!
What's inside of it?
Is it OK?
Girls, please look at it.
Wow!
Ms. Okawa, what's inside of the box?
Wow! That's a good reaction.
That's good.
I'm sure you're nervous.
Ms. Okawa, please put your hand in it.
Wow!
What is in the box?
How do you like it?
I like it!
How do you like it?
I like it!
Great! Great!
Good, good, Hana-chan!
Good!
Her spirit is good!
Her spirit is wonderful!
Good!
She touched it! She touched it! She touched it!
How do you feel? How do you feel?
Eh? It's kind of bouncy...
Okay, it's real, it's real!
Good! This, this, this!
Her feet! Her feet! Her feet!
Her feet are good! Her feet are good!
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
Well, since you're doing such an interesting move like that,
it might hide in the case like this,
[Laughter]
Camera, camera!
Yes!
You need to react in front of the camera!
It's an oath!
[Screams]
[Laughter]
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
[Laughter]
Excellent!
Did you figure out what's in the box?
Sausage!
Ah, I see.
It's close.
It's not a sausage.
Did you get it?
If you move like you did just now, the camera will come.
Good facial expression!
What is this?!
There it is! There it is!
Snake! Snake! Snake! Snake!
Correct!
Snake! Snake! Snake! Snake!
Excellent! Who is it?
I'm Ai Mokawa!
Ai-chan, excellent!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
This is...
Listen!
A toy! A toy!
I'm glad!
With a toy, she managed to do such a reaction!
Excellent! Listen!
Don't forget! A camera is not something you can take!
You go and get targeted by yourself!
Excellent!
You go and get targeted by yourself!
She said it herself!
Now!
Now, let's show them a sample!
Show them, Degawa-san!
Eh, this too?!
A box for Degawa-san, please!
Eh, this too?!
It's different from what I expected!
Look! Here! Here! Here!
It's different from what you expected!
This too!
This is also a reaction!
Read it! Read it!
Even though I heard an idol's echo!
Now! Let's see!
Let's see!
The contents of Degawa-san's box are...
Now!
Degawa-san!
Eh, this...
Ah, she's breaking through it...
It looks like she's breaking through it!
Eh, why is she breaking through it?!
Eh, wait! Wait! Wait!
What's with you?!
Hey!
Your reaction is good!
She's being praised! She's being praised!
Her reaction is bigger than her own!
She's being praised!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Why?!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
The idol's echo is scary!
The idol's reaction is scary!
Now, Degawa-san is the main character!
The main character is Degawa-san!
That's enough!
My fear is really...
Is it okay?
Yes, please break through it!
Wah, it's really scary!
This is really...
No, no! Hamama-chan, I'm telling you the truth!
It's been a while since I've seen the contents of the box!
It's scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
Yes!
Hey! Hey!
That's a living pattern!
A living pattern.
There are many patterns, but today we'll use a living pattern.
Watch out! Watch out!
A living pattern is usually down there.
That's from experience.
That's also a skill you can learn from experience.
Are you ready?
A living pattern is usually down there.
Wow!
What? What? What?
Wow!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! If you come over here, I'll hit you!
I don't like this! I don't like this!
Wow! Wow! What? What? What? What?
What? It's scary! It's really scary!
It's around here, isn't it?
Yes.
It's around here, isn't it?
Wow!
See? It's not here! It's moving!
It was here earlier.
Is it poisonous or something?
This is bad!
This is bad, isn't it?
Wait a minute.
Just now, Mago-chan said, "Is it poisonous or something?"
That's great!
That's how it is.
It's getting worse and worse.
This is really bad.
This color is really bad, isn't it?
It's really bad.
I've never seen it before.
You don't see it much, do you?
That's right.
Hello!
What is this?
Is it a snake?
Isn't it a living snake?
A living snake?
It's moving a lot.
It's getting more intense.
It might be angry.
It's angry!
What is it?
Is it a snake?
Isn't it a snake?
What's the answer?
It's a snake!
Correct!
It's a turtle!
You got it right!
It's no good for a snake.
It was scary!
It's scary!
I've only seen it on TV.
You've learned a lot.
Don't forget us tomorrow!
Let's go!
Wow!
It's beautiful!
You can...
You can do it whenever you want!
You can control it!
That's right!
Thank you!
How was it today?
The most wonderful thing was...
Mr. Ogre!
Thank you!
I want to see it again!
Mr. Ogre!
It's fine!
It's not fine!
It's fine!
You don't know what's in the box!
You don't know!
It's fine!
It's impossible!
There are times like that!
That's normal!
It's already starting!
What are you doing?!
Mr. Ogre!
How is it?
Huh? It's not running away, right?
Huh?
Ah! Ah!
That's right! A little higher!
You forgot the most important thing, didn't you?!
You have this, don't you?!
This!
Since you learned it just now!
Why do you have this?!
You don't have to do it yourself!
Just use it and...
Yes.
A little more. A little more.
And... and...
And...
That's it! That's it!
That's it!
If you don't do that...
Even the atmosphere is disgusting!
You can't make an idol talk about real life.
I'll end it here.
Arino Kachou is doing 24-hour TV.
Tomorrow night at 11pm on Fuji TV NEXT...
And the next day at 2pm on Fuji TV 2...
"Game Center CX" is doing a 24-hour live broadcast.
Please watch it!
Yes, and with that...
Today, we have a guest, Degawa-san with us.
Also, we have a lot of other segments.
I see!
For example, the segment where you put air in your mouth.
Oh!
Please show us that as well!
I see! I see!
Yes!
And starting today, your catchphrase is...
"Degawa's little sister"!
Yes!
Today's guest is Degawa's little sister!
Today's guest is Degawa!
That's all for today, everyone!
Thank you!
What a great title you got, everyone!
Does anyone want to touch it?
Finally...
Are you listening seriously?
I was wondering if idols could do more wasabi.
We're running out of time.
By the way, we're filming right now.
It's been a while since you were in a box.
That's what I said, but I remembered it.
It was dark for about two months.
But at worst, when it was dark for about two months,
there was ice in it.
How cute!
I see.
So I was like, "Whoa, I'm scared, I'm scared!", but I heard "pyon, pyon, pyon", and I cried.
That's the worst!
That's the worst thing that happened in this box.
So, thank you to our guests for coming out today!
Thank you!
See you again! Goodbye!