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[Mikuni Shimokawa]
- I've been thinking... - Yeah?
- Idol groups have been doing really well lately, haven't they? - You're right.
- They're on a roll, aren't they? - Yeah, aren't they really fun?
- Yeah, they're fun. - They're fun, aren't they?
- I think it's because we did what you told us to do. - Oh, that?
- Us. - But, you know...
- Actually, this is the only thing I want to talk about... - Yeah?
- Didn't Mikuni Shimokawa come to our show before? - Oh, you did!
- Didn't you come to our show before? - Oh, you did! How nostalgic!
- Then we talked about a lot of things and she told me everything. - I see.
- Then, just like she talked about, should we go to Sankisei Ibiri? - Yeah!
♪Miracle of Love (Miracle of Love) ♪
My sun, I want to convey these feelings of mine (bava aozora) To the blue sky (Bava aozora)
It's not me (watashi de nai no) I don't know you But, today is a different date (demo, kyou wa betsu na deuto) But, today is a different date kurikuribakkuri) Can you turn around and look at me? (mitateyoru ka) Can you look at me? You look like a fashionable man (mitame yoi sharetto aru otako no ko) (mitame yoi sharetto aru otako no ko) But, you're not a superstar (mitame yoi sharetto aru otako no ko) Jaleai across this town teeth
Please stay by my side (watashi no soba ni ite yo) Please stay with me God of summer love (watashi o mimamotte ite ne) Please watch over me Give me the spotlight that shines everywhere
God of summer love (natsu no kyuai no kamisama) God of summer love Please stay by my side (watashi o mimamotte ite yo) Please stay with me Give me the endlessly shining sportslights (watashi o mimamotte ite yo) Give me a spotlight that shines everywhere
Sometimes I fly in the wind and fly to the blue sky
I hold you in my arms and ask you if you can smile
In front of everyone, I sing a song of cherry blossoms (demo kare wa amaretai nda) But he is too sweet (moshi kimi ga nayandeiru toki wa) If you are troubled, (kimi haippai sasaete ageru kara) I will support you as much as I can God of summer love (natsu no kyuai no kamisama) God of summer love He is my sun (kare wa watashi no taiyou) He is my sun
Give me the power to convey these feelings
Wow!
I love you (I love you)
No matter what day it is (no matter what day it is)
Even if it's only once (even if it's only once)
I'll give you a chance in spring (sogosu haru no CHANSUU)
God of summer wishes (matsumoto negai no kami- sama)
Only looks back at me (watashi o miwa notte ita ne)
Shining forever and ever (doko made mo kagayakeru)
God of hope (shipon no rei no choudai)
God of spring (shipon no rei no choudai)
He is my sun (kare wa watashi no sun)
Give me the power to convey these feelings (kono kimochi tsutaeru pawa-o o choudai)
Will you love me? (sukiatte kuremasu ka?)
Idol Ring
Hello, I'm MC of "Idol Ring", Masu.
I'm TV announcer, Maiko Saito.
Thank you for having me.
"Idol Ring" is a program that aims to make girls who are growing up as idols
into one person.
"Idol Ring" is broadcast every Wednesday night.
Let me introduce you.
"Idol Ring"!
Today, we will broadcast with these nine people.
And now, please tell us about "CS".
On "Fuji TV Next",
from 11 p.m. tomorrow at 6 p.m.,
K-1 WORLD GRAND PRIX 2009 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFYING TOURNAMENT LIVE BROADCAST!
The number one in the world for qualifying for the finals!
Don't miss it!
For you, Saito-san, I even said "K-1"!
Saito-san, you can't read it.
"2009"!
"2009"! "The number one in the world for qualifying for the finals"!
Thank you!
Let's have some fun today, too!
Two months after joining IDLING,
Yurika, who can't hide her bewilderment, is brought out and Ami goes on a journey.
A subtle atmosphere flows between the two.
What do the two of them feel about the scenery seen from the car?
Eventually, Ami and Yurika, who have lost their minds,
are given a rest for a gentle time.
However, at that time, Ami escapes from the reality that approaches in front of her.
Next time on "Monthly IDLING",
"Ami, Beyond Your Mind",
Next month too! Service, service!
Well, IDLING is really cute, but...
Cute?
Today, we have a lot of guests.
That's right.
Here they are! Please come in!
Amazing!
Please be careful!
Now, about ten years ago,
IDLE, which Fuji TV was seriously supporting,
are here!
Welcome!
It's real!
It's real! There are a few people who stumbled there.
As expected!
Yes, as expected!
Now, IDLE is a group that was born in a program
from Monday to Friday evening at 4 o'clock 25 minutes,
which started broadcasting in October 1998.
Yes!
IDLING!
For me, you are the closest idol group senior in history.
Mikuni Shimokawa came here before and she is also a senior.
It's been a while!
As Mikuni Shimokawa said last time, group idols have diversity.
Yes!
Also, if there is a lot of broadcasting, it will be sloppy.
Do you still like it?
Yes!
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for coming!
Yes!
Everyone, 10 years ago...
How old are you?
We are all Arasawa.
Eh! Is that so?
Yes!
It's not like that, but...
For me, you are Strike On.
Strike On!
Why?
Because you said you would look at me as a student.
It's not like that!
Isn't it?
It's not like that, but...
You have a very fresh age.
It's because I'm sexy.
It's because you're sexy.
And, you were in my agency for a while.
You were my senior.
Yes!
It's been a while.
You were very active on TV.
No, no, no.
Really?
I haven't talked about you when you were around.
Is that so?
You said you were in the same agency, but you don't have any episodes.
It's been a while.
Anyway...
Yes!
You have an announcement, right?
Yes!
We, CHOKIKKO,
in November 1999,
performed live at the M.K. Hall in Tokyo.
This year is 2009,
and we've been doing a lot of things for the past ten years!
Yes!
On Sunday, August 30th,
we'll have a one-day live performance!
We'll do it!
The venue is...
Odaiba Gasshukoku's...
Gasshukoku Happy Stadium!
Everyone!
Please come!
As an idol, I'm your senior, but your mouth is as messy as you are.
I'm sorry.
But this "Reunion Rise" will also have idols as guests!
Oh, you're right!
Wow!
It's the first time on TV!
It's the first time!
It's also scheduled, so please come!
Please come!
I'm looking forward to it!
So, for today's idol show, since we have Chikin Konomi- san here with us,
why don't we try the "Daibatteki" we did for the first time in 1991 here?
Oh, we'll do it!
We'll do it!
We'll do "Daibatteki" with idols and "Chikin Konomi" with guests!
"Daibatteki"!
I'll be your host.
I run a hot pot restaurant called "G-tori Hot Pot Oshima".
I'm a former member of Drones, Oshima!
You're too old for this.
It's been a while.
That's right.
Drones was founded in 2003 and it's been 6 years since we last did this.
That's right!
It's been a while since we've talked like this.
We only come to host hot pot restaurants.
The agency was the same.
How was it today?
It was really good.
You sound like you just came here.
Thank you for coming.
"Chikin" too, right?
"Chikin"?
Do it properly!
I'm sorry!
Why are you crying?
Drink something!
Please!
"Daibatteki"!
What should we do?
Yes!
Should we do it?
Then I'll do it!
This time, we're going to talk about a docking project that has gone beyond "Fuji TV" and "View Type Obi Program".
Idling's Director Mori was "Daibatteki"'s AD at the time.
That's right!
As a result of thoroughly reviewing "Daibatteki"'s corner, there was a corner where you thought, "Isn't this good?"
There was, wasn't there?
There was!
There seems to have been!
Then, please decide the title song!
- Ready? - Let's do it.
"Quick and easy rock-paper-scissors Quiz"! CX Farm's "Kettou 2009"!
- We did it! - We did it!
- This was, you know, a big-shot signboard corner. - That's right.
- Right? - No, it's not that big of a deal.
- It's not that big of a deal, right? - It's this one.
- It's because you gave it to me. - Don't show me mine now!
- So... Ah, yes, yes. - Yes.
- Chekikko, do you know this corner? - No, we don't.
- Ah, you don't know it? - No, we don't.
Eh? Why are we doing this today?
- It's the same title. - It's "Mori-san Select", right?
- Ah, is that so? - Yes.
- Then I'll go first. - Yes, everyone, please remember.
- This corner is "Idling vs Chekikko". - Yes.
- You will fight in a "quick and easy rock-paper - scissors Quiz". - Yes, yes.
- If you answer incorrectly, the balloons on your bodies will explode! - Yes!
- The team that survives until the end will win. - Yes.
- Please give us the prize.
- From Chiritori-nabe Oshima-san, you will receive 10,000 yen for "idling". - This one!
- This one!
- This is the timing you'll give it out now... - Yes.
- But you should have given it out at the beginning of the corner! - Yes!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Then, shall we move on? - Yes!
- Then, let's introduce the members!
- First of all, the "chekikko" team led by the captain of Oshima!
- One, two... - One, two...
- CHEKIKKO! - CHEKIKKO!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- How are you? - It's been a while for me too.
- Yes, it's been a while since you appeared in a show like "Tanaka" - Yes, it's been 10 years.
- 10 years?! - Since you were doing "Shikikko"? - That's right.
- Are you confident you'll win? - Yes, of course! - Are you okay? - Of course!
- I think Yahagi's blood type is getting worse. - There's a lot of people with blood type "kekko" in "mechakikko".
- It's because you're so colorful. - You're "kekko" too.
- Arai-san's mother too. - Oh, is that your mother?! - Yes!
- There's two of them. - Two of you?! - That's a lot. - They're old.
- Don't say "they're old"!
- Okay, now we'll be playing against "masu"'s captain and idol team! - Ready, and...
- Shakey! - Why are you doing this? - You can do it like this too.
- You can do it like this too.
- You're dirty.
- Okay, let's do our best! How is it, everyone? Yazawa-san, how is it?
- I won't lose! - You won't lose? - I definitely won't lose!
- Don't make that weird face!
- Your mouth... your mouth is drying up! - My mouth is drying up!
- Please be careful. You're an idol, after all. - I won't lose!
- Okay, let's get started! First round! "chekikko" Ueda-san vs. "idoling" Yazawa-san!
- I love you! - I love you! - I love you!
- The other day, I was working with Ueda-san, and we danced "mujouken koufuku" together. - Really?!
- Thank you! - Thank you! - Okay, now let's have fun!
- It's a battle, after all! - It's a battle, after all! - Let's get started! First question!
- What is the phrase that describes "not going as expected", "frustrating", or "the direction is wrong" and "it's useless"?
- What? - What? - What? - Aiyara!
- Jumping down from the second floor!
- I don't know! - Right click!
- I've never heard of it!
What are you going to do for such a small amount of money?
Let's have Mr. Yazawa die.
All of a sudden?
Go, go!
As expected of you...
I'll suck up those teeth of yours!
I'm sorry...
I lost...
Excuse me for a moment.
My butt is sticking out of my pants.
I'm sorry about that.
The winner is...
Sagacchi!
Please stay as you are.
Let's move on to the next question.
This is a quick question.
If you get it wrong, it's over.
That's right!
You can't go home this year.
Let's go!
Question!
What is the abbreviation of WBC, which was held once every four years and won first place in Japan this year?
Idling!
Basic!
W?
What is W?
World Basic!
WBC...
Classic!
In the end, what do you do with those tools?
If you make B basic...
Well, then...
Let's have Sakai-san die.
I'm sorry!
This is scary!
I won't lose to idling!
I should have fixed my laundry.
By the way...
She didn't answer!
By the way, the correct answer is "World Baseball Classic".
You have a good point as a professional player.
You shouldn't have answered it.
I knew it!
Well, Ueda-san, you're out of luck.
Next, Michael!
Michael, good luck!
Good luck!
I'll do my best!
Let's go!
Question!
What is the name of the staff cafeteria on the second floor of Fuji TV?
Nopporto!
That's fast!
Michael, please die.
That's so fast!
She hasn't said anything yet.
The first one is Aimino-sama!
She's dead.
Thank you for your work.
She's dead.
Idling is bad, isn't it?
If you don't answer, you won't get points.
She did!
Our quiz is here!
Let's go, Ueda-san and Amini!
Question!
What is the height of a samurai's flag?
What is "bushi wa kuwane do" (savage is eaten)?
You know this one!
Question!
"bushi wa kuwane do" (savage is eaten)
"ikusa wa kuennu" (war is not eaten)?
Hikuchi-san, please die.
That's fast!
Die!
Please show us the whole thing at the end.
Um, Miyama-san, could you not say "die" normally?
Could you do it a little more...
Is this a variety show?
Hey, your idling is crazy!
By the way, the correct answer is...
bushi wa kuwa ne do, taka yoji
Even if you say the correct answer, it won't make you go "ah", right?
Yes!
Let's go!
Then, shall we go with number 5, Ponchi?
I'll do my best!
This girl...this girl is stupid!
Please give us a simple question!
Yes!
I think you'll be fine with this!
Then, question!
The title of the comic song that became a huge hit in 1999 is...
What! Three Brothers!
Too late!
What! Three Brothers!
Then, let's have Ponchi die!
Goodbye!
I don't want to die!
Scary!
Seriously?
It's like a towel.
Now, the front row...
Wait, the front row is too weak!
You're trying to crush the show, aren't you?
Since you've come all the way here...
It's a little too weak, so let's have the people in the back row join in.
I'm sorry.
Ah, I see! You can study, Ms. Tonohoka.
I'll do my best!
Ms. Ueda, you're strong, aren't you?
She's strong!
No, I'm not strong!
Wait a minute! Don't get serious!
That's not how you do it!
Don't give me that "lucky" look!
Now, let's begin!
Ms. Ueda versus Ms. Tonohoka!
Are you ready?
Here's the question!
What is the name of the skill of figure skater Shizuka Arakawa,
where she opens her legs forward and backward,
opens her toes 180 degrees,
and lies down right next to her?
"Innerburn" is...
Correct!
Now, let's have Ms. Shizuka Ueda die!
Finally!
Now is the age of idling!
Hey!
She said "now is the age of idling"!
I've said it twice already!
That's not true!
Back in the day!
Yes! They finally got a point!
Finally!
And you know, they're in my way right now!
No matter what I do, if my team loses or not, they're just in my way of progressing!
I feel like I'm going to kick their legs.
Okay, let's move on to number two, Shimokitazawa!
Let's go!
Okay!
Let's go!
Okay! Let's go!
Question!
What is Sasaki Kojiro's special skill, which is called "bird", which he fought with Miyamoto Musashi in Gangryu Island?
What is it? What is it?
It's fast-forwarded.
Musasabi-gaeshi.
That's not it!
Okay, Mr. Tomokawa, please give us your answer!
That's not it!
That's not it.
Mr. Tomokawa, please give us your answer!
Mr. Shimokawa...
It's a festival after this.
She got hit back!
You're going to gain a lot of points.
You're an idol, aren't you?
I like you.
Thank you! Thank you!
Everyone, please learn from him!
You gained a lot of points, didn't you?
By the way, the correct answer for this question was "bird-gaeshi".
It was fun, wasn't it?
Okay, next up is Mr. Kato!
This will be the last question.
It's the last one!
Is it the last one?
Are you okay?
I didn't know this would happen as a guest!
Are you a high school teacher?
I was a teacher in high school until March.
I'm teaching you guys.
That's right!
Then you can't lose.
It would be terrible if you lost.
Are you a high school teacher?
You're quite erotic.
I don't know what you're talking about.
High school teacher Kato vs. farmer.
Question!
What is the fish used in Nagoya's famous dish "futsumabushi"?
I'm sorry.
Eel.
That's correct!
This means that this mother and...
Didn't you get it last time?
Since it's an idol group's responsibility,
let's have everyone die!
I don't want to die.
Please hit me with a bomb.
You sound like a bad person.
I'm sorry.
Yokoyama-san!
Open your eyes!
You're not going to say a word, are you?
I'm not going to say a word, are you?
The winner is...
Let's go!
We'll give you 10,000 yen worth of food vouchers from "Yoshinori hot pot" Oshima-san!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming all the way here!
Should we buy this at the Daibatteki rally?
No, no, no!
I don't like it here.
Okay, everyone, please go home!
Please go home!
Yes!
But it was fun, right?
It was fun.
It's been a while since we felt like this.
But, that's why I'm a little...
I'm a little...
I look like my own daughter.
You look like your daughter.
Um...
Can you bring me a balloon?
Yes!
And with that...
Today's guest was...
Oshima-san's...
Cheki-koezan!
And with that...
Um...
Yes.
It's on demand now, right?
Yes.
Do you still use it?
Yes, we do.
It's very tight.
Yes.
Um...
Everyone, how was it today?
Just the three of us.
We were strong, so just the three of us.
There's nothing more to say, right?
But...
Um...
In times like this, it's better to lose, right?
No, it's better to lose. Your faces are hidden, right?
No one tastes good.
Then we can't do this.
We're doing a show for you guys.
That's why it's over.
What do you think of "idling" today?
What did you think of "idling"?
It ended so suddenly.
I'm a little frustrated.
I hope we can do it again.
But we couldn't do anything, right?
Yes.
Noh-san, what did you think of "idling"?
Um...
Everyone is cute, right?
Don't look at me like that!
What are you saying?!
I'm cute, right?
I got that from you.
Thank you.
No, but...
Hyougi-san, what did you think of it?
Well...
Young.
Anyway, young.
Do you feel it?
I didn't think of it like that, but...
Actually...
What is it? This tension...
Different? Temperature difference?
Is it different?
But when you were energetic...
You were a happy, happy character, right?
I was happy, happy!
But if you say it like that...
I think it's different.
Oh, you said you were happy, happy!
Everyone, please come in.
It kind of smells like your sister's cosmetics.
It smells different.
The atmosphere is a little...
It feels like an adult's cosmetics.
The costumes are...
Right? Like this.
The costumes are cute!
Cute!
Everyone in Kirigiri was wearing cute costumes, right?
Yes, it's like this!
It's like this.
It was cute, wasn't it?
Certainly.
I see. Then, everyone...
Right?
I think you should be grateful.
Yes!
Yes.
Shimoka-san.
Yes!
What did you think of it?
It ended so easily, but...
That's right.
First of all...
It's really regrettable that you said it first.
Oh, you wanted to say it first!
I already prepared and waited for it.
Is that so?
That's right. I have to work harder for the festival afterwards.
But you said it first, so...
That's the only regrettable thing about it.
Scary! Scary!
Shimoka-san, you don't sound like you're in a good mood.
It's like a festival afterwards.
It's really regrettable...
It's really regrettable, but...
We'll have you back for another live performance, so...
Yes!
Please come back.
Let's do it together.
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
And with that...
Today's guests were...
Nagoya-san of Oshima...
And everyone in Chehikko!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
That's all for today!
Goodbye!