AISubs v3.5
[Explosion]
It seems like
we have a guest today.
Really?
Yes.
Let's go.
Guest's 'ge'
Guest's 'su'
Guest's 'to'
Fly!
That's all for today.
It's delicious!
Loneliness and anxiety's clouds
Hide the starry sky
As if the waves are stealing
I swallowed these tears
Even the sea breeze can't reach your city
It's painful
I miss you and I'm lonely
I just want to hear your voice
To the sea of the sky for you
Rain becomes rainbows, clouds become blue, as if they fade away
Even now, I'm in pain, believing that faraway times will be repainted
If you feel like you want to see me now...
We felt the same feelings, drawing a connected tomorrow
This love, whether it's day or night, let's share it
I want to see you, it hurts, but you're still there
Even you, who gives me longing, can say "I love you" now
I want to believe in you, because you're the one who makes stars bloom
The clouds of loneliness and anxiety
The starry sky melts them away
Because I'll always be waiting for you
Come and meet me in my dream
Idling!
I'm Masao, a comedian from Ishinomori. Nice to meet you!
I'm Morimoto, a TV personality. Nice to meet you!
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers and now as newcomers.
We're here to make sure you become one of us!
And "Ishinomori Idling News" airs every Tuesday at 2:33 pm!
Let me introduce you to "Idling"!
Let me introduce you to these members! They're full of energy today as well!
Wait a minute!
Um...
What is it?
Um...
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Um...
"Idling" is starting from August 2nd...
...and we're going to release it at Fuji TV Auction!
Auction?
Yes!
What are you going to release?
That is...
Thank you for asking!
Hello!
Thank you for asking!
Oh, you brought something out!
Yes!
It's still a little early for you, Ai-chan...
Early?
...so I'm going to announce...
Is it early or late?
It is!
We've cut out the late part and put it in this frame...
...and we're going to release it at the auction for just half the price!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
So this is a special event!
By the way, Yano-san!
Yes!
This Fuji TV Auction...
Yes!
...what will you be selling?
Will you be selling all of this?
Yes!
On August 2nd, Fuji TV Produce's auction entertainment "Fuji billion proceeds" will be donated for the support of the Sierra Leone Republic in West Africa through the FNS Charity Campaign!
Yes!
Two months after joining the idol group,
Ami takes Yurika, who cannot hide her bewilderment, on a journey.
A subtle atmosphere flows between the two.
What do the two of them feel about the scenery seen from the car?
Eventually, Ami and Yurika lose their minds.
The gentle time gives them a break.
But at that time, Ami escapes from the reality that approaches in front of her.
Next time "Monthly Idol"
Ami! Beyond the heart!
Next month too! Service! Service!
Monthly Idol
Yes!
The program continues from the beginning.
There are only a few "Monthly Idol" in "Sensei Corner".
Aiming for "Monthly Idol" with various knowledge,
"Monthly Idol" is aiming for becoming an idol in the entertainment world.
What will we do today?
Yes! Today's "Monthly Idol" theme is this!
Yoshimoto Shinkigeki's English!
Nice to meet you!
But do you know Yoshimoto Shinkigeki?
Yes! I know him!
Oh, you're from Kansai.
Yes! I watch it every week! Sometimes I even record it!
Oh, you record it and watch it?
I see.
Konchi-san, do you know him?
He's a comedian, right?
Wide!
Well, he's a comedian, but...
Yes.
You know him, right?
Yes!
His acting is...
Well, you know him, right?
Well, you're older than him.
So, today's "Monthly Idol" teacher is...
From Yoshimoto Shinkigeki, this person has come!
Must be thatระ detonber!
Москвe!
Wow!
Eee elegant!
Musquee!
Kawaii!
Oh yeah!
Oh? Is that...?
Hey, wait, wait!
But this network is small!
Men are like soap bubbles!
Good afternoon! I'm Tamae Shimada from Yashio Factory!
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
You're amazing!
Not only did you bang against the wall, but you also laughed at the bottom of "Men are like soap bubbles"!
That's right!
I did!
That's why you should wait and be quiet! You're like soap bubbles!
Yes!
I'm a female comedian!
She's a female comedian!
She's a laughingstock!
So, you're going to teach us a lot of things!
What should we start with?
Let's start with the way you laugh!
The way you laugh!
That's right!
That's pretty much it!
That's right!
There's a lot of things!
Should we show you some examples?
Yes!
If you're going to show us some examples, you should show us some of your jokes!
Something funny!
Okay!
It's so hot today! Excuse me!
Can you turn on the heater?
This is it!
It's so pretty!
It's a little too much!
Can you put some toppings on it?
Thank you!
There's a trick to it!
Yes!
When you first start, you have to do it energetically!
That's right!
But after a joke...
It doesn't move at all and it hurts!
But it's full of energy!
You'll get hurt!
That's right!
And...
The trick is...
How do you say it?
Humans...
Go back to earth!
Go back to mother earth!
After you go back...
Go back to earth!
Something like that!
That's pretty good!
But...
If you can...
If you want to show off...
You can add one more topping...
After you do the joke...
Your legs!
Like this!
You're deep!
The timing is important!
Don't take it lightly!
Stop it!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, no.
What kind of timing is that?
So, Marcy will say the gag and everyone will do it in order.
Yes!
Good luck, everyone!
Good luck!
I need you to open your noses here.
Like you're going back to earth?
Yes! Like you're going back to earth.
Like you're going back to earth.
Morimon! Hey, Morimon!
Mori!
Morimon! You know what? No praise for Kansai!
I used to watch it every week in Nagoya.
Wow, wow, how manly.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
How manly.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Okay, so now...
But first of all, I want to say something.
What is it?
When you say "gag" with your nerves...
Yes.
Well, you're a bit stiff, right?
Yes.
Before you say it, say "somehow" or "somehow".
- Like a dance. - I see.
- Like you're deciding. - Yes.
- It's easier to understand. - Yes.
- It's like you're conscious of Charlie Hammer. - Charlie Hammer.
- Charlie Hammer.
- Yes. - Yes.
So you fall at the last moment you say it, right?
- That's right. - The timing.
- The timing, right? - Yes.
I forgot to say it.
As for the timing...
- Can you say it one more time? - Yes.
Good evening.
I'm Ria Dizon.
Awesome!
That's harsh!
The gag itself is harsh!
The basics are harsh!
Gags are hard!
If I were you, this might be the hardest part!
This might be the hardest part!
But I'll do my best!
I want you to do it, so let's leave out the gags.
We'll leave out the gags.
This is just about timing.
I'm not very good at this.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Do your best!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Osu! Ora! Suzangu!
What is this?
Nice!
The Kansai team is strong.
Yes!
As expected!
As expected, they were good.
I thought you were going to be embarrassed, but you were amazing.
That's right.
It was a V-line.
A V-line.
You guys are amazing!
Nice, nice, nice!
Yes!
Like this.
Let's move on.
Yes!
What should we do next?
Next is...
After you fall, hit a wall.
Yes!
Finally!
Of course, hit a wall!
Yes!
Isn't it difficult?
The prize is expensive!
The Kansai team is strong!
Can I do it?
Do it!
Kansai!
I've never seen anyone clap like that in a real show!
Wow!
It's special!
So, about the wall...
Yes!
I want to point out one thing.
Yes!
The material of the wall...
Yes!
Material!
Yes!
It's expensive, but it doesn't make a sound.
In that case...
If it doesn't make a sound, what's the next step?
For now...
How is it?
Is it good?
As expected of an idol!
It's amazing!
Ah, it's my first time hearing this "boyon boyon"
boyon boyon
Ah, it's good!
Eh, is it new?
It's not new, but...
It's quite...
It's well-organized, isn't it?
What is this?
Ah, it's good!
It makes a sound!
And with this...
For now...
Like this...
10 minutes before the play starts...
I just got out of the theater...
And like this...
It's my first time!
It's my first time meeting a baseball player!
First of all...
And also...
For me...
I've done many movies and "daboku" before!
That's right!
It's an important gag...
And it's a gag that I love!
But on the other hand...
I can't lose to a gag!
I can't be swayed by a gag!
These feelings are important!
For example...
Tomorrow...
Yes! I have a date!
I have a date!
I can't get injured, right?!
That's why...
I want to go on a date!
That's why I...
Can't lose to a gag!
These feelings...
I see!
These feelings!
Yes, yes!
It's not that sweet!
Like this!
Okay!
Oka-san, not you!
Good!
I'm frustrated!
I'll do it one more time!
One more time!
Yay!
Kansai dialect is strong.
You have a foundation.
Let's get started.
Before we start...
If you could...
If you do like this...
Since it's slow...
If you can...
In front of you...
Jump and show it off.
Is it okay, everyone?
Let's get started.
First of all...
Yes.
I'd like to ask you for a little help.
Yes, let's do it.
As expected...
If you just hit it...
It's just a flow work.
You're just doing a gag.
Flow?
It's also a play.
Um...
For example...
I like you.
Yes.
I really like you.
I like you.
You're annoying!
Yes.
For example, say...
Hanazawa-san against katsuo-san.
Yes, even now...
Even now...
Yes, even now...
I'm angry!
I want to hit you.
I see. You want a reason for hitting.
Right.
A pleasant motion...
It'll definitely come in handy later.
It'll come in handy later.
Ah...
Moshi...
You look like a panda.
Cool! Cool!
Time out.
Disgusting!
How kind of you!
That's it!
Wonderful!
It's important to have a flow like this.
Yes, the first flow is important.
I'm sorry for being so quick, but could you say one last word?
Like "how kind of you" or "I'm hitting on customers, but I don't feel sorry for them at all."
Could you say one last word?
It doesn't have to be that.
You can say anything you want to say.
Anything you want to say.
Yes, please say something.
Okay, let's start.
First, Ms. Ed!
I'm looking forward to seeing you say something like that.
You have to like Ms. Massey.
Ms. Massey.
Okay, I'll say it.
Please say it.
Ms. Massey!
Please stay by my side.
You're disgusting!
And! And! And!
I've grown up.
Ms. Massey!
How was it?
It was good, wasn't it?
Ms. Massey!
I've never seen you like this.
I've grown up.
You're not usually like this.
I'll watch it slowly.
It went pretty well.
And!
It was good.
The last word was also good, wasn't it?
It was good.
Overall, it was good.
Yes, it was good.
Let's continue.
Yes, then, Sakai-san.
Yes.
Please do your best!
Hello!
Hello! Today's handkerchief is also wonderful!
I like it! I love it!
Hello! Wonderful hairstyle!
Go back to Miyazaki!
I like it!
Man, do you have a paper balloon?
It's good that it's real.
Please accept this as a souvenir.
Thank you.
It's cute!
It feels really good!
It feels good when you do it while thinking about it, doesn't it?
Yes.
Let's continue.
Yes, Tajimana-san!
Yes, here she is, Tajimana-san!
Please grant my wish.
Yes!
Everyone, you're faster than you think, so be careful.
You're pretty close and you're fast.
I'll do my best.
Please don't get hurt.
Yes.
If you're injured, please leave immediately.
Yes!
If you think you're going to do something.
Yes, then, let's continue.
Please!
Wait!
My jaw line is coming out!
It's so funny!
Let me do it a little more.
It's so funny!
Gotanbin!
You're really gross!
I'll do my best tomorrow, too!
It's painful.
That pain is important.
That's important.
It's necessary.
Next, Yokoyama-san.
What should I do?
Yokoyama-san, please.
Merci!
Look at me.
Let's go together next time.
Look at me.
Look at me. I want to see you.
Go out with me.
Don't look at me!
Doesn't it feel good?
It was good.
Let's watch it again.
It was good.
Let's watch it again.
It's good.
It was good.
She is a genius.
It was beautiful.
She is a genius.
She is excellent.
Let's watch it again.
Do you want me to do what I usually do?
No, you don't.
Do you want me to do what I usually do?
You are always cute.
Please.
Next.
Next?
Yes.
I'm going to wash my hair now.
Do you feel itchy anywhere?
Anywhere?
You are itchy!
I want to cut Tomato's hair.
You hate me, don't you?
"GIRL TOP FACTORY 09" is on air from 5 p.m. on August 2nd.
Please watch it.
And I'm going to show you one more thing.
That is...
YOSHIMOTO ATTACK! I'M AN IDOL!
It's been 50 years since "YOSHIMOTO ATTACK! I'M AN IDOL!" came out.
We are going to do a collaboration with idols.
That's amazing!
Please try it out.
"YOSHIMOTO ATTACK! I'M AN IDOL!" will be on air on September 26th and 27th in Shinjuku.
Please look forward to it!
"YOSHIMOTO ATTACK! I'M AN IDOL!" is the best!
But "YOSHIMOTO ATTACK! I'M AN IDOL!" is the best!
Let's end this show with this last thing.
Are you ready?
Please show us.
That was it.
I'm sorry. That was all I had to say.
This is no good!
Goodbye!
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you very much!
You guys are disgusting!
I'm sorry!
What did you do?
Thank you for coming today!
That was amazing!
That was pretty dynamic.
Are you okay?
Did you do it yourself?
I did it myself a lot of times.
Let's see it in slow motion.
I was a little nervous too.
That looks amazing!
That's beautiful!
What is this?
That's beautiful!
Let's do it again sometime!
I didn't know you girls could do it this well.
We did it in a flash!
We're back in the on-demand mode.
Let's welcome the rest of you.
That's right.
Let's keep our distance.
It's too fast for everyone to handle.
We need to keep our distance.
Let's have Massy do it!
Massy!
Does your ear feel weird?
Isn't it funny? It's a good style of performance, isn't it?
What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about!
More, more, more!
Doesn't it hurt?
Are you okay?
Are you okay now?
I heard you were left with some damage last time.
Are you okay?
Wow!
I'm sorry!
Let's move on!
Kikuchi-san!
It's music, isn't it?
That's right!
Kikuchi-san, please!
Masuno-san, you're so cute!
Morsey! Morsey! Look! Morsey! Look at Ami!
Morsey! Morsey! Morsey! Hurry up!
Didn't you just touch your cranium?!
Turn love around!
Why is this so hard?!
And I touched my cranium!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
But you know...
You guys are creepy!
That's a compliment! That's a compliment!
You guys are creepy!
I'm so nervous right now!
I can't stop!
I'm so nervous!
You guys are like that, right?
That's right! We're like that!
That's amazing!
Let's move on. Next up is Kaede!
Kaede, are you okay?
She's 12 years old.
She just started elementary school.
I hope you don't get hurt.
Next up is Kaede.
Please!
She's like an elementary school student!
An elementary school student!
She's like an elementary school student!
Hey!
Over here!
An elementary school student!
She's a big girl!
She's so cute!
Pink is cute, too!
She's like an adult!
She's so cute!
She's like an adult!
She's grown up, right?
She's so cute!
It's a shame, isn't it?
It's frustrating!
Now, the last one!
Ms. Okawa!
She's here!
Ms. Okawa!
She's using it for her own work!
This is important, right?
Um...the stage is big, it's big.
Okawa-san is looking forward to it the most.
Okawa-san, let's go!
Okawa-san, please!
It looks delicious!
Zun zuno zen
I can't say anything more.
He's from the agency.
Zun zuno zen
- He's from the agency. - He's from the agency.
Give me a break.
You're frustrating me.
You're so frustrating me.
Zun zo zen
So tongue-in-cheek here!
You've a problem with not feeling good!
Wow!
She flew!
Kansai dialect, I'll do my best!
Wow!
She really flew just now!
She did! Let's watch it again!
Her jump was pretty good just now, wasn't it?
Look, she flew!
Wow!
Wow, amazing!
She looked like a cartoon character just now!
Wow!
Beautiful!
She's really good at it!
Every time I see an idol group called "YGA"
I feel like I'm going to lose!
Isn't that right, everyone?
Wow!
Thank you very much.
It was so much fun!
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Actually, Yoshimoto will be doing it with all her heart and soul.
Thank you!
Yes, please do your best.
Is it really okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Can you do it? Let's take a picture.
Yes!
Let's take a picture.
Ms. Oga.
Ms. Oga's legs.
Her legs.
Basically, it's those legs.
These legs are important, aren't they?
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, Tomoya-san, you'll be doing it with us, right?
Yes.
Of course!
Let's do it together.
Let's do it together, okay?
Let's do it together!
Let's do it!
Let's do it together, okay?
Let's do it!
Okay!
Nothing will go wrong, okay?
Nothing will go wrong.
Okay! Today's guest was Tamae Shibata!
Thank you very much!
That's all for now!