AISubs v3.5
Honji-san, you have a guest today, don't you?
What? A guest? Who is it?
I drew a portrait of you today. Doesn't it look like you? Would you like to see it?
Let me see. Who is it?
Ta-dah! Doesn't it look like you?
Isn't it amazing?
Who is it? Who is it?
It's...
It doesn't look like you!
Everything looks so deep and similar.
Doesn't it look like a ramen shop?
♪ The sun under the sunshine ♪
♪ A serious night life, let's drive ♪
♪ Look up and don't look back ♪
♪ High tension and evolving curiosity ♪
♪ Charge and ♪
♪ A heart that is still drenched will not go anywhere ♪
♪ If you are full of energy, you will be excited ♪
♪ Fly away ♪
♪ Our sky is endless ♪
♪ If you are confident, you will rise rapidly ♪
♪ Fly up to dazzling heights ♪
♪ If you do it, you will be happy go lucky ♪
♪ A forward-looking record is also born while updating ♪
♪ It's the best, I have to deliver it to you ♪
♪ Friendship, health, happiness ♪
♪ Together with it ♪
♪ Don't fly away ♪
♪ Fly up to the milky way ♪
♪ Don't fly away ♪
♪ If you have a big dream ♪
♪ A smile will pop out ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Don't you want it? If you're feeling well again ♪
♪ Get excited and fly away ♪
♪ Our sky is endless ♪
♪ If you like it, go up ♪
♪ Fly up to dazzle ♪
♪ You have to do it, if you put it out, you will ♪
♪ Happy go lucky ♪
♪ We're updating our forward-looking records ♪
♪ It's the best to be born ♪
♪ I have to deliver it to you ♪
♪ Unconditional happiness ♪
♪ Together with you ♪
(K-1)
(THE IDOLING)
(IDOLING)
It's really dazzling, isn't it?
It's dazzling!
Let's introduce today's theme.
A corner you must check in a convenience store.
Ms. Tachibana.
Yes, I'm Tachibana Rika, 29 years old, and I'm an idol.
A corner you must check in a convenience store is a pocky shop.
Yes, I'm Okawai, 20 years old, and I'm an idol.
A corner you must check in a convenience store is a magazine corner.
Yes, I'm Hashimoto Kaede, 21 years old, and I'm an idol.
A corner you must check in a convenience store is a natto roll.
Yes, I'm Endo Umai, 23 years old, and I'm an idol.
A corner you must check in a convenience store is a boiled egg corner.
Yes, I'm Okawai, 26 years old, and I'm an idol.
A corner you must check in a convenience store is a potato string corner.
Wow!
I'm Yazawa Rika, 27 years old, and I'm an idol.
You must check gummy candy at convenience stores.
[Gummy candy]
You must check snacks sold at convenience stores.
[Snacks]
You must not play with yourself at convenience stores.
You must go to a gummy candy store.
[Gummy candy]
You must check a magazine at a convenience store.
[Magazine]
We are 17th idol group, Miyake Hitomi.
You must check a disco sold at a convenience store.
We will end the show here.
By the way,
"Baka Rhythm Squad" "Kaijin Boys" will be on April 20th.
Please look for us.
Please watch us.
Let's have fun.
[Let's have fun]
Suzuka's way of thinking was not easy for new members to solve.
However, their hearts reached her, and the three of them grew up greatly.
In the meantime, no one knew that the words said by Erica Tonoka would eventually bring about a big change in idling.
And the farewell with friends who visit.
A new journey.
What is her big decision?
Next Decision
We will service you next month, too!
Next Decision
It's been a while, "Next Decision"
We have a special guest today
Let me introduce you
Here she is!
Yajima Yoshio!
Thank you for having me!
This is your first continuous guest, right?
Thank you for having me!
By the way, who are you?
It's okay! It's okay!
Some of you haven't done this before
I will tell you later
Thank you for having me!
I will tell you the rules
"Say it out loud" is when someone says a certain theme and you say "say it out loud"
For example, Mast will say "say it out loud" and we will say "say it out loud"
Those who say "say it out loud" or "say it out loud" will be eliminated
Those who are eliminated will buy "say it out loud" anger, so please be careful!
Let me announce the theme! Here is the theme!
An entertainer who makes a mistake and gets carried away will say "say it out loud"
You may not be like that, but I think you are mistaken
There may be someone like that nearby
There may be someone like that nearby, but let's say it out loud!
Let's start with Kojima-san's "ko"
An entertainer who makes a mistake and gets carried away will say "say it out loud"
Let's start with Endo-san!
say it out loud
I told you to fax this week's schedule two weeks in advance, didn't I?
That's right!
Yo, yo, don't say it!
Didn't we do it at the rehearsal earlier?
"yo" came out a lot, and I thought "other than that"...
You're too conscious of "yo"...
That's right!
It doesn't make sense!
say it out loud
Everyone, we want to do it properly for the second week!
Yes, that's right...
It's been a while since we did "wind corpus"
Kojima-san, you should watch it often!
Actually, you should watch it on the monitor!
This is bad, Ai-chan!
For now, she's an idol!
If an idol says something like that, it's bad!
She's an idol who shows her back of her mouth!
It's bad!
You have quite a good talent, don't you?
No, it's bad!
Eh?
Ah, you're not coming down?
Yes!
Okay, Oka-san, you're disqualified!
It's dry, isn't it? It's dry, isn't it?
It's really dry!
It's dry, isn't it? It's dry, isn't it?
Then I'll do a lip-impression for you!
It's good! It's good!
Kojima-san, you're doing it for me!
It's good! It's good!
What? What?
It's good! It's good!
It's good! It's fine!
Thank you!
It's dry!
Okay, let's begin!
An idol who starts with a misunderstanding and gets carried away!
An entertainer who seems like a good person!
Starting with Yazawa-san!
That seems like a good idea!
It's the third time I've been working with Yoshio!
That seems like a good idea!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Even if you're quiet, I can't hear you, you idiot!
That seems like a good idea!
It's dry! Go away!
That seems like a good idea!
I don't want to work with Yoshio anymore!
It's exactly the same!
It's the same!
Oh, it's the same?
I see...
You weirdo!
The sudden punishment from a guest has begun!
What? You're lying, right?
Huh? Suddenly a guest?
No way!
It's fine! It's fine!
Okay! The last one!
Alright! Set!
Thank goodness!
It's exactly the same!
Exactly the same!
It's exactly the same!
Now we know who'sустить!
I just did a little bit of rehearsal.
My dimension starts with "yo" and starts with Fonchi- san who seems like a good entertainer.
That sounds good!
I think the name "Yoshio" is really lame.
That sounds good!
I want to sleep, so can you give me some time later?
That sounds good!
I don't like holding hands in scenes.
That sounds good!
You said it before.
Shishi-san, you said it, but...
That's it, right?
That's it!
Shishi-san, you said it, but...
You said "sasa" before.
If you know where you are, you know where you are.
Punishment!
The wind will hit you.
How was it?
It's not.
What are you talking about?
It's long, isn't it?
It's long.
It was long in terms of time.
If it's long, it means your lips are dry, right?
Are you okay?
I'm totally fine.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Are you okay?
I'm totally fine.
She was just making fun of me.
I said "I'm totally fine."
Are you okay?
She's only 12 years old.
Okay, let's start.
Let's start with Miyake-san, who is mistaken for an entertainer.
That sounds good.
Don't just say whatever you know. What do you know about me?
That sounds good.
Send me the script of "Carrot" at home.
That sounds good.
I've had enough of you.
That sounds good.
Call me to Ginza a lot.
That sounds good.
I'm not an entertainer.
That sounds good.
Another one from Austria!
That sounds good!
I told you to wrap it up and let me finish it.
That sounds good!
I don't want to take off my hand warmer.
That sounds good!
Why?
I don't do anything past the top at night.
That sounds good!
I don't ride a camel or something.
That sounds good!
I don't like the moonlight at night.
That sounds good!
My stomach is growling.
What?!
You said it normally.
It's because you're a busy celebrity that your stomach is growling.
Right, Kojima-san?
That's right.
Why did you wrap me up?
I told you to wrap me up and let me finish it!
You did it!
Why?
Your stomach is growling, right?
It's because you're a busy celebrity that your stomach is growling.
That's amazing!
That's why you joined idol groups, right?
It's Predator!
It's been a while, is it okay?
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!
Kojima-san, you have to do it with me!
It's okay! You can't say it's okay when you're busy!
I told you not to look at me like that!
How is it?
It's pretty dry, right?
It's dry.
Is it okay?
Now, let's continue.
It's okay, Jibaru, misunderstand it.
An entertainer who's in a good mood says something good.
Starting with Kikuchi-san!
That sounds good!
You're always pushing the chair too much!
That sounds good!
I can't work until night!
That sounds good!
That's amazing!
Chair!
I can't sit without four of them!
That's amazing!
That sounds good!
Yoshio! Hurry up and bring me the chair!
That sounds good!
Be a good boy, young man!
That sounds good!
Who do you think I am?
I'm telling you I'm thirsty! Bring me some tea!
I told you to keep your hand mirror within 30cm!
What's wrong with you?
I hate people who are just chilling.
What do you think?
I don't think there's anyone who has numbers like me.
Can you work for me instead of sleeping all day?
I'm busy, so be more careful!
Dinner's not ready yet.
Why?!
Huh?
Are you telling your mom?
That's not it!
Dinner's not ready yet!
But he's in a good mood, so everyone's pushing him, but he's still saying dinner's not ready!
No!
You can't say that!
That's not right!
Keiji!
Keiji?!
Why?!
Open your mouth!
This kid doesn't cry.
She doesn't cry.
I'm Erika Akazu.
We sometimes fight.
Sometimes we fight.
Shut up, you idiot!
Okay, let's start.
Let's start with Miyake-san, who seems like she's in a good mood.
That sounds good!
Hurry up and say it!
I want to go on vacation!
That sounds good!
Don't you usually say that?!
Noriko, let me wear my shoes.
What?!
That sounds good!
There's someone bigger than you, right?
Keiji-man, why are you always next to me?!
That sounds good!
Okay, okay, okay.
Is it "no magic"?!
No!
Let's hear what's going on.
It's "no magic", you know?
It's not "magic".
It's "no magic", and it's "no magic".
It's two "no magic"s.
"No magic".
Okay, let's go!
I'm scared!
That's my line!
What was it?
You don't have to cut it.
You can't miss it once.
You're disqualified.
Damn it!
Let's get started.
Kojima-san, who is confused and in a good mood, will start.
That sounds good!
I can't ride a normal car.
Give me a limousine, you bastard!
That sounds good!
It's "u", right?
"u".
I hope you have a lot of happy things.
Shut up!
You're disqualified!
I didn't lose.
That's challenging.
Let's do it again.
You can't miss it!
You missed it!
It's not fair!
You're disqualified!
Let's get started.
Kojima-san, who is confused and in a good mood, will start.
That sounds good!
Do you want eye drops?
That sounds good!
I don't want to eat with you.
That sounds good!
Ride on a dolphin?
No!
Ride on a turtle.
At first, I was told to ride on a turtle and swim 20 meters.
But I didn't like it.
You like bigger one?
I like bigger one that I can breathe in.
Safe!
There is also this kind of pattern.
Let's move on.
Start with 'te'
Misunderstand and ride on
Let's start with Kikuchi-san!
That's better
Don't follow me like you gave me your palm back.
That's better
Yo, yo, yo, yo! Hit it harder, Hikari!
That's better
Yo, yo, yo, yo! Hit it harder, Hikari!
You can't do the rapper part.
There's only one rapper.
I really wanted to do the rap part.
There's only one rap part.
That's better
It's easier for you, right?
Wow, amazing!
I've never seen someone's toothbrush like that!
It's quite a lot of toothbrushes.
It's a beautiful toothbrush.
It's a toothbrush that's often placed in dentists' offices.
You can do it!
That's better
Let's do it!
That's better
A line that a beginner comedian might say.
Let's start with Miyake.
That's better
Miyake, don't say that!
That's better
What is she going to say?
Mobile...
...phone!
Thank you for watching.
Now that we're talking about this, if you try to go there...
Scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
I can't even say "good" right now.
I'm sorry if I did something wrong.
No, I didn't do anything wrong.
Kojima-san didn't do anything wrong.
No, I didn't!
Okay, first game!
Wow, wow, wow!
Eyes! Eyes too! Eyes too!
White! White!
Why did you turn white?
It's sweet!
Wow, that's good.
Wow, my mouth is red!
You had a good second mouth today.
Is it true?
You were the worst.
I think you're quite a good organizer.
Wow!
Thank you.
Okay, let's take a look.
Kojima-san, you're still here!
Yeah, you're still here!
You're strong!
Do you ask people like that in various places?
Of course.
When I say it, it's usually someone else saying it.
Who asked you?
That's... no, no, I can't say it!
Hey...
Wait, I want to win!
I want to win!
Yes!
If you win, will you say anything?
Huh?
If you win, will you say anything?
They'll say, "Wow!"
Okay!
Let's go!
Starting with "keh!",
entertainers who are confused and in a good mood
will say a line.
Kojima-san, you start!
That sounds good!
Keh!
Lining up with this guy, huh?
That sounds good!
I don't feel like a squid right now.
That sounds good!
Something came up, right? With food, right?
Noyama, I'm tired!
That sounds good!
That's strong! Even with three people!
Even with all of you together, no one can use it!
That sounds good!
Only one person is being realistic!
Dogs, I want to play with cats!
I see!
That sounds good!
To climb up, you have to do this!
Climb up! Climb up!
First, clean your throat!
Climb up! Climb up!
Like a skateboard!
Climb up! Climb up!
She's really into it!
She's laughing!
She's really into it!
Okay, now the punishment!
This person is...
It's a nice sound!
Why?
It's a nice flat sound!
It's like...
It's like a folk instrument for Andes people!
Thank you!
Not many Andes people know about the folk instrument!
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We're running out of time, so please enjoy the rest of the show on demand.
Some people say it's difficult even for comedians.
I'm a comedian, but I'm still here.
You learned something.
There are actually comedians who say that.
Who is it?
If you know who it is, please answer us on the spot!
You're good! You're good!
This has been today's guest, Kojima Ishioka!
Thank you for having me!
Beer! Beer! Beer!
Raw beer.
Yes, that is...
Raw beer.
Raw beer?
It's raw beer.
It's raw beer!
It's so funny!
Okay, let's get started!
It's the final round!
Final round!
It's the final round!
Yes!
I'll do my best!
Yes!
It starts with "no"!
Yes!
Wait, can I do it? Can I do it?
It starts with "no"!
It starts with Kojima Ishioka, who is mistaken and is getting carried away.
That's a good idea!
Don't just walk around like that! Run, run!
- Whoa! - That's a good idea!
I'm not saying the same thing over and over again! I know you can do it in one go!
- Haha! Well, well, well, well, well! - That's a good idea!
- She did it! - She did it!
No use crying over spilt milk. It's a result!
- Whoa! - That's a good idea!
I'm not just saying things like winning or losing!
Oh, that sounds good!
I should have called you.
You changed your voice too.
I should have called you.
What kind of scene is that?
Even though I was called as a guest, I didn't get excited.
Normally, I would say "I'm sorry for not getting excited today."
But I said it in front of the staff.
You blamed it on the show.
I should have called you.
You're imitating someone, aren't you?
No!
Let's relax, staff.
This is the first time we're showing this on TV.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing!
It's like when you first said "Hi, Sha-san."
The winner is Miyake-san!
Miyake-san!
Alright, let's get started!
Yes, yes, yes, thank you!
How was it?
You appeared twice in a row.
This is fun, isn't it?
It's fun, isn't it?
I'd like you to come as a regular in this corner.
I'd like to come.
And also, in today's case,
it ended with "gobiyo" a lot.
That's right!
And when I did that, people said, "Don't you do something about Yoshio?"
That happened a lot, didn't it?
The name "Yoshio" came up a lot.
It came up a lot, so I was very happy.
Please come and visit us again.
Yes, by all means!
The guest was Kojima Yoshio-san and Izoi Shoshine- san!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
You were very kind and generous.
Thank you for your hard work!
By the way, today is...
Today is the day of recording.
July 10th is...
What day is it?
It's the day of "natto" that was on TV today.
And so, let's eat "natto"!
Yazawa-san, what day is it today?
Today?
Is it the day of "natto"?
It's a lie! It's a lie!
Let's ask her.
Azashi-san, what day is it today?
Um...
It's that.
It's Hii-chan's birthday!
It's Miyake-san's birthday!
Happy birthday!
As expected, she said it right away!
Amazing!
Thank you very much!
Let's read it out loud! Read it out loud!
Happy Birthday!
I didn't read it out loud!
Amazing!
You know, there is a word written with chocolate, but you wrote it with chocolate in your mouth!
Anyway, congratulations!
Thank you very much!
How old are you now?
I'm 17 years old, and I'm 17 years old!
Amazing!
17!
When did you come in?
I came in when I was 15!
What did you say?
I came in when I was 15!
I see!
We'll come back to that later!
Miyake-san, would you like to say something to your 17-year-old self?
Last year, my goal was to do nothing for a year.
I see!
But after a year of doing nothing, I came out.
You came out!
And you may have come out the most today!
I don't usually say it!
You looked like you would say it for sure!
I didn't say it! It's business interference, even though it's my birthday!
Isn't it like that?
Yes!
When I'm 17, I want to do my best at talking!
Yes!
Miyake-san, congratulations!
Thank you!
And that was your birthday segment!
Congratulations!
Thank you!