AISubs v3.5
Yazawa-san, there seems to be a handsome guy today.
Seems like it!
By the way, what is your ideal type?
Do you want me to ask you?
Yes.
Well...
Who hugs you every day!
No way!
Why, why, why?
It's impossible!
Good morning, sir!
Have a good day, sir!
Do you want me to bathe you?
Do you want me to cook for you?
That's disgusting!
Heavy rose sun, serious natural light, let's go live!
If you look up, the balloons will fly away, it's super beautiful!
Dreams in my heart, balloons, smile more and more, high tension!
Evolving curiosity, charge it up!
If you don't have a heart, you can't go anywhere, right?
If you're full of energy, you'll get excited and fly away!
Our sky has no end!
If you're determined, a sudden rise, fly up so dazzling!
If you do it, you'll be happy-go-lucky!
A forward-looking record is also being updated!
It's the best! I have to deliver it to you!
Unconditional happiness, together with you!
If you get caught up in the cloud of clouds, you'll fly away!
If you have a big dream, a smile will pop up!
Yeah! Go!
Shibonda mama no heart ga dokomo ikenai desho
Genki If I expand again, I'll be happy
Fly away our sky is endless
At any time here will soar soar, soar so brightly
If you don't do it, you'll be happy go lucky
I was born while updating my positive record
It's the best, I have to deliver it to you
unconditional happiness together
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you, I'm Idling MC Maso.
Nice to meet you, I'm Morimoto Yuka.
Idling members will appear soon.
Today's Idling members are different from usual.
Today's Idling members will transform into "handsome men" as they imagine.
In other words, today's Idling members will appear in men's clothes.
Let's get started. "Handsome men" Idling!
Idling members will dance with the coolest men and act with the coolest men.
Everyone, do you want to see "handsome men" Idling?
Yes, we do!
What about you?
You want to see it, don't you?
Yes, we do!
Well, it's true that men and women are separated.
Yes, it's true.
Let's have Idling members appear in men's clothes.
The first one to appear is Idling member Endo Mai.
The strongest "handsome men" she imagines.
A rock band's vocalist-like "handsome men" will appear.
"Handsome men" Idling!
And...
"Handsome men" Idling!
Now, let's have "handsome men" Idling!
The next one is Idling No. 12 Yui Kawamura.
A hip-hop "handsome man" has appeared.
In Seoul, the "handsome men" of Okinawa are surprisingly "chori-chara" hip-hop "handsome men" were seen.
Well, then, the next "handsome men", please!
In fashionable Shibuya-style fashion, Idling No. 6 Tomoka Erika appeared.
She is indeed "handsome men" with a frowning face.
Well, then, the next "handsome men", please!
A "semi-forman" has appeared.
In Idling No. 17 Hiyake Hitomi.
He is a "self-employed handsome man" with a little bit of "nancis" and "f".
The next "handsome men", please!
In nostalgic and cheerful fashion, Idling No. 19 Yurika Tachibana appeared.
Her ideal "handsome man" is "semi-forman handsome man".
Next handsome man, please!
When it comes to handsome men's idol life,
idol group Yokoyama Rurika,
with their trendy dot-shaped high-waisted shirts,
they appeal their wildness in their cleanliness.
It's a match between students and handsome men!
So cool!
Next handsome man, please!
Idling 1's boyish girl,
idling 15, Asahi Nao,
appears as a Shibuya-type handsome man!
So cool!
Next handsome man, please!
Finally appearing is
wild-type handsome man,
idling 8, Ponchi!
Ponchi!
So we have 8 handsome men here!
Thank you!
That one over there is a normal guy, but he's really good looking!
He's so cute!
Is he cool?
Which handsome man do you like, Yatama-san?
Um, Tachibana-san...
Close your legs!
What are you doing?! This isn't a house!
Tachibana-san!
Isn't that Tanimura Shinji-san?
It's Tachibana-san! It's not Tanimura-san!
Tanimura-san, I see you're here.
The one next to you is Eguchi Yosuke-san, right?
No, I'm not.
But you're pretty wild, aren't you?
That's wonderful.
Ponchi-san, I'll tease you a little at the end.
Yokoyama-san, since you're tall...
I like monotones, so I chose a black necktie.
It's simple, right?
Miyake-san...
Isn't that normal?
It's like this, but it's more natural.
That's right.
I see.
Kawamura-san, you two probably look good together.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
You look like Mother's protagonist.
Hello! I'm Kawamura!
Eno-san, what's going on?
Your microphone fell off!
It's like this, right?
Oh! Oh!
Speaking of microphones...
Oh! Oh! It's Sakai-san!
She's the type of person who gets tricked in the city.
Okawa-san, who do you like?
I like Tonoka-san.
Oh, Tonoka-san!
Okawa-san has a Moriyama Naotaro-san kind of face.
Wait a minute!
That's not it!
Tonoka-san had a handsome face.
I don't know if I'm happy or not.
You can be happy about it.
Thank you.
How about you, Kikuchi-san?
If I were in Tonka-san's clothes and Hii-chan's hairstyle...
Wait, Tonoka-san, you don't like your face, do you?
No, no, no!
If you weren't wearing this, would you like it?
Both of them, so Hii-chan and Tonka-san are my type.
I see.
They're cool.
I like them.
Kikuchi-san likes M-shape.
M-shape is good.
There are a lot of men who like M-shape.
Vegeta!
That's right.
That's good.
M-shape is good.
It's simple.
How about you, Kaede-chan?
I like Naorin.
Naorin.
I'm close with you.
You're already a man.
They look good on you.
That's right.
Thank you.
But you're a model, so you have to look good.
Everyone, what do you think of Honchi?
I don't know.
Why?
The sunglasses are a little...
What about this?
I don't like the chain either.
The chain, this!
This is the current style.
You used to be the manager of NANPAZUKU.
But now you're not.
Am I the only one who feels this way?
What's the point of this fashion?
The point is...
I'm dressed up like this.
How about you, Asahi?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's similar, isn't it?
It's completely different, isn't it?
Look at me.
It's similar, isn't it, Asahi?
It's completely different, isn't it?
Everyone, which one do you like better?
Asahi!
I don't like this one.
It's very popular in your hometown, isn't it?
Isn't it great?
I can only see you, Tanimura.
Don't look at me like that. I'll laugh.
Why?
Don't look at me like that.
Everyone, please go back to your seats.
So, everyone, we have these eight handsome guys here with us today.
What will you be teaching these handsome guys today?
Today, I'd like handsome idols to present the most handsome situation they've seen in their lives.
I see.
So, you'll be presenting the most handsome situation you've seen in your life.
Yes, and you'll be presenting the most handsome situation you've seen in your life.
This is what you call "handsome".
Everyone, are you handsome?
We're handsome!
Your voices are a little low, too.
I see.
So, you're handsome.
So, today, I'd like you, these handsome guys, to do it for me.
In the end, you'll decide who's the most handsome one, right?
Ah, I see. Please judge me properly.
Please judge me properly and give me a word of advice.
Yes. So, the first one to see the "handsome" phrase is...
Ms. Tonoka!
Yes, please come up here.
Wow!
You're wearing a kisara and you're handsome.
Ah, I'm wearing a chigura!
You're wearing a chigura?
I'm wearing a chigura.
Ms. Tonoka, you have a handsome face, don't you?
You're handsome, aren't you?
Really?
You're handsome.
You're suitable for being a man, aren't you?
For now, as an idol...
Ah, I see! I forgot! I forgot!
I'm an idol.
I'm sorry for being too handsome.
Yes. So, let's take a look at Ms. Tonoka's handsome situation.
Yes.
Here it is.
Yes. A6. Tonoka Erika's ideal handsome man.
Going to a festival...
A girl finds a carpet.
The girl says...
I want that!
And...
She asks for it...
So, she tries hard to make a carpet.
Before she makes the carpet...
A handsome man said...
If you get this, go out with me.
What a sudden completion!
I see.
Everyone, do you like it?
It's cool!
I know what you mean!
Ms. Okawa, what do you think?
It's really cool!
I'd like to do something like this!
I know!
What about you, Ms. Kikuchi?
It's a little light.
It's light?
I see.
If you do it properly...
If you do it properly, everything will be decided.
He'll do his best until he gets it.
What if you can't get it?
Will you cut ties with him?
No!
The woman says, "That's enough!"
What's wrong with you? Don't you want to go out with me?
I see.
Ms. Sakai, what do you think?
The forceful search and...
The forceful search...
I like it!
That's what I like about it!
See?
I'd like you to listen to both opinions.
What?
She's my relative's wife!
What do you all think?
It's cool!
It's cool?
It's cool!
You said it until you said "it's cold"!
But there are people who support you.
It was a long discussion.
It was a long discussion, wasn't it?
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Let's move on.
Next up is Ms. Miyake!
Everyone's sitting positions are different today.
Michael's sitting with his legs out.
It feels like you're getting used to it.
Ms. Miyake's personality is quite handsome.
I'm looking forward to it.
Here's Ms. Miyake's situation.
First of all...
Screaming "I like you" at the beach!
Next up...
When you're involved with other men's group, say something cool.
This is mine.
Did you get it?
Well...
You have a wide sense of accomplishment.
Wait a minute, Yagami-san, it doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter if you're a man, does it?
I want you to know!
Close your legs!
But this time, Kikuchi-san was there, too.
He's cool, isn't he?
How about you, Kaede-chan?
Ah... Well... It doesn't matter.
It's like you don't like him that much.
You want me to say it, don't you?
When you're involved and you're like, "What do I do? What do I do?"
He comes out of the arena and saves you.
He's involved in real life.
Usually, he's like, "Wait!"
He's like, "Wait!"
I have to stop you first!
I have to transform first!
But even with all that, it's pretty good.
It's wonderful. Thank you very much!
Next up is Tachibana-san!
Here is Tachibana-san's situation!
It's long!
It's really long!
When you're trying to pick up a book in a library that's on a high shelf...
I like this book, too!
Here you go.
Thank you for picking it up.
Did you read the whole book?
Of course I did.
It's rare for a girl to read such a thick book.
I like books.
And then, Ikemen said something cool.
I like books, too.
- Can I say something? - Yes.
This is a difficult project!
It's itchy! It's itchy!
What is the point of this project?
Rather than saying you like books,
it's better to say you like them casually.
Yes, casually.
Rather than saying you like them a lot,
it's better to say you like me, including books.
I see.
I think that's better.
What do you think of this?
I think it's well-calculated.
It's well-calculated!
Rather than casually saying it,
it's well-calculated.
I'm sure everyone in the library is saying it.
It's not like that!
Yataba-san, can you wait for a report?
Why?!
I like you the most!
Shut up!
It's not the time for you to shut up!
I think it was good.
Thank you!
Next, Yokoyama-san!
This is Yokoyama-san's statement.
Rather than casually saying it,
it's better to say you like them casually.
Rather than casually saying it,
it's better to say you like them casually.
When Yuka failed,
what did she say to her boss?
What did she say to her boss?
I'll take all the responsibility!
Well, well, you're doing this properly, aren't you?
Yes, well...
You've finally come out with something decent.
Well, well...
It wasn't easy at first.
I like you because you respect me.
Oh, I see.
It's bad if you can't like me because you don't respect me.
What you've done so far is too flashy!
That's right!
It's too flashy!
Let's look back at this.
Hey...
If you're like this, I'm like that!
That's right!
That's funny!
I'm happy!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
I'm happy!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
That's funny!
Right?
That's right!
It's funny how you decided it just like that.
How about this?
This is...
You're doing it properly, like an adult, aren't you?
I think it's wonderful.
Thank you very much!
Yes, thank you!
Okay, next is Ms. Kawamura!
Yes!
Welcome!
Are you interested, Ms. Kawamura?
Yes!
Ms. Kawamura's situation is as follows...
Yes!
While you're driving in a rental car...
I'd like you to ride on a clear highway for a while.
I wonder where we are.
Probably...
It's not around Kyoto, is it?
What does a handsome man say when a woman speaks one- sidedly with a good ratio?
Ah, I see...
It's fun!
Look at the atmosphere! It's crazy!
Why?
What do you like about it?
First of all, men don't say "fun" that much.
Really?
I have an image of men not saying it.
They say "I like you" or "you're cute" but they don't say "fun" that much.
So, when I casually say "fun", I get a "kiss".
I see. That's fun.
What?!
Thank you very much!
You said what you wanted to say!
Next, Asahi!
Are you okay?
Don't kill me!
This is Asahi's situation.
I came back from school and forgot my umbrella.
I noticed it at the station and thought about what I should do while looking at the rain for a while.
When I turned around, I saw an umbrella behind me.
When I turned around, I saw a handsome man.
Hey, you'll get wet! Use this umbrella!
No, I won't!
Are you itching yourself?
No, I'm not!
After this, I'm a friendly guy with a smile.
I see.
So, I run with a smile.
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
Next to Totoro.
No!
It's not Totoro next to me!
Don't make fun of me!
How about you, everyone?
When you're my age, you're more like a cute girl than a handsome man.
When you're over 20 years old like you...
I see.
I'd like to announce it now.
On Fuji TV Next, tomorrow at 10 p.m., please watch this program!
Thank you very much!
Next, Fonchi-san!
Yes!
I'm looking forward to this!
She was brought to C.A. Soso's house.
Now, this is Fonchi-san's situation!
I went to a ramen shop with him and we ordered ramen.
Then, he sacrificed his own ramen for me...
What did you say at the time?
Come on, char siu ramen!
Now...
Can you explain what you mean?
Char siu in ramen is important, isn't it?
It's delicious...
In terms of ramen, right?
But, she didn't have char siu...
So, he sacrificed his own char siu and gave it to her because she's cute.
That's what I said at the time.
I see...
Hoi! Hoi!
It's not "hai", it's "hoi"!
"Hoi" sounds like a handsome man would say it.
Do you say "hoi" like a handsome man?
Hoi!
Fonchi-san, one last thing!
Please say one more thing to the camera!
Fonchi-san, please!
Why are you doing this? I don't know what you're talking about!
Why are you speaking Kansai dialect?
I don't know!
Fonchi-san, you're 3-0-1 today!
I thought I could do it!
By the way, Fonchi-san, there's one more thing!
Yes, there is!
I'm pretty confident about this one!
This one?
You're slow!
Well, well, well!
It's the jam from earlier, right?
Yes!
It's just that the jam is empty, right?
That's right!
I'm sure you can do it!
Well, let's do it!
Fonchi-san's situation is like this!
The man who's dating her says to her, "Marry another man!"
What?!
And then, the handsome man says to her...
If you do that, I will go and kidnap you.
This is good!
Yazawa-san, who said "anything is delicious" has gone silent.
But it's good, isn't it?
This kind of strength and forceful feeling is good.
It's like making you swim once, isn't it?
That's right.
Eh? Why do you say that?
That's right.
One person always comes out one by one.
What on earth are you thinking about?
Because...
If you like someone, you can't help it, can you?
If you go out with someone before that...
The person who hurts you first will come out.
That's enough.
I understand.
Close your legs!
Who agrees with this?
Eh? Wait a minute.
Yazawa and Kid say they don't agree.
Um...
They seem to have read the atmosphere.
But if that's the case...
The char siu noodles...
Is that so?
This is a little...
I thought it would be good.
The char siu noodles make you smile.
They make you smile, don't they?
Sakai-san, what do you think?
It's like...
I'm going to pick you up.
It's like Hildra.
It's a little slimy.
That's why...
Char siu noodles make you smile...
I think it's cute.
Wonji-san, what do you think?
I agree.
If I'm told this...
I'm going to marry someone else, so come and pick me up.
Ah, Wonji-san is a woman.
Yes.
Wonji-san, your hometown must be busy.
Thank you very much, Wonji-san.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's have our last guest appear.
We are...
MIPLE!
If you only look at this part, you're a Ginza mama, right?
Just look at this part! Just look at this part!
Because your hair is long, right?
Yes, that's right.
Here is MIPLE's birth certificate.
It's long, isn't it?
It's long!
He is a vocalist of a rock band.
Today is the day of the band's major debut, and the concert was held in commemoration of it.
It is also the day when he invited his girlfriend, who he had been dating for three years, to his concert for the first time.
While his girlfriend is watching from the audience seat, the concert is finally coming to an end.
It's the last song.
That's where the vocals are muted.
That's right.
Today, I'm inviting someone who has supported me since the band was formed.
Now...
What was it?
Rikako.
Now, Rikako!
Come on to the stage!
Why Rikako?
While being embarrassed, she goes up to the stage.
And she said something cool.
There's something I want to tell you, but I'm embarrassed to look you in the eye, so I wrote a song.
Listen to me.
Saying that, he started singing the song "Propose".
I see.
It was a long story.
Yes, it was a long story.
It's cool, but it's like you're sick.
It doesn't feel like a hard rock band.
Soft talking.
Rock band is good.
Rock band's handsome equals handsome.
In front of the audience?
Yes, so...
In front of the audience who bought the tickets?
I'm sorry, but...
In front of the audience...
I sang a proposed song.
You're making it for that day, right?
Yes.
How do you feel about it?
It's bad.
It's bad, isn't it?
It's bad?
It's bad, isn't it?
The countryside story around here.
No, no, no.
Wait, don't say it together.
I'm sorry.
How do you feel about it, Tachibana-san?
Well, it's like...
Rather than being told in front of a crowd...
I want to be told personally.
Personally.
I see.
It's getting popular, after all.
It's a good day, isn't it?
It's a good day.
Wait up!
How do you feel about it, everyone?
I think it's better for me to be told in front of everyone.
Does that mean you want to boast about it?
It's like...
I want to be told like that.
Kaede-chan, did you get sleepy today?
It's like...
It's interesting.
Thank you.
It's a little early for you to go home.
How about you, Yazao-san?
Well...
Let's get married.
With who?
Yadao is closing her eyes now. If you do, you can't talk.
She's struggling.
Like this, like this, like this, like this.
She's like an alien, like Mei Mei-chan.
Don't you know?
Okawa-san, how about you?
Well, you know, Ami-chan said it too, but meeting everyone like that and saying "yes" is like a dream.
Even if you don't know at all? Even if you don't know at all?
It's like "thank goodness", "amazing", like that.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
Ah, you can say that too.
Asahi-san, how did you say it?
Eh, but normally...
Isn't it only when we're together?
Saying it in front of everyone is a little...
I see.
No, it's a proposal.
It's a proposal.
Ah, I see, you're saying you'll marry me.
You'll marry me.
That's right.
So, when you marry me, you'll appear in front of everyone.
Isn't it nice?
I see.
Eh?
Isn't there a pattern where you get rejected?
There isn't.
Is there a pattern where you say "sorry" in front of everyone?
It's embarrassing.
Right? There is, right?
It's a big applause.
Right?
It's over.
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much.
Alright!
We've introduced them all!
For the handsome idols,
we've announced the "handsome phrases" that will make you feel the most excited.
But, for us normal idols,
we'd like you to decide which one was the coolest.
Alright.
We've gathered our opinions.
Please wait a moment.
What did you have in mind?
Ah, what did we have in mind?
Everyone...
Could you go to Hee-chan's place and get your bangs tied up again?
We'd like you to decide after that.
At Hee-chan's place?
And then...
You can laugh.
You look like you're in middle school.
I'm sorry, but starting with Kikuchi-san...
Are you okay with bangs?
Bangs are fine.
It depends on the bangs.
Is this okay?
Yes, it's fine.
Okay.
This is fine!
I don't like it!
It's messed up.
Even if Honchi-san says she doesn't like it...
We're all good-looking people.
Yes, we're all good-looking people.
We're the most handsome people.
We're the most...
Huh?
We're all messed up?
Who?
It's not like that.
I'm looking forward to it.
Me, too.
What do you mean by fun?
Including your appearance?
Only you look like a real man.
Only you...
Didn't you see her in the men's bathroom earlier?
Yes, but...
I was in the ladies' bathroom earlier.
I was surprised.
Then, the employee who was brushing her teeth said...
I knew it.
I was surprised.
Has it been decided?
The first place has been decided.
Oh, really?
It was decided right away.
Then, I'd like you to announce it.
Who was the most handsome among us?
Please!
Miyake Mihi.
Hey!
She's the worst!
Can you edit it?
It's in! It's in!
Can we do it again?
Yes, we can!
Okay, then!
Let's announce it!
Who was the most handsome?
Miyake Hitomi!
Oh really?
Yes.
Appearance and words too.
I'd like to hear your words at least once.
We'd like to hear it!
Also, Ami-chan's bangs...
She's particular about her bangs.
My hair is the coolest.
Oh, I see.
It's my type.
As expected, this kind of light feeling is good, isn't it?
This outfit is also simple.
The outfit is good, isn't it?
The outfit is good, is it?
Is it like Maiple?
For me, Maiple's appearance is the best.
It's like an existence I long for.
An existence you long for!
Yes.
But in that aspect, it's like Miyake-san.
In reality, it's like Fii-chan.
Miyake-san, what do you think?
You were chosen as the most handsome one.
I'm really happy!
You're like a man.
I'm really happy!
On the other hand, who was the least handsome member?
Should we say it together?
Yes.
Shall we say it together?
Yes.
Ponchi!
Donmai!
Why?
What was not good about it?
There is no char siu.
Then what about the second one?
There is no sarawane.
It was a little cold.
Cold!
I am really worn out, aren't I?
Worn out?
You have been worn out since you appeared.
We thought you would be worn out today.
How about you, Ponchi-san?
I don't think I will be worn out after the third one.
But you are satisfied with it, right?
I like this kind of clothes.
I see.
Is Ponchi-san's clothes like this all the time?
Not at all.
Even if I wear a cute one-piece.
Even if you wear a cute one-piece.
The one who was handsome was Miyake-san.
The one who was not handsome was Ponchi-san.
The one who was not handsome was Miyake-san.
Next time, we would like to see the faces of the members over there.
We are looking forward to it, so we hope you will continue to support us.
That's it for now.
The one who was handsome was...
What is this?
That's it for now.
This has been "Handsome Idols".