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[The first ever "super cool" in Japan]
Have you thought of anything cool recently?
Something cool?
Let's see...
Being on Fuji TV?
That's so cool!
It's crazy, isn't it?
It's so fun!
What about you?
Let's do a match-up in front of Hachiko.
Seriously?!
That's so cool!
But it's Hachiko!
That's crazy!
But isn't Moaison cooler than Hachiko?
Moaison is crazy!
This is it!
This is crazy!
Let's do a match-up over there.
That's so cool!
So cool!
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♪ The sun gave me this fruit ♪
♪ It's not much, but ♪
♪ 100% is green ♪
♪ Super Kitaen ♪
♪ One million yen per page ♪
♪ With 70% discount, goodbye! ♪
♪ 30%! ♪
♪ 30! ♪
♪ Look in the mirror! ♪
♪ 30%! ♪
♪ 30! ♪
♪ My unbounded charm! ♪
♪ Because it's the most difficult, I'll tell you someday. ♪
♪ As soon as it sticks together, please tap it for me. Oh, yeah! ♪
♪ Hey!
♪ Idling!
Now, it's the fifth one after the fifth one!
Yeah!
Let's go, I'm your host, Bakaruzu Masuo!
Nice to meet you, I'm your host, Maiko Saito.
Thank you for having me.
Now, this program is for girls who are growing up as modern-day idol singers
to become one of them.
Yes, and "IDLING" is broadcast every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Now, let me introduce you to "IDLING" which is getting popular!
Wow!
It's too bright!
Anyway, let me introduce you to "IDLING".
Today's theme is "I'm talking to my friends who are watching TV".
I'm Erika, and I'm learning "IDLING" for the first time in a while.
I'm talking to my friends who are watching TV.
I've grown up a little since I came here.
Wow!
Yes, "IDLING" is cute, too.
Well, everyone in Hyogo Prefecture, don't forget "love"!
Wow!
Yes, I'm Erika Yokoyama, a 6th grader of "IDLING".
Thank you for always making me excited!
Wow!
I'm Erika Yokoyama, a 7th grader of "IDLING".
Well, please come and clean up the room again soon!
I'm Erika Yokoyama, a 9th grader of "IDLING".
I'll give you a CD next time, so please show it to everyone!
Wow!
I'm Suzuka Morita, a 11th grader of "IDLING".
How is everyone?
I'm fine.
Wow!
I'm Asumi Gao, a 10th grader of "IDLING".
Thank you very much!
Wow!
I'm Ami Kikuchi, a 16th grader of "IDLING".
Well...
I'm always told "annoying", but I'm still me on TV!
Wow!
I'm Futami Miyake, a 17th grader of "IDLING".
Please come and play with me sometimes!
I want to play!
This is my hometown, Gurero Gurero!
Let's go for a walk!
Suzuka's way of thinking is not something that can be easily solved by new members.
But by their hearts reaching her, the three of them grow up greatly.
At that time, no one knew that the words that Erica Tonoka spoke would bring about a big change in "IDLING".
Then, she said goodbye to her friends and started a new journey.
What was her big decision?
Next time "DECISION"
We'll give you a service next month!
Do you want to make the plan you all thought of into a corner?
DECISION
It's been 100 years since "IDLING" was broadcasted.
In order for the strict TV industry to be united and work together, what should we do to make "IDLING" become a show?
The decision made by the staff after losing to "DECISION" and not sleeping for days and nights is...
DECISION
"IDLING" should think about it.
Are you really okay with "DECISION"?
I'm okay.
After discussing it thoroughly, we decided to make "IDLING" think about it.
"DECISION" is the most...
DECISION
"DECISION" is the easiest one, isn't it?
"EASIEST" doesn't mean like... "I want to study" or something like that.
We're not saying that, but...
Looking at it from various perspectives, I think "DECISION" is the best one.
The result is "DECISION".
We're going to get through this today, so let's do our best!
So, we don't know about "DECISION", but we're going to do what we want to do.
We're going to think about "DECISION" in a relaxed way.
Is there anything you can achieve with "DECISION" that you've been thinking about?
Then, let's have them present it!
First of all...
Tonoka-san!
She failed with her bangs.
Wait, wait! Why do you decide it as "failure"?
Didn't you say it before?
Isn't it kind of...
Isn't it kind of negative?
It's negative, right?
It's negative!
She failed with her bangs, so...
She's cute, she's cute!
Well, then!
Tonoka-san's project is this!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Masuno-san's imaging!
Yes, and so, Masuno-san is the face of an idol, isn't she?
So, even if it's a little plain now...
Even if it's a little...
What is it?
Even if it's a little plain now, I think it'd be nice if it became a hot topic in the news.
I see! As it is now, it's not a hot topic at all!
No, no, no!
On top of that!
Hook... Hook zero!
No, no, no! And not only her hairstyle, but also her fashion sense... Isn't fashion sense also plain?
It's not plain!
It's plain! Even if you don't notice it, it's serious!
I wear a lot of Rolexes!
So...
I'm 52 Rolexes!
No!
My unit is...
What do you mean?
And, like, coordinating our clothes and stuff like that...
Um, we're getting closer and closer and overcoming our shyness...
That's also part of it, isn't it?
Yes! Two of them!
My clothes have to be flashy or my feelings have to be flashy too!
Yes! And we communicate and get along with each other!
I see!
Thank you very much!
What kind of clothes should I wear?
Well, you can wear trendy jeans, jeans with a little bit of damage, and summer clothes like T-shirts.
That's not normal! I normally wear jeans and T-shirts!
It's all about how you can wear it in a fashionable way, right?
That's not it. You guys don't know how fashionable I am.
No, we don't!
I'm 86 chroma hearts.
What about your hair?
Well, it's easy to see, but...
Oh, look in front of you.
I grow my hair out like this and put wax on it and make it look like I'm walking around.
It's like you've been walking around a lot lately.
Wow! I don't need that information!
It's not like I'm walking around!
What are you talking about?
What's with your information, you bastard?
You're getting popular, aren't you?
Yes, that's why I'm like that.
I see.
Masuo-san, you've changed from this season's outfit to something more fashionable.
That's right!
You're wearing pink and blue.
You're wearing a handkerchief, aren't you?
Yes, I'm wearing my own clothes.
No, you're not!
That's why I'm here!
I'm always in a team.
No, you're not!
It's probably because I've sewn it on my skin.
No, you're not!
It's probably because I've sewn it on my clothes.
No, you're not!
That's how fashionable I am!
Masuo-san, you're always wearing a backpack.
I'm always carrying a backpack.
Yes.
I can even carry a backpack.
He can!
You don't know why I'm carrying a backpack, do you?
We don't know!
You don't have a shoulder bag or a handbag, do you?
Right?
If you don't have a shoulder bag or a handbag, you can't fight, can you?
What?
I don't like it when my hands are covered.
Masuo-san, Masuo-san...
Who called you "Masuo-san"?
No, when I saw you for the first time, I thought you had a lot of muscle.
So I carried you a lot and played games with you.
I think you should change your hat.
My hat?
It's cooler.
My head is big, so it doesn't fit me.
No, I'm sure it does.
Isn't it your hair?
When Mami walks, I don't know if Masuo-san walks or if Kinoko walks.
The probability of me walking and the probability of Kinoko walking are overwhelmingly low.
Kinoko doesn't walk.
That's true.
So we're thinking of remodeling Kinoko and Masuo- san.
I see.
Cut!
Why?
Go back!
Why?
That was a good idea.
Let's move on.
Next up is Kikuchi-san!
So, this is Kikuchi-san's plan!
Ta-dah!
In teams...
Simple is best, right?
Yes. In teams, there will be competitions.
7 people against 8 people.
4 against 4.
What will you do?
What will you do for now?
For example...
Basketball or Volleyball.
Normal!
But you can only do it once a year.
That is...
The content of the penalty game is extreme.
Not only basketball, but also intro quiz or hexagon.
For example, the penalty game is...
Number 9 and...
Number 9 becomes 13.
That's impossible.
Number 9 is 13 from now on.
Or...
Ai-chan will wear Oka-san's costume.
She will change her costume.
What?
So...
The game is normal, but the penalty game is...
Yes.
That might be interesting.
The penalty game that doesn't fit the penalty game might be interesting.
For example...
If you lose in rock-paper-scissors...
You will be banned for 6 months.
In my life...
Rock-paper-scissors is very popular.
Yes!
Isn't it good that there is such a gap?
I don't want to do it.
If you lose in rock-paper-scissors, you will be banned for 6 months.
It's good, isn't it?
Also, if it's about the game, you can play it with a delay.
You can run from Fuji TV to Wangan Studio.
I see.
Idling delay.
It might be good.
It's not a big deal, but it might be interesting if it's like a punishment game.
I don't know.
But if you win, you can eat Chilolo chocolate.
It's easy.
The punishment game is terrible.
It might be interesting.
For young people.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Next, Yazawa-san.
Yes.
What is Yazawa-chan's song?
I think it will be adopted.
Really?
Then, Yazawa-san's song is...
Yes.
First of all, do you watch the rehearsal scene?
Who?
Everyone watches the rehearsal scene and...
Don't you all rehearse?
Yes, we do.
We record it and watch it again.
Then we reflect on ourselves and make mistakes in the live performance.
That's impossible!
I see.
You were scolded a lot in the rehearsal, right?
You were scolded.
That's probably why you're still alive, right?
I'm human, so it can't be helped.
Next.
Let's move on.
The second one.
The second one?
Making a movie with an idol group.
That's interesting!
That's really interesting!
Is it a movie?
Yes.
Who's going to shoot it?
Well, that's up to the professionals.
Of course, the leading role is me, Yazawa Erika.
What's the genre?
Kurenai's Yazawa.
What?!
I'm sorry.
Kurenai Yazawa is just Yazawa.
What?!
Yazawa?!
Who's...
You're wrong.
I'm wrong?
There's someone like Sekachuu.
Sekachuu?
Sekachuu.
What is it?
He's a pure love.
A pure love?!
Yes.
Is it okay?
It's hard to cast you.
There aren't many.
There's only AD-san.
Male casting...
No, my dad does it for me.
As a male role.
I see.
Well, it doesn't matter who they are.
It doesn't matter?
It doesn't matter who they are.
Is it the last one?
The last one is...
What's important is...
How a man acts when he's in love!
We're idols.
But...
There's no girl who can act like a man when he's in love.
That's right.
Yazawa-san, why don't you try it?
Yazawa-san, do you know how you act when you're in love?
How a man acts when he's in love!
Well...
Here I go.
Okay.
Ouch!
That was close!
Oh, that part?
No, not "this time"!
Not "this time"!
That was unexpected!
What's next?
What's next for you to act in love?
From here?
From here, right?
No, no, no.
Come back! Come back!
It's okay.
I see.
That might be a good idea.
Since you don't have anyone with you.
That's right.
I'd like to do something useful as an idol.
How about you, Asahi-san?
Asahi-san is...
A model?
She's a model.
Nao-chan might be able to do it.
She might be able to do it.
I feel like I'm getting nervous.
Can you do it for me?
How is it? How is it?
Oh!
What is it?
It's this part, right?
This part.
This part?
Yes, yes.
You're completely polluted for being an idol.
This part?
Yes, yes.
Miyake-san told me about it.
Oh, is that so?
When you do it here, this part is good.
Oh!
Interesting.
I've been doing it like this for a long time.
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it.
The numbers are going down.
I'm sorry.
They're not going down!
Alright!
Next up is Miyake-san!
Yes!
Miyake-san, what song are you thinking of?
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
"Tasting Time"!
You know those food reports you see on TV?
You can't eat it with curry, so you go buy it.
But there are a lot of menus, so you don't know which one to get.
So for that occasion, there are 15 of us, so 5 of us make 3 teams and eat all of it.
Eat all of the report menus?
Eat all of them.
Sounds fun!
And the first one to eat all of it wins.
I heard that report menus cost 80p or more.
Really?!
I won't let you leave any behind!
But it's okay if you're in charge of it!
For example, if you serve curry, I'll eat the potatoes, but I'll let Ai-chan eat the carrots.
If you're in charge of it, it's fine! Just eat all of the potatoes!
That's tough!
It is!
If you eat a lot of your favorite food, you'll get tired of it.
I see.
But it might be interesting to see if you can eat all of certain menus.
Yes, I'd like to try it.
But you'll get fat!
It's fine if you get fat!
Right?!
Yazawa who doesn't get fat is just Yazawa!
Who's fat?!
I see.
How about you guys?
Sounds good!
It might be impossible, but report menus are good, so I'll eat it.
Report menus are good, right?
What's the most high-calorie menu?
What's that?
Kutokudon?
Wait, wait, what?
Kutokudon?
Tokushima don?
It's a famous restaurant in Fukutoku prefecture.
A famous restaurant in Fukutoku prefecture.
I see, I see.
There's Fukutoku Gijuku.
That's right, that's right.
It's good.
Is it good?
Pan-tamedo is pretty high in calories.
It's written there.
The losing team will measure their weight.
After you eat it!
No way!
I'm scared!
Should we stop?
Let's have fun!
It's easier said than done!
I see.
This is pretty realistic, so...
Should we make it a game?
Yes!
Please!
Next, Okawa-san!
No, I'm sorry. It's Morita-san!
Morita-san!
Su-chan, what did you come up with?
This is what I came up with!
Ta-dah!
Oh, it's an illustration.
It's an illustration.
This is the starting point.
Can you give us a title?
It's "hamburger competition."
I love hamburgers!
Su-chan, you like hamburgers!
I love hamburgers, so I thought I'd like to eat hamburgers.
First of all, it starts here.
Then, it goes down.
From here, the cycle track...
The cycle track?
First of all, the cycle track...
The cycle track goes down.
And...
You eat there?
Yes, within 10 meters, there's a cycle track.
Obstacles are around here, too.
Oh, it was a little difficult to run.
Yes, it is.
And it's around here.
Oh, this is also a cycle track.
It's quite similar.
It's a cycle track.
There's no hamburger.
Um, it's meat, but...
Meat!
A big one!
In other words...
In other words, whether it's a cycle track or anything else, meat is a hamburger.
That's right!
Su-chan, you like hamburgers.
Yes.
Right?
Goal, right?
Goal!
Yes!
So, in other words, you can have a cycle race and have a delicious cycle steak.
It's quite luxurious!
Even if you lose, you can still eat steak.
That's right, that's right.
Isn't it great?
That's right.
You should make it a steak relay.
No, that's because Su-chan likes hamburgers, so this title is "hamburger race".
That's right, I think it's good.
It's good.
The picture is amazing, right?
Yes.
The way you draw it is great.
It's not like you're drawing it with a knife.
That's right, this...
Right, Su-chan?
By the way, this is Mr. Yazawa.
Oh, I see.
Is it okay for it to melt and burn?
The action of cutting it earlier, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, everyone, what do you think of this?
Is it okay for you to eat this cycle steak?
How is it?
I want to eat it!
Even if you lose, you can still eat it, right?
Su-chan, you have one more, right?
You have one more, right?
Yes.
You came up with one more, right?
Which one is it?
Um...
It's this one, right?
Yes, let's take a look.
It's this one!
Ta-da!
This is...
It's novel.
It's "the intuition", but...
"the intuition"!
It's like...
It's like a "simple series"...
Like "presse"...
That's right.
"the intuition"!
It's a round and square game...
And...
You know, we played tennis, right?
For an idol project.
Oh, yes, yes!
That's right!
Weight...
Yes, badminton.
Yes.
Weight measurement and...
Like...
Jumping...
Yes, yes, yes.
And with that...
You write "round, round, round, square, square, square"...
Yes.
And then people start sitting down.
"Then, I'll sit here", "I'll sit here"...
"I'll sit here", "I'll sit here"...
"I want to draw a circle here", "I want to draw a circle here"...
And then people start going there...
No, you draw a circle first...
And then you sit on it.
Is it already written in the beginning?
It is!
In a round and square game...
You know, like...
Where do you draw a circle?
Yes.
Like, "where do you draw a square?"
And you split it into squares and squares...
Huh?
How do you...
Like, vertically...
Like...
No, like...
People sit on it...
Yes.
No, it's not even a bingo... It's already a bingo here!
It's already a bingo here!
Su-chan! Su-chan! You're doing something amazing! There are already two bingos here!
What do you mean?
If a person becomes a bingo, it's a win.
What do you mean by "a person becomes a bingo"?
Oh, I know! I know! It's a team, right?
If you split it into squares and squares, it's a team, right?
If a person becomes a bingo, it's a win.
Oh, it's a team, right? So it's not written anywhere... It's not written anywhere, right?
In other words, it's not a square split, right?
No, it's written in squares and squares.
What?!
It's not written anywhere!
What do you mean?
What about this square split?
Square splits are like this.
It's split like that, and people can choose the square and sit on it, right?
Because it doesn't matter where you sit on it.
It doesn't matter where you sit on it, right?
Doesn't it mean you can stop it?
Stop it?
Then you can't become a bingo, right?
Oh, I see!
Well, I don't know...
You don't know?!
Let me know!
I don't know, either!
You don't know?
Yes.
Who is this?
This is... um... Sakacchi.
Sakacchi, you went all the way up there!
Yes.
That's so stupid!
We might do a Su-chan project one day.
It might be because we're doing it as Su-chan.
That's right.
Yes.
If we win... what? 100,000 yen? One steak?
One steak.
One steak again?!
Su-chan's project will definitely have a steak!
A steak!
Yes.
We're looking forward to it.
Yes, then thank you very much!
Yes, thank you very much!
Now, everyone stand up!
Today's project is this!
What was it?
"Mama Goto" without members.
What does it mean?
This is when members play roles of fathers, mothers, sisters, or dogs.
We decide roles and do "mama goto".
And there's a theme every time.
For example, once you're taken away...
It's dark! It's dark!
You play a dark role.
And the other one is when you're nervous before the exam.
The theme is negative!
How is it?
It might be a little funny.
But everyone wants to be a mother, right? Just saying "mama goto".
So, if you decide a pet role with a lottery, I think it will be a little fair.
I think so, too.
So, it's good to have a dark theme, right?
Yes, it's a little negative.
It's poisonous.
I see.
It's a modern theme.
Ah, like "a ruined family".
Yes, it's a modern theme.
Or "a broken son".
I see.
Yes, it's a little funny, so I think it's good.
Yes, it's good!
Let's keep it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Yes, thank you very much!
Now, next is Oga-san.
Oga-san, due to time constraints, we will do a lot of things on-demand.
Yes, everyone, please watch!
Now, we will announce the results...
Yes!
"Fuji TV NEXT GROUND 2009 F1 British Grand Prix" will be broadcast from tonight's Friday free practice until Sunday's final on the third day of the season.
This season, we will start the live broadcast from our long-awaited Friday free practice!
Please look forward to it!
Now, Kikuchi-san didn't speak much today, but in the end, Kikuchi-san...
I'm sorry!
Will you end it with a bang?
Now, Kikuchi-san, please!
I wonder what it is...
Kikuchi-san!
Yay!
It's over!
Amazing!
It's Ami-chan!
Wasn't that amazing?
It was amazing!
Let's do it again!
It's over!
It's over, right?
That's what I thought.
I didn't say that we didn't have much time.
Ah, I see!
That's right.
Now...
Why?
Are you okay?
Did you see?
She's probably mad.
Yay!
We did it!
Umeko is weird at times like this!
She's laughing!
If Umeko was here at a time like this...
I don't know if it was Umeko at the end or not...
You'll have to reflect on it later.
What did you say?
Don't look up!
I'm scared!
You can do it!
But from now on, it's all on-demand.
It's up to you, Kikuchi-san!
You can do it!
The good thing about ironing is that you always have a chance!
I want to see it!
I want to see Ai-chan's!
But I don't want it at all from now on.
Pick it up! Pick it up!
Pick it up!
It's all going in!
Hurry up and pick it up!
Yes, Ai-chan, please!
Hurry up and pick it up!
Okada-san's project is this!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Be quiet!
Sorry!
Be natural! Be natural!
Okada-san, I'm sorry.
The first one is a history game with 15 people.
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes!
How is it?
It's a history game, but what do you think of it?
Of course, a repro is a history game!
I see, you have juniors!
Of course, Ai-chan!
Thank you!
What do you think of it? It's not just a history game, right?
That's right, it's like an idol...
It's like an idol, yes...
Okada-san, reflect!
She's probably mad.
The other one is, in 10 seconds, who can make the most funny scene?
Oh!
That one!
That's good!
That one!
The fact that it's short may be the key point!
That's right!
Did we go for that one?
Everyone's desperate...
Shall we try it out?
We can do it in no time!
Oh, we did it!
We did it!
10 seconds, right?
10 seconds!
If we get excited with this, it's really the main part...
With this one...
We'll do this sharpening in 30 minutes!
Everyone, let's do our best and get excited!
10-second sharpening, start!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
Wait a minute!
Everyone...
We leaked it!
10 seconds!
We leaked it!
This is Asahi-san, right?
This is Kikujin, right?
Morita, Yokoyama...
The three of us, Morita, Yokoyama, Tanoka...
And this is Kikujin.
This is Kikujin, so you can put it here.
I see.
Nice idea!
And this is Miyake-san, right?
Miyake-san and Kikujin are here, right?
Yes, they're here.
I'll announce the results!
The results are about the same!
Can you see it?
The results are about the same.
Can you see it?
It's a wonderful "about the same".
Right?
Okay, so it's rejected!
That was close!
There's a huge difference now.
What's this? It's not dead, it's like this!
It was exciting, but...
As expected...
As expected, it didn't come out other than dead.
That was close.
The idea was good, right?
The idea was good.
But there was one more, right?
Is there one?
Did you buy something?
Intro quiz (laughing)
It's not just an intro quiz, right?
There's a lot of songs like "Fighting", "Do Your Best", "Girls (laughing)"
What kind of...
Ah, I know! Since it's "intro quiz (laughing)", is every song limited to "Do Your Best", "Girls (laughing)"?
- No, it's... - You already know, right?
It's about who's laughing.
- Ah! - Ah!
- I see! - Yes.
We record the laughter of one of the members and only that person answers.
- Ah, laughter... I see. - We might not know.
- That's right.
- It seems like it's working, but it doesn't seem like it's working. - Kiguchi-san, why don't you try laughing?
- Ah! - Ah!
- Do your best! Do your best! - Ah!
- Ah!
Wait, this is not the place! This place, this place!
Wait...
- Right. - Yes, please move back.
- Ah, right, this is a good idea. Auspices differ from person to person. - Right, I see.
Right, and also...
You should close your eyes and eat to see which one you are getting right, right?
- I would like to try it one more time. - Yeah, we also did it with Mejiaquele, right?
- We did it! - We did it with Mejiaquelle, right?
- Reading noses... - That one, I think, will liven things up, right?
- Right. - Ah...
- Reading noses, right? - Yes.
These five are like...
- Well, um... - ...for the moment...
It was homework, so I thought about it, but I was scolded during class, so I quit.
You thought about it yourself.
I was scolded.
You thought about it yourself, so the scale is small overall.
You only think about what's in front of you.
There's a lot of water, and you were thinking about it with a sharpened pencil.
And someone laughed and recorded the intro.
And you thought it was time for lunch.
Wow!
I see.
Yes, that's right.
This might be good.
It's easy to do, so it might have been good for the common people.
Yes, it's a good idea.
Thank you!
That's amazing!
Anyway, you presented us with a good project.
How was it, everyone? What impressed you the most?
Making a movie!
That's a project?!
But aside from "Yazawa" and "Idling Zen" being the main characters...
Who's going to write the script?
That's...
Me?!
Masuo-san!
I'm going to be the main character!
Masuo-san's going to be the main character!
But, if you could offer "Idling" like this...
Like a passerby...
Even if it's just your name...
Like a woman running away...
But even if it's like that...
If you have anything, please...
I just asked for it now...
Don't you all want to do it?
It might be good if we can do it one day.
Personally, I want to eat a lot of hamburgers.
Also, Kikuchi-san...
If you lose at rock-paper-scissors, you have to rest for 3 months.
It's not like that!
It's definitely Masuo-san!
If you lose at rock-paper-scissors...
"One Cool"...
You'll be blurred.
I haven't lost yet!
It might be good.
If it comes true...
It will be broadcasted on Fuji TV One on July 1st.
Everyone, please look forward to it!
This has been "Idling", goodbye!