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Tonoka-san, Yokoyama-san, Morita-san, Okawa-san, um...
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Right? The other day, too.
Yes.
Look, I can say it up to here. Wait a minute.
What?!
Tonoka-san, Yokoyama-san, Morita-san, Okawa-san, um...
Right! Um... Numa...
Nu...
Eh?
Nu...ku... Um... Alright! Dismissed!
What are you doing?! That's not...
♪ I can't go any further because of this imbalance ♪
♪ I can't go any further because of the fruit the sun gave me ♪
♪ I don't have anything valuable, but ♪
♪ 100% is super cute ♪
♪ One million yen per time ♪
♪ I'll say goodbye to 70% later ♪
♪ 30%! 30%! 30%! 30%! ♪
♪ Let's drink everything but sugar ♪
♪ 30%! How much?! ♪
♪ 30%! Come on! ♪
♪ Drink up my unbalanced charm ♪
Drink up my unbalanced charm ♪
♪ If we can get together right away, please pat me on the back ♪
Idoling!
Hello, everyone! I'm your host, Maito Saito, and I'm your TV announcer, Maika Saito.
Today's show is about how idol girls who are growing up in a new environment
can help each other out.
This show airs every Tuesday, New Year's Eve at 2:33 p.m.
It's called "idoling"!
idoling
First of all, today's theme is "the moment you realized you were in big trouble".
Hello, I'm 25-year-old Kawaii of "idoling".
Recently, I realized I was in big trouble when I borrowed money from Euripe
when I was riding a train on my way home.
You borrowed 100 yen?
Yes, "idoling" started when I was 21 years old.
Recently, I realized I was in big trouble when I went to a school festival
and when everyone ate candy and a teacher came in.
What I thought was a big pinch recently is when I was hit by a teacher in class when I didn't know what I thought was a big pinch.
What I thought was a big pinch recently is when I forgot to wear pants.
What I thought was a big pinch recently is when I was in the toilet and there was no toilet paper.
What I thought was a big pinch recently is when I went to a convenience store and didn't have any money.
What I thought was a big pinch recently is when I said one word during recording and the venue turned into a scene.
What I thought was a big pinch recently is when I was in class and the teacher asked me if I was okay.
What I thought was a big pinch recently is when I lied to the manager about my weight and he brought me a scale and made me ride it.
What I thought was a big pinch recently is when I lied to the manager about my weight and he made me ride it.
Two months after joining the idol group, Yurika, who can't hide her bewilderment, is brought out and Ami goes on a journey.
A subtle atmosphere flows between the two who don't know each other.
What do the two of them feel about the scenery seen from the car window?
Ami and Yurika, who soon lose their minds, give the two of them a restful time.
But at that time, Ami escapes from the reality that approaches in front of him.
Next time "Monthly Idol"
Ami, to the other side of your heart!
Next month, too! Service, service, yeah!
Vs. Izutsu!
It's the third time, and it's already the third time!
What will happen today?
Sorry for keeping you waiting, everyone. Let me introduce you.
It's the idol producer, Izutsu-san!
Why are you wearing a mask?
Ah, it's this way, right?
There's a flower, right?
When it's the third time, there's a sense of pride.
Now, Izutsu-san, who is a high-ranking writer, will think of a project and compete with the idol producer.
It's something unprecedented.
It's a revolution in the TV industry right now.
Now, let's get started.
Your enthusiasm!
I'll do my best.
He said something good!
What did he say?
He said "I'll do my best."
I see.
That's the best comment we've received.
You can see it, can't you?
You're quite exposed today.
Now, let's do another Izutsu project like that today.
This time, too, Izutsu-san, how many projects are there in total?
1,000.
1,000 projects?
That's right.
That's why we'll use a roulette to decide again today.
We'll use this wireless roulette.
Izutsu-san, can we use this one?
We'll use the Wi-Fi roulette to decide.
Roulette, start!
What is it?
Bamboo Game
"Bamboo Game" is a big romance game!
"Bamboo Game" is fun!
"Bamboo Game" is transmitted from Mesopotamian civilization!
But this is very popular!
I guess my "bamboo game" luck is strong!
It's decided among 1,000 dolls!
This is "bamboo game" which is well-known in "Bamboo Game".
This doll with "bamboo game" is...
The one who can make it vibrate in various ways and set a higher "bamboo game" within 30 seconds wins!
Yes! And this time, I have good news for you!
What is it?
This "bamboo game" doll has been lightened by Izusu's suggestion!
It's bad!
Ah, it's light!
As expected of Go!
In order for you to enjoy it, it has been improved more and more!
Go!
I will make it more exciting!
I see, Izusu!
Yes!
I see!
What did you say?
I don't know what you said, but you said "yes", didn't you?
I can't get over it!
And for this "idling" as well, we will have you compete with Izusu.
If "idling" wins, you will receive 3,000 yen for your meal today as well!
Congratulations!
I'm happy!
Now, let's see what kind of battle it will be!
First of all, we will have Izusu-san, who was the first person to suggest this "idling" doll, to try it out!
Izusu-san!
Izusu-san will try it out.
This is the third time, but there is an infinite number of patterns.
That's right!
The last time I counted, there were about 48,000 patterns.
That's right!
Now, are you ready, Izusu-san?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Izusu-san trying out the "idling" doll, start!
Wow!
She cut it!
It's cute!
It's perfectine!
It's funny! It's funny!
It's funny!
The gold mic is in!
Time's up!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
It's been weighed and now it's soft, like a doll.
Now, let's see the results.
The result is...
99 points!
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?
Wow!
Can you pull this off?
Yeah!
It's 99 points.
Even with the kick, it was soft.
It might be good to try different patterns.
Let's go!
Let's start with Asahi!
Go for it!
Forget you're a model!
Forget it!
What should we do?
(gasps)
With your back!
With your hand!
All right, are you ready?
Here we go!
Asahi's sticky doll, start!
Go for it!
Give it more!
More!
Make some noise!
Go for it!
Give it to me, give it to me!
Here you go!
That was wonderful!
I completely forgot about the model.
You forgot about the model, didn't you?
Yes.
Well, then...
Please!
Let's look at the record.
The record is...
7 steps!
Even though you worked so hard!
Maybe you didn't convey the vibration well enough.
Did you have to do it like this?
Yes, it was 7 steps.
Even though you worked so hard!
What a shame!
Even though you forgot about the model...
Well, then...
It's 99 steps, right?
Tomoka-san!
Well, then...
Let's go.
What's that?
That's good.
Let's go.
Tomoka-san's one-step doll, start!
She dropped it!
She's stubborn!
She kicked it!
Time's up!
I haven't done it yet!
Well, then...
What's the record?
The record is...
55 steps!
Even though you worked hard,
you must have some tips.
Well, then...
Okayama-san!
Let's go.
You can do it!
Well, then...
Wait a minute. I'll check if the crescent is done.
- Don't forget the "Roo" shape. - Yes, I won't forget.
Ok, Okamoto's Mambo Game Dolls, start!
Turn it over. Turn it over.
Oh, I see!
Good! Good! Good!
Good! Good!
Good! Good! Good!
This is a good result! You did a good job!
- Oh, good! - Good job!
- It's over! - It's over!
- I see! - It's over!
- It's over!
- It's a burden to carry and manipulate. - It's a burden to carry and manipulate.
- It's a good idea, isn't it? - It's a good idea, isn't it?
- Yes, it is. - Yes, it is.
- Well, then, let's check the record. - What?
- The record... - What?
- ...is 76 points! - What!?
- Wow! - Wow!
- I almost won! I almost won! - I almost won!
- With that said,
- with that said, we'll announce the winner of this Mambo Game Dolls, Izusa!
- Yay! - Yay!
- We did our best! - You did your best!
- We couldn't break the wall of Izusa again!
- Izusa and I have been practicing... - Yes!
- ...all day and night.
- She's been practicing hard. - It's because of her hard work, isn't it?
- It's because of her love and effort, isn't it? - Yes!
Now, let's move on to the next competition.
Let's go!
Roulette, start!
Go!
Double-sided recovery forward!
It's new!
Finally released!
The world's oldest game!
This is the world's oldest and biggest game, but this is the best.
What is it like?
You wear a suit with double-sided tape all over your body.
In that state, you do a recovery forward and compete for that time.
It's a new game.
It's hard to move forward because of the adhesion.
This may also use a lot of physical strength.
You can use your whole body, right?
Yes, you can use your whole body.
That's amazing!
You can run like this all the time.
Recovery forward!
It's a battle against adhesion.
It's pretty hard to move forward.
Can you do it with a girl's strength?
Right, Izuchi-san?
Izuchi-san!
I got it!
It's like this!
This is the rumored full-body double-sided suit.
This is how you do a recovery forward.
At this point, there are already a lot of disadvantages.
What does this mean?
Is this also a strategy?
I don't know.
Well, there are things like this.
Let's overcome these things and do our best.
Now, you will have a battle with idling.
Now, idling is preparing.
This time, you will have a relay of back and forth.
In idling's case, one person will do one way.
Then, one person will do the other way.
For Inutsu-san, it's a handicap.
Back and forth.
One person will do back and forth.
Are you ready, Inutsu-san?
She said "it's okay, it's okay".
Now, let's have you prepare.
First, let's start with Inutsu-san.
Inutsu-san's back and forth.
Start!
She's fast!
She's amazing!
She's fast!
Isn't she fast?
She's really good at sticking.
She's like a fairy.
She's fast!
Her face is red!
Now, I'm going to put it in.
Touch the line.
Touch it.
She's fast!
It seems like the thread has changed.
She's fast!
Why is it like that?
30 seconds!
That's fast!
That's a Japanese record, 30 seconds.
I wish someone else was doing it.
Now, let's have our rival do it for us.
Our rival.
She's good.
You can do it!
Standby, please.
I didn't know it would be like this.
Oh, you're like a little stuntman.
I won't lose.
That's good.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
I'm nervous.
Yazawa and Hashimoto's Two-man forward race.
Start!
Go!
Swim! Swim!
You can do it!
Swim! Swim!
You can do it!
She's swimming!
Swim!
You can do it!
Use your body!
Faster! Faster!
You can do it! You can do it!
So fast!
Faster!
The time is...
40 seconds!
So close!
But 40 seconds is pretty fast.
It's like high school's interval.
How was it?
I can't stand up.
It's like...
It's hard, isn't it?
It's funny! It's funny!
It's good! It's good!
Masato-san, Kaze-chan is in trouble!
Stand up! Stand up!
It's good! It's funny! It's funny!
She became small!
It's funny! It's funny!
How is it, Hashimo-san?
It's hard to put it together.
It's harder than playing a game, right?
Yusuke-san, is this included in the game?
Yes, it is.
But you don't have anything.
I'm sweating a lot.
I'm drooling.
I want to take off my mask.
Why are you wearing a mask?
She's good at it.
Yazawa-san, you're still in that position, right?
But I'm starting to sweat a little.
Everyone, do you understand? This is the kind of game it is.
Yusuke-san's record is 30 seconds.
I want you to do your best to break this record.
There are two more ramen noodles each.
Shall we do it one more time?
Do your best!
I'm happy!
Okawa-san and Su-chan, are you ready?
Do your best!
This is a game that has no meaning in your life in the future.
I think that's one of the advantages of this game.
Su-chan, you're blue.
That's not yellow.
Can I take it off?
You can take it off.
But it suits you.
Blue is good.
I'll take it off.
Su-chan, blue is good.
I'll take it off.
Su-chan, blue is good.
I'll take it off.
Can you really take it off?
You can do it.
Su-chan, you can do it.
Su-chan, you're yellow. You can do it.
Which one?
Oh!
It's happening!
Your mom and your dad are stuck.
This one?
Yes, that one.
Don't get stuck in front of the game.
Are you ready?
Your record is 30 seconds.
I'll go in 15 seconds.
Really?
Let's start.
The forward race of the mother and Su-chan.
Start!
You can do it!
You're fast!
15 seconds!
You can do it!
You're fast!
Your record is 22 seconds!
And with that, the idol team wins!
You're fast!
For Sui-chan and Oka-san, this is your winning round.
You can do it!
You're fast!
Can you do it?
It can't be helped.
Can you do it one more time, Izutsu?
I'll let you do it.
Please set a better record.
If you can do it faster than 22 seconds.
We'll cooperate and go home.
That's interesting.
Let's go. Izutsu's face-to-face forward race.
Start!
Izutsu, you can do it!
I'm out of energy.
You can do it!
You're fast!
Time's up!
The record is 16 seconds!
It's three times faster than before!
You're not human anymore!
You're stupid!
You're human!
You're fast! You're super fast!
This is Izutsu's power!
Izutsu can do it!
Izutsu has set a new record of 16 seconds.
Izutsu is the winner!
So, this time's "vs. Izuchi" was "Mambo Doll" and "Diamond North Star" series.
How was it, everyone?
It was fun!
Oh, Izuchi-san, you have an announcement, don't you?
Izuchi-san, you have an announcement, don't you?
Finally, FIFA fair deletion tap "South Africa 2009" has opened.
"Fuji TV Next" and "Fuji TV On" will broadcast all 16 matches live on this tournament.
Don't miss it!
Is it OK?
Yes!
So, this was "vs. Izuchi"!
Thank you!
It's a big deal for a TV show.
But you were reading all of it, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
There are about 1,000 of them in Corona.
Really?
Yes, there are.
That's amazing.
VHS is totally fake, isn't it?
It's not fake.
It's not fake?
Who would hide something like this?
That's true.
Who would hide something like this?
No one can communicate like this.
I've seen a lot of things like this.
I want you to hide something like this.
I've been feeling the same thing lately, so I've been communicating with you.
I'm getting better at sending emails.
Really?
Why?
I'm sure you smell the same.
What do you smell like?
I'm doing my best not to do this.
That's true.
You've come this far.
That's true.
That's all for today.
I'm Izu of VHS.
Goodbye!
Goodbye! Thank you for coming!