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Yazoa-san, I want to know more about idol groups. Can you tell me about them?
Okay, I'll introduce idol groups right away.
Idol groups have a lot of kind staff members.
Look at this. Video planner gave us this egg pudding.
It looks so good.
Can I say it?
Thank you.
Next, this one.
Okay.
This one is from Bakarizumu Masuno-san's mother.
Oh, it's from your mother.
Thank you.
And the last one is from Kawamura Yui-chan.
Eel bowl?
Eel bowl.
I'll do my best, I'll do my best, hey!
I'll run through the sky and believe my heart will shine.
I'll run through the sky and believe my heart will smile.
I'll chase my dream of love and fly away like a fairy in my memories.
Idling!
It's starting now. I'm MC of Idling! I'm Mako. Nice to meet you.
I'm announcer Morino Koyaka. Nice to meet you.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
and we want them to become one of us.
It's a program for 7 seasons.
And we broadcast every weekday at 2:33 pm.
Let me introduce you. It's Idling!
Let me introduce you. Today's theme is...
First of all, Tachibana!
Idling No. 19 is Tachibana Erika.
I see.
Idling No. 20 is Okawai.
Idling No. 30 is Endo Omai.
Idling No. 31 is Endo Omai.
Endo Omai!
You say it often!
Idling No. 36 is Tachibana Erika.
Idling No. 37 is Tachibana Erika.
That's Akira Nakawa!
Idling No. 39 is Okawai Erika.
Idling No. 12 is Kawamura Yui.
I see.
Idling No. 12 is Okikuchi Ami.
This is it.
What's that?
Idling No. 17 is Mieki Tomi.
Let's have some fun with these nine girls!
When I flap my wings and fly away,
the heart I believe in is the light.
The light between you and me.
Do you know the word "narcissist"?
Narcissus, a beautiful young man who appears in Greek mythology.
As a sin of rejecting a beautiful fairy's love,
he was cursed to love himself reflected in a puddle of water.
And he couldn't let go of his feelings forever,
and one day he became a water lily.
A man who loved himself too much.
To give you a hint of the tragedy of Narcissus,
the men who loved themselves too much came up with a quiz.
Well then, let's begin.
Quiz!
Narsis's Determination
Morimotsu-san, do you like narcissistic men?
Of course, I love them!
I did it!
Well, it doesn't matter how narcissistic narcissists are,
but for narcissists, their determination will always lead them to something.
I think it's quite difficult.
Narcissists have their own world.
I think it's quite difficult.
Noticing their determination as soon as possible is important for improving human relations in the entertainment world.
Everyone, do your best!
Let's start with practice questions.
Look at this picture.
This is Nishida-san of AD.
What should I hide?
Nishida-san is also quite a narcissist.
I didn't know!
When I first met you, I thought you were a narcissist.
What do you mean "narcissist"?
When I first met you, I thought you were 85% narcissist.
This is a picture before Nishida-san became a narcissist,
but after Nishida-san became a narcissist, she returned to her best state.
This is a picture of her before becoming a narcissist.
What do you think of this?
She looks like she hasn't changed much.
However, Nishida-san is quite particular about her appearance.
I think...
Nishida-san always wears a hat,
so when she takes it off, she might be concerned about her hairstyle.
What do you think of that?
The answer is...
First of all, she cut her beard a little.
"It's refreshing, isn't it?" she said.
Second of all, she reduced the volume of her hair behind her ear.
It might be slightly different when you look at it up close.
It doesn't matter how you look at it from the outside.
It doesn't matter how you look at it from the outside, but it's very important for her.
Her beauty is cool.
You'll notice it, Nishida-san.
I'd like you to guess what she's particular about.
Then, let's begin.
The first one to guess is...
I'm his junior.
Is that so?
He is Yamagami of Studio VE.
Actually, he came here because he was deceived.
Oh, is that so? Didn't you know about it?
He was deceived by his senior.
But people around you seem to think so.
No.
You seem to be quite...
You seem to be quite particular about it, don't you?
No, no. I'm just an ordinary narcissist.
I see.
Don't expect too much from me.
I'm just... I'm just a narcissist.
I'm just a narcissist around you.
Then, let's see Yamagami's picture without particular about it.
Oh, here it is.
First of all, it's when you're not particular about anything.
Yes.
Here it is.
I see.
This is when you're not particular about anything.
Yabai-san, this is when you're not particular about anything, right?
It's a little embarrassing for me to go out like this.
I see.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
It's like you're suddenly feeling shy.
From my point of view, I think it's the best.
It's perfect, isn't it?
It's just a state you can't forgive even if you're serious about it.
It's embarrassing.
Now, everyone, please remember this.
This particular state of mind.
This is before, right?
Yes.
Now, let's go to the bathroom and look at a picture of Yamagami-san, who was in his best condition last time.
Here it is.
Yes!
Now, how is it?
Narsis, open!
What is it?!
Is it a particular point?
There are two points.
Two?!
Yamagami-san, this is a pretty big point.
I want this to be my wallpaper at home.
Is it settled now?
Yes, it's settled.
Have you found it?
Miyake-san, have you found it already?
Yes, it's fine.
It's fine?
Can I ask you something?
Hint!
Did you use scissors?
No, no, no, we didn't use scissors.
What?! No way!
We cut it ourselves.
What?! What?!
Two?!
Eh?! Eh?!
Is everyone fine with it?
Yamagami-san, what is the point you usually pay attention to?
Ah, I see.
Is it okay to say that?
It's quite a hint, isn't it?
Cleanliness.
Cleanliness! Ah, it's become quite a hint!
So, what you said earlier was quite unscientific.
Unscientific.
It was unscientific.
From the face.
Hint! It's not only in the face!
Think about all of these pictures.
Look from end to end.
If you think about it, there might be some differences.
That's Yamagami's narcissism.
Shinting time is over!
Please go back to your positions.
Everyone, please go back to your positions.
Mr. Yamagami, how old are you now?
I'm 28 years old.
28 years old.
How many years have you been working?
I've been working for 7 years now.
7 years!
Do you have a girlfriend?
My girlfriend is in a long-distance relationship.
In a long-distance relationship?
How many years has it been?
It's only been one year.
Only one year?
Yes.
What do you think you like about Mr. Yamagami?
I don't think I like everything about him.
That's true.
You're just going out with him.
Mr. Yamagami, what do you think you like about him?
Let's see...
You're just going out with him.
I like everything about him.
Recently, you bought a house for your girlfriend.
You're going to get married soon.
I'm going to buy a new house.
Buy a new house!
I'm sorry.
You're a rich man who loves being an idol.
But...
I see.
So you're going to get married soon.
That's right.
What's your girlfriend's name?
Her name is...
What's her name?
Yuki.
I'm going to broadcast this.
Her name is...
Yuki!
Yuki.
By the way, who is your girlfriend's closest type?
Since she's from Kyoto, Su-chan is closest.
She's not here!
She's not here.
Alright!
Are you ready?
Open your answers!
First, Tachibana-san.
Yes?
You have a mustache in the middle of your face.
You can do that?
The side of my face is like this.
It's like this?
It's like this.
By the way...
I have a mustache that's attached to my lower lip.
Yes, yes, yes.
I have a mustache that's attached to my lower lip.
I see.
And you have a folded collar.
I have a folded collar.
It's a little off here.
Yes, it's a little off here.
I see.
You're putting your eyes in a good place.
I see.
Okawa-san.
Yes?
You widened your eyes.
I widened my eyes.
I see.
You opened your forehead a little more.
I opened my forehead a little more.
Yes.
And you held back your wings.
I do that a lot.
And you put a little bit of hair down here.
You set it up like that.
And Endo-san.
Yes?
You removed the garbage from your clothes.
And you removed the oil.
They were basically subtracted.
That's right.
I removed the unnecessary parts from my clothes.
I see.
So that's the tip for you.
Yes.
And Sonoka-san.
Yes?
I'm wearing one on your ear.
You're wearing only the inside of it and it gives you a nice clean feeling.
After that, I close my mouth and let it out a little.
You closed your mouth? Oh, you said your mouth was open earlier.
I said "kagari" and let it out a little.
I see. You closed your mouth tightly.
And now, Yazoda-san, you took off your shoulders' dust.
Oh, it was still on your shoulders. What do you think about it?
I don't hate dancers.
Oh, you don't?
I don't hate them and I want them to notice me.
I see.
I want them to notice me. Everything.
When Yazoda-san is conscious of other people, sometimes you get irritated.
I want them to notice me.
You curled your hair.
I curled my hair earlier.
You're adding more hair.
What are you saying?
You're cheating.
I want them to notice me.
What's with that character?
You curled your hair a little.
I want them to notice me.
Shut up!
I want them to notice me.
Don't say it again.
And now, Yokoyama-san, you curled one side of your hair.
You curled one side of your hair.
Here, right?
Yes.
You curled one side of your hair.
And you closed your mouth a little.
You all had the same impression, right?
I could see my teeth earlier and now it's lighter.
You're conscious of the camera, right?
Yes.
And Kawamura-san.
When you stretch your bangs, it looks like you're in a soccer club.
Are you particular about your hair?
Are you in a soccer club?
No, I'm in basketball.
He's in basketball.
I thought basketball players must be particular about their hair.
You curled one side of your hair.
And the other one is...
The T-shirt you're wearing now...
Before you wore it, it was pink.
It was pink!
Really?!
You used to wear pink.
Yes, it was white.
It said "pink" on the white T-shirt.
Isn't it now?
No!
You're saying the same thing!
No, it's not!
It was actually pink.
It starts with "i", right?
Really?
The T-shirt you're wearing now starts with "p".
You were in a hurry to take a picture, so you changed your clothes.
You changed your clothes!
That's amazing!
It would be amazing if you got it right!
That's amazing!
And you, Ms. King.
I'm very confident about this.
In the "before" picture, you're wearing a necklace, but you're not in the picture.
And in the "after" picture...
The picture of this flip is a little small.
Huh?
As far as I remember, you're wearing a necklace with your girlfriend.
That's why I want you to see it.
Here!
I'm asking you to take a picture of me up to my shoulder.
I see!
That's actually a matching necklace with your girlfriend.
And you want me to see it in the picture?
That's what I think!
And you want me to show you my ears?
Yes, I want you to show me my ears.
I think narcissists have subtle differences.
That's right!
I didn't know much about it, but I somehow managed to do it.
I see!
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
Why are you doing this to me?!
I want you to notice it!
What kind of character is that?!
I don't know! I don't know what you're aiming for!
I don't know the rules of that joke!
I don't know why you're saying that!
Let's praise...
narcissists!
As a side note, I can see your eyes from your bangs.
Oh, I see!
I think narcissists like their own faces the most.
I think I saw it in your eyes earlier.
I want you to show me more of your face.
I'll try to show you my eyes.
I didn't know about the other one, but you said it's not just about your face.
You said you like cleanliness.
I like your necklace chain.
So I changed it.
You changed it for a better one?
I changed it for a better one.
You are so detailed.
Do you know the answer, Yamagami-san?
Please tell us the answer.
Let's look at the first one.
The first one.
She raised her hair and put out her ears.
At this point, Tomoka-san and Yokoyama-san.
And she raised her ears.
She raised her hair and put out her ears.
Higuchi-san, you are correct.
And the second one.
She turned her necklace upside down.
I see.
It was the opposite of "g".
She didn't like it.
So she turned it upside down when she was taking a picture.
This is the best condition.
She didn't like it when she was taking a picture.
She didn't care about it.
So it said "necklace".
But it didn't say "g".
So you have one point each.
Yokoyama-san, Higuchi-san and Tomoka-san.
You are correct.
Thank you very much, Yamagami-san.
Good luck!
Narcissus!
Next one, Narcissus!
Go ahead!
Here it is!
Narcissus is sweaty.
Mr. Yamagami is no longer a thing.
It's 400 Giga Narcissus.
Now, before you take a picture...
Let's have you look at the picture before you answer.
Now, please look carefully.
Now, this is the usual text.
Mr. Lemot, you don't agree with this, do you?
That's right.
Because it was taken suddenly.
Oh, it was taken suddenly?
Wait a minute!
Don't take a picture!
Wait a minute!
Now, did you like it?
Did you like it?
Yes!
It's good, isn't it?
Now, after this, we'll go to the bathroom...
And we'll have you in your best condition...
Narcissus is fully open!
Wow!
You get a different answer, right?
This is different.
Alright, everyone.
Your Q&A session is over.
Alright, please write down.
Yes, I know!
Narcissus is fully open!
Alright, everyone!
Please come over here and write down your answers!
Alright, everyone!
At the moment, are you in a long distance relationship?
Not... at all...
What research was this?
I'm currently in my 21st year...
You're already in your first year.
Have you ever had a girlfriend before?
Yes, I have.
You have?
Yes, I have.
Really? Are you lying?
I'm not lying. I had one when I was in high school.
You had one when you were in high school?
Don't boast about it!
I see. So you're single now?
Yes, I'm single.
What kind of girls do you like?
Well...
I like girls who can pull me up.
I see.
But I don't dislike being slapped.
You don't dislike being slapped.
Of course, I like being slapped.
You just declared that you are S, not M.
Are you stupid?
I didn't ask you that much.
OK, here is the answer.
Let's check it out.
OK, everyone, open it up.
OK.
Show your underwear and eye parts.
Eye parts.
And wear a green shirt with your hair up.
Show your center part and eye parts.
Here is the answer.
Here is the answer?
Here is the answer.
First of all...
Move your hair to the right.
Everyone got it right!
What did you write?
Everyone has a different T-shirt.
Everyone got it right!
Wow!
Does that mean you're all better now?
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Tomo.
Let's continue.
Lastly...
Lastly, it's me.
Let's see Masuno's performance.
I got it all of a sudden.
Look at me, everyone.
Are you ready?
Not at all.
I think you'll know in one shot.
Are you ready?
Hurry up and hide it!
Let's see Masuno's best performance.
After!
There are three places.
Let's see where he was particular about.
Everyone, go back to your seats.
He didn't look at the camera.
That's right.
I'll give you a hint.
What is it?
I'll give you a hint.
It's an announcement.
From 11 p.m. today,
we will broadcast "Take-chan's Unexpected Smile".
Please watch it!
I'm sure you know the answer.
Please watch it on-demand!
Goodbye!
Wait...
This picture looks like "Hanryu Star".
This angle from above is good.
It's good, right?
This is crazy.
This makes you look like you're popular.
Okay, everyone, are you ready?
Wait a minute.
There are three points.
Okay...
Oh, Yazawa-san and others are writing already.
Masuo-san has been watching for about three years.
Do you know it?
I see.
Okay.
Everyone knows it, right?
Okay, it's over!
Everyone knows it, right?
Okay, one, two...
Open!
Chin line!
I made my chin line 45 degrees thinner.
And I made my hair thinner by separating it.
You made it thinner.
And you showed me your ears.
And I showed you my ears.
And I made my chin line more beautiful.
What do you mean by "your chin line is beautiful"?
Does it mean you shaved your chin?
No!
It's like a round-faced person is a little bit shy.
I see!
It's not facing you, but by making it face you.
I see!
Then, I dated a girl and finally showed you this state.
Okay!
And Okawa-san.
Okay.
I separated my hair.
I separated my face angle and ears.
Didn't you separate it earlier?
I don't think I did.
I see!
And Endo-san.
Your bangs.
Yes, my bangs.
Before and after.
Don't you have thin bangs?
Yes, my bangs are like this.
I made it thinner and darker.
And I turned it sideways and showed you my favorite angle.
You said "this is my favorite angle"?
I think so.
I see.
But you all did the same thing.
Your bangs!
You all have bangs!
Yes, I have bangs.
Oh...
They smell and laugh...
Mashimo-san, you have your own unpleasant smell.
I don't like it!
That's not it!
I know it's different from before, but what is Masudo- san's unique grinning and laughing face like?
There's something only Masudo-san can do, right?
I see.
What is it? Is it something different?
Is it something different?
Yes.
This part of the tie is a little loose.
It's the same!
It's a little loose?
It's the same, it's the same!
I feel like it's a little loose.
I see.
Yazawa-san, what is "hanage"?
Before that, it was "hanage".
But now it's "hanage".
Yes.
It's not in the best condition, right?
I know it.
You know it?
I saw it.
You saw "hanage"?
I saw "hanage".
Is it a joke? Or did you really see it?
I think I saw it.
Yazawa-san, you saw "hanage"?
I saw it.
What do you mean you saw it?
Who?
I think I saw it.
This guy is annoying.
The others are basically the same, right?
I understand.
Yes.
This is understandable.
The first one is...
You trimmed your eyebrows.
You trimmed your eyebrows with a brush.
It's your own answer.
Next is...
You pulled out your nose hair.
See!
Amazing!
You should have answered normally.
You said it with a funny face, so we didn't know which one it was.
But it's correct, Yazawa-san.
Amazing!
Now, for the third one...
Do you know it?
You shook your hair.
Second dimension!
I'm going to take a picture.
And you wrote a lot of things!
I didn't write anything!
If you look at me from this angle, this is what I look like!
You're deceiving me!
Okay, everyone! Please take a seat.
So, we have three guests today.
Yamagami-san, Uematsu-san and me.
What do you think?
Uematsu-san's hairstyle is too messy!
It's too messy!
I've been busy today!
I'm sorry!
I've been busy!
Actually, it's not good for me to have messy hair.
I'm sorry!
Actually, I used to be an idol costume designer.
But now I'm a handsome assistant!
I didn't have much time!
I came here for this!
But you missed it!
I'm so nervous!
You were here before me!
That's right!
I was here, too!
It's been a while, so I'm nervous! Nice to meet you!
I'm going to say a lot of things!
Please say what you want to say!
I'm going to do my best today!
I heard you took a break from work!
What kind of cold staff are you?
But I'm not going to do this quiz!
We don't have much time!
I'm sorry!
Thank you for coming!
By the way!
What is your favorite point?
What is your most particular point?
Well, it's that.
My lips, Uro-san, my lips.
Thank you very much!
Hamada-san, you were out of breath.
You were so careless!
Ah, I can't do it anymore.
Yes!
So, Hamada-san, thank you very much!
And also, Mitsu-san and Mago-san, thank you very much!
And with that, that's all!
What...
What!
Quiz!
Narsis's particularity!