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Um, I've always wanted to ask you this.
Is Ponchi-san hungry?
No, I'm not hungry at all.
Um, I don't have love, but people around me ask me that a lot.
Yeah, there's no such rumor at all.
No, but people ask me that a lot. Are you hungry?
I'm not hungry at all. It's not like that at all.
Really?
It's not like that at all. It's not like that at all.
You're hungry, aren't you?
I'm not hungry at all. It's normal, normal, white white.
You're hungry, aren't you?
No, not at all.
No, but you're hungry...
I said I'm not hungry!
Nicoyo niji wo oikakete
Hayai kaze ga matsu
to the field
Running through the sky of baby beam
My believing heart laughs
to the field
Running through the sky of baby beam
My believing heart laughs
It's like we're always together even if we're apart
my best friend
alone time
Softly support me with your heart
all the cherry colors
beyond shining time
After all, girls are full power
Let's go, chasing the sun.
A fast wind is blowing past my right hand.
I'll run through the ladies' sky.
I have a heart of trust.
I chase after the night and day.
To the field where a fast wind waits for me.
I run through the navy blue sky.
I have a heart of trust.
I chase after the dream of summer.
On the hill of cherry blossoms.
When I flap my wings of memories and fly away.
I have a heart of trust.
You and me, our light.
Our song begins from here.
Idling!
Now, let's start Idling! MC's Bakarizumu! Day!
Thank you for having me.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers,
to become one of them.
Yes, and this program is broadcasted every Tuesday at 2.33 pm.
Let me introduce you, it's Idling!
Now, let's start Idling!
Ready Go! Chase your dream
Cherry blossoms on that hill
When you flap your wings as ready
The heart you always believe in is your light
You and me, our light
Idling Brand New Song "Baby Blue"
Idling Mobile is now broadcasted.
Vs. Izutsu!
Now, we just finished this program,
but that program got a good reputation,
and became a big hit!
For those of you who have never seen it,
Vs. Izutsu?
Who is Izutsu?
Some of you may say like that,
so let me introduce you right now!
This is Izutsu!
- Thank you for your kindness. - Thank you for your kindness.
If you didn't change your clothes, I thought you took it on the same day.
No, it's not!
It's not the same day for 20 days!
Thank you for your kindness, Yusuke-san.
I thought it was the same day for all of you.
Everyone, do you know what Izuchi-san is doing in IDOLiNG?
Writer-san.
Writer-san. What does writer-san do specifically, Honchi-san?
Who reads scripts?
She's not a reader!
Then isn't she also a writer-san?
She's not! She's a writer-san who comes up with various ideas for IDOLiNG.
Writer-san comes up with ideas for IDOLiNG.
Izuchi-san comes up with ideas for IDOLiNG.
That's VS Izuchi-san.
Writer-san only comes up with ideas.
She can't come up with something like this herself.
It's a revolutionary corner.
Izuchi-san, you've come up with a lot of ideas, right?
Yes.
How many are there in total?
About a thousand.
There are about a thousand.
Among them, we've also prepared this.
Last time it was an air roulette, but this time we've prepared it properly.
Look, it's wireless.
It's wireless.
It's Wi-Fi communication.
Let's go!
Izuchi-roulette, start!
What will it be?
It's a bamboo game!
Legendary bamboo game doll!
This is the famous bamboo game doll.
This is a bamboo game doll.
If you make the doll vibrate in various ways for a limited time of 30 seconds or less,
the person who gets the highest bamboo game number will win.
Even if it's just a normal bamboo game...
you have to put it on your body and shake it like you put it on a doll, right Inuchi-san?
That's right.
Inuchi-san is not good at communicating.
And this time as well, we will have Inuchi-san compete with us.
It's been a while since a doll and Inuchi-san have competed.
Rapport's food incident
Please do your best!
Should I eat that? Should I eat this?
Alright!
First, let's have Inuchi-san, who is the pioneer of this bamboo game doll, to try it out.
First, let's see if you can reset it.
I've seen Inuchi-san do it before.
That's right.
But Inuchi-san might do it differently.
She might have practiced it before.
Alright, let's go!
Inuchi-san's bamboo game doll...
Start!
I'm scared!
She's a style driver!
That's wonderful!
Oh, the mask! The mask!
The mask!
The mask! Inuchi-san's mask!
Inuchi-san's mask!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
Start!
Izuchi-san, you don't look like you're close.
As expected of you.
Izuchi-san, this is your second grade.
As expected of you.
Alright, the record is 55!
As expected of the pioneer.
Alright, let's have the idols challenge themselves.
First up is Kaamura-san.
Yes! Thank you!
Thank you!
Last time, I saw you in the front row, so I wanted you to come out!
Oh, you didn't come out last time.
That's right.
You were left behind.
Yes.
I see.
Also, please take a look at this.
I've also made my socks black and white.
Oh, I know!
Last time, I tried my best to show you my individuality.
You don't have to say it!
I'm improving, so I'll do my best!
So you have enthusiasm for this, right?
Yes, I do!
Alright!
Do your best!
Let's go!
Kaamura-san's doll walker...
Start!
It's surprisingly stable!
It's stable!
It's surprisingly stable!
Oh, it looks like it's going to break!
It's like a fish!
It's a fish!
It's coming off!
It came off!
It's not moving!
It's not moving at all!
Just your neck! Just your neck!
Just your neck!
Move your neck! Move your neck!
Wait! Wait!
Move your neck! Move your neck!
Wait! Wait!
One, two, three!
Time's up!
Wait!
Hey, Kamura-san!
You were only moving your neck violently!
I'm sorry. If you're human, I'm sorry.
Give me back my hand!
I'm really sorry.
Okay, let's look at the record. The record is...
21 steps!
Yay!
Even though you were only moving your neck violently...
I was going to move my neck violently, but...
Izuki-san is really difficult.
Izuki-san is amazing, isn't she?
Izuki-san is still hot-tempered here.
She's still hot-tempered.
She still has feelings for him.
Okay, let's move on.
Kikuchi-san!
I want to see Izu-san lose.
I won't take off my mask, though.
Okay, let's start Kikuchi-san's one-two game show.
Is that okay?
Okay, start!
It's okay! It's okay!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
Your fingers! Your fingers!
Kikuchi-san! Can you do that with your face?
Are you an idol show?
I'm sorry!
However!
The record is...
58!
I did it!
I'm sorry!
So, in this match, the idol group wins!
As expected of you!
Thank you!
Izu-san, you look a little sad.
Am I sad?
No, you're not sad!
It was surprisingly exciting.
Okay, let's move on!
I'd like to decide the next match.
One-two roulette...
Start!
Eyes to store!
Sharon Stone Roulette (carry)
What is it?
Can we do it? Can we do it?
What is it?
I've never heard of it.
I don't know. I've never heard of it.
Sharon Stone Roulette is...
Please look at it.
Five people sit in a row on this chair.
There is a cat doll here.
Put this doll on your knee.
And without using your hands, just change your legs and pass it to the person next to you.
What is it?
I want to do it at home.
Don't say you'll do it at home.
And when you get to the fifth person, you fold it back and return it.
When you get back to the start, it's a goal.
It's a doll relay race.
What is this "Sharon Stone Roulette (carry)"?
Look at my ice smile.
Ice smile.
Everyone, when you get home, please look at my ice smile.
"Is it this?" I think.
I thought it was me.
Yes.
First of all, I'd like you to show me your skills.
This is a group race.
So...
Shall we participate?
Yes.
But we still don't have enough people.
What should we do?
Then, since we're here...
The usual...
The usual AD.
Let's do it.
Mister, you're really going to show your face now, aren't you?
This is pretty crazy.
Yes.
Now...
The fifth person will just put the doll on their knees and struggle.
Team "Is It?"
Now, shall we go?
Now, let's go!
Team "Is It?"'s "Sharon Stone Roulette (carry)" starts!
What's going on?!
Go back to where you left off.
And now, it's time to fold.
Oh, you're pretty good!
Oh, you're doing well! You're doing well! You're doing well!
You're doing well!
And...
Goal!
The record...
For now...
21.23 seconds!
We did it!
We were so close to breaking the record!
Yeah, we were so close.
Now!
Will IDLING be able to break this record?
Let's have them try it out!
From IDLING...
Kawamura-san, Sakai-san, Tachibana-san, Ooka-san, Hashimoto-san!
Yes!
Isn't this a continuous challenge?
This is...
Do your best!
This is...
I think you'll know when you put it on...
Yes, yes.
After all...
I think the thicker one has an advantage.
The one with thicker legs?
That's right!
So...
Who has an advantage, then?
Who has an advantage?
Manager-san, I'm sorry!
Come on!
Kawamura-san also has thicker legs, right?
Yes!
I understand!
Now, then...
What is it?
Before you do it, don't bend over!
Let's go!
IDLING team's first goal!
Go for it! Go for it!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Go for it! Go for it!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
It'll hit, won't it? It'll hit, won't it?
Yes, it will!
Go for it! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Go for it! Go for it! Hurry up!
Do your best!
Come on up!
Hold it. Put your legs together.
Put your legs together.
That's right! That's right!
Shiro!
You can do it!
Go! Go!
Is this a game?
Go! Go!
Go!
Yes!
Now, let's look at the record!
The record is...
36 seconds!
Yes!
But you know...
You were the first one to pull me, weren't you?
That's right!
You were so enthusiastic at first...
Even if you have thin legs, don't pull other people's legs!
Don't pull other girls' thin legs!
So, the winner of this game is...
Team Izu!
Please practice hard for next time!
Will we be able to do this again next time?
Maybe we will!
After we finish playing roulette!
Now, what is the next project?
Let's go!
Izu-tsu Roulette...
Start!
I've never done this before!
Stop!
Chair and Desk Super!
Correct!
Chair and Desk Super!
As you know...
The chair and desk...
Go over there...
To the desk...
And sit on a chair with a caster...
And from behind...
The members push it!
And...
Over there...
On the desk...
A spot!
If you can sit on it...
You will get a prize written on the desk!
Moreover, since this is a super project...
The desk has changed from a classroom desk to an office desk!
In addition, since it's a super project, we've prepared obstacles as well!
That's right!
It looks scary!
It's exactly like an office!
Now, by the way...
Well, it has nothing to do with those of you who watch TV...
From now on, it's completely business communication...
Last time, when we played this game...
I think the idol group members did their best in their own way!
However...
Our immature staff...
Didn't agree with how they did their best...
And after you guys finished, they said various things...
About that...
I think the staff said too much...
I think I didn't explain enough...
I'm reflecting on myself...
But I don't have the courage to say it directly...
So I will report it now!
Is that okay?
Please use your heart!
Thank you!
Well, it's for making it a better show, right?
Yes! That's right! I'm sorry!
It looks like you're in a hurry...
But you're putting a lot of effort into it, right?
Yes!
From now on, I hope you'll make it a better show!
I don't know why I'm saying this...
I don't know what I'm following...
Now, let's go!
Let's change the switch!
Yes!
It's a chain desk!
The idol group can do 3 challenges...
Who will go first?
Me!
Oh, it's Honchin-san and Sakai-san!
It's out! "fma"!
"fma"!
I'll do my best!
Thank you!
It's dangerous. Anyway, it was too dangerous.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Huh?
You're surprisingly slow.
Help me, Sakai-chan!
Now, Sakai-san!
Yes!
In the meantime, let's ask Sakai-san!
Yes!
How many points will you aim for this time? 100 points, 50 points, 30 points, 10 points?
What is it? But if you look at the previous one, everyone was pretty good, right?
That's right. It may be better to definitely get points than to win unexpectedly.
This time, I thought I'd just earn points steadily.
I see.
And in the end, I thought I'd ask everyone to do their best.
As a result of the shooting meeting with Honchi...
30?
30 points!
I understand.
I'll do it.
30 points. Honchi-san, you haven't done it yet!
I'm sorry!
Yes!
This? This?
Yes!
If you think it's okay, you don't have to wear it.
No, it's okay!
Okay! Yes!
One or two plates on your knee.
It hurts!
Yes!
Sakachi, it's a game!
Right? I understand!
Now, is it okay?
Yes!
If you're aiming for 30 points, you should go from this side, right?
Yes!
Then, let's go!
Sakai-san's chair and desk!
It's 30, right?
30!
Let's go!
Start!
Do your best!
Ah!
Wait!
Honchi-san!
Wait!
It's surprisingly difficult!
Just now, you were trying to do it like this, but...
I was trying to do it like this, but I fell!
Ah, it's okay!
Yes! With that, your score is 0 points!
0 points!
Ah, shock!
Now! Next!
Who will do the challenge?
Yes!
Oh!
I'll do it!
Perfect equipment!
Nagano-san and Hashimoto-san, right?
Yes! Then, please stand by!
Yes!
I'll do it!
Yes!
Now, Hashimoto-san!
Yes!
How many points will you aim for?
How many points?
Well...
Three...
Fifty points!
Fifty points! Oh!
You're doing your best!
Then, I'll give you fifty yen later!
You're doing your best!
Now, let's begin!
Hashimoto-san's Chairing Desk!
Yes!
Oh!
It went in!
Wow!
It went in!
At the end, it went in like...
Like this!
If you had rotated it, it might have gone in.
Wow!
But, you aimed well!
Wow!
It was wonderful!
It was fun!
Yes! So...
This pair is...
Zero points!
Oh!
It's difficult!
Now, it's the last one!
Who will go last?
Yes!
Yes! It's Ogawa-san and Tajimana-san's pair!
Yes!
Now!
Now! Now!
Well...
No one has gotten points yet!
That's right!
That's not good!
What should we do?
Here...
Yes!
Eh? Eh?
How many points will you get?
Thirty?
Fifty!
Fifty is quite difficult!
There are obstacles!
Please be careful!
Yes! I can do it!
Now, let's begin!
I can do it! I can do it!
Tajimana-san's Chairing Desk!
Start!
Alright!
Here!
Ah! Wait! Wait!
A little more! A little more!
Hey! No one can get a point!
Hey! Can someone say it one more time?
Yes!
Then, especially for Kiguchi-san and Miyake-san, shall we go?
We'll do our best! We'll do our best!
We'll do our best!
Now...
Everyone, please look at it properly!
Please look at it!
Hey, please show it to them!
Look at it, really!
How many points do you want?
I'm a little scared of the net, though...
No! Leave it to me! Leave it to me!
How many? How many points do you want?
How many points do you want?
Shin! Shin-chan, this!
One hundred points!
It's okay, Shin-chan! You don't need this!
No, that's...
Really?!
What are you trying to crush?!
Sakuma-san, you're going to cut me off again...
No, no, no!
Ah, one hundred points, okay?!
One hundred points!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Kiguchi-san's chair and desk!
Do your best!
Okay, start!
Go!
You're too strong!
One hundred points!
Ah, isn't that good?!
Ah, but...
Kojide! Kojide! Kojide!
Kojide!
You did it!
You did it! You did it!
You did it!
If you had aimed for one hundred points like that, you probably wouldn't have been able to do it, right?
Yes!
Kojide Miyake-san did a good job.
You did it!
Now, with that...
You did it!
Yes!
Eh...
The idol league team has gained fifty points, so...
Eh...
Then...
Who will push it?
Then, since we're here, I'll push it.
Yes...
If you don't aim for fifty points or more, it's a bit...
That's right, but if you want to win, you only have one hundred points, right?
If you want to win, you only have one hundred points, right?
Yes, understood.
Are you okay?
I'll aim for one hundred points.
Yes.
It tends to bend in the middle, right?
Yes, it does.
So...
After you ride it and balance it, it's Izutsu- san's turn, right?
Yes.
After that, it's Izutsu-san's turn.
I'll leave it to you.
Understood. Then...
This leg seems like it has a point.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes! Let's go!
Then, please.
Izutsu-san's "Ja-in-desu-ku".
Ah, I see.
Then, first...
Ah!
The woman...
Ah!
The woman...
Ah!
Until now...
I wanted to aim for one hundred points.
If I were to put on my woman's clothes...
You're really dangerous!
Dangerous!
If I were to put on my woman's clothes...
Izutsu-san, I'm sorry.
If I were to put on my woman's clothes, there wouldn't be a place like this.
It's okay.
Hahaha!
Izutsu-san!
Because of my mask, I can't see your reaction at all.
Let's go one more time!
One more time!
Yes. It's almost time.
Let's go one more time!
Ah!
Let's go one more time!
Here we go!
Please, Inuchi-san's "they're in desk"!
You can take it out.
Isn't it already in?
It's in! It's in!
I'm so happy!
Inuchi-san wins!
Please, Inuchi-san's "they're in desk"!
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Thank you!
I did it!
Amazing!
Well done!
Amazing!
You did it!
I was so happy!
I was so happy that I was able to put in all of my jokes and success!
You did it!
I was so happy!
It was just right for you!
It was just right for me!
It was wonderful!
It was a pleasant recording today!
It's only the first one!
Everyone, how did you like it?
Didn't you all have a lot of fun?
We had a lot of fun!
Yuzuki-san is still talking!
Don't say that, Yuzuki-san!
Yuzuki-san is the main character!
It was fun!
There are 1,000 of them, right?
There are 1,000 of them?
I want to play with it!
It's just a roulette!
Yes, I accidentally pressed it!
How about the first show we did today?
It was wonderful!
What was the background music?
It was Sharon Stone's music!
Ah, I see!
They thought we were being tricked!
Not negative meaning, but positive meaning.
It's sexy.
I see.
I think we will have this next time.
I see.
At least change your costume.
People will think we recorded it on the same day.
That's all for today.
This is VS Izutsu.