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You're young.
I'm 12 years old.
You're young.
When we joined, we were second or third from the bottom.
We were like kids.
We're middle schoolers now.
You're an old lady.
I'm an old lady.
When I was 12 years old, I only joined the club until my ankles were about my ankles.
What's that?
I wasn't the most advanced.
When I was about 12 years old, I was like a shortbread boy.
You were like a shortbread boy who came out of Pokemon.
I was desperate for Pokemon.
I wasn't interested in fashion at all.
You were like a shortbread boy in a T-shirt.
You're right.
You were sunburned.
Girls these days are amazing.
But since I fell in love
Why do people fall in love?
Ideals and heart-attractions
Are more real in this world
But I ran away and did it
Renewal of concerns
Is it strange?
Is it childish?
Is it stupid?
Is it charming?
Until it's gone
Shall we make it a little more meaningful?
Do you love me?
For now, I love you only
The most in the world
Even though I don't know tomorrow
Yeah!
I definitely love you
That's right, I'll do my best
I'm getting brave
Ideals and heart-attractions
Are more real in this world
But girls live by feeling
Cosmetics are in fashion this year
I have to catch up and catch up
Guys, hurry up and model
Even if you're late
It's strange, isn't it?
Even though I don't have it
Do you love me?
For now, I love you only
Do you love me?
For now, I love you only
The most in the world
Even though I don't know tomorrow
You don't have to remember what I said yesterday
But remember what's important, okay?
Love & Love, Feeling You
You can feel it, can't you?
Love & Love, I know
You don't have to think about it
To love me, it's impossible
There's only one reason for you
Love & Love, I know
You don't have to remember what I said yesterday
Idling!
It's really pleasant, isn't it?
It's pleasant, isn't it?
I'm the host of "Idol Game Show" and I'm Masato. Nice to meet you.
This program is for idling girls who are growing up in a new environment as idols
to become one of them.
This program has been broadcasted every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 23 minutes.
Let me introduce you to idling girls!
Today's theme is "Favorite Planet", Ms. Mazendo!
Yes, I'm idling girl Endo Mai.
My favorite planet is Venus!
Yes, I'm idling girl Tomoka Yurika.
My favorite planet is the sun!
I'm idling girl Yoko Yurika.
My favorite planet is Mars!
I knew you'd say that!
I'm the host of "Idol Game Show".
My favorite planet is Earth!
I'm idling girl Yoko Yurika.
My favorite planet is Uranus!
I'm idling girl Tomoka Yurika.
My favorite planet is Venus!
I'm idling girl Endo.
My favorite planet is Saturn!
I'm idling girl Chiyomi Kiyochi.
My favorite planet is Uranus where Yuriko Ogura is!
I'm idling girl Yuka Kawai.
I'm idling girl Tomoka Yurika.
My favorite planet is the moon!
Oh, that's nice!
Okay, let's have a look at today's members!
What is on the other side of the melody?
Fear lurking behind the peaceful days.
And she speaks quietly.
Fansaba Club limited DVD "Monthly Idling May Edition" is on sale for two people in Yokoyama and Asahi on Ohanami.
Also, Yazawa Erika's interview and full of contents are on reservation.
VS is 2!
Oh, Masato-san, "VS", "VS is 2" is...
Have you heard of it?
What are you talking about? I haven't heard of it.
It has nothing to do with anything.
No, it's not like that. It's a complete original.
I've never heard of it.
There's someone called "izutsu-san".
Anyway, let me introduce you.
It's "izutsu-san"!
The real one! The real one is here!
The real one is here! Please come in.
You're busy, aren't you?
Let me introduce you.
It's the real "izutsu-san"!
You don't know this, do you?
I don't know either!
Who is it?
You really don't know?
You're being rude!
It's "izutsu-san", who's an idol singer- songwriter.
You didn't watch the last episode of "end road", did you?
She has a name, "izutsu-san".
She's planning a lot of fun events for you, but you don't even know her name!
Have you become like that, idol singer-songwriter?
I know you're a songwriter, but why is your name "izutsu"?
That's the question, Saito-san.
You asked me a good question.
This time, "izutsu-san" is planning a lot of fun events for you, but you don't even know them!
Do you understand?
Usually, guests and idol singers plan their own events.
But this time, it's different.
Idols and songwriters plan their own events.
This is probably the first time on TV!
You didn't wear anything, did you?
No, I didn't.
The winner of today is...
I'll announce it now.
The winner is...
Rafforton's food voucher!
If Izutsu-san wins, Izutsu-san will get 100,000 yen prize money.
Izutsu-san always comes up with fun ideas.
This time, we'll use a roulette to decide.
Izutsu-san has 1,000 roulettes.
Today, we'll choose a few from those 1,000 roulettes.
Why does Izutsu-san always wear a mask?
It's not like I have a cold or anything like that.
You don't talk, right?
That's right.
My image is...
If you think of me as being more reserved...
If you think of me as an entertainer who doesn't do idol activities...
If I didn't do idol activities, I'd probably be like this.
But! Thinking about it is fun.
Let's use the roulette to decide.
I'll use this air roulette.
Is there an air roulette?
Roulette, start!
Stop!
Manpo-type doll!
It's here! Manpo-type doll!
From the first shot, it's a legendary project!
Thank you very much!
I feel like I've seen this before!
It's not like that!
It's different, it's different!
This is it!
It's a manpokei doll!
There's a special tool for it!
The manpokei on this doll,
can vibrate in various ways,
and within 30 seconds,
the person with the highest manpokei number will win!
For now,
there's an image illustration that Yuzu-chan drew,
which is this!
It's old!
Look at this!
I don't know what number it is,
but it's a funny face!
It looks like Michael!
It's Michael, isn't it?
That's what it is, isn't it Yuzu-san?
Yes, that's right!
Yuzu-san won't say a word,
but she's laughing!
I'm not laughing at all!
Do you understand?
Normally, you'd put it on your body, right?
But instead, you'd put it on the doll and give it to it!
Wow!
Okay, let's get started!
Okay, let's have Yuzu-san show us the tool!
I don't know what it is!
Yes.
Yes, then, Izuchi-san.
Please.
Then, let's go.
Are you ready, Izuchi-san?
Izuchi-san's manpokei doll, start!
Cool!
Rockstar! Rockstar!
Rockstar!
Rockstar! Rockstar!
Rockstar!
Cool!
Izuchi-san, do your best!
Four, three, one...
Yes, it's over!
Wonderful!
Then, let's look at the results first.
Wonderful!
If you do it like that, how many records do you have?
Yes, let's see.
The record is...
Fifty-six!
It's a big record all of a sudden!
While you're doing it, please look at it.
Look at the doll's face.
It's 100 times similar.
Ah, it's amazing!
It's a black heart!
That's what I was talking about.
Then, next, let's have the idols challenge.
Yes!
Endo-san, please challenge with three people.
Four people!
Yes, Endo-san.
Yes!
If you can exceed Izuchi-san's record...
If you can exceed Endo-san's record...
Yes.
Then, are you ready?
Ah, that's right.
Reset it.
I'm sorry, I forgot.
Yes!
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Endo-san's Manpo-type doll, start!
Go! Go, Endo-san!
Go!
He's in!
Go, go, go!
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow!
He did it!
Go!
I want a good one! Ah! Ah! Good! That's good!
I see!
Two! One!
Okay, it's over!
He's amazing!
I see!
By hitting a close place, you can shake it.
Didn't you stretch it out like this at the end?
The record is...
Fifty-two!
So close!
That's right.
If you had said that from the beginning, you might have been able to do it.
Now, let's move on to Mr. Oaker.
Now, are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go.
Mr. Oaker's Mappokei doll, start!
Neck! Neck! Neck!
He got it! He got it! He got it!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
Don't eat it!
It's painful! It's painful!
Don't eat it!
Five! Four! Three! Two! One! Fight!
Okawa-san, you haven't shown us this before, but it looks like you're sleeping in there.
Wow! I'm trying my best!
Now, we can expect a record for this one.
The record is...
59 points!
Wow!
I see, you were able to do everything from the first half of the match to the end of the match.
Let's start with Yusuke-san's "lose" right away.
At this point, it's a win for the idol team, but let's give it up for Morita-san for now.
Yes! I'll do my best!
Next, let's see if you'll use this arm or not.
I don't need it.
No arm?
Yes!
Now, you've set a new record.
If you set a record higher than that, you'll get a report of...
5000 points!
What?! 5000?!
Go for it! Go for it!
Now, let's get started.
Let's get started.
Super Manbokei Dolls, start!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Yes! Yes!
That's it! That's it! That's it!
That's it! That's it!
Ah! She's got it! Two inches!
Yes! She's got it!
Ah, it's breaking down quite a bit, isn't it?
Now, let's see Su-chan's record.
Will she be able to break 59?
48 steps!
Yes, and with that...
It was 48 steps, but...
Before that, A.O.Ka-san's record was 59 steps, so...
This match is the winner of the idol group team!
Wow!
It was surprisingly exciting, wasn't it?
During rehearsal, idol Mimu-san looked like she was very anxious, but...
It was quite fun, wasn't it?
It's not like we're going to shake our mannequins, is it?
It probably won't happen again, is it?
But we don't know until we become famous guests of this era, you know?
That's right.
Yes, that's right.
Izutsu-san is also very calm, isn't she?
Su-chan, how did you like this game?
No, it was fun!
It was fun, wasn't it?
But the mannequins broke down quite a bit...
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Next time, you should draw more faces or something like that, you know?
It would make you look more human, wouldn't it?
Thank you very much!
Now, it's time for a very heated VS Izutsu-san...
To decide the next match!
With this...
The roulette!
With the air roulette, I will...
Let's begin!
Air roulette...
Start!
And...
Stop!
It's a game!
It's out!
What is it?
It's that legendary game that comes from Europe and America!
What? What is it?
Isn't it the one Gin-san brought in?
It's the one Gin-san brought in.
I've never heard of it.
Eh, you don't know it?
We don't know it.
Didn't you play it when you were little?
It's very popular.
Well, this is...
If you look at it you'll know, it's a table tennis table.
It's placed without any movement.
Towards this table tennis table,
in this chair with a caster,
a member will sit in it,
and a member will push it from behind.
You'll push it, right?
And like this,
if you go in smoothly,
you'll receive points written on the table.
You'll receive a notebook and a pencil,
and you'll be able to study properly.
This is the first point, you know.
This is no good!
You won't be able to study with this.
Whether you'll be able to study properly or not is a problem.
It's difficult.
It's a 21st century project.
Is it difficult?
Yes!
With that being said, let's move on, Gin-san, right?
Yes!
You can twist your posture like this,
so you can go into the table.
I see, and you can change directions in the middle.
That's right.
As expected of a writer's concept, you say good things.
I don't know what you're saying because you're a little hot.
I'm a little hot right now.
Then, let's start from the middle!
Let's start from the middle!
First up is Yokoyama-san and Asahi-san!
If you win, you'll get this, right?
Which one?
It's Asahi-san.
Are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm okay.
I'm a little anxious!
Yokoyama-san!
Wait a minute!
Where?
How many times do you aim for it?
Wait a minute!
I'm scared!
Seriously!
I'm scared! Wait!
All of a sudden...
Wait!
Hey, Rurika-san!
Can you move back a little?
Well, you know, you're an active model, so you can't just get injured.
That's right!
Don't just get injured!
Don't get really injured!
Um...
Hey, Ayabu, Izutsu-san is also a little cold right now.
If you get injured with your own idea like that, you won't stand it.
Then...
Let's go, Yokoyama-san!
Chair and desk, start!
Chair!
I'm scared!
No!
Okay, you failed!
Are you okay, Nao?
I'm not okay!
That's scary, isn't it?
Wait a minute!
Yokoyama-san, you didn't get a score just now!
I'm so sorry!
You totally destroyed one model just now!
I'm sorry!
You totally destroyed it!
I didn't even look at it from the beginning!
You totally destroyed it!
That was dangerous!
This isn't a place for you to lecture!
It was fun!
You're the only one who had fun!
Okay!
Yokoyama-san and Ishima got zero points!
Now, it's Chibutsu-san and Nono-san's team's turn!
Yes!
Good luck!
Now, who will sit down?
Johnny will sit down!
What?!
I'll sit down!
If I sit down and everyone goes "ahhh"
Then...
Wait a minute!
If that's the case, I'll sit down too!
I see!
Show us your skills!
Okay!
Where do you want me to sit?
Anywhere is fine!
I'm scared!
Are you having fun?
Notebook and pencil!
Good luck!
Now, let's begin!
Kikuchi-san's chair and desk, start!
50 and 100, two, okay?
What?! Impossible! Impossible!
Leave it to me!
Go!
Oh! That might be good! That might be good!
Go! Go!
No good!
So close!
Hey! What are you doing?!
What was that?!
No, but it's not that fast.
It's good, isn't it?
A little bit faster.
Why?! Why are you trying to aim for two?!
You can't learn from two!
I wasn't trying to crush you because you're not a model or anything.
I didn't mean it like that, but...
But it was close, wasn't it?
It was close!
And with that, there are no points for this team!
Next up is Yatao-san and Honchi-san!
Why?! I really don't like this! Wait!
Really!
It's the last one!
Don't press it!
It might be better if you don't press it as hard as you think.
Really?!
Then be gentle!
Don't press it!
Let's lower it.
Don't press it!
Okay, Yatao-san, please bring a notebook and a pencil.
If you don't have this, you won't be able to study!
But I'm scared! I'm scared!
But I'm scared!
Even an entertainer wouldn't do this kind of thing.
I'll definitely do my best!
Okay, then!
It's weird!
Let's go!
Honchi-san's "chair in desk" start!
Don't press it!
Honchi?
Yatao-san's "chair in desk" start!
That was close!
Yatao-san, are you okay?!
Are you okay?!
Yatao-san's "chair in desk" start!
Are you okay?!
I've learned a lot. Idols don't know what's up when they do things like this.
You're so cool!
You know, I'm in another agency, right?
I wanted to get some points, so I went there.
So, Yatao-san's team also gets zero points.
Hey, Izuchi-san! It's not like that!
How do you feel about your idols' momentum?
I'd like to get five or ten more points.
That's right! Get more points!
It's not about points, it's about mats!
Everyone, listen up! It's up to you whether you want to use this project or not!
Izuchi-san is betting on it!
That's right!
By the way, Izuchi-san's senior artist Akira is in the audience.
One of you is looking down.
She's busy!
Masuno-san, since your idol team has zero points, I'd like you to get some points from Izuchi-san.
That's right! I'd like you to get one point or five points.
One more time!
Huh?
She's not here?!
We'll do it! We'll do it!
Who hasn't done it?
Is everyone doing it?
I want to team up with people from the same agency!
Ah, I see!
Then, Kikuchi-san and Ogawa-san!
I'm weak!
Other agencies!
That's right!
I felt it this time!
I felt it!
If it's another agency, we'll all crush each other!
Kyoho and Rougoku and Senga and Tetsu-san.
Ami-chan and Ai-chan!
We'll ride it! We'll ride it!
I see! And since you're riding it, you can feel it a little, right?
Now, how many points will you bet on?
How many points will you bet on?
Ah, seriously, I don't need a joke or anything like that.
Ah, then...
Let's go for it for real.
Then...
Let's go for it for real.
Then, one hundred.
Huh?!
What's that?!
I'm counting on you!
Okay, let's go!
Okawa-san's chain disc start!
Go for it!
Okay!
Go!
No!
What?!
No!
I had it! I had the desk!
What?!
It's the same! It's the same! It's the same!
I'm asking Izu-san in Korean!
Izu-san, is it okay? Is it okay?
It's not in.
It's not in?!
It's not in!
What a shame!
I want to see Izu-san do it!
I want to see it!
Okay, before that, let's go for the announcement!
Okay, here it is!
Today, at 6:50pm, 2009, J.League, Yamazaki, Nabisco Cup, live broadcast!
Don't miss it!
Okay, last one!
Izu-san is a thoughtful person, so I'll give you a sample!
This is the sample, everyone! Is it okay?
Please look at it!
How many points will you aim for?
I made a mistake! I made a mistake!
I was aiming for 30 points!
30 points was wrong!
30 points was...
30 points! That was close!
That's because you always do things like that in the beginning!
I didn't mean it like that!
You can't do it like this anymore, if you do it like this!
Is it okay, everyone?
But even when you fall down, you don't say "wow", do you?
No, I don't!
No reaction!
That's wonderful!
Well, like this, we would like to continue the project that Izutsu-san came up with with Izutsu- san!
Yes!
It's a bit like a moving party, isn't it?
Thank you!
Please continue to support Izutsu-san!
We still have 1,000 more!
Yes, please continue to support us!
And with that, this has been V.S. Izutsu! Goodbye!