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[Hip-hop Dance Challenge]
Here we go!
Here we have a fresh 3rd generation student.
I haven't talked to you much, but you're good at dancing, aren't you?
Thank you.
You're really good at it.
I used to do hip-hop.
How long did you do it for?
It was about nine months.
What?!
Can you do it while you do it?
I think I can do it.
You've been doing it for nine months?
I've been dancing for two and a half years, but I'm not good at it yet.
No, you're really good at it.
Really?
I know you're only trained for adults.
No, I'm serious.
You can do it!
[Hip-hop Dance Challenge]
Even when we're apart, my best friend who I can be with forever
When I'm alone, you gently support me with your heart
Everything about you passes through time quickly
After all, girls do their best and work hard in the morning and in the evening
Let's go! Chasing our own path, a fast wind is waiting for us
Let's run through the blue sky and laugh about what we believe in
Today I'll chase after the rainbow
To the field where a fast wind waits for me
I'll run through the blue sky
So that my believing heart can smile
I'll chase after my dream of being a lady
On the hill where cherry blossoms bloom
So that my believing heart can flutter and fly
In my memories
You and my light
The story that begins from here
Let's get started. I'm idol MC Masumoto. Nice to meet you.
I'm TV announcer Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become beautiful.
This program has been on air since this spring.
It airs every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 2:33 pm.
Let me introduce ourselves. We are idol singers.
Let me introduce myself.
Today's theme is "What do you usually order at FAMILY'S?"
First, Ms. Oka.
I'm Oka Ai of idol group No. 20.
"What do you usually order at FAMILY'S?" is gratin.
I'm idol group No. 3 Goen no Mae.
"What do you usually order at FAMILY'S?" is Caesar salad.
I'm idol group No. 8 Goen Honchi.
"What do you usually order at FAMILY'S?" is a drink bar.
I'm idol group No. 9 Yokohama Rurika.
"What do you usually order at FAMILY'S?" is omelet rice.
I'm idol group No. 12 Yui Kawamura.
"What do you usually order at FAMILY'S?" is udon.
I'm idol group No. 14 Hitomi Sakai.
"What do you usually order at FAMILY'S?" is chicken doria.
I'm idol group No. 16 Chika Ami.
"What do you usually order at FAMILY'S?" is fried chicken cartilage.
I'm idol group No. 17 Miyake Hitomi.
"What do you usually order at FAMILY'S?" is hamburger.
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In a program like this, there are some things that need to be explained to a certain extent
in order for complicated situations to pop up in the TV industry.
However, this is a convenient corner where you can do it in just a few words.
"Toyukotodengu", this "Toyukotodengu" is...
Yes, we have been chosen as a special supporter of "Miraihaku",
which is held at Tokyo Institute of Technology University,
but we would like you to liven up the "Ima ni nakute mirai ni arumo" contest
with "Toyukotodengu" and "Miraihaku".
We would like you to release your works so that "Ima ni nakute mirai ni arumo" contest
can be livened up by idol groups who are special supporters of "Ima ni nakute mirai ni arumo" contest.
Yes! So, let's go to the "Ima ni nakute mirai ni arumo" contest!
So, today, several members have already created works on the theme of "Ima ni nakute mirai ni arumo".
Among them, we would like you to choose "Ima ni nakute mirai ni arumo"
based on this discussion by Takahashi-san.
Takahashi-san, thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, this is it.
How is it? Are you a little less nervous now?
Yes, thank you for your concern.
Are you all right?
Last time...
What did you think would happen?
Today, we would like you to do your best.
We would like you to do your best.
By the way, for those who suggested "Ima ni nakute mirai ni arumo" contest today,
we would like to give you this!
A hint, presentation free!
Oh, I want it!
I want it!
This is really...
Well...
Last time, when we won the Grand Prix, Tachibana- san gave it to me for real.
Wow!
Tachibana-san!
Yes.
Today, I will really participate in it.
What?
It's possible for me.
Is it possible?
Is it possible? Of course it is.
I couldn't introduce it last time, so I will definitely introduce it this time.
Really?
Yes, I will really get it for real.
I don't breathe in such places at all.
Wow!
Well, let me announce it right away!
First of all, Miyake-san!
Yes!
She's really a good girl.
She's a good girl, isn't she?
Yes, Miyake-san's announcement is...
"Dutton".
Yes, which one is it?
The one I made is...
Can I open it?
Yes, you can.
Ta-dah!
Look!
It's kind of...
What is this?
Ah! It's broken, isn't it?!
Ah! Wait!
Can you remove it?
Before I explain, it's broken.
What kind of thing is it?
Yes, this is...
Yes...
Ta-dah!
Um... Searching device mobile phone!
Oh! And it's a mobile phone!
It's a mobile phone!
Do you use it when you can't find something you're looking for?
How do you use it?
I did my best to put it together.
It's pretty well put together, isn't it?
Yes, well...
You know, remote control TVs and iPhones...
They're disappearing! They're disappearing!
They disappear, don't they?
Most of the time, you know, on the sofa...
You know...
On the back of the cushion...
Yes, you can find it sometimes, can't you?
In such a case...
Yes, you use it.
In such a case...
You're good at drawing, aren't you?
You're good!
Ta-dah!
I use this tool!
It's different from this one, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
This one is white, you know.
This one is pink, you know.
Ah, this one is pink?
Ah, it's light pink, you know.
I see.
And this one is...
It's a little pink, you know.
Here we go!
Like this...
You type in what you want to look for.
Yes.
And when you type it in...
The thing you're looking for and...
This antenna reacts...
And makes a sound for you.
It makes a sound.
The thing you're looking for, you know.
Like a mobile phone.
Yes.
And then...
You're looking for where it is, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
When you look for it...
Like this...
It makes a sound, doesn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
And you go where it makes a sound...
And you tweak it...
Like this...
I see!
Ah!
You make the sound of this remote control, don't you?
That's right.
The remote...
Ah, that's right.
The remote makes the sound.
For example, if you said "goodbye, brother"...
Would you say "goodbye, brother"?
No, no, no.
That's right, that's right.
Ah, that's wonderful.
Well, anyway...
Well...
Don't get irritated.
I'm short-tempered, you know.
I see!
I'm happy!
Happy...
Um...
Miyake-san is always smiling.
Yes, that's right.
Ah...
How about this, Takahashi-san?
Ah...
If you have it, it's really convenient, isn't it?
It's convenient, isn't it?
It's wonderful, isn't it?
It's convenient, isn't it?
Miyake-san, I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
It was a little slow, wasn't it?
Yes.
Is it this big?
Can you make it a little smaller?
I think it would be better if it was a little smaller.
But you can use it as a mobile phone, right?
That's right.
Ah!
So, when you use it...
Well, you use it for communication, don't you?
Yes.
When you're looking for something...
Do you pay for the package or something like that?
Ah, I don't really pay for that.
Ah, you don't pay for that.
I like it for free.
For free!
I see.
This is very convenient, isn't it?
Yes!
I'm usually bad at this, and my mom often scolds me for it...
She scolds you?
If I had this, I don't think she'd scold me.
I see.
This is a top-notch work, isn't it?
Yes!
It's very practical, isn't it?
Yes!
I see.
Everyone, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Wasn't it great?
Let's continue. Next, Yokoyama-san!
Yokoyama-san, what is your work?
My work is this!
What is it?
Curry pilaf with onions.
That's not it!
Curry pilaf with onions, right?
This is low-fat rice.
That's really good!
It's good, right?
It smells like a shady business.
Rather than low-fat rice, it's rice that doesn't make you fat.
It doesn't make you fat no matter how much you eat it?
That's right.
This yellow thing...
What color is it?
When I looked up what color doesn't make you fat, I saw a lot of yellow.
Really?
Yellow is usually a color that stimulates appetite, right?
Curry is a color that stimulates appetite, right?
You can eat a lot of yellow.
Let's not talk about it for now.
Yellow is...
Let's say it's blue.
This is blue.
I want them to do something with biotechnology for that rice.
You're getting more and more annoying.
I'm sorry.
Don't you want to start a new business?
Like... what is it?
Like chrysanthemum...
That's bad.
It's bad, right?
It's bad, it's bad, it's bad.
Before it burns... before it burns?
Before it burns fat...
I think everyone wants it and I think it'll sell.
Takase, what do you think about this?
I think it'll sell, but...
It'll sell, right?
It's about whether you'll actually lose weight.
It's just a scam.
It's a little scary.
I don't want it to be a scam...
But you'll actually use that technology...
That's right, like strawberry or something like that...
It's too specific for me to say anything.
I want it to come out.
I see.
Do you girls want it?
We want it!
It's necessary.
It's necessary?
Yes!
I understand.
What was the title again?
Um... "Losing Weight Rice".
"Losing Weight Rice".
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Since you said it so specifically, I'm starting to get scared.
I really feel like I'm about to get kicked out of here.
Now, let's move on.
Ms. Kawamura!
I'm looking forward to it.
Here it is!
Yes! I'm serious about this.
What is it?
Is it "Youthful Riki"?
That's not it!
I thought about it carefully.
To make the most of its practicality.
Then, my item is this!
Here we go!
What is it?
It's a box where anything comes out of it.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It was funny! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Anything comes out of it!
It's all falling down!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
No problem at all!
What is it?
Well, it's like...
Let me explain with this clay.
Anything comes out of it!
Anything possible?
For me, it's like...
A time machine like this...
Oh, a time machine!
A time machine comes out of it!
Anything comes out of it!
Like a small light...
Wait a minute!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Anything comes out of it!
What is it?
It's just...
It's just on top of it, isn't it?
It's just someone's idea.
That's right.
It's not a pocket for a pencil case.
That's not a pocket!
Isn't it hard to carry it in your hand?
It's like a pocket for a Doraemon's time machine.
The only advantage is...
It's like this...
A spring tree comes out of it.
A spring tree comes out of it?
Yes!
Why is that?
Right!
About the spring tree...
Right now we don't have a lot of green leaves, right?
So, we can eat the spring tree meat like this, from the box where anything comes out of it, we can eat it like this, but...
I thought we should go to the forest, and if we do that, it will suck in a couple of carbon dioxide and release oxygen, and the earth will be kind and say "isn't this a good box?" and a good spring tree will be born.
Everyone in the back isn't listening at all, right?
They're getting in the way.
By the way, this is a very useful tool, right?
I really want it.
Do you really want it?
So, in this box...
Just now, right?
Like what Oka-san invented...
That's right!
If you put your hand in like this, it comes out like this.
But we don't need the meat...
Like Yokoyama-san's...
Miyake-san's...
Bread?
Anki-pan?
What's this? What's this?
This is... I... Ah, that's also...
Ah, this is... I thought of it myself, but it's a spray.
- Ah, this is original, right? - That's right.
Tell me about this spray, this spray.
- This spray... - Yes.
When you spray it... What was it?
It makes you stronger, or...
Ah, it's a reward for what you want.
- So, if it's Ms. Masuno... - Eh? Eh? Eh?
- If you spray it on Ms. Masuno... - Yes, yes, yes.
- You'll get better and you'll be able to talk with everyone more often... - Ah, I'm getting more excited and shy...
Just leave me alone!
Yes.
- How about this one? - How about it, Mr. Masuno?
- Ms. Masuno asked me about it. - Ah, um...
- Ah, there's more! There's more! - Ah, is it okay? Is it okay for me to talk about it?
- Is there more? - Ah, no.
- Um, this... - Door?
It's a door, but...
It's a "dokodemo" door. It has a function.
Um, it has a button...
- Ah, "dokodemo"... Ah, "dokodemo" door has even more functions. - Yes!
- One more function. - Um, it has about four buttons, but...
If you press one of them, it gets smaller and is convenient for carrying around.
If you press another one... Um...
"dokodemo" door becomes a bag and you can carry it around...
And if you just stick your hand in it...
It's connected to the box and you can carry it around...
- There's a lot of... - Um, you don't need any rules!
- There's a certain degree of... you know... - Yes.
That's right.
That's the kind of box it is.
- How about it? - How about it?
- Um, I think the contents are really wonderful, but... - Ah, thank you.
Um, in the first place, the box...
- I wonder if you're wearing it too much... - That's right!
- Um, I'm a little confused. - The tools inside it...
- They're completely human. - Yes!
- Ah, is that so? - Um, you know...
- Um, in order to make this, you know... - That's right!
- You have to talk to an elementary school student. - That's right!
- Okay, with that, thank you for coming! - Okay, thank you very much!
- As expected of Yumeko! - That's right, up until now it's been Miyake-san, Yokoyama-san and Kawamura-san.
- What do you think, Takahashi-san? - Miyake-san's idea is wonderful. - That's right!
- What is it? - The fact that it's on your phone is the point.
- That's right. - When I heard about this, I immediately thought of this and sent an email to AP-san.
- That's why, if someone who's looking for me presses it, I'll beep, right? - That's right!
- What will you do with that mechanism? - I like it!
- I wonder what it will be like in the future. - That's right.
- Now, let's continue. Next up is Endo-san! - Yes!
- Okay, okay! - Now, Maipuru, what are you wearing? - Yes, I'm wearing...
- Ta-dah! - Yes!
- Oh, you're suddenly wearing pants and onigiri! - Pants and onigiri!
- Yes!
- What is this? - This is something you need to explain.
- This is what I want... - Oh, it's not pants and onigiri?
- I'll explain it later. - Yes, yes.
- First of all, what is this plate? - This plate is... It's hard to see, so I'll draw it.
- This plate alone is a pretty bad plate. - I'm sorry.
- So, this is... - Yes.
In other words, it's a device that gives you something. It's a little similar to Umecon's earlier, but it's a device that gives you something.
- Yes. - What do you mean? - For example, you want to eat a "tarako onigiri", right? - Yes.
- So, when you say "tarako onigiri", there's already a voice recognition device in here, and you're pretty tired in modern times, right? - Ah, with the voice, right?
- Yes, yes. - Yes, I know about that.
- Then, when you say "tarako onigiri", there should be an antenna, right? - Yes.
- Also, in the air, there are various things like nitrogen and carbon dioxide and various molecules flying, right? - Yes.
- From those molecules, you can pick up something similar to "tarako onigiri" and... - You can pick up various things, but even among them, you can pick up something similar to "tarako onigiri".
- And you get this. - Yes. - And you eat it, right? - Yes.
- And you can use it... For example, you're wearing pants like this, right? - Yes.
- Everyone wears it, right? - Yes. - Everyone wears pants, right?
- I'm wearing old pants for the first day of school today. - You're wearing old pants, right? - Yes.
- And when I go home, I say, "Ah, pants... I want them for tomorrow." - You only had them for today?
- Ah, yes. And when you say "pants", you get a new pair of pants, but... - Yes.
- But you don't have to wash the pants you already had, right? - Yes. - Because you have new ones.
- It's a waste, right? - It's a waste, right?
- So, you... - Ah, these pants aren't onigiri, right? You're supposed to eat "tarako onigiri", right? - Yes, I ate it.
- You can put anything in it. - Ah, you can put anything in it.
- You said "tarako onigiri" at the beginning, right? - Yes. - Ah, and you take out the pants...
- And you put the pants you were wearing here. - Ah, I don't like it!
- You see the pants, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- And then... - Yes? - And then, in the air, these pants will decompose and... - Oh! What kind of pants will decompose?
- In the air, they will be released. - Ah, you release them once in the air? - Yes. - I don't like it!
- Why?! - What will happen to them? - The pants you wore will decompose, right? I don't like it.
- So, you eat one of them? - Ah, but it's not onigiri, right?
- It's not onigiri. - I'm glad it's not onigiri!
- I'm glad it's not! - I'm glad it's not!
- During meal time you can make something... - You can break it down, too.
For example, a toothbrush or something you use can go to waste.
You know, like this garbage bag.
- And due to leaking in the air... - Garbage doesn't come out.
- That's what you mean. - It becomes garbage.
- How long does it leave or disappear? - 30 seconds.
- That's fast! - That's fast!
- Why did you pick panties and onigiri this time, Mr. Yoshida? - Yes, yes.
- Sakata, how do you feel? - Let's leave out these panties and onigiri...
If you could do this, it would be very innovative, wouldn't it?
That's right!
Too fast!
The process is a little amazing.
You thought about it properly, didn't you?
I thought about it.
I see.
With that said...
Pants.
Pants and a rice ball maker.
Yes.
You can use it for other things, too.
Yes.
Yes, that was Endo-san. Thank you very much.
Yes, thank you very much.
Now, next up is Kiguchi-san.
Yes!
Oh, it's her.
Alright!
It's her.
Yes!
Now...
Yes.
Here I go.
Yes.
Ta-da!
Oh!
This is...
What is it?
I have no idea.
This is...
Ta-da!
You won't get tired!
You won't get sleepy!
Bracelet!
Yeah!
Which one is the bracelet?
Which one is it?
This is...
Let me show you.
This is the bracelet.
Oh!
It's a bracelet?
Yes!
This is the bracelet.
And this is a normal rubber band.
Oh!
And if this is a hand...
Oh, this is a hand, right?
Huh? It's not going in.
It came out, right?
Put your hand in.
And this...
For a hand this big...
If you put it on...
It's about a handbag, right?
You'll never get sleepy.
So, for example...
If you have work all day and you want to play in the morning...
You can do it like that.
It's perfect for you.
Why is it perfect for me? I'm sleeping normally.
You can play a lot with it.
I see. You can play in the morning...
If it's true, you have to sleep.
But with this...
You don't get sleepy.
You can play in the middle of work.
And...
If you've been awake for a day...
But you want to take a break or go to sleep on the 6th...
You don't get sleepy, so you don't think you want to sleep.
Right?
You don't have to say it.
You think you do, right?
Normally you do, right?
You don't think you do, right?
Please listen to her.
But people can't do that much.
For one opportunity like this.
You'll definitely get sleepy.
You will.
So...
If you think you want to sleep...
You think you can sleep?
Yes.
Not sleepy, but you don't mind.
If you think you can sleep, you set a date for it.
April 30th.
9 o'clock.
If you set it...
You can sleep on that day.
So you can go to sleep at 9 o'clock.
Yes.
That's what I thought.
To be honest, I didn't have a good idea.
It's not a good idea.
No, no, no.
Please press this.
Press it.
It's fine if you can wake up.
Can you wake up while you're sleeping?
Can you buy something to wake you up?
If you think you can wake up, you can set a date for it.
That's right.
You can sleep from this hour to this hour.
That's right.
But if you set it, you don't have to be sleepy.
That's right.
I was a little greedy.
That's right.
By the way, Kikuchi-san didn't make this at all.
He made it for Mister.
What?!
Mister is working hard to make it.
Ami-chan said, "There's a blog."
Just now, in the front room...
Mister was doing something in the front room.
Kikuchi-san was talking and said, "Oh, you made this."
I made it, but I'm a girl.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
Mister is a little angry.
That's right.
Well, even if Mister made it, it's not very complete.
Yes.
How about you, Takase?
That's right.
Um... I can't think of any comments.
That's right.
You can't comment on something like this.
To be honest, I didn't do it very well either.
Yes, but thank you for making it, Kikuchi-san.
Yes, thank you very much!
Now that all of you have decided, Masuo-san, would you like to participate?
Me! Me! This is a good one!
Is there one?
This is for men, and probably for the audience here.
I'm sure you all want it.
For people like me, who don't talk much with people,
or who only play games at home,
I think it would be really nice if we had one of these.
What I thought of is this!
Artificial human, Miyuki!
Human?
Would you like me to read it for you?
This is a really good one!
Masuo-san, you're funny!
Masuo-san, you're tall!
How did you come up with that?
98cm, 56cm, 96cm!
I want one of these!
If I had one of these, I probably wouldn't leave my house for the rest of my life!
Basically, it's very royal for me.
It would do anything for me.
How tall are you?
Personally, I really want one of these.
Artificial human, Miyuki!
Artificial human, Miyuki's little sister!
Artificial human, Sachiko-tenno is also on sale!
So, we've all come up with one.
Including Masuo-san!
We'd like you to choose one.
So, Takae-san, please choose one that's neither now nor in the future!
Personally, for Masuo-san...
It's Endo-san!
- I tried my best. - You just explained about rice balls and underwears.
- Thank you very much! - Yes.
Yes.
Yes, I'm Fugate Katsuki.
On Wednesdays and Fridays from 11 p.m. to Friday night every Friday,
"demi-oro-men" archive work will be broadcast live.
Please watch it as it is.
- Yes, today's Grand Prix was in Maiple. - Thank you very much!
Finally, please say something!
Well, I think it was really good that I was called "the kind woman on earth" because of my ego.
- Thank you very much! - Yes, congratulations!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
- Wow, I got it seriously this time. - You got it seriously.
- Wonderful! - I'm so happy!
- This is super good! - This is super good!
- But it's only for men, isn't it? - Yes, it's only for men.
Ah! Let's make a man, too!
A handsome man!
- What?! - What?!
- But he's a humanoid, isn't he? - He's a humanoid.
- Almost. Almost humanoid. - But does a handsome man get bored of three men?
No, he changes subtly so he doesn't get bored.
- What's with you?! - "I'm a little bored!" I think and go "Huh?! Wait, isn't this the wrong shape of the nose?"
- Scary! Scary! - Scary!
- But even if you match it with the other person's physique and so on... - Scary!
- It matches with the feeling you want the most right now. - What?!
- Cooking! You can cook, too! - What?! Is that a good thing?
- Karate! - Karate?!
If you look here, there's 600 million yen in it, too.
- Scary! Scary! - Scary!
- 600 million yen! - 600 million yen!
- I want it! - I like it! I want it!
She's always praising me.
It can fly.
It can fly, it can fly, it can fly.
It can fly, it can fly.
It has a caster on the back of the foot.
It can go up to 100 km. It's awesome.
So, how was it, Takahashi-san?
We've seen a lot of things since last time.
Everyone came up with better ideas than we expected.
Thank you.
Idols will also appear in "Future 100", right?
- That's right. - That's right.
Idols will appear in "Future 100", a Tokyo Engineering University event held on May 23rd.
Everyone, please come and have fun!
That's all for today!
This has been Ngu!
Goodbye!