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[What will happen to them!?]
- Yay! - Yay!
- How's school classes lately? - It's hard.
- Oh, it's hard? - Math has become math.
- Yes, it is. - New subjects like English...
- Ask me! - Yes!
- I'll teach you! - Please!
- I think you're making a lot of mistakes, but I'll teach you.
- Please! - You're so cute!
- Don't do it!
Even when we're apart, we're together all the time, my best friend
When you're alone, you gently support me with your heart
When all the darkness passes quickly
A gentle girl tries her best to get up in the morning
Chasing a dream, a fast wind is waiting for me
I run through the blue sky towards my dream
Believing in it makes me smile
Today I'll chase after the rainbow
To the field where a fast wind is waiting for me
I'll run through the baby blue sky
So that my believing heart can smile
I'll chase after the dream of a miracle
On the hill of cherry blossoms
When I flap my arms in memory of you
My believing heart shines
The light of you and me
The song that starts from here
Hello, I'm MC of "Idol Game Show" Mars. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. I'm Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you.
"Idol Game Show" is a program that aims to make idol groups who are advancing in modern advanced technology
into one person.
"Idol Game Show" has changed its broadcast date from this spring.
It will broadcast from 23 minutes on Tuesdays and Saturdays at midnight.
Let me introduce you to "Idol Game Show"!
Okay, let's start.
I'd like to go to a prefecture I've never been to before.
Okay, first, Oka-san.
No, Chie-masa, right?
Tachibana-san, right? Tachibana-san.
I'm Idling No. 19, Tachibana Yurika.
I've never been there before, so I'd like to go to Gunma prefecture.
I'm Idling No. 20, Oka Ai.
I'd like to go to a prefecture I've never been to before...
It's safe Hokkaido.
It's the same!
I'm Idling No. 21, Hashimoto Kaede.
I'd like to go to Hokkaido, too.
I'm Idling No. 6, Nono Yurika.
I've never been there before, so I'd like to go to Kyoto.
I'm Idling No. 7, Yoko Yurika.
I've never been there before, so I'd like to go to Akita prefecture.
I'm Idling No. 8, Honjii.
I've never been there before, so I'd like to go to Yamashina prefecture.
No, no, no!
What's in Yamashina prefecture?
Yamashina prefecture.
Everyone wants to go there!
Yamara... Yamara prefecture.
Yamara prefecture, right?
Yes.
I'm Idling No. 13, Nagano Sena.
I've never been there before, so I'd like to go to Miyazaki prefecture.
I'm Idling No. 15, Asumi Nao.
I've never been there before, so I'd like to go to Saga prefecture!
Let's have some fun tonight as well!
"Sakura" (cherry blossoms)
"No hara ga saite" (Flowers bloom)
"Sekai ga kimi wo" (The world loves you)
"Sono subete wo" (Everything about you)
"Aishite" (I love you)
And with that, Ngu!
And with that, Ngu! What kind of segment is this?
For this segment, we don't need an explanation of why we're doing this segment,
but it's a segment where we do all of these "so- called" things.
We don't explain it at all, we just do "so-called" things.
It seems like there are a lot of adult circumstances.
Yes.
As for what this "so-called" thing is about...
This segment was chosen by the special supporters of the Future University of Technology.
And so, for this segment,
Takahashi-san was chosen as the special supporter of the Future University.
Thank you very much, Takahashi-san.
So, for the idol groups chosen by the special supporters,
how should we support them?
Yes, here it is.
Um...
Tokyo Institute of Technology...
What are you doing?!
How should we support Idling?
Here you go!
You're a fake!
You're a fake, Satewa!
Satewa!
Pick him up!
Who is it?!
He didn't say anything!
You chose Idling as your special supporter, right?
Yes.
You're going to be special supporters from now on,
but could you tell us how we should support Idling?
Yes.
Tokyo Institute of Engineering will hold "Future School 2009" on May 23rd,
and Idling would like you to participate in a contest called "What is in the future now?"
Yes!
"What is in the future now?" contest!
Here it is!
Here it is! Along with "what is in the future now?" theme,
illustrations, videos, performances, and other forms of work were freely published by many people with wide imagination.
So it's a contest to decide the winner and the best artist, right?
Yes, that's right! This is a project where anyone can participate freely,
so we'd like to ask our supporter, Idling, to publish her work.
Wouldn't it be great if anyone could come here?
I'm nervous.
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
To sum up, "what is in the future now?" contest will be held at Miraihaku 2009.
We'd like our supporter, Idling, to publish her work.
Is that understood?
Yes, that's right.
Okay, everyone. Did you understand?
If you didn't understand, please watch it again later.
Now, let's go to "what is in the future now?" contest!
Okay! That's what we'd like to do!
You use "so that's what it is" a lot, don't you?
I use it a lot, too.
Now, that's it!
I'm starting to get sick of it.
So, today, several members have already made works based on "what is in the future now?"
And we'd like you, Takahashi-san, to choose "what is in the future now?" from those works.
By the way, if you choose this, you'll get something, right?
Yes! This!
"Wii" and "PlayStation 3"!
We want it!
If you have money, we'll give you as much as you want!
Actually, I also want it for real, so I'll participate in it.
I'll also fight seriously.
Well then, let's have everyone announce it!
Let's start with Tachibana-san!
Yuriyuri is a mysterious type, so many things will happen.
Yuriyuri is a mysterious type?
It's the same as me!
Well then, Tachibana-san, please!
So, what I thought of this time is this!
It's a time-saving box that saves you time!
Saves you time? What does it mean?
For example, before you go to sleep, you have a lot of free time, don't you?
There is!
There is! The time that goes by in vain!
The time you're spaced out!
That kind of thing, for example, if you're a student, before a test period,
if you use the time you've saved up...
You save up the time you didn't do anything!
That time...
You can make good use of it, right?
That's why I thought of this!
But you only have two and a half hours!
Ah! You only have two and a half hours!
Yes! There's a limit!
That's wonderful!
It's like "time saving box"!
It's like F-sensei's drawing. You drew it with clay, didn't you?
Yes, I did!
It's completely "time saving box"!
This is good, too!
What's amazing is that you made a limit of 2 hours.
This is like Fujiko-sensei, isn't it?
It's not just "time saving box"
Takaishi-san, don't you think it's good?
It's wonderful, isn't it?
What do you think is wonderful about it?
When I was a student, when I saw something like this, I felt like I was in front of a test.
That's right. This is good.
You might be able to do it in the future.
And it's a real river!
What do you mean by "real river"?
And it's a real river!
And so, Tachibana-san's "time saving box"!
That's a nice idea!
Thank you very much!
This is pretty good for a top batter.
It's high level!
Time saving box is good, isn't it?
I really want it!
Let's move on!
Next is...
Tonoka-san!
What is it, Tonoka-san?
For me, it's like this.
You can see the starry sky anywhere in the world from that time.
So, if you click it at home, you can see it in your room.
For example...
If it's a starry sky in Hawaii, you can see the starry sky in Hawaii.
Isn't it something you can see on the internet?
Is it real-time?
Real-time...
There must be something.
No way!
How big is it?
It's about this size.
It's like a laptop.
And from here, it's like a screen.
You can go out of the room.
You can go out of here.
It's like a planetarium.
It's real-time, right?
And you can choose the sky you want to see.
I see.
That's wonderful.
We didn't think about the size of the clay.
My grades are bad, so I don't like it.
But I made this with my own money.
You made it with your own money.
You can go out of here.
That's right.
I think it's wonderful.
It's wonderful.
I feel like there's something.
It's romantic and very...
It's dreamy.
I think it's wonderful.
It's dreamy.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Let's move forward.
Okawa-san!
What I made is...
What is it?
This is a girl's feeling.
When you are busy in the morning, when you enter this box, it is a door knob.
When you open it like this and enter...
I'm a little shy.
This is big.
That's right.
A person can enter.
When this person enters...
When you enter and stand for 3 minutes like a cup ramen and come out...
The head comes out bald.
Everything from the head to the feet is coordinated and comes out.
You are not in a beauty salon, are you?
You are not going to shampoo from now on, are you?
I'm not. They even do my nails.
Oh, even your nails.
Yes.
Oh, I see. This is really big.
That's right.
Seeing it in this size, I thought you were selling it to pedotox.
It is a size that a person can enter.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute, it's cute.
What is this?
Is it a rule that you can only wear it in zen?
I'm not. You can wear it in pajamas.
Right?
It's sexy, isn't it?
Yes, it's cute.
Please wear it properly.
Yes, please.
It's wonderful.
How about this, Takahashi-san?
It's convenient, isn't it?
It's convenient, but for me as a man, there are some parts that I don't understand.
For women...
For men, it's like a set of hair.
They do everything for you?
Everything, yes.
But isn't it difficult to get used to it?
Here you can enter points of the day.
You can enter it?
It's like a computer.
"Today it's like this." It comes out like that.
I see.
What is the fortune-telling?
The lucky color of the day also comes out here.
Fortune-telling comes out?
Yes.
That's why everyone...
It might be good to wear this color.
That's how you unlock it, right?
Yes, that's right.
I think it's wonderful.
Yes.
This hairband is also wonderful, isn't it?
Yes.
You worked hard to make it, didn't you?
Yes, I did my best...
Your head...
Your head is shaking all the time.
Yes.
That's dangerous.
By the way, what is the title of this?
Full body coordination box.
It's just like that, isn't it?
Yes.
It's wonderful.
Ms. Okawa's "Full body coordination box."
Yes, thank you very much.
It's wonderful.
You're good!
Amazing.
Yes, we've seen three of them.
What do you think, Takahashi-san? You've come up with quite a lot of ideas.
The level of ideas is higher than I expected.
There really are things you want, right?
That's right.
For girls, it might be good to coordinate like that.
There's no mistake in fashion like you do.
You don't suddenly want to wear a skirt, you know?
Asahi-san will help you come up with the menu.
Out of all of these, do you have a favorite?
For me, it's the two and a half hour watch.
Ah, saving time!
Tachibana-san's saving time.
This is wonderful, isn't it?
There are times when you don't need it.
Now, let's move on.
Next up is Yazawa-san!
Yes!
I actually had a Wii at home, but my older brother sold it to me.
I was determined to die when I thought of this!
Please do your best with this one.
I want you to win it.
I did my best for Wii.
Really? I'll do my best.
I came up with this idea.
A sheet of make-up completed in one second.
Isn't it difficult?
It costs at least 30 yen.
For girls.
Do you know?
There is a sheet like this.
It has eye shadow, foundation and lipstick.
When you are busy in the morning, you take a sheet of make-up and say "I hate you".
If you don't do it properly, it will be out of place.
There is lipstick here and there.
No, no, no. The future is quite developed.
Oh, you are going to clean up with it.
There is more.
I can do anything for Wii.
There is a wall in front of you.
Yes, I'm sorry.
A wall you can pass through.
This is a pass-through hoop.
Is there such a thing?
Yes.
A pass-through hoop?
This is in the 22nd century.
Did you come up with it?
A cat-shaped robot in the 22nd century came up with it.
What? No way!
No, no, no.
Please check it out in "Tentomushi Comics".
No way!
Let's continue.
I'm sorry, but I want to buy it with all my might.
Well, you can do it manually.
What do you mean?
A pass-through hoop requires a tree or an iron rod, doesn't it?
You can do it like this.
Even if you don't have a tree or an iron rod, your dad will hold two ropes like this.
Does your dad have to be here?
No, no, no.
Isn't it very troublesome for your dad?
No, it's fine.
Even you can do it, Mr. Matsuo.
You can put me on and do it like this.
I think your dad would like to have a tree like this.
But the future is developing, isn't it?
Don't say it like that.
Next!
A T-shirt that is never cold.
You idiot!
I'm not an idiot!
You should be in elementary school!
You're wrong!
I'm serious!
I'm serious! Listen to me!
This is never cold!
It's never cold!
This is super cool!
No, it's never cold!
This can fly!
Yes, it can!
It can fly!
You know, Mr. Unicro or Heattech.
Heattech is amazing, but this is never cold.
It's half-true.
What does it look like?
How can you do it like this?
It's the power of the future!
The future is developing!
Next!
An eraser that never runs out.
This is...
Oh, here it is!
This is a must-have item for students.
When you're taking a test and you're like, "Oh, I wrote it down because I thought I wrote it down wrong."
Are erasers never out of stock?
They are!
They are now!
Ms. Oyazawa, is it because there are so many of them?
Is it because you didn't have confidence in each one of them?
I'm sure I'll win this time.
I see.
Thank you!
Ms. Takahashi, please remember this.
If you have a good one like this...
I'm not nervous at all.
Here we go!
Ta-dah!
Next is a toilet that never runs out!
What do you mean?
This is super dirty!
It's not dirty!
I'll give you an explanation.
You know, you're in the toilet and you're like, "Whoa!"
And you're about to leave and you're like, "Huh?"
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
You're like, "What?"
Oh, I see. The roll doesn't run out.
It runs out, doesn't it?
If you have a friend, you can throw it in from above or below.
What do you do when you don't have a friend?
Mr. Batsu, what do you do?
When you don't have a friend?
When you don't have a friend, you don't flush.
That's right!
That's what humans do!
That's what everyone does!
Do you ignore it?
That's amazing!
Yes.
Well, there are a lot of toilet papers that are there forever so that it doesn't run out.
I see.
It seems like you are going to think of something like this in the future, right?
Yes, it's an eco-friendly project.
What kind of clay did you like?
Clay?
Oh, I've been waiting for you! Here we go!
Ta-dah!
It really looks like you have your eyes open!
I know!
When do you need this?
In which aspect?
Well, you know, during meetings and stuff like that.
I'm always told about boring people like you.
But when I'm asleep...
What is that? I'm talking about what the producer said.
You just said "boring people like you", didn't you?
I said "boring people like you".
I'm not a certain K.P. producer.
I'm not K.P. but...
Are you a Kadopower producer?
I'm not K.P. but when I can't sleep...
But I really want to sleep when I'm in that position.
The students are also listening to the teacher, but...
The grades go down, right?
I made it to prevent that!
Now, let's take a look!
Ta-dah!
Um, please make it properly!
The position of your eyes is...
Um, actually...
Turn around, turn around.
Look! Actually, I'm sleeping right now.
You're sleeping right now?
I'm sleeping!
But you look like you're awake.
I'm awake!
Asahi-san, what do you think of this? Is it ugly?
It's really ugly!
That's right. If it wasn't for this, it would be better if you got angry.
You think it's ugly, don't you?!
Don't you think so?!
But it actually doesn't show.
It doesn't show.
It doesn't show, but...
You think it's ugly, don't you?!
By the way, Masa-san, why don't you try putting it on?
That's right.
It definitely doesn't show!
Look!
It doesn't show?
What do you mean it doesn't show?!
Masa-san, if you look from the side, you can't even tell.
Can you tell? Look!
It's really on! Doesn't it really look like a face?
How is it? How is it?
It's really handsome!
Really handsome?!
Asahi-san, is it really handsome?!
It's disgusting!
You shouldn't say things like that!
Now, we've shown you a lot of them, but...
Takahashi-san, what do you think of Yazawa-san's work?
What do you think of it?
Well, I'm sure there will be more in the future...
There won't!
There won't?!
There won't!
If you had the technology to make this, you could have made something else!
There will be more!
But you were very passionate about it.
You were very passionate about it!
Thank you very much!
You did your best.
Yes, I did my best!
Yes, that was Yazawa-san. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
Well, you know...
You really wanted the product, and you could feel it, right?
Yes!
That's amazing!
Now, let's move on to Fonchi-san!
Yes!
Now, what is Fonchi-san's work?
I thought this was the only one I had today...
I'll do it with just this one!
You'll do it with just one product?
Yes!
Then, please!
What I thought of is...
Ta-dah!
What is it?
There's a double-decker bus!
No, no, no, no!
What do you mean?
There is one now!
Is there?
No, there isn't!
Yes, there is!
No, no, no!
No!
It's information! Information!
Information about Fonchi like that!
What a surprise!
There is a double-decker bus!
Eh? No way!
There is, there is, there is!
There is!
I've never seen it before!
You've never seen it before?
Then, show it to everyone!
Yes!
It's running sometimes!
It's running, it's running!
Eh? Fonchi-san, just this one?
There is!
I thought there wasn't one!
That's great! Even if you really want one, it'd be great if you could make one in the future, but Fonchi- san, you already have one now.
I do.
But in the morning, you're sleepy, right?
You're sleepy, right?
It's blood pressure, and you get irritated if you don't sit down in the morning.
So, if you have a double seat, you can sit down in various places, right?
So, I hope that will happen in Japan.
Because the bus is crowded, right?
That's right.
So that everyone can sit down properly, there is a logo!
Eh, why?
That's great!
I made a model just now.
Show me.
I'm really confident about this one.
Here I go!
Ta-dah!
Eh?
What is it?
You haven't touched the clay yet, right?
What are you saying? It's already done.
Eh?
Is it a hamburger?
No, it's not a hamburger.
It's healthy.
It's a tire.
Ah, is this a tire?
It's a tire.
This is a "pupupupu"
Is it a "pupupupu" one?
When you say "pupupupu", like when smoke comes out, like this.
Ah, like an exhaust fan.
Like this, like this.
It's a bit noisy, right?
Ah, well, there is a double-decker bus now, but not like this one.
It won't be made forever.
Eh, why?
Toka-san, what do you think of a double-decker bus?
I think it's a great idea, but...
Yes.
Um, Matsuda-san and...
That's right.
Yes, as you said...
It's in a happy place.
Yes, it is.
Well, thank you very much for today.
I wanted you to say that.
Well, with this...
Yay!
Yes, it's all thanks to you.
Well, I would like you to choose a Grand Prix out of these.
Please.
Tagashi-san, please announce the best work out of these.
Please!
Tachibana-san!
Time's up!
Goodbye!
That was fun.
It really is amazing!
It really is like...
It's like...
It's like Tentoumushi Comics, right?
No, I haven't watched it.
You haven't watched it, so you didn't steal it, right?
Yes.
But I think this is a great idea.
Yes, it would definitely be useful.
What a waste of time.
Yes, it's a waste of time to do nothing.
Time...
You know, on our cell phones...
When we talk on the phone and get mad at each other...
At that moment, we'll call each other back, so it's no use!
Even at that time, it's no use!
It's a waste of time.
If you save up for that, you can go on a hot spring trip, right?
Really?!
It was really fun.
I'm glad you're happy about it, Fonchi-san.
You're happy about it, right, Fonchi-san?
She's happy about it.
Why?
Why don't you all go and film it next time?
No, we haven't!
We've already filmed it!
We haven't filmed it! It's an illusion!
I can see it! I can see it!
And so, Tajimura-san...
That's right! You can get a weed!
A weed!
What?!
Hey!
Are you serious?!
What?!
Why do you want to see it?!
This is too much!
Look, Tachibana-san, I'll give you this!
No, no!
Look, you'll get a bite!
You'll get a bite on your face!
Stop it, already!
Eh, nice!
Nice?!
Hey, being an idol is a good thing, isn't it, Tachibana-san?!
Hey!
It's nice!
Okay, so...
Takahi-san, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Please come back again!
Yes, please!
And with that, that's all for now!
And!
Ah, we'll do this again next time, in "Toyototengu",
Takahi-san, please come back again!
That's all!
And with that, that's all for "Toyototengu"!
Goodbye!