AISubs v3.5
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I love you, I love you, I love you, I'm serious
I love you, I love you, I love you, let's kiss for proof
Kiss
Just thinking about someone I love makes me smile
Under the blue sky, I want to know for sure
That I was born into this world
I want to thank you now
A little flower swaying in the wind
Bows its head
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Let's turn loneliness into a déjà vu
As we bring our lips together
We can become one
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
I love you, I'm serious
I love you, I love you
Let's kiss for proof
Kiss
Idling!
Hello, everyone! I'm your host, Maso Kaito!
I'm your host, Maito Kaito! Nice to meet you!
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of their own.
It's a show about driving a car.
And of course, "Idling Diary" airs every Tuesday from now on.
It starts at 2:30 p.m. every Friday.
There's no doubt about it!
Anyway, we're here again with AKB48 and BAD BOYZ!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Take a look at our costumes!
Wow!
This one looks like a middle schooler's costume.
But I'm just a nurse!
I'm just a nurse!
It suits you!
You even look like a bus driver!
Why do you have this T-shirt?
It's an old live show T-shirt.
This show is for girls of all ages.
That's right!
And...
From now on...
Yes!
I'm 21 years old! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
We have a lot of work to do.
We're busy.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you!
You can stay as long as you like!
Thank you!
This costume really suits you!
It's fun!
Excuse me...
The audience over there...
He's an idol!
Huh?
He's an idol!
Idol?
Idol!
Idol?!
What are you talking about?!
Idol!
Stone is an idol!
Idol!
Take a look!
No, no, no...
Take a look!
He's an idol!
Idol!
It's our show, isn't it?
That's right!
Our show?
It's an idol show, isn't it?
What's an idol show?
It's a show title, isn't it?
That's right!
What? Ah, you're wearing it?
Ah, you want to be on TV, right?
That's not it!
I got it! I got it!
Just get me some pats for now!
I got it!
Well, let's have them participate!
Yes!
Yes, please participate!
Well, up until now...
We've had a match between Batsumindon and Iso, haven't we?
But we haven't decided yet...
That's right!
As Iso said, we've played Batsumindon, but we haven't decided yet.
That's right!
It's our third match, so...
That's right!
I see!
By the way, Su-chan, when did you come?
Su-chan, for you, Su-chan.
Su-chan, it's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, I understand.
So, idling versus akb48, the third match, last match.
So, what will we have as a match?
Yes, we thought about it a lot, but...
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? What is this set?
This set...
I-I-If... If... If... This black cloth is attached,
then when the pie splashes, it will be very easy to see...
Isn't it a set like that?
That's tricky!
So, we'll be doing that segment, won't we?!
It's not a "it's not"!
Anyway, everyone, you'll be getting dirty, but...
Well, it's true, right?
Until now, we were in special training, but until last week...
That's right.
We suddenly became like a judge, you know?
I'll make sure you're not dirty.
Are you okay, Mr. AKB?
I'm okay, Mr. AKB.
Yeah, I can do anything.
I can even stretch my body.
This person is also a "dirty" person.
You're dirty!
You're just dirty, you guys!
I'll take it off in two years.
Dirty and C-class!
He's an idol! A real idol!
Okay, let's do it!
IDOLiNG vs. AKB48 Final Match!
Look Over There and Fight!
Please explain the rules.
Okay!
You'll be playing in a tournament format.
First, the person who wins rock-paper-scissors
will point somewhere up and down and left and right
in four directions
with the shout "Look Over There and Fight!"
Who loses rock-paper-scissors will move somewhere up and down in four directions,
along with that shout.
If you point somewhere where you are pointing or where you are pointing the opposite finger back,
you lose!
You'll be thrown a pie into a man's face!
And as always the players will do as they're told.
This time, it's a full-cost war against AKB48!
It's 8-8, win-lose battle!
The person who gets more pie's and less pie's wins!
Since it's win-lose battle,
that means it doesn't matter if that person defeats everyone!
That's fine!
Is it okay?
Please do your best!
Both teams will go in this order!
Yes!
This is how it looks like.
And the idol team is...
This is how it looks like!
Matsui-san and Hashimoto-san aren't here today, right?
They're not here.
It looks like one of you will be eliminated.
This is how it looks like for the first round.
Let's start with the first round!
Commercial!
[Commercial]
It's been a while since we did this.
We're Team Unity Pi.
We're broadcasting from Saitama Super Pi Arena.
I'm looking forward to it!
Good luck, you two!
Are you serious?!
Let's start!
First round! First match!
Begin!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Suddenly, it's all over the place!
This is how it looks like!
Do you have any comments?
How do you feel right now, Ono-san?
How do you feel right now?
What is it?
Right now you have a lot of white pie on your face!
How do you feel?
What is it?
You can hear the pie, right?
You can hear it even though you can't see it!
You know your situation right now, don't you?
Yes.
You're covered in pie!
What is it?
That's enough.
The winner of this game is Asai-san!
I'm going to win!
Are you okay?
It's hard to walk like this.
Please be careful.
Don't get hurt, okay?
Everyone!
Look over there and say "pie", okay?
I don't want to help you because you say "pie".
Are you a newborn baby?
Everyone, look over there and say "pie", okay?
Is it okay for you to say "pie"?
Next game!
Asai-san against Itano-san!
I'm going to do my best!
Please do your best.
What should I do to get out of this?
You should win this game!
You should win!
You should always win!
If you can't become a pie, you'll have to defeat everyone!
Impossible!
That's impossible!
You should win!
I'll do my best!
Now, let's begin!
Asai-san against Itano-san!
Look over there and say "pie"!
Begin!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You're a partner, right?
Look over there!
Ah!
Ah, Saisa is here!
Ah!
- Alright, you're here! - You're here!
You're here! You're here!
Ah!
- Eh? - Ah, wait!
Ah!
- The power of a pie is frightening! - Ah, Saisa!
- How is it? - Ah, Saisa!
Would you like to say something to everyone who reads "Loveberry"?
From now on, I'll work hard not to take pictures and stuff like that!
- Let's do our best! - Yes, let's do our best!
Itaru-san, you've never lost before, right?
Eh, Asai-san?
Ah, it's your first time today, pie!
- Eh? - Ah, you've lost!
- Alright! - Alright, it's Itaru-san's victory!
- Itaru-san, you did it! - You did it!
- Alright, if you keep on winning like this, you'll become a pie master! - You did it!
- Alright, next up is... - You did it!
- Su-chan! - Alright!
Ah, eh...
- Oka-san! - Yes, Oka-san!
- You did it! - You did it!
- You can do it, Tamashii! - Alright, it's the third rule.
- You can do it! - Third rule, do your best!
- Everyone, when you say "over there", say "pie", okay? - That's right!
- That's right, you said "pie", right? - You can do it!
- Alright, then, let's begin! - You can do it!
"Over there", "pie"! Begin!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Saisa, gu, janken, hoi!
"Over there", "pie"!
Saisa, gu, janken, hoi!
"Over there", "pie"!
- Hoi! - Hoi!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- It went in her mouth! - Stop it!
She's eating it! She's eating the pie!
- What? What? What? - She's born!
- She's born as a little girl! - Tamashii!
- Don't go, don't go. - Don't go, don't go.
- Gu, janken, hoi! - Gu, janken, hoi!
- It's in! - It's in!
- Mrs. Okawa, how is it? - Oh!
- That was quite a strong technique! - It's in!
Only Saito Maigo has done such technique!
- It's in! - It's out!
- How is it? How is the taste? - It's good!
- It's good! You have a souvenir in your right hand! - It's in!
- You have a souvenir in your right hand! - It was born!
- Please take it home and feed your mother, Mrs. Okawa!
- Alright! Again and again, Itaro-san wins! - It's in!
- It's in!
- It's in, it's in! - It's in, it's in!
This is an idol's habit, right? Not wanting to get dirty.
I'm glad! I'm glad we won!
Next up is Su-chan!
Otometa was first place.
I'm a little confident.
I don't know about that!
It was good that you didn't win first place.
Yeah, I was first place.
So you feel like you can win?
Yes!
I understand! Good luck!
Let's go!
It's like you don't care.
Let's go! Look over there! Start!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there!
And?
One shot, one kill!
And?
One shot, one kill!
And?
There you go!
I won!
That was close!
I won!
What happened?
What happened, Itaro?
You killed her!
You killed her and you're mad!
You're hurting me, aren't you?
Don't kid around!
You killed her!
Don't mess with me!
Well, Su-chan wins!
Going forward...
Kasai!
Okay, Kasai-san, please come out.
- Kasai! - You can do it!
Take revenge!
There's a pie on your chair, but don't worry about it and do your best.
Okay.
I'll say it again and again, but it's a pie facing that way, everyone.
- Do you understand? - Yes.
- Oh, it's a pie facing that way? - Yes.
- That's the rule of the show. - That's right.
By the way, Sui-chan, everyone said "rock-paper- scissors-pie".
- You don't know the meaning of it? - Then where... where is the pie?
- Rock-paper-scissors-pie has a meaning of "it's a pie facing that way". - Yes.
- Rock-paper-scissors-pie has a meaning of "it's a pie facing that way". - Rock-paper-scissors-pie has a meaning of "it's a pie facing that way".
- Who's next? - Rock-paper-scissors-pie has a meaning of "it's a pie facing that way".
- If I'm supported by you, is it okay for me to be supported by you? - Yes, it's up to you.
- You... - Really?
- Are you crazy? - Are you crazy?
- Don't say that! - It hurts, doesn't it?
- Huh? - It's this way, so it's this way.
- It's up to you! - It's up to you!
- Don't you understand? - It's not something you can say one by one.
- I don't understand! - It's okay!
- What? What? - It's okay! It's up to you!
- It hurts! - It's up to you!
- It's up to you!
- You've understood "it's a pie facing that way", but let's continue!
"It's a pie facing that way"! Begin!
"It's a pie facing that way"!
Look over there, clap!
Too slow, too slow!
Look over there, clap!
Pay attention to Chaiken's actions, too.
Look over there, clap!
That's harsh!
Look over there, clap!
Here she is.
Alright, alright.
Oh, nice. This is good around the nose.
It suits you. Cool, cool, cool.
It'd be nice if idols didn't do that.
It's hard.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't fight.
It's okay.
Don't fight.
It's okay.
She's scared.
She's scared of everything.
She's scared of getting hit.
She's scared.
And with that, Su-chan wins!
I'm glad I won first place today.
You won first place today, didn't you?
I'm glad.
I'm sure it's thanks to Seiza.
Take it easy. Be careful, be careful.
There's nothing for you to do.
She's scared.
Alright, next up is Kojima-san from the AKB team!
You can do it!
Alright, I'm sure you're all nervous.
But hang in there, okay?
If you win, you get to eat the pie!
If you win, you don't get to eat the pie!
Is that okay?
Let's do this!
Face that way and eat the pie!
Start!
You can do it!
One, two...
Raise your hands! Rock, paper, scissors!
Face that way and eat the pie!
Okay!
In one shot?!
In one shot! He did it in one second!
That's amazing!
Koshiba, are you okay?!
You just touched it with your hands!
Who?!
Someone just touched it with their hands!
Who?! What's wrong, Kojiharu?!
I had a feeling in my hands!
Hey, that's an Otaku's AD claim!
What's wrong, Kojiharu?!
Someone just touched it with their hands!
Someone's messed up!
Since you just touched it with your hands, please do it properly!
Are you okay?!
And with that, again and again, Su-chan wins!
Wait a minute!
Why?!
Why is she so strong?!
Why do you think she's strong?!
She's the best Otome in Kyoto!
Is that so?! She's the best Otome in Kyoto?!
Wait, what?!
I'm not an Otome in Kyoto!
But, um...
Isn't she pretty strong?
Um, I get fortune-telling on TV when I wake up!
That's why I'm an Otome in Kyoto!
That's why you're an Otome in Kyoto!
Su-chan, thank you for the information!
Yes, and with that...
And now, from the A.K.A.M.E. team...
Yuuko Oshiba!
Oshiba, go!
I'm going to chase you!
What's your gender?!
Tenminzaka!
Tenminzaka?!
Tenminzaka, what did you say?!
Tenminzaka...
Uwaaah!
This is a bit of a shock!
I'm sorry!
Please do your best!
Hey, hey, hey!
She's funny!
Okay!
She's in 10th place!
Let's go!
Look over there, Bai!
Begin!
In first place, first place is me! Jae Oollaера! Aiko, look over there, Bai!
Jae Oollaera! Look over there, Bai! Suu-chan, you're out of luck!
Suu-chan, your arm is out of luck!
You skailed over it a bit.
Kyoto!? Is it Kyoto!?
What in the world did you say!?
That's good!
Amazing!
That's good!
Isn't it just a complaint?
Is it worth it to do it?
Isn't it a claim from the bottom of the sea?
An old woman from the bottom of the sea.
Su-chan, isn't it in your nose?
It's in my ears, too.
It's in your ears, too, right?
And so, Oshima-san wins!
Alright!
Wow, scary!
And so, from the idling team...
Yes!
Yes, Yokoyama-san!
Alright!
Go!
I don't like it!
How many people are left now?
Four!
Four?
Su-chan, how many teams have you organized now?
The idling teams that are left now are...
Four!
Four against four!
Four against three!
AKB has three!
Wow!
Now, idling will lead!
Wow!
Do your best, Yokoyama-san!
I'm counting on you!
Let's go!
Look over there and start!
I'm nervous!
Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Look over there and start!
They took the first round!
They're intense!
Look at them go!
Yokoyama-san, that's not fair!
Looks scary.
You're sweet today.
You're sweeter than usual.
Akebi-san added sugar for you.
You're sweet!
I lost!
I'm speechless.
It's Oshima-san and Chou Ririn!
Awesome!
Good, good! You're tied!
You're tied, Yuko!
I'm so nervous when I'm alone.
I'm nervous too!
My stomach hurts!
The final match has just begun!
You're tied now!
Good luck!
Let's start!
Look over there!
Start!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Sorry.
Rock, paper, scissors!
You won!
You lost!
It can't be.
Are you okay?
No, this is reality!
I don't like it!
You were strong.
She's going for it!
I can see it.
You two look good together!
You two look cute together!
Oshima-san wins!
Good job, Yuko!
Next up is...
Maeda Atsuko!
Welcome, Maeda-san!
Are you okay?
There's only two of you left, Mr. AKB!
Maeda is being called "Pie's son-in-law"
Really? Doesn't that mean you're going to lose?
Doesn't that mean you're going against Pie?
I'm going against him!
Come on, Maeda-chan!
Face that way, Pie!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Pie, you love me, right?
Wait, Pie!
It's Maeda!
Even though you didn't show your face that much!
- Didn't I tell you? - Amazing!
- Maeda is... - You're right about this!
- ... Pie's son-in-law! - Look at this!
- As expected of Pie's son-in-law! - He's bringing this back for you, right?
- As expected of him! - Wonderful!
- Maeda, what's wrong? - I can't see.
- I can't see! - Don't worry!
- Welcome! - Welcome!
- You did it in one go! - Yes!
- Can you do it again? - No! I'll slip!
- She slipped! - She slipped!
- She slipped in the end! - She slipped in the end!
- You chose to slip here, didn't you? - Yes!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- Pull it like this! - Are you okay?
- Milk, milk, milk! - Milk, milk, milk!
- Maeda wins! - Yes!
- Wow! - Wow!
- She did it in the end! - She did it in the end!
- I'm alone. - Go ahead!
- I'm counting on you! - Bye-bye!
- You're the only one left! - Bye-bye!
- I didn't wear an old-fashioned outfit today, but I wore two different outfits. - Oh!
- I wanted to be on TV with a clean look. - I see!
- That's right! If you lose here all of a sudden, you'll hardly be on TV! - That's right!
- Please do your best! - I'm not in a hurry!
- Okay! - I'm not in a hurry!
- Good luck, Maeda! - Good luck, Maeda!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Look over there, pie! - Look over there, pie!
- Start! - Start!
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Look over there, pie! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- Look over there, pie! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- Look over there, pie! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- Look over there, pie! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- Look over there, pie! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- Popular voice actor's CG... - You don't have to say it!
- Popular voice actor's...
...C.S. Original Signboard Program...
...produced exclusively by Fuji TV...
...on 2, from 10 p.m. tonight...
...Hirono Aya's only TV will start!
- Please don't miss it! - Yes!
- The show hasn't started yet... - Yes!
- ...but please watch it on-demand!
- And finally, Ajima-san!
- Please say a word to the camera! - Yes!
- Entertainment is strict! - Yes!
- Yes!
- You did great! - You did great!
- You did a great job! - You did a great job!
- I knew it! - Yay! Is it over?
- You did great! - You did great!
- It's not over yet! - You did great!
- There are more games! - Yes!
- More entertainment!
- Now, next up is... - There are more entertainment!
- Yazawa-san! - Yazawa-san!
- Yazawa-san! Go for it!
- I'm usually in charge of the agency...
- Oh, really? - Yes!
- I'm often called a "fool" by Maimai, so I'm not losing to her today!
- Oh! She wants проблема pie.
- Yazawa-san, are you usually called "fool" like that?
- I'm sad.
- Do your best!
- Get ready!
- Get "original pie" started!
- We're just two people.
- Let's raise our official flag and do rock-paper - scissors,pak!
Go over there.
As expected!
Idiot!
Yano, you really are an idiot.
Yano, are you opening your mouth?
Wow, scary!
Bye-bye!
Stop it!
Bye-bye!
Watch out!
You're the one who's going to fall!
I want to go home!
You want to go home?
The game is about to end!
Yazawa-san really does look good in a Fuji-TV bath!
Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
Oshima-san, what do you think of Aizawa-san?
She's stupid!
That's right!
We've already decided who will go home!
Yeah!
The idol league is over!
Every match...
It's too late!
Every match...
It's really scary!
Go home!
Do your best!
The one who wins will be the winner!
No!
It's too important!
Let's go home!
Go home!
Do your best!
Go home!
Do your best!
Go home!
You did it!
Amazing!
You did it!
Michael, you're amazing!
You're holding it in!
Michael, you lost...
Yes.
She's expressing her frustration in front of Keisuke Kuwata.
What's wrong?
It's hard.
I'm scared.
You're scared.
You're the scariest.
I'm scared.
You're good at maintaining it.
It's dangerous.
Edmure, please welcome her.
It's dangerous.
The winner is...
A.K.A. Bill!
Now, let's go over there!
Wait! Wait!
Master, you'll get our revenge, won't you?
Master!
You'll get our revenge, won't you?
Master!
Hey!
Master, A.
I had a little feeling when you were wearing that T-shirt...
But I thought that if you got excited in the end...
You'd be able to finish it.
Who is your opponent, Jo?
Master Sata?
No, you're crazy!
Go!
I can't stand it when you suddenly say that!
Okay, that's it!
That's it!
This is terrible!
Let's just take off the pin mic for a bit.
What's with you?!
Yeah...
Wait!
We're idols, so we're not just a comedy show!
We're serious!
We're not just a common variety show or a fool's show!
Are you okay with this?!
Oh...
Are you serious?!
I understand.
So, the winner is...
This is terrible!
Okay, okay, okay!
What's wrong?
The member who throws the pine...
I want to do it!
I don't know what you're saying!
Wait!
The member who throws the pine is Chris.
I want to do it!
No, no, no...
No, this is...
This is...
I don't know how to handle these kids!
I know how to handle these kids!
Why?!
No, this is...
Excuse me!
Why?!
Because you slipped!
Now we have decided who bathes in Fuji TV!
We thought we'd be able to escape if we won!
We can play games and wear pies and it won't be fun at all!
Rock, paper, scissors doesn't make any sense! There's no excitement at all!
Hey! Don't mess with me!
For bad boys, please throw a pie at each other.
- For idol groups? - Yes, for idols.
- For actors, for singers. - Wait a minute!
Look at the flyers! Make sure you finish the winning ones!
- Wait a minute! - This is bad news!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! The pie's pressure! The pie's pressure!
The pie's pressure is amazing!
I don't want to hate cake like this!
You know...
The pie's pressure is...
It's... It's dark in here!
I don't like it!
- Shall we start? - I don't like it!
- Are you ready? - I don't like it!
- It's already 4 months!
- And... - It's expensive!
- And... - I'm sorry!
- This isn't a commercial! - What?!
- We're on-demand now! - Hey!
It's not on-demand at all!
- What?! - What?!
- The winner will win! - Is it a pie?!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Look over there! - What's with you and Toji?
No, no, no!
Not with your teeth!
With your...
With your standing position! What...
What...
What are you doing?
Don't do that with a pie!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
- What is it? - Are you ready? - Yes!
- The winning team will win! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- Look over there, pie! - I'm so nervous!
Masuno-san, start!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- Who's first? - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Look over there, pie! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock, paper, scissors!
- This is Fukuoka's rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
Please don't be so nervous... you scared me!
I don't usually do this!
I don't usually do these things.
My heart is beating fast!
I'm trembling!
I'm nervous!
One, two...
Jack it up! Jack it up!
Jack it up!
He's so kind!
I'm trembling! I'm trembling!
You're the leader, right?
That's right!
No matter what kind of guy, he's scarier than a fly!
Leader!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
One, two...
Jack it up! Jack it up!
Look over there!
Jack it up!
I did it!
Go, everyone!
Go, Aino and Rinku!
Go, everyone!
Wow!
What's going on?
Oh, poor thing!
Kiyo-san! Kiyo-san!
Kiyo-san!
You're amazing, Masuno-san!
You're so cool! You're so cool!
Kiyo-san!
Masuno-san!
Masuno-san! Masuno-san!
Kiyo-san! Don't cry yet!
Don't cry yet!
Kiyo-san, don't cry yet!
She's laughing so much!
Alright!
Ready...
Go!
Don't be scared!
MC!
Wait, wait, wait!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
And with that...
Team AKB wins!
And with that...
Everyone, please go and take a bath.
And with that...
That's it!
Who are you?
Um...
I'm Pie Man!
Pie Man!
I'm Pie Man who lives in Fuji TV!
You're the rumored...
I'm Pie Man!
I'm Pie Man who always appears at the end of the show!
It's an honor!
And with that...
Team AKB won in a row for three days in a row...
How was it participating in this show?
It was fun!
I'm glad!
Please come again!
Don't come again!
And how about you two from BAD BOYS?
Um...
What's wrong, Kiyo-san?
Um... I like this show better than the daily show.
Can you two dance a little?
And with that...
This has been "Looking That Way, I'm Pie"!
Goodbye!