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[Rocket Punch's 12-year-old self-introduction]
- Okay, it's started! - Okay!
- And I've finally joined. I'm 12 years old, right? - 12 years old.
- I'm 12 years old, so... - Huh?
- 20 years old? - Huh?
- 8 years old? 9 years old? Am I wrong?
- 9 years old... - But...
- Huh? I'm in 6th grade and in 11th grade, right?
- Really, back then...
- When I was 12 years old, I really...
- I was gross. - You were gross?!
- Were you really gross?! - That's why there are so many shiny elementary school students.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I don't know anything about young people, but... - Yeah?
- What's trending right now, by the way?
- Huh? Right now...
- What's trending among girls who get along well with each other... - Yeah?
- I think fake nails are trending right now. - Huh?!
- Fake nails?! - Yeah.
- Back in the day, there was something like a superior battle.
- Superior battle?! I'm not interested in that kind of fashion.
- It's amazing, right now... elementary school, middle school...
- I can't think of anything else.
- Also, you know... - Is that so?
- You know what I mean?
Yes! I love you, I love you, I love you, it's true!
I love you, I love you, I love you, let's kiss for proof!
Kiss!
Just thinking about someone you like
Makes me smile
Under this blue sky
I feel like I could die
That I was born into this world
I want to thank you now!
A little flower swaying in the wind
Bows its head
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
My feelings...
Let's turn loneliness into a legendary story
Let's bring our lips close to each other's
I love you, I'm serious
I love you, I love you
I love you, let's kiss for proof
Kiss
[Idol League]
It's the fourth episode of six episodes.
Let's do our best!
I'm MC and Bakaruzu, Masutayo. Nice to meet you.
I'm TV announcer Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols and are now new to the industry.
We aim to make girls into one person.
It's a program that drives you crazy.
[Idol League] [Idol League]
It airs every Tuesday at 2:33 p.m.
[Idol League] [Idol League]
This is what every song on "Idol League Diary" looks like.
Everyone, please take a look.
Now, let me introduce you to "Idol League"!
[Idol League] [Idol League]
First of all, today's theme is...
What to reflect on recently.
Yes, in front of "Idol League" sandwiches,
what you should reflect on recently is...
you often forget to eat.
[Idol League] [Idol League]
Second of all, "what you should reflect on recently" is...
you forget your mother's birthday.
I'm sorry!
[Idol League] [Idol League]
"Idol League" continues, so...
What you should reflect on these days is that you are not yourself, but that you do not know who you are.
I'm Yurika Tachibana, an anime broadcaster.
What you should reflect on these days is...
I'm Okawa Ai of IDOLiNG20. What you should reflect on these days is...
I've spent a lot of money.
I'm Hashimoto Kaede of IDOLiNG21. What you should reflect on these days is...
It's my first recording and I was so nervous.
What you should reflect on these days is...
Welcome, welcome to Japan.
You are shining here and now.
You are beautiful and you are my pride and joy.
You are my pride and you are my joy.
Let's learn to play the guitar!
Let's learn to play the guitar, everyone's favorite!
Today, we have a special guest!
It's them!
- I'll do it. - Just stand up and protect me for now.
- Hey... - Yes, yes, yes?
- Let me be in charge of you. - No!
- Let me be in charge of you. - Can you let girls be in charge of you?
- Why do you want girls to be in charge of you? - How many times have you said it?
- I'm sorry. Please. - Thank you!
- Thank you, thank you, thank you. - Yes.
- You're just a pervert and a yankee, aren't you? - Thank you, thank you.
- Why do you want me to be in charge of you? - No, no, no.
- I thought he had a different approach from that day. - I was surprised.
- I thought he was going to do something. - Yes.
All right, today's guest, AKB48's famous band, Hatsune Miku!
- Yes! - Hello!
- Yes, hello! - Hello!
- Now, when we were hiding... - Yes.
- ...the idol groups and we stopped by Japan Television. - Yes, yes.
- We allowed them to appear on AKB. - Yes, yes.
- Today, we have them here with us. - Yes, we do.
- AKB and their collaboration! - Yes!
AKB idol group "Chuushiyouzei" made their first appearance on "Oricon Daily" and came in second place!
Everyone came to commemorate that.
Elevators are really popular on Japanese TVs.
Japanese TVs only have posters of artists and young people.
Elevators only have posters of artists and young people.
Bad treatment!
I'm sorry!
Fuji TV is doing a great job!
Thank you!
Since you're here, could you introduce yourselves?
Please tell us how you feel about coming to Fuji TV's studio.
Fuji TV is a big studio! Thank you for having me!
Big studio is big studio!
Fuji TV's producer feels more love than Japanese TV's producer!
Thank you for having me!
Fuji TV's studio feels bigger than Japanese TV's studio!
I'm Elepyon Goto's Elena! Thank you for having me!
Fuji TV has less oxygen than Japanese TV!
I'm Kojima Aruna! Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
Fuji TV has more delicious food than Japanese TV!
Thank you for having me!
Fuji TV has beautiful night view!
I'm Itano Tomomi! Thank you for having me!
Fuji TV is beautiful inside and outside!
Thank you for having me!
I'm Matsui Jurina of SKE48! Thank you for having me!
SKE48 is an idol group from Nagoya.
It's like an AKB brotherhood.
So you're based in Nagoya?
Yes, we're based in Nagoya.
So you're one of many members of SKE48?
Yes, we're one of many members of SKE48.
Until last month, you were elementary school students, right?
That's right!
From this year to July, you're in your first year of middle school.
That's right!
So, you're in your first year of middle school.
You're so cute!
Thank you!
We were really copying you, AKB!
You should have said it louder!
We're not similar in any way.
If we were all together, we wouldn't be able to tell apart our personalities.
You said too many things.
It was the first time we competed in an in-store seeding.
It was the first time we competed in an in-store seeding at the end of the year.
It was a terrible result.
I think Kiyoto-san was great.
Except for Kiyoto, everyone else was terrible.
I understand.
Let's get started.
Everyone, please take your seats.
I can't lose!
This guy is great at seeding!
He's strong!
You remembered well.
He's strong.
There's a textbook for seeding, right?
There isn't!
We can't lose!
Don't think we'll disband if we lose.
We won't disband.
Let's go back to the explanation.
In seeding, the person who has a certain theme will say, "That sounds good."
For example, Masuno-san said, "That sounds good."
If it's not "that sounds good" or if you have "um" or if you're stuck, you'll be out and you'll be disqualified.
If you lose, you'll get the anger of "that sounds good" behind you, so please be careful!
Let me announce today's theme.
The theme is...
A line that an idol who broke and became a tengu would say.
Well, there isn't one in here, but still!
There isn't one in here, but still!
There isn't one, right, Tomoka-san?
No, there isn't!
Are you a tengu?
No, I'm not!
Are you a tengu?
No, I'm not!
It looks like you're grinning.
No, I'm not!
What is this?
You have a strange image.
No, I'm not!
Everyone, please get used to it!
Well, first...
Let's go with "to".
"To" from "akb48".
"To" starts with a line that an idol who broke and became a tengu would say.
Start!
That sounds good!
For now, just bring it over.
That sounds good!
Okay, I got it.
Say it again.
I can't hear you.
Wow!
That sounds good!
The chair is too small.
That sounds good!
It's because you're big.
Nice to meet you.
I'm not.
That sounds good!
In many ways, everyone around me is annoying.
That sounds good!
Go buy some ikayaki.
That sounds good!
Don't say it first!
Actually...
Can you go buy some cocoa?
That sounds good!
You look like you have a bad stomach.
That sounds good!
A pencil sharpener is cheap.
That sounds good!
"Ijikuso" sounds bad, doesn't it?
"Ijikuso"? "Ijikuso"?
That sounds good!
"Ijikuso"?
Don't eat it like a cat, will you?
That sounds good!
It's going on.
I want to buy boars.
That sounds good!
Listen up. What I'm about to say may not be absolute, but please listen.
That sounds good!
Boars' nostrils are dirty, aren't they?
That sounds good!
You said something dirty, and then you said it's bad.
You said it's bad, so it's all bad.
What?
What is it?
Today's winner is Inoki.
"Oh, no." "Good luck."
Bye-bye.
It's ugly! It's ugly!
He's ugly today, too!
Well, Kikuchi-san is out.
So, let's have Oka-san, a colleague of the agency.
I'll do my best!
You have a lot of "i"s, don't you?
That's right. I tend to have a lot of "i"s.
So, everyone, please do your best.
Well, there's more "i"s.
Let's start with Kojima-san, an idol whose "i" started with "i" and ended up with "tengu."
That sounds good!
Get me some medicine.
That sounds good!
It's "tei," isn't it?
Don't underestimate "tengu."
That sounds good!
A "yokan" isn't the "yokan" I told you about, is it?!
That sounds good!
Amazing!
If you have "yo" in your name, say it out loud.
That sounds good!
You haven't eaten garlic, but you smell like garlic, don't you?
That sounds good!
Amazing!
You look like you want to bully me!
That sounds good!
It didn't work out!
This is your first time, right?
Yes, it's my first time!
This is where you have to work hard!
New! New!
Only the bottom is new!
It's like a cash register!
Wonderful! There's a new way of opening it!
Let's continue!
Since we're here, let's go in!
Let's continue!
Where does it start?
It starts with "i"!
Let's start with Hashimoto-san!
That sounds good!
Go home!
That sounds good!
I want to eat boar hotpot!
Boar!
There's a lot of "i"!
It's hard!
Let's continue!
Face forward!
Just now, right before you started, you said "face forward" with a small voice.
Wait a minute!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
You're doing it as a hobby, not as a job!
You're right!
Okay! So, you're disqualified!
Please come out!
Let's start!
Let's start with the idol who broke his stomach and became a tengu!
Let's start!
That sounds good!
Just remember what I like.
That sounds good!
Squids like me.
That sounds good!
I thought of following you, but I don't know what you mean!
Squids like me!
I don't know what you mean!
I'm glad you're still alive!
Squids like me? What do you mean?
Please come out!
It's impossible for you to have squids!
It's impossible for you!
It doesn't matter if you're a tengu or not.
It's just that you have too much knowledge about squids.
Okay! So, you're disqualified!
You were doing your best, weren't you?
I'm sorry!
I think it was over.
She hates being complimented.
I'm sorry!
I'm not immune to compliments from you ladies!
I'm sorry!
She's an ordinary woman.
But she's not usually treated with variety.
She's wearing a white full-body suit.
She's in her mid-avertage age.
I'm sorry!
Let's have Yua-san join us.
Yua-san, please come this way.
Let's go.
Another Good
It's a good song.
There's a lot of good songs, like "Iskandar" (Scandal)
Or "Space Battleship Yamato"
"It starts with "i"
Take a break and become a tengu
Is what Oka-san says.
Start!
That sounds good
Bring me the ink quickly
That sounds good
I won't read letters
That sounds good
Don't use ring gums
I don't know what you're saying
I don't know what you're saying.
Just in case, let's hear what's going on.
What's going on? (What's going on?)
I think I was going to use patching gum.
What's patching gum?
Um, um, you eat it
Um, you eat it
You bite it
That's not what you eat, Utopia.
You bite it
Um, in addition.
But with ring gum, you can't give a good reaction.
So you want me to bring you better gums
It's long
I see, you said something bad about me.
Punishment game
First punishment game
Three generations
Scary, scary, scary
How do you feel about your first punishment game?
How do you feel about it?
I'm starting to sweat.
That's probably your nose water
You're shining a bit (You're shining)
Welcome to Ring Esco
Okay, next up is the ring
It starts with a ring
- Can I join the ace? - No!
- Why? Is it in order? - In order?
- Are you a professional? - No, I'm not!
- Then, second group, come in. - Second group? I'm sorry.
- Let's do our best. - Hang in there.
- It's terrible. - Let's go.
- "It starts with a ring and ends with a ring" lines from Saturn. Start!
- That sounds good! - I hate that costume!
- That sounds good! - Don't bring a different color one. It's the same as that one.
- That sounds good! - What's with you?
- It's like "Kanaka Kunie" from "Ruru Ruru Ruru". - That's a good one!
- You can't eat an Ika Ring if it's not connected like this.
- It's so cold! - I'm sorry, but it's too cold!
- It's an idol ring! - It's so cold! - I can hear you! Out!
- What's with you? It's so cold! - Out!
- The comments aren't laughing at all! - It's terrible!
- The MC and director are getting sloppy. - It's so sloppy!
- It's an idol ring! Out!
- Can you do it? - I can do it.
Like always, like always.
I'm not good at guessing and I don't know how to do it.
She doesn't know how to guess.
There was a little blank.
Please practice a little.
That's right.
That's Mori-san's fault.
It can't be helped. It's hard to react.
Men don't come out much.
I want AKB to be as dynamic as that.
Can Rurika-chan come in?
Yes, please come in.
Rurika-chan, please come in.
That's right.
You have the most winning record, don't you?
Yes, I'll do my best.
AKB-san, please do your best.
Now, we have "ikara" again.
"Ikara", "hajimari", "breaku" and "tengu natchatta", "aidol ga ii souna" lines.
Let's start with Ono-san.
"sore ii sou" (that sounds good)
That's a weird coverage, isn't it?
"sore ii sou" (that sounds good)
I want to buy a cat, though.
That was fun!
That was normal.
Now, let's do it for middle school students.
It's hot, isn't it?
If you use your strength, you'll be fine.
Because an old man will do it for you.
That's wonderful!
Congratulations!
You can do it!
Don't tell your parents when you go home.
Please be quiet.
We'll be scolded.
"Breaku" and "tengu natchatta", "aidol ga ii souna" lines.
Let's start with Yazawa-san.
"sore ii sou" (that sounds good)
I'm sleepy.
"sore ii sou" (that sounds good)
Why do I have to wait?
"sore ii sou" (that sounds good)
You look like you're drunk.
That's mean!
You're late.
I'll say my punishment.
My writing was bad, wasn't it?
It wasn't bad.
Punishment!
I think so, too.
Let's call Fujicia-san.
Wow!
Don't tell your parents you're going home.
You can say it!
You say it all the time, but you don't say it.
Now, we have an announcement.
It's already this late.
Let's hear it.
What should we do?
Let's hear it from AKB.
Can we hear it?
Yes!
Yes, please.
Well, Fuji TV...
On Fuji TV Next...
From 6 p.m. Sunday evening...
The first one-season...
One-season start commemorative game center CX...
It's 11th season.
11th season start commemorative game center CX...
Live broadcast special...
Amano...
Arino...
Arino-san!
Good girl, Arino-san!
Arino-san!
Goodbye!
Take care!
Goodbye!
You say it all the time!
Lastly...
lastly...
Arino-san...
I'm sorry.
I don't get it.
You don't need to take this with you.
Are you OK?
I put it on sudden.
Arino-san, please have fun!
I'm sorry.
I will apologize to you formally later.
I am serious.
Now...
The season has ended...
But it's on-demand from now on.
Continue...
Please do your best.
Up to now...
How many idols are left?
Four.
And the AKB team...
Oh no!
Let's go!
Let's start with Tengu Nacha Idol's lines.
Start!
That sounds good!
Let me go to the bathroom.
That sounds good!
I want to go home early at night, so wind me up.
That sounds good!
I told you to wake me up in the morning, you idiot!
That sounds good!
I... I had a rabbit's ear!
What do you mean?
Rabbit... I had a rabbit.
When I hold a rabbit, I hold a rabbit's ear.
Oh, I see!
A rabbit's ear... She was holding a rabbit's ear!
Oh, I see!
That's right!
But it has nothing to do with pink!
It has nothing to do with pink!
Pink!
You're being a utopian!
Oh, no!
Wow, you're wearing transparent pants!
Oh, no!
Where do you look at?!
An idol should not look at that!
Because...
You noticed it, didn't you?
Yes, I noticed it!
Because you know what I'm wearing, right?
You know what I'm wearing, right?
So you're not wearing transparent pants, you're wearing transparent pants!
I'm hooked!
But these are new pants, Mori-san!
Yes, yes, yes!
So, since all of you AKB members came, we thought of you!
It's show-off pants!
What's up with this?
No, no, it's fine now!
What? Oh, it's fine now?
It's fine now!
Oh, sorry!
It's fine now?
It's fine now!
I've been doing this for a while now, so it's fine now!
I was surprised!
You just ended it like that!
You ended it like that!
How many times do I have to say it?
It's a novel way of ending it!
So, show-off pants, please!
Oh, no, I'm scared!
Ohshima-san, you're doing a good job!
No!
You're doing a good job!
I'm drooling a lot!
She's drooling a lot!
"Drooling a lot" sounds cool!
"Drooling a lot"!
Okay!
Let's continue!
"Drooling a lot" starts now!
Break!
Let's start with Okudo-san, who has a line that sounds good!
That sounds good!
Huh? That's behind you?
I can't tell between your face and behind you.
That sounds good!
That's good!
Cut it out! The waiting time is too long!
That sounds good!
Don't make such a long face!
What do you mean?
It's funny!
Don't make such a long face!
Did you say it while looking at other idols' faces?
Yes, I was making a long face.
You were making a long face, weren't you?
Yes, I was a little irritated.
For example, what kind of face do you make when you make a long face?
Huh?
That's not it!
I'm sorry!
You did a good job!
Thank you!
I understand!
Let's continue!
Let's start with the next person!
It's Yagura-san!
Let's start with Yagura-san, who looks like she's about to say an idol who's starting to break down!
That sounds good!
Yoshiko, you don't look like you're making a long face!
No!
Why?!
That's not it!
Why?!
That's not it!
What is it?
Because you said you don't look like you're making a long face,
Yoriko said you look like you're making a long face.
Yagura-san, you're out no matter what you do!
Why?!
Penalty game!
That's not it!
You're out!
You look like you're about to say an idol who's starting to break down!
You said you're an ace, right?
I'm an ace!
Kojiharu?
Are you drunk?!
You look like you're about to say an idol who's starting to break down!
You're making me really mad!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?!
Please forgive me!
The mountain is broken!
You're all so cute!
Let's start!
Starting with number 4, we'll start with Tonoka- san who looks like she's about to say an idol who's starting to break down!
You look like you're about to say an idol who's starting to break down!
It's bad for your skin at night, so hurry up and give it back!
Your hands are dirty, but you're still an idol!
Don't do that, Runrun!
What's going on?
What's that sound, Runrun?
I feel like I'm not playing with people who are excited like Runrun.
IDOLM@STER!
Actually, it's not.
Oh, it's for changing the broadcast.
Oh, good!
Good!
Welcome to IDOLing!
That's Akibuki-san's voice.
Welcome!
That's nice.
Go!
That's what they say in the training center.
Now, starting with Kojima-san, who has a line that says "Break and become a tengu", start!
That sounds good!
Rurika, who's that?
That sounds good!
Nice!
Ladies are number one!
That sounds good!
I'm not an idol!
That's just how I usually am!
That's not it!
Idols don't say that!
You say it!
You say it, tengu!
I've never met a lady before!
She's an idol!
So, tengus don't say "ladies" anymore?
That's not it!
Awesome!
Even if they do this to me, I'll definitely win against them!
Even if they hold me down like this, I'll win easily!
Dirty and pretty mixed up, which one is prettier?
Your mouth is like a girl's.
Who's thinner than a girl?
Do your best on TV sites.
I'll do my best.
I'll broadcast it just in case.
I'll do my best.
Ms. Omizo, you can do it.
You can do it.
Let's start with Ms. Omizo.
That sounds good.
A hole in your navel like a lotus root.
That sounds good.
What's with this schedule?
That sounds good.
Did you eat a tomato?
There's a red one on your tooth.
That's funny.
I don't know.
It has nothing to do with you being a tengu.
Penalty!
Please.
When you walk, your hands are like this.
It's not easy.
It's like this girl running away.
That's funny.
You have a bad breath.
That's funny.
Can you stop being so elegant?
Stop it.
Elegance is important in this show.
Don't make it sound like a war.
Let's start with Ms. Tonoka.
A line that makes you want to be a tengu.
That sounds good.
Why do I have to walk?
That sounds good.
There's a drink in your room.
That sounds good.
Get me some yakult.
That sounds good.
Is it no good?
I thought it was okay.
You're using it seriously.
I wanted to drink it.
Get me some yakult.
That's dangerous.
There's only two people left.
There's a strong enemy here.
Can you turn off the camera and put on a comedian's costume?
A comedian's costume.
It would have been better if you didn't put it on.
I'm surprised you didn't put it on.
It's about facial expressions.
Can you turn it on?
It's on now.
It's before you talk.
Can you tell the difference in tone?
I talk first and then you.
You're embarrassing me here.
She's got mud all over her face.
She's embarrassed now.
That's a trauma.
Let's ignore it for now.
It's true that she's excited.
All right, let's go.
Let's start with Ms. Omino with lines that start with "te" and end with "ke".
That sounds good.
You've got armpit hair growing out of your fingertips.
That sounds good.
You're not good at making plans.
That sounds good.
It's hot. Bring a fan.
That sounds good.
You're not used to being a model.
What a shame.
It's a shame, but it's because you're an idol.
She said the same thing.
All right, the punishment game!
Itano, you can do it!
You can do it, Itano!
She's cute!
Why are you laughing, Mori-san?
Mori-san!
I like you a little.
She wanted to do it personally.
She's cute!
All right, let's go!
Let's start with Ms. Kojima with lines that start with "te" and end with "ke".
That sounds good.
Can you let me work on TV?
That sounds good.
Tengu and brothers.
I knew it! I knew it!
There's a limit to rules.
An idol who used to be a human being now seems to say "Tengu and brothers."
No, it's too "Tengu" and "Tengu and brothers"
I don't need this role anymore.
Unnecessary! Unnecessary!
Awesome!
Awesome! Awesome!
What's this?
Awesome! You're number one today! You're number one today!
Awesome! Awesome!
You look like you can't say anything.
Awesome!
Please say something.
You're a fan, aren't you?
In a low voice...
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I'm short of water.
I'll give you water later.
Please wait a little longer.
Awesome! You're number one today!
You're number one today!
You're number one!
You can do it!
Let's start with Yokoyama, who looks like she can say anything.
You look like you can say anything.
Who is Kojiharu?
You look like you can say anything.
Why do you put lotus root in your lunch box when you can't eat it?
You look like you can say anything.
I don't know.
You did your best!
I feel like Rurika-chan just beat me up.
I wanted to say it now, but I couldn't because of Rurika-chan.
I'm sorry for my bad attitude.
She's a little upset.
Rurika-chan said "I like you" and I was surprised.
I couldn't think straight.
I didn't think you'd say it.
Now, the punishment!
Rurika-chan, look up.
Mori-san started using her knees.
Stop it!
Mori-san!
She's grinning all the time.
And with that, IDOLiQ has won!
And with that, Idling won again!
Yes!
Matsuboshi-san, is it okay for you to lose like this?
No, it's frustrating! Right, everyone?!
It's frustrating!
Right? Right, Kyoto?!
Can you stop turning off the switch?! The show is still on!
Are you frustrated?
It's frustrating, right?!
It's frustrating!
Can you speak up a little more?!
I'm sorry!
There's a mic in there, but I can't hear you over there!
I know, I know...
There's a lot of people here...
What?! What did you say?!
I don't know!
Well, we really lost, so it's frustrating!
We'll come back next time!
We understand!
We'll come back!
It's not over yet!
We hope you'll come back next time!
Okay, we hope you'll come back next time!
Alright!
And with that, that was Idling-san!