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[Yukkuri and Yurika have never spoken to each other before.]
- Hello! - Hello!
- Yay! - Yay, Yurika!
- Yes! - You two haven't spoken to each other yet, have you?
- We've barely started. - But, you know...
- You said you were from the countryside, right? - Yes!
There was a lot you wanted to talk about.
- Yes! I was really interested in it, too! - Oh, really?!
- Yes! - No way!
- You were really interested in it?! - Yes!
- I was! - How much of the countryside were you in?
- Well, we had a lot of rice fields, so we couldn't climb high buildings or cars...
- Huh? So you're not used to Tokyo that much?
- That's right...
- First of all, when you get on the train, you shouldn't get on the subway at first.
- There's no exit! - Yeah, there's no exit!
- It's like, depending on where you get off, it's a completely different area.
- Yeah! - So you should probably endure the subway for about three months.
- Probably. - Yes!
- Normally, you can probably go anywhere in Tokyo without climbing a mountain.
- Yes! - So for now, you should try and learn how to climb a mountain.
- Yes! - You can also play games.
- Yes! Games?! - Yeah, there's a game about climbing a mountain.
- Oh! - And now you can do it in Tokyo!
- Really?! Please let me play it! - Yes, it's like...
- It's called "Shibuya" or something like that... - Yes!
- A game about climbing a mountain? - Yes!
- I think you should be able to do it for about a month first.
- Yes! - You should start from there!
- Yes! - If you do that, you can become a city dweller!
- Yes! I'll do my best! - It's okay!
- Bakushi! - Yay!
♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ I love you, I love you, I love you, I mean it! ♪
♪ I love you, I love you, I love you, let's kiss for proof! ♪
♪ Kiss! ♪
♪ Just thinking about someone I like ♪
♪ Makes me smile ♪
♪ Under the blue sky ♪
♪ I get emotional ♪
♪ Being born in this world ♪
♪ I want to thank you now ♪
♪ A small flower swaying in the wind ♪
♪ Is snuggling up to me ♪
♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♪
♪ Holding each other tight ♪
♪ Let's turn loneliness into deja vu ♪
♪ Putting our lips close ♪
♪ We can become one! ♪
♪ I love you, I love you, I love you, I mean it! ♪
♪ I love you, I love you, I love you, let's kiss for proof! ♪
♪ Kiss! ♪
Idling!
I know, it's my 6th time today!
No, it's your 2nd time.
I'm your host, Bakaruzu Masaya!
Nice to meet you!
I'm your host, Bakaruzu Masaya!
Thank you for having me!
This show is for idling girls who are growing up as idol singers
who want to become millionaires.
The show has been airing every Tuesday night at 2:33 pm.
Let me introduce you, it's "Idling"!
(Applause)
Let me introduce you.
These three are the new members.
(Applause)
Let me introduce myself. The theme is "April's goal keeper, Yurika Tachibana".
I'm Yurika Tachibana, an idol trainee.
My goal for April is to have more than one classmate, so I'd like to make about 20 friends.
(Applause)
I'm Aoi Okawa, an idol trainee.
My goal for April is...
It's my first month of being an idol trainee,
so I'd like to do my best not to give up.
(Applause)
I'm Kazu Hashimoto, an idol trainee.
My goal for April is to go to junior high school,
so I'd like to make a lot of friends and do my best.
And I hope you can get an assistant.
(Applause)
Before the end of my idol training,
I'd like to do my best not to give up.
(Applause)
I'm Okairika, an idol trainee.
My goal for April is to keep challenging new things.
(Applause)
I'm Azaleca, an idol trainee.
My goal for April is to lose 30kg of weight.
(Applause)
I'm Funchy, an idol trainee.
My goal for April is to regain my youth.
(Applause)
I'm Yurika Yokoyama, an idol trainee.
My goal for April is to do my best not to give up.
(Applause)
I'm Yui Kawamura, an idol trainee.
My goal for April is...
I'd like to challenge myself!
(Applause)
I'm 13 years old, Nagano Serina. I'm self-taught as an exam student!
I'm 14 years old, Sakai Hitomi. My goal for April is... I'd like to increase my hobbies! (Applause)
I'm 15 years old, Asumi Nao. My goal for April is... I'd like to work harder and more freely! (Applause)
I'm 16 years old, Kyochi Ami. My goal for April is...
I'm a first-year social worker, so I'll work hard so I can do a lot of work! (Applause)
I'm 17 years old, Miyake Hitomi. My goal for April is... I'd like to go to a lot of boy training! (Applause)
I'll send you off with the members. However, this idol group will not increase only with members!
What do you think? Kikuchi-san, what do you think will increase?
Will there be ladies?
Excuse me! (Laughter)
But it's not good if you don't do it, everyone!
Well, for now, it's a new line-up, but we won't announce it on the show! (Laughter)
Miyake-san, what do you think it will be?
Bento!
Bento...
We don't have any money.
Asahi-san, what do you think it will be?
A fan!
(Applause)
We'll do our best!
Well, there are 38 fans here now.
(Laughter)
Say it! Say it, 38 people!
Say it!
That's not it! This is important for you!
What will increase is...
In fact!
The number of broadcasts for "Ground-level Idol Diary" will increase!
(Applause)
Thank you!
Thank you for saying that!
Thank you!
"Sansan TV", "TV Shizuoka", "Fukui TV", "TV Nagasaki", "Toukai TV", "TV Nishi-Nippon"
All of these songs will be broadcasted, but...
After this!
From here, starting from spring, you will be able to broadcast...
First of all...
"Nagano Broadcast"!
(Applause)
Mr. Nagano! Mr. Nagano, you're finally here! Mr. Nagano Broadcast!
I'm Nagano and I'm here!
You're here, aren't you?
(Applause)
Is there no other reason than your name?
Yes!
Yes, let's really thank you!
Yes, everyone in Nagano, thank you for coming to "Idol Ring Diary"!
Thank you!
Yes, that's not all! Let's continue!
Next up is...
Ms. Ehime!
(Applause)
Thank you!
Ms. Ehime, you're close with...
Ms. Tachibana!
Yes!
Are you close?
We're close!
Ah, well, if we take the Shinkansen, we'll manage.
Oh, if you take the Shinkansen like that, you'll manage.
Well, Ms. Tachibana...
Yes?
Do you have anything you'd like to say?
Um...
Ms. Ehime, thank you very much!
(Laughter)
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes, yes, let's continue!
Next up!
Next up is...
Yes!
Ms. Sain Chuou TV!
(Applause)
Ponchi-san, it's your turn!
My...time has come.
Do you know what prefecture there is?
Yamazaki prefecture.
What is that?
I've never been there! Where is it?
Where is my brother? Tell me about my brother!
Tell me about my brother in Yamazaki prefecture!
In Yamazaki prefecture...is it Ringo? (apple)
Ringo!
You're late!
Sain Chuou TV is in Shimane prefecture.
Shimane people, please watch "Idol Class Diary"!
Let's move on.
Let me read it for you.
Here it is!
"Okinawa Daily News"!
Thank you very much!
Okinawa people, please watch "Idol Class Diary"!
Thank you very much!
Now, it's not over yet!
- Sakai-san! - Yes!
Thank you for waiting.
- Finally! - Finally!
- Here we go! - It's been a year!
From Kyushu...
- TV Oedo! - TV Oedo!
There are many things like monkey's Takasaki Mountain.
- That's right. There's also a gummy egg. - And Suginoi Palace.
- That's right. - It's getting closer.
- It's getting closer and closer. It's good in this situation. - It's getting closer and closer.
- There's one more in Kyushu. - There's one more here!
Yes, here it is!
- TV Kumamoto-san! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Sakai-san's prefecture, Miyazaki's surroundings broadcast everything. - I see.
- First of all, let's start from the surroundings. - Let's start from the surroundings.
- That's right. - That's my suggestion.
Everyone in Kumamoto, "Idol Club Diary", one, two...
- Thank you for your support! - Thank you for your support!
Everyone in Kumamoto will broadcast "Idol Club Diary" from April.
- Thank you for your support! - Thank you for your support!
By the way, in the show, "Idol Club Diary" is...
Yeah, we can keep it.
Or... "Should we keep it?"
Shouldn't we just do it?
We're still recruiting singers with big hearts.
If you feel like it, please come to Fujiterry.
- Thank you for your support! - Thank you for your support!
Each song will be broadcast daily.
Everyone, please watch "Idol Club Diary".
- Thank you for your support! - Thank you for your support!
Now, the number of members, broadcast areas and AB-sans have increased.
Let's do our best today, too!
Idol Club Diary
Let's go!
I'm looking forward to it!
Endo Omai and Serina Naga.
The two idols are enjoying the spring of Hakone.
At the inn, they enjoy delicious hot springs and delicious food.
At night, they have a girls' talk by themselves.
Then, they appear in a hot spring scandal.
What will happen in the end of their journey?
Their true faces will be revealed now!
In addition, "Idol Club Diary" has a long interview with Rurika Yokoyama.
I think being an idol is difficult.
Monthly Idol Club Diary
"Monthly Idol Club Diary" will be released on April 30th.
Let me introduce the three members!
As you know, I introduce the members who joined "Idol Club Diary".
Today, the 20th member is Okawa-san!
Here she is!
Hello!
How about "fresh"?
"fresh"!
Please take a look at who she is!
She is 15 years old and was born on July 17th, 1993.
Do you know who she is?
She is not here.
She is from Hyogo Prefecture.
I see.
There are two people from Kansai.
Their hobbies are karaoke and shopping.
She is an OL!
No, no, I am a female.
Her specialty is basketball.
She was a sportswoman!
She wasn't here until now.
She was around that age.
She couldn't play sports.
I was also in the basketball club.
Basketball hasn't been popularized yet, has it, Miyasa?
It has!
The ball hasn't been hit yet!
Has it?
It has!
It hasn't been hit yet, has it, Miyasa?
Well, let's take a look at the results.
First of all, what do you think you need to study right now?
Increase facial expressions. I see.
My handwriting is dirty.
Your handwriting is dirty, isn't it?
It's okay, it's okay.
Everyone is dirty, so it's okay.
Yes, I'm glad.
What kind of pattern is it? What does it mean? For example, is it an idol-like face?
Well, in general...
In general, that's right.
I wonder if idols will be able to make various expressions in the future.
I think it will be impossible without it.
Oh, really?
Can you make at least one weird face right now?
Oh, well, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Um...
It's a weird face, right?
It's a weird face.
Oh, it's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
Um, let me know how long you'll do this.
One, two...
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh, I see. It's the same agency.
It's the same agency for the first time, but...
Is it an agency like that?
No, no, no.
My answer is...
I'm a model type, but I feel like I'm going to wear a character.
You're wrong!
You're totally wrong!
When you make a weird face, you're totally wrong!
As expected of you.
There are seniors like that too.
The point you think you won't lose here is...
Here it is.
The origin of dance.
Are you good at dancing?
I'm good at it.
Can you try dancing a little?
What kind of dance do you like?
Jazz hip-hop.
That's cool!
Last week's "IDOLing Diary" showed a little of it.
It's an audition scene.
I see! Please show it to us.
Is this your debut song?
Yes, it is.
Speaking of girls, last time Yazao-san said "fresh"!
She prepared a "fresh" dance for 3rd generation students.
I don't know why she did "fresh" dance after last recording.
Can you show us "fresh" dance?
Music, start!
What are you doing?
That's enough.
I want you to tell me how much pressure you were under.
You didn't want me to see you like that, did you?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll apologize to anyone.
Let's move on.
What makes you most anxious right now?
When you go to sleep, are you anxious about not having nightmares at the same time?
I see.
Yes.
What?
What do you mean by having nightmares like that?
Yes, I have nightmares like that.
Do you dream of having nightmares?
Well, I do sometimes in my dream.
Do you dream of having nightmares sometimes?
No, well...
I dream of having nightmares sometimes.
I dream of having nightmares.
I dream of having nightmares regularly.
When you dream of having nightmares, do you dream of having nightmares regularly?
Do you dream of having nightmares regularly?
That's what you mean, right?
Yes, I dream of having nightmares regularly.
But when I'm at home, I can't help it.
You can't help it.
But when I'm at home, I can't help it.
That's right.
It's a little strict.
It's strict.
As expected of you.
Well, I have nightmares at home, too.
I secretly put them in my bag and brought them home.
I brought them home with no bread.
Okay, moving on.
What made you saddest in your life?
A couple fight.
When I said I wanted a dog,
they fought over whether to buy it or not and ended up getting divorced.
That's sad, isn't it?
Yes.
Um...this is just recently, but...
Oh, it's recent.
Um...while I was moving out of my house, I thought, "Oh, yay!"
And I've been saying this since I was little...well, I have two older brothers...
and my older brothers also say things like, "Well, whatever."
And I've always been telling my parents, "I want a dog, I want a dog," and...
My mom agreed with me...
and said, "Oh, let's go buy it."
But when my dad said yes, things started to move forward...
but the moment I told my dad, he said, "I don't want it because it'll come loose."
Your dad, too?
No...well, I'm a little worried about my dad, too...
First of all, it's a dog...
It's a dog...
but I feel bad for it when it's dead...
So...um...while I was in my room...
Um...I was like, "Huh? That's noisy."
And when I went to my mom and dad's place...
they were kicking the fan like, "Bang!"
Your mom and dad, too?
Yes.
Oh, whatever! I don't care about that! Just get a divorce and leave!
I was crying and said, "Bang!"
And they stopped me.
That's terrible, isn't it?
I'm sorry, Mom.
Did you win in the end?
I didn't win.
You didn't win.
Next, we'd like to ask the idols' seniors...
Is a variety show difficult?
We'd like to ask you about that.
How about you, Asahi-san?
Why me again?
Asahi-san, you said it's a variety show.
What are you saying?
Um... yes.
Please tell her.
I can't talk at all.
I'm nervous even when I'm talking.
What do you think, Yazawa-san?
What do you think? Please tell her.
I'm a student-type, actress-type girl.
I don't know much about it.
You're trying too hard.
Please laugh at me!
But, anyway, with a smile...
If you laugh, it'll work out.
We're like that, too.
If you laugh, it'll work out.
If you watch Fonji-san, you'll know.
Everyone, please get along with Okawa-san.
Miyake-san and Endo-san will do a handshake.
It's about time.
Mari, don't shake hands there.
Welcome back!
Let's continue walking.
Hashimoto-san!
Thank you!
Let's go!
What do you mean, "like Serina"?
Neither of you look like her, right?
She's 12 years old!
She's young!
She's really young! 12 years old!
She was born in 1997!
Recently!
If you put in "drag queen", you won't even remember "mera"!
The first half of the first half!
She was born in 1997!
She's 12 years old on January 12th.
Bodyboard as a hobby in Kanagawa Prefecture!
Let's go together!
You can't do that!
"Kan", "kai", "kai"!
What are you saying?
Let's go and see it!
Members say you look like her.
And... this!
The happiest thing in life is...
Entering an idol group!
That's right!
Are you happy?
If you don't know this, you'll lose half of your life.
Doing anything.
Anything?
If you don't do anything, you'll lose half of your life.
If you don't know "doing anything", you'll lose half of your life.
Yes.
For example, what do you recommend?
What I recommend is...
If you don't do anything, you'll lose half of your life.
I think it's good to try anything.
It's hard to say at your age.
Let's try it one last time.
Yes.
I want you to learn more and more.
What's your favorite word?
"A little, a little, a little".
I just said it, but it's over.
It's over?
Like...
Everyone's tired of it.
By the way, how do you say it?
Just say "A little, a little, a little".
Cute!
It's not funny, but...
That was popular.
Please teach us what's popular in school now.
Yes.
Next, what did you hate even though you loved it?
Beef.
Oh, it's beef.
Beef.
No, it's milk.
Milk.
Oh, you heard it wrong.
You heard it wrong.
It's milk.
It's just two cows.
When I was little, I really loved it and drank it a lot every day.
I got tired of it and hated it.
Every day, when I was thirsty, I would definitely drink milk.
It's good, isn't it?
But now...
I hate it now.
Next, what would you describe your personality in words?
Stupid!
You're clumsy, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
I said it earlier, but...
I wrote "beef" like that.
No, you didn't.
Oh, you're cute!
It's fine, it's fine.
So, Hashimoto-san, what will you be doing?
Well, first of all, let's have Okawa-san announce it.
On April 8th... I'm sorry.
The legendary railroad band has returned!
On Fuji TV 1, starting at 1:10 pm today, everyone's new railroad will start!
Yes!
Please listen!
I'm sorry!
It's fine!
So, we've introduced all of you today.
Lastly, Hashimoto-san...
Since we're here, let's have you look at the camera.
5 seconds!
Just a little bit!
I'll do my best!
Yes!
Thank you!
She's cute!
How far apart are you from Hashimoto-san?
Eight years apart from me.
How old are you, Okawa-san?
You said it at this speed, didn't you? Eight years apart.
You said it calmly, didn't you?
Really?
You're actually 12 years old, right?
20?
20 years old!
21 years old.
Parent and child.
Parent and child!
I'm not a parent and child!
I'm not crazy even if I'm a parent and child.
That's right.
You're a father.
I'm a father.
That's scary.
You're scared of yourself.
I'm not crazy even as a mother.
She's 19 years older than you.
What do you feel when you see me?
You feel like an old man and an old woman.
I feel like an adult.
Do you think I'm old?
Do you think so?
Well, you're old, but...
That's right.
How do you feel about the three new members we introduced today?
I hope you don't get dirty.
I think it's because we're in the middle of getting dirty.
We've gotten pretty dirty, haven't we?
How about you, Ponchi?
I live in the same city as Kairi-chan.
Oh, in Kanagawa Prefecture!
Yes, and I think it's about five minutes' drive by car.
That's right!
It's close.
The middle school I went to in Ohio and the middle school I went to in Anshiga are really bad friends.
Oh, really?
They're bad friends.
He's a yankee.
He's a yankee, too?
Just because you're in middle school doesn't mean you're bad friends.
You're the only one who's a yankee.
I hope you don't get dirty.
Don't get dirty!
You were famous for that in your hometown, weren't you?
You were famous for that, weren't you?
I was famous for that, weren't I?
You were famous for that, weren't you?
Okay, everyone!
Everyone, please get along with each other!
Okay!
Okay, everyone!
That was "I'll Introduce You To The Third Generation"!
Goodbye!