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I'm always drinking Coca-Cola Zero with my drink these days, and you're addicted to it, aren't you?
I do.
What is it?
Salt water.
Why do you drink salt water?
I buy water and put salt in it, and it's not good, but when I drink it, my stomach hurts the next day.
Why? It's just an "m".
Why?
It's really good for you, and when you have a stomachache, bad things come out of it.
Oh, you wrote your constitution.
Yes, yes, yes.
Mai-chan, I think you're in trouble financially.
I'm poor, so I can't buy it.
I'm sorry.
I was thinking of giving you 100 yen.
It's okay.
You bought water and salt yourself, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Then it's okay.
It's okay.
Like a shooting star, blue in the night sky...
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Just like turning pages at the end of the season,
it will come to you, too, often.
With those fingers, look,
and tell me who you are.
When the morning begins, no one will bother you anymore.
Even if you're clumsy, step forward and look at me.
Like a shooting star, like a shooting star that flows.
I've only just begun to shine.
Carrying the wind, I'll run through the gaps in the stars.
Won't you go and meet me in the future?
(I'm sorry, I can't translate all of this, sorry for any mistakes)
Nice to meet you, I'm MC of "Idling MC" Maso.
Nice to meet you, I'm MC of "Intelligent Answer".
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers,
and we want them to become one of us.
"Idling MC" airs this week from 2:40 p.m.
Let me introduce you, we are "Idling"!
Idling MC
Let's do our best!
Idling MC
Please! Please!
Now, let's announce today's theme. The theme is this!
A fake idling has finally appeared! What are its subtly different characteristics?
Here is today's theme's source of application.
3,275!
Your house is like this!
This is really...
What is this reality-free number?
What happened to Miracchio?
Miracchio's era has come.
Now, let's go. Who wants to go first?
Yes, I'm Idling No. 6, Tomoka Erika.
I got my fan name from you. Thank you!
A fake idling has finally appeared! What are its subtly different characteristics?
A fake idling's impression ends in a blink of an eye.
If you just watch it on TV, it's easy because there are many episodes.
But, those who actually do it use their brains.
The entertainers who appeared as guests also say it.
The entertainers say it too, but Masuno-san says it the most.
If you say it only once, you won't understand it.
There's a reason for it too.
You can't even grasp the rules.
It's amazing that everyone is doing it properly like this.
That's the real idling.
It's a famous segment.
It's a famous segment, so I thought I wouldn't neglect it.
Let's give it up for Tomoka Erika.
Thank you!
Yes!
Idollingz, nice to meet you, I'm Kirei Chanmi.
My fan name is Luke Sakame-san. Thank you very much!
Thank you!
What are the slightly different characteristics of fake idollingz that have finally appeared?
Fake idollingz are social MCs!
This is...
MCs are social, right?
I think you all know this, but it's really dark in Masuo-san's house.
It's not like that!
Even when I was in front of the toilet, I probably didn't think there were any idollingz members.
At that time, I was walking like this...
And Ami and Mei and I were like...
And I went up to Manso...
And I was like...
And I was like... "Is this really okay?"
And I got greeted like 3 times.
And you might think I'm crazy...
But I'm actually quite cheerful when I'm on stage.
When I'm on stage, everyone is like...
Manso, you look like you're having fun.
I'm even worse.
And also...
There was a live broadcast the other day, right?
And I was calling my friends and my friends came.
And after the live broadcast...
And my friends said, "We like you, Masuno-san, so you have to meet Masuno-san."
And after the live broadcast, I was talking with my friends...
Hey, Masuno-san wasn't there!
And at last, when Masuno-san greeted me...
I was like... "Ah..."
And I didn't say anything at all...
No, you're right. When you're outside...
You often make mistakes like Erii-san.
You're wearing a suit, so you're still...
You're erasing something, aren't you?
You're erasing the atmosphere...
I'm not trying to erase it!
I've seen you outside of the company once.
You're really erasing things, aren't you?
It's like you don't exist.
You're wearing flashy clothes, right?
You really don't have an aura.
I don't have an aura!
Earlier, you said something like "Hello."
But I didn't notice it at all!
You taught me in detail...
And when you said "It's Masuno-san," I was like "Ah, it's you!"
You're erasing it on purpose, aren't you?
That's right!
You're erasing it on purpose, aren't you?
That's right!
Even if you erase it like that...
People still talk to you a lot, don't you think?
Even now...
As expected...
It's really smooth to get on the train.
I can't say it's bad!
It's completely fine?
It's completely fine!
Also, Masuno-san...
I thought about how to call you...
I looked at you one by one...
What kind of calling you do you do?
Then, Maipuru-san and Mia-san and only Su-chan...
Call you Maipuru, Mia-chan and Su-chan.
It's fun!
I've never been called "Amemi" before...
I've also never been called "Umeko" before...
I said it earlier!
And I think it's because you're cute, Su-chan...
It's like... first-year students are really...
First-year students are more used to it...
It's obvious, but...
It's like you're a little far away?
Isn't it a little far away?
Yes! It's a little far away!
"Yazawa!" or "Takiguchi!" are nice, aren't they?
I've never been called "Takiguchi" before...
Also, you're really close with Erika, aren't you?
At school and stuff...
It's not nice!
That's not it!
She's really nice to me...
I can't say it!
It just happens to be like that!
Also, it's the first time I've seen Masuno-san on this stage!
I've met him!
Right, Ponchi?
Yeah...
Good morning!
Ponchi!
Ponchi doesn't always make it to the last minute!
It's like... until the show started, I didn't realize Masuno-san existed...
Right? Um... Kawamura-san, you know...
You know... you thought I was a song anouncer, didn't you?
You thought I was an announcer...
What should I do?
Really?
Kawamura-san, are you really an announcer?
Bring me some glitter or something!
No, that's not it!
For now, you're kind of cool...
No, but like... even when I'm looking at the camera and stuff...
Like, when we're lined up like this in the back...
My stomach doesn't feel like it's going to pop!
That's terrible of you to say!
She said "my stomach doesn't feel like it's going to pop"!
My stomach doesn't feel like it's going to pop!
"My stomach doesn't feel like it's going to pop"!
You're saying it personally and in private...
For now, this is... I'm sorry, but this is about me...
For now, this is a show...
What should I do? Please think about it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Let's plan a remodeling!
Yes, yes, yes!
Like, getting people to notice you...
Yes, yes, yes!
Like, your aura...
Yes, yes, yes!
I want to think about it!
Like, your hair!
Hair, yes!
Hair, hair!
Like, more blonde!
Hair!
So, let's think about it some other time!
Yes!
Let's giveating a big round of applause!
- Sakai-san! - Yes!
I'm Sakai Hitomi of IDOLiNG #14.
I got my fan name "Sunny Change-san". Thank you very much!
Let's go! What is the slightly different characteristic of fake IDOLiNG that has finally appeared?
Fake IDOLiNG has a long recording and has a slight mustache.
That means there are already a few of us who are fake IDOLiNG.
No way!
Maybe this "Sunny Change-san" has a mustache even if she is a woman when she is stressed out.
Is that so?
You are making a fuss in front of me!
Can I check your mustache?
Can you tell me about Sakai-san's story? It's a very interesting story.
Can you tell me about it?
Fake IDOLiNG has a mustache even if she is a woman when she is stressed out.
That's why fake IDOLiNG has a mustache even if she is stressed out during recording.
We don't feel stressed at all.
We are happy.
Those two over there are not stressed out. They are fake IDOLiNG.
Do you have anything to do with it?
Is that your gender?
Sakai-san, let me tell you about it.
- Okay, Yokoyama-san! - Yes!
I'm Rurika Yokoyama, 9th place in idol ranking.
I got my fan name from Ohayou-san. Thank you very much!
Let's go in.
What are the subtly different characteristics of fake idol rankings that have finally appeared?
Fake idol rankings...
There are people who are tall enough to make a constellation happy.
I really don't like constellations.
Do you really want to do it?
I don't want to do it!
Isn't it the opposite of fake idol rankings?
Until now, idol rankings have been based on constellations.
Well, there were first-generation constellations.
There were first-generation constellations, but...
First-generation constellations...
Well, even if you say that you want to do it, does that mean you want to make a constellation?
It's impossible, isn't it?
No, it's not!
Well, then...
It's getting close.
Yokoyama-san, please do it for a while.
I don't know anything about constellations yet!
That's right!
I don't know anything about constellations!
Really?
Constellations... What kind of constellations are there?
I'm a little confused, too.
You just have to fold your legs, right?
Fold your legs...
Folding your legs...
Please do it for a while there.
Did you prepare a tatami mat?
Ah, there's a tatami mat.
A tatami mat has been prepared.
As soon as Yokoyama-san chose that answer, the staff started moving.
Ah, it's here! The tatami mat is here!
I'm going in!
This is bad.
It's here! It's here!
It's here!
It's right next to you.
It's cute, it's cute.
It's cute.
Maybe... But you still have to look at it a little more to know what constellation it is.
Why?
Let's look at it for another 20-30 minutes.
No, it's fine!
Okay, then I'll let Yokoyama-san do it for you.
Okay, thank you!
Eto-chan!
Yes!
I'm Idling No. 4, Tomomiya.
Thank you for giving me the fan name "World No. 4".
What is the slightly different characteristic of fake idling that has finally come out?
Fake idling is when there is a fake idol.
Oh!
Wow!
That's close!
But there is a fake idol.
There is a real idol and a fake idol...
There is a real...
What?
There is a real idol and a fake idol.
What are you trying to say, Maki Horikita?
What do you want me to say?
There is a fake idol and Maki Horikita.
What are you trying to say, Maki Horikita?
Are you trying to say something?
By the way, who was the first one to say that I look like Maki Horikita?
It's true!
Who made that serious mistake?
Who?
Who made that serious mistake?
You did it!
She's talking about herself!
She's taking it seriously!
I thought it was someone around Eto-chan.
No one said that.
I haven't heard of it.
And I heard that her photo book is selling well.
It's a surprise.
How come? Is it selling backwards?
It's a joke, isn't it?
It's selling, Toshiya.
Thanks to you.
I told you I'd promote the show.
It's good.
I have to say it more.
Takiyo-san, please explain your photo album.
What kind of photo album is it?
It's not interesting at all.
It's not nasty either.
It's selling like this.
The face is completely different.
It's like a comic picture from here to here.
It's different?
The body is beautiful.
It's super big.
It's like this.
Hey!
Don't say that.
The break is different.
I told you not to say that.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
It's like a panel from here to here.
It's not a panel.
It's a proper CG synthesis.
Kawamura-san!
Yes!
I'm Kawamura, 12 years old, and my fan name comes from you. Thank you!
You're welcome.
What's the slightly different characteristic of fake idols?
Fake idols are cute when they wear "nyan" on their lips.
That means if we wear "nyan" on our lips, we'll become cute, right?
Oh, I see. That's true.
Can I try it?
Go ahead and try it.
Can I try it by myself?
Yes, you can try it by yourself.
You can try it by yourself and let someone else do it for you, right?
Yes! There are various types of idols.
There are.
That's right! First of all, there's Mr. Namateru Sakachi.
That's complicated.
"Nyan" on Miyazaki's lips and "nyan" on his lips...
That's right!
Let's take a look.
There it is!
"Nyan" on Sakachi's lips and "nyan" on Miyazaki's lips...
Yes.
14-year-old idol, Hitomi Sakai's "nyan".
It's definitely not cute, right?
Well, it's not that weird.
Why did you say "nyan" in such an airy place?!
Try it! Try it!
Try it! Try it! See what happens!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Okay. Um...
Hello, nya!
That's good! That's good!
That's good!
I'm really good at this!
You're good at it!
Sakai-san, Sakai-san, but Sakai-san had a taste for it.
Right?
Michael, right?
Yes.
You're watching Michael, right?
Yes.
Before the end of IDOLiNG #3, nya!
Your hands are hot!
One more time! One more time!
Can I do it seriously?
That's good.
It's a stupid rhythm, nya!
That was the cutest!
That's all.
That's all?!
Just do it!
Can you do it yourself?
Yes! It's okay!
She said it herself!
Um, by the way...
She's cute.
Yokoyama-san looks like he's having a hard time.
Are you okay?
My knees hurt.
It's still okay.
It's okay.
There's still 6 minutes left?
I'll keep doing this until IDOLiNG #3.
Now, next...
Takeguchi-san!
Yes!
IDOLiNG #5, Takeguchi Mira here!
I got this from a fan named "udon iron"!
Thank you!
Let's end it here.
What are the slightly different characteristics of fake IDOLiNG that have finally appeared?
Fake IDOLiNG is weak against sudden actions!
I see.
Fake IDOLiNG...
Yes!
Takeguchi-san, in your opinion...
Up until now...
Do you have any painful actions?
Um...
You've answered all kinds of actions, haven't you?
If I'm told to do something funny all of a sudden...
It's a little troublesome, isn't it?
It's not a proper action...
It's not like there's a flow or anything...
Yes!
Then, let's have you do something funny!
Please!
Okay, Mr. Tagiguchi, please make it funny! Please!
I'll do it with a song!
Ms. Morita, what did you think of Mr. Tagiguchi's performance?
Me? I think it was good.
You think it was good?
You shouldn't have said "gah" like that, Su-chan!
What's going on? Is it a fight?
It's a fight, isn't it?
It's a fight, it's a fight!
Mr. Tagiguchi may have laughed a little.
But you shouldn't have said "gah" like that.
I'm saying it was good.
If you say it was good, we'll be in trouble!
I'll say it again, but it was cowardly.
You shouldn't have said "gah" like that, Su-chan!
Su-chan, the other day, we went to the supermarket that sells water for 77 yen, but it wasn't 77 at all! It was 100 yen!
Violence is not good! Violence is not good!
Please stop!
That's only after the sale is over, right?
And we gave you one puri-tsuki, so is that worth 20 yen?
No, it doesn't matter! It's not like that, Su- chan!
And then, on Sunday morning, it came out again!
What did you get, Su-chan?
Food! I ate a lot of food!
I was surprised! Was it a regular? Was it a regular?
I was surprised! Huh? Is it Kiro-man?
Kiro-man?
It's Ultraman, right?
Why are you posing like that?
I'm not!
Is it Kiro-man?
No, it's not!
What's wrong, Nagano-san?
I'm not posing like that!
What's wrong, Nagano-san?
What's wrong?
Everyone! Do you know who Su-chan and Kiro-san are?
It's rare, but they're amazing people!
They're amazing people!
They were united for the first time recently...
They were united?!
They were united!
Su-chan was united!
They were united!
At first, they were just a forehead.
Forehead?!
But after that, they transformed into cool people!
As important arms...
They were cool!
Why did you put your forehead in there?
They were cool, too!
They were cool?
They were cool, too!
And they were so cool, I got tears in my eyes!
But it doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
Don't say that!
You became united!
It's cool, but they closed their eyes and wrote "tsuji" in their faces.
They wrote "tsuji"?!
Do you write "tsuji"?!
You won't!
No, I won't!
Su-chan is like that!
It doesn't matter!
Su-chan, that's not true!
But you haven't had a bad relationship lately, have you?
- Have we had a bad relationship? - Of course you have!
If I invited you, you should have come!
You're lonely, aren't you?
- Why? - You're always crying.
- Of course I'm not! - You're crying?!
- Wait, wait, don't exaggerate!
- You're crying?! - Even though you've been away for a while...
Nagano-san, are you drunk already?!
Don't go any further! Don't go any further!
Don't go any further! Nagano-san, you're amazing!
- I don't want you to know! - But your makeup is different today!
- Ask her! Ask her! - Yellow! Yellow!
- It's yellow! - It's yellow!
Yellow! Yellow! It's curry, isn't it?!
- Do you feel like curry? - No, I don't eat curry.
- Eat some curry. - You pair yellow with curry.
- I don't eat curry! Go ahead and eat it! - Go ahead and eat it!
CURRY!!!!
- You can't get away with this! - You can't get away with this!
- That's enough for today! - Do you have any comments?
- Any comments? - Any comments?
What about Kikuchi-san? Is he not good with Nagano-san?!
You don't have any love life or anything?!
- Well then, I shall announce! - Yes!
Fuji TV's 15th Anniversary "MEZAMASHI TV" will be aired on Saturday this week from 6pm onwards.
"GENKI NO MINATOMO SPECIAL LIVE" will continue from 9pm and "WARAI NO MINATOMO SUPER LIVE" will be aired together.
Please watch it.
Yes, so we still have more today, but we haven't finished it at all.
We haven't said half of it yet, but we hope you will continue to enjoy it on demand.
Nagano-san, were you satisfied with today?
Yes, I'm glad I was able to convey Suzuka Morida- san's wonderfulness.
She's been cutting in since last week or so.
I guess she wants to find her own character.
Do your best, Nagano! I'll be rooting for you!
Sorry, Yokoyama-san is making a stern face.
- Yes, sorry to keep you waiting, Yokoyama-san! - No, it's fine!
Lastly, you've been on this show for a long time, right?
Since you've been on this show for a long time, please say a word of advice.
Please say it for the sake of the viewers as well!
Yes, so Yokoyama-san, please say a word of advice!
Demand and demand have been piled up ever since!
Good bye!
It looks pretty bad, doesn't it?
It really hurts more than it looks in pictures.
Pictures?!
But, Yokoyo-san, please continue to do it on demand.
You can do it! You can do it!
Wait, wait, let me check.
Is it under your feet? Is it under your feet? Is it under your feet?
It spins! It spins!
It spins! It spins! It's funny! It's funny!
Did you understand, girls?
It's like this.
Like this...
Like this, you can do it without any punishment.
Then, let's continue.
Kato-san!
Yes, I'm Kato Sayaka, the first member of idling.
I received my fan name "punch drunker" from you. Thank you very much!
Let's continue.
What are the subtly different characteristics of second generation idling that have finally appeared?
Second generation idling...
The more abnormal the second generation is, the more they come.
Is it still a little...
From Kato-san's point of view...
Are you still careful about second generation idling?
Ah, I'm careful about it...
I think it's because they're behind me...
Because of the line, it's hard for me to enter...
That's why first generation idling...
They talk too much...
I think it's hard for me to enter...
I see!
It would be nice if you could come here without worrying about it.
That's right!
Idling...
That's right!
It has nothing to do with Michelle!
Michelle, you should idle more!
Kamataka is far away!
Michelle is far away!
That's right!
But! But! But!
But!
But! But! But!
That's right! That's right!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
And every time you comment like this, you come out like this...
It's like you always talk in the centre...
That kind of thing...
It's like that...
But you can do more fake idling...
So I think you have to do more of the real idling like that...
I see...
Don't you think?
So...
Second generation idling...
Well, there may be a lot of second generation idling...
This area...
I take the talk!
Because I'm always guarding it!
But... But...
Don't you want to try it?
A little...
Of course!
Wait a minute!
You're making me look weird!
What? What? What?
Konaka is cute!
She's cute!
Her eyes are twinkling!
That's right!
Well...
I don't really mind if I stand out!
That's cute!
Actually...
Kiguchi-san comes in a lot!
That's right!
So...
While we're talking...
I'm sorry, but...
When you're talking...
It makes me angry!
That's right!
Why is that?
Why do you come in?
Even now!
Kiguchi-san doesn't want to talk!
I'm sorry!
Kiguchi-san, go ahead!
But Kiguchi-san...
Your hair is a little high here...
That's right!
It's okay!
Don't worry about it!
That's right!
We...
We said we want to go on a trip, right?
We want to go! We want to go! We want to go!
Where do you want to go?
Kaitai!
Kaitai is nice!
Right now...
What?
Ed-chan is treating us really well right now!
It's like "I like Aomori!"
I like Aomori!
What did you say?
I like Aomori!
I didn't think you'd capture my talk.
I like Aomori!
But it's enough.
Let's work harder from now on.
Yeah, let's work hard.
Let's work hard!
Fujino, you're okay, right?
Then I'll go to Monaco!
What?
Oh, you want to go on a trip?
You want to go to Monaco, right?
I understand.
That was fast.
But it was good, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Eto-chan, you took everything with you in the end.
Okay, let's move on to the next contestant.
Thank you!
Miyake-san!
Yes, I'm Idling No. 17 Miyake Himi!
Thank you for sending in your fan name "kuroski- san"!
Let's move on.
What's the subtle difference between "new idling" and "fresh idling"?
"Fresh idling" is...
Everyone has their own characters, right?
But we're all men, you know.
What do you think?
Don't you think it's weird?
But you're right.
Idols aren't popular right now, right?
Idols aren't popular right now?
Are you guys doing something that's not popular right now?
How lame!
They're all handsome.
They're all good-looking.
Even in dramas, they're all men.
I see.
If this was a male idol group, would the story have been different?
Maybe.
If I were one of the members and everyone was a boy,
I'd think about who would come closest.
And then...
There was "discoid" before, right?
There was.
Everyone did a lot of things with it.
The MCs of "discoid" were Ton-chan, Asahi and Nao.
And Edo-chan?
Who was Edo-chan for?
I forgot about Edo-chan.
Edo-chan wasn't handsome.
Well, it's true that Tomoka-san and Asahi-san weren't handsome.
They were cool.
They were cool, Ton-chan.
I'm happy that people say I'm cool like that.
But in "discoid" I couldn't do anything because it was too normal.
I had to ask Maria to do everything for me.
Because you had to do it in a funny way.
But this time, the standard is that you're handsome.
You're not handsome like Edo-chan.
But I wrote this in the waiting room.
Edo-chan is the most handsome one.
When I wrote it, I saw it and said,
Maria, if there's a show like this, I watch it every day.
You like idol groups.
You're handsome.
Maria...
What's with that "You like handsome guys, don't you?"
It's just...
It's neither good nor bad.
Well, you're already in second place, so...
Second place?!
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
Maria, you watched my blog again, didn't you?
Don't say that!
What was it like?
You wrote something useless again.
Useless? What was it about?
It was like, "It was snowing today."
Look outside, everyone.
It was very beautiful snow.
It was like a public celebration.
And at the end, you click, click, click.
And then you open it.
And then you see Maria's smile.
Open it! Open it!
If you don't open Maria's smile like that, you won't get there.
What's with that useless smile of yours?
It was terrible!
What was terrible was...
The content of the blog...
You forwarded it and sent it to the members.
Early in the morning.
No!
I was surprised!
No!
Maria, this morning...
When I woke up, it was snowing.
I thought it was like a small celebration, but at that time, I got an email from a member, so I thought I'd give back something.
I was just writing a blog at that time.
But I got an email, so I thought it was better to write it first.
I wrote it, but it's not all the same.
Can you arrange it a little?
I'll arrange it a little.
I arranged it a little.
Where did you arrange it?
No, that's because you all read Maria's flowers properly.
I didn't read it! I didn't read it!
Really, really, it was really a little different.
It was different.
What kind of arrangement is it?
Yesterday, Maipura and I drank Yuryuka Chotoku- san...
Stop it! Don't drink it!
Maipura, don't drink it!
Don't drink it!
There's a comedian named Yuryuka Chotoku-san.
Masuo-san was often mentioned in the show, so I was searching for a picture.
You finally did it! You did it!
That's right! That's right!
Eto-chan came out!
Eto-chan is red, right?
Yesterday, Eto-chan's picture came out.
It was exactly like it!
Everyone doesn't know Yuryuka Chotoku-san!
I searched for Yuryuka Chotoku-san and Eto-chan came out!
Eto-chan came out!
Isn't that amazing, Eto-chan?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
I don't like it!
What?
You don't like being called Yuryuka Chotoku-san?
I don't like it!
You don't know Yuryuka Chotoku-san anymore!
I know it! I've seen it!
Oh, you've seen it!
That's good!
It's good for everyone to acknowledge it!
That's right!
That's good!
You've been called a lot of names!
Right? Yuryuka Chotoku-san and Kishibe Shiro-san and so on, right?
Like Motai Masako-san and Sutekase King and so on, right?
No, I'm begging you, please say something cuter!
I'm still an idol, you know! Seriously!
You say things like "Horikita Baku-chan" because you get told so much, don't you?
That's right!
You're trying to get ahead of yourself, aren't you?
Because you all don't say it, I feel lonely in my heart!
You keep telling me so much, don't you?
Miraccha, give her a big hand!
Let's start with Yuta-chan and Sutekase King!
Just now, when Yokoyama-san started talking, you looked like you wanted it to end already!
You looked like you were in pain!
Ah, that's right! Yokoyama-san's turn is already over, right?
It's already over!
I see! I understand!
Then, Endo-san!
Yes! I'm Endo Mai, an idol singer!
I got my fan name "Aozora Baby" from you! Thank you very much!
A fake idol singer has finally appeared! What are their slightly different characteristics?
A fake idol singer's knees are all dirty!
A fake idol singer is...
Yes, a fake idol singer!
A fake idol singer is...
You know, everyone does their make-up and make up their faces pretty, right?
Yes!
But, of course, elbows, knees, heels and all of those parts of the body are...
Um...
Of course...
Elbows, knees, heels...
I think it's natural for an idol singer to take care of themselves!
It's natural for an idol singer, right?
Yes!
I think it's pretty!
Are you all pretty?
It's okay!
Yes, it's okay!
Yes!
Is it okay?
It's okay!
Mira-chan?
You're all dry!
You're all like cigarettes!
But, of course, everyone does their make-up and make-up their faces pretty, right?
Yes!
They do their make-up and make-up their faces pretty, right?
Yes!
But, sometimes, when I see them...
For example, Fonchi is pretty...
Fonchi?
Dirty.
What?! Fonchi's knees are dirty?!
It's not dirty, but...
"Go for it, girl!" (laughs)
The day before the music video shoot...
I went on a marathon at night...
To gain strength...
Because the next shoot is hard...
So...
I fell...
Into a hole...
And, at that time...
I got a big injury...
And it's still there...
It's still there...
"Go for it, girl!" (laughs)
(laughs)
There were also sand particles...
It's easy to get injured...
When I was in kindergarten...
I fell from a jungle gym...
And broke my neck...
(cheers)
And, at that time...
The movie...
My dad was shooting it...
And it's still there in my house...
(cheers)
It's still there...
And, when I look at it now...
It makes me laugh...
(cheers)
Wow!
It's a big injury...
"Go for it, girl!" (laughs)
That's right...
"Go for it, girl!" (laughs)
I've broken my neck...
Oh! You've broken your neck...
Where was it? Where was it?
It's not there...
You're lying...
(laughs)
Yokoyama-san...
Can you come in?
Ah...
My neck hurts...
(laughs)
Your neck hurts, doesn't it?
It's not broken yet, though...
(laughs)
My neck hurts...
A new character has appeared...
Yokoyama-san...
Yes...
Well...
Let's give her a round of applause...
Yes, thank you very much!
(applause)
- Michelle-san! - Yes!
Well, I got this from Little Witch-san, a fan-name that I've never heard of before. Thank you very much!
Thank you.
What are the slightly different characteristics of a fake idol that has finally appeared?
A fake idol is one who listens to the MC's nagging!
- Oh! - Yes!
But Michelle-san, you're basically just nagging!
No... No... But I came from Australia to Japan...
- And I've really gotten really good at Japanese... - You've gotten good!
- Um... I can even use honorifics now... - Oh!
When I first joined the idol group, I was already nagging the first generation...
- "Ah! Eh?! I haven't used it yet!" - "Ah! I haven't used it yet!"
- At that time you didn't know the honorific yet, right? - That's right. But now I know it perfectly.
- But now I know it perfectly. - If it's really like a reciting, Masuno-san would say...
- "Ah! As I thought! It's funny today!" - "Ah! As I thought! It's funny today!"
- "Where did you cut your hair?"
- But I can't say that... - But Michelle, you might be better at it, right?
- Is that right? - You're like Michelle, right?
- When I first joined the idol group, I said to Eto-chan, "Those glasses are really good!"
- "Unique! Unique!" - "Unique!"
- Eto-chan! Eto-chan! You said it! You said it, right?
- It's like Hans' glasses with a nose on it. "Those glasses are unique! Unique!"
- But I thought Eto-chan was good and your character was good and your glasses were selling well...
- My glasses were selling well?! - They were selling well!
- That's because my glasses were selling well!
- Your glasses were selling well on the streets!
- Michelle is the only one who calls Sayonara Girl "Sayaka" among all of us.
- Is that so?! - She doesn't call me "Sayaka" either.
- That's good! "Sayaka"! But at first, you called me "Kato"!
- You called me "Kato"! You called me "Kato"! - You called me "Kato"!
- You called me "Kato"!
- That's good! That's good! - Amazing!
- Before the show "Kato" came out, it got longer and became "Sayaka", didn't it? - That's right!
- But I didn't want to call other people by their names, so I wanted to give them my own special name.
- "Kato" is a good name, isn't it? - "Kato"!
- "Kato"!
- "Kato"! I like your hairstyle! - That's right! That's right!
- Thank you! - "Kato"!
- Let's give Michelle an applause! - Thank you!
- Asahi-san! - Yes!
I'm Asahi Nao, and I'm an idol singer!
I got my fandom name "Ratsu-san"! Thank you!
Thank you!
What are the slightly different characteristics of a fake idol group that just came out?
A fake idol group is "shownu" and their lights are dark!
- Ah... - I don't like that!
- This! - We need to think about it a little more.
- That's right. I thought about it... - Yes, yes.
In a fake idol group, it's dark...
I thought about who had the brightest lights in the group.
- And I thought it'd be Rurika-san. - Because Yokoyama-san is the biggest.
And... How do I say it...
I noticed it while watching the show...
Rurika-san doesn't move her head all the time.
She doesn't move it all the time, and even when everyone is laughing, she looks straight ahead and...
She does that.
When I noticed that, I thought, "She's really something."
Even though you're looking straight ahead right now, right?
You're looking straight ahead right now!
And that perfect Rurika-san...
At the rehearsal before this...
At the canceling party...
Everyone was talking, right?
They were talking, and Ami-chan was like...
Huh? Huh? Huh?
- I said, "Eh, what's wrong?" - No, it's fine!
Rurika-san was...
The judge!
No, Rurika-chan was...
Half of her butt was sticking out!
I don't know how it happened!
There was a girl sitting and there was a student behind her.
Her butt was sticking out beautifully!
But I didn't think Rurika-chan would stick out her butt!
Half of it!
Everyone said it was just their imagination!
Half of it!
I told Rurika-chan and she said, "Since I'm wearing long pants, there's no way my butt would stick out."
Ah, you're saying it's not like that!
Yes, but it was sticking out!
Half of it was sticking out!
Eh, do you often get your butt sticking out?
No!
You don't have all of it, do you?
I thought it was sticking out from below!
From below? Ah, it's sticking out from below!
That's bad, isn't it?
I said, "Since I'm wearing long pants, there's no way my butt would stick out."
But it was sticking out from above!
That's terrible!
Rurika-chan, you're really having a hard time, aren't you?
I'm having a hard time!
Ah, is it okay for you to go back?
Ah, is it okay for you?
Go back for a second.
Why?!
It hurts!
Is it okay for you, girls in the back?
This is--
It hurts! It hurts!
Stand up, stand up.
Shall we do a standing exercise?
Yokoyama-san!
You're really sticking out your butt!
Your butt is sticking out!
Yokoyama-san, your butt is sticking out!
Your butt is sticking out!
Your butt is sticking out completely!
Are you okay?
It really hurts.
Which one?
It's like a web show.
Are you okay?
Can you stand up?
It's amazing that no one is helping you.
I'm just watching.
No!
Do your best!
Do it, Fonchi! Do it!
It's not easy!
What is this show?!
It's hard. Are you okay?
Are you okay, Fonchi?
Your microphone is falling.
Fonchi, can you hold up your microphone?
This is "The One-generation-fearful Creation".
We've been doing this show for a long time.
But we just created it.
Are you talking about it?
Yes, we are.
And at the end, we push it a little bit with a stick.
I don't like it!
It's a show you don't know much about.
Asahi will give you this award.
Thank you!
Yazawa-san!
Yes!
Please talk about "Idling No. 7", Yazawa-san.
Thank you for giving me this award.
Thank you!
Let's move on.
What is "Idling No. 7", Yazawa-san?
"Idling No. 7" is all bad friends!
It's fake idling!
No one said it like that!
Fake idling!
Is there a crack in it?
No, there isn't!
Who and who? Who and who?
Huh?
There isn't!
Because I'm in the same class as Nikisei and Ishii-chan...
No, we're not in the same class!
We're not in the same class!
What are you saying?
We're in the same high school and we're in the same class with Abi,
and we watched "My Love Berry" in the morning, so we like it,
and we like mangoes and stuff like that...
The reason is weird!
The way she said "mango" is weird!
There was one time when I was really shocked,
and when I was talking with Erika for a bit...
For a bit?
She said a lot of things about her true feelings,
and one of them was...
At first, even with Sakachi's name, I was always irritated!
She said that!
With her name?
At first, with my name...
I was always irritated, but did you know that Sakachi is a good girl recently?
She said that!
Did you hate it at first?
I'm from Tokyo, and I have a feeling of envy for my name.
Ah, I see!
So...
But isn't "name" cute?
It's old-fashioned...
Eh?!
Even though you have a name...
Do you use "name" often?
Not at all!
There was a word "cute" just now...
This one's not cute at all!
That's because you two are cute!
Why?!
What's with that?!
Mino said you're not cute at all,
and sometimes you said "irritated"!
Eto-chan isn't cute at all, too!
It's not Eto-chan's fault.
It's Eto-chan's photo that's not cute!
I don't like it!
So I'm glad I'm here as an idol.
So you're good friends, then?
Yeah, we're good friends.
You're really good friends, right?
Riki, you have to come here!
You're not supposed to say that!
I'm not supposed to say it?
You'll get scolded for saying it later.
That's true.
You'll get bad friends from now on.
Yazawa-san is scary.
Let's give a round of applause for Yazawa-san.
Yazawa-san is scary.
Nagano-san!
Yes! Yes!
Since IDOLiSH 13 can be this fun, we'll start with the fans' names and comments. Thank you very much!
Let's go back. What is the slightly different feature of the fake IDOLiSH that has finally come out?
The number is decided by the back row.
I see! If you line up in the back row...
From the smallest row?
Yes, from the smallest row.
Can you put in shoes?
Shoes? Can you not put in shoes?
It's possible. It's possible.
Yazawa-san is the smallest.
A little more. A little more over here.
Kiguchi-san is the biggest.
Heels!
Let's include the heels.
Can you go in? A little more, Yazawa-san.
There's quite a difference in height.
Ah, Kiguchi-san is big.
If I go in, it'll be between Honchi and Kiguchi- san.
It's not like that.
It's not like you can't go in.
You can't go in.
It's no good. It's no good.
It's no good. I'm taller than Eto-san.
You know what it is, right?
It's around here.
It's small.
It's small!
Wow!
How many centimeters is it?
It's 15 centimeters.
Really?
It's about 80 centimeters.
It's about 80 centimeters, right?
I'm 173 centimeters now.
If you measure it numerically, it actually looks like that.
It's small and it's shaking.
It's more comical when it's small.
It's the same in the shoes, too.
Yay!
If you actually measure it, it's about 176 centimeters.
It's about the same as Kawamura-san, right?
Kawamura-san in the shoes.
No, mine is bigger.
No, you measured it.
Mine was bigger!
Why are you rushing me?
You're definitely lying!
Why would an entertainer measure their height?
My official height is 165 centimeters.
Everyone doubts it.
What's the point of doing that?
It's like a man's appearance.
But it's fine if it's small, right?
You're fine with it!
Oh, that's right.
It's cute just by looking at it.
It's small!
It's cute just by looking at it.
Who was paying attention to me?
If you were paying attention, you wouldn't be standing next to me.
That's right!
You wouldn't be standing next to me in such a big apartment.
It's bad luck!
Okay, then...
Who was it?
Nakano-san, please come up.
Ponchi-san!
Yes, I'm idling school Ponchi.
I received it from H&M Forms-san. Thank you very much.
Thank you. What is the slightly different characteristic of fake idling that has finally appeared?
Fake idling is when 15 out of 16 people wear glasses.
So it's the opposite pattern, right?
Yes, it's the opposite pattern.
Except for one person, when everyone wears it, it looks good on everyone.
No, everyone looks good on it.
And some people don't wear glasses that much.
That's right.
It's popular these days, right?
Yes, if a guy sees my first impression of me, he wants me to look cute.
That's why he doesn't wear glasses.
But if you wear glasses and say you're not cute and you're not like this...
That's right. But you can't get back the past.
So it's too late to worry about it now.
It's a waste.
Right? Because everyone looks good with glasses on.
It's a waste.
That's right.
I want to wear it.
Who usually wears glasses?
There are quite a lot of people.
Because they have bad eyesight, they often wear glasses.
That's right.
So, in this case...
Oh, isn't it okay?
It looks good on you.
Wait, you, take it.
But, Seita doesn't like glasses with glasses on.
Oh, is that so?
So it doesn't look good on you.
Oh, it looks good on you.
It's cute!
This one is good!
It's cute!
It looks good on you! This one is better!
This one is good!
The youngest member with glasses is absolutely amazing!
Asahi-san is also the youngest member with glasses.
Asahi-san will put it on for you.
It's cute!
It's bad!
Ito-san, what do you think?
It's good! Do whatever you like!
It's cute!
It's good with glasses, right?
Miyake-san, Miyake-san, Miyake-san!
Miyake-san, Miyake-san!
It's cute!
She's an amazing K-pop idol.
It's cute!
It looks good with glasses!
Come to think of it, Ito-chan didn't look good with glasses.
Just kidding, just kidding!
It's cute!
It's good!
It's tomatoes!
Maria is the cutest!
Why are you crying?!
Um, you know, manager said you don't have any sense!
I don't know about that! That's none of my business!
Because, you know, when I went to pick out clothes the other day, you said you don't have any sense!
That's none of my business!
We were talking about glasses.
I don't care about glasses, but I don't care about you!
We were talking about glasses!
Recently, Edo-chan has been removing her glasses from her blog.
She says she's cute without glasses.
So Edo-chan said, "I don't think I should wear glasses."
And I said, "Look, it suits you. It suits you. It suits you."
And Edo-chan said, "Doesn't it not suit you?"
And I said, "That's not true!"
And then she said she wouldn't wear glasses at all and cried.
I'm not going to use surgery.
But it suits you all, so I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
What's that?
That's our destiny!
She's like a celebrity.
You have to say that properly and decide your own position!
That's our destiny!
Edo-chan, you have to become a professional!
Takeuchi-san, say something nice!
You want to become an actress, right?
The tears she's crying now have nothing to do with us!
Our manager said our clothes were ugly!
It's okay, we're not showing our clothes here. We're wearing this costume.
We're not showing our ugly clothes on TV.
But...
When you say "ugly" like an idiot,
you're a girl after all, so you must have a heart of gold.
Um...
Why are you crying?
We...
We didn't say it was ugly!
You're wrong!
It didn't suit you!
We didn't say it was ugly!
That's right.
Um... Eto-chan...
You...
What?
It doesn't matter.
I went shopping with Eto-chan.
I said it, too!
Eto-chan said it?
Eto-chan didn't say it.
The manager said it.
I know it.
He said it a lot.
If you know it, it means it wasn't good.
No, you're too mature.
I'm too mature?
You should be more mature.
Do you understand?
It's okay, you're cute.
Eto-chan became mature and you don't even have runny nose anymore.
Right now you're fine in front of the TV and you have runny nose, but...
It's tears!
It's tears?
Are tears supposed to come out of your nose?
I'm asking you for the first time.
The clothes you like...
Don't you want to wear clothes like crows?
I don't want to wear white clothes.
I see.
You don't choose anymore.
Retro or white.
I don't want to wear colors like crows or things that you can only wear for funerals.
There's nothing you can't wear.
I've never asked you about that.
Do you have a bad image of crows?
Think about karinto or something.
Karinto, bowling ball and many more.
Eto-chan, I'll give you a chance.
Morita-san!
Yes, I'm Morita Suzuka from IDOLiSH.
I got my fan name from Hayashida-san.
I got my fan name from Hayashida-san. Thank you.
What is the difference between fake IDOLiSH and real IDOLiSH?
Fake IDOLiSH.
The panel is here.
The time is unstable.
The panel was at the end.
I was surprised at the end.
You were surprised.
You were surprised while you were waiting.
Come in the talk.
If you were surprised.
The image of the front teeth breaking is different, right?
The expression.
The way you express yourself.
I see.
You have a wrinkled face.
That's right.
You have an image of the broken teeth, right?
Yes, I have an image of the broken teeth.
I see.
Yes.
Even now, when you play, the wind blows, right?
Yes, it does.
For me, for this fake IDOLiSH, the wind is so strong that my front teeth are about to break.
That's what you said earlier.
That's right.
This is fake IDOLiSH.
It's organized.
What is it?
It's organized.
Yes.
Let's welcome Ms. Morita.
Yes.
- Now, everyone, please come out. - It's been a while! Yes, let's come out!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, then, today, without condition, Ms. Yokoyama! - Thank you very much!
- You did your best.
- Yes, then, please, please. - Thank you for your time! Goodbye!
- Maria, you're cute! - You're cute, Maria!