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[Sakacchi vs. Natto]
- Okay! - Okay!
- It's started! - It's started!
- Okay! - Okay!
- How is it? Do you eat natto for breakfast recently?
- I do eat natto. Do you eat it, everyone?
- Why are you nodding? - I was nodding just now.
- You're like someone who does manzai. - I was talking with Sakacchi for a while.
- You were talking with Sakacchi for a while. - Oh, you were filmed.
- Sakacchi said you cut your bangs too short. What do you think about that?
- I think it's better than the first season of summer. - Oh, the first season of summer!
- The first season of summer was a bit... - Right? For me, it was dark history.
- Right? - But I don't like natto, right? - Yeah.
- I don't like a lot of food. I didn't like curry either, but I've been getting over it recently. - Oh!
- But I have the image of you eating a lot of things. Do you have anything you don't like?
- I don't like wasabi.
- Wasa... Oh, but I don't like wasabi either. - Wasabi.
- What else? - What else? Spicy food!
- Oh, I see! You don't like spicy food! - I don't like spicy food!
- What should we do? Okay, let's get started! - Let's get started!
- Huh? Let's get started!
- Let's get started! - Let's get started!
Eternal, immortal, we're so good
Happy, bright, indiscriminate
Let's play and laugh and learn
The future is always there
Let's go with a happy tempo
I still want to feel my heart beating
The clock is twice as fast
I'm on my way home from college
I still have a lot of things I haven't done yet
It's like a miracle
I'm going to tell you everything
Let's party and laugh and get excited
Let's do whatever we want
Something is definitely about to start
My heart is pounding
The future is in my hands
Let's go one step at a time
My heart is pounding
My heart is pounding and it won't end
Bippo, over here
Bappi, for the future
Boppa, for you
Bippo, over here
Idling!
Now, let's start "Idling! MC's Explosion!"
I'm your host and announcer, Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you!
"Idling! MC's Explosion!" is a show where we ask girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of us.
"Idling! MC's Explosion!" airs today at 2:55 p.m.
Let me introduce you to "Idling!"!
Idling! MC's Explosion!
First of all, today's theme is "Favorite Chinese food"! Ms. Endo!
Yes, I'm Endo Endo, an idol singer.
My favorite Chinese food is "shark fin".
I'm Endo Endo, an idol singer.
My favorite Chinese food is "fried rice".
I'm Endo Endo, an idol singer.
My favorite Chinese food is "pork cutlet".
I'm Endo Endo, an idol singer.
My favorite Chinese food is "fried rice".
I'm Endo Endo, an idol singer.
My favorite Chinese food is "fried rice".
I'm Endo Endo, an idol singer.
I'm 14 years old and my favorite Chinese food is "chives dumpling".
I'm Endo Endo, an idol singer.
My favorite Chinese food is "shrimp chili".
Hello! I'm Endo Endo, an idol singer.
My favorite Chinese food is "bean sprouts dumpling"!
Hello! I'm Hitomi, an idol singer.
My favorite Chinese food is "bubble tea".
Thank you for joining us today!
Idling's promotional videos will be released on DVD!
A little nostalgic debut song "Ganbare Otome (laugh)",
Snow Celebration which is very popular among members,
Confession written by Kaira-san,
And "Occupation Idol" which hit last fall,
And of course, the latest unit song "Hunnin' is You",
"Nagara", "Betara Shitsuren", "Shibuya ni Furuyuki", and "Harukanaru Virgin Road"
Idling's music video collection 2007-2009 will be released on March 18th!
Idling's experiment lab!
Welcome, everyone, to our idling MC lab.
Professor Masino, when you say "lab", what kind of lab are we doing today?
The time has finally...
The time has finally come for us to do this terrifying experiment!
When you say "oh"!
The idling members who are always sitting over there...
When you come to this side of the lab where we are right now...
You will be able to see how much of an MC you can be in this experiment.
It's true that the first-year students are about two years old...
And the second-year students are about one year old...
And since you're sitting over there...
You're always watching the MC's work, right?
Terrifying!
I am terrifying!
Terrifying!
However!
On the other hand...
I am also interested in how it will turn out!
By idling and becoming an MC...
What is required of the members who are sitting over there?
The position of the MC...
The position of the so-called "Hiradan" who is sitting over there...
You will be able to learn both of them!
I see!
Terrifying!
This time...
Being a normal MC is too terrifying!
Not only that...
You will also be assigned a special character!
Right?
After all...
If you leave it alone, you won't be able to say a single word!
Being assigned a special character means...
Thank you for asking!
In the entertainment world, there are various types of MCs!
MCs who are too relaxed...
Right?
There are also veteran MCs!
There are various types of MCs!
While being aware of each of those characters...
You will be assigned one!
How will it be?
It's terrifying!
But right away...
Let's do it!
Who will go first?
I'm scared!
I've decided!
Doctor, what should we do?
No. 17!
Ms. Miyake!
Ms. Miyake, this way!
I'm scared!
Ms. Miyake, what kind of character would you like us to play for you?
We've prepared a lot of things for you.
Let's see...
For you, Ms. Miyake...
Me!
First of all, I'd like you to play the MC of "My Pace" character.
It's scary, but I'd like you to play it for me.
By the way, I'll sit over there and watch you play your "My Pace" character.
I'm scared!
Let's do it!
Ms. Miyake's "My Pace" character MC starts now!
I'm scared!
Let's do it "My Pace" style!
"My Pace" style!
Yes, it's started, IDLING!
Well, I'd like to do it for free today!
IDLING No. 17, Miyakishima Mirei!
Go for it! Go for it!
Yes, then I'd like to introduce myself right away!
First of all, your favorite food!
Yes! There are various things!
First of all, from No. 3!
Yes! Yes, I'm No. 3's Endo Moe of IDLING!
My favorite food is saury sushi!
Yes!
What do you like?
Well, saury is really delicious in autumn!
Oh, that's true!
If you make it into sushi, it's also delicious when you grill it!
I see!
It's delicious, isn't it?
But unfortunately, I can't eat sushi!
Wow!
Yeah!
Yes!
Sorry!
IDLING No. 18, Aka Erika!
My favorite food is Korean seaweed!
Oh, Korean seaweed is delicious, isn't it?
It's delicious!
First of all, it's a little different from normal seaweed, and it's a little crunchy, and it's divided into small and fine pieces, isn't it?
I don't know a little, so next!
Wow!
Yes, I'm IDLING No. 18, Ponchi!
Ponchi!
My favorite food is Korean seaweed!
Oh!
Oh, you say it a lot, don't you?
Yes!
Korean seaweed!
What was it again?
Say it! Say it! Say it!
There are many kinds of hanpen.
You can find it in many convenience stores.
But my favorite one is round hanpen.
It's round hanpen, right?
Yes, round hanpen.
The noodles in round hanpen have a strong flavor.
I'll eat it next time!
Our favorite food is ice cream!
I see!
Ice cream!
What ice cream do you like?
I like vanilla ice cream the most.
Vanilla! Vanilla!
Vanilla for me, too!
Vanilla wasn't good for me.
Our favorite food is Korean seaweed!
Oh! That's cool!
But you can put it in hot pot, right?
You can put it in hot pot, right?
Isn't it the same thing?
It's really good in hot pot.
I see!
Yes!
Then, next!
I'm 14 year-old Hitomi Sakai of (G)I-DLE.
My favorite food is deep-fried food!
Deep-fried food!
But deep-fried food makes you fat.
The more delicious food you eat, the more calories you burn.
I know! I know!
Then, eat moderately!
Next!
Our favorite food is pickles!
Pickles!
They're delicious, right?
Yes!
What pickles do you like the most?
I like cucumbers!
Yes!
It's plain!
Yes!
It's plain no matter what it is!
Yes!
It's plain no matter what it is!
Oh, there is one more!
It's a little rough.
It looks like Yumeko's dad!
Dad!
I'm surprised!
Yes!
I'm Masuno Bakarizumi of (G)I-DLE.
My favorite food is curry rice!
Oh!
Recently, I've been eating curry rice!
Yes!
Next!
Yes, I skipped it.
Yes, attention!
Your voice is hoarse, that's why it's weird.
Doctor, what do you think of it?
Horrible!
It's really horrible!
This experiment is cancelled.
Well, well, it's amazing, Miyagi-san.
Well, this time, this character is a "my pace" character.
Miyagi-san, how did you feel when you actually stood here?
Before, I wasn't very good at talking, so I knew how hard it was for me.
But now that I'm standing here, I'm a few times more nervous than usual.
So you're nervous?
I'm not sure if it's Masuno-san's hard work or...
The scenery is completely different, isn't it?
Facing everyone like this is quite...
It's a good feeling, isn't it?
It's a little...
It's quite a good feeling, isn't it?
It's a good feeling, yes.
I understand.
Everyone, what did you think of Miyagi-san's MC?
Miyagi-san's MC was really good, but...
Why are you clapping?
It was good, but...
I feel like Masuno-san ate me up.
I feel like I have to work harder.
Well, you know, I'm scary, so...
That's right.
I have to do something about it, you know?
Just now, when we met in front of the toilet, you were really low-tensioned, but...
All of a sudden, you're so high-tensioned.
As expected of you, R-1-dan.
I have to do something about it, don't you think?
I have to put this on and slide.
The risk is high, you know, when you put this on.
Honji-san, what did you think of it?
Ah, but I thought it was kind of like Hii-chan.
In what way?
It's like...
Zuba-zuba-zuba-zuba...
Okay, next, okay, next...
It's kind of like that, isn't it?
I see.
Okay, everyone, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Professor, will you continue with the experiment?
Hmm, it's scary, but I'll continue with the experiment!
Then, who should we continue with?
I'm scared!
I know!
It's him!
Number 3, Endo Mai!
Wow!
Maiple, please choose!
Wow, it's scary!
It's scary!
Maiple, it's scary!
It's scary!
That's right, that's right...
It's scary...
Then, Maiple...
Yes?
Which character should we include?
Hmm, Maiple is...
Hmm...
Let's see...
Which one is good?
Unexpectedly...
Is it fun to be the MC of a character who takes away everything and makes it into a sad story?
This...
You have a shallow sense of humor.
You have a shallow sense of humor, don't you?
Hmm...
Then, which one is good?
What should we do?
Hmm...
Please do it, one more time.
Then, let's get started.
Endo-maino!
I-Dolling! (idling!)
Alright, it's started!
I'm MC Endo Mai of IDOLiSH.
Mai-kun!
Alright, let's get started.
Today's topic is...
My self-praise!
My self-praise story.
Let's start with No. 6, Tononka-san.
Hi, I'm IDOLiSH's No. 6, Tononka-san.
My most recent self-praise story is...
I got a cute bag from an acquaintance.
What kind of bag?
It's black and has "barbie" written on it.
It's a black Boston bag with "barbie" written on it in pink.
When you open it up, it's pink on the inside and there's a hole for you to open it.
It's bulky and light, so you can put a lot of things in it.
I got a really cute bag like that.
That's great!
Wow!
I'm IDOLiSH's No. 8, Honchi.
My self-praise story is...
I worked hard on my diet and gained 1kg!
What kind of diet?
What kind of diet did you do?
I went to a bodybuilder and I also went to a gynecologist.
You made a big reservation and had a big plan, didn't you?
Yes!
But your appearance hasn't changed much.
Your number has changed, hasn't it?
My number has changed.
Yes, your number has changed.
1kg is...
1kg is expensive, you know.
I'm IDOLiSH's No. 4, Yurika.
My self-praise story is...
On February 14th, I got a lot of counterfeit chocolates!
Wow!
You're good!
Well...
I haven't counted them, but...
I think I got a lot of them.
50 of them?!
Shut up!
Next!
She's angry!
My recent boast is that I've been feeling better!
I've made a lot of friends!
I've talked a lot with my family and I've been feeling better!
Ah...
That's good!
I'm 14 year old idol, Hitomi Sakura.
My recent boast is that I've made a lot of food and it was delicious!
What did you make?
I recently ate miso...
What is "miso"?
Shut up! Shut up!
I recently ate miso...
I made miso stir-fry and it was surprisingly delicious!
Did you make it with miso?
Yes, with miso, mirin and sugar!
It sounds bad, doesn't it?
Next!
I'm 15 year old idol, Asahi Nao!
My recent boast is...
That I'm a loveberry model!
What is "loveberry model"? Is it fun?
It's great!
It's just that it's a shitty boast.
It's a shitty boast! It's a shitty boast! Apologize!
I'm sorry!
Here you go!
Yes! Here it is! Here it is!
Hi, I'm Kikuchi Ami, the managing director!
My boast is that I've never been shy in my life!
It's a shame!
I've never been shy!
I just asked you why you're not shy!
I haven't asked you!
A man and a woman connect like this.
So a man and a woman...
What are you talking about?
A man and a woman talk like this...
Here you go!
I know how you feel, but that was Mr. Kikuchi's voice.
I want to pick you up in the rain.
I'm really sorry!
You know what I'm talking about, right?
I know you're trying to break things.
It was really easy to understand.
How was it for you, M.C.?
It looks like you're really interested, but you're actually a character in your heart.
I thought it would be difficult, but it turned out to be surprisingly easy.
It's surprising, right? You dig and dig and dig and you come back, right?
You dig and come back, but you're really interested in the end.
But there might be people like you, M.C.
That's right.
Of course, there are young people like you who dig and dig and come back.
I want to cut them all off.
Thank you very much!
Professor, what will you do for the experiment? Will you continue?
I'll do it!
Who will you choose?
The next one is...
Gross!
This one!
Asagi Nao, please come out!
I'll do my best!
Now, professor, should we give Nao-chan a character too?
She's still in middle school.
Yes!
What kind of MC will she do for middle schoolers?
It might be good to do an MC for a cool character.
Something simple.
Yes!
Shall we do it?
We'll do our best!
Then let's do it.
Let's do an MC for Asahi-san's cool character.
Start!
Horrible!
Idling!
Yes, we're back!
We're back!
Yes!
Then let's introduce ourselves.
Today's theme is...
What is it?
Who is your favorite member of idling?
Me too!
Yes, idling song is "In front of you".
Who is your favorite member of idling?
Of course!
It's Asahi-nao-chan in middle school!
Asahi-nao!
MC!
You're an MC!
This makes me happy!
Yes, please!
Yes, I'm a member of idling squad.
Who is your favorite member of idling?
As I thought!
Wonderful!
Yes, I'm Idling No. 14, Sakai Hitomi.
Not Miyazaki!
Among Idling members, my favorite is Asahi Nao- chan!
As I thought!
Scary, scary, scary!
Scary, scary!
Shut up!
I didn't say anything! I didn't say anything!
I didn't say anything!
Was "yeah" too loud?
"Yeah" was too loud!
You have to be careful!
I'm sorry!
Scary, scary, scary!
Go ahead!
What?
Yes, I'm Idling No. 16, Akiyo-chan.
You're energetic!
My favorite member is, of course, Asahi Nao-chan!
I love you, Asahi!
That's weird, isn't it?
Go ahead!
Yes, I'm Idling No. 17, Miyazaki Hitomi.
My favorite Idling member is, of course, Asahi- chan's lovebird, Asahi!
Go ahead, Mushroom-san!
I'm not Mushroom right now, but I'm Idling No. 17, Masuno.
My favorite Idling member is, of course, Asahi- san!
Stop it!
How was it?
It was a cool F.C., wasn't it?
How was it?
It's scary!
But you did it in a cool way, didn't you?
Yes.
How was it?
I don't want to be an MC anymore.
That was a great MC!
Thank you, Asahi-san!
Thank you!
Now, we don't have much time, so...
Fonchi!
Thank you!
Thank you, Fonchi!
Thank you!
Now, let's have Fonchi's MC!
Start!
You're so cute!
Everyone, please take a look at this!
Yes! Then, Ponchi, please!
She took it at the end!
She took it back, Ponchi!
Then, let's do it one last time!
Everyone, yes!
You're so cute, Ponchi!
I'm not Ponchi! I'm sorry!
Ponchi, please!
Yes! Then...
I'll cut it out and redo it!
Ponchi!
Yes! Then, I'd like to introduce myself again!
Today's theme is...
"Favorite Celebrity"!
I did it! I did it!
Then, first, Maipomu!
No way... Meijin Takahashi?!
Meijin Takahashi?!
Favorite celebrity... Meijin Takahashi?!
My favorite celebrity is...
Meijin Takahashi?!
Miho Tanaka!
Model-san!
Which part of Miho Tanaka do you like?
Her looks!
Her face is so small!
That's right!
But, Maipomu is thin, so I think it's fine!
Model-san! Please aim for that!
I understand!
Yes! That's all!
Yes! Next!
Yes! I'm an idol singer and adult singer!
My favorite celebrity is...
Akimura Rashi?!
I like everything about Akimura Rashi. His face, his style...
His singing, his dancing... I like everything about him!
Next!
My favorite celebrity is... Iko-san!
I love Iko-san!
That's rare!
Rare?! That's rude!
Rare?! What do you mean?! He's right in front of you!
Of course he is!
What do you like about him?
He has his own aura.
He has something beyond the gender of men and women.
You like things, don't you?
Next!
My favorite band is...
What?!
Daijiman Brothers Band?!
Shut up!
I'm sorry.
OK, next, go ahead.
OK, go ahead.
I'm Okamura Yui, an idol singer.
I like Yamaguchi Mamae-san!
Close!
She's close to being a musician!
She's an old idol, isn't she?
Yes.
What do you like about her?
She's a passionate singer.
That's right.
She's definitely passionate, isn't she?
OK, next.
Wow!
OK, I'm Yoshitake Tanaka, an idol singer.
No way!
Yoshitake Tanaka!
My favorite celebrity is...
Yoshitake Tanaka-san!
Wait, wait!
Who is she?
What does she do?
She mainly makes caramel.
She's a sadist.
Yes.
I don't know.
What?!
Next!
OK, I'm Sunao Matsuda, an idol singer.
She's gorgeous!
She really is gorgeous!
My favorite celebrity is...
Karina-san!
Karina-san, right?
She's a very beautiful person, isn't she?
Yes.
OK, I'm an idol singer...
Hey! Don't say it!
That's right!
You said it earlier.
OK, next!
What?!
OK, I'm not an idol singer!
Next?
Yes.
I'm not an idol singer!
Don't say it!
Spielberg?
Yes, I'm an idol singer.
My favorite celebrity is...
Nozomi Sasaki-san!
OK, that's it!
I don't know.
So, Honchi-san, how was it?
Honchi-san was the only one who had a lot of restrictions this time.
You had to do what you had to do, so you had to do what you had to do in order not to get too excited.
Honchi-san, what kind of setting did you use for your character?
Huh? It was a little dark.
It was dark, wasn't it?
Kiku-san, you got kicked out, didn't you?
I got kicked out. After all, I only said it once.
Even though I said it four times.
After all, each MC has their own type of Kiku-san that they hate.
Um, it's an eye-catcher.
Wasn't that a lesson for you? Where you go and where you go.
That's right.
I was in the way, too, wasn't I?
Yes, you were.
Yes, that's why "Idol MC Experiment".
It turned out to be a really scary result.
How was it?
It was scary.
I think the red hair in the sub-channel is saying "it's scary".
Today, only the members who didn't become MCs but laughed may become the subject of this experiment in the future.
Everyone, please do your best.
This has been "Idol MC Experiment"!