AISubs v3.5
[Yui's "I want a gag"]
Yui-chan, you know...
Don't you want a gag?
I want a funny gag.
I haven't been thinking about it lately.
I want you to do it.
That's the worst!
Do you have one?
[Yui's "I want a gag"]
I didn't know that.
I didn't know it at all.
Do you want me to do it?
[Yui's "I want a gag"]
Let's start laughing and having fun
Look, the future is right there
One person meeting every day
Will surely be a treasure
Three, four, eight, seven
Three, four, one, two, three
Hope sometimes, dreams sometimes
Depending on the dice
This heart-pounding feeling is alive
It's real, it's warm
Sha-la-la
Eternal, immortal feel so good Happy, bright, indiscriminate
Play, laugh, study, future is a book
I want to feel my heart-pounding feeling
Right there, right now, with a little tempo
I want to sing with you, the clock is twice as fast
On the way back home from school, wearing orange shoes
With my short hair tied up, my feet are on top of my clothes
As if I'm about to fly away, I want to sing with you
I want to sing with you properly, without any excuse
Let's party, laugh and have fun
Do whatever you want
I'm sure something will start
My heart-pounding feeling won't change
Let's party, laugh and have fun
The future is in my hands
Let's go together, one by one
My heart-pounding feeling is bursting
My heart-pounding feeling won't end
Biba, over here
Happy, future
Biba, I want to see you
Idoling!
Thank you for having me.
I'm Maiko Saito, a TV personality from Miyazaki.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of them.
Let's start with the first episode of "Idoling"
which will air from 2pm 55 minutes on Thursday, January 2nd.
Idoling
Everyone is here today.
Let's have some fun!
It's the third spring for "Idoling".
She's about to stand on the last stage.
I've been studying a lot for two and a half years.
And I want to show the results of my growth.
What does she have in mind for the last stage?
I hope I can perform live for the rest of my life.
Please! Please!
Let me announce today's theme. The theme is this!
What is the content of the extraordinary mail that arrived?
Yes, the number of applications is...
4,487 fans!
And the total number of votes is this 4,000 fans!
Oh, Mira-chan!
Mira-chan!
That's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
Thank you!
Yes!
The first and the last...
How many times?
Well, let's move on!
You've seen it recently, haven't you?
Yes!
Okay, then...
Miyake-san, let's go!
Yes!
I'm Miyake Hitomi and I'm 17 years old.
Yes!
My fan name...
Um... I got it from a cat I borrowed.
Thank you very much!
Let's move on!
What is the content of the extraordinary mail that arrived?
IDLING GOLDEN BATHROOM PRANK MAIL!
Oh!
It was a mail!
Isn't it a mail?
It's not here yet, but...
If you ask me...
Um...
If you ask me whether I went to Golden Bathroom...
Maybe...
It's probably...
The people who have their mobile phone's address...
It's probably...
You're probably thinking of sending a message, right?
Look! Look! Look!
It's definitely something amazing!
It's something amazing!
You're sending a message, right?
It's probably... One or two days a day...
You're probably thinking of doing a prank or something like that...
When you received the message "bong"...
You were thinking about who you'd be most disappointed with...
And you thought of Uematsu-san...
From AD...
The mini-organist!
Uematsu-san...
You're probably disappointed, aren't you?
Recently...
The mini-organist has been standing out...
You're talking back!
Don't stand out!
When you say it like that...
I feel like I'd be the most disappointed...
Don't get carried away!
I thought of that...
I see...
Then... I'll give you a round of applause!
Thank you very much!
Next up is Monji-san!
Yes!
I'm AD Happy Girl Monji!
My fan name is Macky-san!
Thank you for having me!
Let's move on!
What was that outrageous email about?
Maria Eto is constipated!
Like...
Of course there's a lot of information about Eto- chan...
From me as well...
But today...
I was like "Huh?!"
When I entered the dressing room...
And then...
In the middle of the table in the dressing room...
I found my own photo album!
Huh?!
You did?!
Seriously?!
And then...
Around it...
There were photos of Maria Eto...
That were on sale...
What was that?!
Eto-chan put it up for you?
She did, didn't she?
In that sense...
I wanted her to see it!
She put it up for you?!
She wanted everyone to see it!
Did everyone see it?!
We did!
And in the end...
What did you think of it?
It wasn't cute at all!
Hey!
That's not cute at all!
Takeuchi-san, please give her a round of applause!
Nagano-san!
Yes! I received a fan name from Dairisan-san in the 13th Nagano Seminar! Thank you!
Let's see! The content of the unbelievable mail that arrived is...
From tomorrow, you'll be doing rock and roll for 5 years.
5 years!
That's surprising!
5 years and you'll still be on air for 2 minutes.
5 years!
That's unexpected!
That will happen in the future! That's unexpected!
5 years!
Well, it might not be 5 years...
For 3 months...
For 3 months, I've been filming at home for a month.
The airtime was probably not even 1 hour in total.
That's right.
Really!
That's amazing!
So you'll probably be fine for 5 years.
But if I say 5 years, it's 19 years.
That's right!
19 years!
That's life!
And you're still 19 years old!
I'm still 19 years old!
You're still 19 years old!
But...
If you say 19 years...
If I say 5 years, I'm 28 years old!
You're 28 years old!
That's amazing!
She's a professional!
I'm proud of you!
Let's hear it for Nagano-san!
Yes!
Michelle-san!
Yes!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes!
I'm listening!
I'm 18 years old, Michiru Miki!
I got this from a fan named Midnight Supply-san!
What is the content of the email that you received?!
Tonight is overtime, Obama.
I think it's only Michelle-san who gets emails like that.
That's right.
You know, we work a lot, right?
And even then, if it's idling, it ends at 5, and if it ends at 5, it ends at 5, and there's a lot of things like that.
Obama-san, even when he's sleeping, he's still... how do you say it?
Working.
What do you mean?
Emails like that come in.
You're Michelle's wife, right?
That's right.
I'm not, but...
Obama-san calls you "Michelle-san."
Oh, that's right.
Michelle-san.
It's not me, but...
I know.
Yeah, and it's like... how do you say it?
I'm always tired from work, and emails like that come in.
I see.
Yes.
Barely, barely, out!
Michelle-san, thank you very much!
Now, Ketsujin Kato-san!
I'm Idling Strawberry Kato Saeka!
Thank you very much for having me as a fan name "Kei-kun"!
Let's go! What is the content of the extraordinary mail you received?
Tomorrow there will be a no-makeup prank! Make sure you do your make-up, Kado-san!
It's definitely not a no-makeup prank!
No, but like, for this show, since I started being an idling person,
people have been telling me "no make-up, no make- up, no make-up" from the beginning,
but everyone is getting older, you know?
Well, even if you say it like that, you've been doing it for 2 or 3 years, right?
That's right, that's why I've been catching up, you know?
You've been eating a lot of ice cream lately, haven't you?
That's right, I've been eating a lot.
Recently, after I took a bath, the water dries up really quickly.
Because you're drying it up?
Because it's dry?
That's right.
But it seems like the fans think that this "no- make- up" is pretty bad.
It's not like that, right?
Show it to them!
It's not like that!
Kado-san's "no-make-up" doesn't change at all!
On the contrary, it doesn't change!
The likeability might go up!
Now, please take it off!
Then...
I'll upload it on Maria's flower blog.
Stop it, Maria!
Because no one's seen it?
The likeability might go down even more!
What are you saying?!
It's fine, it'll go up anyway!
It'll go up!
It'll go down one step!
Mira-chan, why is it going down?
Eto-chan's blog isn't funny at all!
It's really not funny!
No, but Maria's flower blog...
What kind of byte is that?!
Two kilobytes!
Kado-san, please accept it!
Thank you very much!
Tonoka-san!
Yes!
I'm an idol record holder and 3rd year Canadian man! Thank you for participating!
It's rare, isn't it?
What is the content of the unbelievable mail you received?
Sazae-san, what is the title of the last episode?
It's nostalgic!
It's wonderful, isn't it?
It's not scary!
It's been a while, so let's have you answer it!
Ah, you've prepared it!
OK! That's good!
As expected, you know it!
Then, shall we review it?
Sazae-san, what is the title of the last episode?
Thank you, Sazae-san! Hello, Hanazawa-san!
There is something you don't like!
There is!
There is something you don't like!
Do your best, Tonoka-san!
One more time! One more time!
Let's start from the beginning!
One more time! One more time!
Let's start!
Sazae-san, what is the title of the last episode?
It's NG week!
There is!
Do your best!
There is!
As for the flip...
Ah, I got it!
Then, I'll shake it one last time.
Please write it in your sketchbook!
Wait a minute!
What is this?
What is "cut 28"?
It's "cut 28"!
It's really "cut 28"!
It's "cut 28"!
Is it that bad?
Even for me, it's really "cut 28"!
How did you know?
I didn't know.
I'll shake it again and we'll decide the sticker.
When will it come?
At the end.
Next, Morita-san!
Yes!
I'm an idol group member, Morita Suzuka.
I received my fan name "gurikoro-san". Thank you!
Let's go. What is the content of the extraordinary mail you received?
Yes!
Mori-san's garbage house cleaning will be done with a swimsuit!
Everyone!
Butterfly in a swimsuit!
Butterfly in the middle of garbage!
In the unit battle, the person who lost will do this cleaning.
That's right, you have to do it.
Everyone, I wonder if you've forgotten.
This "gurikoro-san" is...
That's right.
It feels like it's been slightly increased.
That's right.
You guys absolutely have to do it!
Let's not go to the south island either.
Mori-san's house is more to the south.
Is Su-chan okay there?
No, it's impossible.
Impossible?
But it's surprisingly dirty there.
But the room is different, so it's okay.
Su-chan likes it clean.
Huh? Who said that?
Huh?
Mori-san's house.
It's dirty and dirty.
Ah, I see, I see.
Even though we're going to Osaji, if we get a mail saying we're going to wear swimsuits...
If we see something like this, will we really have to wear swimsuits?
We will.
Su-chan, are you okay with wearing swimsuits?
No, this is...
No, this is just an example.
Serious?
That's right.
But depending on what Su-chan says...
Ah, the staff too...
Ah, I see.
It's okay.
Su-chan chose it, right?
That's terrible.
What's that?
Have you all seen Mori-san?
Ah, we have!
We have!
We've seen him since this year.
We have!
We've seen him!
We have!
We haven't seen him!
We have, we have, we have.
Are you eating garbage right now?
We have!
Preparations, right?
What is this?
We'll give you Morita-san's autograph!
Takiguchi-san!
Yes! I'm an idol singer, Takiguchi Mira! I got my fan name from Tetta-san! Thank you very much!
What is the content of the extraordinary mail you received?
Think only about laughter!
No, no! I said it earlier, but my manager often tells me,
Isn't it nice to be able to laugh in a cute and a little funny way?
In your opinion...
Yes, yes! In my opinion, it's nice, but I think it's a little cruel to say only about laughter!
Just focus! Think only about laughter!
Yes, yes!
You don't have to be cute or anything like that!
Yes! That's what they say! I think it's a little...
So, what happens if you actually think only about laughter?
Eh?!
Until now, even if you say it, as an idol, you showed your cute side, but...
It was about half and half, right?
Yes!
So, if you think only about laughter, you'll get more power-up!
Yes!
Come to the center and think only about laughter!
Wow!
When you think only about laughter, you can show your cute side for about 5-10 seconds,
like you're on TV!
Please do!
Ponyo, ponyo, ponyo, fish boy
A round-bellied healthy boy
That's Ponchi!
Wow!
What?! What is this?!
What is this?!
It's awful!
It's funny!
Hey, you! Make her laugh!
That's the truth. But you did your best too, Takiri-san.
Thank you, Matsuno-san.
Huh? What is it?
It's not just you, Takiri-san. We're doing our best too.
The idol members are doing their best too.
But you did your best.
It's natural for us to do our best.
No, it's not like that. You should praise us sometimes.
You're right! You're wrong! You're right! You're wrong!
What is it? What is it?
You might have made a mistake.
Let's talk in the center.
Matsuno-san praised you. That's fine. That's what you did your best for.
No, it's not like that.
It's not just you, Takiri-san. We're doing our best too.
No, it's not like that, Su-chan. We're doing our best too.
Su-chan, you have too many shoes in your room.
I can't put my shoes in my guitar case anymore.
No, it's not like that. It's better than taking off your shoes.
It's a habit of yours to put your shoes in your guitar case.
Make it a habit.
Su-chan, isn't it right for me?
Su-chan, isn't it?
You said you were hungry, so you opened a little donut, didn't you?
I have ten of them.
That's for the manager, isn't it?
You said it like it was your own business.
No, it's not like that.
Su-chan, you saw it, didn't you?
I saw it. What? What?
That Sunday morning, you were doing it.
I also wiped my mouth with miso soup.
You were surprised, weren't you? You were surprised, weren't you?
If you hadn't told me about it, I would have been in trouble.
If you hadn't told me about it, I would have done it in yellow.
Yellow?
I was surprised.
Yellow?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Huh? Huh? What's this?
Everyone, do you know how amazing Su-chan is?
Are you amazing? Are you amazing, Su-chan?
Originally, I like yellow.
But this time, you're wearing it.
You're wearing it in yellow.
You're really amazing, Su-chan.
You're really cool.
You're cool?
Yes, I'm happy you're breathing the same air as me.
Oh!
For you, it's quite admirable.
Yes, it is.
I'm so moved by you, Mira-chan.
I'm envious of you.
That's right.
Mira-chan treats you like this, but you're not like that.
That's right.
You're cool, but it has nothing to do with me and this.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Su-chan, when you transform...
Here...
Do you know what it says?
What?
Here...
Dust.
That's right. It says "dust".
Isn't it cool?
Not at all.
It is cool, but...
It has nothing to do with me and this.
It does! It's dust.
Isn't it cool?
It says "dust" in yellow.
It has nothing to do with me and this, Su-chan.
Um...
Can you not sing "Boy" in the bath?
I know you're editing, but...
I am singing, but...
You're singing?
But it has nothing to do with me and this.
Hurry up!
Hey! Sit down! Stop practicing!
Welcome back! Welcome back!
I can see a new development!
Right? Nagano-san is...
Nagano-san...
Nagano-san, you used to like Sentai martial arts, didn't you?
I like it! Because Mira-san doesn't know much about it, so I taught her!
Ah, I see!
Who do you like?
That's right!
That's what you mean, right?
Morita Suzuka-san!
Morita Suzuka-san?!
That's right!
Even your idol costume has become yellow lately!
Yellow...
Yes...
It's urgent!
Yes...
Then...
Morita-san, please give me a sticker!
Yes! Thank you!
Kawamura-san!
Yes!
I'm Kawamura Yui, 12 years old, and my fan name is "Pencil Rock"!
Thank you very much!
What is the content of that outrageous email you received?
For now, can you apologize for me?
What did you do?
Which one?
Um...
First of all, I think Masuno-san knows this, but...
What about it?
Um...
Your behavior that isn't suitable for a show...
Yes...
Your words...
They're not suitable...
That's...
What?!
What? What?
It's like...
Even my mom gets angry at me, but...
Even though I'm wearing a skirt, I try hard to spread my legs...
Yes, yes...
Um...
I wear socks that aren't idol-like...
Ah, I see...
What kind of socks are you wearing now?
Today, I'm wearing bare feet...
Ah, you're wearing bare feet...
Yes...
We found out later, but...
That sock...
We only showed you this part of it, right?
It actually had a hole in it...
Someone!
Please go around in socks!
I'll give you a sphere sticker!
It's like kappogi.
That's because it's kappogi.
Sakai-san.
Yes, I'm Sakai Hitomi of IDOLiNK14.
I got the fan name "number substitute" from you. Thank you very much.
What is the content of the e-mail you received?
A photo book will be released from Saibunkan.
Really?
I'm glad.
It's from businessmen.
It's from evil businessmen.
Evil businessmen. Evil businessmen.
I think everyone has the same idea now.
Will you actually do this? Will you send it to someone?
No, we won't.
You won't do it?
Yes.
You said you wouldn't do it, but there are people who do it lightly.
It's like "look at me first."
Yes, yes.
I won't do it.
Where is your recommended page?
What kind of pose do you recommend?
A smiley face?
There are a lot of them. I'll show you some of them.
There are a lot of them, right?
No, there aren't.
There are a lot of them.
Which one do you like, Eno-chan?
The one we took at the beach.
It's like a beer shop where girls in beer swimsuits work.
Do it, do it.
Sakae-san, please look at it.
I'll use it as a reference.
How does it work?
Like this...
She worked really hard on it.
I don't know.
I told her to do it and she was like "what?"
I don't know, will it work?
Takeru-san!
How's that pose?
It's not cute at all.
I did it this far and it's not cute.
Sakae-san, how was it?
I want to see one more thing.
You'll be surprised.
I thought it was super cute.
With her eyes closed and up, she's kissing with her mouth open.
That's cute.
How about you, Rina?
That face!
Sakae-san's face like this.
Rina-chan, do it for Sakae-san.
We have an announcement.
Sakae-san, wait for us.
This Sunday, from 9pm to 2pm,
we will be performing at the Demio Best Special Music Theater in Japan.
Please come and watch!
Everyone's requests have been answered.
Let's see Eto-chan's most wonderful expression.
Let's say goodbye.
Eto-chan, please!
Takeru-san, how's that face?
It's not cute at all!
Goodbye!
Thank you!
You've already thought about it, haven't you?
I was about to say something really rude!
Michelle, what did you think of her face just now?
Well... I think it's fine.
You don't even have an interest in it!
I'll give you an Eto-chan sticker.
Thank you!
Yokoyama-san!
Yes, I'm Yokoyama Rurika, a 9th year idol.
I received it from Kannen-ruriro-no-sunadokei-san! Thank you!
Let's go! What was the content of the ridiculous email you received?
Yoshitaka-san, I think you're bored.
It's a story about when Yoshitaka-san was a general director.
When I was at school, I suddenly received an email from Yoshitaka-san.
And when I saw the content of the email, I couldn't read it unless I went to the URL.
Since my mobile phone model is different from Yoshitaka-san's, I couldn't read it.
So I looked for a friend of Yoshitaka-san's and his mobile phone company and asked for the content of the email.
And then, there's a character called Goku in "Dragon Ball", right?
Goku only wrote "Osu! Ora, Goku!" and "Yokoyama- san, otsukare!"
And just for that reason, he sent me such a ridiculous email!
What is this? I've never received an email like this!
Did you really receive an email from Yoshitaka- san?
That's why! If you bring a photo album and go there with that face, you'll receive an email right away.
Because it's funny!
So you've been bored since then...
I'm not bored!
I've been bored, but you didn't come to play with me!
You came again.
Thank you very much!
- Mikuchi-san! - Yes!
I'm Kyochi Ami of IDOLiNG16!
I got my fan name from HK16-san! Thank you very much!
What is the content of this unbelievable mail?
IDOLing from my manager...what was it again?
I know this HK16-san very well.
My manager...I think the members know him the best...
But he loves other talent-sans!
I belong to a group called "REPRO"!
If it wasn't for me...if it was for Rurika-chan...
When Ami-chan, Rurika-chan and my manager went home together...
Rurika-chan's photo album is so cute!
And Ponchi-san said, "Ponchi-san's photo album is a gift!"
Ponchi-san's photo album is a gift?!
He said, "Ponchi-san's photo album is a gift!"
And Erika-chan also met him at a different station when I wasn't there.
And they had a very deep conversation.
Sapai is really nice!
That girl is amazing!
And when Ton-chan was a judge of Young Sunday...
IDOLing is amazing!
My mentor said that a lot.
And when Mira-san and Su-chan met up...
I said "Hashimoto-san"...
I said "Hashimoto-san"!
I said it!
I found Hashimoto-san and said "Good morning! Thank you for your hard work!"
And then I got an email the next day...
As expected, there's a huge difference!
I got told that a lot!
What's the difference?!
And on New Year's Eve...
Around January 2nd...
The first person I said hello to was Hashimoto- san.
And I got another email the next day...
As expected, only the oldest person said hello properly!
That's amazing!
I didn't say it for Michael-san and Ed-chan...
Hashimoto-san!
But it's okay!
I thought I shouldn't say it...
So I asked Kikuchi-san of AP...
If Hashimoto-san was coming or not...
He's somewhere else right now, isn't he?
Oh, he's not here right now?
Oh, it's okay?
He's not here right now, so it's okay!
It's bad if he finds out, right?
Kikuchi-san was the one who asked for a lot of help, right?
That's right!
She got really angry...
Kikuchi-san is strict, isn't she?
She's really strict!
And when I talk normally...
She's like... "What are you doing?"
She's like... "Do it properly!"
She's really strict!
Ami spends a lot of time on the phone.
Ami-chan, you're like that when you eat too, but the other day you were talking on the phone with your manager and he was like...
Huh?! What's so annoying about that?!
He said you're annoying...
He said you're annoying and when you're eating, you look at him like that.
It's amazing!
The manager is looking at you like...
Are you scared of your manager?
I'm scared of him.
But he's kind!
He's kind!
He's really kind and he's a good manager, but he's strict!
My manager is kind!
I went home with Su-chan.
Where I'm not at.
My manager said you're good at threatening people.
I'm good at threatening people?
What? I don't understand what you're saying!
You're good at threatening people?
You threaten people and say "Don't make me do it!"
I see!
That happens a lot.
It's scary.
But it's love, right?
That's right!
Su-chan! Su-chan! You just said something nice! Say it again!
It's love!
Thank you!
Thank you, Iero!
What is this?!
Okay, I'll give you a kiss.
Okay, next up is Yazawa-san!
Yes!
My name is Yazawa Rika and I'm 17 years old.
My fan name is Agnes.
Thank you very much!
We received a very strange email and it said...
Matsuno's round secret information
I like it!
Agnes, I brought you something good again.
What is it?
Matsuno, it seems like you've been eating up girls lately.
What is it?
Michael, tell us!
Well, my friend...
What?
What? What? What?
What?
What? What? What? What? What?
What?
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
What? What?
What is "Michael's friend"?
Please come over here.
Please calm down.
Calm down.
My friend works in a restaurant, in a hot pot restaurant.
What day was it?
Some day...
After some day...
Matsuno-san was working...
On his way back from work?
Yes.
After that day...
Matsuno-san was in a hot pot restaurant with his friend.
That's what I got from my friend.
It's like "Matsuno is here now".
Yes.
Now...
Matsuno-san was eating with a woman...
A woman?
A woman...
That's what I got from my friend...
What were you doing with a woman?
We were eating...
At a restaurant...
What else could we do?
Just you and me?
Just you and me...
We could eat together.
Me and you?
Before or after "r"?
Before "r", of course.
Who is it?
Why? Why do you have to say the name of an ordinary person when the camera is rolling?
I want to know!
Are you stupid?
I want to know! I want to know!
I want to know!
I mean, you're a good adult, so you wouldn't go out with a woman for food or anything like that, would you?
Right?
I can't imagine you going out with a woman other than an idol.
Don't make fun of me!
I can't imagine you going out with a woman other than an idol.
Don't make fun of me!
No, I'm just embarrassed, so I'm a little worried.
Like, did you talk to her properly?
Of course we did!
I'm worried about you!
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
I'm embarrassed, but...
I know for sure it's that shop!
I'm definitely not going to that shop!
It's so scary!
Didn't you have a date at a beauty salon that you knew before?
Yeah, Masuno came.
Masuno came and didn't talk at all.
I didn't think he'd talk that much.
What's up with that circle around Maipuru?
What's up with that?
It's scary!
Then I'll give you a warm applause!
Asahi-san!
Yes, my ID is Asahi.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Yasumild- san".
What is the content of your extraordinary e-mail?
Yes! "It's better for you to remember how much I love you, Eto-san!"
Asahi-san and Eto-chan have many connections.
This is scary.
Right?
This is scary.
Is it about sumo?
I think so.
Oh, you're talking about that great war of the century.
I've been talking about it until now.
You've remembered too much about the world.
I see.
A few days ago, I received an e-mail from Eto-san.
It was an e-mail saying "Asahi ~~"
It wasn't "Asahi", it was "Asahi ~~".
Recently, I got a nickname "Asahi ~~".
When I was called "Asahi ~~", I didn't care about my nickname.
I just wanted to go with it.
Then, in the next e-mail, I said "Hey, don't say "Asahi ~~" there!"
In the e-mail?
Yes, in the e-mail.
I was like "Huh? Why do I have to say it there?"
Because it's not funny.
Yes, so I said "Is that where you say it?"
Then, she said "Maria wants to skate there!"
It's not like it's cold! Anyone can tell it's cold!
Don't say it's annoying, Sui-chan!
Anyone can tell it's cold!
So, when I get emails like this, I think about what I should do and I think of you, Michael-san.
How do you handle it?
If it were me, I'd just ignore it.
It's been like this for a while now.
Even before it started.
Why do you keep ignoring my emails?
Asahi, if you say it like that, it's like I'm a bad person!
You're not a bad person!
There's more.
I was in the dressing room looking at the photos.
At the last page...
Stop it!
I'm kidding!
It's all a joke, but...
There's a cute page of Eto-san.
I thought it was really cute, so I was like, "This is cute, isn't it?"
What kind of face was that?
Should we do it?
What's that?
I'm not making fun of you!
No!
It's not funny!
No!
It's not funny!
Come and do judo.
No!
It hurts!
There was a part that was cool.
I was like, "Eto-san, this is really cute!"
I was conscious of Maki-san, and I took it.
You were conscious of Maki-san!
It was fun!
But it was cute for sure!
Was she like you?
No, not at all!
Not at all!
The mail earlier was like that, too.
You know why I said "Osahi"?
When I get mail from Asahi, she always calls me "Mario-san".
And I thought she was doing it on purpose.
So I always say, "Hey, my name is Etomaria."
Remember that!
I remember that!
I didn't know about that!
Of course you didn't!
You said it as a joke!
No, I didn't!
You said it as a joke!
No, I didn't!
Not at all!
No, you didn't!
Then you should have added "laugh" in the mail!
I told you!
You shouldn't have added "laugh"!
It's too cold!
No, no, no!
It's annoying!
She hated eating lunch!
She would say, "Asahi, give me an egg!"
She said "egg" and ate shrimp!
Because!
Asahi!
It's not like I'm trying to make excuses, but...
When we played Mario Kart the other day...
She kept saying, "Me? Me?"
Wait a minute!
Who do you think you're talking back to?
Because...
Normally...
What's wrong with that?
It's fine if you say it, but...
What's wrong with that?
Why do you say things like that?
What's wrong with that?
So...
We were playing Mario Kart and texting...
Not texting...
You were texting...
No, no...
You were texting...
The two of you...
Yes, yes...
But Eto-san was playing too, so...
I thought you were strong, so I played with you!
And then...
Out of five times...
I won five times and lost!
Ah, because you're weak!
Yes!
And then Eto-san said...
Asahi, you've played Mario Kart for about three times now...
Isn't it wrong for you to say things like that?
Be careful, Eto!
I'm your senior!
I didn't say it that badly, but...
I did say it!
I wanted to win at least once!
How cute!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
It's my fault!
I'm sorry, Asahi!
It's fine!
How cute!
Eto-san!
What did you think of the photo album?
It wasn't cute at all!
No matter how you think about it...
No, that's...
Sorry, sorry!
It has nothing to do with it, but I wanted to ask you!
You said that word!
That cute good-nighting phrase!
Wasn't it taken from you, Maki-san?
Get rid of it!
Rie Shibata-san!
She's pretty!
Rie Shibata-san is pretty!
She's pretty!
No, no, no...
You know...
Your acting is...
You know...
As an actress...
You're a wonderful person!
Okay...
Okay, then...
Asahi-san, thank you for being here!
Thank you!
On the other hand, the photobook might be sold out.
What will it be like?
I want to see it.
Endo-san!
Yes, I'm Endo-san of ITZY.
My fan name is "Oga-san". Thank you for receiving it.
Yes, then let's go.
What is the content of "Tondemurai Mary"?!
I'm behind you now.
Wow!
This is...
It seems like "Spike Hill" is going to happen.
There are also famous urban legends in horror movies like "Mary", right?!
Horror with someone behind you.
Horror with "umeko" behind you.
That's right! There's always that person!
That person!
I feel that "moa moa" spirit all the time.
Spirit and subtle smell as well...
I've been feeling it.
Yes, it's scary.
It's scary.
It's true, it might be scary at night.
If you're there at night...
It might be scary.
If you wake up in the morning...
It's definitely scary.
It's super scary at night.
If you wake up in the middle of the night and open the fridge...
It's scary!
What kind of image do you have of me?
That kind of image.
What kind of image do you have of me?
That's not it!
Wait a minute! I'm also a normal human being!
I'm a human being!
Don't you write it down?
Why? Why is it so itchy here?
It's my fate to get itchy here.
At this timing...
You're the happiest person here!
That's right! It's my fate!
I'll turn off the camera.
Thank you!
Now, Eto-san!
Yes! I'm idol group Eto Maria with four members!
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Danba-san"!
Let's go!
What was that ridiculous e-mail about?
Today's blog isn't funny at all.
It was a ridiculous e-mail, wasn't it?
It was ridiculous, wasn't it?
Ever since Miracchio started talking about it, I've heard in the comments that it's not very funny.
It's not funny!
That's why you're here, Miracchio! That's good!
That's good!
How funny do you think it is?
What do you think is good about it?
You're here to advertise it, aren't you, Miracchio?
Advertise it!
It's okay if it's a little bit, but most of the comments are like that.
Well, I laughed a little bit, but it's still not funny.
Because it's really not funny!
Recently, people have been telling me that it's not funny, and I've been trying to make it funny on purpose.
I went to Ube-chan's house today.
On the train to go there, I ate some chocolate.
I can't eat it.
Huh?
Then I clicked, clicked, clicked...
It's not funny!
Put up your face!
It's not funny!
Show us your expectations!
I went to the next page, and it said...
Oh, you're wearing a mask.
Oh, you can't eat it. Of course you can't.
The end!
It's not funny at all!
Akari!
It's not like Maria is doing it on purpose or anything.
But it's funny, right?
But she's just saying the truth. It's not funny.
It's not the truth!
It's a joke!
It's fine! Everyone, from Maria's lottery TV to Kari's house, if you're with her...
Why do you have to do that?
Do it!
Maria!
Why do you have to go to everyone's house?
Isn't it proving that Maria isn't lying?
Why do you have to say that?
But she's opening the show and Kari is directing it.
She's aiming for opening.
She's aiming for it.
It's fine if it's funny, but what about you, Asahi-san?
Stop it already! It's not funny!
It's not funny.
You're the most annoying one, Asahi-san.
But wait a minute!
Eating chocolate and sweets...
You're stupid!
I know! I know! Can you listen to me?
It's the same for people wearing glasses. Even if you wear glasses, you can't tell where it is.
It has nothing to do with glasses!
You're talking about masks! Masks and chocolate, right?
It has nothing to do with glasses!
It's not like that!
When I go to school or go home, I always wear a mask.
But when I eat something, I forget to take it off and eat it.
No, no, no!
That's not possible!
Do you want people to think you're cute?
Are you serious?!
Seriously?! Me?!
I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it!
Maria, seriously...
If we're in the same school in the morning, I won't forgive you!
You're not in the same school, so you should forgive her!
What are you saying?!
You're not in the same school, so you should forgive her!
What are you saying?!
You know, like...
I love you, but I love you more in the morning
She's saying it!
Earlier, Ito-chan said "Maria, I'm sick of it!"
I thought, "Does she really hate it?"
When I was writing this, I said, "If you write like this, you'll be bullied again!"
But if you think Maria's blog isn't funny like this, you'll be told it's actually funny!
Stop it!
Maria!
It's not funny at all!
Okay!
I'll give you the Etosana stickers!
Thank you!
Please look at them, Ohana!
I'm excited!
Thank you for waiting!
Tonoka-san!
Oh!
Oh, right! I forgot!
Before that, I'd like to announce the Grand Prix!
Okay! Everyone, show us!
Okay...
What will you do?
Okay...
Today...
Well, today...
As expected...
Right?
Kikuchi-san's manager-san's "Idol in Mango" win!
Oh! Thank you very much!
Well!
With that...
Thank you for waiting!
Oh!
Thank you for waiting!
Tonoka-san's...
Without getting involved in most of the talk...
She came up with a lot of ideas!
That's right!
An interesting answer!
Let's have her answer!
Let's go!
Sazae-san's final round!
The title is...
It's not funny at all!
Wonderful!
And you even said a little bit about me!
But Maria, it's not funny at all!
You're really good!
Ah, it's really not funny!
I want to say it a little!
To be honest, I'm going to get into a fight with a comedian and a hollywood star, so please forgive me!
And with that, thank you for watching and goodbye!
Thank you!