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It's started, Fonchi!
It's started!
What did you eat for lunch today?
Today I ate a bento box with chicken and eggs.
It's the same!
It's the same?
There's also a hamburger.
There is!
I chose the one with the lowest calories.
But Fonchi, you've lost some weight lately, haven't you?
Have I?
Yeah, you've been a little chubby lately.
Huh?
What?
You've been a little chubby lately.
But Fonchi, you're not going to join the chubby alliance anymore?
Huh? Chubby alliance?
Yeah.
No, I don't think we're doing it anymore.
Huh?
Why?
Isn't it weird?
Why?
6, 7, 8 is chubby. We all promised it, didn't we?
Huh? 4, 7... 4, 6, 7, wasn't it?
Huh? It's 6, 7, 8!
Fonchi, you're the captain!
So you want me to lose weight?
I refuse.
We're friends, aren't we?
No, no...
Not yet.
That's long.
♪ I wonder who it is ♩
♪ Running through ♩
♪ My memory, ah ♩
♪ Today too, in front of the mirror ♩
♪ I rub my hair ♩
♪ A pink lipstick is dripping ♩
♪ It sometimes falls ♩
♪ Hot, cold ♩
♪ My heart is pounding ♩
♪ I love you ♩
♪ I want only you ♩
♪ to look at me ♩
♪ How about the drink? ♩
♪ Little is okay ♩
♪ I have a wonderful feeling ♩
♪ Put it on the gentle breeze ♩
♪ A pink ribbon ♩
♪ A pink blue sky ♩
♪ Today, finally ♩
♪ Fly me free ♩
♪ Oh, exaggeration ♩
Idling!
Hello!
I'm idol MC Muscle Masuo!
Next week at 20 minutes past midnight, "Let's Talk About Existence" will be aired on IDOLiNG!
The theme of "Let's Talk About Existence" today is "Favorite Japanese sweets"!
First, Kato-san!
IDOLiNG 1st place goes to Kato-san!
My favorite Japanese sweet is warabi mochi!
It's delicious, isn't it!?
IDOLiNG 4th place goes to Tomoe!
My favorite Japanese sweet is warabi mochi!
It's delicious, isn't it!?
IDOLiNG 7th place goes to Serika!
My favorite Japanese sweet is fried bun!
It's fat, isn't it!?
IDOLiNG 8th place goes to Hanchi!
My favorite Japanese sweet is yocchanka!
IDOLiNG 13th place goes to Serina!
My favorite Japanese sweet is mitarasu dango!
It's delicious, isn't it!?
IDOLiNG 10th place goes to Kiko-chan!
My favorite Japanese sweet is kinako mochi!
It's crispy, isn't it!?
IDOLiNG 18th place goes to Miki!
My favorite Japanese sweet is...
Let me see...
Huh?
Huh? I forgot!
It's...
Yes!
That's all for today!
Let's get fired up!
Why is "Heroes" being aired behind the scenes of "IDOLiNG Diary"?
Overseas dramas are essential content at night.
But if that popular drama is being aired behind the scenes, we won't be able to get numbers!
Then we should use them instead.
Hey, is this really okay?!
I don't know, but we have no choice but to do it!
"Tailoring Diary" will be broadcast on Fuji TV on Thursday night!
Here it is!
Welcome!
This morning, we're doing "Gokko" for "Good Morning Yo!" on Fuji TV!
It's our second time doing this show, and we're very happy!
Thank you for having us!
Thank you!
We've been doing this show for 20 years, 25 years or more!
It's not a parody, it's "Gokko"!
There's no originality in it!
We'll do it as it is!
Of course, it's going to be a hit!
Thank you for having us!
Thank you!
We'll do our best!
"Gokko" is originally a talk show with three groups of guests,
but "Tailoring Diary" is all about driving and singing,
so we don't know when we won't be able to talk anymore,
but we hope we'll be able to talk with all of you!
If you think you can't talk anymore, you'll end up singing "perrenpen perrenpen".
That's what it is!
If you can't talk anymore, it's over!
Not only "Tailoring Diary", but we hope you'll join us too!
We hope you'll join us!
Last time, Saito-san gave us the biggest applause,
so I hope Shono-san can look forward to it too!
Okay! Let's go!
Now, it's started. I'm your host for today, Masuno Matsuno.
Thank you for coming!
Yay!
Now, today's dice announcement is...
Today, we're borrowing real dice!
Surprisingly... Surprisingly, real ones are heavier and heavier, aren't they?
Now, let me introduce today's guests.
Let's welcome them!
Yay!
They're too dazzling!
Now, let's take a look at today's dice!
Here they are!
"Pitiful stories", "Unforgettable stories", "Pinch", "Stories I learned", "Reasons for my existence", "Short stories"
These are today's lineup.
Let's see what kind of stories will come out.
Let's start with Kato-san.
Kato-san, please pick up the dice.
I'm really nervous.
Here it is! "Kikkake" is "marumaru" and "kikamaru" is "kikamaru".
"Kikamaru"!
What should I do? "Kikkake" is it?
Get out of the way!
"Kikkake" is "marumaru".
"Kikkake" is February, so it's "Valentine's Day".
That's nice.
"Kikkake" is "Valentine's Day".
When I was in my teens, I fell in love with someone.
That's ancient.
It was when I was a student.
Since it's Valentine's Day, I made cookies and chocolates for him.
You made something homey.
And I made heart-shaped cookies.
That's amazing!
And I wrote "I love you" on the cookies.
I wrote "I love you" on the chocolate pens.
I was so excited.
I was so embarrassed.
I called him to the park.
I called him to the park and got off the train.
I was so excited when I went to the park.
I couldn't stand up.
I didn't know what to do.
I was holding it like this.
There's a car stop on the sidewalk.
I stumbled and fell.
You were holding it?
I was holding it.
I stumbled and fell.
Everyone who got off the train with me laughed as they watched me.
But since it's Valentine's Day, I had to do my best.
I was holding it like this.
Did you fall?
I was holding it like this.
I was covered in blood.
But I didn't know if I should go back or not.
You had plenty of time.
I had a plan.
I didn't know what to do.
I decided to go back.
I was like this.
I went back and he was there.
Sorry for the wait.
There are people like that.
What's wrong, Saya-chan?
It's a little...
It's Valentine's Day chocolate.
I gave it to him.
He was surprised.
Oh, thank you.
When he opened it,
"I love you" was written on it.
How did you feel?
I'll leave it to your imagination.
You must have been dumped.
It didn't work out.
When I heard it, I thought it was heavy.
If a woman covered in blood had chocolate on Valentine's Day, it would be heavy.
I remember it all.
I still remember it.
It was Valentine's Day.
Let's go!
It's been a while.
I learned something new. I published a photo book.
Thank you.
Yes, February 25th.
Shut up!
Don't say it anymore.
Announcement character.
It's about when I was 5 years old.
That's old.
I was watching a magician's show.
Magic show on TV.
When I saw it, I thought "If they can do it, I can do it, too."
Why?
It looked easy.
It looked easy. We're human beings, but of course we can do it.
The next day, I wanted to do what they were doing.
What kind of magic is it?
For example, you stab a sword.
Even if you pull it, it's normal for a woman.
If I were you, I wouldn't mind stabbing it.
Or a pigeon comes out of a hat.
I think I can pull out a pigeon.
Or you put an umbrella on your head and it's moving.
That's not magic, is it?
It's magic.
It suddenly goes in and comes out.
What impressed me the most was the umbrella.
I thought "I can do it, too."
When I was five years old, my brother and sister were little.
My mother always took care of my brother and sister.
She didn't care about me.
I was a little frustrated.
When I went to my mother's house and showed her something amazing, I thought she would be surprised and happy.
It's like being watched on TV.
I went to get an umbrella.
I chose a little longer one.
I put it on my head.
It suddenly went in and came out of my head.
I couldn't pull it out of my head.
I said "Wow!"
I always said "Mom!" in my mind.
I said "Wow!" and it came out of my head.
I raised my hand and said "Wow!"
Your mother must have been happy.
Even though I was suffering, she laughed a lot and gave me a hug.
Of course, your own daughter can't do such extreme things.
There are things that magicians can do and things that I can't do.
I noticed it at first.
It was painful.
She was very curious.
She kept laughing.
I couldn't believe it.
Where did it go in?
There is a part of an umbrella.
It went in my mouth.
In your mouth?
My umbrella is longer than my height.
It went in my face.
Did it go in your face?
It went in my face. Do you want to try it?
When you go out, can you use it as an umbrella cover?
No, I'm going to die.
It was tough.
Okay, we've changed seats!
Here it is!
Don't come out!
A story I learned!
"Hitobana"!
Everyone does this, right?
I'm sorry.
I study every day.
No, no, what are you saying?
No, I really study.
The other day, I went to Guam for a gravure photo shoot.
Gravure?
For a gravure photo shoot.
Seriously?
Yes, in a swimsuit.
In a swimsuit.
Sexy!
In a swimsuit.
Jumping into the pool.
What are you talking about?
There was a shot like that.
I went to a 50m pool.
I was asked to jump in there.
I was asked to jump in there with a smile.
I said yes!
It's okay, but...
Actually, that pool...
It's a pool used by Olympic athletes.
It's a pool with 5m deep water.
I knew about it, but I went to a swimming school and was confident about it.
I asked the staff if I was okay.
They said I was totally fine.
They said they've never drowned before.
They said they've been bodyboarding for 10 years.
You were doing push-ups with your panties up in a bodyboard.
I said I was okay and jumped in with a smile.
Actually, it's my first time swimming in water.
I see!
It's quite different, isn't it?
It's heavy, but...
I'm taking one shot with the camera.
I'm taking it with a smile, but...
I'm really drowning!
I'm drowning!
But I'm taking a picture with a smile.
I'm a professional, so I have to smile.
Even if you're drowning?
Even if I'm drowning!
But I was prepared for it.
I was going to die laughing in a foreign country.
But I couldn't stop laughing.
I panicked, but...
It's different if you can't stop laughing.
I panicked, but I could only laugh.
The staff said, "Erika, you're great!"
They praised me.
They said, "You're great!"
They praised me.
They said, "You saved me!"
But I said, "It's okay," so everyone said, "You're great!"
Then Bruce said, "Huh?"
Come on! Come on!
He noticed me!
She's drowning!
He pulled me up and...
Do you use that picture?
Yes.
I want to see it!
On the 23rd...
You too?!
On the 23rd, it will be released on YOUNG MAGAZINE!
Please watch it!
It was too exciting!
Pinch!
Pinch story.
It's a pinch story.
Yes.
It's always a pinch.
That's right, it's always a pinch.
It's "pinchie", right?
Cute!
It's "pin-pinchie", right?
It's about when I was in elementary school.
Yes.
I already graduated from elementary school.
I know!
I graduated from elementary school.
I didn't graduate from elementary school, but I transferred from elementary school to elementary school.
What?
I transferred from a different elementary school to an elementary school I graduated from in my second year of elementary school.
In my second year of elementary school.
And...
I joined a class for the first time.
They taught me seats and stuff.
And...
I fell in love at first sight with the person next to me, Eichi-kun.
Since then...
Since then, I've always been one-sidedly in love with Eichi-kun.
What kind of person is he like?
He's really smart.
And he's good at studying.
Smart and smart and good at studying...
And he's very athletic.
Anyway, he's very popular.
Oh, he's popular.
And...
I fell in love at first sight with Eichi-kun.
When I was in 4th grade, I fell in love at first sight with him for 2 years.
I was so nervous and couldn't talk for 2 years.
When I was in 4th grade, I was living next to Eichi-kun's house.
I loved him so much and wanted to play with him, so I went in front of Eichi-kun's house.
I rang the doorbell, but I thought he'd come out.
I was so embarrassed and dashed out of the house.
I thought I'd run away.
Eichi-kun's feet are very fast, so I thought I'd catch up with him.
I dashed out of the house.
I happened to have a younger brother and a younger brother's friend on the street.
I thought I'd make him my younger brother.
I caught my younger brother and asked Eichi-kun, who chased me afterwards, who pinged me.
Eichi-kun said, "He's my younger brother."
That's the worst!
I thought I was in a pinch.
I couldn't play with him anymore.
When I was in 6th grade...
I was single-minded until I was in 6th grade.
On the last day of school lunch...
It was the last day of elementary school lunch, so we all got together.
We were in the same class.
I thought it would be a good chance for me to say what I like about someone I like or what I like about something I like.
My friends in front of me confessed to different guys.
I thought it was a good chance.
I thought I had no choice but to confess.
The person I like said, "It's Eichi-kun."
He was very shy.
I was happy.
There were three girls lined up behind me.
All of them said, "It's Eichi-kun!"
Wait a minute!
Eichi-kun confessed to all four of them.
When I saw them hesitating, I hated them all at once.
I thought, "What is he doing?"
I hated them.
You hated Eichi-kun?
Our feelings for four years ended at the last lunch.
It was dark in elementary school.
You liked him for four years?
You were just shy?
I was nervous.
You weren't nervous?
I thought I'd end up like him in the future.
You saw it through.
I saw it through.
Let's go!
Oh? Oh?
Oh?
Here it is! One thing I've learned.
In short, one!
One!
One thing I've learned.
Yes.
One thing I've learned is...
What is it?
I've been into manga and anime lately, haven't I?
Yes, you have.
You have.
That's what I've heard.
I love manga.
A manga called "Bridge" came out recently.
I was so happy and bought it.
Then...
I found the same thing at home.
I thought it was bad and bought a new one.
It happened when I was young.
I bought "Naruto" when I was young.
I bought "Naruto" and "Shinkan" and it was at home.
Then I found the same thing at home and bought it.
Why? Why?
That's...
I had to check the same thing and buy it.
What?
That's what I thought.
What?
You still have it, don't you?
It doesn't end here.
There's a new development after this.
What is it?
I thought I had to check it and buy it.
That's what I learned.
That's it?
No!
Still?
Yes!
Recently...
This is me, but "recently"...
Recently, I want to go to Comiket or Janfest.
Yes, you want to go.
Yes.
I've never been there.
You've never been there?
Yes.
Let's go.
A friend invited me.
I don't know if I can go that day.
You don't know?
Let's go.
You want to go, don't you?
Yes.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
You don't know the way, do you?
You have to look it up.
It's not the way, it's the daily life.
Ah, daily life.
Yes.
Let's look it up.
So, before...
Before...
He invited me, but I couldn't go.
Because you were busy?
Yes, and...
On that day, I refused.
You refused?
Yes, and my friends got really angry.
You should never do that again.
Yes, so I studied it.
You studied it?
Yes.
Yes, you're right!
You're right!
I did it!
You did it!
Yes!
This is a game!
Let's talk about something you've learned!
Fire!
It's getting shorter and shorter.
Wow.
Now...
Yes.
You talk a lot, don't you?
A little.
You've done it.
Yes. When I was in first year of high school...
Yes.
When I was in first year of high school...
I went to a high school in Hokkaido.
Hokkaido, yes.
I was in Hokkaido until first year of high school...
Yes.
And at that time...
There was a Miss/Mr. Contest that was announced at a cultural festival.
Yes.
There was that and it was announced at a cultural festival...
About two weeks before that...
All students were asked to make a survey.
Yes.
They were asked who they wanted.
Yes.
And they said, "Don't tell anyone around you."
And we met...
Yes.
And after that...
Who was it?
At that time...
My friends said, "I'm in the rain."
I'm in the rain.
That's fine. That's fine.
She was always joking.
You've told everyone now, haven't you?
And after about three days...
I'm sorry...
The girls and boys next door also said, "Look like she's in the rain."
Oh my god.
I think about how I will look like if I say that.
And on that day...
They were announced from third place...
I was in fifth place in first year!
Third place!
3rd place, 1st year, 1 class, what will you be?
What will you be?
2 more!
2nd place, 1st year, 2 class, what will you be?
Here it comes!
When I said 1st place, everyone was looking at me.
Everyone was looking at you.
They were like, "Aren't you going to be an Ami?"
1st place, 1st year, 3 class, Takahashi Ayumi!
It's completely different now!
Welcome!
This is "New Season" and it has finally arrived!
"Fuji TV" February 2nd and 1st!
Goodbye!
Yes.
The announcement was also published, wasn't it?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
I was so anxious when I saw the preview that I didn't know what to do.
One more minute.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Can I say it again?
Yes, please say it.
And it happened!
And it's really embarrassing, isn't it?
It's embarrassing.
I was a little excited and embarrassed.
Everyone around me said, "I'm not doing anything wrong, but why aren't you first place?"
It was like that.
It's you, isn't it?
It's really embarrassing, isn't it?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
So I said it like, "Yeah, I knew it. It's not me, it's not me."
But on my way home, in the hallway...
First, second and third place have been announced, but only fourth and fifth place...
I only wrote their names.
You announced only those.
And I wrote "small-mouthed rain" in fifth place.
It was fifth place.
Yes, it was in fifth place.
And before that, I remembered...
Before that, while we were talking...
To be honest, there are best three, but you don't need fourth and fifth place, do you?
I said that to myself.
There's no fourth and fifth place.
And on top of that...
There's no fifth place, no, no, no.
I said it and I got fifth place.
You became "no, no", didn't you?
Yes, I thought it was really embarrassing.
But even if it becomes like this, I will definitely go with humility.
Yes, I learned it.
Yes, you learned it.
Yes.
Now, let's welcome them!
Yes, Michel-san!
Yes, an unforgettable story! Don't forget it!
Don't forget it!
It's your first time today, isn't it?
That's right.
Yes, Michel-san, an unforgettable story.
My unforgettable story is...
...not about me, but about my best friend when we lived in Australia.
Um, together...
Um, my mom and I got in the car and we talked about going shopping, and we drove normally, and my friend's mom was singing and dancing to music, but...
Like, um, we went shopping and we were parking and stuff, and like, in Australia, a lot of people just take their kids and go out and be like "alright, alright", and "back, back", "stop, stop, stop, stop", you know?
And we were kind of close, and like, my friend came out, and she wasn't my mom, she was her own mom, and she was like "alright, alright", "back, back", "back", you know?
Even if I say "Stop!", she keeps going like "What? What? What?"
She doesn't hear you.
If it's true, even if you don't know what she's saying...
You can tell what she's doing from behind.
"What? What? What?" and she's riding a car on her feet.
With those tires and all.
And when I said "What? What? What?" she stopped the car.
She stopped in front of me and said "What?"
I was in the car, and the tires were all over the place.
I couldn't feel anything.
That was a huge shock.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
She said that and I was really anxious.
But in the end, I was fine in the morning.
She's an adult now.
But you can't forget that feeling.
That's right.
It's so...
It's dangerous.
You can't hear it, but you can feel it.
It's like "boko"?
She was riding it on her feet.
With the tires.
And in the morning, she said "What? What?"
She was desperate and I said "Stop! Stop! No! No!"
You can't forget that.
Next!
Here we go, Shimano-san!
She's going for it!
Yes!
Nasakenai Hanashi Nasabana!
Nasabana!
Nasabana! I'm sorry for coming all the way from Tokyo.
Shono-san, you don't usually talk so slowly.
I've never talked like this before. I'm getting nervous.
But you're a natural.
What? Natural?
You're a natural.
I'm not a natural at all.
It's Nasabana! Hanashi.
When I was in first grade, before I had a regular show...
What first grade?
First year!
When you were in first grade.
When I was in first year.
When I was in first year, before I had a regular show...
I went on location with Yukari Oshima of the same period of time.
For about a week, abroad.
That's amazing!
All of a sudden.
But there...
My whole body was crushed.
What?
It was a location where you go to Africa to see the beautiful scenery of the desert.
It was very attractive and I said I would definitely go.
But the road was terrible.
When you get there, there's nothing but a vast plain.
And there was a group of young people there.
And we talked about interacting with them.
And their outfits were...
What were their outfits like?
They had their faces painted red.
And their upper bodies were naked.
And they didn't wear much underwear.
Not much?
Not much!
A little bit of accessories.
And they told me to do that outfit.
Did the people there tell you that?
No, the director told me.
But I couldn't do it.
He told me to wear a T-shirt and shorts.
Normally you can't do that.
So I wore shorts and a T-shirt.
And the people there gave me red soil and mud mixed with oil.
But the director was so cruel.
He said it was okay with just my face.
But I couldn't speak.
They wanted to be like me.
So they applied it all over my body.
Even inside of me.
All of it.
They suddenly put their hands in here.
Did the staff turn the camera around?
They didn't apply it to my face of course.
The locals were girls of course.
There were girls.
They were so happy.
You were happy.
You thought it was okay.
You were happy and you applied it.
It didn't make sense.
That's right.
It had a different meaning.
It had many meanings.
When they applied it up, of course...
They applied it down.
They put their hands in little by little.
They said "ah" but the locals didn't know.
They thought it was okay.
They applied it for me.
It was like...
Even when you go to the bathroom...
It's around there.
It's Nohara.
You find a little bit of grass.
You do it like this.
Chopard Lady Go.
That's right.
It's your first year.
It's a bit of a shock, isn't it?
Even though I became an announcer.
I didn't think of it like that.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're announcing.
It's amazing.
It's a shocking experience.
It's a precious experience.
Did you get it?
I couldn't get it.
You couldn't get it.
I couldn't get it.
Even when I washed it...
It was gone?
It was gone.
I'm glad you got it.
Of course you can get it.
It's been about a week.
I see.
That's amazing.
I got it.
Since you're here...
I got it.
You got it, didn't you?
That's amazing.
Welcome back.
One thing I've learned about you is that you're a good person.
When I was in high school, I had a classmate named Tanaka.
He was a boy, and he had a really long chin.
We were good friends, but he always made fun of me about my chin.
He said all kinds of things about me and said I had a long chin.
But he doesn't care about it at all.
He's really positive.
He's like, "What?"
When I asked him, "Aren't you frustrated?"
He said, "It's just my personality."
It's not like I can imitate anyone else.
My parents gave me this chin, so I don't care about it.
Just say what you want to say.
He made fun of me like that.
He said I had a lot of fights and that I was strong.
But I learned what it really means to be strong.
I thought he was a good and strong guy.
We got along well.
One day, I went to his house to play.
We were in different middle school.
I saw his middle school graduation album while he was in the bathroom.
He was in it, and he had his chin hidden with his nails in it.
He hid everything in it.
He was worried about you.
I learned that it was for that.
This was the second time. How was it?
It was fun.
Talking is fun.
Talking about yourself.
It's fun.
Eto-chan, what did you say today?
February 25th.
Shut up!
Everyone,
one day you will be able to come back to your hometown.
Keep playing gokko here.
Whenever you go out, get used to the atmosphere.
Let's do our best.
This was Gokihei Yogokko!
Bye bye!