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Shono's Q&A
Hi, I'm Shono.
I'm Kamura.
I have a question for you, Shono.
I'm interested in being an announcer.
What do you want to be?
I want to know about scary seniors.
What? Scary seniors?
There are a lot of seniors in the announcer world.
In this world, seniors have to work hard and get along with seniors.
I want to know which senior is scary from the announcer world.
You want to know? Scary seniors?
Yes.
Abechiyo-san.
Is it okay?
Who is it?
Again today, in front of the mirror, I tie my hair
My pink lipstick is a sweet budgie and a very big cologne
I want you, only you, to look at me with love and excitement
Enka-chan!
How do you like my hairstyle?
Enka-chan!
Are my lips okay?
I have a good feeling about you
Carrying you in the gentle breeze
Enka-chan!
My uniform ribbon
Enka-chan!
My pink blue dress
Today for sure, yes! Go!
Love me, please!
Idling!
From the opening, Sono-san started with bad words.
I didn't say anything bad!
Are you okay?
I said it because I'm not really scared.
I can't say names of people who are scared, right?
It's not like that survey.
Now, it's started!
Idling!
I'm Yuna-san, nice to meet you!
Today's show is about how idling girls, who are growing up as idol groups and are now new to the scene,
can become one person in front of the audience.
Idling!
Now, let me introduce the show!
It's idling!
Idling!
Now, let me introduce myself!
Today's theme is "Morita-san's recent bad words"!
Yes! I'm Idling!'s Morita Suzuka!
My recent bad words are...
Bad words, right?
Um... "Really?"
"Really?" Ah, I see.
I'm Idling!'s Jennie's Kana-yu!
My recent bad words are...
Cute!
Right?
I'm Idling!'s Nagano Karina!
My recent bad words are...
What should I do?
Say "cute"!
"Cute"!
I'm Idling! '14's Sakai Hitomi!
My recent bad words are...
I finally bought it!
Yes! I'm Idling! '13's Nagano Karina!
My recent word of mouth is "somehow".
I'm Idling! '16's Kikochi Ami!
My recent word of mouth is "Ami-ne! Ami-ne!"
I'm Idling! '17's Omiyake Hitomi!
My recent word of mouth is "good girls".
I'm Idling! '18's Omishi Nuiki!
Well, recently I've been saying a lot of things...
Well, I'm Chou!
Ah, Chou, it's nice to meet you.
Well, let's have some fun on Christmas Day like this!
"What would you do if you were a king?" game!
Yeah!
All right!
Now...
We started with a new segment in our heads, but it's actually not a new segment!
It's not!
I think some of you may remember this, but it's a rare segment we've done in the past with only one student.
Yes! It's been a while, so I'll explain the game a little.
Yes!
"What would you do if you were a king?" game!
First, you choose a king by lottery.
Then, you guess what action the king will take in a given situation.
It's a game where you test how much you know about each other!
It's been a while, but we know a lot about each other!
Michelle, you know, right?
I know everything!
She knows everything!
Oh, yeah! Let's take a picture!
As expected!
Then, you guess what action the king will take in a given situation!
Then, you get a sweet brand from the king and a king's jersey print from the king's reward!
I want it! Let me eat it!
I'll give you as much money as you want!
Good luck!
All right!
All right, let's get started!
The king...
I'd like to choose the king of this time.
Who could it be?
It's me! It's me! It's me!
Surprisingly, it's you, Sakuma!
All right, I'm kidding.
One, two, three!
The king is...
Sakai!
Go, go!
Please choose a king!
The king is...
Sakai!
I'm wearing a crown!
All right!
Oh, my goodness!
I did it!
All right!
Now, you guess what action the king will take in a given situation!
Let's get started!
Here's the first theme!
It's huge!
When you're talking to someone important, their jacket is fully open!
What would you do if you were the king?
All right!
The king has chosen the king's jersey!
It's huge!
It's a huge jersey!
A jersey? What kind of jersey is that?
What? From there?
From there?
Is it okay for me to do it from there?
Yes.
It depends on how huge the jersey is.
Sakai, you're weird.
I'm weird?
I'm with Sakai, so I'm supposed to do something, right?
Yes, you're supposed to do something.
Have you ever done something like this in your life?
Yes, we have!
You have?
Yes.
What would you do in a situation like this?
In a situation like this, I'd laugh.
You'd laugh.
Even if it's someone important, I'd laugh no matter what.
You'd laugh when you see this jersey, right?
You're a genius!
No, I'm not.
You've summarized it, haven't you?
All right.
What would you do, Sakai?
Yes.
What would I do?
Oh!
This is...
Yes.
I think this is the only way.
That's true.
I think you're like that, Sakai-san.
What?
If you're looking at Sakai-san as usual...
Yes.
If you have any questions...
Yes.
All right, Miyake-san.
Is it pretty obvious?
Ah...
Obvious.
Should I say it?
What?
You just said...
What?
Should I say it or not?
Now, Nagano-san.
Um, is Sakatchi the type of person who doesn't say things that are hard to say?
How is it, Sakatchi? How is it?
It depends on the situation.
What about Chuck?
Chuck is a little...
What is the situation that Sakatchi is imagining?
What is it?
Is it a bright atmosphere or...
I imagined going to Miyazaki Prefecture's governor.
Miyazaki Prefecture is not a governor.
It's a prefecture, it's a prefecture.
It's a prefecture.
The governor of Miyazaki Prefecture.
Yes, the governor of Miyazaki Prefecture.
That's what I imagined.
The governor of Miyazaki Prefecture is there and Chuck is there.
What do you do at that moment?
Even just talking makes you nervous.
That's right, you get nervous.
When you're nervous, what do you do with Chuck?
When I'm nervous?
What is it?
Sakatchi-san, you're an amazing person.
Am I? Is the camera rolling?
I wonder about that.
The camera?
When the camera is rolling? Or seriously?
Seriously.
Everyone, please guess what the king will do.
Well, you all know, right?
Mr. Kushida has been working with you recently.
That's right, I'm starting to understand.
It's easy to understand, Sakatchi-san.
Yes.
Everyone, please understand.
Please.
I wonder about that.
Yes.
If you were in front of the exhibition and the check of the exhibition was open, what would you do?
It's pretty awkward, isn't it?
What would you do, Shono-san? Would you say it?
No, I don't think I would say it.
You wouldn't say it? You would just watch it?
No, I would pretend not to notice it.
Ah, you would pretend not to notice it and glance at it.
Glance at it?
No, I wouldn't say it.
You would just look at it?
That's right.
Now, everyone, please raise your answers one by one.
Go ahead!
You would look at the open check but pretend not to know it.
Yes.
Isn't that like Sakachi?
That's right.
You would pretend not to know it.
Yes.
And at the end of the story, you would say, "The check is open."
Ah, you would say, "No, it's not."
And you would say, "By the way, the check is open."
At the end of the story...
That's the biggest shock, isn't it?
At the end of the story, you would say, "If you were Sakachi, wouldn't you tell him?"
I think you would say it with all of your feelings.
I wonder about that.
And you would say, "The check is open. Is it okay?"
Yes, you would say, "Is it okay?" at the end of the story.
You would worry about him.
You would care about him.
Yes.
I see.
You noticed it, but you pretend you didn't.
Yes. Sakaguchi is like that.
He's shy.
Yes.
He's shy and can't say it.
Yes.
Now, Kikuchi-san.
Yes.
You touch him and make him notice it!
This means you do it yourself, right?
You do it yourself.
I'm surprised!
You do it yourself!
For example, if there's something attached here, you keep asking, "Isn't there something attached here?"
You keep asking, right?
You care about it, so you do it.
You can't say it, so you do it.
That might be good.
Sakaguchi would definitely do it.
He wouldn't say anything.
Okay, Miyagi-san.
You care about it, but you don't say it.
Sakaguchi and I often talk about it.
For example, we go out for dinner.
I often say what I think.
Miyagi-san, you say it, right?
Sakaguchi said, "I can't say it even if I think about it."
I don't think you can say it.
I wonder if you can say it.
Now, Mishe-san.
You laugh behind his back.
You can't say it.
Isn't it the worst?
Why are you laughing behind his back?
I had an experience like this.
It's not like this, but...
When we were dancing rehearsal, one of the members farted.
And I...
I saw it.
And I was like...
You didn't notice it?
I didn't notice it, and I was like...
Ah, ah...
I didn't dare say anything.
But Sakaguchi saw it all.
I was laughing behind his back.
You were laughing behind his back?
Isn't it the worst?
So...
You can't say it?
I think it's this.
I see.
Now!
Is there a correct answer?
King, please show us your answer.
If you're the king, what will you do?
Yes, I'll say "I love you" directly.
What?
She said "I love you" to you.
Because, I have an experience.
Ah, you do?
It's not me, but when I was a student, my teacher wrote me a check during class.
Ah, but I had a strong feeling that everyone said it.
Ah, so you said it as a representative?
To my teacher, "Teacher, I love you for a second."
What did your teacher say?
Oh, it's true. Sorry, sorry.
It's definitely embarrassing.
Yes, I see.
So, the ones who said "I love you" directly are
Kawamura-san and Nagano-san.
And Nagano-san, just those two, right?
That's right!
Yes, both of you are correct!
That's great!
That's not money!
And with that, thank you very much, Your Majesty!
Thank you very much!
In the end, we know about everyone's lives, right?
Now, we'd like to choose our second king.
Who will it be?
Will it be Kawamura-san?
Will it be Michel?
One, two...
It's the king!
Oh, it's Su-chan!
Welcome, Su-chan!
Su-chan is unpredictable!
Really?
Yes, it's the first time for me too.
But your hat is bigger.
Now, the king will go first.
Yes, yes.
Kawamura Gokuto will go first.
Yes, yes.
Let's see what the king will do.
The next theme is this!
What will the king do when the toilet is clogged and overflowing?
Overflowing?
How much is overflowing?
Kamuro-san, don't laugh so vulgarly.
I'm sorry.
She's in her teens.
Su-chan, you're quick-witted.
I just thought of it.
I see.
Is that the right thing to do?
Yes, I think it's right.
Su-chan thinks it's bad and takes action.
But is it something only Su-chan can do?
Don't you think others will do it?
If you're quick-witted, it might be like that.
If you think calmly, you won't think it's right.
Ah, this is the only way.
Ah, I get it!
First of all, you feel bad.
No, I was impatient and thought "what should I do? What should I do?" and thought "ah, this is the only way."
What you wrote just now was written quite abruptly, so I think you're right.
Ah, I get it! I get it! I get it!
Do you get it?
Isn't that a calm action?
What will it be?
Now, please think about it!
It's like when you're impatient.
When you're impatient, it might be like this.
Unexpectedly...
Because it's overflowing, right?
In front of you, there are many things...
Kawamura-san, there are many things overflowing, right? Kawamura-san...
Kawamura-san, there are many things overflowing, right?
Su-chan, by the way, do you have this experience? When the toilet is overflowing?
I don't!
Yes.
That's right.
Do you have it?
I don't! I don't either!
That's why I'm a little impatient when it happens, right?
Right?
You're impatient, aren't you?
I do have it.
You do?
Do you have it?
What did you do?
That...
Well...
It was big and couldn't flow.
What did you do?
Eh?
That...
The core...
I chopped it up and ate it.
That's a manga, isn't it?
That's an idol manga, isn't it?
That's right!
What are you talking about?
That's right!
What are you talking about?
Well...
It's about cookies, isn't it?
That's scary!
It's about cookies being stuck in your throat, isn't it?
Now, everyone!
Please stand in line!
Open!
For now, keep your own stuff and run away.
Yes.
Ah, so quickly...
Quickly.
You can't handle it yourself anymore.
Yes.
I see.
Yes.
Yes...
Nagasa, fix it!
With a broom or something...
Broom, broom, broom, broom...
Ah...
It's not like that, it's like you're about to fix it.
I see.
It's like you're about to fix it.
But this is a pretty calm solution, isn't it?
It really is.
Now, and...
Wipe it off with toilet paper.
Like, Su-chan, like, when you spill juice or drinks, you get anxious, don't you?
When you're like that, you can wipe it off with something that looks like you're about to wipe it off.
I see.
I think there's a fix for that.
There's a fix!
That's why it's toilet paper that looks like you're about to wipe it off the most.
I see.
So you wipe it off with it.
I see.
Yes.
Now, Asahi-san, close the lid and run away.
That's right.
Su-chan is...
Already...
She doesn't know what's going on anymore.
I think she'll probably do a lot of things, but in the end...
Ah, what should I do? What should I do?
She'll close it and...
Let's run away!
The lid is like a form, isn't it?
That's right.
Like, "Let's run away!"
In the end, you'll run away without doing anything.
You'll close only the lid.
Let's go home together!
It's the same, isn't it?
You'll keep closing it.
Right? It's heavy, isn't it?
Su-chan...
You'll keep closing it.
Like you'll keep closing it forever.
It doesn't matter if it overflows.
It's Su-chan-like.
Now, you say you'll run away...
Ah, Miyako-san, you too...
Su-chan, when you're in a hurry...
Like...
Like... It's like this at first, isn't it?
So...
I think you'll run away like that.
You'll run away like that, won't you?
Like this...
You'll try to fix it yourself.
How will you fix it?
I don't know.
You're in a hurry!
No...
You don't know anything, but...
Anyway, you'll do something!
You'll do something with a sense of responsibility.
That's right.
Even if you close it...
Even if you push it...
Even if you vacuum it...
That's too much!
The answer is too wide!
Give me a little more hint!
It's all in there.
Then, you'll fix it!
You'll fix it!
No, I won't use it.
With bare hands?
Yes!
I see! If you can't do it, you have to do it right away.
You have to wash it first, right?
And now...
I think you all have an answer.
Is there a correct answer?
Then, Su-chan, please show us your answer.
What would you do if you were a king?
Ta-dah! Put all of the toilet paper into the toilet.
So, there's no correct answer!
Do you wipe it off?
You put all of it into the toilet.
You put all of the toilet paper into the toilet.
You don't go "Ahh!" You just put it in like that?
Yes! And you cut a little line and push it in.
Push it in?
You push it in and put it under pressure?
You run away!
You run away is your second choice!
If you think about it...
If you think about it, you'll run away, right?
Yes, you'll run away.
So, there's no correct answer!
There wasn't!
So, thank you for being a king!
Thank you for being a king!
You won without thinking, right?
Without thinking!
You were more determined, right?
You were bold!
So, I'd like to choose the next king.
So, who will it be?
Masakai-san, or Sakuma-san?
So, let's go!
Who is the king?
Miyake-san!
Alright! Alright!
Someone guess it!
I want to eat it!
You want to eat it, so please guess it!
So, let's go!
The next theme is this!
What would you do if you woke up in the morning and became a man?
Alright, Miyake-san!
I'm sure everyone has thought about this before.
Um, what was it?
What would you do if you were me?
What would I do if I were you?
First, I'll look in the mirror.
Oh, you're looking in the mirror.
Yes. What would my face look like?
If you were handsome, what would you do?
I'd be happy.
I can't say for sure.
Why?!
I think men are good at driving cars.
That's for sure.
I don't know if you have a driver's license or not.
What about you, Asahi?
Your eyes are usually like this.
What would you do if you were a man?
I'd make up my mind.
Okay, I'll go with this.
Make up your mind about what?
You'll go with this?
Yes, and I'll tell my friends...
Oh, but will you say it?
I'll talk to my mom.
From now on...
What will you say?
First, what will you say?
I'm sorry.
This is what happened.
This is what happened when I woke up in the morning.
When you woke up in the morning.
This is what happened.
Okay!
Oh, I see!
She's surprisingly calm.
She accepts things easily.
Is it easy to understand?
It's easy to understand.
Is it like you, Hii-chan?
I wonder if it is.
She's surprisingly calm.
Is it something you do first thing in the morning?
It's not something you do first thing in the morning.
What do you want to say?
It's like...
I wonder what it is.
You look in the mirror and say...
Maybe not... I don't know.
Maybe it's not. Maybe it's not.
If you're a girl, let's do something you can't do.
Let's do it.
That's why I've never done it.
I got it!
Are you interested in it?
I'm interested in it.
I got it!
Here we go!
I don't know. I don't know.
Men can only do what men can't do.
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It's like an idol show.
What will they do?
Will it be like that?
I'm interested in it.
It's not for girls, is it?
I don't think so.
I don't think I can do it.
I don't think there are many men.
Time's up!
Please show us your answers.
Here we go!
Styling your hair.
I see.
I'll style it like this.
Like this?
Yes.
Like this?
Yes.
Like this?
Yes.
I see.
Don't wash your face.
It's hard for girls.
That's right.
Don't wash your face.
And your hair.
It's close.
That's right.
It's different.
I want to do it, but girls don't do it.
Like shaving my beard or something like that.
I see.
Going to buy men's clothes.
Like Hii-chan's clothes.
Accepting it for once.
If you do that, you'll end up looking like a cool guy.
Like Shiba Inu.
Now, Fuku-san.
Toilet. Going to the toilet.
Toilet, right?
What's up there?
This is something I wanted to do all of a sudden.
I've always wanted to do it since I was little.
You couldn't stop yourself, right?
I wanted to be a man and do a lot of things.
"A lot of things" you said in the toilet?
In the toilet.
"A lot of things" you said in the toilet?
In the toilet.
Toilet.
It's the same for me.
Men do it.
I see. But you've never used it, right?
I've never used it.
I've tried it once.
You've tried it?
What's that?
Wait, what's that?
Now, is there a correct answer?
Please show us the answer.
If you were a king, what would you do?
I'd go pick up girls.
That's not the correct answer!
I want to eat it!
It's not easy to do it.
It's not easy.
Lastly, Miyake-san, please say something to the camera.
Yes! I'm not a woman!
Goodbye!
I mean, girls don't do that, do they?
What kind of girls? If you were a boy, what kind of girls would you like to meet?
Cute girls.
Cute girls?
What would you say to them?
What should I say...
You know, there was a teacher who was good at picking up girls.
So, when I saw him, when I became a boy, I was like...
Like that teacher?
Like...
Really?
Absolutely!
Like that, when you pick up girls.
I'll be cooler!
You'll be cooler?
I'll be cooler.
I mean...
First of all...
I'll choose my clothes first.
Oh, I see!
I see.
I'll choose my clothes first.
If I were a guy like you, I'd pick up girls.
Would you fall for that?
I would!
Would you fall for that?
What about you, Ami?
Because you have curly eyes and you're cute.
What about you, Ami?
Because you have curly eyes and you're cute.
No!
So, you're not that type of girl.
What about you, half-half?
Because you have a colorful image, I like you.
Would you like that?
Alright, thank you, King.
Alright!
Alright, we're in the middle of the show.
Let's ask one more question!
Let's go!
Alright, King...
King...
Alright, let's go with Michelle!
Alright!
I'd like to see Michelle's answer.
It suits you!
It's cute!
It really suits you!
This is how you do it in your hometown, right?
Let's take a look. The next theme is this!
When you run out of your wallet in the dressing room and start doubting everyone else, and you find it in your own bag, what would you do? Please write it down!
Wow, this one looks like it could happen!
This one looks like it could happen!
Looks like it could happen!
Wasn't there one like this?
What is it like this?
There isn't one like this!
At that moment, it might be good for you to write down what Michelle did.
No, there isn't one like this!
It might be good for you to write down Michelle's usual behavior.
Surprisingly, you're quite careless about this.
When we're in a dance class or when we're in formation and sometimes we make mistakes, we say "Sue-chan, you're doing it wrong here", and we say "No, it's not like that", but in the end it's correct.
Oh, Michelle made a mistake.
Yes, yes, yes.
I've had that experience.
What do you say to that, Michelle?
Michelle...
Is it okay?
I don't apologize!
You don't apologize?!
Michelle, you don't usually apologize!
That's right, that's right.
I see.
I've had that experience, so I don't know...
I see!
Yes, I understand!
Michelle-san, everyone might know what you're doing.
I think I know!
Really?
It's like Michelle is...
Do you say anything?
Like what?
What do you say?
This is a pretty common one.
You say it... but you don't say it.
Actually, it's pretty simple.
Okay, everyone, please think about it!
Okay, everyone, think about it!
Actions?
I've thought about it...
I lost my keys at the health lounge, and I got a big fight there.
I didn't get that kind of key. She gave it to me, or I couldn't return the shoes.
I had a big fight with my grandpa's shop assistant at the store.
I said, "I don't know!" and put it in my pocket without messing around.
That's funny!
I dropped it here and said, "I'm in the middle of this!"
That's terrible!
Apologize, old man!
That's terrible!
You dropped it!
That's terrible!
I said it a lot, and I got quite a few.
I didn't get another one.
That's terrible!
I put it like this...
Time's up!
Please apologize.
It looked like my wallet, so I made a mistake.
Yes, it looked like a designer's wallet, so I thought it was mine.
I made a mistake.
Oh, you found it in your bag and thought it looked like this.
Yes, that's right.
I made a mistake because it looked like the wallet of the people I suspected.
And you don't say anything like nothing happened.
I don't apologize in particular.
You don't say it?
I don't say it.
You don't say you found it in secret.
I just say I'm glad I found it and that's it.
I see.
You don't apologize.
Yes.
And you say "it was in my bag" cheerfully.
Do you report it properly?
I say it but I don't apologize.
I see.
Michelle basically doesn't apologize.
Or she apologizes in English.
She apologizes in English.
Sorry.
She definitely doesn't apologize in Japanese.
You're spoiled and deceive people.
I'm definitely confident about this.
I have a lot of experience with this.
What kind of pattern is it?
Michelle often teases me a lot.
When I was wearing a skirt the other day,
a male staff member's skirt was turned around and my pants were exposed.
Oh, you did that?
My pants were exposed and I was really shocked.
I said "Michelle, you're really spoiling me."
And he said "Sakachin."
That's irrelevant.
He spoils me and tries to hide it.
That's how spoiled you are.
Yes, I definitely think it's this.
And you say "I found it in secret."
You're always teasing me, aren't you?
So...
You're always teasing me, aren't you?
I'm not teasing you.
What do you call it?
You joke around a lot, don't you?
You laugh and tease me.
Actually, I'm sorry, but...
I don't want you to know.
I see. You tease me.
And you say "I found it in secret."
I'm spoiled and say "I found it in secret."
But I don't apologize.
Basically...
Do you apologize?
Basically, Michelle doesn't apologize.
No, I don't.
I don't apologize.
Oh, you say "I found it in secret" and apologize.
I'm spoiled, but...
Good things are good and bad things are bad.
But I apologize properly, don't I?
You apologize properly.
After you say "I found it in secret"?
I apologize while I say "I found it in secret".
I see.
You make an environment where people forgive you easily.
Well, is there an answer in this?
Michelle, please show me the answer.
What would you do if you were a king?
[Why won't you use emojis?]
I will mail it to you after I run away.
Don't mail! Don't mail!
We're getting lots of complaints...
But you don't even mail us...
We don't even use emojis
Oh right, you don't even use emojis
We don't. We maintain 장난 asta...
Wouldn't you use hearts instead?
No way!
I don't know if it was Sakatchi who sent it at once, but I think it was Michelle who replied to it.
I don't know why it was sent all at once.
What are you talking about?
No, no, it's annoying to reply, so I thought I'd reply as it is.
Well, I'm sending everyone emails and stuff like that.
What is it?
It's like Kikuchi-san sends it all at once to us.
Yes, Kikuchi-san of AB.
For example, if Kikuchi-san sends it to Michelle and us, Michelle has to send it back only to Kikuchi-san, right?
But she sends it all at once.
That reply is already...
That's why it's "understood, understood, understood."
What is it about?
What does "understood" mean?
Oh, Michelle-san...
No, but I apologize, so...
No, it's not like a small "oh, sorry"
It's not like "oh, sorry, I'm really sorry."
But in the end, no one cares about this email at all.
No, definitely.
Okay, so there was no one who got it right!
So, what would you do if you were the king? How did you like this game?
It's difficult.
Surprisingly, you know it.
Surprisingly, you don't get it right.
It's like you didn't know it.
You didn't know it.
So you're saying you lied about it?
You don't mail it, do you?
No, I'm thinking of doing it.
You're thinking of doing it?
I'm thinking of doing it.
Even if you think of it, you've already done it.
Even if you don't use your pocket, you've already done it.
You're using your heart's pocket?
That's right.
"That's right," you don't know it, do you?
So, who will be the next king?
That's all for "King's What Should I Do?"