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Good morning!
This is it!
No. 3 Endo Maipuru's DVD in Maipuru mode will be released!
You can see various Maipurs here, so please take a look!
And this is it!
No. 6 Ton-chan's "tonotono smile" will also be released!
You can see various Ton-chan here, too!
Please take a look!
Thank you!
Applause!
Huh?
What's the point?
The point?
The point is...
Both of you have similar contents.
Like, in each of your minds...
Who was the first person...
To say "I hate you"?
My Memoria runs through...
Again today, in front of the mirror, I untie my hair.
My pink lipstick is a sweet budget, and I sometimes fall down.
Red, glittering, my heart beats, I love you so much.
I want you to look at me.
How about your hair?
Are you ready?
I have a good feeling about you.
Take me in your gentle hands.
A ribbon of uniform.
A blue scarf.
Finally, today, I can say...
Love you, Queen!
Hey!
Idling!
Hello everyone, I'm MC of Idling! My name is Masumune! Nice to meet you all!
Nice to meet you too, Masumune-san!
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
and want them to become one of them.
And let me introduce you to Idling!
Let me introduce you to today's theme.
First of all, Kato-san!
I'm Idling! No. 1, Kato Saraka!
The song I'm singing now is Mihimal GT's "Grady Hero"!
I'm Idling! No. 3, Goen Nonmai!
The song I'm singing now is Sakana-kun's "Chuck Voice"!
I'm Idling! No. 6, Tanaka Ruka!
The song I'm singing now is Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend"!
I'm Idling! No. 8, Ponchi!
The song I'm singing now is Idling! No. 8, Nagara!
I'm Idling! No. 9, Ruka Kayano!
The song I'm singing now is "Manner Mode"!
I'm Idling! No. 10, Suzuka Mori!
The song I'm singing now is Dream Girls' "Uta"!
I'm Idling! No. 13, Serina Odagawa!
The song I'm singing now is "School Chime"!
The song I'm singing now is "take me, take me" by Perfume!
There was something there that could last longer than anyone else and that adults could enjoy for a long period of time.
I-D-O-N-T-I-N-G
Who did what?!
Everyone, this is the second installment of Daruma-san no Koronda!
Do you know what the second installment is?!
It was very well received!
Second installment!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'll explain.
Don't get carried away!
I'll explain.
Is it okay?
Daruma-san no Koronda's "Koronda" part is replaced by another action, and players other than you stop at the state of that action.
Cool!
Yes!
For example...
Yes, yes...
If you, Daruma-san, say "smile kindly"...
Matsuno-san?
It's like that!
You have to do what you're told to do!
If you move or do a pose you can't explain, you're out and out of the game!
Yes!
The team with the most players who were able to say "smile kindly" to each other will win!
Yes!
With that said, I'll make you girls into good girls today!
Yes!
The captains of the two teams!
Yes!
We're going to have you play today!
Yes!
Now, let me introduce you to today's guests who will be captains of both teams!
The two of you from "ANGARD"!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
It's your first time doing idol activities, right?
It's our first time coming here!
But you and Nagano-san...
Yes!
You two were together for a year for a TV Tokyo- style song...
We were together for a year.
You were together for a year?
Yes!
Even when you met just now...
You're taking up too much of my space!
I don't know what happened, but I feel like I've become an idol!
Last time you were together with Yamazaki-san of Nangai Gaming, right?
Not at all!
Why not?!
It's like "I'm sorry, but..."
What happened?
I decided not to do it.
You didn't take care of him, right?
After a year, I feel awkward...
Awkward?!
You didn't do anything?!
I don't know!
Like a father...
Like a father who suddenly can't take a bath...
I see!
You're at an age where you're awkward...
Do you know about idoling?
I know about it!
You're very energetic!
You came here and got excited, right?
You're like a cabaret singer who doesn't have a mission!
You're like that!
You're like a cabaret singer who doesn't have a mission!
I wanted to feel like an idol.
That's right!
Until 5 minutes before the show, Misel was like this.
But it's fine, 5 minutes before the show.
Right, Yamana-san?
Yamana-san really does it.
She really does it.
Thank you for coming!
Everyone, please say goodbye to Yamana-san and Tanaka-san's team!
Thank you!
Kato, Endo, Tanoka, Ponchi!
Yes!
Koguma-san!
Nikisei Team!
And then, Nikisei Team's Yamanen-san and...
Su-chan, Nagano-san, and...
What?
Asahi-san?
You didn't say "Nikisei Team" at all!
I didn't say it for a second!
I'm sorry, I did it for a year!
Miyage-san and Misel!
Nikisei Team!
All right!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's noisy, it's noisy!
Sorry about that!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Please decide who you want to play with rock, paper, scissors!
Here we go!
Start!
This is how it's played!
Why do you play like that?
Alright!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Okay, Yamane-san!
Hey!
Which did you choose?
Who will go first?
You two will go first.
Shall we go first?
Yes!
The first team will go first!
Okay!
The sale has begun!
Let's go!
I don't know how to do it.
I've never asked you before.
I don't know how to do it.
Tanaka-san will say it.
Yes!
Are you ready?
Let's go!
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san's eyes died!
Let's see.
It's good.
It's white.
Miyake-san, what is it?
Isn't it a life-saving stick?
It's white.
It's good, isn't it?
Su-chan, what is it?
It's like this when your eyes die.
Don't you just take it off?
When you're sleeping.
You close your eyes.
It's like this.
Yes!
Let's see.
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san fell in love with Yamane!
That's good. It's funny.
In this case, what should Yamane-san do?
Fall in love with herself.
Ah, I see. With herself.
Yes.
It's good to see you again, but it's hard to capture your faces.
Ah, everyone is making hearts properly.
Ah, that's good.
Yes, success!
Let's see what Daruma-san did!
Daruma-san did the most erotic pose in the world!
Now, which one?
Which one?
Hey, Michelle, are you okay? Michelle? Michelle, are you okay?
Michelle, are you okay?
Tanaka-san, is this okay? The most erotic pose you can do.
It's not erotic!
Um, it's like...
If you make me laugh, I won't feel erotic.
Michelle-san, what kind of erotic pose is this?
It's like...
No, it's my belly!
Oh, it's your belly!
I'm showing my belly!
It's just your belly.
And your tongue, too.
My tongue, too?
That's enough, Michelle-san.
Tamiya-san, your sexy pose.
Emphasizing my neck.
Asahi-san, you know...
What's wrong, Asahi-san?
You don't show it in "Love Berry".
I see.
What's this? Is it a sexy pose?
This is...
It's a sexy pose, right?
Oh, Nagano-san!
You don't usually show it.
It's Nagano-san's sexy pose.
That's right.
What about you, Tsuyu-chan?
I'll show you my sexy pose with my hands.
With my hands.
But Yamane-san is behind you.
Yamane-san's left hand is right in front of you.
It's an erotic pose.
I see.
Okay!
Let's start!
Are you ready?
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san...
Pooped!
What?
I'm sorry.
Your expression is good.
Is it good?
You're doing it with your right foot, right?
Miyake-san's right foot, too.
That's a good pose.
You're doing it like this.
You're doing it properly.
Nagano-san, you're doing it with your fingers.
I pooped.
Then you shouldn't have.
Okay!
Let's start!
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san...
This is a little difficult.
You're doing it perfectly.
Perfect.
You know?
You know what I'm doing?
I did this pose and said, "Daruma-san..."
Then you started doing it perfectly.
I should have said it first.
But when you said, "Daruma-san..."
It was hard for me to say it.
It's difficult.
You should have said it first.
Everyone has that kind of person.
Tanaka-san, please do a difficult one.
What is a difficult one?
You can be pretty reckless.
Yes, I understand.
Can you do it?
Let's start!
Can you do it, Tanaka-san?
Wait a minute. I haven't seen it yet.
You haven't seen it yet?
Can you do it?
Anything is fine.
Anything is fine?
Anything is fine.
It's that kind of corner.
It's an enemy team, but...
It's harder than you think.
It's better than you think.
I won rock-paper-scissors and chose this corner.
I saw it first.
Can you do it faster?
Let's do it again!
Can you do it?
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san made an erotic face!
Yes, Michell-san.
Is it erotic?
I thought it would be better if you took your eyes off.
Taking your eyes off is erotic, right?
Asahi-san, what is that?
You didn't just spill it, did you?
It's a new and fresh feeling.
What about you, Nakano-sama?
It's like looking at erotic things.
Looking at erotic things?
Yes.
What did you see?
What did you see with your hands and nose?
Everyone, please take a look. That's the correct answer.
That's an erotic face.
That's an erotic face, isn't it?
You have to go that far.
Okay, let's do it.
I have a good idea.
Okay, it's time.
Let's see what Daruma-san did.
Daruma-san hugged Yamane.
Hug her properly!
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Hurry up!
No one touched her!
Come on!
You can't hug her yet.
You'll be out of the game.
Why are you so jealous of me?
I'm so shocked.
This is reality.
Nagano-san has been doing it for a long time.
That's right.
But in the end, no one touched her.
No one touched her at all.
Okay, no one but Nagano-san is out!
That was a great strategy.
That was great.
Really?
I'm so disappointed.
From now on, Yamane will have to do it.
That's right.
We have to do it as a team.
Let's do it like this for now.
No!
Hurry up!
Why? It's fine.
It's not like we've met for the first time.
That's right. We've been doing it together for a year.
Hurry up!
Okay, let's go!
Let's do it like this for now.
Let's go.
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san became a cockroach!
That's good.
You're singing it properly.
Okay, you two look exactly like each other.
It's from there!
Let's do it like this for now.
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san turned him into a beast!
Is this necessary?
It's not like we've met for the first time.
What kind of beast is this?
It's like a snowman.
A snowman?
That's good! Yamane-san, you're amazing!
That's an ideal pose for a beast.
Okay, that's correct!
Okay, let's go!
We're getting closer!
Wait a minute!
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san became...
A cockroach!
You two are now the vanguards.
Is this necessary?
We haven't seen this in a while.
We don't need this.
Let's do it again!
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san became...
Daruma-san became... stupid.
I'm not stupid!
I won't hold back!
I'm the vanguards' stupid!
Correct!
We still have three more vanguards.
Let's do it again!
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san became...
A cockroach!
That's enough!
I'm sorry!
That's enough!
What is this?
Wait a minute!
What is this?
That's enough!
What did Daruma-san do?
Yes!
Next up is...
Are you ready?
Let's go!
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san was born...
Maybe...
Each one of you is different.
Kato-san, you were born recently, right?
What about you, Yokoyama-san?
I'm an alien.
Oh, you were born as an alien.
Kochi-san, you're standing up all of a sudden.
You were born like this...
This has an egg inside of it.
Oh, it's inside of the egg, right?
I want to stand up a little.
What about you, Honji-san?
I was just born and I feel like I'm rolling around.
You're standing up.
And you, Endo-san?
I'm a Newsy.
What is this, Tanaka-san?
This is sake.
Yes!
Let's go.
Let's start with that.
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san made a face that fans shouldn't see.
Tanaka-san, you changed your face in the middle of it.
I couldn't think of anything to say.
Looking at these kids' weird faces, you must have done more.
I thought it was loose.
You're doing your best.
Tanaka-san, if it's that face, it's a save, right?
Kato-san...
Kato-san, is that okay?
Is this okay?
It's fine.
I see.
You did it properly, you're great!
You're great!
You're great. The agency will be mad at you.
Okay, it's a save!
Okay, what was it?
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san became an insect.
Huh?
She fell down.
Yes.
Yokoyama-san, what is this?
Kabuto-mushi.
Oh, it's kabuto-mushi.
Kabuto-mushi!
That's right.
Kabuto-mushi is like that, right?
I made a mistake.
Monji-san, what is it?
It's kama-kiri.
Kama-kiri?
It has legs, doesn't it?
It usually has legs, doesn't it?
It's like it's standing up.
Tonoko-san, what is it?
It's where the butterfly flies off.
Oh, it's where it flies off from now on.
Endo-san, what is it?
This is kabuto-mushi.
This is...
This is kabuto-mushi's horn, right?
Kato-san, can you do it later?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Tanaka-san, do it quickly!
What kind of insect is this?
This is a toilet slide.
It's not a normal slide, it's a toilet slide.
This is wonderful, isn't it?
Now, Tanaka-san and Kato-san, what should we do?
This is bad, isn't it?
This is really bad.
Cannabis! Cannabis! Cannabis!
Cannabis?
Kato-san, can you do it like this for a while?
Yes, I'll do my best!
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san fell in love with Tanaka-san.
Um, Kato-san, can you give me some coins?
What are you doing?
What?
Give me some coins!
Kato-san!
You! Don't take coins from the studio!
I'll announce the price.
The price is 90 yen.
Why are you holding it naked?
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you?
You're in love, right?
Yes, we're in love.
Let's go.
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san hugged Tanaka-san.
This is it.
Come here!
Look at our relationship!
It's nothing.
Look at our relationship!
Isn't it boring?
It is boring!
Honji-san, it's boring!
No, it's okay. I'll forgive you later.
Okay, come here!
Let's do it like this.
I don't mind at all!
Then, let's make it quick!
Yes!
Let's do it.
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san did a backflip.
Please do a backflip.
Please don't show your belly.
Endo-san, can you show us your belly?
Is it okay?
Tanaka-san...
It's in the middle of a backflip!
It's in the middle of it.
Everyone is doing it well.
Yes!
It's in the middle of it.
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san took it out.
No matter what Tanaka-san does, it's funny.
Are you all listening? Are you listening properly?
Aise!
It's amazing, right? Everyone's talking about it.
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san took over the world.
This is great.
Aise!
It's amazing.
Let's move on. What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san is really like Tanaka-san.
The ones who were safe just now were Yokoyama-san, Tononoka-san and Gonchi-san.
You haven't touched the mic yet, right?
Not yet.
These three have cleared.
Excuse me, it's time.
We'll announce it in English.
What time is it?
We'll be broadcasting "Speaking of Things Not Spoken About" at 10pm this Sunday.
Please watch it next time.
The match isn't over yet.
You can watch the rest of it on demand.
Right now...
Oh, it's over now.
In 3-2...
Yamane-san...no, Tanaka-san's team...
has won!
It was fun.
It was a wonderful match.
It was.
But you guys didn't hug me properly.
That's right!
Even if you say it, it's a bit...
Yeah, we were all gathered together.
What's with that vertical line?
You'll be embarrassed.
You even refused to do anything.
I don't like it that much.
You'll be embarrassed.
Please watch the rest of it on demand!
These were today's guests, ANGIRS!
Goodbye!
Now, let's continue with "ON THE GROUND".
Ah, it's not over yet.
Goodbye!
Now, let's continue.
Ah, is the game already over?
Is it okay? Should we continue?
Ah, there are still two people left.
Should we continue?
Let's continue.
If we continue like this, it'll be "UNDER" again.
That's right.
I want to hear it again.
Let's continue.
What did Daruma-san do?!
Daruma-san hugged Tanaka-san!
What were you trying to say?
Were you trying to say something about me?
You always say something about Tanaka-san.
Everything stops.
What happened?
If you hugged him for real, I think you would be disqualified.
But it's too long.
The sentence is too long.
It's too late to do it.
It's too late.
That's right.
Now, only you two are left.
This is tiring.
Take it easy.
This is an idol show.
You two don't watch it on-demand, do you?
Let's continue. What did Daruma-san do?!
Daruma-san made a fool of himself.
That's unfair!
You made a fool of yourself!
No, I didn't make a fool of myself.
You're good, aren't you?
That was awful!
You did it, too!
At least Yamane thinks it's a proper tsukkomi!
I saw it as a stupid tsukkomi!
If that's the case, you're disqualified!
Don't fight!
I'll disqualify you!
Stop it!
One more time!
Yamane-san, one more time!
Tanaka-san, why don't you answer?
Let's continue. What did Daruma-san do?!
Daruma-san made a fool of himself.
What is this?
These two are really tiring.
So now...
It's like you've reached your goal.
Harada-san cleared it!
So in the future,
comedians who come in the future should clear it earlier.
Comedians should reach their goal earlier.
If it's a goal, it'll be like this.
That's right.
So, how was it this time?
It's your first time here, right?
Yes.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It's like...
I thought you'd get along with me.
That's because you got along with me!
No, it's like...
For girls of this generation,
they say "you're gross, you're gross" and that's it.
It's not like that anymore, right?
Yes, yes.
Since then, they haven't talked to me.
It's like...
I thought you could do it.
I was simply happy about it.
Sorano-san, how was it?
It's been a while since we did it together.
It was a little awkward.
Awkward?
Why?
Why did you spend so much time together?
It's not like...
Still?
We didn't confess or anything like that when we first met.
We didn't do anything like that.
Why are you being so awkward about it?
It's become a weird feeling.
Yes, so...
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
This has been Daru-san and Sorano-san!
Thank you!