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[What's going to happen?]
Mom!
That's not your mom.
That's fine.
That's not your mom.
That's your mom from the opening.
Yeah, that's fine.
She's cute.
Do you have anything to say about Michelle's real mom?
Well, all of a sudden...
She's short, and she speaks Osaka dialect...
She's super angry, and she speaks Osaka dialect...
She's like, "What's wrong with you? Grow up!"
That's what she always says...
The other day...
It wasn't the other day...
It was about two years ago...
She said, "Are you really weak in alcohol?"
Did you drink this much wine?
She went to karaoke...
She fell down the stairs of karaoke...
She had a bone!
What?!
And...
An ambulance was called...
And the ambulance said...
Did you drink today?
No, I didn't!
No, you didn't!
Your face is red!
That's embarrassing!
You didn't believe me!
Recently, my mom has been wearing a baba ring...
What's that?!
When she came over to my house...
You know, my house is an apartment...
The walls are thin...
And the floor is thin...
But she was wearing a baba ring...
And she said, "I like you."
Does Umeko have a baba ring, too?
No, she doesn't!
She's an idol!
Don't squeeze anymore
This balance will collapse
Don't move forward anymore
The sun is shaking and it's high
I don't have money or songs
But I'm 100% super star
My dream is 100 million yen
70% later, goodbye!
30% orange juice
It's sweet other than orange juice
30% soda
I'll put in my unfinished charm
I'll put in my wounds
So please drink up!
30 times, 30 times, I cried one by one, I found you, 30 times.
As soon as the moon sets, please come and take me somewhere, oh yeah!
Now, let's start "idling MC" program. I'm Marsu. Nice to meet you.
I'm Maru, a TV dancer. Nice to meet you.
This program is about how idling girls who are growing up as idol singers
can become one person.
And the first one is "idling MC" program.
Let's welcome them with a 40 minute long performance.
"idling"!
idling
First of all, today's theme is "favorite western music artist".
First of all, Ms. Kato.
Yes, I'm "idling" No. 1, Kato Sayaka.
My favorite western music artist is Mr. Abirabirabin.
Abirabirabin.
Yes, I'm "idling" No. 3, Enzo Omai.
My favorite western music artist is Linkin Park.
I'm "idling" No. 4, Tomaria.
My favorite western music artist is Britney Spears.
I'm "idling" No. 5, Kizumina.
My favorite western music artist is Green Day.
I'm "idling" No. 5, Yasurika.
My favorite artist is Chris Pratt.
I'm "idling" No. 8, Funchi.
My favorite western music artists are Britney Spears and Backstreet Boys.
Who said "touch"?
I'm "idling" No. 5, Yasurika.
My favorite western music artist is Beyoncé.
I'm "idling" No. 12, Yui Kawamura.
My favorite western music artist is Fergie.
I'm "idling" No. 13, Selena Gomez.
My favorite western music artist is Beyoncé.
I'm "idling" No. 14, Hitomi Anasaka.
My favorite western music artist is Nioh.
My favorite western music artist is Beyonce.
My favorite western music artist is Kanye West.
My favorite western music artist is Johnny Cash.
When you feel like it, buy a DVD.
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Western music atmosphere, song union!
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And now, I'll be your host for today's Yougaku Funiki Utagassen.
My name is Bakarizumu Masuno. Thank you for having me!
I'm Morimotsu Taika, and I'll be your host for today's Yougaku Funiki Utagassen.
Thank you for having me!
Wow, Morimotsu-san! This season is finally here!
It's finally here! I'm getting excited!
Yougaku Funiki Utagassen is...
I don't know the title or the artist's name,
but we'll be singing songs that have been heard before.
We'll only be singing the lyrics of one of Yougaku's hits.
Singing only the lyrics and the atmosphere will be the point.
This time, we're asking you all to sing a song that you've heard before,
and we'll be asking you to sing the lyrics of how it sounded.
What kind of atmosphere did you hear?
Please sing only what you heard.
Is it okay, everyone? For celebrities, atmosphere and energy are important.
If you have a good energy, you can get tired easily.
If you have a good energy, even if you don't know the lyrics or the original song, you can hear a good song.
So, for the first-class celebrities, this time you will sing western music only with atmosphere and energy.
You will sing a song that will move you only with atmosphere and energy.
Are you okay with it?
Yes!
Who will be the first one to sing only with atmosphere and energy?
No. 15, Asahi!
Thank you!
Asahi-san is very fresh and suitable for a top batter.
This time, not only the lyrics but also the title was added to the atmosphere.
What kind of title is it?
Wakabutterune
I see.
Wakabutterune
It means that a flower has bloomed in Odaiba.
Now, please stand by.
Yes, please.
Asahi-san is doing her best as an active model.
Her style is also wonderful.
I'm looking forward to it.
Do you have any interactions with Asahi-san?
We are good friends.
Do you go to karaoke together?
No, we don't.
I see.
Then, you must be looking forward to today's song, don't you?
I love it!
I'm looking forward to it the most.
Asahi-san, what song will you sing for us?
It seems that everyone is ready.
Let's listen to Asahi-san's "Wakabutterune" with only the atmosphere.
Please.
Wakabutterune
It means that a flower has bloomed in Odaiba.
Shizu, Musse, Deste, Shou, Yuke, Dake, Dakara
Shizuka, Sade, Kitta, Shou, Wow, Televi, Mitau
Chomeki, Tegi, Hoza, Reddy, Star, Suru, Norei
Chomeki, Ryu, Nokure, Jirai, No, Subeteru, Ne
Uwakabutteru, Ne, Come on!
Bonsai, Saiga, Lo-lo-lo-lo-loca
Fushu-fushu-ga, Ami-mimi-ga-loca
Ami-mimi-ga-loca
Thank you very much.
Asahi-san, please come over here.
You performed a very wonderful performance.
Asahi-san's performance of "happening" where a mustache falls off in the middle of the performance was wonderful.
I'd like you to look at the lyrics for a moment.
It starts with English, doesn't it?
What do you want to emphasize in this song?
wakabuteirume kamo-ode
Oh, it's not "kamo-on" but "kamo-o"
I see. We always interpret it as "kamo-on" for a moment.
This part is good, too.
fazze okunda messhon
It's wonderful.
cheese-musete session
Asahi-san, what kind of atmosphere did you want to express through this performance?
wakabutteirume kimi
Oh, it's not Asahi-san but someone else's "wakabutteirume"
For example, who do you want to say it to?
Sayaka-san.
What are you doing? What's wrong?
I haven't asked you yet. What's wrong?
wakabutteirume
Oh, it's not Asahi-san but someone else's "wakabutteirume"
I could see that they get along very well.
This song is Ricky Martin-san's "Livin' La Vida Loca".
It won first place in all of the US charts for five consecutive weeks.
It's also famous in Japan for Go Hiromi-san's singing.
This song is like that.
It's a wonderful song that doesn't fall short of the original song.
What left an impression on me was Chomeikiru's descent.
Chomeikiru's descent.
What does Chomeikiru's descent mean?
Chomekiru's descent...
Ah, Chomekiru's descent.
Yes.
Do you usually descent a lot?
Yes, I descent a lot.
I see.
It's because of the atmosphere.
I see. We want to descend a lot as well.
I see.
Everyone, what did you think of Asahi-san's descent?
It was very interesting.
It had a good atmosphere.
What did you think of the atmosphere?
Huh?
What did you think of the atmosphere?
It had a cheerful feeling.
It was like Go Hiromi-san.
I see. Since it's only the first song, everyone is still confused.
We're gradually getting used to it.
We're gradually getting to know how to enjoy this project.
With that said, it was "Wakabutteru" by Asahi-san, which is suitable for the top song.
Thank you very much.
Kawamura-san! Kawamura-san!
The next person to sing...
Yes, who is it?
Kawamura-san!
Yes, please.
Yes.
Shizuoka's singer.
Yes, thank you.
What song will you sing for us today?
I want to sing "Last Message".
"Last Message"?
Yes.
It's a good song.
Thank you.
It's a song that will make you cry.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
Have you prepared the song?
Yes, I usually compose it myself.
Yes.
I understand.
Yes.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Today you appeared in a checkered dress.
Yes.
What kind of atmosphere will you create?
"Last Message".
When you usually record, you have a strange character.
Yes, that's right.
Yes.
When it comes to this song, it will be somewhat different, right?
Will you be feminine?
Will you fall for that?
Which one?
Which one will it be?
I'm looking forward to it.
Then, it seems like the standby is ready.
Yes.
Please sing only with the atmosphere.
"Last Message" by KAMURA-SAN of the Western Music Atmosphere Singing Competition.
Oh my god!
Wonderful! You sang it dynamically!
Thank you very much!
The lyrics are easy to understand, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
Thank you very much!
I felt like I just saw a text monster for a moment.
It's not like that.
Indeed!
As I thought, Ms. Kawamura, you have your own way of using words.
Yes!
"It is the key of my heart"!
Yes!
In the middle of your performance, you said "Abyssin last two" which was a shocking statement.
What kind of atmosphere did you want to express?
Well, since it's the last message, I told "To. Role" earlier.
"Role" is "Role 3", isn't it?
Yes!
I see!
I told "To. Carol" that "Abyssin is the last two".
Is this the last message?
Yes!
And it's gone!
I did it!
Everything! Oh my god!
How is it?
Wonderful!
I see!
Indeed, when you read the lyrics like this, it makes you shed more tears.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
It's a very good song, isn't it? Queen's "I was born to love you".
Yes!
This turned into "Abyssin, Abyssin", didn't it?
Yes!
It's very important.
Yes!
It makes you want to eat it.
Thank you very much!
And with that, it was Ms. Kawamura.
Thank you very much!
Next up is Ms. Ponchi!
Thank you very much!
You put up your hair for this day, right?
Yes, I did.
What song will you perform for us?
I will perform a song called "Marshmallow".
"Marshmallow" is a cute song.
"Marshmallow" is cute, isn't it?
It's a perfect song for you, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Okay, please stand by.
"Marshmallow" is a pop song, isn't it?
It's a soft pop song, isn't it?
It's a perfect song for you, isn't it?
Everyone said it's a cute song.
Cute!
It's a song that people of all ages will like.
It's a great song.
Okay, please stand by.
Please sing it with just the atmosphere.
"Marshmallow" by FONCHY, a pop song with a soft pop atmosphere.
Here you go.
"Who am I?" "I'm a pretty one, pretty girl"
"When you gonna give me some?" "Daishi lover"
Who you make a mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-love for?
"Daishi lover" "Make me fall in love"
"Get it love" "Such terrible words"
"Get it love" "Terrible test"
No way, no way, no way, no way
I don't fool
Wow, wonderful!
Bravo! Bravo!
I just noticed that,
the singer who sang "Marshmallow" earlier,
Mr. Uematsu of AD, was also singing while holding lyrics in his hands.
That's how...
That's wonderful.
I'm a little moved.
Now, about "Marshmallow",
what kind of atmosphere did you want to express?
Well...
Soft like a marshmallow.
I see.
So you had almost no plan.
What's the point? What do you feel the most?
It's...
"In this nasty world".
It's in Japanese, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's in Japanese, isn't it?
I'm sure the songwriter is honest.
You wrote this song, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
The song "In this nasty world" is an honest song.
It's "the knack"'s "my shallowness" song, isn't it?
Yes.
It's a song you often listen to, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
So, Mr. Uematsu sang "Marshmallow".
Thank you very much!
Now, the next singer is...
Ms. Takai!
Thank you!
You're from Miyazaki, right?
Yes.
Even at home today, I'm sure your parents are watching, right?
Yes, it feels like "this day has finally come".
That's right. I'm sure your parents are happy about it.
Yes, that's right.
What song would you like us to perform for you?
Um, "Wario's Song".
"Wario's Song".
Um, isn't there "Mario"?
"Wario"!
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not "Mario", it's "Wario".
It's that "Wario" from the TV game, right?
Yes, that's right.
"Wario".
"Wario's Song".
Understood.
Yes!
Is it okay for you to stand by now?
Yes, it's fine.
Yes, then please.
Yes, please.
Thank you very much!
So, instead of "Mario", you dared to make "Wario" your protagonist.
That's right.
As expected, it's wonderful.
It doesn't go with "Mario" nor "Luigi".
"Wario's Song" is "Wario".
Yes, it's something we took from the TV game.
How was it?
Was it okay?
I caught a cold.
How was it?
What kind of person is Sakai-san usually like?
She's a laid-back person.
That's right.
She's laid-back.
It seems like you're ready.
Let's just sing according to the atmosphere.
"Wario's Song" by Fonchin-san from "Yougaku Fuinki Utagassen".
Sakai, Sakai.
Ah, I'm sorry.
I said it a little weird.
Yes, you did.
Sorry about that.
"Wario's Song" by Sakai-san from "Yougaku Fuinki Utagassen".
Iwari oh baby happy
Take you worry oh robin please
Bavari oh bonzobonza
It's a rodeo scale
You make a joke
With my boss but I'll be one
Of course don't you bark
Onegai
Bon Jovi is
Come on!
Bon Jovi is
Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Isn't it wonderful?
Yes, it is.
You have a strange mustache.
When I first came out, I didn't know who it was.
You imagined Iwari oh, didn't you?
Iwari oh is like this Chinese feeling.
My image of Iwari oh is like this.
What kind of atmosphere did you want to express in this song?
Iwari oh always has the image of being bad.
But Iwari oh always works hard by running.
I see.
Always running.
What I was curious about is that you wanted to add "bear" here later, right?
That's right.
When I listened to it again and again later, I thought "oh, there's "bear" in it.
You wanted to add "bear".
I think my song can't be complete unless I make every little detail.
I see.
With all my heart.
This song is "steppenwood" and "born to be wild".
It's close.
It's close, isn't it?
I was surprised.
In the end, you said "born jobby", didn't you?
I said "born jobby" as much as I wanted.
I thought "born jobby" would be a good acquaintance of Iwari oh someday.
I see.
I understand.
That's all for today.
Thank you for listening to Iwari oh's song "sakai hitobi".
All of them are really famous songs and wonderful.
Next is Endo-san.
Endo-san, what kind of song will you perform for us?
The title is "winston's sea".
"winston's sea"?
Yes.
I see.
It's like art.
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please stand by.
Thank you.
It's like the scenery is floating.
It's floating, isn't it?
I think I can hear the sound of waves.
I think it's a wonderful song.
I just heard the sound of people running behind me.
They seem to be in a hurry.
Please stand by.
It seems that you are ready.
Let's sing with the atmosphere only.
Music atmosphere singing battle.
Endo-san will sing "winston's sea".
Please go ahead.
When I find myself all the time there's trouble
Majime ni go to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Risk wide wisdom
Let it be
It's pretty short, but let's continue to go seriously.
Yes, so the time is approaching, so let's go to the next one.
Thank you very much, Ind.
Now, Ms. Fukuoka is already on standby in the middle of the show, so let's have you sing right away.
First of all, you have to listen, right?
July, I wanna give it up to you
In the darkness, it's all what I wanna do
And July, I don't wanna give it up to you
'Cause girl, I was mine for you
And girl, you're mine for you
'Cause girl, you're mine for you
It was wonderful, wasn't it?
Well, this make-up is, you know,
the part where you want to be white with your usual hand.
You're getting white.
Even if you're not allowed to open your mouth, this is okay, right?
Ah.
Wonderful.
This is a makeup you thought of yourself.
This song is called "Made for you".
What kind of atmosphere did you want to express?
Many things are made of maple.
Made for maple me.
I am made of maple.
So, you are made of maple.
Yes.
I see.
You are made of maple.
A-U-A-R-T.
So you are...
You are all made of maple.
Moreover, Mr. Obama is in this song.
Mr. Obama.
He predicted that Mr. Obama would be president in a few years.
But maple is everywhere.
However, everything is made of maple.
Everything is made of maple.
By the way, Ms. Endo.
Yes.
What do you think of these lyrics?
They are very burdensome for me.
All of them.
By the way...
Let's look at Mr. Maple's lyrics.
We couldn't introduce them earlier.
"Winston's Sea".
It's very simple.
"Let's go seriously with a blowout. To me".
It's a motto.
Surfing can be a trouble.
That's right.
"Winston's Sea" is famous for being dangerous.
Where is "Winston's Sea" located?
It's located at the edge of the theater world.
"Winston's Sea" is located at the edge of the theater world.
Yes, it is.
It used to be.
In the past.
I see.
It's a wonderful song.
"Winston's Sea".
And...
What was it?
Ms. Tonoka.
"Made for you".
Thank you very much.
There are still people who haven't sung it yet.
How was it today?
There are people who haven't sung it yet.
It's your turn to sing next.
Everyone's turn.
Among the people who sang today's song,
who do you want to award the "Best Music and Atmosphere Singing Award" today?
I will choose it with my own judgment and prejudice.
Well, then...
According to the Western music atmosphere, the Grand Prix goes to...
"Last Message", Yui Kawamura!
I'm so happy! Thank you!
Amazing!
It was a very aggressive song.
Thank you!
I didn't think I'd be chosen. My hands are shaking!
Now that it's come to this, I'm really looking forward to what I'm going to sing next.
I'm also very curious about whether there will be a next song or not.
Will there be a next song? Will I be allowed to sing "P"?
I'm not sure about that.
Well, I'll leave it up to the editors.
Anyway, that's it for "Music Atmosphere Singing Battle".
Goodbye!