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We are...
Ikemen Daisukies!
Hey! Hey! Miracchio!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
Listen to me!
I got picked up yesterday!
Really?
I told you before! If you keep quiet, you're pretty!
It's not a mistake!
And I got picked up twice!
Twice in 12 hours!
I'm sure it's a mistake!
That's right!
And idling is not completely exposed!
On the contrary, it's fun!
You don't have an aura?
That's right! It seems like I don't have an aura!
And I've been waiting for a long time!
And then...
Your friends?
That's right!
Are you in the same class as me?
No, we're not in the same class!
No, we're not!
Where do you work?
No, we work normally!
And then...
What was it?
How much is your hourly wage?
It's 1,000 yen!
1,000 yen is cheap!
It's cheap!
Don't squeeze, if you do more than that
This balance will be lost
Don't move forward, if you do more than that
The sun will shake and rise
It's neither good nor bad, but
One hundred percent is new, it's super cool
One hundred million yen, one hundred million yen
Seventy percent more, goodbye!
Thirty percent is good, thirty percent is good
It's sweet, but it's only ten percent
Thirty percent is good, thirty percent is good
I'll put in my unfinished charm
I'll put in my wounds, so
Please call me and drink with me!
30%! 30%!
One by one, we've become so sweet!
30%! Like a 30%!
After all, it's our golden kiss!
When our lips touch, please tap me somewhere!
Oh yeah!
Hello everyone, I'm Idling Machine's expert, Masuo. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers,
to become one of them.
Yes, and this show is broadcasted every Thursday night at 2.40 am.
Let me introduce you, it's Idling!
(Applause)
Today we have 15 guests,
but we have something to tell you.
What is it?
What's wrong?
Isn't it different from usual?
Actually...
What?
The idol ring has been used for a commercial or infomercial!
And the idol ring that has been used for the infomercial is...
Boy!
Actually, last month, on the 31st, the commercial was broadcasted only for one day.
Did you watch it?
No!
Now, please, fans, let's watch it!
It was an ad! An ad!
Now, we would like to watch the commercial that has been completed!
Yes, this time, the idol ring has been used for the bio-infomercial "idling in" and "furifuri", "giza giza", "kyun kyun", "bang bang" idol ring.
Four patterns have been made for each idol ring, so first, please watch the bio-infomercial of "furifuri" idol ring!
Oh, it's cool!
It's cool!
Wonderful!
That's cool!
The first one with the butt is me.
I want to know! I want to know!
Endo-san, how do you like it?
It's different from what I expected.
It's different, isn't it?
How do you like it, Kayama-san?
For "furifuri" idol groups, the package is red.
That's why the back is also red.
I see!
And this color is also red, so I'm glad you like it.
It's wonderful!
It's cute!
Next up is "bambam" idol group's "violin commercial".
It's cute!
Wow!
So cool!
It's cool!
It's like a different dimension.
It's amazing!
It's fun!
How was it, Eto-chan?
No, no, it didn't come out.
I got a little confused, so I went to get an injection.
What can you do about it?
That's right, that's right!
You just realized it?
That's right!
It didn't come out!
You just realized it?
You realized it during the shoot!
That's right!
That's why I was called in a hurry and did it!
That's Masino-san!
Masino-san is very active!
Kato-san, how was it?
I felt like I was dancing for a long time.
But it was fun and I'm glad it came out.
The choreography was unique.
It was cool and energetic.
Next up...
Next up is "Giza Giza IDOLiNG" infomercial!
So cool!
Michelle-san, what is this?
Michelle-san!
So sexy!
At the scene, a sexy teacher came up to us.
Was there a sexy teacher?
Her dancing was like...
Wait, wait! What do you mean, "sexy teacher"?
She was there, wasn't she?
She was there!
A sexy teacher told us about it.
We weren't sexy at the time, were we?
We were more energetic.
An energetic teacher was there?
Yes, an energetic teacher was there.
A sexy teacher told us about it.
She told us to do something weird like this.
She told us to hit our chest like this.
A sexy teacher told you about it, didn't she?
No, it's not like that!
It's embarrassing, but it's cute!
How about you, Miyako-san?
Did you also get a lot of sexy teachers' advice?
Probably the most...
Ah! Sexy...
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it! Hold it!
A sexy teacher!
She was pretty strict!
She had it everywhere, even on her back.
She's like Beyoncé or something.
And last but not least...
The energetic idol, BAYONETTA!
What is it?
BAYONETTA!
What is it?
It's pink!
It's cute!
That was pretty quick!
Wait a minute!
That's weird!
You guys were turning around and stuff!
That was amazing!
You guys were turning around and stuff!
There were only three of you!
Wait, wait, wait!
There were four of you!
You guys were turning around and stuff!
We were turning around, right?
Are you in the frame?
This time, it's Kama-chan's special appearance!
No, we're not!
Why?!
But, you know!
If you look at the image, it's very cute!
Yes, yes!
It's like "Soul Ginga"!
Yes, that's what I was doing!
No, you weren't!
It's all shown!
No, it's all in there!
No, you weren't!
It's a wonderful commercial!
It's new!
It's cool!
I'm glad you guys liked it!
We're so happy you chose to do such a cool commercial!
Of course you all got it because you appeared in it, right?
We didn't get it.
Wait, wait! You're saying that again!
Of course you didn't get it!
No, we didn't get it.
Eh? But if there's a commercial, wouldn't you normally get it?
Eh? Eh? Eh? We want it!
We want it!
Can we get it?
Can you hold it over there?
Eh?!
We want it!
What is it?
Kadosawa-san, didn't you get it back then?
Eh?! Eh?!
We want it!
It's Kadosawa-san's Rei's pattern.
Kadosawa-san's Rei's pattern.
It's a mystery. Did she really get it?
It's a lie. She definitely got it.
Well, you can check it out later.
Anyway, thank you for giving us such a wonderful commercial.
Thank you so much, Bayo-san!
Thank you for using me, too!
Now, with the commercial on air, let's get fired up and go idling today, too!
It's so painful, I'll cool it down for you.
Idling's first swimsuit DVD.
Gravi-idol's "Try Making It Like A DVD" Mustang is on sale to great acclaim!
Please!
Now, let's get excited!
Yes, please!
Now, let's get started! Today's theme is this!
Idling has finally won first place! What's first place?
What is it?
Yes, well...
First of all...
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Yes, let's open it up!
Yes, good morning!
Good morning! Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Now, we have chosen the first contestant!
Yes!
Now, Ms. Kawamura, let's go!
Yes!
Idling No. 12, I'm Kawamura Yui!
Yes, yes!
My fan name is "Red Chili Pepper"! Thank you very much!
Yes!
Let's go! Idling has finally won first place! What's first place?
The amount of garbage generated in one hour!
Yes, that's already first place, right?
It's first place for five years in a row, right?
Yes!
It's first place for five years in a row!
Well...
My house is pretty big, but I was planning to clean it up.
Ah, you were planning to clean it up?
I was planning to clean it up, but...
Well, if you compare it to my dressing room...
I was planning to clean it up, but...
When friends and family come from Hamamatsu...
What is this room?
They say it's dirty!
It's not a room for humans to live in!
It's quite spacious, isn't it?
I thought, "Oh, I'm embarrassed!"
It's completely polluted!
Yes!
Completely!
That's right!
I forgot about the standards!
You forgot about them, didn't you?
It used to be too clean, didn't it?
Yes! It was too clean!
It was too clean because...
I had to compress the futon or something!
Oh!
You had to compress it or it wouldn't work!
It wouldn't work!
It's completely their fault, isn't it?
The room is pretty.
Really?
Looking at the dressing room, I think Mina-san is a little...
That's right.
Even a cockroach like Takebu-san can't live in dignity.
That life force of a cockroach can't live in dignity.
It's about time for an idol to put on a more clean image.
Let's put it on, let's put it on.
Don't say things like that!
Wait, let's not say things like that.
If we don't say things like that and clean up, they won't come out.
Yui-chan, don't come here!
Let's put it on!
Thank you!
Next, Yazawa-san!
Yes! I'm Yazawa Rika, 7 years old, and my fan name is "coaster". Thank you!
Let's go! Yazawa-san, what's your number one song?
"Ousa" (King)
One by one! For example...
Asahi-san... Asahi-san... I'm sorry!
"Kokeshi" or "Gorilla" for me...
What else? "Gorilla"?
Sunshine
"Sunshine", right?
I have "sunshine", but...
Yazawa-san, what's your song?
Huh? Me?
Suigyoza
That's not it!
"Princess"!
Shouronpou
That's not it!
Tonkotsu
There's "tonkotsu" too!
Basically... basically... it's related to pigs!
But people...
But...
OK, Miyake-san!
Yes, I'm Miyake Hitomi, 17 years old, and my fan name is "Miyake-san". Thank you very much!
OK, let's move on. What's the most popular cosplay you've done recently?
Not cute, but intense cosplay.
I did "Freeza" last summer...
You did it, didn't you?
And recently, I did "Takefuji" too.
I didn't know "Takefuji" and I was dancing and having fun, and when they showed me my costume, I couldn't shut my mouth.
When I first saw it.
And the other members are also members.
You're not a member of that group, Miyake-san!
But I told my mom and dad about it at home.
"There's a costume!" And they said, "That's nice! It's super cool!"
And my dad and mom were very happy about it.
They were very happy about it?
They were very happy about it!
They didn't know how I felt about it, and they were very happy about it.
You're a member of that group.
You were in that group.
I want to do something cute soon.
Everyone does it a lot.
Asahi-san is the most victim of it.
I'm always naked.
Asahi. Asahi Eto.
The one who washes glasses.
Yes.
She did so many things, but she didn't laugh at all.
She just washed her glasses.
Yes, I wash them often.
When you wash your glasses, you dance often?
Yes.
Miyake-san, please give her a round of applause!
Thank you!
Now, this year's first to speak, Fonchi-san!
Yes, I'm idling number 8, Fonchi. I got my fan name from Yamashita Tatsuro-san.
For real?! For real?!
For real?!
Even the letters are the same!
You'll get scolded eventually, won't you?
Alright, let's get started!
Idling has finally won first place! What's first place?!
Idling has finally won first place!
Yazawa-san and... Yazawa-san, you're opening up quite a bit, aren't you?
I'm opening up quite a bit.
She's telling you to open up more and more.
Takiguchi-san, I want you to open up more.
When you opened up, you had a chick inside of you.
A chick?!
A chick was blowing up!
That's terrible!
The manager said to me, "Mina-chan's looks are good, so do your best."
As an excellent gorilla...
Yazawa-san has won first place.
Thank you!
Next up is Michelle-san!
Yes! I'm Michelle Mickey, 18 years old.
I got my fan name from Gohzok-san.
Thank you.
Okay, let's go.
Sometimes, Michelle opens up weird words, doesn't she?
What first place did "idling" finally win?
"Idling" won first place thanks to director Sakuma's kindness.
Michelle won first place!
Only Michelle won first place!
Eh, isn't it like that?
Sometimes she buys me stuff...
What does she buy you?!
She's always so kind!
Even before the show, she'd ask me "are you okay?", and stuff like that.
Isn't it like that?
Michelle, why didn't you stab me in the back during the show?!
Isn't it like that?!
It's hard! It's hard!
But isn't that another form of love?
I see.
Michelle, what does she buy you?!
No, like juice or bentos...
Doesn't she?
She doesn't buy me juice...
Then buy it yourself!
I'm sorry!
It's getting more and more intense, hasn't it?
She doesn't do it for everyone.
I'm asking you if she doesn't do it for everyone.
She doesn't do it for everyone!
Isn't she always so kind?!
Even before the show started, she'd say "Sakuma- san", and I'd say "let's talk about the show", and she'd just lightly push me away.
Like "get out of my way with work"!
Isn't it like Sakuma-san's love?
Love?!
Since Ton-chan is already a professional, she just does what she wants to do.
I see!
Even in Erika's "tonkotsu", she has love for it...
She's been given the privilege of being called "adana"!
I can't get on it!
You can! You can!
I can't get on it!
It's a good thing, isn't it, Michelle-san?
Even though Ponchi was really mad about it.
Then I'll give you Michelle-san's sticker.
Next, Asahi-san.
Hi, my name is Asahi Nao and I'm 15 years old.
I've received my fan name "Three Headers". Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I know you're finally in first place. What's in first place?
"The hottest and most slim member in sumo".
Last time, I was in first place.
That's great. Your armpits are in first place, too.
My armpits are in first place.
I did it with Sakatchi and I lost normally.
I see, you lost.
But you're in first place in sumo.
In the end, I competed with Eto-san.
Is Eto-san supporting you?
Is Eto-san supporting you in sumo?
I wonder about it.
Eto-san is very strong compared to last time.
He was strong.
Out of all the idols in sumo, Eto-chan was an indispensable presence.
Like a bulldogger.
Like a bulldogger putting his glasses on in front of his bulldogger.
That's right.
Really.
A bulldogger driving with his glasses on.
Like a pre-investigation.
That's right.
A pre-investigation.
But you lost like last time.
I thought I was going to lose with great momentum.
I thought I was in trouble.
I thought I had to do it seriously.
But I fell down in an instant.
You fell down in an instant.
It's because you don't do sumo that you fell down in an instant.
It's because you don't have fun in a match that you fell down in an instant.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with your momentum last time?
Can I show off my cuteness already?
I have to do it.
Eto-chan said she's going to publish a photo book.
A photo book?
What is it?
It's not like a glasses pamphlet.
It's a communication pamphlet.
You put on various glasses and choose the one you want.
It's not like that.
It's a catalog.
It's a catalog, right?
You just have to ask for it.
It's not like that.
It's a photo book for idols, right?
What kind of photos are there?
Where did you take them?
I took them in Cebu Island.
What?
I took them in Cebu Island.
You went all the way to the island.
Why did you go all the way to the island?
There were maid clothes!
That's right!
You're a man.
Even without glasses.
Without glasses?!
That's why...
You're saying too much!
You're still trying to hide it!
I'll advertise it.
Maria, I don't want to wear glasses.
Everyone said that.
Maria, can I be an ordinary idol?
That's like...
Eto-chan's photo book...
Cyber Incendio...
What?!
I knew it!
That's all for today!
This week on "Thank you from TV",
February 7th at 10:20pm,
we'll have a special program,
"Bundesliga season" and "Bundesliga 0-8-0 season"
episode 19!
Okay!
Lastly, Eto-chan!
Face the camera!
Okay!
Say something cute!
Okay!
Everyone, look forward to it!
"Ufufu"? Isn't it "ufufu"?
"Ufufu"?
Let's say "ufufu" for the last time.
"Ufufu" is... old-fashioned, isn't it?
And you're so good at it, aren't you?
Sometimes you're cute, aren't you?
How many pages are in that photo book?
I want to see it!
I want to know the number of pages!
There's about 200 pages in that photo book, right?
Wait, what about the cover and glasses?
You didn't wear them, did you?
I didn't wear them!
No, no, no!
Maria, you haven't shown me what you've done yet, so I don't know what you've done.
Oh, I see.
You're so serious about it.
It's red and it looks like a dream.
It looks like glasses that pop out of your eyes.
That's terrible!
Why do you say that?!
You're so good at it!
I hate you!
Yuka-chan's glasses are red and blue and...
Oh, the title is "glasses girl".
The title is "glasses girl"?
Oh, it says "glasses girl" but it doesn't say "cover and glasses" on it.
Fraud! Fraud! Fraud!
Fraud! Fraud!
You can win. You can win. You can win.
You can win. You can win.
Yeah.
You can make people who watch you wear 3D glasses.
That's what I'm talking about!
That's terrible!
I wish I had Eto-chan produce it for me.
That's right.
It's going to be something amazing.
I'll make it something amazing for you.
I want it!
I want Eto-chan to produce it for me.
Okay, I'll give you Eto-chan's sticker.
Okay!
I got a call from Su-chan.
- A call? - Yes, a call.
There are 89 of them, right, Su-chan?
She chose one of them and said she wanted to announce it today.
- Ah, but it hasn't come yet! - Yes, she said she wanted to announce it, so can you do me a favor, Yui-chan?
- Ah, instead of Kawamana-chan... - She asked for you, Yui-chan.
- Yes. - Su-chan. - Yes.
- It's a challenge, right? - It's a challenge, right?
- It's amazing, Su - chan.
- Ah, can I call you? - You're the one who has the hardest time getting a call, right?
- Then it's fine, let's do it. - I can't even answer myself.
- Then, instead... - Yes!
- Kawamana-san! - Yes!
- Idling 11th, Morita Suzuka as the lead role. Idling 12th, I'm Kawamana Yui! - Yes!
- I got a call from a fan named "Ipponzeon-san"! Thank you very much! - Yes, let's do it!
- Idling has finally won first place! What kind of first place is it? - Yes!
- Idling has won first place in the rankings in the order of "Aiue"! - What does that mean?
- Yes! Thank you for your hard work! - Yes!
- That's all! - Is that all?
- That's all! - You said something like a cap, but...
- That's all! - It's fine, it's not like you're exaggerating it or anything like that, right?
- That's right! Su-chan asked me to say this! - She asked you to say this for now, right?
- Yes! So my work is already done. - Alright, I got it! Then, Nagano-san, please exaggerate it a little!
- Um... This is idling, right? - Yes.
- And idling is "a" and "i" so it's first place, right? - That's right, that's right.
- That's right, right? - Yes.
- That's what Su-chan wanted to say, right? - Yes.
- Idling is "a" group, you know? - I see! I got it!
- Isn't that right? - Yes. Then, Tonoka-san, please exaggerate it a little!
- For Su-chan's sake! - I see...
But... I don't think Aikawa-san should be here.
- Aikawa... Ah, I see, I see, I see. - That's right.
Aikawa-san shouldn't be here, right?
Kikuchi-san, what do you think about that?
I was staring blankly. What should I do?
Aikawa Yuzuki-san is here as a gravure idol.
- She said it! - So she can't win first place!
Yes!
- Aikawa Yuzuki-san... - I'll give you a sphere sticker!
- Thank you! - Tamura-san, thank you very much!
Yes. Then, let's continue.
- Yes. - Yes!
- Ah, I forgot! - Eh?
- What is it? - Can I go to the bathroom?
- Eh? - Eh? Eh? Eh?
I want to go to the bathroom right now!
I don't mind you going to the bathroom, but why do you...
...act like a monkey?
- I really want to go to the bathroom. - You really want to go?
- Yes. - Then it's fine.
- It's fine? - Yes.
- For now... - You definitely want to go to the bathroom, don't you?
I'll go to the bathroom like an idol who doesn't do bad things like that.
- I understand. - Yes.
- I won't do bad things! - You definitely won't go.
- I only do good things! - You definitely won't go.
Ah!
Yesterday...
...she said she got a sphere sticker.
That means it's a big deal!
That's cute!
- That's cute! - That's cute!
I took a break from the handshake party once...
...and at that time, all the fans of Akaike-san said...
...to me, "Don't insult me!"
- That's the worst! - Isn't that the worst?
- That's the worst! - They said it straight to me...
That's fine, right?
Then...
Then let's continue!
- Yes, Endo-san! - Yes!
- Idling-san, Endo-mai here. Thank you for giving me the fan name "cheapest mild-san"! - That's right.
- Idling-san, you've finally won first place. In what category are you in first place?
- The first category that I'm in that I'm working hard to become an idol! - Ah!
- Yes, I'm doing a lot of things, even though I don't have a name "idol".
- That's right, because mai-chan, you were doing something really cruel the other day. - That's right.
- I saw it. - Something like "oppyroge".
- It's not "oppyroge"! It's "m-shaped reform"! - Oh, "m-shaped reform"!
- Don't say it like that! - It's "oppyroge"!
- It's not "oppyroge"! - It's "oppyroge"!
- Isn't "oppyroge" a show from the Showa period?
- It's "oppyroge"!
- I won't say it like that now. That's "M-shaped reform".
- It's "m-shaped reform", isn't it? - It's "m-shaped reform", isn't it?
- "oppyroge" is such a crude way of saying it. - What's "oppyroge"...?
- What's "oppyroge"? - You put "o" in "hiroge"!
- You always say that. - Yes, but when I see you, Ishiono-san always says "don't say it!"
- "Don't say it!" - I know.
- Since you've invited us as guests... - Is "oppyroge" such a bad word?
- "oppyroge" is such a crude way of saying it! "mji reform" is a sexy pose at that time, isn't it?
- Ah, but you wore a jersey, so... - That's right. Since you wore a jersey, you were still "oppyroge".
If it's that see-through swimsuit I was talking about...
See-through is no good!
See-through swimsuits can't be broadcasted!
No good, no good, no good.
Michael Specker will give you this.
Thank you very much.
I'm not big-faced.
Gans is big-faced.
I'm not big-faced.
IDOLiNG 1st place goes to Kato.
The fan name "mosquito" was chosen. Thank you very much.
IDOLing 1st place is won. What is 1st place?
The number of times we showed our mouths.
We did.
Isn't it big-faced?
I don't like it.
But there are still members who didn't show their mouths.
There are.
Like Kon-chan.
Kon-chan.
Kon-chan didn't show her mouth.
If you show your mouth, everything will end there.
Wait.
Is it over? Is it over?
It's over.
Isn't it over for you, Kuro-san?
No.
What do you mean?
That's why...
No matter what...
As IDOLs, it's over for you, so show your mouth.
What are you doing?
What is it?
Is it an announcement of the photo album?
No, it's not.
It's an announcement of the photo album, so show your mouth a little bit.
What are you doing now?
Since you said "IDOLs, it's over for you", it's become about me.
It's not like that.
But there are still members who didn't show their mouths.
Are there?
Asahi didn't show her mouth.
Su-chan...
Su-chan didn't show her mouth.
Kikuchi-san and Sakai-san are already showing their mouths.
They're showing their mouths.
I'm an idol with a small mouth.
You're an idol with a small mouth.
I'm trying to do various things.
You're drunk.
Stop it.
What's with that face?
I can't stop it.
I'm trying to do various things.
I'm doing my best.
Who is it? Who is it?
What's wrong with your voice?
My voice is not good.
I shouldn't be like this.
Negative idol.
I'll give you a michelle sticker for some reason.
Thank you very much.
For some reason, I gave you a michelle sticker.
Yokoyama-san.
Yes, I'm Yokoyama Rurika, 9th place in idling.
I got my fan name from Tateyama-san. Thank you very much.
Let's move on. Idling is finally in first place. What's in first place?
Total ability when viewed in general...
What?
Ability value?
Ability value!
What is it?
You couldn't read it?
No, I couldn't read it. I forgot...
I thought it would stop like this.
I see.
Don't worry. Pretend like it didn't happen.
I see. In general?
With each member...
When we combine our strengths...
I think we can be the best in the entertainment world.
I see.
So...
Each of you has strengths, right?
That's right. In order...
Being able to put things together...
Having a lot of vocabulary...
Wearing glasses...
Glasses!
Glasses are important in this day and age.
While wearing glasses...
Your movements are interesting...
You remember the script well...
You have gravity...
What is "gravity"?
It means "bomb".
What?
It means "bomb"?
It means "bomb", right?
It means "bomb", yes.
I'm surprised.
You have "bomb"...
And you have healing abilities...
Which of you has healing abilities?
Healing abilities! Healing abilities!
Please don't misunderstand that I have healing abilities for not talking!
I'm not Marimo, you know!
Why?
So cute!
Marimo!
You're just floating, aren't you?
I'm not Marimo!
And you, Ms. Marimo?
I'm tall, so I have high eyes.
Yes, you have high eyes.
And you're not a natural person, right?
That's right.
And you're going to the bathroom now, but you're a little tricky.
Tricky!
She's already tricky, right?
She's already tricky, but she has "puni puni" (soft and fluffy)
What do you mean by "puni puni"?
You have something to say.
You can say anything.
And you can speak Miyazaki dialect...
Miyazaki people can say anything!
And? And?
And you decorate the cover of a magazine...
You decorate it...
And you have a really funny weird face...
And you have a gap with your appearance...
Mishem has one.
No, Hii-chan has one.
You look like you're growing up, but you can also show your dark side sometimes...
Well, you have it, right?
You can have a bad mouth sometimes...
You have that shadow part of you...
And you speak English fluently...
Wow!
I thought you'd be the strongest idol...
No, no, no...
You're sloppy!
Sakai-san and Eto-chan are super sloppy!
Even with Michelle...
No, we're not sloppy! We found you!
If you think of it as one person, you might have some compatibility.
I think you have a high ability for compatibility.
That's right.
You're too young.
Too young?
But I don't think you can live if you're not too young now.
That's right. You can't live if you're not too young now.
It's a tough world, isn't it?
This is pretty...
Let's do our best, everyone!
Let's do our best!
We'll do our best!
Michelle doesn't know what's going on.
I don't know.
Don't give up!
We'll do our best!
Thank you!
Let's move on.
Next up is Nagano-san.
Yes, I'm idol number 13, Nagano Serina.
I got my fan name from Serissa-san. Thank you!
Let's move on.
Idols have finally won first place.
What's first place?
An idol group with many people who don't seem like they can get married.
From Nagano-san's point of view, who do you think that is?
People who don't seem like they can get married are probably Michelle.
Why is that?
She's saying "why is that?"
It's like...
There are a lot of expensive things because they're too famous.
Oh, I see.
And like...
It's like...
There's a director who's followed you here, right?
If you can't get married, there's also a slip-up.
What else?
What else? Who else?
Eh, but...quite a lot...
Quite a lot?
Not many.
Are there quite a lot of people?
I'll say there are quite a lot of people.
For example, who is it, Nagano-san?
Don't you think you can get married with Maipure- san?
Get married? I think I can!
I think you can!
Eto-chan...
Why? Why?
Because you put up a picture?
You said you'd put up a picture, but you made a mistake.
I think you should wear glasses when you talk.
Glasses...
It has nothing to do with it!
It's just bad words!
That's right!
It's just bad words!
What else?
Are you someone who doesn't seem like you can get married?
Also...well...Mira-san...
How about Mira-san?
She's quite...
Really?
I didn't say it!
I didn't say it, but...
Um...what was it again?
It's better than watching it on TV, isn't it?
Um, viewers!
It's just like you watch it on TV!
There's nothing wrong with it!
It's like...
I have an image that I don't seem like I can get married...
You don't seem like you can get married...
Image! Image!
No, no, no, no...
It's an image made on TV...
No, no, no, no...
But I'm really flirtatious!
I know!
I'm really flirtatious!
You're cute!
What do you mean, "flirtatious"?
First off on the phone...
Compared to us, it's completely...
On the phone, you're completely different!
That's true!
You're so cute!
Hello? Saya? It's Mira, but...
You're really cute on the phone!
You're always talking behind my back!
Yeah!
Yoka, Yoka...
I'm surprised just looking at their faces!
That was amazing!
What do you mean by looking at my face?
What's wrong with looking at your face?
Looking at your face...
I want to go home.
It's like a phone call.
Hello? I'm Miraia. Hello?
Hello?
Oh, that's right!
How do you feel, Eto-chan?
It feels good.
I have a rough image on TV, so I talk politely to people I meet for the first time.
The viewers are actually more rough.
No, no, no!
The second-year students told me it's totally different from TV.
Well, you know...
They're pushing you.
Okay, I'll give you a round of applause.
Okay, next up is Sakai-san.
Yes, I'm Sakai Hitomi of IDOLiNG14.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Nangoku Yanen-san".
IDOLiNG has finally won first place in music. What's in first place?
The 20th single "Kekkyoku Motekiwa Konakatta" was nominated for first place.
That's right.
You didn't even realize it was the 20th one!
But IDOLiNG's songs aren't exactly jokes, but there are a lot of different titles.
The next song is "Kajuu 30%", "Orange Tsubutsubu Iri" and so on.
There are a lot of different titles.
It's like "Kekkyoku Motekiwa Konakatta" didn't make it to the 20th place again.
I see.
But I'd like to give it a more common title.
Yeah, like "Ganbare Otome (laughs)".
"Kekkyoku Motekiwa Konakatta" didn't make it, but "Ganbare Otome (crying)" made it to the 20th place.
It's like a collaboration of two songs.
It's like...
"Ganbare Otome (crying)".
It's like...
Don't you all want a title like this?
I see.
It's like... I thought about it.
It's almost springtime, right?
It's almost springtime.
So we can put it on our noses and say "Let's bloom with tulips".
"Let's bloom with tulips".
It's like "Let's bloom with tulips".
"Let's bloom with tulips".
It's annoying.
What is it?
Even if you're so obsessed with something you shouldn't bloom with...
It's like "Let's bloom with tulips".
Masuno-san writes lyrics for his own concerts.
I do a lot of things for myself.
So I hope Masuno-san will think of a new song for me.
What do you think?
But...
Can I write it myself?
What's wrong?
Let's make "love" the theme.
How about "popo and bakuro"?
Let's make "bakuro" the theme.
Theme?
Theme.
Theme "idol's reality".
No!
Should we write it?
Don't make me think of something like that.
It's like...
I want to see it!
When we release a CD, we turn on the TV, right?
Yes, we do.
We can't make calls.
But Masuno-san writes lyrics for his own DVDs.
It's the best!
It's better than your "glasses promotion"!
"Evil and glasses promotion"!
"Evil and glasses fraud"!
Let's give them a round of applause!
Ok, Osaka's "tagigusa" (bamboo shoot)
What's with that way of saying it?
I drink with my "tagigusa" Mirai!
My fan name is "umashaya" (delicious)
I just received it, thank you very much!
I drink with my number one song "nan no ichi iri" (what's number one?)
Even if you are suddenly left on an uninhabited island, you are likely to grow as an idol, you are number one.
Because I was there in the first place.
Because you are my family.
No, you are not my family.
You are not my family.
Because you are my family.
Even though you are on an uninhabited island, you are my family.
Because you are uninhabited.
Ah, I see.
You are not uninhabited.
You are just uninhabited.
I'm not uninhabited.
Who is likely to survive?
Recently, there are a lot of members who are sick.
I thought I could do it.
Who has a strong vitality?
Yazawa and Sane are likely to survive.
I think I can do it.
You have guts.
Who is likely to survive?
Who is it?
Who is likely to survive?
Who is it?
Ah, it's Amemiya.
You are likely to survive in any way.
Even if you hit me, I'm going to grow.
Even though you say it's bad, you are still going to survive in the end.
What is it?
I know what it is.
It's like "cry, cry".
"Cry, cry".
"Cry, cry" and become stronger.
Miyake is strong on her own.
Why are you laughing?
She was about to start a fire.
It's been about two weeks and she started a fire.
She did it! She did it!
Isn't that Miyake?
She's amazing!
It's possible.
My eyes... I felt something.
It's like a power.
It's weird.
What is it? It's weird, isn't it?
It's possible.
Thank you very much.
Next, Tonoka-san.
Yes, I'm Idling No. 6, Tonoka Yurika.
My fan name is...
...Tataoka-san. Thank you very much.
Tataoka-san?
Yes.
Idling is finally in first place.
Why are you in first place?
I can sense the presence of a prank.
I'd like to say something here.
Yes.
There's something I'd like to ask the staff.
What is it?
When we were filming "Summer Adventure"...
...each of us changed our entrance hours.
When we opened the lockers one by one...
...Eddie's Sawada-san and Uematsu-san...
...were hugging each other like this.
Oh, I didn't know about that.
And then, without any problems...
...we passed by each other.
You didn't say anything about it, did you?
No, we didn't.
Was it a prank?
It wasn't private.
But...
It wasn't a prank, was it?
But...
But after that, it was normal for us to look at each other.
So, maybe...
...everyone sensed it too well...
...and we couldn't broadcast it.
Which one was it?
So, in reality...
Oh, it was completely private.
Because you're close, right?
Because you're close.
You can't interfere.
You looked really surprised.
I was surprised.
In the summer...
Hey, don't make me feel bad.
Oh, that's...
That's the reason.
Which one of you will stand up?
Thank you very much!
Next, Eto-chan.
Yes, I'm idling young Atamaria.
I got my fan name "glasses driver" from you. Thank you very much!
Your glasses are really selling well.
Idling has finally won first place, but which first place?
There are a lot of sweet girls.
Certainly.
But, yes, fans always say that the sweetest in idling is Sayane.
But in reality, it's not like that.
Who is it?
In reality, I went to Fukuoka the other day,
and when Masuno-san was doing his speech, it was raining really hard.
That's why, since he was from a rural area, it was said that it might be Sayane again.
But, as soon as we went outside, it started raining even harder.
That's why...
Masuno-san is a "sweet girl".
No, I'm not a "sweet girl".
But at the time...
Don't say mean things!
But at the time, it was really amazing.
It was amazing, wasn't it?
The moment we went outside, it was raining really hard,
but as soon as idling came out and we started singing, it started raining even harder and the sun came out.
That's why...
That's why, for idling, before a baseball game starts, you're supposed to water it down, right?
That's not it!
You're supposed to water it down for me.
Don't tell me you're going to end up rotting like that.
That's why...
One, two, three...
What? What's left? Announcements?
I wanted to say "it's Masto-san" but...
Yeah.
And...
I haven't thought of anything.
What?
Let's take a picture of this.
Let's take a picture of it.
Yeah, we'll also release a DVD, right?
Right? Only in Japan.
You can't say it like that, Maria Mata.
I wanted you to be a little quieter.
I wanted you to be quiet.
You wanted me to be quiet? Why?
What are you bragging about?
I wanted you all to be pranked more.
No, no, no...
You've been pranked enough!
I shouldn't have said it, right? I'm sorry.
Okay, I'll give you a ballon.
Thank you!
Lastly, Kikuchi-san!
I'm Kikuchi Ami of IDOLiNG 16.
My fan name is "fami-mi-min-san".
Thank you!
Let's move on. IDOLiNG is finally in 1st place.
What's in 1st place?
IDOLiNG is in 1st place that Mori-san chose.
1st place?!
That's what I thought.
I also think IDOLiNG is in 1st place.
But, when I asked "what's in 1st place?", it was "girls' team".
"Girls' team"!
And... and...
The reason is...
Reiko was the ideal woman.
Among the members, there's someone called Reiko- san.
She's the ideal woman.
Don't you think she's in 2nd place?
2nd place is Chekikko.
The reason is...
I heard that Chekikko did a show before.
Before...
I thought they did it because they did it before.
But, it's their 10th anniversary this year.
They said they want to do that show, too.
That means...
You're not better than Chekikko in the show Mori- san did before, right?
That's right.
3rd place is...
Without saying anything...
IDOLiNG is in 1st place.
It's in 1st place.
That's right.
Recently, Perfume is also in 1st place.
Yes, Perfume is also in 1st place.
It's in 4th place, isn't it?
When Perfume first appeared last year, she said, "I knew it before it was sold."
She was so proud of herself.
IDOLiNG has already noticed it.
She said, "I knew it, but I've always liked it."
She said it.
Apparently, she's most excited about collaborating with AKB this time.
She can meet AKB.
Apparently, Mori-san went to see a movie theater in Akihabara.
She actually contributed to AKB.
Apparently, Mori-san was most happy about collaborating with AKB because...
IDOLiNG said, "You can sing AKB's songs at a concert, can't you?"
It's amazing.
I wanted to meet you.
Can we listen to you at an IDOLiNG live?
I want to surpass you, Mori-san.
Your feelings...
What did you say?
What? What's wrong?
I want to surpass girls' group and girls' group.
I want to be in 1st place.
Mori-san, where should I go next?
Mori-tsubo?
If you don't know Mori-tsubo, what is Mori- tsubo?
Where should Mori-san go to be in 1st place?
In Mori-san's heart.
What do you think it is?
What could it be?
Isn't it something for super adults?
Why for adults?
Ah, then it's impossible.
We'll do our best.
It's muddy there.
It's muddy.
Clear, clear.
How can we make it clear?
Clear, clear.
Don't say it like it's on a TV screen.
Clear, clear.
What could it be?
Right? Do your best.
Let's do our best.
Do your best.
Let's do our best for Mori-san's sake.
Okay, then we'll start with Kiguchi-san's answer.
Now, let's see everyone's answer.
Ah, that's right, Kawamura-san too.
Right?
You played a lot today.
Okay, then for today, it's Su-chan!
Okay, then, that's it. Please, please.
Thank you very much! Bye bye!