AISubs v3.5
[What happened to her?]
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Well, I have a question. - Oh, all of a sudden.
- Yes, all of a sudden. - What is it?
- I showed you my CD "Ban Ban and KenKen". - Yes, yes.
- And I asked you "Who is cute?" - Yes.
- And you said "Cyrus". - Thank you for always saying that.
- And you said "It's different for everyone" because you were frustrated. - I said it every morning.
- And you talked about "cleophile" before. - Yes.
- Is it all a lie? - What?
- About "cleophile"? - That's true.
- That's also true and... - Don't say "that's also true".
- That and the CD is also true. - Oh, the CD is also...
- It's true but... - Yes.
- The age is also... - Isn't it different for everyone?
- Can you calculate it, Serina-chan?
- It's okay. - Can you do it?
- Yes, I can do it. - That's right.
- Why? Calculate it. How many are different?
- Well... You're 9 years old, right? - Right?
- Yes! - Do you know how many are different for everyone?
- Do you know? - You're 12 years old, right?
- Yes!
- Let's study a little more, okay? - Yes!
Don't squeeze any more, or you'll lose this balance
Don't push any more, or you'll lose the fruit of the sun
It may not look like much, but it's 100% brand new
It may not look like much, but it's 100 million yen
It's 70% brand new, goodbye!
30% orange juice
Let's try something sweet other than orange juice
30% cola
30% soda
30% Cola
30% soda
20% milk
30% woo! 30% milk! 30% milk! 30% milk! 30% milk!
When the moon sets, please hold me somewhere, oh yeah!
Idling!
Hello everyone, I'm MC Masato of Idling!
And I'm the host of this show.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers,
and we want them to become one of us.
This show airs every Thursday at 2.40 pm.
Let me introduce you to Idling!
Let me introduce you to today's theme.
Kato-san, what are your memories of Idling?
I'm Kato Sayaka of Idling!
My memories of Idling are...
getting 10kg of beans and rolling them in a bean roll.
I'm Endo Omoe of Idling.
My memories of Idling are...
rolling newspapers in a bean roll.
My memories of Idling are...
cleaning up everything.
I'm Takiguchi Mira of Idling.
My memories of Idling are...
throwing peanuts at a lion because lions will bite you if you throw beans.
I'm Yaza Yurika of Idling.
My memories of Idling are...
throwing a dog because we didn't have any demons in our house.
I'm Yuka Yama Yurika of Idling.
My memories of Idling are...
covering a cat that was licking a bean with a lot of demons on it.
I'm 13-year-old Nagano Surina of idling.
My memory of snowstorm day is that I was thrown a lot of snowstorm beans and it hurt the next day.
I'm 18-year-old Chani of idling.
My memory of snowstorm day is that I always did a snowstorm in the cold in my house in Hokkaido.
I'm 18-year-old Misumiki of idling.
I don't have a memory of snowstorm. I don't know what a snowstorm is.
Oh, you don't have one.
What kind of members we will send you today, but I heard you have an announcement today, right?
Yes, this is it!
It is an idling swimsuit DVD release event held at Tokyo Dome City Rakuwa Garden Square on February 14th.
It will be held from 13 o'clock, so let's meet on Valentine's Day!
Please check the homepage of the show for how to participate in the event.
Let's get excited today, too!
Let's buy a DVD when you come out.
Idling's first swimsuit DVD will be released on February 4th.
Welcome back. I'm Iiso.
I was wondering...
Mr. Iiso, you've gained weight, haven't you?
Your tights are starting to show.
Why did you gain weight?
It's New Year's Eve.
Isn't it easier for you?
After you became a gentleman?
After you became a gentleman, you've had a good life.
I'm curious about it.
So, Iiso Shiritori has started.
Today, we have another guest.
Let me introduce you.
Today's guest is this person!
Welcome!
He's Mr. World's Hotpot!
Nice to meet you!
Is it okay for you to be Mr. World's Hotpot?
Yes, I think it's okay.
Why are you wearing this kind of clothes?
I'm Mr. World's Hotpot.
Idol Unit Purple Division's Nakkun!
Ah, it's Nakkun!
Purple Division's Nakkun!
There are five of us, but as a bamboo horse idol who sings while riding a bamboo horse...
There's roller skating and all that, but as a bamboo horse...
we're debuting!
Thank you very much!
The members of Purple Division are also very luxurious.
Miyasako-san, Otohara-san, Kokoriko, Tanaka, Garechi...
There are five of us, and we'll be releasing it on February 11th.
The people who can ride a bamboo horse are the criteria, right?
That's right.
Nabeatsu-san, thank you for visiting us at Nabeachi last night.
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
I'm always nervous about having you visit me.
Thank you!
Nabeatsu-san said earlier that he doesn't know you.
Don't be stupid!
He's taking a bath all by himself!
He can't do it all by himself!
Yes, yes.
I really love you!
That's all I'm thinking about.
Nabeatsu-san, thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
It's amazing, everyone.
You're idols' rivals today, right?
We're idols, aren't we?
That's right.
When idols come out, it's usually people from YG or Yoshimoto-related people, right?
That's right.
Now, once again, please explain the rules.
"Iisou shiritori" is a line where a person with a certain theme says "iisou da na".
For example, Masuno-san says "iisou na serifu".
Those who say "it's not iisou" and those who say "unga" or "sumatte shimatta" will be eliminated.
Of course, those who say "it's not iisou" will receive "ikari" from the maid of "iisou" so please be careful.
Now, let me announce today's theme.
The theme is...
"It's not iisou" lines from cool but stupid idols.
Nabeatsu-san, you look like you're having a hard time.
Don't jump around.
Let's start with Nabeatsu-san's "na".
"Na" starts with a cool but stupid idol's line.
Let's start with Yokoyama-san.
That sounds good.
I don't know my salary.
That sounds good.
How do I look today?
That sounds good.
I like eels. Don't you think I look cool?
That sounds good.
I don't know if my sister is there.
That's too fast!
Before that, Yana-san was a little weird. What do you mean?
I don't even know if my sister is there.
That's too safe.
My voice is hoarse, so no.
I ate chocolate earlier, so it might be stuck.
It's stuck again.
You only think about Newham.
Recently, I've been working with Akaike-san of Shogun Arts.
So I'm thinking of getting rid of Kamadoru-chan.
You can't get rid of her.
You're disqualified!
No!
Let's start with Nabeatsu-san's "na".
Start!
That sounds good.
Cats are cute, aren't they?
That sounds good.
Na.
Anything!
If you think about it, it's delicious.
That sounds good.
You're stupid.
I'll definitely do it at the Tokyo Dome next time.
That sounds good.
I'm definitely five meters tall.
That sounds good.
I'm faster than a rabbit.
You're stupid.
I'm wearing glasses, so no.
I recently started blogging, so no.
Why?
Isn't it a good thing?
I recently started blogging, but I don't wear glasses on that blog, so no.
There are times you do!
It's funny when you say it face-to-face.
Say it face-to-face?
Face-to-face? Say it.
Mary's flower.
OK, penalty game!
Do you wear glasses?
Yes, I do.
What's your blog about?
It's not funny at all.
I don't put emphasis on funniness.
It's not funny at all.
What do you put emphasis on?
It starts with 'u'.
Cool, but stupid idol says it.
Because you're stupid! Stupid and idol!
Don't forget that you're an idol.
It starts with 'u'.
Cool, but stupid idol says it.
Starting with Kato-san!
That sounds good!
Siniger 16!
That sounds good!
I want to participate in the Kuohaku singing competition!
That sounds good!
That's funny!
My blog is cooler than Suzume's, right?
Suzume is faster.
I think Suzume is a good thing.
I think Suzume is cute.
I think I'm cute and cool like that.
But I'm stupid.
I think I'm stupid.
I'll win again today.
I don't like Mori.
Uncle?
I don't like Mori.
I'll call you by your personal name.
Mori.
Let's start.
Cool but stupid idol makes you say that.
Let's start with Yazawa.
That sounds good.
Su-chan is so cute.
That sounds good.
Think about it.
This is 2.
That sounds good.
Yacht and...
Marathon...
Around the world...
Why don't you try it?
What's going on?
Yacht and marathon?
Um...
Kanpei is doing it.
That's good!
But...
I got the ping-pong, but I slipped.
That's not it.
Let's start.
Cool but stupid idol makes you say that.
Let's start with Taniu.
That sounds good.
We'll always be 20 years old.
That sounds good.
Cats are cute.
What is it?
The idol said that cats are cute.
You have a weird character.
You don't drink much in the middle of the day, do you?
In a good way, Akatsuto Goma.
No, it's a penalty.
Are you okay?
Today, beautifully...
It's a dirty joke.
No, it's not.
It's not a dirty joke.
That's also a dirty joke, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's a dirty joke.
Why do you decide it?
This point is a secret for polypros.
Now, let's go.
A cool but stupid idol who starts with "ne" says a nice line.
Let's start with Nagano.
That sounds good.
Mouses are on the roof, aren't they?
That sounds good.
I don't know the criteria for this.
Neglige's woman vs. Inoki's woman.
That sounds good.
Nemaki is always wearing cool...
...trunks.
But you say it sometimes.
I don't say it!
You say it! You say it!
When you get interviewed by an idol magazine...
...you say "I always wear these kind of things."
What are you saying?!
OK!
Busters!
She's unethical! Unethical!
Unethical! Unethical!
Always...
I mean...
She's a digital woman!
Oh, oh, oh!
You know...
You're invited to be an idol to make that face.
You...
You make that face a lot, don't you?
No, I don't!
Just shut up and make that face!
No!
Yes, I always come out for unreasonable reasons!
Don't try to stay!
I always think of a lot of excuses!
What?!
Take a comment!
What?!
Don't call me by my name!
Hey!
Your feet stink, so don't!
OK!
Let's start with Endo-san, who looks like a cool, but stupid idol.
That sounds good!
Green onions are my symbol mark.
That sounds good!
That's stupid!
I want to marry a woman in a sexy commercial!
That sounds good!
OK, OK, OK.
Misao-san, it's your turn.
Is it OK?
"Hey, hey, hey!" is for me!
That sounds good!
Yomisu's yakisoba is good, isn't it?
OK, that's normal!
It's blue, but it's nothing!
OK, that's wrong!
Yomisu's yakisoba is good!
Wow!
So you're friends with them now.
What are you talking about?
You're friends with them now.
Takebu-san, put her in your group.
No! I don't want to go!
Now, let's get started!
Cool but stupid idol starts with nice lines.
Let's start with Nabeyaki-san!
That sounds good!
Yokoyama...lawyer...
I want to be one!
That's not good at all!
What are you talking about?
What is it?
Yokoyama lawyer...
Are you talking about that Yokoyama lawyer?
He's an idol!
He's an idol, right?
Ah! He's an idol!
That's right!
I thought you were talking about stupid lines!
You're an idol, right?
I didn't tell you!
I see, I see!
You're just stupid!
I'm stupid, so I'm Yokoyama lawyer!
You're an idol, right?
I'm an idol, so I'll start with Nabeyaki-san!
I'll start with "yo"!
Cool but stupid idol starts with nice lines.
I'll start with Nabeyaki-san!
That's a good one!
I'm traveling the world in a yacht and a marathon.
I don't want to go to Yokohama!
You can't even add it up!
I'm riding in a yacht in Yokohama.
You're riding in a yacht in Yokohama?
I am.
So it's a different story from the one about Kanbei-san, right?
That's right.
Then it's a safe!
It's a telecommunication error.
You look pretty troubled. Are you okay?
Let's start with Nabeats-san!
That's right! That's right!
It's a telecommunication error!
I won't clear it!
A cool but stupid idol who starts with "yo" starts with Nabeats-san!
Let's listen to Yosa's song.
Let's go with this theme for our next song!
That sounds good!
I want to play volleyball with two puris.
That sounds good!
There are two of them!
Invitation!
It's okay! It's okay!
I don't know what you're talking about!
No way!
That's the ugliest way of making an apology.
Don't make excuses!
It wasn't luck!
It wasn't luck! What was it?
Invitation, Division, Kevi...tion...
It wasn't luck!
Okay, punishment!
This is hard!
Yosa-chan, be Yosayama's lawyer!
Yosayama's lawyer...
We'll use a mosaic on the ground.
Don't worry about it!
You're not a good person!
What do you mean "not a good person"? You're making a mistake!
You're not a good person!
It's because you're talking like that!
You're not a good person!
Shut up! Shut up!
You're not a good person!
Shut up! Shut up!
So, Nabe-san, there are three people left.
There are three people left.
There was a suspicious part, but there are several people left.
Do your best for the championship.
I will win the championship!
Okay, let's start.
It starts with 'i'.
"Cool but stupid idol" is what Yokoyama-san is about to say.
Start!
That sounds good!
If you do a collaboration with "Ikimonogakari", won't it sell well?
That sounds good!
And Nabe-san...
Kamome
Medaka
"Kamome" "Medaka" "Kamome" "Medaka" This is the end.
When I put my arm on a vine, it started to smell.
What are you talking about?
As an idol, I had a plan.
I see.
So I put my arm on it and it started to smell.
But it started to stink.
Penalty!
It's a good sound.
It's a little louder now that it's New Year's Eve.
I think it's getting better.
I don't know if it's getting better, but it's getting louder.
With that, it's a disqualification.
Now, it's Yokoyama and Nabeatsu's final round.
Now, Yokoyama-san.
Yes?
What do you think of this?
Nabeatsu-san is very strong.
You can't lose to him. He's your rival as an idol.
Yes, I can't lose to someone who has a limp.
That's right. She has a limp.
Even if you have a limp, you can't move around so freely, can you?
She's cute.
She has a surprisingly beautiful outfit.
She's surprisingly beautiful.
She's colorful and her legs are also very beautiful.
She's beautiful.
She's colorful and funny.
She's beautiful.
She's not your rival.
Now, Yokoyama-san, you can't lose.
Yes, I'll do my best.
Let's do it.
Let's start with the cool but stupid idol-like TV show.
Starting with Yokoyama-san!
This looks good!
Only the top people can eat sukiyaki.
This looks good!
I had a dream of being chased by a very big shumai.
This looks good!
I'm Yokoyama Rurika!
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Osamu-chan!
It was a self-introduction gag, but you probably went too far.
Okay! Welcome to...
Basket!
Yeah, yeah.
Say something! Say something!
I'm Rurika Yokoyama!
Born and raised...
And the winner is...
World's Nabeatsu!
Now, here's the prize!
Please watch this show!
So, today, we had the world's Nabeatsu as our guest.
How was it?
No, no, no!
You're an idol!
Oh, really?!
Yes! Amazing!
Thank you!
So, if you could come back and watch us again...
I'd love to!
I'll take this opportunity and come back any time!
I'll do that role!
Oh, you will?!
Yes!
That's great! I'm happy!
I'm happy!
I might do it casually!
Casually?
I'll do it!
Oh, last but not least!
Yes!
Takeuma idol, Murasami Sukibu's debut single "Love Land"!
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
So, what did you think of it?
Actually, it's still going on.
The broadcast itself is over, but the show itself is still going on.
What? Is it on now?
It's on now and it will be broadcast live.
You look like Sue a lot.
You look like a lawyer from Yokoyama.
Really?
So, that's it.
Thank you.
I couldn't say it, but when an idol comes to my show, they work really hard.
They work too hard.
Some of you said it.
Each unit said it.
All of you said it.
You said it time and time.
Who left the strongest impression?
Well...
It's not like...
It's not like that, but...
There was someone who worked really hard.
I'm not saying it's true, but there was someone who worked really hard.
But...
The way they worked hard...
It seems like the idol producer didn't like it.
That person...
The producer said, "Are you looking down on the entertainer?"
That's what he said.
It's someone else's opinion, but...
I'm totally fine with it!
Um...
Please don't mind me.
I see.
You mean Takeguchi-san, right?
It's like...
I'm sorry, but...
My sound advice is...
Um...
I was doing my sound advice.
I didn't like it at all.
Then, the idol producer said behind my back...
You're really angry.
I said, "I'm totally fine with it!"
I'm totally fine with it!
Takeguchi-san didn't like it at all.
Based on that, there was a lot of booing today.
That's right.
I'm totally fine with it.
The R-1 Grand Prix...
That's right.
It's amazing.
It's amazing, because...
Right?
I'm sorry.
My partner, Yamashita-kun...
Yamashita-kun, last year you lost in the first round of the R-1 Grand Prix.
It's been 17 years.
It's amazing.
Last time you lost in the second round.
Yes, in the second round.
It's amazing.
So, idol producer...
Please scold Yamashita-kun.
I'm really sorry.
Thank you.
Today's guest is a world-famous ramen shop!