AISubs v3.5
Asahi, you know I'm a model for loveberry, right?
Do you think I'm a model?
Don't you want to know about my life as a model?
Do you want to know about my daily life as a model?
I'll film you as usual.
Do you want to know about my daily life as a model?
Did you do something since you were born?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
Well...
What do you mean?
Did you eat something you always ate?
When I was little, I loved parsley.
Does eating parsley make you thin?
I don't know. Maybe.
Really?
I'm sorry.
Did you eat a lot of chicken?
Maybe.
Hey! What do you mean?
Maybe.
Look at Asahi's impersonation.
Don't squeeze, if you do more than this, this balance will collapse, so don't move forward.
Watashi no miyoku suru
Tsugi ga kutsuitara... When the next one comes...
Idling!
Welcome to Idling! I'm your host, Masune!
I'm your TV announcer, Maito Saito. Nice to meet you all!
Today's show is about how idling girls who are growing up as idol singers
can become one of their own.
Today's show starts at 2.40 a.m.
It's called "Idling"!
[Idling! Idling! Idling!]
Today, you all look a little different than usual.
- Why? - Why?
It's the "Fashion Show" corner.
You all look so energetic!
Kiguchi!
- Yes? - You look so energetic!
- Why do I look like this? - What's wrong?
The wind is blowing from your left hand, isn't it?
What's wrong with your makeup today?
Of course, if you're that motivated, let's go!
"Idlingos" is also the first place!
Everyone, please move!
Wait a minute.
I forgot something.
It's business.
It's been a while since Idling Osmo came here.
This is a project that one or two people have been fighting for.
We kept the previous set of votes.
This time, two people will do their best.
First of all, I'd like to say what Idling is doing this Osmo for.
The entertainment world is like a map.
You know what I mean?
Defeat your opponent, push them out, and win.
That's why you're doing Osmo.
Is it fun?
Yes!
Good luck today!
Yes!
And of course, the winner will receive this product.
If you win, Idling Osmo will give you a ticket to your room.
Good luck!
In the past, I was with my parents.
Now, I'm somewhere drunk in the waves.
Now, Idling Osmo will announce the first place.
Here is the first place!
As you can see, she is a tournament student from Nikisei.
Asahi-san was really strong, wasn't she?
She was a one-hit-kill when she was little, wasn't she?
- Well, she was little back then. - That's right.
Her legs and waist are well-built, aren't they?
She was good at it, wasn't she?
- She has been trained a lot in her hometown. - She has been trained a lot, hasn't she?
Alright, let's start with the first match of Block A.
- Morita-san and Nagano-san, please come forward! - Please come forward!
East is Morita! West is Nagano!
This costume suits you the best, Su-chan!
- It suits you! - Su-chan, this is so funny!
What is this? I think this costume was made for you, Su-chan.
- What? Does it suit me? - Look at her butt!
- It's so cute!
- Su-chan, your butt is a little low-rise, isn't it? - It's fashionable!
It's fashionable! It's fashionable!
- Ah, I see! Su-chan, you are good at judo! - Yes, I do judo!
- That's amazing! - Nagano-san, how do you feel about this match?
- Don't you think I'm better at judo than you? - Yes!
- What do you think you can do? - I can do kunido.
- You can do kunido? - Yes!
- Alright, please do your best! - Please do your best!
- Alright, let's start! - Please come forward!
- Look at me! Look at me! - Yes!
OK! She climbed up!
- That's amazing! - She did it!
- That's amazing!
- She's fast! - That's amazing!
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
Is that what you call "punyudo"?
- Punyudo is... - Is it "punyudo" if you don't grab your opponent and talk when the match is over?
- Okay, so... - She's fast!
- Morita-san has advanced to the second round! - She's fast!
- Okay! - She's fast!
- That's not all! - She's fast!
There is a penalty game every time!
- Okay, Shadow and Nagano-san! - Yes!
- You will be punished! - Yes!
- Yuno-chan, come here! - Okay!
- Yuno-chan, come over here! - Okay!
- Saito-san will punish you with "mawashi"! - What?! No way!
- Okay, get up! - Okay, get up!
- Okay, Yuno-chan, stand up! - Okay, get up!
- Okay, get up!
- Yuno-chan, "mawashi" punishment! - Okay, show me!
- Okay, stand up! - Okay, stand up!
- Oh, I'm embarassed! - No!
- Okay, everyone, look at me! - Look at me!
Hurry up!
Here, it's squishy.
Hurry up!
Here, it's squishy.
Now, everyone!
If you lose, you'll get this kind of look!
Please do your best!
If you lose, you'll be stripped naked!
And with that,
Morita-san won the first match in the second round!
Congratulations!
Now, let's continue!
Continuing, we have Miyake-san and Asahi-sama!
Please come forward!
Thank you!
East, Miyake! West, Asahi!
That's good, Asahi-san and Miyake-san, do you have time for this?
I'm pissed off!
As usual...
I'll lose to you!
I'm pissed off with this old man's leisure.
Who's the old man?!
As you can see, they're quite strategic from the beginning.
I understand, both of you. Please do your best!
Let's go! Miyatte, Miyatte!
Action! Cut!
Do your best!
Do you think you can win with just one shot?!
I'm pissed off!
Oh my!
This is...
Asahi!
- Can you do it? - Yes!
- Now, Asahi-san, are you okay? Can you stand up? - Yes.
- Now, let's go. - Yes, Hinkyan.
- Penalty game's spinning push-up! - Hinkyan!
- Yes. - I don't like it!
- Hey, I don't like it! - Hinkyan!
- It's like in the Kirolympic Games, where you have to do it over and over again.
- I wish I could do it. - Wow!
- Wow!
- Asahi-san, you're amazing! - Wow!
- Are you having fun? - Yes!
- Are you having fun? - Wow!
- Why do you like this music?
- Now, Asahi-san won.
- These blocks are amazing! - Yes!
- One-pack Yokozuna and Judo.
- Now, let's move on to the next block, B-block.
- Kaamura-san and Kikuchi-san, please come forward. - Yes!
- Kaamura! - Kaamura!
- Now, you two...
- It's good. - It's good.
- Oh, you're excited. You're excited.
- Oh, it's called "black nipples confrontation".
- But, this is a bit of a written nipple.
- Now, are you confident, Kaamura-san?
- I can't lose to a falling idol!
- You're a falling idol, aren't you?
- You're called a falling idol, but...
- Yes! - Are you okay?
- Yes!
- Scary, Yume! Scary! - Social network?
- I'll do my best! - Please do your best!
- I understand! - Now, let's go!
- Look at each other! - Look at each other!
- Action!
- Cut!
- Look at each other! - Look at each other!
What are you doing?
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys fighting about?
And now...
- Here you go. - Thank you.
I put in so much effort...
- I'm embarrassed. - It's even more embarrassing.
It's even more embarrassing.
Raise your hands and say cheers.
Say cheers.
I don't like it.
Okay, hide it. Hide it. Hide it.
- You're cute. - I'm embarrassed.
My body is shaking.
I'm embarrassed.
- It's fun today. - It's fun, isn't it?
Let's continue.
Next up is Mishell from Sakai.
Okay, Sakai from the east...
Michelle from the west...
Now, Sakai-san, it seems like you've gained a lot of sumo in your hometown. Are you confident?
I've trained this much, so I'd like to show results here.
You could barely see it, right?
I'm looking forward to it. Michelle-san, how about you?
I won't lose.
Did you do sumo?
I did it every day.
You did it every day?
Every day?
No way!
Every day?
No, in Australia, I played with my friends...
Michelle-san, it's very close, isn't it?
I was doing bodybuilding.
I was training.
You were training?
Surprisingly...
Really!
I was training.
I see.
This might be surprisingly powerful.
Good luck, you two.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Look at me!
OK!
Go! Go!
Sakai!
Isn't it wonderful, Sakai-san?
You lost, Michelle-san.
Can you stand up?
Wow!
You must be hungry, Michelle-san!
So, Michelle-san...
I don't like it!
You'll be punished from now on.
OK!
Good luck, Michelle!
Good luck!
OK!
Turn, push...
I don't like it!
Hurry up!
They're dancing!
And with that, the first round is over!
First, Morita-san and Asahi-san stand up.
And here we have the two winners!
They look strong!
This is going to be a fierce battle.
And then we have Kawamura-san and Sakai-san.
Kawamura-san won by force.
She's scary!
She's scary, isn't she?
Now, how about you, Sakai-san?
No, we're the same age as Umeko-san.
Oh, I see.
We're fighting as the same age.
Would you like to win?
I'm a little scared, but...
Next is the semi-final!
Let's go!
Morita-san and Asahi-san, please come forward!
Now...
I'm nervous!
It's a head-to-head battle.
We're doing it without any music.
No matter how many times you watch it, you find it funny.
Can you please turn it down a little?
She's cute!
Does it really suit you?
It suits you! It suits you so much!
East is Morita
West is Asahi
Now, everyone, your opponent is Wampaku Yokozura.
Wampaku Yokozura...
How is it?
Well, I'm nervous, but I'll win for sure!
In a sense, this is a fighting game, right?
Definitely!
Judo and sumo fight, right?
Asahi, will you win?
Your opponent is a judoka.
When I was little, I won in wampaku sumo.
That's right.
Even when I caught a cold...
Ah, you practiced even when you caught a cold!
Yes.
I see.
Sumo is like that.
The result is...
After all, you're alive for loveberry.
Yes!
Understood!
Then, do your best!
Let's go!
Look at each other!
OK!
Got it!
Yes!
Oh, good!
Close it! Close it! Close it!
Yes!
Asahi!
Yes!
Amazing!
It was amazing!
You just turned it around in a good mood!
That's right.
Oh!
It's so funny!
Well, Su-chan...
Wait!
You lost.
Su-chan, you lost.
Maybe...
No!
Yes!
OK!
You're alive.
Alive for loveberry!
Su-chan!
Oh!
OK!
O P I A R !
OK!
Wow! That's good!
That's good!
Su-chan, I want you to stand up all the time!
OK! So, Asai-san won!
Congratulations on making it to the final two rounds!
OK! Next, the second match of the semi-final!
Kamura-san and Sakai-san, please come forward!
Yes!
East is Kamura
West is Sakai
Wow!
OK!
That's exciting, isn't it?
What's wrong?
I'm sure I'll win!
Yes!
Are you confident, Harama-san?
Yes!
Are you confident, Harama-san?
I'm sure I'll win!
Yes!
Are you confident, Sakai-san?
I'll show you the true youthfulness of a 19-year- old!
I see!
Your youthfulness is false youthfulness!
Yes!
I'll do my best!
What?
I'll do my best!
Yes!
Surprisingly, you said something normal!
OK! Please do your best!
Let's go!
Do your best!
OK!
Wow!
Sakai!
Yay!
Thank you!
Harama-san, you were so enthusiastic, but you lost easily.
I was just excited.
You were excited?
Yes!
OK!
Unfortunately, you'll lose over there.
OK! Please go over there!
Please say "banzai" (cheers)
Banzai!
Thank you!
Wow!
Since you're here, why don't you vote for one person?
No! No!
Vote! Vote! Vote!
Shikoku people, please vote for one person.
In the middle like this.
Yes.
She did it in the first round of the R-1 Grand Prix.
As an amateur.
Her butt is big!
Yes, that's right. Her butt is big!
Yes.
If you come down, you can do it.
It really looks like an amateur's back, doesn't it?
I tried too hard.
Yes, and so...
Sakai-san has advanced to the finals!
And so, in the finals, it's Asahi-san and Sakai- san.
Everyone, which do you think will win?
Hmm...
Wow, it's difficult...
Su-chan, what do you think?
No!
Asahi-san, how was it?
No, it's strong!
Asahi's strength and arms' strength are both strong, so...
Strength is strong?
Yes.
Her balance is also strong.
Yes.
I see.
But Sakai-chan is also strong, so I'm not sure which will win.
Kiku-san!
Yes!
You really only mentioned it at the beginning of the show, didn't you?
I was really interested in it, and Masuno-san wrote it for me.
Yes, I wrote it for you.
I was really interested in it, but it ended so quickly.
It ended.
Is it okay if we do it again?
Yes, you don't have to do it again.
You just ended up falling behind.
Now, let's move on to the final round!
Asahi-san and Sakai-san, please come forward!
♪East♪
♪Raspberry♪
♪Silver♪
♪Selfie♪
Now, it's the final round.
You know, you said you're good at martial arts, right?
I've fought you once and you beat me so easily.
You're surprisingly strong.
Don't underestimate my friends!
Now, let's begin.
Who will win the final round?
Look at each other!
Do your best!
Ready...
Go!
Which one will win?
Go!
The winner is...
Asahi!
What a wonderful fight!
Now, Sakai.
You lost.
It was a tough fight, but...
Yes.
It can't be helped.
You lost.
No!
I'm sorry, Mom!
Mom, are you watching this?
I'm sorry!
She's doing this in front of the TV!
I'm sorry!
Mom, was Tokyo like this?
This is what Tokyo is like!
Okay, here we go.
Okay, can you get it?
How do you like it?
Please get it!
Okay, you got it.
Okay, so...
Asahi won!
How was it, Asahi?
Try fighting.
How about you, Sakai-san?
Sakai-san was strong.
Was she strong?
She smelled good.
She smelled good and she was strong?
Yes.
She was strong.
She was worthy of the prize.
By the way, everyone except Asahi-san is naked.
As expected of you.
A love baby model can't be naked.
Okay, so...
The first winner of IDOLiNG OWS is...
Yay!
Asahi-san and Umoikiya!
Have you forgotten something?
IDOLiNG OWS is...
One of you is here, right?
You're here, right?
You're naked, right?
Let's call out! IDOLiNG OWS is naked!
Eto Mania!
Now, it's time!
The winner is Eto-chan!
Not yet! Not yet!
Eto Mania!
The winner is Eto Mania!
That's right!
Both of you!
Be serious and don't hold back!
I won't lose!
Now, from east...
Eto Mania!
From west...
Love Berry!
Now, Eto-chan!
Yes!
Surprisingly, you two have a lot of connections.
Please say something with enthusiasm.
I don't want to lose to Love Berry.
She doesn't want to lose to Love Berry.
That's it.
Now, Asahi-san.
I won't lose to someone like you!
That's it.
Now...
It's a lie!
While we were whispering...
Let's go!
Is there a generation gap?
Or will Eto-chan...
Will Eto-chan make Asahi-san homeless?
Or will she win?
Let's go!
Look at each other!
Is it like that?
Like this?
There it is!
She's weak, isn't she?
Eto-chan! Eto-chan! Eto-chan! Eto-chan!
Eto-chan! Eto-chan! Eto-chan!
Yes!
Eto-chan lost because she was cute, so she's not doing it!
You can't do it.
Please do it properly.
Girls know how to do it.
For now, we'll cut it completely.
Now!
For the first time, the two of you will fight each other.
Who will win?
Let's go!
Look at each other!
Okay!
Cut!
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Are you trying to ruin the show?
Let's go! Look at each other! Look at each other!
Okay! Cut!
Let's go!
Cut! Yes, yes!
My back hurts!
Okay, let's move on to the next question!
Yes! We've answered many of your requests and decided to do it again!
We'll play back the 2008 match in the original CS version!
Please don't miss it!
My back hurts!
What's wrong?
What's wrong? Does your back hurt?
My back hurts!
Your back might hurt, but it wasn't funny at all, was it?
So!
Generation change! The winner is ASAHI!
Now, the era of Edo-chan is over!
It's not over yet!
You only have glasses left!
Really!
Please say something to the fans who were cheering for you!
I'll only wear glasses from now on!
Please support me, Eto Maria!
The winner is ASAHI!
See you tomorrow!
Goodbye!
Edo-san!
That's enough! Get back!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Open your eyes!
We were just talking normally.
Why? Why are you trying to leave without making me embarrassed?
Edo-san, over here.
We all did it.
Yes.
Really?
Edo-san, don't make me embarrassed.
We did it. We lost, you know.
Good night.
That's funny.
That's gross!
Edo-chan, it's tough.
It's tough.
You lost a lot.
Huh? Huh?
You lost to a fox. Please don't take it.
No, I didn't.
Do you have anything to eat?
No, I don't.
Edo-san is eating meat.
Don't say that!
Edo-san!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
Edo-san!
Edo-san, don't eat it.
You can't do anything about it!
Because I thought we would win!
Shut up!
Go home!
And with that,
this year's first place goes to Asahi-san!
As a defending champion up until now,
Edo-chan was also able to make a great generation change.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Next time, I hope you'll work hard for Su-chan and others as well.
Yes!
Yes, please do your best.
And with that,
this year's first place also goes to Idlingos!
Goodbye!