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Black
It's here.
We've just been told about it.
I really don't like this show.
This kind of...
I'm sure we'll be told that this kind of thing is black.
Is that so?
But you're often told that you're black, too.
But I'm actually white.
My skin is white and my heart is white, too.
You're lying!
I'm serious!
You're lying, aren't you?
My skin is white, too.
Even though it's burnt.
I'm sorry.
But we're not that black, are we?
We're white, aren't we?
We're white. Are you black?
Black people like Ton-chan and Ito-chan are black.
But we're not.
We're probably blacker than we are.
It's been a long time.
It's been a long time, unexpectedly.
What should we do?
But we're black.
That's right.
Maybe that's why we were chosen.
Maybe.
That's right.
It's been a long time!
Hurry up and end it!
Don't squeeze it any more, or this balance will be lost
Don't push it any more, or the sun will go down
It doesn't matter if you don't like it or not, but it's 100% love you
It's like a super, but it's only 100 million yen, and it's 70% goodbye
It's like a super, but it's only you
It's like a super
My charm
I'll put in a drop too
So please drink it well
30 pieces (one by one)
I cried
Please come and see
30 pieces (I got it)
30 pieces (yay!)
When you realize it, please hold me somewhere
Idling!
Hello, I'm idol trainee Mako and Maso. Nice to meet you!
I'm TV announcer Saito Maito. Nice to meet you!
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of them.
This program is broadcasted every Wednesday and Thursday at 10 pm.
Let me introduce you. We are idling!
IDLING!
Let's do our best!
IDLING!
Let's buy a DVD when you like it.
IDLING! First swimsuit DVD will be released on February 4th.
It's been a while, fans. Let's do our best today as well.
What kind of program was it, Saito-san?
IDLING's homepage will announce some themes from now on.
And about those themes, fans will think of answers for IDLING members.
IDLING members will read the answers that fans have asked for.
It's a corner for fans.
In short, it's a fun corner, right?
Yes, that's right.
Saito-san, you didn't ask for a detailed explanation, did you?
I was surprised. I didn't want to say it.
You didn't want to say it?
I was surprised.
Yes.
Now, let's announce IDLING's themes.
These are the themes!
"See what you shouldn't see", "What's in it?"
Yes, the total number of entries is...
2,701 entries!
Yes, and...
Yes, the total number of entries is...
2,701 entries!
Congratulations!
Ms. Yokoyama, you're number one!
Thank you!
Oh, Ms. Takeguchi!
Yes!
What's wrong?
It's fine!
Why are you laughing?
It's fine, right?
Did you call a lot of relatives this time?
No, I didn't do anything.
You didn't, did you?
I see.
Yes, I understand.
Thank you!
Ms. Takeguchi, you know...
I'm sorry.
You know more people now.
Now, let's begin!
Who wants to go first?
Yes!
Kato-san!
Yes, I'm Kato Saeka, idol number one.
Thank you for giving me my son's name, Kato- sensei!
Let's see what you've got for us today!
I'm Sota Naegi, the head of the picking-up school in town.
This is...
Saeka-san's favorite picking-up school.
You can't say that!
You have to deny it!
Thank you for letting me know.
You came with me to the picking-up school.
You came with me.
After the show, we all went to the picking-up school together.
I was asked a lot about where I live.
You weren't asked?
I wasn't asked about where I live, but I was asked what kind of person I am.
You were asked!
Yes, I was asked!
But...
You talked to her a lot, didn't you?
Yes, but only one person...
For some reason, only Yaza-pai didn't talk to me.
Why?
I've never been picked up before.
So, as Asaka-sensei...
Asaka-sensei!
Even if you say it, as a guest in this segment, there's someone who told you about it!
Sensei!
I came close to Asaka-sensei.
I even brought oolong tea and said, "Hello!"
You brought a Chinese drink.
I brought a potato chip and said, "My hometown is near."
And after that, I said, "Do you know where I live?"
What? What?
You went to such a lowly place?
No, no!
It's not lowly!
You went to Osaka Megutsu Sauce Takiguchi?
I've been looking for it for a long time!
When I read your book in the blog and wrote about it, it made me feel like I was getting drunk.
You look like you're in a really bad mood!
No, I'm happy!
You're happy, right?
But I really want to see you picking up girls in the streets!
You want to see it, right?
Do you think you'll succeed?
I want to know!
What was it like? What was it like for you guys?
Actually, it was impossible!
No, no, no!
I think about it as a project, so I thought about it a lot!
Don't think about it!
In general, if you pick up girls, there may be girls you can pick up!
That's right!
For example, girls like Sakai-san who came from the countryside!
Ah!
Pure-blooded girls!
What would you do if you were picked up like that?
Ah, but when I first came here, I probably stopped for a bit...
What?!
That's right, that's right!
No, it's not like I was going to follow you!
It's like, is it better for me to stop for a bit?!
Like, is this how things are in Tokyo?!
That's why you picked up girls like that from the countryside!
I want to see it!
I see!
Yes!
Sorry, but we don't have Socar-san stickers!
We don't?!
Then we'll give you Kato-san stickers!
Thank you very much!
Next up is Morita-san!
Yes!
I'm an idol group member, Morita Suzuka!
My fan name is "London Traveler" and I received it!
Thank you very much!
Let's go!
See what you shouldn't see and what it's about!
Ta-dah! It's Yokoyama-san who hits her head against the sign of the emergency exit!
This London traveler is also tall, isn't she, Ruri-san?
That's why she's said she hits her head against the emergency exit, isn't she?
She's getting taller and taller, isn't she?
That's right!
She was doing like this when we were recording "Sphere".
She's getting taller and taller, isn't she?
But, like this, she's tall and looks like an adult.
How do you say it?
Well, she's usually 17 years old, isn't she?
I think she looks older than 17 years old, but...
Well, I think she looks older than 17 years old, but...
That's right, that's right. But she has a clumsy side, too.
A clumsy side? She only has clumsy sides, doesn't she?
That's right.
Yokoyama-san is...
She's very natural and, you know, when we go home together...
When we go home together...
Oh, when you go home together?
Yes, yes, yes. When we think it's a natural path and run through it,
there's usually a transparent mirror...
What do you call it?
A glass mirror?
Yes, there's a glass mirror and you bump into it.
It's "glass", isn't it?
"Bang"!
You bump into a glass mirror.
I've never seen it before.
You've never seen it before?
Because it's a mirror, isn't it? A mirror? A glass?
It's a glass, isn't it?
You didn't look at it like that, did you?
I didn't look at it like that, did you?
You did!
She's really clumsy.
That's why there's always a gap between us and I think she's cute.
There's a gap?
Yes, there's a G.A.P.
No, no, no.
Are you two getting along recently?
We're getting along well.
We went out for dinner yesterday, too.
Yes.
There's no one to push you in, is there?
But...
There's no one else like that.
I think it's fun that way.
You think it's fun that way?
Yes.
I hope you don't get hurt.
Okay.
Okay, well...
Let's give her a round of applause.
Thank you.
Next, Ms. Tonoka.
Yes, I'm riding 6, Tonoka Yurika.
Thank you for participating in "Like a Spring Breeze" 3 years ago.
Let's go in. What is the content of "Seeing Things You Shouldn't See"?
A scene where Serina passes the receptionist's face.
I actually wanted to ask you this.
How is it? Are you stopped or not?
Being stopped...
How is it for you guys? Do you normally go in there?
I still go to the receptionist's face once and say...
Isn't it about time for someone to do it?
Who wants to go first?
Receptionist, receptionist, receptionist...
When I went to the receptionist's face, I was like "Ah!".
Depending on the person, I was handed over right away.
But you can still go in to the receptionist's face, right?
I can even be stopped at the receptionist's face.
Guardman stop?
You're wearing school uniforms, right?
You're mistaken for a 15 year old high school student.
Are you related to "Adventure King" or "Hot Fantasy"'s yellow guardmen?
I'm also involved in Fuji TV Club.
When it's "Adventure King" or "Hot Fantasy"'s season, I'm definitely involved.
The other day, even if I said my name, they wouldn't let me go in.
There's no one like that.
They said it to me and I was confused. "Where is the office?"
It's Horipuro.
Yes, there is.
Let's try this.
As a rule, everyone has to stay silent.
Wait, wait, wait!
Just one coat.
Just eyebrows and eyes?
One coat, pay me 500 yen.
I'll pay you. I'll pay you.
I'll pay you for that.
What about second graders?
It doesn't seem like it will change.
Just eyebrows and eyes?
One time, the four of us happened to be with Tagirechi- san and myself.
When the four of us were together,
Tagirechi-san was a little annoying that day.
She had a weird, suspicious feeling.
Suspicious feeling?
She was all black, with a hat and a mask on.
Is she okay?
When we were together, everyone was like,
What's up with this girl?
The four of us were like that.
Huh? Where's Tagirechi-san?
We were like that.
You were all black.
We didn't notice you were Tagirechi-san.
You're Tagirechi-san, right?
"Yes," we said.
"Yes," you said.
Huh?
We were like, "Huh?"
Huh?
You didn't even look cool.
You didn't even look like you were in a convenience store.
Huh?
You could only see her eyes.
You just bought something, but you're wearing a color ball.
We'll give you this kind of sticker.
Thank you!
Okay, next up is Yokoyama-san!
Thank you for giving me my fan name, Lulio-san!
Thank you!
What is the content of "What Not To See" play?
A person who looks like Miyake-san with a bouquet in someone's bag.
The smell of truth is strong.
First-generation students have been living together for about two years, so they know who has what and what kind of environment.
But I think second-generation students don't know much about it.
So I think Miyake-san didn't put it in because she thought it was dirty.
Even if you don't know whose bag it is, it's still a bag.
Maybe it's not even a bag, but it's just dirty stuff in it.
So you're saying it's a dirty bag that you wouldn't even think of as a bag.
I wonder if there are...
There are a few people who have a lot of garbage in their bags.
I wonder if there are...
A lot of garbage...
Earlier, I was wearing Kawamura's bag.
Why are you dressed up?
Before that, before that...
You had something to do, didn't you?
You had something to do in Kawamura's bag, didn't you?
It's like a pocket in a bag, right?
For some reason, there's one bare carbonated battery in it.
What is it?
Isn't it hard when the battery runs out?
But there's only one, so...
What is it?
There's quite a few.
I'm going to put some pork in it.
I don't know where it is.
Is it tamagotchi or tamagotchi?
It's tamagotchi.
Tamagotchi.
No, it's not.
You know, I...
I don't have a walkman.
I still have an MD.
Well, you don't have a walkman yourself, do you?
A lot of people have iPods.
I don't have an iPod, so I have an MD walkman.
But you need a battery for that.
So it's hard when it runs out, so I always have one battery.
Doesn't it charge?
It doesn't...
It doesn't work anymore.
It's old.
It doesn't work anymore.
It's cute!
What is it?
She's older than me, but I feel like she's from a younger generation.
Why?!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
Sakai-san!
Yes! I'm Sakai Hitomi of IDOLiNG #14.
My fan name is "Motodehinosuma-san" and I received it. Thank you very much!
"Don't look at what you don't want to look at", what is it about?
Michelle is eating bread with butter.
Finally!
I hate Vegemite!
It's delicious!
That kind of character!
Seriously!
Everyone tried it, but Vegemite had a terrible taste, didn't it?
It's a product, so I can't say it's terrible.
Everyone didn't like it very much.
Only Michelle said it was delicious.
But Michelle didn't like it either.
I think that's what the fans wanted to say.
But Michelle actually liked it.
Huh?
Is it good?
Huh?
It's so good!
You know...
I like the texture.
No matter how much you say it, it's up to us to eat it.
There's nothing we can do about it, right?
Michelle...
Her taste buds are a little different, but her usual...
What does Michelle usually eat that everyone thinks is delicious?
What does she eat?
What does she eat every day?
She eats ramune during the break.
Deliume and stuff like that.
Oh, I see.
But Michelle has her own unique vibe, doesn't she?
She's already 17 years old, but she's still very sexy, isn't she?
Huh?
There's a weird side of her.
She's sexy, Michelle.
She's sexy.
I saw it the other day.
When Sakuma-san said, "Michelle, can you do this for me?"
Michelle said, "Uh, Sakuma-san, no."
She said it!
What?!
She said it!
Michelle, you're like that?!
No, I'm not like that.
Huh?! No way!
She said it!
I'm saying this as a joke, but...
It's a joke, but it's very sexy, isn't it?
I said, "Sakuma-san, no."
She said, "Go home, Miyazaki."
That's right.
So...
So what did you say to Michelle?
I said, "Sakuma-san, no."
What?!
I said, "Sakuma-san, no."
I said, "Ryuta-san, no."
She said, "Please, Ryuta-san."
She said, "What are you talking about?!"
I said it with a smile.
Michelle said, "Sakuma-san, please."
She said, "Michelle, you can do it."
She said it!
I'm telling you for real.
When Michelle wore that dress, she said, "Michelle, you're really smart, aren't you?"
What?!
Once again, we're celebrating "Cyber Incendium."
For real!
We have to do it again.
I see.
Half likes you.
That's terrible.
It says "very" on it, doesn't it?
What is it?
I don't know.
You're pretending you don't know.
I know!
I really want to investigate this.
Me too!
It's impossible.
Impossible.
I'm curious about it.
Does Michelle know about it, Sakuma-san?
She's smart, isn't she?
I didn't want to go back to Shibuya by train.
I asked for a taxi and they gave me one.
What?!
What's going on?!
What?!
OK, I'll go alone.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
OK, I'll go alone.
It's the middle of the show, but I'll change the content a little.
OK.
Ask Sakuma-san.
Wait! Wait!
Sakuma...
Sakuma will be judged.
Wait!
OK, OK, OK.
Yes, Kato-san.
I have gastritis and I'm in a very bad condition.
I was very hot at that time, and I went home by train.
I couldn't even get a taxi.
You were in a bad condition, weren't you?
I was in a very bad condition.
But, Michelle, you didn't like it at that time, did you?
No, I didn't feel like going by train.
You didn't feel like it, did you?
Why?
Because it's the middle of the show.
That's right.
What? What? What?
What?
It's the middle of the show.
OK, OK, I'll go alone.
OK, OK, OK.
OK, Tonoka-san!
OK, OK, I'm the same age as Michelle and it's late and dangerous at night,
and you let me go home by train.
That's right.
You all went home by train, didn't you?
You're the same age as me.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm the farthest away from you among the members.
I'm two hours away from you and you let me go home by train.
You're getting ahead of yourself!
You're in a bad condition!
Michelle isn't in a bad condition!
Michelle is...
That's wrong! That's...
That's the way to put it!
This way, this way!
Now that it's come to this, I'd like you to say something, Sakuma-san.
Sakuma-san, what do you think about this? Is it true?
First of all, is it true or not?
Well, it's true.
What a loud echo!
And it's also true that you gave Michelle a racket, right?
Sakuma-san, do you like herbs?
If you ask me...
Is that okay?
No, no. Fifty percent is fine.
Fifty-fifty?
Fifty-fifty is fine.
That's no good.
That's scary.
Now...
That's scary!
Adults are scary!
I thought adults are scary.
Amazing!
It's like you're in a hospital.
Amazing!
I'm a newbie, you know?
Now, this is about Sakuma-san who has been underestimated.
Yes.
This really...
No one will be able to see Sakuma-san's presence anymore.
Yes.
The atmosphere is cold.
I hope so, really.
Let's do it again next time.
Yes!
So...
You are Sakai-san now, right?
Yes!
You are Sakai-san now, right?
Yes!
So...
Sakai-san, congratulations!
Thank you!
Next, Maipur!
Yes!
I got the song "cheapest mile" as a fan name up to the end of the song.
Thank you!
Let's go.
The song "cheapest mile" is...
Sakuma-san was preparing helium gas.
Why? Why? Why?
Sakuma-san, who is free to do whatever he wants in the market...
Sakuma-san, you always have a temper and a loud voice, don't you?
Uematsu!
Sakuma-san, you are so loud!
Helium gas...
Well...
Everybody can imitate others.
Really? Who can do it?
Everybody can do it, but...
Can you say "mile"?
Erm...
Please show it to us.
What should I do?
Well...
dododododododododa
Oh...
Everybody! "dodododododododa"
Too loud!
That's not it!
You two come over here and do this and laugh!
Oh, I see. Come over here and do this and laugh!
Come over here and do this and laugh!
Nagashima Shigeo's teaching style.
Amazing, isn't it?
Sakuma-san's style.
Enno-san and Sekka-san's style.
That's not it!
Next up is Takeguchi-san!
I'm idling gogo, Takeguchi Mira!
I got this from a fan named "Mira Foodria"! Thank you very much!
What is the content of "Mitewa Ikenai Monomukeki"?
Amimi is making my photo album into a hotpot style!
Amimi often says "I love you, I love you" in our show.
Oh, she said that kind of gag, didn't she?
It's not a gag!
It's like a joke, isn't it?
Oh, by the way, Mira-chan, wait a minute! Let me announce it first!
We're going to have a special live show on Christmas Eve, which will show you the best excitement!
Please look forward to it!
Okay, last one!
Takeguchi-san, please end the show with your impersonation of Sakuma-san!
Please!
Mira-chan, let's laugh!
Thank you!
That's a good one!
Let's do our best!
But Sakuma-san often said "Mira-chan, if you take the bad one, you'll only get one chance"
But this is a bad example of what Mira did on Ishigaki Island.
But seeing how Sakuma-san is talking about Mira, I'm in shock. I'm about to cry.
Saying things like that is pretty cruel.
Yeah, you got angry and cried.
Mira-san's impersonation is like this.
Like this, like this.
Like "roll it up, roll it up"
And we talked about it on a show once.
Like in "Pod Fantasy", when we were talking and the fans were impersonating Sakuma-san and saying "roll it up, roll it up", it was eye-opening.
You guys do it?
You guys do it? It was a bad influence.
You guys are Oscars!
You guys think of us and say things like that.
You guys do it a lot, don't you?
What was Mira-chan's impersonation again?
Please listen.
When we say things like "roll it up, roll it up", the fans send us a lot of photos.
Photos? Whose photos?
Ours.
What do you show?
What do you...
What do you show and put together?
Our photos.
Yeah, our photos.
They're really cute.
They're popular.
It seems like they have a lot.
Yeah, it seems like they have a lot.
Ah, from Mira-chan's Instagram?
Yeah, I was wondering what you were doing.
But I didn't do anything crazy.
I made a corner called "Mira-sama Corner" and...
So basically, you're burning garbage.
No, I wrote "Mira-sama Goods" on cardboard and...
What else is in "Mira-sama Goods"?
Um, I wrote "Mira-sama Goods" that you can only get at "Mira-sama Live".
That bad joke live, right?
"Mira-sama Goods" and...
But when I gave it to my fans, they were already playing pranks on me.
My voice got hoarse.
That's terrible!
But I have a lot of those.
I haven't done it properly yet.
Oh, well...
There's a chance you'll do it like that in the future.
No, I'm watching it properly.
I liked it in the beginning.
But Mami-chan...
In the beginning...
Look! Look!
Recently, you've been doing AKB idling and stuff, right?
And I heard rumors about it, but...
I like Takahashi Minami-chan a lot!
Oh, you said it!
Yeah, yeah!
You said it!
I said it!
And I thought you didn't like me.
Huh?
Because just now, Mami-chan put a picture of Fonji and Two Shot in her bag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I want to talk to you for a bit!
Go ahead!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
Look! Look!
There's a lot of problems with the camera.
When you were pulled this way, the two of you were like...
How is it?
Huh? How is the secret right now?
I like it! I love it!
No, no, no! The AKB member...
Oh, you like AKB's Takahashi Minami-chan, right?
Which one do you like?
Certainly.
It's important!
You said you liked me!
Right now, right?
Right now!
Takahashi Miracho!
No! No!
But we haven't really talked about it.
You all know about my worries and concerns.
As you talked about it, your stocks started to go down.
It's not that I admire you, but I've already talked about you.
I saw you in photos at first.
But when you said you liked me, we were shocked.
We're surprised.
We're talking about it now.
There are a lot of people who like us.
There are a lot of girls.
It's like a shade.
Like you like our way of life.
You like our way of life?
Our way of life?
That's not right!
Our way of life is the worst!
Really?
Really!
When I saw you on the internet, you were working hard.
You said you like our way of life.
Our way of life?
Our way of life is no good!
Our personality isn't good either!
I can't use most of your energy!
It's obvious that you've committed a crime.
You got laughed at.
It's not a crime!
It's like you're in a jail cell.
That's not it.
I'm happy. Thank you!
Let's give her a round of applause!
Kikuchi-san!
I'm Kikuchi Ame of IDOLiNG'16.
I got my fan name "chocolate" from you.
Thank you!
What is "Don't Look What You See"?
Serina is sitting in a chair, trying to get the script under her, but she falls down and bleeds from her head.
What's wrong with you?
I think the fans think that Serina is clumsy, so she is clumsy.
She is clumsy.
So I think that's why she is clumsy.
But when I was little...
You are little now.
No!
You are small enough.
When I was in kindergarten, I slipped and fell and bled from my head, and now I have a circular scab.
I have a circular scab.
Oh, you got injured and had a scab.
I was held tight with a bandage and now I have a circular scab.
No!
It's like a bandage for medical treatment.
Yes.
It's like I can't get in there anymore.
Why are you talking about that?
Oh, you want to say that you have a circular scab all the time.
I think I have bled from my head.
But it's not a circular scab.
That's why you say you are clumsy and shiny.
But it's not a circular scab.
What is not a circular scab?
It's not a circular scab...
What?
Clumsy?
She says she is clumsy.
Yes, I got it.
Why?
Always be prepared.
I'll give you a round of applause.
Next...
Yazawa-san.
Yes, I'm Yazawa Yazawa from IDOLiNG7.
I got my fan name "It's okay" from you. Thank you.
Are you serious?
It's okay.
What is not a circular scab?
Kikuchi is encouraging himself in front of the mirror.
Gami-chan, you're like...
Negative idol.
You're a negative idol, but...
When you're off from school, you're like...
In the corner of the classroom, you're holding up your phone and crying like a baby.
Wait! I didn't say that!
Hey!
Keep Kikuchi-san in check! Keep Kikuchi-san in check! Keep Kikuchi-san in check!
That's the same school!
It's the same school! It's the same school!
Is it okay? Is it okay for me to cry?
Is it okay for me to cry?
It's okay. You're used to it now.
I'm sorry!
I'll do my best from now on!
It's like a school classroom!
That's right!
Wow, you remember it well!
Everyone was worried about the class.
What's wrong?
Of course!
The manager was holding up his phone and crying like a baby!
That's crazy!
It's true! It's really true!
I kept getting calls.
I kept getting calls from the manager.
I had to go out.
I got an email asking me to go out on the phone.
That's crazy!
I thought I shouldn't go out on the phone.
I called again and they said, "You're in class, aren't you?"
I said, "Why are you going out?" and they got angry.
It's a trap!
Wait, this is a mess, right?
It's a mess!
I'll throw away two of them!
I'll take responsibility for two of them!
I called again after school.
I looked at my body type and said, "Everyone, compare yourself to everyone else."
You're next to Asahi at 3pm.
You're often next to Asahi.
Look at your own body type again.
Don't worry about me behind the weather.
Wait a minute!
That's weird!
I'm so happy!
It's good, it's good. It's healthy and it's good in a good way.
In a good way.
Thank you very much.
Even though it's school, I was scolded a lot and cried a lot.
I probably couldn't see around me at all.
So...
Class has started!
Class has started?!
Ami-chan, you're crying!
It was noisy, but after that I worked hard, right, Ami-chan?
Did you work hard?
Ami-chan, you lost weight!
You lost weight?!
That's good, isn't it?
That's good!
That's good, isn't it?
Everyone, do your best!
Now, Yazawa-san is the only one left!
Do your best!
Yazawa-san is also doing his best!
See, he's doing his best!
Yazawa-san doesn't say things like that even in Horipro, right?
What do you mean?
He doesn't say things like, "You should lose weight," right?
That's right.
He says, "Eat more! Eat more!"
He doesn't say anything like that, does he?
He doesn't say anything like that.
He only thinks about funny things.
He doesn't say anything like that.
Funny things...
Everyone in the agency has their own principles.
Yeah, it'd be nice if he'd only say funny things.
That's just Ina-chan.
This is empty, too...
Ina-chan!
What's going on?!
It's not over! It's not over yet!
Right?
Since you're Eto-chan, why don't you just wear glasses from the beginning to the end?
Just glasses...
Don't just raise your eyesight and have fun.
That's right.
It's sad.
Alright, let's give her a round of applause!
Thank you!
Next up is Cupid Club's Asahi-san!
Yes, I'm an idol group member, Asahi-san.
I'm sorry, my fans called me "Katsumi-san". Thank you!
Now, let's get started with Cupid Club's Asahi- san!
What is the content of "Look at what you shouldn't look at"?
"Put water in a plate on your head", number 12.
Kappa, kappa.
It's kappa, right?
Well, it's kappa.
Well, recently, Nao has been...
Really, this girl...
Man-chan!
She's mean!
Who are you talking about?
She's mean!
She's really mean!
Is she your foster parent?
She's mean!
Don't you get it?
She's really loud and noisy.
You all have nicknames, right?
Oh, you have your own original nicknames?
We do.
Man-chan, do you have any nicknames that I don't know of?
Do you have any?
She's called "Anpanman."
That's right!
Oh, "Anpanman" isn't a nickname. It's an official name.
Please don't say that!
That's your school name, isn't it?
No, it's not!
It's what you wear when you go to a comic book store.
Triple Anpanman.
I want to see it!
It's different!
Wow!
Who else?
Like "Chomi."
What's "Chomi"?
Oh, you call yourself "Chomi."
Haven't you said it before?
That's right!
"Chomi" is a normal nickname.
You call yourself "Chomi" because you're not an idol.
That's not it!
Why do you call yourself "Chomi"?
You call yourself "Chomi-tan," right?
Or you call yourself "Kyawa-tan."
You don't know what you're doing.
What are you doing?
You don't know what you're doing.
What are you doing?
That's right!
Why do you need to say that?
It's funny!
Why are you trying to be cute?
I want to be cute.
Because it's a minor crime.
If you wear it next time, you'll be fined.
You'll be fined 50,000 yen or more.
It's a five-year-long strike.
People say that "umeko" is a mysterious character.
But when you wear it, you look mature.
But you're actually a child inside.
See?
I know that!
That's how it is.
You just said "tamagotchi."
You're the master of "tamagotchi," right?
Don't you have a growing habit?
Chomi said she wanted to buy herself a present.
She said she wanted to buy herself a present.
Paisha and I went to watch a movie.
We said we'd go with her.
She said she'd buy herself a Christmas present.
She said she'd go to Toys R Us.
She went!
I asked her what she bought.
She said she bought a "manpo" game.
She used to play "manpo" games, didn't she?
She still does!
She still plays it.
She's just sitting there. "Manpo" games have nothing to do with it!
Don't take off your skirt!
See?
How many "manpo" games have you played so far?
"DS" games.
Oh, you've played "DS" games.
But when I was older...
How many "manpo" games did you play?
Two "manpo" games.
Two "manpo" games a day.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Did you change your ways of playing "manpo" games?
I started walking.
That's walking!
Everyone! Everyone!
Look at you! You've become healthier!
You've lost weight!
I've learned how to be polite.
One minute at a time.
I've learned that I walk a lot at this hour.
I like walking now.
I used to ride my bike all the way to the station.
But I've started walking now.
That's amazing!
It might be good for you.
Yes, it's good for your health.
Even if you use a punching bag, it's only eight steps.
I just heard you say, "That sounds like a hassle."
Why don't you just walk normally?
Using a punching bag is also a hassle.
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Next, Eto-chan?
Yes! My Japanese name is Tomomiya.
I got my fan name "Soko wa Jigoku" from the first page of this book. Thank you!
What is the content of this book?
"I received it from Eto-chan" is what the people around me are praising.
"Mr."?
"Mr." is our "Mr."
What is "Mr."?
Wait a minute! Why is Gura-san not wearing it?
What are you doing?
It's about time you show your face.
It's not like that!
It's your first time on Fuji TV, isn't it?
To do a daily TV review.
That's right!
It's been a while.
Because other staffs have been telling us to watch "AKB" more than us.
"Mr." is...
It has a presence, doesn't it?
"Mr." badge might be made.
No, it won't!
It might even have more numbers than us.
No way!
There must be a core member who is extremely popular.
I'm so happy!
"Mr." is the same age as "Man-chan", isn't it?
That's right!
What?!
"Man-chan" is the same age as "Mr."
No way!
One year older.
But it's about the same.
It's 21 years old?
It hasn't changed much.
It's 21 years old.
What's wrong with you?
It's my birthday!
I know, but you were mean to me.
It's my birthday, but you were mean.
It's rare for me to see you now and then.
It's January, February and March, and you have an early birthday.
You were mean to me on my birthday.
You're mean!
You've got a bad temper.
She's really white.
I'll give you an Edo-chan sticker.
Thank you very much.
Next, Ms. Kawamura.
Yes, I'm Kawamura Yui, idol number 12.
I've got a fan name "good pitching" from you.
Thank you very much.
What is the content of the fan name "good pitching" that makes you see things you shouldn't see?
Ms. Uematsu, who is researching Mr. Kawamura's cool way of writing.
With autographs.
Autographs!
You know, I think only Mr. Sunshine has been standing out recently.
It's really painful, so I want to end it with this.
Can I say something?
During the rehearsal of "FORCE LIVE", we were sleeping while we were working hard on this new song.
Thank you!
Are you serious?
You could have just said "yes", but you just said "yes"
You're not sleeping?
No, I'm not
I told Asahi about it
At first, I thought you wouldn't say anything
But when you said "mister", you started talking a lot
Because of "mister"?!
At first, I thought you should have said it
But recently, you've been like "shut up"
I've been showing off my charisma
Also, he's my director
When we were rehearsing, he was wearing a suit
I asked him "what suit are you wearing?"
He said "mister"
"Why are you wearing a suit? Because I'm "mister"!"
That's so cool!
You look like Yazawa Ei-chan
But when we were about to leave with "mister",
I was walking by myself
I know! I know!
I've been doing it!
I don't know, but the way you walk is kind of cool.
What is it, Okami-san?
When we were playing "Demon Drop", everyone was dancing really hard, right?
If only I could...
It's like you can play the drums!
It's like you're laughing for real!
You were playing the drums, right?
Everyone was dancing really hard!
They were! They were!
It's like you're a guitarist!
Oh, Michelle! Michelle! Michelle!
During the live show, you were doing Michael Jackson's "moonwalk", right?
You said you could do the "moonwalk" and you were really proud of it and you did it in front of the mirror!
Takeuchi-san! Takeuchi-san said she couldn't do it!
She said she couldn't do it, but it's like "if only I could..."
She practiced dancing for idol groups.
With us.
Can we see you do the "moonwalk"?
You can't do it!
Over here!
Mister! Mister, please!
It's the last one! The last one!
By the way, I joined an idol group!
Today!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
You're not good at anything!
Then, let's see you do it in front of the mirror!
I practiced dancing for idol groups, so it's fine, right?
It's fashionable.
Oh, you're excited!
Yes, I'm excited. Please do it!
With the mirror in your hand.
You're not good at anything! You're not good at anything!
What is it? What is it?
When I first saw Michael Jackson, it was a long time ago.
Oh, it was a long time ago?
I thought "moonwalk" was amazing, so I searched for it on the internet.
Then, I found a course where you could do "moonwalk" for 10 months, which your dad taught you.
Oh!
There was such a thing!
I searched for it for a while, but in the end, I could only do it in my current situation.
You practiced so much and that's all you could do?
You searched for it on purpose, didn't you?
So you had a way out, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
You only practiced halfway.
So you made an effort, right?
Yes.
Wow, you're cute!
Are you happy, Miracho?
Yes.
You were able to do Miracho's "moonwalk", weren't you?
Oh, it was beautiful!
It was beautiful!
It was really beautiful!
Wow!
Thank you.
What's that?
Isn't it a nimble old ninja pro?
That's right.
This dance is also good for practice.
Why?
Because it's not funny.
Oh, you mean it's not funny when you practice, right?
I was shocked.
Cute.
Who was it?
Kawamura.
Nagano.
Yes.
I got this from a fan named "get da ze". Thank you.
Let's see what's inside.
Saito Maiko's diary.
Wow!
You don't want me to see it?
I don't want it!
You don't want it!
It's a death note, right?
I thought I could do my best and make it interesting in a post-live show, but I brought it all back to Saito- san.
That's right.
It's an announcer, but it's really interesting, so I wonder if the diary will be the same.
I don't think you can laugh at the diary.
What's wrong with it?
It's scary. It's not bad.
Everyone can only hear me, and I'm the only one who can't hear it, and I'm saying a lot of things.
That's right. It's rough.
It's rough and it's bad.
You can't say it now, can you?
If you look back at the previous broadcasts and look at them carefully, I've told Saito-san in detail.
You've said it.
I see it a lot.
You do, don't you?
I do, I do.
Saito-san, please be careful.
Saito-san shouldn't laugh at you.
But it's not surprisingly scary.
It's not surprisingly scary.
You say it yourself.
That's right.
You don't say it.
You say it as soon as you think of it.
You don't hide it.
It's the most fun to talk with Maeko-san at the end of the show.
That's right.
She says anything to me.
That's right.
You're getting better at hiding things, aren't you?
If you deny it a little, you'll lose.
That's right.
It's not like that.
It's too late.
Let's give her a round of applause.
Next is Michelle.
I'm Michelle, 18 years old.
I got my fan name "tea beast" from you.
What is the content of "things you shouldn't see"?
Staffs leave Fabrice in an idol's dressing room.
It's a savings.
I don't like it.
It's really smelly.
Sometimes I come in and smell like "what is it?".
I also buy things like...
Frab... Frabrice...
Fabrice.
I buy things like pocket-sized ones.
To save money.
Even for yourself.
I often don't clean up.
Like lunch boxes.
You really can't clean up.
Some of it is okay.
But it's smelly.
When we had a live show the other day,
before the live show,
we had to decide how much time it would take to dress up.
On the next day,
for some reason,
they brought a lot of baskets of "eight four" and "wet tissues"
and I was like "this is what you should use".
The idol members.
I was in shock.
There are many kinds of smells.
It's about time you smell something like curry soup.
Not yet.
Not yet?
Not yet.
Last year...
Wait, last year we just finished school.
Last year we just finished school.
That's right!
Until last year we wore school uniforms and ran.
It's not like Housou University.
That's not it!
What is Housou University?
It's like Housou University.
There is one in Chiba, right?
It means Housou University.
That's true.
It's about time you smell something like that.
At a live show.
Are you okay, Yazawa-san?
Are you okay with your feet?
I'm okay!
It's the cleanest in Housou University!
The cleanest?
Even if you say it's the cleanest, it's still low- level.
Why is that?
Smell it, smell it.
It's a lie!
Eh, really, really.
It's a lie!
Seriously, it stinks!
It doesn't stink!
Eh, what...
It's stinking more than me!
Where did you walk barefoot?
No, it's everyone's! It stinks!
No, no, no...
Maybe it's because you're barefoot?
What? Did you...
Stop it!
Did you pet a stray dog with bare feet?
It's not a stray dog!
It smells like a stray dog!
It doesn't!
No, smell it first!
I won't let you smell it!
Why, Aoi-chan?!
Is it bad?
No, seriously, it's real!
Don't say it's real!
I want to smell it!
If you say you want to smell it, you'll definitely smell it.
It smells like an osmanthus.
I want to smell it!
When I walked past this area before...
This whole area is smelly!
No, no, no!
When we were recording before, I told Masao-san...
When we walked past this area, I said, "This area stinks."
What?!
You said it, didn't you?!
No, no, no!
It's because you're barefoot, so it's definitely smelly!
No, no, no!
Okay!
Okay, Yazawa-san and Tonoka-san, please check your feet!
You're quite white!
How is it, Yazawa-san?!
Take a deep breath!
You're definitely lying!
It's a real smell!
Does this smell good or does this smell good?!
Okay, everyone...
This is bad!
You have to have a proper license to handle this!
It's a complete danger!
First of all, Yazawa-san's level is laughable.
On the contrary, this is completely different.
It's something that makes people suffer.
Yazawa-san, I'll give you a prize.
Now, who is it? Miyake-san!
Yes!
I'm 17 year old idol, Miyake Sumi!
My fan name is Sanwaridasa-san, thank you for giving it to me!
Let's go in! What is the content of "Don't Look, Don't Ask"?
Kawamura doing a super reggae dance.
It suits you, it suits you!
It suits you!
As the fans say, there's a kind of housewife-like thing that sticks to you.
When I heard about it earlier,
it seems like you've done a reggae dance before.
Eh!
What is it? If it's everyone, it's a part-time job, right?
Part-time job...
It's a part-time job, right?
It's something you've done before, right?
A 100 yen coin...
Ah, you did it for 100 yen?
No, it's a 100 yen coin.
Huh?
Coin.
Ah, it's an office job.
Ah, I see.
It's an office job.
So you've done a part-time job before.
Yes, yes.
Oh, I see.
That's just your husband's income.
Is that why you're bald?
Huh?
Is that why you're bald?
I don't think it has anything to do with it.
I think it's a matter of appearance.
Did anyone know about it?
I think it's a matter of appearance.
Did anyone know about it?
Bald...
It's just an appearance.
Bald...
Did anyone know about it?
Is this an idol?
Look, it's reflected.
Huh? Huh?
What did you say?
Super's bald...
Part-time job?
It's not a part-time job!
It's a part-time job!
Miyake-san...
Ah, today... Huh?
Wasn't this recorded?
You two talked about it.
Huh?
Today?
Today, right?
After all, when those two talk, it doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good!
It's an office job.
Why?
Maybe those two are the worst ones.
These two...
Will you get along with each other or will you be hostile towards each other?
We won't.
Huh?
We're just white.
White.
We're pure white.
We're just white.
We're just not very white.
Your white part is only your bones.
Why?
Okay, Miyake-san, I'll give you a present.
Thank you.
Takuma-san, you're really enjoying yourself, aren't you?
Takuma-san...
You can't hold a cup, can you?
I can't hold a cup!
I can't!
My cup...
My cup is gone!
It's a new car, look!
It's okay.
It's red!
Alright, we'll give Michelle-san another chance!
Alright, well...
Alright, Fonchi-san!
Yes?
Let's do our best! Let's do our best!
I'm Fonchi of the idol group Hachiro-wa. Thank you for participating in the fan club "Yamaneko".
Let's go in. What is the content of "Witnessing Things You Must Not See"?
Caramel Frappuccino is a selling signboard.
Oh!
What does that mean?
I like Caramel Frappuccino.
But I haven't been drinking it lately.
I've been more into Nagasaki Champon than Caramel Frappuccino lately.
Wow! I'm so happy!
The genre... The genre is funny! Funny, funny!
Let's compete with drinks!
Nagasaki Champon sold at Lawson is insanely good!
Fon-chan also eats it a lot.
It's really good!
Really?
Yes! So everyone, please try it!
Don't tell me you're going to end it like that!
This is the last one for today!
The last one for everyone!
It's just Nagasaki Champon that's delicious!
Please try it!
Please try it! That's all I've prepared!
I don't want the future to tell me that!
That's right!
You can't get used to it!
You have to try a little harder!
Fon-chan is the type of person who says it all out!
Simply!
Yes!
I'll drink it all!
Yes! Fon-chan, I'll give you a ballpoint pen!
Yes!
Fon-chan's first ballpoint pen!
Now! Let's look at all of them!
Yes!
Now, which one should we choose...
as the best work?
Who started with "Michel's sword"?
Ah, yes.
Ah, I see, I see.
Yes.
Ah, you're talking about the digital microphone, right?
Yes, that's right.
Then... it's Nagano-san!
Yay!
Congratulations!
Yay!
So, Sakuna-san, please follow everyone later!
Thank you!