AISubs v3.5
[She's going to make it!]
How did you like the radio test, Ami-chan?
Really?
I said, really!
Listen! You'll make it!
Seriously?
♪ Don't squeeze in, if you don't... ♪
♪ This balance will be lost ♪
♪ Don't move forward, if you don't... ♪
♪ I don't have the money and I don't have the song, but... ♪
♪ I'm 100% sure that... ♪
♪ I'm going to be a super star and I'm going to be a million yen player... ♪
♪ I'm going to be 70% and I'm going to say goodbye! ♪
♪ Thirty percent! ♪
♪ Hey, you two! ♪
♪ Thirty percent! ♪
♪ Hey, you two! ♪
♪ I'm going to ask you for something... ♪
♪ Other than money! ♪
♪ Thirty percent! ♪
♪ How about this? ♪
♪ Thirty percent! ♪
♪ Other than money! ♪
♪ Thirty percent! ♪
♪ Other than money! ♪
Idling!
When I hear "jersey kim" in idling, it makes me feel like I'm a sister.
Hello, I'm Idling MC Manson. Nice to meet you.
I'm Manson of Manson. Nice to meet you.
Today's show is for idling girls who are growing up in a new environment to become first class.
It will be broadcasted from 2nd Thursday, New Year's Eve at 20 minutes.
Let me introduce you, we are idling!
I'm not a sister!
You don't like it?
It's cute!
You don't like it?
It's cute!
It's lame!
Today's theme is a game we used to play a lot in elementary school.
Ms. Mando!
Hello, I'm Idling No. 3 Endo Omae.
A game we used to play a lot in elementary school is "esken".
Hello, I'm Idling No. 5 Tagiruchi Mira.
A game we used to play a lot in elementary school is "dorokei".
Dorokei!
I'm Azaleca. The game we played a lot in elementary school is "stone kick".
I'm Manurika. The game we played a lot in elementary school is "one-person car".
I'm Suzuka. The game we played a lot in elementary school is "dorokei" like Takebu.
I'm Urayui. The game we played a lot in elementary school is "swing".
I'm Hitomi Sakai. The game we played a lot in elementary school is "koryoni".
I'm Chaimi. The game we played a lot in elementary school is "gyaru" like "gyaru socks".
Only one of you is different!
Now, we have some news for you, right, Endo-san?
Yes, we have already announced it, but...
The first swimsuit DVD "gravure idol" will be released on February 4th!
The event will be held at Tokyo Dome City and Rakuwa Garden City on February 14th!
Wow!
More information about how you can participate will be posted on the show's homepage, so please go and watch it!
Please go and watch it! We're looking forward to seeing you!
Let's have some fun today, too!
Beach Time, blue summer constellations. I'm sure everyone is in love with it.
Beach Time, it's so painful that you feel like you're going to burn out. Please heal me.
The idol's first swimsuit DVD, "Try Making It Like A Gravy Idol DVD, Mustang" will be released on February 4th.
What did Daruma-san do?
Now, it's a new project.
Sakai-san and Yazawa-san's strange presence is unusual.
What is it?
You two jumped out of nowhere.
Sakai-chan is real.
It's normal.
It's a local.
It's true that we're wearing helmets and helmets and we're like this.
It's abuki.
Yes, let's go.
Ryuusepp, please.
Yes, everyone, you know that Daruma-san fell, right?
Yes.
Yes, what Daruma-san did was that Daruma-san fell, but the part where he fell was done in another motion.
Players other than oni should stop in that motion.
For example, if Daruma-san kicks in, you should stop in the pose where you kick in.
If you move your body or do a pose you can't explain, you're out.
The team with more people who can split into two teams and face oni wins.
Now, let me introduce the guests who will be the captains of each team.
Yoyko-san!
Thank you very much!
I don't have a butt.
I'm sorry, but it's not allowed on Fuji TV daily.
I'm sorry, but it's not allowed.
Since you two came to A.C.E.O.C.E.D., I feel like you're coming out more and more.
Thank you!
I don't feel like you're coming out.
It's like you're having fun like a garden.
Like a garden.
I feel like you're having fun.
But you have something to announce today, right?
Yes!
We released a muscle man DVD!
Yoyko and I are doing a contest live!
Hacchan, Tecchan, Chiaki and I came to A.C.E.O.C.E.D. to participate in various events.
February 21st, Saturday, 22nd, Sunday.
Tickets are on sale now at Shinjuku Kinokuniya Southern Theater!
We'll be doing a contest with each of you.
With Yuga-san?
Yes, with Yuga-san and Otani-san.
Is it difficult?
Yes, it is.
February 21st and 22nd in Shinjuku.
Yoyko and I are doing a contest live at Kinokuniya Southern Theater!
Tickets are also on sale now!
Everyone, please come and watch!
Thank you!
Then, let's get started!
Thank you!
First of all, everyone!
Hamaguchi-san's team and Arino-san's team, please split up!
Yes!
Alright, I'll go first!
Oh, you're going first!
Alright!
Yes!
Alright!
Please go ahead!
First of all...
First up is Team Ayano, then Enno, Sakiguchi, Yazawa and Yokoyama.
Huh? Why aren't Honchi here?
Honchi was supposed to be here!
Next up is Team Hamaguchi. Hamaguchi, Morita, Kawamura, Sakai and Kikuchi are in second place!
Don't underestimate us!
We'll crush you!
Listen up! We're just old women!
We'll ride you!
Let's decide who goes first with rock-paper- scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors, please!
Rock-paper-scissors!
The team that loses will become demons!
Rock-paper-scissors, please!
First up is Team Ayano. Ayano will tell us what they did.
Are you ready?
Can you explain it one more time?
You know what Daruma-san did, right?
Yes, I know.
But you're basically doing the same thing.
Yes, I know.
No, no, no!
Huh? You're in a different area!
I know, I know.
You're in the same area, right?
I know, I know.
Let's get started!
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san got excited!
Ehe!
She's happy about it.
She's very happy about it.
How about you, Morita-san?
I did it!
Wasn't it jazz dance?
No, I did it!
You did it, didn't you, Kawamura-san?
I did it, too.
That means you're very energetic.
Sakai-san did a difficult pose at first.
Should we wait a little longer?
Please go ahead.
Hey, what are you doing?
What's that?
I'm getting excited about it.
What made you do that?
Like this...
You're getting excited about it, right?
Yes!
I know, I know!
Yeah!
Let's get started!
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san got even more excited!
She got a treasure!
She said "even more"...
She did everything she could.
Su-chan, you didn't lose anything, did you?
No, I jumped up.
You jumped up, didn't you?
Yes!
How about you, Kawamura-san?
What's that?
I got more excited about it.
You're getting excited about it!
Yes!
How about you, Sakai-san?
I got even more excited about it than I thought.
Sakai-san, you get excited about it like that, right?
Yes!
Hey, you!
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I got three times more excited about it than I thought.
You got three times more excited about it than you thought.
I'd like to know what two times is like.
It's about twice as much.
It's about twice as much, right?
I see.
How about you, Aruto-san?
Are you okay with this?
I'm afraid of Kikuchi-san's white eyes.
Let's do our best not to make her happy.
That's right.
Okay, for now...
Let's see what Daruma-san has done!
Daruma-san has fallen asleep!
That's good.
Hamamatsu-san's posture is good.
Like she's in the living room.
She's relaxing.
Okay, Morita-san.
Are you okay with that?
Yes, I fell asleep.
Where did you fall asleep?
In the tatami room.
In the tatami room?
Yes.
Well, you're lying on your bed.
Okay, Kamura-san.
I always fall asleep like this.
I fall asleep while lying down.
What's with you?
It's like you're holding a pillow.
Basically, Kamura-san, you're breathing like a bug.
Okay, here too.
Okay, Sakai-san.
Yes, I'm lying down.
It's like you're lying down.
In the grassland.
In the grassland?
It's a field, right?
I'm not dead.
Sorry, I'm not dead.
Oh, you're sleeping.
You're sleeping, so don't wake me up.
Okay, safe!
Wow!
That's funny.
It's safe!
That's enough!
It's okay!
Okay!
Yes!
Okay...
Oh, it's already halfway there.
Let's go!
What did Daruma-san do?!
Daruma-san became a cow!
Cow?!
Now, let's see which of you is a cow!
Oh, it's Tomari-san! She's wearing a round helmet!
Liar!
You're lying!
You're the biggest liar!
What is it?!
You're the biggest liar!
You're the easiest one to fool!
You're the biggest liar!
But, but, look! Look!
She's making two rings!
You're making two rings!
So that you can go today!
Earrings!
So that you can go today!
Earrings!
So that you can go today!
When will you stop doing that?!
Kiguchi-san, do you like this one?
The one that made you excited earlier?
For the right one...
I'm always like this in the dark hallway...
Who are you talking to in the dark?!
I'm always like this...
As you can see, it's a cow, right?
Yes, it's new.
It's new?!
It's new, right?
Yes.
What's that, Su-chan?
It's also a new cow.
It's a new cow.
The moment it tries to run away...
In the end, it becomes a two-speed high school.
Su-chan is wrong!
It's four-speed.
But it's standing.
It's this way, right?
It's this way.
It's this way, right?
Now, this is...
It's the moment it eats the prey.
It eats it with its hands, right?
No, no! It gets on it and eats it like this, right?
Like a prey bucket?
Yes, like a bucket.
Like a prey bucket?
Yes, like a bucket.
It eats it like this, right?
It won't, right?
It ate it!
No way!
It's getting bigger and bigger.
This is bad.
What is it?
You two are embarrassing me.
Embarrassing!
Hurry up and say it!
You're saying you're wearing it with an 18-year- old!
This is bad!
You're wearing it with an 18-year-old!
This is bad!
It's twice your age!
This is bad!
Let's take it to the amusement park!
It's not funny anymore.
Is it okay, Arizo-san?
Let's go!
Daruma-san has arrived!
Daruma-san is glaring!
Again? Oh, it came out.
Hamamatsu-san, that's...
I'm watching you with glaring eyes.
It's not like I'm nose-watering.
Oh, it came out?
Oh, I'm nose-watering.
I'm nose-watering.
I'm nose-watering, too.
Oh, it came out.
I'm nose-watering.
This show is 10% likely to air nose-watering.
It came out last time, too.
When I'm excited, it comes out.
When I'm excited, nose-watering comes out.
This is an idol show.
It's an idol show!
Don't forget!
Everyone, cover your ears!
Sorry, I said something dirty.
Gamura-san, what's going on?
It's a shooting star.
A shooting star is shooting diagonally from 45 degrees.
You're a shooting star?
Yes, yes, that's right.
I'm nose-watering.
Don't you have a pattern?
No, I'm nose-watering and looking at Arino-san.
Arino-san, your eyes are nose-watering, but...
We're getting closer!
We're getting closer! Let's go!
What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san stepped on Hamazuchi's shoes!
Kikuchi-san cleared it with a touch!
And Kawamura-san... Oh, you stepped on it. But Hamazuchi-san didn't step on it.
I didn't step on anything.
I stepped on it.
Since you didn't step on it, you're out!
Damn it!
That was a good question.
You can do it! You can do it!
Kamura-san stepped on it!
You're almost there, Hamazuchi-san... No, you're almost there, Arino-san!
Let's go!
Daruma-san...
You can move around in this safety zone.
Oh, you're right!
Let's go! What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san fell!
She fell!
That was close! One more time!
That was close!
She fell at the last second!
That's why you have to fall for this one, Kamura- san.
You're being lazy again today.
That's right.
Kamura-san, be careful. You're a girl, after all.
You're being lazy again!
You can't wear that!
You're being lazy again!
You can't wear that!
These are your own socks, aren't they?
I wore them today!
I wore them today and they're still warm!
They're warm!
They're functional!
They're fashionable!
As an answer, you're out!
You're out!
You can open your legs, but you can't wear weird socks.
Okay, it's a draw!
Let's see what you did in this situation!
Let's see what you did in this situation, Daruma- san!
Daruma-san glared at Shono-san!
Let's see what you did in this situation, Daruma- san!
Daruma-san glared at Shono-san!
Let's see what you did in this situation, Daruma- san!
Kamuro-san, you cleared it, but you lost a lot of things!
So, the person who cleared it is...
Kizuchi-san and Kamuro-san!
You two get 2 points!
Now, let's switch coaches!
Let's do it!
If you can catch it, you win!
Now, let's see what you did in this situation, Daruma-san!
Let's see what you did in this situation, Daruma- san!
Daruma-san made the cutest face!
There's a table here, there's juice here, you drink a straw and...
Mm, delicious!
Ah, well, you're cute. You're cute, so you're safe.
Ah, Endo-san, you're done.
Ah, I see.
Cute, cute.
When you say 'cute', you mean this, right?
Now, Takebu-san is out!
What?! Why?!
Why?! Isn't he really cute?
Yay! Out!
Why?! You're terrible!
Yes, please go over there.
Isn't he terrible?!
Why?! You're terrible!
Ah! I'm really mad!
She's trying to stop you.
Now, what are you doing?
Ah, I'm making a cute face.
Huh?
A cute face.
You're making a cute face?
I'm making a cute face.
Is that so?
Ah, you cut your hair, right?
Ah, don't look at me like that!
It's a big failure, right?
Ah, well, let's just say you're safe.
Yes.
Ah, Yokoyama-san.
This is a sample, right?
Yes, yes.
Yes, so...
This or Arino-san is a sample.
The men's room is over there.
Yes, so...
Safe!
Wait a minute!
Wasn't that weird?
What?
Wasn't that weird?
No, as soon as the title came out,
it was already decided that you'd be out.
Why?! Isn't it impossible?!
It's impossible!
Even though he was really cute?
Now, now, now...
Safe!
I did it.
Well, it's a complete failure, right?
Now, let's go see what Daruma-san did!
Daruma-san made an even cuter face!
Arino-san!
Arino-san, you haven't changed at all!
What are you doing?
Your expression has changed a little!
Rather, you just have more wrinkles!
This is Arino-san's even cuter face!
At the cafe, right?
At the cafe, yes!
What do you say after drinking this juice?
Mm, it's good!
It's good!
Like Yuka!
Yuka-san won't get mad at you!
Now, Endo-san!
Ah, that's good!
Takeru-san, out!
Takeru-san, what is it?
Takeru-san, out!
And also, Yazawa-san, out!
What are you doing?!
I'm pulling Serina's chin and making her look up!
Serina's "seri" came out with her teeth sticking out!
Isn't it cute?
Well, it's fine!
Takeru-san and Yazawa-san, out!
Okay, Yokoyama-san, out!
Now, let's go see what Daruma-san did!
Daruma-san became the head of the party at 2 hours and 50 minutes!
Amazing!
Ah, that's good!
That's good!
Endo-san is amazing!
Like a role model!
Yazawa-san...
And also...
And also, Yazawa-san and Yokoyama-san...
For some reason, they're wearing the same thing!
This is from Komadechi, right?
Yes, Komadechi.
Like, "ton, ton, ton!"
Okay, all three of you, out!
Now, let's go see what Daruma-san did!
What did Daruma-san do?!
Daruma-san became Indy of Joy!
No, no, no!
No, no!
No, no, no!
No, no!
It's an M-M-M letter conference...
Since it's an M-shaped meeting...
Worked hard!
Yes!
I didn't expect Maipol to make an M-shaped meeting.
You know the fun of this game, don't you?
So, this is what happened.
This is what happened.
I-Izotsu is not in the poll, is she?
She's not in it?
Oh, well, we had this problem, too.
Well, then...
Now, let's go!
What did Daruma-san do?!
Daruma-san beat Shono-san!
We did it!
Now, Arino-san has cleared the poll.
If Maipol can't clear the poll, Hamaguchi-san will win.
Now, this is the last one.
Now, let's announce it here!
Yes, sorry.
On Fuji TV 739, we will broadcast "Takeyutaka TV" from 9 p.m. on January 29th, Thursday,
so you won't miss "Takeyutaka TV" that you can't miss for the spring G-1 war!
Now, it's the last one!
Do your best!
Let's go!
What did Daruma-san do?!
Daruma-san became an indie!
Became an indie!
No!
Now, let's end the day with this pose of Maipol!
Let's end it!
Now, today's guests were these two!
Thank you for coming!
Now, Maipol, please say something in that outfit!
Where?
Thank you!
Okay, ready, set...
Let's do it one more time.
Okay, let's go.
Arino-san, what kind of position is that?
It's like you're being caught.
Okay, let's go. What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san glared at Shono-san!
That's scary!
That's scary.
Eno-san, why are you angry?
You're making fun of me.
I'm not making fun of you!
That's too much.
Okay, let's go. What did Daruma-san do?
Daruma-san became a bug!
So...
What should we do?
Okay, so...
This match is a draw!
I'll come back!
Okay, so...
Today...
Thank you!
How was it today?
I hope this will stay in the history of idol groups.
That's good!
There are some poses that will stay in history.
Please do this segment regularly.
This was our first time doing this segment.
The match was a draw, but Endo-san won by himself.
It was like a pilot episode.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Good job, you two!
Good job!