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"Sweets". Do you know what "sweets" is?
I know it, but I don't know what it means.
"Sweets" is just my interpretation of it.
"Sweets" refers to the "kyan kyan" generation, the current "ol" generation.
The "ol" generation called sweets "sweets".
The word "sweets" has become popular now.
That's why it's "sweets".
Go for it, girl!
Maybe we're making fun of you.
Go for it, girl!
Sweets
My bride is burning during her training.
My trial is unknown.
I'll grab you and propose at the end.
Before it starts...
Dancing Dolls! Dancing Dolls! Dancing Dolls!
I'll go with you.
Everybody get up! Say yeah!
Sweets
Everybody get up! Say yeah!
Sweets
One, two, three, go now!
Sweets
My bride is burning during her training.
My trial is unknown.
I'll grab you and propose at the end.
Before it starts...
Everybody get up! Say yeah!
Sweets
"I won't lose, I won't lose, I'll get it all!" "Yeah!"
"To burn, I aim for the top of the world" "Wherever I go, I'll light on"
The stronger the enemy, the more stars will come out
Badgin' up! Badgin' up! Badgin' up! I'm going with you
Don't give up, if you fight, I'm sure your wish will come true
That's why I want to get stronger
The results of my training, I'll release them now
I'll wash my head and wait for you, my beloved you!
With all my might, I'll go and meet you
"To burn, I aim for the top of the world" "Wherever I go, I'll light on"
The stronger the enemy, the more stars will come out
Badgin' up! Badgin' up! Badgin' up! I'm going with you
I love you! I love you!
To the faraway road
Everybody get up! Say yeah!
Badgin' up! Badgin' up! Badgin' up! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Everybody get up! Say yeah!
One! Two! Three! Go now!
[Idol TV]
"I'm Idol News" idol specialist Masumetsu here!
"I'm Idol TV" announcer Saito Maito.
Thank you for having me.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers,
and wanting their dreams to come true.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers,
and we introduce you to this program starting at 26:40 on Thursday night.
It's called IDOLING!
[Idol TV]
Let me introduce you first.
Today's theme is 'The day after tomorrow is a force live.'
Oh, I didn't know that.
That's fast.
Tell me about your enthusiasm first, Eno-san!
Hi, I'm Eno-san, a fan of IDOLING.
My enthusiasm for force lives
is a little tight for me personally.
Is it?
Yes.
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
Hi, I'm Takiguchi Mira, a fan of IDOLING.
My enthusiasm for force lives
is to do my best for now.
Hi, I'm Mata Erika, a fan of IDOLING.
My enthusiasm for force lives
is the first time I feel like I'm about to collapse,
so I'll do my best not to collapse!
Do your best!
Hi, I'm Yokoyama Rurika, a fan of IDOLING.
My enthusiasm for force lives
is to do my best!
Do your best!
Hi, I'm Morita Suzuka, a fan of IDOLING.
My enthusiasm for force lives
is to do my best!
Do your best!
Hi, I'm Kawamura Yui, a fan of IDOLING.
My enthusiasm for force lives
is to sing and dance and have a lot of fun!
Let's have fun!
Hi, I'm Hitomi Sakai, a fan of IDOLING.
My enthusiasm for force lives
is to show you a perfect stage for now!
Hi, IDOLING!
Hi, IDOLING! I'm Asumi Nao.
My enthusiasm for FORCE LIVE is...
I'll do my best with a big smile!
A big smile! A big smile!
Hi, IDOLING! I'm Miyake Hitomi.
My enthusiasm for FORCE LIVE is...
not only dancing, but also singing!
I'll do my best to sing with a loud voice!
Let's do our best!
That's all for today!
Let's have some fun!
IDOLING's first swimsuit DVD, GRAVIIDOL's "Do It Like A DVD" Mustang will be released on February 4th!
Today's project is...
It's been a while, but it's back!
It's the "Gokko" series!
It's been a while, but it's back!
In order for IDOLING in the future...
Yes!
...to appear in as many famous programs as possible...
That's right!
...we're going to practice "gokko" now!
Yes!
We're not going to steal it, are we?
Hey! Nao-san!
We're not stealing it!
We're just "gokko"!
"Gokko" has some originality!
But "gokko" doesn't have originality!
It's just "gokko"!
But was it your first time doing it?
Yes, it was my first time.
When I was in first grade, we did "nepleague gokko" and "hexagon gokko".
Anyway, it's been a while since we did "gokko" series.
Let me announce it!
Here it is!
Yes!
"Gokigenyo gokko"!
Look at this! It's real!
It's heavy!
It's real! It's heavier than I thought.
It's heavy, isn't it?
I'm going to take a picture of this later!
This is amazing!
So, this time it's Fuji TV's "Gokigenyo gokko", which is the face of the day.
We're going to do "dice posting" with you all.
Let's do it!
You all know "gokigenyo", right?
Of course!
It's our 18th year this year.
In addition to "Zenshin Pandemi", this is our 25th year doing "dice posting".
Amazon-san, isn't "dice posting" really bad?
Saito-san!
There's no "dice posting"!
We're going to do "dice posting" as it is.
The only difference is that the host will be a little sloppy.
What?
The host will be a little sloppy.
Besides, this idol group also has a real "gokigenyo" camo producer.
That's right.
It's that person over there, right?
He seems to be in a bad mood.
No, no, no.
Let's ask him.
Um...
Even though it's "gokigenyo gokko", is it okay for me to do it?
For now, I'll let you know about the show.
Kamo-san!
Huh? Huh?
Kamo-san!
I'm sorry!
Um...
I'm sorry!
To be precise, you're a knight!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Let's do it!
Okay, since we're here, let's do it!
Let's do it!
I'd like to say that the MC for this prank is...
I'm the one who decided it!
Are you okay?
Of course I'm okay!
Speaking of the MC for this prank...
That's right!
So, before the producer is here, if we work hard and get results here, we might be able to get into Korozo's position.
Here?
It might not look like it, but we might be able to get out of there and do something.
Okay, let's get started!
Today's "How are you?" is a talk show with three groups of guests.
Yes!
Since it's an idol show today, all nine idol members are here.
What should we do?
Shouldn't we do it with all nine of us?
Is it okay?
If it's just the three of us, there's nothing we can do about it.
We've put in six people's insurance.
That's right!
If you think it's too much, let's change it up.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Okay, let's get started!
We just got an offer.
Hello, everyone!
Welcome to "How are you?", I'm your host, Masuto!
Thank you!
Today we're doing "How are you?", but...
Today, we're borrowing this dice with the help of our producer!
Now, let me introduce today's guests!
Today's guests are all idols!
Really!
I always watch you, you're really cute!
This is fun!
Now, let's look at today's last song!
Here it is!
"Pitiful Story", "Oh, I did it", "Unforgettable Story", "Occasion", "Malbaru", "Panic", "Fun", "Short Story"!
I'd like you all to talk about it!
First of all...
Can I join you in this talk?
Can I? Yay!
Let's all enjoy this feeling!
That's right! I'm happy!
Now, let's see...
What is this feeling of everyone being arrogant?
This is all real!
Now, first of all, Endo-san!
Yes!
Let's...
Hit...
The dice!
Now, please roll it up!
"Panic" is fun!
In reverse, "Funny Story"!
"Funny Story"!
Amazing!
I'm watching you over there.
What do you think about "panibana"?
"Panibana"?
Let me tell you about my family.
You don't have many, do you?
I have a happy family.
I have a grandmother and a grandfather.
I was crouching in front of the TV in my low-rise jeep.
I could see my butt hole.
Low-rise jeep is like that.
If you're a girl, you know what I'm talking about.
My grandmother came and said, "Mai-chan, Mai- chan."
I can see your butt hole.
I couldn't see it.
I thought it was too much.
It's a little higher.
It's like that.
It's a little higher.
If you have a butt hole, it's not that high.
It's like that.
I see.
The story has changed a little.
I was going to eat.
I have a bed and a study desk in my room.
I have a flat desk like this.
All desks are flat.
I don't have a dining table like this in my room.
I was wondering what to do.
I had a bowl.
You had a bowl?
I had a bowl and I was going to eat.
I was crouching and eating.
My father came and said, "You're not polite."
You're not polite.
You're impolite.
I was angry.
Come here.
I was called to the next room.
Eat this.
I was told.
This was a cardboard box.
It's changed.
I see.
You grew up in that family.
Yes.
Thank you.
Well, then...
Well, it's not the last song, but...
Yes!
Well, then, please roll it!
Yes! "Kabutta Panikutta Hanashii"
In short, "Panibana"!
"Panibana"!
It seems like Ms. Tajimi will sing the same song again.
I'm sorry.
Yes! "Panikutta Hanashii"
"Panikutta Hanashii"!
You're always panicking, aren't you?
Well, that's right, but...
When I was in elementary school, I was really good at it.
It's been a while since you said "good at it", hasn't it?
It's like "darabel" for me.
I was really good at it, and...
You know, there are schools in elementary school.
And there's Nishimon.
My house was near Nishimon's house.
Was it near Nishimon's house?
Your house was near Nishimon's school, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Nishimon was a classroom.
But Nishimon was closed all the time.
South gate was the way to school.
Basically, west gate was the way for students to go out of school.
But south gate was the way for students to go out of school.
It was a good place for students to go out of school.
But Nishimon was closed all the time.
So teachers didn't like Nishimon.
But Nishimon talked a lot in class.
And Nishimon had good grades in elementary school.
Is it a lie?
No, it's not.
So Nishimon didn't like Nishimon.
I don't know.
But in class, we always have music class.
In that class, we talked about how to make Mr. Takiguchi quiet.
It became a problem in class.
That kind of class was held.
How can we make Mr. Takiguchi quiet?
We asked teachers about it.
Let's think about it together, Mr. Takiguchi.
And teachers gave us papers for writing.
And we wrote about how to make Mr. Takiguchi quiet.
It's like an environmental problem.
And we closed it and put it back together.
And we had that music class about three times.
That many times?
You didn't fix it in one time?
No, we didn't.
And we put those papers in the classroom.
Episode one, episode two, episode three.
And we panicked.
In total.
We panicked in that period.
It's funny.
Let's make a magazine about idol groups.
That's right.
Next, we have seniors.
Now, Tonoka-san...
Ah, Tonoka-san, I'm sorry!
There's no story without a goal!
What?!
Yes!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
Oh!
Yes!
A story we can't forget!
In short, "wasubana"!
"Wasubana"!
This feels so good!
It does, doesn't it?
I'm so excited!
A story we can't forget!
It's not a story without a goal, you know!
I know, I know!
There's something I absolutely can't forget!
There's something I absolutely have to do!
When you're in a battle or in a hot spring, what do you do when you're in the bathtub?
What do you do?
When you're in the bathtub, do you put your feet in it?
No, I just put my feet in it.
Do you put your back in the tile?
No, I just put my back in it.
That's not good for me!
Huh?
It's okay for me normally, but I don't like putting my feet in the bathtub or in the hot spring for some reason.
But normally, unless you're a goemon or something like that, you put your feet in it, right?
Normally, it's okay for me, right?
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what's wrong with me,
but when I was little, I didn't like it.
So even if you go in, you don't know what you should do.
But you have to go in the bathtub, right?
So even if you go in, you're like, "What should I do?"
And you have to make sure you don't put your feet in it either.
You're like floating for a while.
Yeah, and you can't put your butt in it, and you can't touch the tile either.
I have that rule in me, so I always do it like this.
But it's impossible, right?
So as a safety measure, you can only put your toes in it like this.
So you go in like this.
I have that habit.
So even if you clear the bathtub with your toes, you don't know what you should do when you go out.
Put your feet in it!
That's right, but you go out of the bathtub and you don't know what you should do.
You don't put your feet in the tile.
So you can't go back!
You can't go back?
You put your feet in the tile and you're up here.
You can go out.
Why can you go out?
You can go out, but you can't go back.
So you don't know what you should do.
You can't go back.
But you make it go up, so you go like this.
I'm really weird like you.
You're weird.
But you wash it once, right? You go in the bathtub and you wash it again.
You wash it, so you think it's fine and you go back to where you washed it.
After you wash it, you don't know what you should do again.
Put your feet in it!
There's a place you can go to the bathroom.
You go around the mat.
Yes, that distance.
That distance is no good anymore.
So you don't know what you should do.
Where's no good? The back of your feet?
You don't want to step on it?
If you can do it, you want to fly.
You want to fly. You want to fly in the sky.
It's no good.
You work hard and you think it's cold and you go.
What do you think is waiting for you there?
What is it?
It's a mat for your feet.
It's for wiping your feet.
But that's no good.
You don't want to step on it.
If you step on the mat, you go like this.
You go like this.
What is it?
You go like this.
Yes.
But I want to go home soon.
That's right!
Don't come straight to me!
But you can't go on a trip.
My grandmother leaves me at home.
I want to go home soon.
Wait! Wait!
It's long.
It was funny.
But we still have a long way to go.
Let's continue with "on demand".
Now, Yokoyama-san, please play the drums!
Yes. Oh, it's rolling down.
Yes!
In short, it's pathetic!
It's pathetic!
Yes. In short, it's pathetic.
It's pathetic.
Well, my pathetic story is about when I was with Su-chan.
Oh.
We had a lot of luggage.
You know, there are two handbags in a bag, right?
Handbags?
Handbags, I mean...
Oh, you mean where you hold it?
You know, there are two handbags in a bag.
Yes, we had two handbags in a bag.
So we carried it like a randoseru and carried it like a mokko-mokko.
We were pushing it like we were at home.
We had too much luggage.
So we couldn't get on the train ticket machine.
It was so embarrassing.
So we got off the train ticket machine and got on the bus.
Bus? What do you mean?
Without getting on the train ticket machine?
We couldn't get on the train ticket machine.
You couldn't get in, so you got on the bus.
Yes, it was embarrassing to get on the train ticket machine with this luggage.
So we got off the train ticket machine and got on the bus.
If you were a passenger on the bus, you wouldn't be embarrassed.
That's right.
Why?
So when we got on the bus, the exit of the bus was surprisingly narrow.
The bus is narrow.
We couldn't get in.
So we got on the bus first and waited for others.
Oh, for other passengers.
I got on the bus later because I didn't want to get on the train ticket machine.
So we got on the bus first and waited for others.
We couldn't get our wallets because we had a lot of wallets.
So we got on the bus.
The bus was called "PASMO".
"PASMO", "PASMO", "PASMO".
"PASMO" was also good.
But my "PASMO" only had 37 yen in it.
So we couldn't get in.
And Su-chan...
You didn't have any rights.
That's right.
But Su-chan already had 4 or 5 thousand yen in it.
Excuse me, can you do it for me?
And I did it and it was over.
But my "PASMO" only had 37 yen in it.
So many people on the bus got mad at me.
You noticed it there.
I noticed it there.
And it's weird that only 37 yen is left in it.
It's weird. 7 yen isn't that much.
So I thought there must have been a mistake in withdrawing money somewhere.
No, no, it's not a mistake.
It's something you charge for.
Is that so?
So I couldn't use my "PASMO" there.
"PASMO"... Huh?
I couldn't use my "PASMO" there.
"PASMO", right?
"PASMO"...
I couldn't use it.
So I asked Su-chan for a wallet.
Oh, like this.
Su-chan's luggage was pretty small.
And you already had no money in it.
It was bad.
And I was glad that I put all of my luggage in the chair.
But customers looked at me with white eyes.
Of course they did.
So I had no choice but to get on the last stop.
And I had to get on the train again.
It's not like...
In the end you had to get on the train.
I had to get on it.
So I had no choice but to take a taxi.
The two of us.
But you can't go that far.
It's expensive.
So we went to about two stations.
And we had to get on the train again.
How annoying!
There's nothing more pathetic than "yattsu".
Okay, let's wrap it up here.
At the end of the year, "Fujiteribi 739" will broadcast the match between figure skaters and skaters.
"All Japan Medalist on Ice 2000" will be broadcast. Don't miss it!
Yes, that's right. Today, we're more excited than we expected, so we'll continue this on-demand broadcast.
By the way, for your information, we broadcast on Fujiteribi 8 Channel from Monday to Friday from 1 p.m. to 8 p.m. every week.
Everyone, please watch it!
Thank goodness!
Please watch it again next time!
Okay!
Okay, let's talk about the first part. Do you have anything to say now?
Oh, and we got on the train again.
Oh, you have something to say!
Yes, we do!
And we were supposed to get on the train and go to the last stop.
And we got on the wrong train.
And we ended up getting off at the same station as the taxi we got in.
What?!
It's really pathetic, isn't it?
Pathetic?
Yes!
It's not pathetic, it's just pitiful.
It's true!
It's totally understandable, isn't it?
What was that 710 yen?
You know, these two shouldn't be acting together just like that, right?
That's right.
We need one more person like a guardian or something like that.
Yes, and with that, please watch the next part on- demand!
And with that, we say goodbye!
Goodbye!
And with that, we end this episode of "Talking about Momoka-san"!
Goodbye!
Right...
Yes...
It's interesting, isn't it?
Y-you're right!
I see...
This is surprisingly heavy, isn't it?
It's heavy!
Right...
Then, shall we go?
Change of clothes!
Yes!
Then, change of clothes!
With that, Su-chan...
Yes!
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's heavy!
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's heavy!
As expected of Su-chan, you've overcome it!
What is it?
Wow!
Yes!
"Nasakenai Hanashi"! (Pitiful Story)
Yes!
Um... "Nasakenai Hanashi" is...
Um... two years ago...
It's about two years ago, but...
Um... I...
Today...
What is it?
I haven't spoken yet!
Um...
Why did you say "two years ago" once?
Please say it a little more openly...
Make it more obvious!
No! It's two years ago!
It's two years ago, but...
Um... I was still in Kyoto at the time...
That's right!
I was still in Kyoto at the time...
Since Kyoto is a barren area...
My house is also in a mountainous area...
Sometimes it's crowded, isn't it?
That's right!
So... Um... If this is a house...
Departures and stations are lower...
So you have to go down a hill...
It's a pretty steep place...
Yes!
So...
Even in the summer, I used to go down a hill on my bicycle.
I thought it felt good.
The wind, right?
Yes, I thought the wind was blowing.
There was a little girl in front of me.
I thought she was cute and kept looking at her.
The little girl kept looking at me.
I wondered why she was looking at me.
I thought I should do something.
The little girl was expecting something from you, right?
Yes, I wondered what it was.
So I let go of her hand while riding my bicycle.
That's dangerous!
She was a little girl and I was in middle school at the time.
I thought I could do something like this when I was in middle school.
So...
Don't copy her!
But...
She wasn't riding a bicycle, she was a little girl.
So I let go of her hand while riding my bicycle.
She was looking at me with no expression.
She wasn't happy at all.
I thought I should do something.
I thought I should show her that I can do more.
So I let go of her both legs.
That's dangerous!
I let go of her both legs and...
The hill continues as it is.
So as I was descending...
I fell down.
That's right!
I fell down and my chin slid back.
And the little girl ran away.
That's dangerous!
But I thought I shouldn't do something like this to her.
Because it became a song!
After that, like a tragedy...
I thought I shouldn't do it anymore.
You caused a tragedy yourself.
I thought I shouldn't do it anymore.
A man who was passing by gave me a ride home.
That's kind of you.
It's a shameful story like that.
Be careful not to copy her.
Yes!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
After Su-chan...
Yes, "kikkake" is short for "kikmaru"
- Kikmaru! - Kikmaru!
- That's great - Wow
- Yes - Wow, I hate it after Su-chan
- Yes - The hurdle is getting higher and higher
- No, you're fine too - No, no, no, no, no, no
- You're fine too - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- Well, my little sister came to Tokyo the other day - Yes
- How old is she? - She's two years younger than me
- Oh - And she's in second year of high school
- Second year of high school - She came to play and saw the rainbow bridge and such scenery
She said, "Oh, it's beautiful" and played
- And on my way back, I got on the train - Oh
And the train didn't go all the way to Mainto
- But it was a bit crowded with shoulders colliding - Oh, it was pretty crowded
- And I was getting on the train - Yes
- And somehow, my shoulders hit mine - More than you thought?
- Yes - Yes
- I wondered who it was and how unbalanced this person was - Yes
- And I turned around - Yes
- And somehow, like this... How do you say it? - Necklace, right?
- The sound, right? - Yes
- And somehow, like this... I was dancing lightly - What? You were dancing?
- No! - A-are you dancing as usual?
- A-are you dancing as usual?
- My shoulders collided - Your shoulders collided?
- They collided - Isn't it because you're dancing?
- No! - Isn't it because you're dancing?
- Wait a minute! - Stop dancing!
- Then you won't hit - No, there were still people like me
- There were people like you - And I was dancing lightly
- I thought "what is this person doing?" - Yes
- I thought "what is this person dancing in the middle of a crowded train?" - Yes, yes
- I thought "well, I'll just leave it like this" - Yes
- And I was still dancing like this - Yes
- And now, somehow, my shoulders hit mine - Yes
- And I turned around - Yes
- And now, somehow, I raised my arms and started dancing - Wow!
- Really! - God!
- No! - Yes!
- You should lower your arms - No!
- Yes - The person next to you
- The person next to you, right? - Yes, the person next to me
- I don't know if you were with your friends or not, but you were trying to look cool like this - Yes
- I thought "what is this person doing?" - What is it?
- I really didn't like it anymore - You didn't like it?
- So I was riding my bike - You didn't like it?
- And now, somehow, I was riding my bike, dancing, and my shoulders hit mine
- And I made a loud noise - Wow!
- And I was like "what is this?" and I heard an announcement on the train
- An announcement with a loud noise - Wow!
- I thought "oh, this person finally did it" - Wow!
- She's been doing it for a while now - And I got a little angry
- I thought "what is this person doing in public?" - Yes, that's not good
- I thought "oh, really" and even though she was trying to fix it, she was still trying to look cool and was stepping on two steps
- She was trying to fix it while stepping on two steps - I thought "where does she want to look cool?"
- I thought "wow", and when I looked at it, my sister was laughing
- "hey, wait a minute" - Yes
- It's not something to laugh about - It's not something to laugh about
- I said "this is public property" and she said "Tokyo, you're strong"
- It's not that you're strong in Tokyo, it's for the Tokyo area - It's not Tokyo
- People misunderstand Tokyo - It's true
- She said "please stop" - She said "you shouldn't dance"
- She said "no" - Yes, it's like that
- Well, it's Sekiya!
- Okay, over here! - Okay!
- Okay, let's go! - Okay!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Jump, jump, jump! - Ah!
- Oh, you're rolling! - Oh!
- Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Okay!
- "Unforgettable story", in short, is... - It's "unforgettable story", isn't it?
- It's "unforgettable story". - It's funny, isn't it? - You've been doing this for a while, right? - Yes. - Let's keep it short, shall we? - Yes.
- I... - Yes. - It's a story from my high school years that I can't forget, - Yes, yes.
There's a story I can't forget.
There was a classmate in high school who was a boy.
He was good at using computers and machines.
He made a lot of machines.
He invented a lot of things.
He invented a lot of things?
Um, it's like...
Um, we go to school by bike, until we go to school.
And on the bike, there's like...
A charger, like a generator?
Charger? Generator?
Charging your phone.
You can charge your phone on your own.
So you charge your phone with the power of riding a bike?
That's amazing!
And you can listen to music.
You can listen to music while charging your iPod.
That's amazing!
So it was amazing, and everyone called me "Edison- kun".
That's easy to understand!
Everyone called me "Edison-kun".
And I saw Edison-kun riding his bike a lot.
But one day, he stopped riding his bike.
And everyone was like, "What's wrong with Edison- kun?"
And he stopped riding his bike.
And in the winter, around Christmas season...
Edison-kun started riding his bike for the first time in a while.
And we were like, "Wow! It's been a while!"
But he wasn't that popular, so we stopped riding our bikes.
Edison-kun...
So we finished school, and we were riding our bikes.
And since it's winter, it gets dark during school.
And when we go home, we have to turn on the lights.
And we have to turn on the traffic lights.
And we got caught by the teacher.
And we were talking and writing.
And we saw a really bright lamp in front of us.
And we were like, "What's that?"
And Edison-kun put all kinds of lights on his bike!
And he was writing "shikka-shikka-shikka-shikka."
And everyone was so excited!
And we were like, "Edison-kun was designing that!"
And we were so excited and we were walking back.
And then Edison-kun stopped riding for a second.
And the teacher told us not to turn on the traffic lights.
It's okay if you don't put it on.
But I was curious about it recently.
I asked my friend what Edison is doing now.
I'm curious about it.
Edison's house is a lumberjack's house.
I asked Edison when he got into electrical work.
He said he was a lumberjack's teacher under his father.
It's not related at all.
If you say he is a scientist, I think he is an inventor.
I thought he was an eternal Edison.
But he passed away.
He is a boy with a lot of memories.
He is a talented man.
Yes, he is.
Let's change your clothes.
Here she is.
What is it?
Oh, you are rolling.
Here you are.
Don't forget to say it!
Translate it!
- Don't forget! - We have to shorten the wire we used earlier.
- Let's shorten it more and more. - Yes!
- Yes. - Please. - Is there anything you can't forget? - Something you can't forget...
- Well, my manager is pretty strict with jokes. - Strict with jokes? - Yes.
- Ah, does he say a lot of jokes? - That's right. - Yes.
- And he says funny things every day. - A lot of unique things. - Yes.
- Does Asahi-san say that? - That's right.
- And when we're done with rehearsals and work, we call him, right? - Yes.
- We call him and tell him we're done. - Yes, we tell him we're done.
- And we say, "Hello, Hagiwara-san, thank you for your hard work." - Yes.
- And then my manager says, "Yes, I'm Kimura Takuya." - That's a tough joke, isn't it?
- And... - That's tough, isn't it?
- And we don't know how to respond. - We don't know, right?
- It's scary when you get angry. - It's scary, isn't it?
- We don't know what to say, so we say, "Ah, thank you for your hard work." - Well, that happens.
- "Thank you for your hard work." - If you're older, you can say, "What are you talking about?"
- But you can't say it. - You have to laugh it off.
- And... - You have to let it slip.
- And, well, in a good mood... In a good mood, you say it hard.
- "Ah, thank you for your hard work." - "Ah, thank you for your hard work."
- "Yes, I'm Kimura Takuya." "I'm Kimura Takuya," you say it like that...
- You really try to think yourself as Kimura Takuya. - That's right.
- And you still say, "Ah, haha..."
- You let it slip. - You make a middle school student laugh it off.
- You let it slip. - And we had some work the next day, too.
- And I called you again. I said, "Ah, thank you for your hard work," and you said, "Yes, I'm Kusonagi Tsuyoshi," and you said the next thing.
- That's the second time you said it. - I thought you were tired!
Of course you can't do that.
You can't do that.
I'm not stupid.
Your face is funny.
I'm sorry.
So, he's like that.
It's hard to joke about emails.
Oh, emails.
Yes.
He talks about anything.
If it's with a manager, it's only about work.
It's normal.
Yes.
I have work tomorrow.
Please take care of me tomorrow.
By the way, I'm massaging my feet now.
Feet? It's hands.
Well...
So...
Feet?
Wait!
I was worried about you.
A little more.
What's wrong?
What did you say?
I was wondering what you wanted.
Isn't it hands?
I didn't say that.
I said "yes!"
I didn't say anything.
I said "yes!"
You said it casually.
But...
He said something.
What did you say?
I don't know.
Feet?
Are you massaging her feet?
It's fun.
Massaging her feet is fun.
I don't know.
She's persistent.
I don't know how to deal with it.
I'm going to ask you.
Su-chan!
I'm worried about it.
What do you think we should do?
I think we should leave it alone.
Leave it alone.
You can't help it.
Let's go to the stadium.
Let's do it.
It's heavy.
She's coming.
I can't forget this story! On the contrary, I can't forget it!
On the contrary, I'll omit "without".
I've been bumping into you.
It's a story I can't forget.
My sister and I went there.
One of them is Nicosia, so we're in middle school.
We're very close.
We were studying at a table where we ate together.
There was a 500ml bottle of water there.
My sister drank it.
But it was my water.
It was definitely my water.
You prepared it for Inari-san to drink!
I bought it at school.
I asked her why she was drinking it.
She said, "Because it's firewood."
You're close, right?
We're close.
But I can't allow her to take my food.
Your drinks!
She can't take your food or drinks.
I said, "Because it's firewood."
My sister said, "No, it's mine."
I said, "No, it's mine."
We became lovers.
My sister said, "It's fine. I'll give it to you."
She praised you.
She said, "Why do you have to give it to me?"
I said, "Because it's mine."
My sister got angry and threw a plastic bottle at me.
She threw it at me and hit me hard.
I thought, "Why do I have to get hit?"
My dad has been telling me this and that.
If you get hit, you have to do it back.
Is that how you do it?
If you get hit, you have to do it back.
I see. "If you get hit, you have to do it back."
I shouldn't do it, but my dad told me to do it.
So I threw the bottle at my sister.
I said, "It's mine!"
I threw it and bled a lot.
I said, "It's fine."
I closed the door and took a bath.
It's fine.
I took a bath and sank.
When I took a bath, I realized something.
What is it?
Convenience stores often put stickers instead of bags.
They put stickers.
I thought, "What?"
I didn't buy it at the convenience store that day.
I bought it at the vending machine.
I never put a sticker on it.
You were sure it was your sister's.
I said, "It's mine!"
You said it and threw it.
I put it in the bath.
I took the first bath.
How many baths did you take?
I thought I had done it.
It's too late.
It's embarrassing.
I didn't want to apologize.
It's mine.
You didn't apologize!
I'm scared.
I didn't apologize.
I still can't forget it.
That's right. You have to apologize for that.
That's how she is.
Is she like this in the dressing room?
She's more open to us.
She's cute when we're recording.
She's always open.
She might throw something at us.
Okay.
Let's change seats.
Oh, I did it!
In other words...
It's hard to do...
Saito-san's "ah, I did it" appears about a hundred times, doesn't it?
No, I really have a lot of them!
You do?
Because the other day...
I also have about twenty of them.
No, really! But, wait a minute...
Um, you know, because the other day...
Um...
When I arrived at the site and took off my coat, I didn't wear a skirt.
But, but!
I thought I did "ah, I did it" more, but...
There's more?
There's more!
What?!
Um...
This is really a recent story, but...
I had a friend from Kansai at the same time as me...
Right?
So, at the end of the year...
Um...
I was working at a company and he said, "You're coming to Tokyo, aren't you?"
And...
The company... Huh? It's a big company, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm at work right now!
I'm at a hotel that's closed right now, so... Come on over!
He said that and...
I got on the cradle and...
I went to see him with excitement.
And...
Oh, right! I have to ask for the room number at the hotel!
And...
I was already on the train, so...
I asked him by email...
"Um, where is it?" and he said, "Room No. 7."
And I came in.
So...
Ah! A hotel that's closed... Is it here?
I thought and...
I went up and went in front of the room...
And the door was open!
And...
Oh, you're so kind!
He let me out of the door and opened the door for me!
And then...
I heard an excited voice.
An excited voice?
You're alone, aren't you?
No, I didn't know that...
But I heard that he came here because of his company...
So...
I thought he might be related to the company...
But I said "excuse me" and went in...
But my friends weren't there.
Ah!
No one you know?
They weren't there.
So I thought, "Maybe it's the bathroom?"
Your friends who are related to the company went there?
So I was drinking...
You know?
People in tight suits...
Hey!
Ah!
She's from Kansai...
And she likes jokes!
I see.
So...
I was in a hurry and I thought I'd lose...
You thought you'd lose?
I thought I'd win.
I said "Hello, hello, hello!" and said "Can I have a drink?" to everyone in the suit.
I drank beer and did all sorts of things.
I said "Oh, Aso-san is here, and also Akimoto Junko is here!"
And then... "Huh? There's no sign of him."
I thought I was good at hiding...
It's hard not to show up!
But I'm probably drinking with someone who's like a senior to me...
Isn't it rude to call someone you've just met?
So I said "Come out already!" in the mail.
I've been waiting for you!
It's been a while, right?
I put it in and they said "What are you saying? Come out already!"
Hey, hey!
There's only one charge left!
I got so irritated, "Just come out already!"
And then they said "Come out already! I've been waiting for you for over an hour!"
Because you're drinking, right?
Yeah!
I thought it was weird, so I apologized to them and called them.
"Hey, he's here," I said.
Come on, I've been waiting for more than an hour.
"Where are you?" I asked, and I said the hotel name.
And it was the hotel next door.
Who?! Who?! Who?!
I don't know!
Who?! Who?! Who?!
Who?!
I didn't know!
What did you write?
Excuse me!
And then, in the audience...
We didn't ask you to do it, but you did.
I did it.
I'm scared!
That's amazing.
I was surprised.
We can't do that.
No way...
I see.
Next!
Maruno-san's...
Oh, Maruno-san!
Next, Sekigae!
Wow, she's running!
This is crazy!
What will come of this?
Ah, I said it.
Say it backwards!
Ah!
Now, Masuo-san, will you say it?
I didn't say it like Saito-san!
Come over here!
Ah, that's right!
Um...
Well, I'm a pretty plain guy...
So, of course, episodes like that are plain...
But recently, I moved!
And, well, it's not that big of a place, but it's a new place.
Well, it's a new area.
And, you know, in front of the bathroom, there's a faucet button, right?
Oh, wow, I didn't have one back then, so I was like, "Wow, you have one of these!"
And I was really happy to use it, but when I thought about it...
There's this thing you put a towel on top of the faucet, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
I didn't realize it until I put a towel on it, but when you put a towel on it, it hides with a towel.
I was like, "Whoa, that's a design flaw!"
It's not often that I live in a new area. This is my second time living in a new area, but it was worse before.
The place I lived in before was a unit bus.
There's a bath and a toilet in a unit bus.
There's a sink in the middle.
There's a sink and a faucet that you can use.
You can put things in the bath or in the sink.
I didn't know I put this in the bath, but if you put it in the toilet, it hits the edge of the sink.
Whoa, that's a design flaw!
That's what I've always been told.
When I moved in, I always had a small TV.
I'm sure you all know about it.
I wanted to buy a digital TV, so I bought one.
It was about 30 or 32 inches.
It was a revolutionary TV for me.
I spent about 110,000 yen on it.
I spent a lot of money on it.
I thought it was amazing and I bought a good one.
I watched TV at home.
I did TV shopping in the middle of the night.
I bought a little bigger one than mine.
It was about 50 inches.
I thought it was big and I thought it was good.
There are more and more people who buy TVs these days.
When you buy a good TV, sometimes you spend more than 100,000 yen on it.
I said, "It happens a lot, doesn't it?"
What? I bought a 32-inch one for 110,000 yen.
Wait, what's going on?
But TV shopping is very expensive.
Wait, wait.
I also bought a 50-inch TV with a dedicated speaker and a TV stand.
Oh.
That's 10,000 yen for a TV alone.
That's not all.
I also bought a Blu-ray recorder.
I'm shaking!
The price is 330,000 yen!
I'm so glad!
I was about to say "I did it!"
How was it, everyone?
It was a lot of fun!
You all had a lot of things.
What should we do next, Tonoka-san?
To put it simply...
Let's go with "I'll boil you down."
I'm so glad!
That's all for today!
Goodbye!