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Hii-chan, what did you eat for breakfast today?
For breakfast, it's miso soup.
What's in miso soup?
Nameko and daikon.
Nameko and daikon?
We eat bananas and natto for breakfast.
Bananas and natto don't go together at all, do they?
They don't go together, but they're good for your health.
When you're eating natto while you're idling,
don't come any closer than two meters in radius.
Two meters in radius? Isn't it from there to here?
Natto is really bad for you.
When you ate natto with Yui-chan the other day, you were really angry, weren't you?
No, I can't forgive you!
Is it because I'm still a child?
I know I can't love you with all my heart,
but don't make fun of me
because I'm your little sister or whatever you call me.
But goodbye.
We always wait in line in front of the bar.
We hold hands on the street in the park.
I'm in trouble.
All of my spoiled Spanish
turns into memories.
How many days will it take for me to smile again?
I don't want to forget you,
who I loved with all my heart.
I have to forget you.
In the middle of Shibuya where you're staying
Lovers don't get sad
I put my finger on the memory card in my pocket
Unmovable courage, please embrace me gently
No matter who sees me, I look pitiful
I'll definitely become a beautiful person
So I can say "thank you" to you
"IDOL UNIT-"kyunkyun-idoling" CD release anniversary press conference!
Thank you for coming to the press conference for the release of "kyunkyun-idoling" CD.
"kyunkyun-idoling" members will appear soon, but today is only a press conference for the release of "kyunkyun-idoling" CD.
We do not accept any questions related to "kyunkyun- idoling" or questions related to members' private life.
Please understand in advance.
Thank you for waiting. "kyunkyun-idoling" members will appear.
Welcome to "kyunkyun-idoling" press conference!
Let me introduce you.
From your left, No. 6 Erika Tonoka.
From your right, No. 7 Erika Yazawa.
From your left, No. 12 Yui Kawamura.
From your right, No. 15 Asuka.
From your left, No. 13 Asahi Nao.
These four girls formed KyunKyun Idling.
On the 7th of this month, they released their single "Beta Na Hitsuren - Shibuya Ni Furu Yuki" with Bambam Idling.
We would be happy if you could ask questions about the new song.
First of all, are there any questions?
Yes, yes, yes!
Okay, then.
I'm Michelle Mickey, No. 18 Idling.
I have a question for KyunKyun Idling.
What have you been doing recently?
I'd like to know about that.
Let's start with Tonoka-san.
It's when Ichigo Kato Sayaka-san was desperately making a snowman.
That's right, that's right.
It's really touching, isn't it?
It's very touching, isn't it?
Of course it is!
It makes you feel sorry for her.
Go ahead, Yazawa-san.
For me, No. 4 Maria Eto made a mistake when she said the name of a luxury brand.
For example?
For example, what mistake did you make?
It was a cosmetics brand called Bobby Brown.
No, it wasn't Bobby Brown.
It was Bobby Orgo-san.
For me, No. 12 Kamura Yui made a mistake when she said that water was sold for 50 yen at a supermarket.
Lastly, Asahi-san.
Yes, No. 15 Asahi Nago.
For me, it's when Umeko was making tamagochi.
Is there anyone else who has a question?
I don't know what you usually say, but if you can speak standard Japanese, go ahead.
She's the only one. She's the only one.
I'm 14-year-old idol, Yui Sakai.
I heard that "kyunkyun" is a song that sings the feelings of girls in high school.
How does Yui Kawamura, who is not in high school anymore, sing it?
I see. I'd like to know that. Could you explain it for us?
Oh, me?
According to the theory, she's in her 30s.
You have children, too?! You have children, too?!
I'm a mother of a large family.
As for that matter... As for that matter, I'll have the agency pass it on to you.
Will you pass it on to me?
As for your age...
As for my age...
Do you have to hide it? Can you not announce it?
Your age is 19 years old, and that's correct.
Oh, I'm 19 years old.
Oh, you're 19 years old.
Is that correct?
That's correct.
How many family members do you have?
I'm the eldest daughter.
How old are your children?
Your family is...
How old is the person next to you, Yazawa-san, if you were a human?
Is he 18 years old?
He's 18 years old.
Is 18 years old okay for you?
Thank you very much.
Is that okay?
Thank you very much.
Now, the next person who has a question is...
Oh, well...
You look like you're in your early 20s, but you're always angry.
Go ahead.
I have a question for everyone in Kinkyoon Idling.
Who is the least nervous of you guys?
That's a good question.
It's Umeko! It's Umeko!
Please tell us more about it.
Let's start with Tonoka-san.
As I said earlier, I'm Umeko, and I'm in my early 20s.
When I'm recording, if I sing too much with all my heart, I can sound like I'm in my 30s.
She's been angry with me many times.
Are you wearing a kappogi?
It's my impression.
It's not a kappogi.
It's my impression.
It's a very cute impression.
And I...
I don't have one.
When I'm recording, I do sound like I'm in my 30s.
She's been angry with me many times.
I was born when I was 19, so I'm fine.
The next question is...
Stand up, it's you.
Excuse me, I'm not sure if this is the right way to put it...
6th grader Erika Tonoka is known for being a "foreigner".
And just because she can speak English, people tend to come up to her.
Is that true?
Because she's so cute!
The other day, Erika Tonoka made Michelle do her English homework.
Isn't that bad? Isn't that bad?
You like English so much, why don't you do it yourself?
It's not because I can't do it.
It's not because you can't do it.
That's not studying.
But Michelle did it for me.
She did it all for me.
I told the teacher, "I did it!", and it was fine like that.
There wasn't a problem.
Is that okay?
If you get used to it, you can speak it.
If you get used to it?
What about Michelle?
What about Michelle's feelings?
I don't know about Michelle's feelings.
Let's move on to the next question.
Glasses.
It's simple.
I'm Maria Etomaria, and I'm an idling young woman.
At 15 o'clock in the morning, Hinao said to me while laughing, "You're in the frame now!".
Don't you think that's rude?
I'm sorry.
I always treat Etto-san like my partner.
She treats you like a partner. I see.
We hang out in various places and we've been getting along well lately.
Recently, people have been telling me, "Asahi, you're annoying!".
Hasn't Etto-san been calling you "annoying" lately?
What do you mean "annoying"?
Who's been calling you "annoying"?
Well, Ichigo-no-kata and...
Oh, Ichigo-no-kata also said it.
"Annoying" or something like that.
Something like "annoying".
But Etto-san does her best and wants everyone to be cheerful and happy.
That's annoying, isn't it?
That's annoying!
So, that's annoying, right?
I see.
Horror, right?
Horror.
Etto-horror is a little...
But Etto-san does her best and wants everyone to be cheerful and happy.
When Etto-san talks, it's like a school band.
She's serious.
Let's continue.
Okama-like voice and appearance, please.
Okay, I'm Fukuchami, number 16.
Etto...
I have a question for Asahi Nao-san, number 15.
Asahi-san, you've been making fun of people lately.
You've been looking at me from above.
Lately, I've been...
I've been being called "fatty", "fatty", "fatty" for a long time.
I've lost some weight lately.
Then, Asahi-san came up to me and touched my chin.
You should lose some weight and change your appearance.
She said that.
What?!
She said that?!
She's amazing!
She's so calm.
Everyone, please listen to her.
Can you tell us more about it?
What do you think about it?
Well...
I'm...
I'm excited.
You're not excited.
I'm sorry.
You're not excited.
I'm not excited.
I'm not excited, but...
Why did I say that?
Because you're thinking about it, right?
I'm not thinking about it!
I got excited and I was going to talk to you, but I just said it.
You're not thinking about it?
Do you think you're thinking about it?
Well...
I don't know how to say it.
So you think you're thinking about it?
Of course!
But when I was shooting the PV, I was wearing an underwear.
Really?!
So you want me to eat it?
Of course it's a joke!
Can you say it in Chinese?
I'm human.
Eto-san said a lot of things.
If you say it like that, it might be like that.
So you're happy it's not bad?
Yes! I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Let's move on.
Serious Yellow.
Yes, I'm Idling No. 11 Morita.
I have a question for No. 15 Asahi Nao-san.
No. 11 Suzuka Morita's fashion is sometimes bad, but where is it bad specifically?
The whole thing.
The whole thing? From where to where?
Where do you think it's bad?
The bag.
Why?
Sometimes it's right, but sometimes it's not.
What kind of bag is it?
If it's a bohemian style, you'd wear a brown bag, right?
But you're wearing a cute bag.
That's not good.
So you wear a bag after you decide on your fashion?
You can tell by looking in the mirror.
I'm not making fun of you right now!
What are you trying to say?
For example...
Morita-san, what should you wear when you're all yellow?
What kind of bag should you wear?
A black backpack.
Is that okay?
A black backpack goes with anything.
I see.
Is that okay?
Is it okay for me to ask you a question?
Moving on...
Gorilla.
Excuse me!
Luigi-san, please go ahead.
I have a question for No. 7 Yazawa-san.
Yazawa-san, you said that you're from Todoroki. Is that true?
You're from Todoroki?
You said you live in Todoroki.
Todoroki?
There's a place called Totoriki in Megurock.
She said Totoriki by mistake. Is that true?
You're from Todoroki?
Yes.
I see.
I'm from a rural area, but I'm also from a rural area.
When I asked where she lived, she said "Ah, Totoriki!"
When I answered, she said "That's actually Todoroki."
I misheard her.
You're from Yoyogi.
Do you have it with you now?
No, I don't have it with me now.
It's a microphone.
I see.
Are you okay with it?
The next question is...
For those of you who have been standing for a long time...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll stand from now on.
Oh, you're big.
Yes, well...
I have a question for Mr. Kamura.
Yes.
It may be a little extra trouble for you, but...
Yes.
Everyone calls you by the nickname "Umeko".
It's like "koume da you".
I don't know if it's really okay with that nickname.
That's right.
Oh, about the nickname?
Yes, it's like "koume da you".
Oh, do you know what "umeko" is?
"Umeko" is "ume" because you like "ume".
It's "umeko"'s real identity.
Identity?
Yes, identity.
It's not an origin, it's an identity, isn't it?
Yes.
You're a superhero, aren't you?
Superhero?
What kind of superhero are you?
Do you know "kuen san" from "umeboshi"?
It has "kuen san", doesn't it?
Do you know it has "kuen san" in it?
What happens when you eat "kuen san"?
I'll be fine.
You'll be fine, won't you?
Yes.
What happens when you're fine?
What will happen?
I think being fine will be your goal.
I'll get 100 points in a test.
100 points in a test?!
I'm a superhero, aren't I?
Does that mean you're qualified?
That's right.
"umeko" can do anything.
Why are you called "umeko"?
Because I'm a superhero.
She's a little angry.
Why is she angry?
She's a little angry.
Is it okay for me to say "kuen san" is good?
Is "kuen san" also used for home cooking?
Do you always wear "kappogi" when you cook?
Everyone, please ask questions about "kenken idling".
How long do I have to wear "kappogi"?
What should I do?
How long do you have to wear "kappogi"?
Everyone, please ask questions about "kenken idling".
Next...
"poniponi"... "pinipini"?
Oh, "punipuni".
"punipuni"?
Thank you.
"punipuni".
My name is Serina and I'm 13 years old.
I have a question for Asahi Naon who is 15 years old.
As a model, Asahi-san...
Can you do a pose for "kenken idling"?
You want me to do it, right?
You want me to do it in front of you, right?
Please do it.
There, there.
Do your best.
It's like watching a commercial.
Now, now, now!
I hate it!
Who is doing it in detail?
No matter what, there is a limit.
Yazano-san, can you fold the frying pan here?
As a demonstration...
I will do it like this.
Yazano-san, please do a pose for rescue.
I will end the meeting for the first time in the history of "KyunKyun IDOL-ing" CD.
Lastly, members...
Oh, sorry. Yazano-san is here.
Can you say a word for four of you?
"KyunKyun IDOL-ing" is a good ballad, so please listen to it.
Although we are not members who can do "KyunKyun IDOL- ing" very well,
we worked hard and worked hard together, so I hope many people will watch it.
The costumes are not kappogi, but bohemian.
We sing in a cute way, so please listen to it.
We are kidding, but we are singing seriously, so please listen to it.
Everyone, "KyunKyun IDOL-ing" "Betana Hitsuden" "Shibuya ni Furuyuki"
Please listen to it.
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Oh, it's not our force!
Yeah!
Oh, no! Oh, Yokoyama-san!
Yokoyama-san, Yokoyama-san!
Yokoyama-san!
What are you doing?
What is this?
Basketball request!
Yeah!
Please! Please!
Yokoyama-san!
Come here!
No!
Come!
She is crying!
She is crying...
She is crying!
Why!
What are you doing?
Why? Why are you laughing?
Laughing makes me cry.
You're not laughing.
Laughing too much makes me cry.
You're surprised.
Are you okay?
Please, fans!
What is it?
We've been laughing too much for a short time.
Even though Mokoyama-san hasn't finished yet,
Kikuchi-san came out and...
Are you okay? There are only 2 minutes and 30 seconds left.
What?
Let's start.
Today's theme is...
Idol training for one month.
The purpose is...
The number of participants is 2180.
The number of participants has increased!
Thank you!
Let's start with the first one!
Yes!
Tonoka-san!
Yes, I'm Tonoka Erika, 6th member of IDOLiNG.
Thank you for participating in the 3rd year in a row!
Let's start!
IDOLiNG has increased by one month and its goal is...
Building up stamina for the Dome Tournament!
Wow!
But we say "Dome" but we're already waiting for "Nakano" right?
Yes, we're waiting for "Nakano".
So we shouldn't say "Dome"
In this state...
In this "bokeboke" state...
Do you think you can do it?
It's impossible, right?
Um, could you say something about it?
"Boke" means "cover up", "cover up", "cover up" right?
Yes, so we'd like to build up our teamwork.
Yes!
Let's start with Tonoka-san!
Thank you!
Now...
Let's see...
Yokoyama-san!
Yes, IDOLiNG 9th member Yokoyama Rurika.
Thank you for participating in the 3rd year in a row!
IDOLiNG is having a month-long training camp.
The goal is...
The staff's whimsy!
Oh!
Um, this is...
Mori-san's personal hobby...
He keeps playing "V" all the time...
And sells about 100 DVDs...
That's his goal.
But you know...
Mori-san...
You also have a "dome" part, right?
That's true.
When everyone told me it was gross...
I told you it wasn't even "manzara".
Ah, both of you...
An-san is holding both of them.
Okay, then...
Announcement!
Starting this Sunday evening at 6pm...
RAINWORLD TOUR IN TOKYO...
RAINS COMING 06/07 will be broadcasted!
Please don't miss it!
Okay, then...
Today...
Asahi-san!
Okay, then...
Face the camera...
Since you're here...
Hold back your tears...
And do your best!
Okay, then...
Please!
Asahi is here!
Goodbye!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
- That's amazing. - That's amazing, Abai.
I really cry a lot. Why?
- Why? - I don't know.
- But it's the first time I've seen Asahi cry like that. - No, no!
- She's not crying, is she? - No.
- Then she's really crying when she's laughing. - She's crying.
- She's always laughing too hard and crying a lot. - Yeah, like...
I heard this before, but...
The reason why she cries so easily is because of her grandmother's age.
- Does it mean her kidney is weak? - Kidney?
Ah, I see.
It's because her tears dry up quickly.
Are you her grandmother?
Yay!
- That makes me happy! - She's the youngest member of IDOLiNG.
- I'm sorry. - Can we move on?
- Yes! - Okay, let's move on.
- Ah, that's right, Yokoyama-san. - Yes.
- We'll give you a Yokoyama-san sticker. - Thank you!
- Okay, next up is Kawamura-san! - Yes!
I'm IDOLiNG'12 Kawamura Yui!
My fan name is "Blue Bakarizumu" in the night sky. Thank you for joining me!
Okay, let's move on.
The purpose of IDOLiNG'12 is...
To make you understand me when I'm clumsy!
- Yay! - What does that mean?
Um, this is...
My fans really know me well.
- They know my delicate side too. - She didn't say "delicate" at all.
She said "clumsy".
That's why I said "clumsy".
I see. For example, what part of me are you clumsy at?
It's also true that I can't ask you for your cell phone's email address, but...
Even if you asked me, I wouldn't send you an email. I'd just delete it.
The other day, I got a call from someone who taught me something. It was Umeko's mother.
I got a call too!
So...
In this person's house, there's only one cell phone in their family.
That's right.
It's rare, isn't it?
That's right, that's right.
Well, well, please forget about the phone matter.
Let's pretend there wasn't a phone matter.
And...
That's right, I'm like that.
I can't fly a flying box because I'm clumsy.
I put my hand first, right? A flying box.
It goes from my feet.
You don't know the order anymore, do you?
I don't know.
Before I run, before I start running, I think "Alright! I'm going to fly with my hands first!", but...
While I'm running, I don't know what's going on, right?
When I run fast, it comes out of my feet, I put my hand in last, and it collides with my face.
What?!
Please know that I'm clumsy like this!
What kind of box is that for you?!
It's a flying box, right?
It's a fan service.
I see.
Thank you very much!
You probably won't have a chance to fly a flying box, right?
Yes.
Well, I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Thank you very much!
Now, next up...
Maipuru!
Yes! In front of IDOLiNG fans, I received a fan name "Please tell me". Thank you very much!
"Please tell me"!
Alright, let's go.
IDOLiNG's one-month intensive training camp's purpose is...
Making a living of 10,000 yen per month and reducing the production budget of the show.
I see. It's a bad situation now, so you have to cut more and more, right?
That's right. The effects are already showing up in close proximity.
Um... I'm recycling this.
- Ah, you're right! - Yes. - You're right!
I see.
- And if you write it like this, it's behind the scenes. - I see.
- I see. Let's cut more and more from somewhere, right? - Yes.
Cut from somewhere...
If it's like that, you can make a living of 600 yen per month, right?
- I can't do it! - I see.
- It depends on food. - Ah, I see! It depends on food! - Why?
- I see. It depends on food the most. - I know!
- It depends on food, but... - It depends on "Daimajin" from "Kimengumi".
- What is that? - "Daimajin"?
- There's a very cute girl called "Daimajin".
- Oh, she's cute! - She's cute, isn't she?
- I'm sorry for calling you cute. - She's called "Daimajin".
Yes. Now, from the audience...
Let's say, "Real!"
I'll remember it!
- Yes. Then, we'll give you a "Myple" sticker. - Yes, thank you!
- Now, next up is Miyake-san! - Yes!
- "IDOLiNG17"... Ah, did I make a mistake? - No, you didn't.
- Ah, then Miyake-san of "IDOLING17"... - Yes!
- How is it? - We got it from "fannemtest". Thank you very much!
"IDOLiNG"'s month-long training camp, its purpose is...
Dance and sing in order to learn how to sleep.
I see, you like sleeping.
I got this idea from "fannest".
Actually, I'm doing it now.
I'm doing it now.
So, when I'm sleepy and go to sleep during class...
Actually, you shouldn't do it.
Then, in my dream, I see myself dancing.
Image training?
Then, I do it again.
But you look like a bad sleeper.
Don't you do it? Do you do it while you're sleeping?
No, we don't!
We can't!
We want to sleep while we're sleeping.
"We want to sleep while we're sleeping" sounds stupid.
You're already sleeping.
It's too sweet.
I see.
You do your best in dancing and singing, right?
I do it, but...
Before we go to rehearsal, we all go to sleep and learn.
I see.
Other than dancing...
But you can't sleep at school, right?
You can't sleep at school, you can sleep at home, right?
That's right.
At home.
I'll give you a good applause.
Thank you!
Then, Asahi-san!
Yes! I'm Asunao, and I'm an idol.
I'm a fan.
My fan name is Akeome Kotoyama-san.
Thank you!
Then, let's go!
What is the purpose of an idol training camp for one month?
We all have to do a pose!
That's good!
Let's think about it!
That's amazing!
Let's think about it now!
Can we think about it now?
That's good!
About two people.
Two people? That's good!
First, Michael-san.
What is it?
You want Michael-san, don't you?
I do!
Can we do it?
Is it okay?
That's right.
That's good!
This time I imagined a bird.
That's good!
It's annoying.
Okay, Michael.
It's annoying.
This is the point.
Make your legs look longer.
That makes it look longer.
I'm just kidding.
Michael, why don't you do it yourself?
You're making fun of me.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
What do you think?
I'm not making fun of you.
Next! Another one!
It's Yazawa-san.
What did you imagine?
Thank you!
This time I imagined roundness.
It's not an object anymore.
It's an overall image.
This time I'm going to sit down.
Oh, you're going to sit down.
Is your costume okay?
Today's costume is difficult.
Then let's just do the top.
But you're wearing a brief anyway, right?
That's not it!
It's a panty!
Pumpkin is good, isn't it?
Oh, but it's cute.
Oh, it's cute. How about you, Asahi-san?
Is it cute?
You can do it in the future, can't you?
Can you add "loveberry" to it?
Shouldn't you say something about it?
What?
Shouldn't you say something about it?
So, Asahi-san, what will you do about it?
I'll throw it away.
Hey!
That's not it! That's not it!
Asahi-san...
That's not it!
But just now...
She made fun of me!
That's not it!
She made fun of me!
Asahi-san, you made fun of about six of your members today.
She made fun of me!
Just for today.
It's a joke. It's a joke.
It's a joke, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Okay, I'll give you Asahi-san's answer.
Oh!
Yes!
Next...
Yes!
Yazawa-san!
Yes!
I got my fan name "Seriously Living" from Yazawa- san!
Thank you very much!
Okay, let's move on.
What is your goal of strengthening your idol group for one month?
We're having a meeting with our staff about a new project!
You're bringing up new things as well, right?
There's one thing I'd like to do with Yazawa-san.
You often hear about training camps, right?
Yes.
For idol groups, you can get a driver's license or something beyond 18 years of age.
Ah, I see, I see, I see!
But there's only two girls who actually have one, Umeko-san and...
Ah, you have one!
Of course! And Sokatti-san as well.
I have an 18-year-old as well.
I think you're often given a national license...
That's true!
Did I give you one?
The government acknowledges me!
It's not like you have a small license or something!
It's not like that! I have one!
Really?
It says here that I was born in the year of Heisei.
It's not fake, is it?
It's not! It's real!
Ah, I see.
Like that...
There's a lot of people who haven't gotten one yet...
Yes, yes, yes...
Um...
It's okay if it's real, so...
I'd like to do something like that...
I see...
Who has a license to get one now?
Yes!
Ah, I see...
Didn't you have one this time?
I don't have one this time...
Ah, I see! Three months ago...
Three months before your birthday...
Ah, I see, I see, I see...
You can do it! You can do it!
The other members as well...
Like Kato-san...
Kato-san also has a big one, doesn't he?
He does!
He has one, doesn't he?
He has a big one and can drive a forklift, doesn't he?
I think he has about four of them...
That's amazing!
I'd like to do something like that...
Ah, that might be good...
That's good!
You just want to use it and get a license, don't you?
It's for that reason...
Yes!