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Fight!
It's the end of the year.
It's white.
It's about time...
We've been talking about this since "Bokeo".
It's about time...
What?
I apologize...
I want to make up with you.
Can I say one last thing?
What?
When I woke up this morning,
my toner was open on its own...
What?!
It was on the bathroom.
It's you, isn't it?
No!
I didn't do it!
No, it's definitely you!
I swear to God, I didn't do it!
I've never lied to you, right?
No, you haven't!
No!
Why are you so strong-willed?
It's you, isn't it?
I woke up in the middle of the night and forgot about it and left it there.
I think it's just a story that came out of nowhere.
You always say "make up with me" on programs and stuff...
But you haven't made up with me at all!
I made up with you!
I went to Shibuya and bought 160 Krispy Kreme donuts for you.
I didn't just go to Shibuya, I went to all of the train stations...
Why did you go to all of them?
No, I didn't go to all of them.
You used up all of them!
I didn't use them, right?
And you bought Krispy Kreme donuts for me on your blog and you were happy about it,
but I didn't eat them.
No!
What did you use them for?
No!
I forgot about it for three days and I forgot about it...
It's burning, bride-to-be hunting
It's a cruel trial road (be careful)
Catch it, the last one is a proposal
(come on, come on)
So let's get started
Fagino, fagino, fagino
I'm going with you
Everybody up! Say! Yeah! Yeah!
One! Two! Three! Go now!
Strong, tough, vocal, the strongest
Women, polishing, big faces
It's a hell of a bride-to-be training
If you get shot, you'll be chosen
I won't cry, I won't lose, I'll get you
It's burning, we're going to the top
Over there, over the mountains, right on (be gentle)
If the enemy is strong, let's be strong (more and more)
The snow is falling
(more and more)
I'm going with you
Don't give up, if you fight, I'm sure your wish will come true
That's why I want to be strong so far
The results of training, release now!
I'll wash my neck and wait for you, my beloved!
I'll do my best with you
Really!
Newcomers, rush in!
I'm going to meet you there!
Let me meet you!
I'm burning up, bride and groom!
Ah!
I love you so much!
Please, let's make it now!
Come on, come on!
I can't stand it anymore!
Vagina, vagina, vagina!
I love you, I love you!
Far away, on a spring road
Everybody, get up! Say "yeah"!
Yeah!
Honeymoon training, one, two, three!
Everybody, get up! Say "yeah"!
Yeah!
One, two, three, go now!
Idling!
Let's get started! I'm MC and vocalist of Idling! I'm Masuda! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you! I'm Nara Shunten! Nice to meet you!
This show is for Idling girls who are growing up in a new environment as Idling girls.
Yes! And Idling Earth Class One Hour Special Buying Special will air from 12/21 at 2:40 am!
Let me introduce you! This is Idling!
Nice to meet you!
Today is Christmas Eve!
Christmas Eve!
The last regular show of Idling this year!
Let's do our best!
Idling 5th Anniversary 2008!
5th Anniversary!
Since it's 5th Anniversary, let's do it like a party!
Are you wearing orange clothes?
Yes!
It's a peach tree fizz.
There are some empty seats in the back.
Actually, this year's Idling's 5th Anniversary is...
For those who helped us this year...
That person and even that person will come!
Guests?
Guests will come!
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm looking forward to it too!
For those guests...
We've prepared seats for you.
Since it's 5th Anniversary, let's have fun!
First, cheers!
Kato-san!
Yes!
To end the year...
Oh, is it okay?
Kato-san, please say cheers!
Is it okay?
Kato-san is the only one...
I'm sorry!
Kato-san is the only one wearing orange fizz.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for wearing orange fizz.
Everyone, will you stand up?
Kato-san should stand up.
Only me?
Well...
In 2008...
Yes!
The Idling's 5th Anniversary was able to shine...
Thanks to all of you and all of our fans and viewers...
Thank you!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes!
So...
For next year...
Let's have fun until the end!
Cheers!
That was fun!
Sayane, you're a drinker!
No, I'm a juice!
Juice?
Juice!
So, this year has passed in a blink of an eye.
Yeah!
Yazawa-san, what did you think of this year?
This year? I've been busy, thank you!
Being busy is a good thing!
Thank you for everything!
Ponchi-san!
Yes!
How was this year for you?
Um...
There were a lot of things going on in the show...
This year...
I feel like I've grown up, in many ways.
Is that all?
Ponchi-san, you've been pretty busy this year, haven't you?
I can't believe you're going to spend the rest of your life like that.
That's right!
That's rude of you, viewers!
To do something like that!
Right?
Now, let's get started!
IDOLiNG
Let's get excited, everyone!
IDOLiNG
Yes, yes, yes!
We'll do it!
We'll do it again this year!
We will!
This year, "IDOLiNG" wasn't as exciting as it was in 2008!
Ponchi!
Out of "IDOLiNG" which aired for a year this year,
we'll nominate a scene where we tried our best, but it wasn't exciting at all!
Yes!
As we award this year's last episode of "IDOLiNG",
we'll try not to do that again next year!
We did it before, too!
First-generation viewers remember, right?
Yes!
First-generation viewers!
In short, we tried to hurt people and make them laugh!
Now, Ponchi!
You know it now, don't you?
You won the Grand Prix, didn't you?
It wasn't exciting at all!
Wow!
I didn't see it!
It wasn't exciting at all!
It was amazing!
What do you think?
I'm jealous!
By the way, how exciting was Ponchi's last Grand Prix work?
It was really exciting!
Let's see the comments now!
Here they are!
What do you think of your performance?
You stood up.
How do you feel?
You are great!
You are so excited!
I didn't know you could laugh like that!
You are so excited!
She added "mulchi" (multiple)
She added "multiple"
You are so cute!
You stood up again.
What will you do next?
Freezer!
You are so funny, "multiple"!
I hate this face!
You are so cute!
You are so great!
multiple
Come back!
multiple
Come back!
You stood up again.
I think you lost your life.
I feel better.
By the way, you didn't get nominated.
"multiple" didn't get nominated, either.
Let's see the nominees!
Here is the first one!
Thank you for your support!
"multiple" is my favorite song.
Please listen to it!
"multiple" is my favorite song.
You're here, that's all I need
This is terrible!
Entry No. 1 was Honchi-san, who failed to sing in a live performance and made everyone around her panic.
As expected of Honchi-san!
This year, too, it's the style of a king.
You've released a wonderful work.
It's the only song I can shine in.
I forgot to shine.
Honchi, why didn't you sing at the time?
I saw a bird.
A bird? You're lying!
However, this is just her saying.
Let's look at the next one.
The next one is this!
An idol group member, together, will challenge various levels and trials.
It's their first collaborative work.
I can't hit the "et" note.
Why?!
This is bad!
Try standing up and practice.
I can't stand up!
Idiot!
Oh my god! Seriously! What should I do?
Concentrate! Concentrate!
Shut up!
Stop it! Really, stop it!
I've never said anything like this before!
Entry No. 2 was an eto-kaamura pair who didn't cooperate at all even though it was a joint work.
I'm sorry!
It's decided! An idol summer youkai character contest!
It's exciting!
This corner itself is exciting!
What? I heard something!
It's exciting!
Who is it?
It's exciting!
Who is it?
It's exciting!
Who is it?
It's exciting!
Who is it?
It's exciting!
Youkai glasses washing.
Youkai who keeps washing their own glasses at night.
When humans approach, youkai force you to wear glasses that you think will look good on you, but youkai's sense of humor is subtle and annoying.
Entry No. 3 was an eto-san who was a youkai but as usual.
This is quite a scene, isn't it?
I remember, I remember.
Megane Arai is another name for youkai, youkai morisage.
Morisage!
And also, today I... Huh, eto-chan?
She's not here.
Huh?!
That's right!
Huh?!
That's right!
Where?
Where?!
She came to liven up.
Huh?!
Huh?
Wow, sober!
And she's a washerwoman now.
She sure is.
She's sober now.
Hey, hey!
She's like...
She's like an older sister now!
What's wrong?!
Um...
Ahhh!
That... That grandmaster...
Sirakawa-san who has been that grandmaster is also injured now.
Eto-chan!
That's not it!
You lost twice in a row this time.
Wait a minute!
At first, I wasn't excited like this...
I didn't ask for an award!
Ah, you didn't ask for it!
Why didn't you say it?
Eh, no... It's like...
I'm the most shiny character of the year...
No, no, no!
You're not shiny! You're not shiny!
You're just foggy!
Youkai glasses washing is...
Even though it's an award you didn't get excited about, why do you have to say the same thing over and over again?
Eto-chan, you're here as a guest this time, right?
Yes!
Congratulations on winning!
Thank you!
Eto-chan, what's with you today? Are you matching it with the color of your tatami?
No!
Right?
Now, let's move on!
Shall we look at the next nomination?
The next nomination is...
This one!
3...2...1...
That person!
After 4 months of silence,
has been nominated!
This is the person! Please come out!
Let me introduce you! She's the one who's good at picking up girls, Taisuke Souka!
You're pretty, so you shouldn't pick up girls.
Can you say it again?
The first word.
You're pretty, so you shouldn't pick up girls.
Say it again!
You're pretty, so you shouldn't pick up girls.
What did you say?
You're pretty, so you shouldn't pick up girls.
Pretty?
That's right! Let's go!
It's hot, isn't it?
Even if you cool it down, your hair won't look good.
I'm a good speaker of Japanese.
Let's study Japanese!
You don't speak English!
You don't speak English?
My friend got eaten by a shark.
I have to go help him.
Your friend?
My friend got eaten by a shark.
That's terrible.
I'll get eaten by a shark with you.
Is it okay?
Can I waste my life getting eaten by a shark?
Sure.
I won't be able to pick up girls anymore.
That's terrible.
Thank you!
Entry No. 4 was Daisuke Soka, the charismatic pick-up guy.
As I thought.
3, 2, 1...
You're going to come to Kinkeshi again, aren't you?
Kinkeshi!
What's up?
Well...
Here we go!
Awesome!
What are you doing?
Entry No. 5 was Hagihara sensei, who doesn't know how to control herself.
On the contrary, it was exciting.
Yes, that's right.
So, Mr. Masudo.
As a guest...
Which one?
First of all, I would like to introduce you to...
the one who welcomed me with pleasure...
Director of "Nanpa Juku".
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
Nanpa Juku
It's been a while, Director.
Where are your shoes?
Director, what are you doing? Are you trying to show off your shoes?
Get out of here!
So...
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Director, you got caught in a code earlier, didn't you?
How do you like "Nanpa Juku"? It's been a while since I saw an idol group.
It's cute.
Is it cute?
I want to pick up girls.
Do you want to pick up girls?
Oh, I'm in trouble! Are you going to pick up girls?!
But I heard that you read a book about "Nanpa Juku".
Yes, I did.
I read it, but I didn't write much about becoming a "tame".
But it doesn't make sense for girls to read it.
We write about becoming "tame" based on boys.
Can I pick you up?
Of course!
I'm here to pick up Koizumi-san.
Where is she sitting?
Koizumi-san is off today.
He's off normally.
Really?
Yes.
But it's fun to see you all together.
Do you see her washing her glasses over there?
She's in good shape, isn't she?
Is she shining?
She's in pretty good shape.
I'm looking forward to meeting Takeguchi-san today.
Takeguchi-san, you're here, aren't you?
It's Takeguchi again.
It's true.
It's like...
Oh, is it?
Let's go eat takoyaki today.
Oh, since you're in Osaka.
That's right.
I don't like takoyaki.
What?
I already eat it at home every day.
You eat it every day?
Yes.
I'm used to being turned down like this.
Director, please don't put this broadcast on air if you're not excited about it.
Yes, I see.
Since you're here...
Director, please stay over there today.
Yes, next to Takeguchi-san.
Please have a seat.
There's a guest seat.
It's a guest seat.
Wow, I'm so happy. I didn't think we'd meet.
Right? You're happy, aren't you?
That's right.
By the way...
Yes?
There's one more person.
It's Command-sensei.
Oh!
Command-sensei?
He's a demon superman.
He's not here, is he?
I'd like to meet him.
Is he here?
I wonder...
Is he coming?
As expected...
He's not coming, is he?
As expected...
Is he not coming?
If he comes...
Will he come?
As expected...
He's not here, is he?
That's right.
He's always the first one.
That's right.
Welcome!
This is Command-hagewara-sensei!
So cool!
- Sensei, it's been a while! - Yes, it's been a while!
- Sensei! - Sensei!
- Yes?
- Ah, so that's why you came this time. Why are you wearing a mat even though it's New Year's Eve? - That's right!
- It's New Year's Eve and you're wearing a mat! - Why are you wearing a mat even though it's New Year's Eve?
- We have to get ready quickly. - That's right. Who will be the host today?
- But even from the looks of it... - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No, no, look! There's more than one man here today!
- It's suspicious!
- It's a collaboration between two people!
- It's the chief!
- It's wonderful! You're still alive and well!
- It's amazing! Please sit down!
- It's amazing! You're so good! - As expected of Ms. Akihara!
- Thank you for coming all the way to Hong Kong! - Thank you!
- Since it's New Year's Eve this year, we'd like you to join us. - Thank you!
- Thank you for joining us today! - Thank you!
- Please enjoy yourselves at the guest seats over there! - Thank you!
- It's wonderful! - You two are amazing!
- I didn't think we'd see a collaboration like this!
- It's hard to see a connection between the chief and Ms. Akihara!
- Now, let's move on! Here's the next one!
- Ta-da!
Like this!
Oh! I see!
Doesn't it look delicious?
It's like beef butter.
Huh?
It's really delicious!
Huh?
It's delicious!
Prince, which reaction is this?
It's terrible!
Hey!
It's delicious!
Entry No. 6 was the mysterious character Prince Potato.
Yes!
It's good!
Prince Potato!
It must be the reason why Yoshitaka-san stopped being an idol.
I know it, but...
Well, then...
Do you have this for me today?
Huh?
Prince Potato's shoulder...
Yoshitaka-san is beautiful!
Well, you don't have it for me, do you?
You do a lot of things for me.
It's our fifth anniversary, so I'd like you to come.
How is it?
Huh?
What's over there?
Wow!
What's inside?
Is it real Potatoes?
Yes!
Please come in!
So, Potatoes has come!
Hello!
Potatoes, Potatoes, you are the same person as last time, right?
Yes, I am.
How do you feel about Potatoes?
Hmm...
Potatoes, Potatoes, you talk too much.
Today, you know...
Yes, I know.
So, actually...
Yes!
This time...
Well, of course I'm not telling you...
Yes!
Potatoes...
The previous co-star was Potatoes, right?
Yes! Yes!
And now, Potatoes is Akaike-san, right?
Yes!
That's why...
Akaone-san!
The current co-star Akaike-san and Akaone-san...
They might do a sumo match.
Wow!
Something like that.
Don't you want to see it?
Yes!
A sumo match between co-stars!
Wow!
How about it, audience?
Right?
Wow!
Well...
I just said it all of a sudden, so...
Well...
Of course...
Wow!
Akaone-san!
Of course...
Akaone-san!
Potatoes doesn't know about it!
Yes!
Well, Akaone-san, please come in.
Well...
The first and second match...
A sumo match between co-stars!
Wow!
Yes!
This is the last match of the year!
Well, let's get started!
Potatoes versus Akaone!
Sumo!
Well, the first match!
Wow!
Go for it! Go for it!
Now, let's play!
Look at each other! Look at each other!
Hockey!
Go for it!
Red Deer wins!
Red Deer wins! Red Deer! Red Deer, show us!
Yes, we'll do it like this!
Garlic bun marathon!
Potatoes, are you okay? Potatoes!
Potatoes!
There's something that's not a potato coming out of a potato man's mouth!
Are you okay? You lost this time.
It's not for real, right?
I heard it! I heard it! I heard it!
It's tiny!
It's not for real, right?
Akaori-san is not here anymore.
This time...
It hurts!
It's all worn out!
Okay, so...
Since you're here today...
How is it? It's been a while since you've come to an idol show.
No, it's not like that.
Is it fake?
I see, I see.
It's just a potato flavor, right?
Everyone, if you have any questions or things you want to say...
Potatoes probably won't come to the show today.
If you look at me like that...
Okay, so...
Potatoes, thank you very much!
Thank you!
I know you didn't come today, but...
Please don't spit it out again.
You were about to sit down!
Please don't come again and come and play!
Okay, so...
IDOLiNG 2008's last show...
Ended with the joint production of sumo wrestlers.
Okay, so...
Please continue to support us next year!
Goodbye!
- That's crazy. - My back hurts!
- Are you okay? - Are you Yoshitaka?
- No. - Who are you?
- Yoshitaka! - No, not yet.
- Please take off your mask. - Why?
- It's in my microphone. - Really?
- You're so handsome. - Akaoni, you do judo, right?
- Really? That's strong!
- How was it? - It was okay, but...
- Sakuma-san told me I was wearing a kimono. - That surprised me!
- I've never seen a kimono with a kimono. - Sakuma-san, you look like a Japanese.
- Yeah, I'm wearing a pampara today. - You look like a monk.
- It's a hospital!
- Are you okay? - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- She's looking at you. - She's looking at you.
- I see. Incredible.
- Thank you. - I appreciate it.
- He's amazing! - He's cool. - He's amazing.
- I appreciate it. - So, I called you here today.
- Oh... - I guess he's about to meet you in person today.
- Who are you? - Oh... You're cute.
Thank you very much!
Thank you, Yumeo!
Thank you!
So, the winner of the 2008 Grand Prix is Sumo!