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Fukuoka's food is amazing!
No, Miyazaki's food is amazing!
No, it's not!
Fukuoka's ramen is so good!
Miyazaki's chicken nanban is so good!
There's no chicken nanban in Miyazaki!
Is there in Miyazaki?!
No, there isn't!
Mom, can you make it for me?
It's so delicious!
There's no such thing!
Fukuoka's mentaiko is so good!
You can get mentaiko in Miyazaki!
Why can't you get mentaiko in Miyazaki?!
You can!
You can't get mentaiko in Miyazaki!
Fukuoka's food is amazing!
Don't make fun of me, it's not like you're my little sister or anything like that, but goodbye.
Always waiting for you in front of the round table, holding hands on the sidewalk.
All of my spoiled Spanish jokes turn into memories.
How many days will it take for me to smile again?
Don't you want to forget me? Don't you want me to forget you?
In the middle of Shibuya where tears stop
I hope lovers don't get sad
I press the delete button on my mobile memory
I put my finger on it and it moves
I put my finger on it and it doesn't move
Please embrace me gently
I look pitiful to everyone
I'll definitely become a beautiful person
I can say "thank you" to you
Idling!
I'm the MC of Idling! Masuo Bakaru-kun! Nice to meet you!
I'm the TV announcer Mori Mosaiko! Nice to meet you!
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers,
and who want to become famous.
Idling! Local edition, one hour special, buying special,
will air from 12/21 at 12:40.
Let me introduce you, it's Idling!
Let me introduce you, today's theme is "hobbies you've given up".
First, Kato-san!
Idling! Jiro, Kato, Sayaka here!
Hobbies I've given up are ukulele!
Idling! Rigo, Koizumi, Rumi here!
Hobbies I've given up are singing!
Idling! Song is Endo and Mai!
Hobbies I've given up are collecting mangas!
Idling! Language I can't give up is Togiguchi Mira!
Hobbies I've given up are anime!
Idling! 8th is punching!
Hobbies I've given up are studying!
Idling! 9th is Yokoyama Rurika!
Hobbies I've given up are roller skating!
Idling! 10th is Morita and Suzuka!
Hobbies I've given up are running!
Idling! 13th is Nagano Serina!
Hobbies I've given up are making cookies!
Idling! 14th is Sakai Hitomi!
Hobbies I've given up are Billy's Bootcamp!
That's all for today! Let's go all out!
Tokyo Tower Murder Case!
I'll tell you everything.
The culprit is...
you, Sukekio-san.
"Trial", "a person judging another person",
this inherited authority has been entrusted only to the judges.
For this reason, we found "trial" to be annoying.
However, next year in 2009,
this authority of "judging another person" will no longer be irrelevant for us.
"Judging another person" and "changing their life"
What would you do if you became a participant of this inheritance?
Cyberin Seidong
So everyone, do you know about the judge system?
Sakai-san, do you know about it?
Yes, I know about it.
It's about judging, isn't it?
Yes.
It's a shame.
Well, it's a big deal.
It's not wrong.
Yes, well, this is really important, so everyone, please listen carefully.
Yes, this judge system is, to put it simply,
judges selected from among the citizens can, along with the judge, judge a defendant of a certain case.
It will be implemented from May 2009 next year.
Anyone over the age of 20 can be selected.
Yes.
Well, among these people, there are people who may actually be called, and it is not strange that they will be called in the future.
Well, for that day, everyone, I would like you to study properly today.
Whether or not that defendant is guilty will determine their life, so it is a very important role.
Yes, it is an important role.
Well, for that reason, I would like you all to study properly today and think about whether or not that defendant is guilty of a certain case that occurred in the idol ring the other day.
Thank you.
Well, here is the case we will be discussing today.
During the idol ring performance, director Sakuma said, "Mishida AD, you idiot!"
I would like you all to talk about this case.
Everyone, do you remember this incident?
Yes, yes.
I was actually there that night, but I was really scared and my hair turned all white.
Well, that happened.
Well, let's look back and see what kind of incident it was.
Yes.
The defendant in this case is the director, Sakuma, who is 27 years old.
And the victim is...
A.D. Nishida-san, 25 years old.
This incident happened on December 2nd, which I don't remember exactly.
It happened in the most important scene of "Furifuri Idol Ring".
A.D. Nishino-san, who didn't prepare an announcement clip to use at the end of the show,
was called "idiot" by the director, Sakuma.
And he was called "idiot" by the director.
Yes.
Let's watch the video clip of that incident.
"Furifuri Idol Ring"!
Okay, please stand in line.
Okay, this way.
Let's go.
Please wait for a moment, everyone.
Okay, this way.
Please stand in line.
Yes, it was a painful incident.
The point is whether or not that "idiot" was actually murdered.
Yes, that's right.
Today's summary is this.
"Murder is inevitable".
Regarding this, the defense side and the plaintiff's side have completely different opinions.
First of all, the defense side's opinion is that during the show,
in a tense atmosphere,
"idiot" came out of nowhere.
Therefore, it is proven that there was no murder.
On the other hand, the plaintiff's side...
The defendant, Sakuma, has been scolding Eri from day to day.
Using this...
Serious murder had not arisen at this time.
This is the situation.
This is the outline of the case so far.
Whether the defendant is guilty or not...
The judge will discuss it seriously.
Please make a conclusion together.
Then, Mr. Masuo, please also be involved in the discussion.
First of all, everyone...
At this point...
Do you think Sakuma is guilty or not?
Please raise your hand.
I see.
There are more guilty people now.
Then, this time...
The defendant...
The judge...
Sakuma is going to appeal.
Now, during the recording of "idling",
the director, Sakuma Hikoku, will discuss with the judges about the incident
where he tried to make a fool of A.D. Nishida during the broadcast.
In addition, the discussion of the actual judges will continue until everyone's opinions match.
There is basically no majority.
It's only the last and last method,
so basically everyone can talk and write their opinions,
so please discuss in a way that everyone agrees with.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
Yes, well then, I'd like to start right away.
First of all, the accused...
Takiguchi-san!
Yes!
Where did you think you were accused of?
Well, um...
Sakuma-san always does a "wooden pose" when I'm talking.
So you only do it when Takiguchi-san is talking?
Yes, only when I'm talking.
Even worse, when I'm talking about my self- introduction,
I always do a "wooden pose".
I see. Even your self-introduction is a "wooden pose".
That's right. I always do a "wooden pose" when it doesn't seem like it's funny,
and it bothers me, so I think I'm guilty.
I see. So it's a different case, right?
It's a different case, and you're guilty.
It's really terrible.
Next up, Nagano-san.
Nagano-san, you're also accused of being guilty.
That's right.
Recently, Sakuma-san asked me, "Shirina-chan, can you study?"
and I said, "Of course I can!"
Then she said, "That's a lie!"
like I couldn't study from the beginning.
I see.
That's why I think you're guilty.
You're all different, aren't you?
Considering the human nature of the defendant, I think you're guilty of murder.
When I look at you like that, you look like you're reflecting on yourself.
What do you think, Yokoyama-san?
Sakumo-san is very energetic.
When I'm excited, I'm sometimes called "Yokoyama- sensei."
I don't know what "sensei" means, but I don't know what "sensei" means, so I think you're guilty of murder.
I see. She doesn't know what "sensei" means.
I see. Next, Endo-san. You're not guilty of murder.
Yes, that's right.
I think Sakuma-san is the type of person who's very accurate.
As an example, when I was at a site other than an idol ring,
of course it was a site where there were other staff members who were different from ordinary staff members.
At the time, I don't know what Sakuma-san thought,
There are other people like this, so you have to show them a good side of you.
"That's no good!" She shouted in a loud voice.
I understand how you feel, but I don't think it makes sense for you to say that to them.
That's right. It's possible for you to have a loud voice on a daily basis.
Your voice is also a little high-pitched.
I think it's because of my hearing impairment that I lost my hearing at the time.
I'm sure you had a hard time, too. That's why you're so stressed out.
She gained a lot of weight from the beginning of the show.
Kato-san, you're also innocent.
There's a kind side of Sakuma-san.
On a road where there aren't many taxis,
he tried really hard to stop a taxi.
Because of this situation, he was refused to get in and out of a car about twice.
But he stopped a taxi for me for the third time.
That's why I think he's really innocent.
I think there's a kind side of him, too.
Morita-san.
I think I have a kind side, too.
We were on the same plane.
We went to Ishigaki Island, where you can see the DVD and photos.
When we got back, we were next to each other on the plane.
He talked to me a lot about idling.
He talked to you a lot.
He talked to me a lot about idling.
I think that's why he said that.
I think he's innocent.
Takiguchi-san.
Do you have any comments?
I can't accept it.
You can't?
As soon as I start talking,
he makes me look like I'm not funny.
I don't have the courage to talk.
That's a bigger problem.
Maybe it's because of subcontractors.
As a whole show, he might be told not to talk.
I should do a pose like this, right?
Not like that, but like this.
How much do you want me to roll you up?
You really want to cut it, don't you?
Yes.
I can't accept it.
Takagi-san, what do you think?
A little while ago, when we were talking about idling,
Sakuma-san got a little drunk.
Yes.
Then he came up to me and said,
I used to play around.
He suddenly came up to me and looked serious like that.
I used to play around.
He said that.
A guy like that is definitely guilty.
I see.
It depends on whether you actually played or not.
It depends on whether it's true or not.
Even though I didn't ask,
I used to play around.
He said it like that.
A guy like that is definitely guilty.
Yes.
But today, he's really reflecting on himself like that.
It's worse than reflecting.
He even shed tears reflecting like that.
Koizumi-san, what do you think?
I was in the elevator.
When I came down, Sakuma-san was there.
He said, "Today's Koizumi-san looks like Tetsuka Osamu-san."
He was wearing a hat and glasses.
I don't know if I should say it, but I was really angry.
I'll never forget it.
You can say it for decades, but you'll never forget it.
I'll never forget it.
I've never been told I'm like Tezuka Osamu.
But Tezuka Osamu is a manga god.
You might have been told that in a good way.
But I'm an idol, so I'm happy to be told that.
Idols don't need Tezuka Osamu.
Kato-san, what do you think about this?
I think Tezuka Osamu is a little strict.
Kato-san, you think Tezuka Osamu is strict?
I think it's a matter of fashion sense.
But the other day, at that vending machine, they gave me a 70-yen paper cup of juice.
That's why I'm innocent.
Because I'm kind.
Because it's 70 yen.
What do you think, Su-chan?
Well, you know, kindness is important for everyone.
Yes, it is.
I think Nishida-san got angry because of his strictness towards his juniors.
I see.
I don't think it's hateful or guilty.
It's not about whether or not there was a murder, but it came out of kindness.
We've talked about a lot of things so far, but does anyone have any feelings of change at this point?
Yes, I do.
Oh, Takiguchi-san, you're innocent.
Yes, I am.
How did you know?
Well, I just remembered.
I don't think Takiguchi-san had that opportunity.
There was no opportunity at all.
Yes, I had an interview with Sakuma-san and it was delicious.
Oh, Sakuma-san made Takiguchi-san delicious at the scene.
Yes, I did.
But it's not like what you think, is it?
Sometimes like that.
I thought it was innocent.
Endo-san, what did you think was innocent?
Yes, including all of Sakuma-san's misconduct and other cases, I think it's all because of his strictness.
When I met Zumi-san in the elevator, I was scared when he came out of nowhere.
So I was like, "Oh, what should I do? What should I do?" and I think I said weird things.
That's right.
Oh, you got angry and thought you were a manga god.
I don't think it's like that at all.
That's right.
Yokoyama-san, did you have a change of heart?
I became innocent.
I remembered that Sakuma-san said she could do it.
She said she could do it.
She said she could do it, but in fact it didn't work out.
She told me a very real love story seriously and I felt sorry for her.
I see.
Speaking of which, it happened.
It happened.
However, Sakai-san, we don't know if that story is true or not.
That's right.
You said you played with him.
He used to play with me a lot in the past.
What did you say?
I used to play with you a lot in the past.
Was that Sakuma-san?
Yes.
Someone else said it.
Sakuma-san.
Nagano-san, you had a change of heart too, right?
Yes, I became innocent.
In the past, I was looking for a pen and couldn't find one.
Sakuma-san asked me if I had a pen and told me to ask him if I found one.
And when I said "punipuni", he replied "punipuni".
"Punipuni"?
Yes, "punipuni".
Really?
Really.
Sakuma-san.
Sakuma-san, will you do it for me?
Sakuma-san, "punipuni"?
That's how you do it, isn't it?
It's true.
I've never seen you like that, Sakuma-san.
Your eyes are shining.
I see.
There's that side of you too.
Yes, that's why I'm innocent.
Koizumi-san, you're not moving at all.
Well, I'm still a clumsy person.
I see.
What would you like to be mistaken for?
Well, I'd like to be mistaken for a talent that's selling well right now.
Kezuko-san, you've already sold well.
I'd like to be mistaken for a better animal.
I see.
You'd like to be mistaken for something cuter.
Yes, like a dog.
I see.
Sakai-san, you're not moving at all.
Are you still innocent?
I guess people in Tokyo are more generous than people in Tokyo.
I have that fear as well.
You're thinking that you're Tokyo's people.
There's also the fear of hurting each and every one of you.
Actually, you might have said a lot of things even though you're not in the audience.
You have a high voice.
You might have said something amazing even in places you can't hear like a dog's bark.
Even in places we humans can't hear.
It's that high?
Isn't it really high, Sakuma-san?
On the other hand, why do you think you're guilty?
When I heard this story and remembered it, I thought I was guilty.
I definitely thought I was guilty.
But when I saw Sakuma-san coming in here, I thought, "Ah, he's completely crazy."
I thought, "Ah, he's reflecting on himself."
Rather than how I felt at the time, I thought it would be okay for me to forgive him after seeing him now.
I think the viewers will think the same way when they see this.
Sakuma-san has never shown such a face before.
He's reflecting on himself a lot, isn't he?
He's reflecting on himself a lot.
You thought the same, didn't you?
No, I didn't think of it like that.
You didn't think of it like that?
No, I didn't think of it like that.
So you're not guilty of anything else?
No, I'm not guilty of anything else.
So you're not guilty of anything else?
No, I'm not guilty of anything else.
I see.
Anyone else?
Sakai-san, you're not guilty of anything else, right?
Look at her face.
I can't believe she said she was popular.
I don't know about you, but I think you were popular.
You have a good sense of humor.
I think you've lost some weight.
You've lost some weight.
Look at you.
I think you have a lot of fans.
I've heard you say you're rich.
I just remembered.
I've been to Sakuma-san's house on location with everyone.
For the first time, I met Sakuma-san's father and mother.
And then...
Sakuma-san's mother looks like Sakuma-san.
Sakuma-san's father looks like Sakuma-san.
That's possible, right?
Sakuma-san's mother and father looked like Sakuma- san.
All three of them looked like Sakuma-san.
All three of them had the same face, same physique, and the same body.
I know Sakuma-san looks like either her father or her mother.
But her father and mother are strangers in the first place.
It's strange that they look like each other.
And her father and mother were very kind to us.
So I think I'm not guilty of anything.
Her father and mother were wonderful people.
I see.
In the meantime...
Ponchi-san, who has been silent about her guilt...
What do you think?
A while ago...
On Sakuma-san's birthday special...
I did a little bit of idling.
You did, right?
Even though we were rehearsing with all our might...
Sakuma-san said...
Idling is just an excitement.
You should just sit still.
It's just an excitement.
She said it.
It wasn't just me at the time.
All of us were angry.
I see.
So I'm definitely guilty of anything.
I see.
Some of you may have changed your minds.
It looks like we've reached a conclusion.
At the end of the show...
What conclusion will we come to?
Let's hear what Sakuma-san has to say.
Do you think she's guilty of anything?
Or do you think she's innocent of anything?
Let's hear it.
(laughs)
Guilty.
Everybody is guilty. Is it okay with you?
Yes.
I thought you were a great director and you had a good point, but it can't be helped if it's like this.
It's a shame.
It can't be helped.
Wait a minute, Masama.
But...
What's wrong?
I'm sorry, but I don't think Sakuma-han had a bad intention.
What?
Both Sakuma-han and Nishida-han wanted to make a good show, and that's why it turned out like that.
It's a shame that Sakuma-han is the only one who is pushed into this situation.
But this time, it's about the justice of the judges.
No!
That may be true.
But...
Morimoto-san.
Yes.
You hate sin but you don't hate people.
Right, Su-chan?
Yes.
Sakuma-han also seems to be reflecting.
Now, Sakuma-han, please give us an announcement.
The theme of SP-Q is airplanes.
This Saturday at 6 p.m., we will make a custom SP-Q airplane.
Sakuma-han, you weren't in it.
I wasn't in it.
We will make a custom model. Please look forward to it.
I knew it.
Did you see how he handed over the contract?
This problem can't be solved at all.
There are many problems around announcements.
Yes, there are.
Well, as Su-chan said and as Sakuma-san said,
as you can see from Sakuma-san's face,
Is he reflecting on himself?
I think he's reflecting on himself.
Yes, so, Sakuma-san and Nishida-san,
let's give them a round of applause!
And so, this case has been settled!
Your Honor!
The results went in a direction we're not familiar with,
but this time, there will be a "summonation" held at IDOL-RING,
but it will only be a "summonation".
In reality, it will be something completely different,
so if you'd like to know more about it,
please check it out on the Home Show's homepage.
You may be the one who will be judged next May.
And with that, this has been Judge Seidong!
Goodbye!
Ah...
I'm sorry, I was just about to give you an announcement!
It's not like that, it's not like that.
It's a five second pass, right?
I'm sorry, I called for you.
I'm sorry.
It's been a while.
Well, since we're here,
since there's no one here today,
let's talk about the staff.
Let's talk about the staff.
If you have anything you want to say, say it at the end.
Don't say it here, everyone.
Takiguchi-san, Takiguchi-san, it's okay.
If you say it now, it's okay.
If you say it now, you'll definitely say it.
Raise your hand and say it.
Well, I know we're close to home, but we come in too early.
We always come in about three hours early and wait.
Something like that.
I see.
Wait a minute!
I don't think it's like that at all.
Well, it's only Takiguchi-san.
It's only Takiguchi-san.
I think it's only Takiguchi-san who comes in early.
It's only Takiguchi-san who comes in early.
I think it's only Takiguchi-san who comes in early.
I said it.
Well, I'm worried about Takiguchi-san's future.
If you have anything else, Nakano-san, are you okay with it?
Nishida-san painted my minionc.
At that time, I asked him to do it, but he did it all for me.
Well, what was it?
Yazawa-san said to me, "Seri-chan, don't let Nishida- san do it all for you."
So I said, "I'm not going to let you do it."
Then Nishida-san kept doing it.
Nishida-san got carried away.
I said, "I'm not going to let you do it."
She said, "Get a hold of yourself."
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
She said, "Get a hold of yourself."
It's not Nishida-san's hobby.
It's what Nagano-san uses for recording.
She said, "Don't let Nishida-san do it."
She said, "Nagano-san, don't let me do it."
Then I became like a bad person.
Well...
As far as I know, you're a bad person.
How about you, Konchi-san?
Konchi-san, you always say it.
You always say it.
When Sakuma-san gets excited, her voice gets really loud.
But when I'm close to her, it's really noisy and I can't hear anything.
Noisy ears.
To sum up, Sakuma-san's voice is noisy and unpleasant?
I think it's easy to understand because it's a loud voice.
But for you, Konchi-san, it's noisy ears.
My voice is really loud.
It's loud, isn't it?
Well, you have to hear it.
My eardrums get cut off.
Eardrums?
What other eardrums do you have?
I have a lot of them.
Yes, yes, yes!
What do you mean?
When I was talking about this, when Sakuma-san was talking about how 17 idols came in and explained this...
Idols come in here and do this and do that and that's it!
I think that was...
Nagashima Shigeo.
She's a genius!
It's hard for a genius like her to explain herself to others.
In her mind, she has it all figured out.
Is that so?
She wants to convey her image.
I'm sure it's like that for you, too, Sakuma-san.
But she's so ahead of us that she said, "There's a lot of you!"
She said it again.
She said it back then.
I see.
It's too late for that.
She said it at your timing.
There's a lot of you!
How about you, Sakai-san?
Me?
Hmm... I wonder...
Everyone, go higher, higher.
Go higher, higher.
For me...
It's not like I'm pissed off or anything like that, but I was shocked when I was making Minion- kun.
Akaike-san came to see me and asked me what I was doing.
So I thought about what I could do to make it look good.
And while I was working on it, Akaike-san said...
Sakai-san doesn't pull it out unexpectedly.
I was so shocked!
She said, "That's not true!" and laughed, but I really felt like crying.
So you were hurt.
I guess you're right.
Should we do something about it?
But Akaike-san seems like she's more fun when she's in a good mood.
What?!
When you're in a good mood, you go out in the afternoon, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You often play the floor director in that mood.
Yes, that's right.
At first, you look like you're in a good mood.
You smile a lot and you don't look like you're in a good mood at all.
Really?!
You look like you're pissed off.
Yesterday, on the day of the release of "Furifuri to Gizagi", we had a handshake meeting.
Akaike-san came up to me and said, "Are you working hard?"
But after only two or three minutes, she said, "Oh, then I'll go out in a good mood."
And she left like that.
With a big smile.
I see.
Sounds like fun.
Next time, we'll have to do this again.
Cyber Ninja
We've decided on the next segment, haven't we?
Please do it.
And with that, this has been "Cyber Ninja".
See you later!