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Yozawa-san, there's something I'd like to consult you about.
What is it?
I don't have a gag machine like this yet.
If you could give me one, I'd like you to make one for me.
Right now?
Yes, I'd like you to make one for me.
Okay, I'll make one for you.
Masuo-san, please turn your butt this way.
Help me!
So, this is the gag machine?
I'm going to cry if you push me.
In the middle of hunting for a bride
On the path of a difficult trial
Hold me tight!
The last thing I grabbed was a proposal
Come on! Come on!
Life begins from now
FASCINO! FASCINO! FASCINO!
I'm going with you
Everybody up! Say "yeah"!
Yeah!
One, two, three, go now!
I'm a strong woman with a strong voice
I'm a woman who can do anything!
I'm a flower of hell, I train myself
I get shot by enemies and I take refuge
I won't cry, I won't lose, I'll gate you!
Yeah!
Whether it's burning or not, the aim is to expand and cross over the mountain, light (I'm sure I'll be in trouble)
The stronger the enemy, the stronger (more!) the stars will rise.
A song called Bajiro, Bajiro, Bajiro, you (Don't give up, just fight)
(I'm sure your wish will come true)
(That's why I became so strong)
Unleash the fruits of your training now, I'll wash your neck and wait for you, my love!
Only you, with all your heart, will love the stars (for real)
Ship-gin rider shoes (Switzerland)
I'm going to meet you there (oh, yay, setase)
I'm training to burn and call flowers (ha!)
My path of trials (I love you)
Please climb up now (Oraora)
I can not stand it any longer
Basilo, basilo, basilo, I love you, I love you, on a faraway road (Elibady get, say, yeah, yeah)
Fireworks Training Boku ni Stay (Elibadi get, say, yeah, yeah)
one、two、three、go now!
Idling!
Now, let's start Idling! Without thinking about the MC, we will start. Thank you for your cooperation.
Welcome, Idling! Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Usaneca's program is for girls who are growing up as idols and who want to become one of them.
Yes, and Idling! Grounded Edition, Special Edition, Bind Special will be broadcast at midnight on December 27th.
So, please watch it.
First of all, let me introduce you. It's Idling!
First of all, let me introduce you. Today's theme is "Temptation of losing", first of all, Koizumi- san.
I'm Koizumi Koizumi of Idling League. "Temptation of losing" is spicy food.
It's spicy food, isn't it?
I'm Oendou Moe of Idling League No. 3. "Temptation of losing" is salty food.
I'm Okanishika of Idling League No. 6. "Temptation of losing" is Disney.
I'm Yata Yata of Idling League No. 7. "Temptation of losing" is me.
I'm Shiro Honchi of Idling League. "Temptation of losing" is sweet food and horror movies.
I'm Rurika of Idling League No. 9. "Temptation of losing" is delicious food.
I'm Suzuka of Idling League No. 1. "Temptation of losing" is chocolate.
I'm Hitomi of Idling League No. 17. "Temptation of losing" is chirol chocolate and bisco.
I'm Miso Riki of Idling League No. 8. "Temptation of losing" is shopping.
Wait a minute!
What is it? Give me a break!
What is it this time?
Here is an announcement from Idling League.
Oh, what's up?
Yes, for us Rikisei, it's our first live performance.
Ta-dah! If it's decided, this summer song DVD will be released as a DVD!
I see!
Yes! That's right! The excitement of ZEPP TOKYO is also packed in this DVD, so it will be released on January 14th next year! Everyone, please take a look!
Yes! This song is also released, so please take a look if you like!
Yata-tomo, are you happy?
Ah, yes! There is also a live performance on January 18th, so I will watch the DVD and review it!
I see! By the way...
Yes!
When we had a meeting about this announcement earlier...
Yes!
This live performance is from the previous meeting, Yoshitaka-san's live performance, isn't it?
Yes!
When we had a meeting earlier... Ah, it's the current meeting, I talked with Akai-san...
Yes!
The explanation here is sloppy! I don't care about it!
I don't care about it!
Well, well, please announce it appropriately!
I don't care about it!
On January 18th, you told me to make the live performance stronger.
I know!
Let's do it together!
Yes!
Let's watch it together!
Let's do it together!
Idling No. 8, Ponchi, of course she is...
Fansama Club!
Idling No. 18, Michelle McGee, of course she is...
Fansama Club!
Idling No. 17, Miyake Hitomi, of course she is...
Fansama Club!
Idling No. 15, Asahi Nao, of course she is...
Please give it back!
Yes!
I won't use this card.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Fansama Club!
Fansama Club that connects with everyone is looking for members!
Eastern Signatory!
Now, if Signatory is here, it means we have a guest.
Yes, let me introduce you. Today's guest is...
...these people!
Nice to meet you, thank you for coming!
I'm an idol-like person...
- Oh, you're wearing a ring! - I'm very happy about it.
- You called your luck out, didn't you? - Thank you very much.
- So you're an idol-like person. - Yes, I am.
- Well, I did some research on Yahoo today... - Yahoo, right?
- Well... - If it was Yahoo, I'd know about it.
- Since we're at Fuji TV... - That's right.
I'd like to talk about a representative work of Fuji TV...
...an anime called "Dragon Ball".
- It's quite a popular anime, isn't it? - I'd like to talk about it today.
- You researched about "Dragon Ball", didn't you? - Yes.
- It's a manga called "Weekly Boy Jasop". - "Jasop"!
- It's a manga that's been serialized. - Then don't read "uoso" like that, okay?
- Today, I'd like to introduce you to a simple "stoso". - "Sto" is "ri", isn't it?
Oh, you're saying "ri" as well?
"Ri" becomes "son" as well?
- It's about a boy named Masayoshi "son" who lives deep in the mountains... - That's common!
- ...and... - Hey, you're the wrong president of Yahoo earlier!
- A woman named "teruma" comes from the western capital... - It's "uruma"!
- "Teruma" suddenly appears in Aoyama! - Well...
- She goes in search of an unknown ball... - That's "Dragon Ball", isn't it?
- An unknown ball, you say? - She collects six or seven of them...
- No, it's definitely seven of them! - ...and her wish is granted.
- You can't say it's six of them, can you? - At that moment...
- ...she says, "Come out, bird!" - It's "shenron"!
It's like "gibraltar", isn't it?
- "Shinobu Kandori" comes out! - It's like "makiguso", isn't it?
- That's "dragon", isn't it? - It's a wish granted by "dragon".
- After that, Masayoshi "son"... - It's "gokurasu", isn't it?
- ...became a disciple of a legendary "lame" warrior... - "Kame" warrior?
- He's got "lame" all over his body, like a gyaru! - Yeah...
- ...and his comrade who fought alongside him was... - Yeah...
- ...a comrade named "kusososo". - "Kusososo"!
- "Ribbon" becomes "son" as well, doesn't it? - Yeah...
- We've only introduced the simple "back" lines... - It's "back" lines!
Can we not introduce "back" lines?
- By all means, remember "muscle man"... - Let's not exaggerate at all!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
So, today's guest is...
The champion of M-1, Nights!
Not yet, not yet!
Wait, wait, wait!
The audience is going to get excited, so let's do it in different patterns.
The M-1 Junior Championship winner, Nights!
It's a pain in the ass to do it in different patterns!
Nights has worked really hard at M-1!
Do we do it in three patterns?
Ababa! Do it, you bastard!
That's weird!
It's your gag, you bastard!
It's my gag! Why are you saying it all of a sudden?
It's weird, isn't it?
You said, "Let's do it together, let's do it!"
Are you really happy about it?
No, no, no!
The only gag I have is one that Masuno-san just played for me.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes, yes.
Ababa!
Isn't it like this?
On TV...
You know, I've done manzai before...
You know how the camera feels, right?
But I've never done this gag on TV before.
I've done it in a lot of places, but I didn't do it because it would ruin my image.
But it's my first time doing it on TV.
It's my first time.
I only do it for Masuno-san.
Ababa!
I can tell that you have a strong heart from now on.
That's right.
Anyway, we have an announcement for you today.
We have an announcement for you.
A DVD called "Nights' Yahoo!" has been released.
Yes.
It's currently on sale.
It's 1,500 yen.
It's cheap.
You can't hide it!
Why would you buy Yahoo!
Yes, please.
You've asked for it, haven't you?
And behind this...
Oh, thank you!
Our agency's senior, Macarism-san...
It's a hand grab, right?
It's a hand grab.
It's a kick-off.
It's currently on sale.
It'll be released tomorrow.
The price is...
4,000 yen, right?
What are you hiding?
Even if you hide it on the day...
I didn't do anything wrong!
You didn't do anything wrong!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
Yes!
Anyway...
You've asked for it, haven't you?
Yes!
Do you know about Nights?
We know about it.
Oh, we know about it.
We know about it.
Yes.
Because you're an agency senior, right?
Masuno-san, do you also check out MC's programs?
I watch them all.
Do you know their names?
I know their names.
Yes.
What about this person?
It's Honchi.
If you're wrong, then you're completely wrong!
I'm glad you're here.
I looked up Honchi.
But you know Honchi, right?
Do you know him?
This is Michel, right?
Michel, Michel.
Michel, yes.
You know, you've seen him before, right?
I've seen him every day.
You've seen him every day and you've seen him in CJ Sports?
I've seen him, I've seen him.
Tsuchiya, you've seen him?
I've seen him, too.
Yes.
Why are you looking away?
I'm looking away because I'm afraid I'll get hit again.
You've been there before, haven't you?
Yes.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to today.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
Please.
Oh, is it okay?
Yes, yes.
Now, please explain it again.
"Iisou Shiritori" is a series of lines about a certain theme, and people who say "it's not "iisou" or "luck" or "stuck" will be out.
By the way, people who have dropped out will buy the anger of "iisou-sama" behind you, so please be careful.
Yes, then.
Oops!
I'm sorry, Knights. There's something I don't know.
This is "iisou-sama's servants" who play a punishment game.
Yes, yes.
There was a director named Shirakawa who always wore glasses here, but now he's busy with "kakushigei" and various things.
Oh, I see.
It was "kakushigei", it was "kakushigei", wasn't it?
He's busy with "kakushigei" and now...
He's busy.
He's doing it in a hurry.
He's doing "kakushigei" with "idol ring".
He's going to "kakushigei" now.
I see.
Instead of that, he's living in a garbage house called "mori director".
Mr. Mori, a 37-year-old single man, came as a "pingitter" instead of him today.
Yes, I know.
Now, let's get started. Today's theme is this!
"Iisou-sama's servants" who play "kakushigei" and various things.
"iisou-sama's servants" who play "kakushigei" and various things.
Let's start with Knights' "tsu".
"tsu" begins with "iisou-sama's servants" who play "kakushigei".
Let's start with Michelle.
That sounds good!
"tsuru" means "bird", though.
That sounds good!
What?!
I know "dotei".
"dotei"?
That sounds good!
"yoyo" means "tap" if you leave it for a long time.
That sounds good!
"zezezeze" means "we can still live on".
That sounds good!
I don't think the world is sweet, right?
That's normal!
That's...
Wait a minute.
Even though you're so stupid?
It's deep.
Oh, I see.
Let's ask him what it means.
I see. What does it mean?
It's been a while since I've worked, but I don't think the world is sweet, right?
There are people who say "I don't think the world is sweet, right?"
For example?
It's shallow.
Why did you stand up?
First of all, I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
Let's save it for now.
It's like this.
Let's ask him.
Let's start with Fonchi.
Let's start with Fonchi who looks like she knows what it means.
That sounds good!
Hey, do you know?
Yoshi isn't green.
There are many colors.
That sounds good!
Call me if you don't know.
What are you doing here?
It's been a while, right?
What are you talking about?
I know most of it.
That's why I asked you to call me.
This is the first time I've had a guest who only says normal things like this.
There were many guests, but I made a mistake.
It's the same title, but it's been a while.
It's only been a while, so I wanted to say it like an introduction.
Let's start from here.
Let's save it for now!
Thank you.
Let's start from Yazawa-san who seems like she knows a lot of lines that start with "ra".
I heard that "rappa" is a woodwind instrument.
If you want to look at the stars at night, you can look at the right side.
I heard that "uri" is the weight of three eggs.
That's good!
I heard that you can see helicopters at night.
It's dangerous at night.
Why!?
It's really dangerous.
I know about it.
There are many kinds of animals.
Like lions and cats.
Why!?
Today's theme is Michelle!
What's wrong, Michelle? Your mouth is open, but it was ugly.
It all hit my chest.
I think it's your hobby, Mori-san.
Today's wind is a little sexy.
Let's get started!
"Starting with 'yo'", starting with Miyake-san who looks like she knows what she's doing.
That sounds good!
Number four looks like she's wearing glasses.
It's dangerous because you'll get a stomachache at night.
Instead of thinking about it, search for it on Yahoo!
Alright, I'll search for it on Yahoo!
What is it?
What is it with you?
What is it with you?!
You just said the same thing!
Try harder! Try harder!
I'll do it now!
Is it okay? Is it okay?
Yes.
This one is difficult.
It's okay.
Alright, it's over.
Penalty!
Asakusa's idol...
Oh, he's Asakusa's idol.
Asakusa's idol.
Asakusa's idol of the Manzai Association.
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize normally.
Alright, well then...
Succhi!
Yes, I'll do my best.
For your wife...
It's normal for you to do it slowly.
It's not common for you to go back and forth like this.
It's not common.
It's normal for you to go back and forth like this.
It's not suitable for you, isn't it?
Alright, let's continue.
A line that a person who knows everything will say.
Let's start with Fonchi!
That sounds good!
Hey, did you know?
Everything in the alphabet is 26 letters?
That sounds good!
I've talked to Jelly before.
That sounds good!
Natto seems to rot.
That sounds good!
See, I told you! That's it!
That sounds good!
There's only one hole that you can't reach with your fingers.
Really?!
I'm scared of the teachers of seminary schools.
That sounds good!
She's stupid!
It's se-mi-na-ru.
Got it!
Tomi got it right.
It can't be helped.
Alright, next!
Alright!
This...
Mori...
Why does it smell like that?
Mori-
Look at this.
Mori-
Mori-son's stomach looks nice!
Mori-son's stomach doesn't look nice.
Alright, you're disqualified.
Alright, let's get started.
Let's start with Mori-san, who looks like she'll say something nice starting with "ze".
"Ze-niku" sounds like "buta" (pig)
"Ryokan" sounds like "renga" (brick)
"Sore-i-sou" (that sounds good)
"Zette omeo shiawase ni nareru" (you'll definitely be happy)
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
It's not like you said it wrong or anything.
"Wakanna" (I don't know)
You said the theme wrong.
Alright, you're disqualified!
It's a little difficult, isn't it?
How is it, Konji-san?
How does it feel to be defeated by Director Mori?
"Hentai" (pervert)
It looks like it.
Even though you said "hentai", I think you looked a little happy.
Alright, let's get started.
Let's start with Tsukiya-san, who looks like she'll say something nice starting with "ze".
"Sore-i-sou" (that sounds good)
"Zetton" is pretty strong, isn't it?
"Nemaki" means "cut" and "lose weight"
"Yoru" means "30% off"
"Yotto" means "tilt right" and "tilt without leaking"
"Sore-i-sou" (that sounds good)
"Yomise" means "alive"
"Yoshiko-chan" means "she was buying crabs"
I'm glad!
It's hard to know if it's "yes" or "save" or "out"
Let's go! "Sore-i-sou" (that sounds good)
Umino-kun, you don't know this, but kindergarten teachers are 80% big cows!
"Sore-i-sou" (that sounds good)
Well, if you do your best, you can do it.
I'm just encouraging you.
Well, isn't it like this?
What? We haven't heard of it for a long time.
We haven't heard of it for a long time.
Well, we'll talk about it later. If it's convincing, we'll make it safe.
That's right.
Well, you're going over there, so I want you to do your best.
That's right.
If you do your best, you can do it.
No!
I'm just encouraging you!
Is it like this?
That's good.
Well...
Alright!
Isn't it like that?
What?
It's not over yet!
Well, let's give you one more chance.
Instead of Tsuchi...
Instead of Tsuchi, Hana-san will do it for you.
I'm counting on you.
Hana-san hasn't answered properly yet.
I'm counting on you.
Is it okay?
Hana-san, do your best.
Alright, let's do it!
From "ze" to "sitta-gabutta-sho" that sounds good.
Let's start with Yazawa-san!
"Sore-i-sou" (that sounds good)
"Zero-fan-foe-takes-wee" (I don't like "zero-fans- foe- takes-wee")
That's not it!
It's not it, right?
It sounds like you said a word you know.
It's a word I know?
What did you say?
"Zero-wix-wee" (I don't like "zero-wix-wee")
What do you mean?
I said "zero" and you said "wei"!
No, Mori-san, you're gross!
It was gross today. How was it? Different from usual?
Gross.
Just gross?
The wind is gross.
The more you say "gross", the more Morisa's face gets bigger.
So cute.
Okay, let's start.
Let's start with the lines that a person who wears a tank top will say.
That's a good one.
It tickles when you touch it from the side.
That's a good one.
I heard you can do a lot of trampolines in Yoyogi Gymnasium.
That's a good one.
I heard that 10,000 people gather in Yoyogi Park.
That's a good one.
You're ahead of us.
Did you know? The second door in the office is really hard.
That's a good one.
I heard that Ms. Yoshie is quite young and strict.
Ms. Nayuki.
Ms. Yoshie is really beautiful.
Ms. Yoshie, you're talking about Ms. Yoshie, right?
Yes.
Do you know Ms. Yoshie?
Yes.
What kind of person is she?
She's a teacher.
Correct!
Wow!
Okay, I'll announce it now!
Tomorrow evening at 6 p.m., we'll broadcast "Bakuchuu problem" Christmas Live 2008 live.
To commemorate the 10th anniversary of the show, more and more celebrities will gather for this year's Christmas Live.
Please look forward to it!
Please watch the rest of it on-demand.
Ms. Tonoka, let's end with your penalty game.
Ms. Tonoka, your penalty game!
I'd like to end it with this video.
Goodbye, everyone!
(Laughs)
- That was scary! - That was scary, right? - It's long!
- It's long, it's long. - It's long, right?
- Yes, so you're disqualified.
- Yes! Here we go!
- From Ms. Seri Mendo, who looks like she'd say something good starting with "yo".
- Start!
- That sounds good!
(Laughs)
- A four-story building is definitely yellow.
- That sounds good!
(Laughs)
- The eggs in a four-story building seem to be quite warm.
- That sounds good!
(Laughs)
- A ghost appears in a four-story building.
- What kind of four-story building?
- I don't know what kind of four-story building it is.
- What kind of four-story building?
- It's a four-story building where we used to live in the past.
- A ghost appeared in a four-story building.
- I said it with my tongue.
- Did you really say it? - I said it.
- You're disqualified!
- You should say it with your tongue.
- I said it with my tongue.
- It's your first time saying it with your mouth open, isn't it, Su-chan?
- It's my first time. It's my third time saying it with my mouth open.
- That's right. That's good.
- Welcome to the idol ring.
(Laughs)
- If you say it with your mouth open, you'll be recognized as an idol ring for the first time.
- Let's get started.
- Let's start with Ms. Yokoyama, who looks like she'd like someone who starts with "yo".
- Start!
- That looks good!
- I heard that you practice "yo" because you don't want to teach.
- You're doing it right. - That looks good!
- Now, Ms. Hana. - The manzai about "tenyawaya" was funny.
(Laughs)
- Who said it? - That looks good!
- Who said it?
- It seems like you can fall if you push the telegraph pole a little.
- That looks good!
- I heard that drunk men are pretty nice.
(Laughs)
Four times four is sixteen.
That's right!
You got it right!
Okay, now it's time for the punishment!
I don't know anymore!
Mori-san, isn't it a little long for you to lie down?
Why is that?
Why? Why?
There's something inside you, isn't there, Mori- san?
Mom, hurry up and come back!
(Laughs)
It's a mess today, isn't it?
Now, there are only three of you left!
It's not a convincing way of leaving, but Hana- san!
Do your best!
I'll switch places.
What?
It's not a system that can be changed that easily!
Hana-san, do your best!
Okay, let's go!
It starts with a drunk man who looks like he's in a good mood.
Start!
That looks good!
When you're drunk, it's good to rub down on an apple, right?
That looks good!
It seems like a cat's shape is quite heavy.
What?
What did you say? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
It seems like a cat's shape is quite heavy.
I see.
Well, it's just normal, right?
Okay, now it's time for the punishment!
Eh, I don't like it.
Eh, I don't like it, it's gross.
Kojima-san, you know, like the other girls, you should have said "Gyaah, gross!" but you said "no, gross" and I think that caused a lot of damage.
It hit me and my chest.
Oh!
Like this.
You dropped it in the air, didn't you?
It's not there.
It's not, right?
It's cute.
Okay, Kojima-san, you're disqualified for the birthday party.
Okay, Hanawa-san, let's do our best!
We're the last two.
Starting with 'ne', starting with Hanawa-san who looks like she can say anything she wants.
If you didn't put out the New Year's card, it would have been too loud.
She's been whispering all along.
You can't eat jelly with chopsticks.
It looks like E. Sun Hyuk won't be participating in WBC next year.
Oh, that's good!
She's covering her tail.
If you clap at four o'clock, it sounds like you're in a good mood.
Oh, that's good!
She's doing a good job!
E. Jongbeom was said to be the Korean Ichiro.
That's good!
Slide to the side.
That's good!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's said that there are times when there are only three guests at Shinjuku Suehiro at night.
That's good!
I want four people.
Okay, out!
It's hard!
It's not hard!
It's good, isn't it?
Okay, Endo-san, it's your punishment!
Ouch!
And the winner is... Hana-san!
Well, everyone, please take your punishment.
Well, I don't think anyone here agrees with Hana- san's punishment, but...
Well, anyway...
Well, well...
I'll do my best!
Yes. Thank you very much.
I hope you'll come back again.
Yes!
And with that, we have come to the end of tonight's show!
Thank you very much!
That's all for this week!
Goodbye!