AISubs v3.5
Masuno-san, I have a funny story to tell you.
The other day, I stayed up all night and went to bed at 6 in the morning.
When I woke up in the morning, it was 8 in the morning.
I thought, "Oh no, I only slept for two hours. I'm going to be sleepy and my skin is going to get rough."
I looked outside and it was dark.
It was pitch black.
I thought it was supposed to be morning, but it was night.
I slept for 18 hours.
Wow, that's funny.
It's super funny.
Mystery solved, mystery.
The culprit is you.
I can't solve my mystery.
My mystery door has opened.
When we first met, we had no background.
We were just friends.
One day, in my boyfriend's mansion...
We couldn't reach our destiny.
Our clue was...
That day, just the two of us.
Our eyes met.
Who would've thought...
Our pen and sketchbook would connect.
Our mystery door has opened.
You're the culprit.
My mystery door can't be unlocked.
Our eyes met.
Our mystery door has opened.
You're the culprit.
Your logic is transcendent.
Your logic is like magic.
An ordinary solution.
It's not one and only.
Something is happening.
The mystery man has solved.
The culprit has been found.
It's a mystery that can't be solved even if you try.
My mystery is about to open.
The mystery man has solved.
The culprit has been found.
Idling!
♪ Go! Go! Take a deep breath and make sure of this feeling ♪
Thank you for coming to today's press conference to commemorate the release of "furifuri idling" CD.
The members of "furifuri idling" will appear soon, but today is only a press conference to commemorate the release of "furifuri idling" CD,
so we cannot accept any questions related to "furifuri idling" or questions related to the members' private lives.
Please understand in advance.
Thank you for your patience.
The members of "furifuri idling" will appear.
♪ Go! Go! Take a deep breath and make sure of this feeling ♪
Thank you for coming to today's press conference to commemorate the release of "furifuri idling" CD.
The members of "furifuri idling" will appear.
Thank you for your patience.
The members of "furifuri idling" will appear.
And lastly, No. 14 Hitomi Sakai.
Yes, I'm No. 14 Hitomi Sakai. Thank you for having me.
With these four members forming "furifuri idling",
tomorrow, the double-sided single with "giza giza idling" will be released.
Today, we would like you to ask questions about the new song.
Now is the time for questions.
If you have any questions, please raise your hand.
Let's see...
The one with the red glasses in the first row.
I'm "netmania" from "idling4".
I have a question for "furifuri idling" members.
Can you tell us what you like about the new song "honey"?
Well...
Just like the unit name "furifuri idling",
we want it to be "buri buri".
"Buri buri"?
Yes, "buri buri".
"Buri buri"?
Yes, that's it. Thank you.
Thank you.
Yokoyama-san, do you have any questions?
I can only say "buri buri".
I have one more question.
Who is "honey"?
"Honey" is you.
I see.
You.
Thank you.
Now, if you have any questions, please raise your hand.
The one with strange lock-like eyes.
It's you.
The one in black vest.
I'm "idling17" Miyake Hitomi.
I have a question for "furifuri idling" members.
"Furifuri idling" members have a very weird atmosphere.
Did you have any incidents or episodes while shooting your music video or jacket photos?
Please tell us.
Basically, we had fun and relaxed at our own pace.
So I don't think we had any incidents.
There were a few people who looked like adults.
But it was a normal day.
It was a normal day.
It was a normal music video.
It was a normal day.
It was a normal music video.
I see.
So it wasn't a normal music video.
Yes.
We were chasing "honey".
Yes.
Now, the next questioner.
It's you.
I'm Yazu Arika, member of "idling 7".
"Furifuri idling" members have a lot of "furifurist" members in "idling".
From your charisma, can you show us what you do in your daily life?
Furifuri.
What you do in your daily life.
Please.
Let's start with Endo.
Please.
As an idol, you have to "furifuri" in every situation.
For example, in the bathroom.
Bathroom?
Which part of the bathroom is "furifuri" in particular?
Please be careful of "furifuri" even in the bathroom.
What is this?
Isn't it bad for "furifuri" idols?
Please be careful of "furifuri" even in the bathroom.
Isn't it bad for "furifuri" idols?
No, no.
It's not about that.
Kato-sama, please shut up.
Thank you.
You go to the bathroom in a cute way, right?
That's right.
Toilet paper and...
I don't want to talk about the bathroom anymore.
What about you, Yokohama-san?
What do you do in your daily life?
I go to the bathroom, too.
I walk in the bathroom.
Next, Morida-san!
When I say "furifuri", I mean I have to do it every day.
For example, what do you do?
I do my skirt furifuri.
Oh, I see.
What else?
I do my one-piece furifuri.
Well, it's a skirt, right?
Yes! I think wearing a skirt every day is my furifuri.
I see.
Next is Sakai-san.
By the way, Sakai-san, is it okay?
Yes.
Can you actually do your everyday gestures?
Can you do it for me?
Yes, of course.
I live alone, so I do my furifuri when I cook.
For example...
Can you stand up and do it in front of me?
Thank you.
For example, I do my furifuri in front of the gas stove.
You do your furifuri in front of the gas stove.
And I do my furifuri when I spread flour.
So you do your furifuri while being careful of your everyday gestures.
Is it okay?
Yes, thank you.
Next question, please.
The one in the second row, who is suspicious of his behavior.
Oh, it's her.
I'm Kawamura Yui of IDOLiNG12.
I have a question for all of you.
I think each member has a role in furifuri IDOLiNG.
Can you tell me your roles one by one?
Let's start with End-san.
I'm the one who returns furifuri when there's a disorder in the group.
When I hand over my furifuri...
Isn't it normal?
It's hard to say if it's normal or not...
Which one do you want?
Which one should I do?
Are you thinking about it now?
No, should I do it to Morita?
Should you do it to Morita?
I don't do bad things...
It's just my nature...
I'm afraid of making people confused...
I hope we can talk about it later...
What about you, Yokoyama-san?
I don't know...
Well, I...
I have one head, so it's an eye mark...
Thank you...
Is it a scale as an idol? Or is it just your appearance?
I'd like to say it's an idol...
But it's just my appearance...
Your appearance...
I see...
Well, I...
Among the four of you...
Who did you just point at?
Doesn't that mean you don't approve of anyone?
It's not like that...
Is it okay for you to just make a slight mistake?
Yes, my mouth slipped...
If you slipped, doesn't that mean you made a mess?
What do you mean?
Well, it's fine...
It's just the four of us...
But I'm the shortest among you...
So, I...
Um...
I went down a mountain...
Well...
Is it okay for you to say it's a valley?
Yes, please say it's a valley...
Is it okay for you to say it's a valley?
There's a mountain, and there's a valley...
Yes, there's a mountain, and there's a valley...
Yes...
Yes, I'm Miyazaki's guide when I go to the countryside for events...
Miyazaki! Miyazaki! Miyazaki!
Excuse me! Excuse me! Can you speak standard Japanese for us?
I can speak standard Japanese, but...
Ah, this is standard Japanese? Yes.
As a guide...
Guide? Guide? What is a guide?
What is a guide?
Is it someone who guides you?
That's what a free-for-all idol is called, right? Yes, free-for-all.
Free-for-all, free-for-all... I see.
Now, let's continue with the questions.
Excuse me, but you're wearing a gogole...
Ah, you're wearing a red check.
I'm sorry! I'm a member of the first idol group...
I have a question for free-for-all idol number 11, Morita Suzuka-san...
At the end of the dance rehearsal, when Shifukuri Endo Mai-san changed into her clothes...
She said she didn't have shoes...
Everyone was looking for shoes, but...
They found a pair of shoes that Morita-san was wearing!
Is that true?
What do you mean?
That's the truth.
I thought those boots were similar, but the heel height, shape, and length are all different.
Is it true that the color was black and the same?
Well, if the color is similar, it's the same for animals, but...
There's no distinction between a chick and an egg, right?
Egg! Isn't the egg white?!
Isn't the egg white?!
The egg is white!
The egg is not yellow!
There's yellow in the middle!
You won't know until you open it!
What is it?
Just like that, if the color is the same, it's similar.
So...
You're not convinced of the egg yet, right?
We're convinced of it.
Yellow and yellow are the same distinction, right?
Black and black are the same thing, so the color is just a little different.
I think everyone makes mistakes.
I'm sorry.
I'd like to add something about that.
When I take off my boots, I have a habit of putting my original socks in the boots.
Morita-san also wears his socks.
What do you mean?
Don't you think your little brother is bad?
No, it's not like that. I think he's a little cute.
But I thought it was mine.
I thought it was mine, so I made a mistake.
Ah, but as a little bonus...
I see.
Please go ahead.
Is that okay?
Thank you very much.
Let's continue with the questions.
Let's add some pink to the pink and make it more dazzling.
I'm 13 year old Seina Nagano and I have a question for 11 year old Suzuka Morita.
Your future name is Harriet Jewett. How much English can you speak?
Please tell us how you feel now in English.
And happy...
Mm... So... Masscomy... Yeah.
So... Masscomy...
Sorry!
So... Masscomy...
Sorry!
So... Masscomy...
Sorry, everyone!
Everyone who's here!
It's a question that's related to "FuriFuri Idol"!
So... Masscomy...
So, if you insist...
If you insist...
Yes!
So, with Murita-san...
When we wrote it together...
We agreed to write it in English only.
Yes.
To study English.
How was it?
Shall we try it?
Shall we try it now?
Yes, please!
Oh, happy!
Yes!
Happy? Oh, happy!
Flight?
Flight!
Plane!
No, no!
Plane!
Oh, pierce cute!
Oh, no!
No!
OK! OK!
No, thank you!
No, cool! OK!
No, thank you!
No?
OK, cute!
OK, OK!
Thank you!
For now...
What kind of conversation were you having with Yone?
Cute, right? Pierce...
Yes!
Something like that...
It's about time for this question...
Yes, thank you!
Then...
Yes, yes.
But, well, CD-wise, we are working together.
I'd like to cooperate with you in that area, but...
Well, that side of the CD...
That side of the CD...
Yes, that side of the CD...
We're not in the same trend...
We're right-winged, so...
Oh, so you're right-winged when you're working together.
Then what kind of people are you?
What kind of people...
I said I was a variety expert...
I'm a variety expert.
I know, I know.
I might be a full-time variety expert, but I'm right- winged when I'm in an emergency.
That's not it!
In an emergency...
Each of us...
What do you think?
What are you happy about?
I can't deny Mr. Yazawa's right-wingness.
What do you think?
I see.
If you have any other different opinions...
Are you okay with what you just said?
Yes, I agree.
Yes...
Were there that many groups?
Yes.
Can you raise your hand?
Were there that many groups?
How many groups are there in Yokoyama-san?
Five groups?
There are five groups in this unit.
Including us, right?
Ah, four. Four.
What kind of idol group were the fifth group?
Huh? Wait...
Four.
Does that mean you're not interested in any other groups?
No, we're not interested in any other groups.
For example, where are you interested in?
Giza Gizan Ni.
What do you think of it?
Unlike us, I think it's a group where girls will like cool things.
I have a question for you.
I don't have much to do with it, but there's Bambam Idling, right?
What do you think of Bambam Idling from your perspective?
Bambam...
Do you know Bambam Idling?
Yes.
There's a group called Bambam Idling. What do you think of them from your perspective?
They're cute, aren't they?
You don't like them, do you?
No, not at all. They're really cute.
Specifically, where are they cute?
Um... where everyone has short pants.
You don't like them, do you?
Um... yes, I guess that's about it.
Thank you.
We still have a lot of things we'd like to talk about, but we're running out of time.
I'm sorry, but we're running out of time.
The press conference to commemorate the release of Bambam Idling's CD will end here.
Lastly, could you all say a few words?
Yes.
Um... yes.
Bambam Idling will be released tomorrow,
but unlike what we usually do on the show,
we sang with all of our hearts,
so we hope you'll listen to it.
Yes, we're really grateful for releasing this CD.
Thank you very much.
It will be released tomorrow, but it's a very cute and idol-like song, so I hope you will listen to it. Thank you very much.
Yes, I'm really happy about it.
What are you saying? What are you saying?
I'd like you to listen to this song a lot, so I'm really happy about it. Thank you very much.
It's difficult.
So, everyone, you are the culprit of tomorrow's release. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much for today.
Thank you very much.
Yohan-san, what do you say to Lulinko residents?
Lulinko residents are only 500 in total.
We all agree with you.
I understand.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad, I'm happy, I'm happy, I can't put it into words.
Please accept their overflowing feelings.
Let me announce the theme of today's show.
The theme is...
In order for my unit to break the most...
Yes, the number of candidates is...
This one!
It's the opposite!
Thank you!
It's been a while!
Thank you!
It's been a while!
Thank you!
It's been a while!
Now, let's begin.
Who wants to read first?
Okay, Yokoyama-san!
Okay!
I'm Yokoyama Rurika of the idol club.
Thank you for giving me my fan name, Kiyo-san!
Let's go!
In order for my unit to break the most...
I'll be appearing in "Telephone Shocking"!
Isn't that great?
It's like, "I have to buy it now!"
In "Secret", only once in every hundred episodes,
you'll see me in black and white.
In "Telephone Shocking"?
Yes!
Do you think Fuji TV will allow that?
In "Telephone Shocking", you go home and make a phone call...
Ah, you make a phone call and keep connecting...
And you pass it on to the camera, right?
To the people at home...
Can you translate it for me?
What are you saying?
In "Telephone Shocking"...
We'll give you a ballpoint pen!
Next, Eto-chan!
Yes, I'm Eto Maria, an idol member.
Thank you for saying you like fan names and romance.
In order for my unit to have the biggest break...
I'll change into my glasses!
That's nice!
Who sings that?
No, Bambam.
Oh, Bambam sings it!
Bambam says "glasses"...
He just wants to say "glasses", right?
Bambam's "glasses" rate is like 1/4, right?
By the way, Eto-chan, let me hear you sing.
Stand up and sing for me.
One phrase is fine, right?
I'll decide with my glasses!
You can only do that with Eto-tan!
How about you, Kikuchi-san?
Well...it's hard for me to sing with you.
But you did sing with me just now!
Oh, you sang with me?
I taught you!
Oh, I see!
I'll give you a ballpoint pen!
Next, Tagiguchi-san!
Yes, I'm Tagiguchi Mirai, an idol member.
Thank you for saying fan names and romance!
Thank you!
Next, in order for my unit to have the biggest break...
I'll wear a leotard!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
It's mostly mosaic!
Then, Tagiguchi-san, please say something!
Yes, I'll say something!
Well...
Kisoshi Matsumoto's "Slippery Story", "Spin-off", "Kikuchi-san", "Man-o-jiste", and "CS-nin" are back!
On Fuji-TV Saturdays and Sundays, we'll broadcast "Bocchan's Slippery Story"!
We'll look forward to it!
Please don't miss it!
Full fashion!
I'll be in it too, so please look forward to it!
Really?
Amazing!
I'll watch it!
It was Takiguchi-san in the end, right?
My costume is a leotard, but it's really easy to dance to!
I recommend it!
Don't you remember the disco idling we did the other day?
How much did you do?
That's right!
If you don't do it, we'll be in trouble!
You did that much already!
I really didn't know what to say!
Eto-chan, what kind of speech was that?
I didn't know how much you thought about it!
I really didn't know!
By the way, Iro was in charge of it!
Iro! Everyone was in charge of it!
Iro was also in charge of it!
Sanei is the leader!
Red, right?
Okay?
Wear red! Red!
My theme color is green! Green!
It's green!
Eto-chan is serious, so blue will do!
And Iro has a lot of fat characters, right?
That's right! You're totally like Sentai!
I know what you're thinking!
You're not going to be an idol, are you?
I'm a ranger.
You're not Nantaro Sentai, are you?
I want to do it.
So I'm going to collect the yellow ones.
I think you'll be late!
You have to eat curry.
I want to eat curry!
You have to eat curry and participate in the quiz.
I see.
I hope you like it.
It's a good idea. You'll hide your face anyway.
Even if you say you're a deltard, you're basically a full-body tights.
You're a full-body tights?
That's right. That's what I'm saying.
You're a ranger.
Just looking at you is enough.
You have an impact.
That's right. Just think about your skills.
Takiu Sentai will participate in the quiz!
Thank you!
Next up is Morita.
Yes! I'm Morita Suzuka, 11th year idol.
I got my fan name from Mr. Dandy. Thank you!
Let's go!
In order for my unit to break the most...
I'll join Kohaku Uta Gassei!
Join!?
Join isn't good!
I think joining isn't good!
But I'm ready to be hated!
You'll be hated!
If you look down on Kohaku, it's not like you'll be hated!
It's not like you'll be hated by anyone!
I see, but you'll run and...
At the end or at Hamaseki Ayumi-san...
It's really tight, isn't it?
Before that, you'll run and...
You'll run and...
Maybe before the studio...
There are 17 idols there, aren't there?
So one security guard and about 5 people...
One security guard and about 5 people...
We'll secure it and...
I see!
We'll secure it and...
Join Kohaku Uta Gassei!
If you're bad at it, you'll be arrested!
You'll be arrested!
You'll all be hung upside down like this for the rest of this year!
17 people lined up!
That's no good!
It's fine!
Okay, I'll let you pass, Su-chan!
Okay, and...
Nagano-san!
Yes! I'm 13 year old idol, Nagano Su-chan!
Yes!
Um... Fan name...
Nightjoker0809...
Thank you for joining us!
Let's go back! In order for my unit to break first...
Even now, I will change my unit name to "Puni Puni Idling"!
I think this is exactly what Night Joker said.
Why do we have two words with the same word but not "Puni Puni"?
It's strange that "Puni Puni" hasn't come up until now.
What kind of costume are you wearing, Nagano-san?
I'm wearing a "Puni Puni" costume.
It's like a gelatin material.
It's like a delicious...
It's like a delicious "Puni Puni" texture.
I think it suits you, Nagano-san, but how about Sayanei?
What do you think, Sayanei-san?
It's too late for "Puni Puni"...
It definitely suits you!
There are a lot of girls who think they're "Puni Puni" idols.
With glasses and all...
It suits you! It definitely suits you, "Puni Puni"!
No, it's fine...
Let her transform into "Puni Puni", Kato-san.
Since you're in the same unit as her.
Tell her a lot of things.
I'll tell you about "Puni Puni" from the bottom of my heart.
From the bottom of your heart?
From the bottom of my heart.
From the bottom of your heart?
What kind of application is that?
Nagano-san, please give her a round of applause!
Now, and...
Maiple!
Yes, I'm Maiple.
My fan name is "round"...
I got it from Maiple.
Thank you very much!
In order for my story to break the most...
As a bonus, I'll give you cash.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I have a good idea.
It's like a lottery.
You can change the amount of money.
Not all of it?
Yes.
No exceptions.
There's 2 yen in it.
2 yen?
If you win, you get 100 yen.
If the amount of money is different, there's a cash back.
Yes, yes, yes.
How much is the highest price?
30 million yen.
30 million yen?!
That's amazing!
It's like a lottery.
If you don't buy it, you don't win it.
That's right.
If you don't buy it, you don't win it.
That's right.
I think it'll sell well.
Rather than putting money in it...
Let's say it's this one.
Yes.
I think you can do it.
Yokoyama-san is nodding a lot.
Do you think I'm right?
No, I think you're right.
Cash back is good, isn't it?
If you can do it, try it!
Okay, I'll give you 9 million yen.
Yes, thank you very much.
Okay, next up...
Kikuchi-san!
Yes!
I'm Kikuchi Ami, 16 years old, and I'm an idol.
I got my fan name from Pochinori-san. Thank you very much!
Let's go! In order for my knit to break the most...
You have to endure the song and do your best with the story.
I see!
That's right!
You should fight with your original appearance.
We haven't announced the song yet...
We haven't announced it to the fans...
But only the members say it's a gag.
Even in the comments of the blog...
They say it's a song but you have to do your best.
They say you're good at singing from the beginning.
That's what I think.
I won't say it's a gag...
I've said it many times...
We sing songs with love in our hearts.
We are that kind of group.
That's why...
The song...
The song is "soul".
Yes, it's "soul".
I learned it when I was young.
I see.
You learned it when you were young.
Yes.
That's why...
It's not a gag...
I won't say it's a gag...
But I want to do my best with an interesting feeling.
I see.
If you understand, I'll write the script.
Amazing!
Yes...
It's decided that Bambam will do the story.
Yes...
I'll do my best.
Next...
Sakai-san!
Yes!
I'm Sakai Hitomi, 14 years old.
My fan name is "m-mode-san".
Thank you very much!
Let's go!
In order for my hit to break the most...
I'm going to hire my mom.
My mom owns a golf course in Miyazaki.
So my mom is said to be an idol of the customers at the golf course.
I see!
My mom is said to be an idol of the customers at the golf course.
So I'm going to hire my mom as a free-for-all idol.
It's a good thing for a free-for-all idol to join.
You have to hire an idol for free, right?
But my mom's ball is too wide, so I've been hitting the hernia lately.
You have to fix it!
I can't do intense dancing...
I see.
But...
You can say "ah"!
I see.
I wonder if my mom can play a vocal music like that.
I think she knew about it and wanted to tell you.
I see.
I think she told me.
I see.
I'll give you a round of applause.
Thank you.
Next, Kato!
Yes, I'm Kato Sarka, an idol.
I got my fan name from Kato Rinko.
Thank you!
Let's go.
To make my unit the most popular...
Let's get involved in the hexagon family!
I see.
Let's get involved with the popular stars.
Look at me.
I have glasses, a leotard, and I'm soft.
You have a lot of things.
And I'm a bit of an idiot.
Not an idiot, but a lowlife.
If it goes well, I think I can get involved.
I think I can get involved.
Are you sure you can get involved?
I'll get involved and see what happens.
You're shining!
I can tell with one shot.
I don't think I can do it.
I think I can do it.
I'll try a little harder.
When I was in FNS Esuka Fortress, when I was exiling, I felt like I could do it.
No! Stop it!
You can't go back there!
I can't do it at all! I'm so pissed off!
I can't do it!
You're getting closer and closer.
Every time you kiss me, you close your eyes.
I don't have the right to kiss you.
I don't want you to kiss me.
I see.
I think you can do it.
I'll try a different way of kissing you.
Now, the Grand Prix...
Everyone, please show us.
Well...
Yokoyama will do it!
Everyone, today...
Today is 16th.
Do you know what day it is, Morita-san?
16th?
What day is it today?
16th is...
The day you eat mochi.
I see!
You eat mochi in preparation for your New Year's performance!
You should get used to mochi!
Idiot!
That's not it.
Takeuchi-san.
E-eat a banana.
A banana, right?
I'm sorry.
A banana? Where did you eat a banana?
It became a weird atmosphere.
You said something weaker than Su-chan, didn't you?
Now, today, the 16th is...
Ponchi-san's birthday!
Ponchi-san, happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
We've been talking about it since we got on the train!
Kadosawa-san, you too!
This time, it's not magepan. It's white chocolate.
That's great, Honchi-san! Kadosawa-san is eating something like that!
It's not!
It's always been bad!
I kept saying "magepan isn't good", and it became chocolate.
Kadosawa-san made it good for you!
None of you have eaten it before!
Okay, Honchi-san.
Thank you for the food!
Happy birthday!
How old are you now?
I'm 18!
You're 18!
Okay, Honchi-san.
I forgot!
You're 18 now.
What do you want to do when you're 18?
When I'm 18?
You've been here for 2 years now.
The total number of talks is 3 minutes.
It's a fateful result.
How many minutes do you want to talk in a year?
About 6 times more.
6 times more!
You've grown up!
Okay.
Before you talk, eat up!
Is it good?
Okay, say thank you!
Thank you!
Okay, Honchi-san! Happy birthday!