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TAKEGUCHI DANCE SCHOOL
Today, we have TAKEGUCHI teacher of TAKEGUCHI DANCE SCHOOL.
Thank you.
Teacher, please teach us how to dance.
Thank you.
First of all,
Hope sometimes worries dreams
Worries dreams, worries dreams
Depends on the size of the dice
This heart-pounding life
It's real, it's warm
Shara
A city where there is courage
Heart-pounding life
Children, don't copy this!
While loving each other
People say the same things over and over again, but I don't have the persuasion
My path is one and only, I'm the one who makes you do what you want
I want to throw a stone and kill two birds with one stone
I'm better than you think
Taking a bath and eating ice cream
Pretending to drink tea and singing
Playing games and dieting
Doing my makeup and texting
Watching TV and making calls
I want to live while dreaming
I want to live while deciding
I want to live while enjoying
I want to live while loving each other
I want to live while waiting
I want to live while looking at the gentle wind
I want to stand and read while playing games
I want to play mobs while wearing glasses
I want to live while being conscious of others
I want to live while being motivated
I want to live while drinking and eating
I want to live while being happy
I want to go the way I want to go
I want to live while feeling embarrassed
I want to live while making efforts
I want to live with regret and doubt
I want to live while having fun
I want to live while being frivolous
(G)I-DLE
Hello, we are (G)I-DLE. Nice to meet you.
I'm TV announcer Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you.
Today's program is for (G)I-DLE girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of them.
The program will be broadcasted on December 18th.
Let me introduce you (G)I-DLE.
(G)I-DLE
You're so cute.
Cute.
Today's program is for (G)I-DLE girls who eat something while thinking they'll gain weight.
I'm (G)I-DLE's first member, Sato Sayaka.
You're so cute.
I'm (G)I-DLE's first member, Kristy Kreme, who eats something while thinking she'll gain weight.
I see.
Indeed.
I'm (G)I-DLE's second member, Koizumi Rimi.
I'm (G)I-DLE's first member, Ika, who eats something while thinking she'll gain weight.
You like it. You like everything.
I'm (G)I-DLE's third member, Enronmai.
I'm kinda hungry.
The food I eat even though I think I'll get fat is a tiramisu.
I'm who I'm not to be.
The food I eat even though I think I'll get fat is a pizza.
I'm (G)I-DLE's sixth member, Socii.
The food I eat even though I eat is an icecream.
Be careful!
I'm (G)I-DLE's ninth member, Rurika.
The food I eat even though I think I'll get fat is a Hagen Dazs.
The winner is Hagen Dazs!
Hagen Dazs!
Let's get excited for Christmas with these nine people!
Cheerful girl, please look at her more closely.
Look, don't you want to work hard together?
Idling is waiting for you.
Well, everyone, actually...
...today, this show, Idling...
...will broadcast for 450 times!
That's a lot of time!
450 times is...
...if it's broadcast once a week, it'll take 10 years.
- That's a lot of time! - That's amazing!
Even though it's late...
- How do you feel, 450 times? - I'm really happy!
- You're really happy? - Yes!
Are you happy now?
Everyone was happy there, but...
...is there anything in particular you're happy about?
Well, up until now...
...I've had a really hard time, but...
You don't talk like that!
From now on, I want to talk more openly!
I see!
How about you, Kato-san?
450...times...
...is it?
I don't feel like that at all!
- You don't, right? - I don't!
But I'm happy! Thank you!
Everyone was really happy!
By the way, this time...
...the 450 times were actually done by...
...the first generation of viewers!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- What is it? - It was really fun!
- It was really fun!
You've all done it all but...
...you've all somehow become like a allocation party!
- Somehow, yeah! - I finally remember it!
Somehow it brings back memories!
It brings back memories.
Eto-chan, what do you think?
Last time, Eto-chan and the second-generation students were alone, right?
At that time, you were very lively.
Really? Why?
Eto-chan was completely different from when you were with everyone.
You were having fun.
I heard it was a little difficult for you.
It was.
You're my sister, after all.
I'm sure it was.
Really.
The truth is, being with first-generation students is the happiest thing for me.
Really?
I'm really happy.
You're clenching that candy in your hand.
You're clenching that hoodie candy in your hand.
I'm really happy.
All right.
Let me announce what we'll be doing for the 450th anniversary.
That's huge.
It's the 450th episode of "Otayori no Konan"!
That's right!
Otayori no Konan is...
Until now, viewers have sent us a lot of letters.
We haven't introduced many of them in the show, right?
So, in celebration of the 450th episode, we're going to read them and answer them.
We're going to ask our talented first-generation students to spread them out.
They'll spread them out, right?
We can't end it with just one letter.
Let's make it long.
It's a very simple segment.
It's a perfect segment for people who live far away.
Please do your best.
You don't have to think about anything else.
Just answer honestly.
Okay.
Let's see what letters we have.
The first letter is from...
Kanagawa Prefecture...
What's it called?
Sugaya-san.
Sugaya-san and Daisuke-san.
Daisuke-san, thank you.
Hello, idols!
Hello!
We're always looking forward to your show at midnight on Thursdays.
We're looking forward to it!
By the way, the idols who seem to be having a lot of fun on the show...
Do you meet and play on your days off?
I feel like idols might be playing in private.
What do you think about that?
That's right.
It depends on the members.
I'm glad your dream is about to break.
No, it's not like that.
If you have similar hobbies, you might want to go to the same place.
If you want to wear the same clothes, you might want to go to the same store.
For example, who do you go with?
For clothes...
Michael and Sayonara often go out.
Sayonara and Michael go out a lot?
Michael and I also go out a lot.
They go out a lot.
It's Marukyu-kun.
Yazawa-san is holding her hand down.
She can't even lift it up.
Do you go out with anyone?
I've never gone out with anyone.
Oh, you haven't?
No, it's different.
Yazawa-san would cancel a day before.
That's right!
She's a dota-fan!
She's the same as Saito Mayuko!
She's a dota-fan!
The staff, the director, the producer...
We all go out to eat.
But a few hours before...
I still don't go out.
Yazawa-san is that type of person.
It's not like that!
For example, when I say "Let's go shopping!"
I'm not really looking forward to it.
You're looking forward to it, right?
I'm like "Oh, I can go with Yazawa-san!"
I'm really looking forward to it, but...
Like...
On that night...
Like... "Ah, I guess I'm a little childish."
No matter what you think about it...
You promised you'd go with Mayuko...
Shouldn't you show some mercy?
That's right!
That's what you said in the beginning!
Yazawa-san, did something happen?
Maybe...
We played Miracchio.
Isn't that a double booking?
There weren't many of us.
There weren't even three of us.
You can't see it.
These three people can't see it.
By the way, Saito-san doesn't want to go even though she doesn't have any plans.
The reason is because you're lazy!
I like my house.
Sorry, I'll be careful.
Ah, I see.
I've been shopping with Eto-chan before...
Ah, you have?
Shopping with Eto-chan is a little annoying.
Why is that?
For me and other members who live alone...
Even when it comes to clothes...
It's like saving money...
That's right!
It's as cheap as possible.
It's cheap, right?
Eto-chan is a celebrity.
Eh?
That's right!
When you go to buy a garment...
You put it on, right?
I'll buy this too!
Ah, I'll buy this too!
I'll buy this too!
Wow!
You put it all in the cash register...
And at the end you go to the cash register and buy it.
Eh?!
You're so cute!
But...
The way you put your clothes together is weird...
It's like you're wearing jeans every day.
That's right!
It's like you're wearing jeans every day.
That's right!
It's very plain...
It's like you're...
You're plain?!
What are you talking about?!
I like black!
You like black?!
Black is weird!
You're still young!
If red suits you and black suits you...
You don't have to do it yourself!
Wait!
Eto-chan, what are you doing?!
You're trying to go to Su-chan's position, aren't you?
That's right!
I want to go to Su-chan's position, too!
Recently, you've been having a lot of rivalry with Su- chan, haven't you?
What about you, Sumi-san?
Me? What do you mean?
Sumi-san...
Have you ever gone with her?
Ah, I've never been there. I won't go, I won't go.
You won't go, you won't go!
I'll go with you, Sumi-chan!
What's with you?!
You seem to have a sense of honor from the looks of it!
That's not it! We do talk on the phone, but...
We don't play around like that...
Have you ever played with Sumi-chan?
That's rare, isn't it?
She told me about taking a bath with her about three times!
She refused about once or twice, but...
She finally took a bath with me!
She took a bath with you, didn't she?
She finally took a bath with you, didn't she?
Did you understand?
As you can see, we're all good friends!
Let's continue. Suzuki Hitoshitan from Yamagata Prefecture, 26 years old.
I love idol songs. When I listen to them, I feel energetic. And most of all, I enjoy watching you sing, and it makes me happy, too.
By the way, among your original songs, which is your favorite song?
Which song do you think is good?
What would you give as your number one song?
Please tell us.
What is it?
Snow Celebration.
It's like a winter theme song.
That's amazing.
That's something you can proudly sing in karaoke.
No, you can't sing it!
What is it?
You can't sing it!
No, it's cool.
You can sing other songs, but...
There are many good songs, but Kato-san, you should put in Daiba's voice.
Put in Daiba's voice.
Isn't it our song?
Isn't it our unit song?
But only Daiba's voice is in karaoke.
Why isn't Daiba's voice in the unit song?
Isn't it a good song?
It's a good song.
Which song do you like the most?
Is it 'friend'?
Doesn't it feel like you're talking about your members?
Ah, so it's that kind of song.
Friendly...
Didn't you know?
Tell me!
I know, I know, I know.
I sang it just now.
But still, each and every one of you sang an important song.
Well, it's a long song, but...
It's hard to put it all in one song.
There were a lot of 'on de ma de' patterns.
How about you, Ponchi-san?
It's 'ancy stay with me'.
Isn't it cool?
It's completely different from 'daiba'.
Tell me, tell me!
Hey, hey, hey!
Isn't it cool?
I wanted to try that.
I like heavy songs, too.
Heavy songs are good, too.
I wanted to do the 'stay with me' position, too.
What is this?
Thank you for your hard work!
How about you, Mako?
I...how should I say it...
I like love songs very much.
Very much?
Let's go with what he likes!
I've never pushed it so hard before, but...
I like love songs very much.
Isn't it too little?
It's like old times!
Yes, well...
With that said, it's a love song of a big band.
Let's move on to the next one.
Kawasaki Yasujirou from Tochigi Prefecture, 36 years old.
Thank you!
We've been watching you since the beginning of the show, and it's really fun to see you grow.
By the way, everyone who's been doing this for over two years, we've had a lot of questions, but to be honest, what projects do you want to do again?
On the contrary, what projects do you never want to do again?
What have you been hit with?
I haven't been hit!
There's only one thing I've been hit with.
It's not just one thing. I've been hit with a volleyball like a rock.
On "CS", a comedian broadcasted "brainwashing".
After that, I was like, "Put it together! Put it together! Can you put it together?!"
Everyone, what do you think?
Do you want to do this again?
I want to do "Zippondori" again.
I want to do "Yakii" again.
I want to do "Maseki" again.
You guys didn't say anything about "Happomeki" at all!
It was terrible!
That's why we're talking about "Zippondori" again.
It might have changed.
There are more members now.
Fonchi was trying to sleep during the broadcast.
She was trying to sleep during the broadcast.
Where are you, idols?
Everyone said they wanted to do "Zippondori" again.
They said they wanted a break!
Don't shout!
I want to do "Kyutai" again.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I want to do "Mashima" again.
I want to do "Mashima" again!
She said she would get "N" from "crab"
Don't you want to do it again?
You said it was hard
Konchi-san, what is it?
I don't want to do "Sanban Shobu" anymore
That's good!
Konchi, what was "Sanban Shobu" again?
Yoshitaka-san told me to do "Dragon Ball"
So I shouted out "Dragon Ball" character's name
Moriage Sanban Shobu
I see
That was Yoshitaka-san's lost opportunity
That became a taboo
Neko Neko Fat Fight
What is "Neko Neko Fat" again?
Cat Fight
Like "Neko Neko Neko-chan"
You did it, didn't you?
You hit the ball
You said you didn't want to do it
You didn't want to do it, right?
I was scared in the middle of it
You were "gyuho" instead of "neko neko"
Were you a cow?
That was dangerous
What do you not want to do next, Tayuu-san?
I want to do "Staff Jump"
I don't like "Staff Jump"
I see
That was scary, wasn't it?
Your...
Your important thing...
I only think of it as intentional
It's not like that
It was so funny
I was embarrassed, it was hard
My friends told me
I see
Staff Jump
I'll do it again
Let's continue
Next is Oka Masumi-san from Nagasaki
She's 16 years old
Thank you!
Hello, idols!
I want to be an idol like you!
Am I at the wrong place?
Idol! Idol! Idol!
I want to be an idol like you and I watch your show every week.
What do you want to do as an idol?
It's hard for me to ask you as an idol.
But I want to ask you now.
Please tell me.
P.S. I love you Kato-san.
I love you. Please continue to work hard and not lose to your age.
Thank you! Thank you!
I'm happy! I'll do my best!
I'm happy!
Kato-san's smile is a dream for middle school students all over the country.
It's not a dream! It's not a dream!
Thank you!
Mafumi-chan, thank you!
So, what do you think? After all you are an idol.
This is more like a variety show.
Yes!
Yes, Kano-san.
I want to wear an outfit with Swarovski during a live show.
Sparkling, sparkling, sparkling.
And a fluttering skirt.
I want you to spend a lot of money.
On an outfit.
On an outfit for a live show.
I want you to be like an idol.
I want you to be easy-to-understand.
Sparkling, sparkling, sparkling.
Koichumi-san, you like it too, right?
Sparkling, sparkling, sparkling.
For me, I want to wear a bunch of roses.
A bunch of roses?
I want to wear it here too.
A bunch of roses.
A bunch of roses!
I want it to look like she's wearing roses.
Pink, red, yellow, white.
White, white!
Like a rose ring.
A rose ring, right?
A rose ring.
It looks like you're selling roses.
Yokoyama-san, what do you think? What do you want to do?
I hope we get a sponsor.
Realistic!
We can appear in commercials and stuff like that, right?
I see.
We can get a year's worth of stuff.
It's not something an actor would say.
But the staff members talk about it a lot.
We think about a lot of things.
We think about strategies too.
Yes.
Yes, that's it.
Idols are pretty realistic.
Yes.
Let's move on.
Next is Chiba Prefecture, Tanaka Kouhei-san, 42 years old.
Thank you!
Hello, idols!
I love energetic, always cheerful, and fun-looking idols.
By the way, idols often have staff members on their shows.
To be honest, what do you think of the staff members?
I'm sure you think you've been doing shows together for a long time.
Do you have any complaints about the staff members?
Idols' staff members are good people, so I don't think you'll get mad.
Please tell us on the show!
Please!
On the show!
One person at a time!
It's not written!
It's not written, is it?
Kato-san, please say four of them!
No!
How is it?
Everyone, I'm really jealous!
Because every season...
Sira Rock-san...
...is so popular!
That's right!
It's more popular than us!
It's more popular than idols, right?
That's right!
Sira Rock-san, right?
Lately, it's like...
Mister, right?
Mister!
That's right!
It's like...
Prince Potato, right?
It's like that!
That's right!
Isao-sama is like that, too!
That's right!
How is it?
It's more popular than idols, right?
Lately, Sakuma-san...
...has a "dohou" problem!
What? What?
What "dohou" problem?
Sakuma-san...
...in the show...
...um...
...in the show...
...he got on something he was screaming about...
...and...
...he was really depressed!
Right?
Sakuma-san must be having a hard time, too!
Right?
Takiguchi-san, who just said that...
...will get "dohou" later!
That's right!
Ah, right! That happened before!
Wait a minute!
Did Ponchi yawn, too?
Wrong!
What?!
Ponchi-san!
That's terrible!
Wrong!
That's wrong!
She's talking so hard...
...that her lumbar spine is about to fall apart!
That's right!
That's what athletes do!
That's right!
I see! I see!
Ponchi-san is wrong!
That's right!
Oh!
It's too late now!
It's too late!
What are you trying to retrieve?!
I must thank you...
...for thinking in that way!
Okay!
Very good!
Now!
Em...
This is the last question!
Em...
Next is this!
Hello, Aito-ryumu-san!
Hello!
I can't make friends at work!
What should I do?!
This one is from...
...MAS of Setagaya Ward, Hidetomo-san!
I don't want it!
There's someone like that!
There's someone who can sing like that.
There's someone like that.
Hidetomo-san?
He can't make friends at all in the field, but what can he do?
He's usually alone, but you know what I mean, right?
It's like he doesn't want to get close to people.
It's not like that.
Are you shy?
I'm not shy, but what can he do?
Be more open.
But, but!
When I met an entertainer on another show and was told, "You're on a show with Masuno-san, right?"
I was like, "Masuno-san is really sharp."
Sharp? What is it?
What's sharp about him?
It's like he really has an S-character.
It's like he really doesn't want to get close to people.
That's what my juniors say, right?
It's not like that.
When you're in an idol group, you smile a lot, right?
But you can't make friends, right?
Konji-san.
You should talk more.
That's right.
I'm going to tell you a lot of things.
Tell me!
I heard it earlier, but I heard it yesterday, too.
What?!
No way!
You're forcing Yoshitaka-san to tell you.
Yoshitaka-san!
I heard it!
Now, let's announce it!
Okay!
Tomorrow, we'll be broadcasting the 2008-2009 GP2 Asia Series opening match in Shanghai.
Don't miss it!
Lastly, let's have Honchi-san sum it up for us today.
Is that okay?
Yes!
Please go ahead!
The reason Masuno-san can't make friends is because he looks plain!
Goodbye!
I know!
That might be it.
That might be the biggest reason.
Masuno-san, even among us, you're like this all the time.
It's very rude of you, but when you're with me, you have a very down-to-earth aura.
I'm not more down-to-earth than Michael!
No, no.
I don't know!
It's like you're wearing an ice cream hat!
I don't know!
I'm Michael!
Masuno-san has been with us for two years, right?
Yes!
Isn't it amazing that you don't know each other?
That means we know each other well!
You can tell that to everyone else too, right?
It's not just here, but it's not like we don't know each other.
Oh, I see.
We don't know each other outside of here.
Is it only in the harem?
In the harem?
Sayo-chan!
Um...
My mom watches it too.
Mom! Mom!
She gave me such a great picture.
She loves idoling, right?
She watches it every day.
Mom! Mom!
I watched it with my mom and Masumo's little sister.
I want to see it! I want to see it!
It was really similar!
It was Masumo's little girl version of this.
Right?
It was cute!
Now...
Shall we continue?
Yes!
Thank you, Saito-san!
Kochi Prefecture, Takamatsu Shinichi-san, 29 years old.
Thank you!
Masumo-san, Saito-san, hello!
Hello!
I love Saito-san's natural personality.
Thank you!
From Saito-san's point of view, who would you like to be your little sister in idoling?
Also, who would you not want to be your little sister and not even want to talk about it?
I know it's hard to say, but I think Saito-san's personality would make you laugh, so please tell us!
Who would you like to be?
Who would I like to be my little sister?
Who would you like to be your little sister?
Let's see...
Hmm, let's see...
The one I like is Monchi, I guess?
She's cute!
She's been saying Monchi for a while now.
What about her do you like about her?
Her outfit is cute!
I see!
That cute outfit is nice, isn't it?
This outfit is amazing!
I see!
I'm glad!
It's nice!
It's an outfit!
I'm glad!
I'm glad! It's the first time we've come this far!
It's the first time we've made calories for ourselves!
I'm glad!
On the contrary!
I'm glad!
You're like a little sister!
Then look back! Look back! Look back!
I'm glad! Then I'll stab you! Everyone, look back!
Stab me! Stab me!
I don't like it!
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it!
It's not that you don't like it! It's not that you don't like it!
You're like a little sister!
If you were an older sister, it would be nice, but let's make a bite for now!
If you were an older sister, it would be nice, but I don't want you to be like a younger sister!
I see!
Like! Like! Like! Like!
There are still plenty!
Like! Like!
There are plenty!
I see!
Wait! Wait!
That's why!
I felt it around here!
There are three people!
No way!
It's 1/3.
No way!
By the way, what's the reason?
There were three of us, but the first one who said it first was...
Eh, doesn't it look like you'll get stepped on?
Get out of my way!
If you were living together and Saito-san was lying down, you'd say "Get out of my way!"
Get out of my way, sis!
Get out of my way!
There's a possibility of that.
The second one who said it first was...
Eh, doesn't it look like you'll get stepped on?
I'm going to get stepped on by Saito-san!
I...
I'm going to get stepped on!
I... I'm going to get stepped on!
I'm going to get stepped on!
She talks a lot!
But you don't want to be associated with her as a little sister?
I don't want to be associated with her as a little sister!
Does she talk a lot?
She talks a lot!
When we were at the FNS award show, we were always together and we talked a lot.
It was really awkward next door, so we only talked in front of each other.
When we were at the FNS award show, we were always together and we talked a lot.
It was really awkward next door, so we only talked in front of each other.
It's okay, it's okay.
Be careful in the future!
Be careful in the future, Takeuchi-san!
I'll be careful!
Miracchio tends to slip a lot.
She doesn't want to get involved.
The 3rd person is...
I'll give you a simple reason.
She's a little bit tall.
You don't know that?
You have a standard of what Saito-san thinks.
She's tall, but...
Don't tell anyone.
Why is she here?
- Cute! - I'm tall, right?
- Right? - Do I become a shadow?
- That's right. - That's right.
- Yes, everyone, please sit down. - Yes, please sit down.
- Now, with that said... - Yes?
- Well, today we've introduced various songs, but... - Yes.
- How was it? It's been a while since we've met just as a group. - Yes.
- It's been a while, hasn't it? - It's been a while, hasn't it?
- It's been fun. - It's interesting and I'd like to do it again. - Would you like to do it again? - Yes.
- How was it, Ponchi? - Somehow...
- It's been a while since we've seen each other like this. - Yes.
- Somehow... it feels weird. - Weird feeling...
- Weird feeling means you feel nauseous? - Somehow like 2 years ago...
- Somehow like a long time ago... - It's so funny!
- Ah... - It's so funny! - Looking at it now, it's like an old video.
- But it's fun! - It's fun!
I don't have a list anymore, so it's okay.
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Yes, with that said...
For now, from now on...
Let's aim for another 500 times...
Yes.
Let's do our best.
That's all.
Yes.
450 times anniversary...
Otario corner!
Yes!