AISubs v3.5
Eto-chan, how's school lately?
School?
Well, I can't go to school when there's an idol group, but I go most of the time.
And like, in high school classes, both boys and girls are usually noisy.
Which one is especially noisy?
Boys in particular.
Boys A-kun and B-kun are really stupid.
This is A-kun.
This is A-kun and this is B-kun.
Where's Eto-chan?
I'm on this side.
Eto-chan's here, I'm on Eto-chan's side.
And like, they're really talking about stupid things.
Is this Eto-chan?
- This is Eto-chan. - And, like, really stupid.
- Who's the girl? - I'm the girl, I'm on this side.
- This is where you girls are supposed to be? - This is me.
- This is you girls? - I'm on this side.
- And like... - Where's you teacher?
- I'm here. - Teacher's here.
- Like, super stupid things. - Eto-chan's on this side?
- Well, I'm on the other side, ok? - Okay, well I'm on this side.
- Better yet, this girl is on this side. - Yes, I am on this side.
- Who's this one? - This is A-kun and this is B-kun.
- Isn't this Eto-chan? - No!!
This is English, isn't it? This is what guys say, right?
I don't have persuasion.
My path is always
I'm the one who makes me do what I want to do.
I want to throw just one stone and kill all the birds in the garden.
Rather than winning, I want to win in the end.
While taking a bath, I eat ice cream.
While drinking tea, I sing.
While playing games.
While doing my makeup, I text.
While watching TV, I call.
While dreaming, I want to live.
While drinking tea, I sing.
While playing games, I sing.
While loving each other, I sing.
While drinking tea, I sing.
While reading a book, I sing.
While meeting up, I stand and look. While putting on make-up, I dance.
While being conscious, I glare. While showing off, I look away.
While drinking tea, I sing. While drinking tea, I sing.
While drinking tea, I sing.
While watching a movie, I gaze. While dancing, I laugh.
While drinking tea, I stand and look. While showing off, I look away.
While drinking tea, I sing.
While being conscious, I glare. While showing off, I look away.
While dancing, I walk and sing.
Idling!
It's started, Idling!
Honchi-san's way of wearing a hat is great.
It's nostalgic.
I'm Masato, nice to meet you!
I'm an announcer, Eidol. Nice to meet you!
This program is for idling girls who are growing up as idols to become one person.
Yes, that's right! Let's go and watch Idling!
This week's program is broadcasted at 2:40 pm.
Let's introduce them as guests, it's Idling!
First of all, let's introduce today's theme.
The fashion that you think will come this winter is...
First of all, Koizumi-san!
Yes, Idling League is me, Koizumi.
The fashion that you think will come this winter is...
Well...
Blood-sucking hats!
I see!
Idling League is me, Koizumi!
I'm Otomaria of Dalmatian. What I think will come this winter is a knit bow!
Not a necklace!
I'm fashion leader of idling, Otomaria of Dalmatian.
What I think will come this winter is a leopard pattern.
I'm an anchor of idling, Atarika. What I think will come this winter is a Dalmatian pattern.
I'm an idol trainee, Morita Suzuka.
What I think will come this winter is a balloon skirt.
Oh, I got it!
I'm Murayui of idling League. What I think will come this winter is a water ball pattern.
I'm Isomi of idling League. What I think will come this winter is an engineer boots.
I'm Asumi of idling League. What I think will come this winter is a knee high boots.
What I think will come this winter is a knee high boots.
I'm Misumiki of idling League. What I think will come this winter is socks.
I see! It will come forever! It's been coming for a long time! It was coming and it will come from now on!
I thought it would be warm.
OK, we will send you off with these members. Let's go around today!
(Applause)
I'm Bonchi of idling League. What I think will come this winter is a...
A fansummer club.
I'm Michelle Midy of idling League. What I think will come this winter is...
A fansummer club!
I'm Miyake Hitomi of idling League. What I think will come this winter is...
A fansummer club!
I'm Asahi Nao of idling League. What I think will come this winter is...
Can I have a curry rice?
We don't use a personal phone card.
A fansummer club!
A fansummer club with everyone is...
Mani-idol!
Now, even if you are an idol with a wide range of knowledge in the entertainment world,
this corner is for you to learn about the field of knowledge.
It's Mani-idol!
Yes, last time's Mani-idol was also quite exciting.
It was exciting!
Last time it was Miniong, but this time's theme is this!
Yes, it's Miniong!
It's you again!
It's nice, though.
The staff are more excited than anyone else.
That's right.
That's why we've invited her again.
She came all the way here despite her busy schedule.
Who is it?
It's Miniong's teacher!
Please come in!
Why don't you save some money and start running?
That was a good dream.
A.D. Uematsu, who ran through his youth with Miniong, and Mr. Miniong! Please come in!
He's more popular than before.
Mr. Miniong is very popular now.
He's different from usual.
He's different.
His face has changed since the rehearsal.
He's more fun than anyone else.
Mr. Uematsu, you're always in the back and always in a good mood.
He's always in a good mood.
He's usually very quiet.
But when it comes to Miniong, he's always very confident.
He's like a mister.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you!
It seems like you have a lot of strength.
In this case as well...
You were in A.D., right?
But it seems like you were praised a lot for being a co-director.
For Miniong.
For Miniong, I was a co-director.
You can't give up on that.
Now, about Mr. Miniong...
What will you be doing today?
This time...
As I said last time...
For Miniong, it's about how fast you can go and how beautiful you can be.
This original modification is Miniong's charm.
You're going to do an original modification?
Yes.
Idols, please explain original modification in advance.
Yes, that's right.
Mister, are you angry?
You were quite excited during rehearsal.
Did you modify it after Mister gave a lecture?
No, I didn't do it at all.
Oh, is that so?
I explained only your imagination.
I see.
I see. I'll leave it up to you, Mister.
Yes.
I'd like you to show us right away.
Yes.
This is Miniong that you modified.
Wow!
It's here!
Let's take a look at them one by one.
First of all, Koizumi-san's -001.
Excuse me.
Yes, what is it?
Can I say something first?
Sure, go ahead.
Last time, Koizumi-san's -001 was called "Parade Emperor".
Koizumi-san put an emperor sticker on his "shooting star" body.
His body wasn't an emperor.
Oh, I see.
When I first saw it, I thought it was an emperor.
That's why Koizumi-san's -001 is here.
I see. To be precise, his body is a "shooting star".
A "shooting star".
His sticker was an emperor.
Yes.
I see.
He did quite a lot of crazy things.
"Shooting star".
Yes, "shooting star".
Okay, let's take a look.
Koizumi-san put this "shooting star" on Koizumi- san's -001.
Wow!
Cute!
It's very energetic.
I imagined a princess.
The title is "Princess for me".
"Princess for me"?
Yes.
It's a cute title.
A princess with a bear.
A princess with a mono-bear.
Yes, it is.
It's very girly.
Yes, it's cute.
But I saw it in "Idling Diary".
You made all of it for Iyake-san.
You didn't see it, did you?
I sent him the design and he did it for me.
I see.
Is that right, Mister? This design?
Is it cute?
I admit it's original, but it has bears and decorations, so it's a little heavy.
I see. It's too fast.
It's too fast.
I see.
It's cute, isn't it?
I see. I think it's cute.
Now, let's look at the next one.
It's a remodeled version of Etomaria-san's Black Saber.
It's this one.
This is...
Yes, this is Black Saber Celebrity Glasses.
Celebrity Glasses?
Yes.
Celebrity Glasses, but they're glasses that are cheap.
They're big glasses.
You can tell at first glance, right?
So it doesn't break.
So it doesn't break, right?
Yes.
It's sparkly and a little mature.
As a celebrity, it has Etomaria-san's trademark glasses.
Yes.
What do you think of this?
Well, Black Saber's original machine, Saber Seeds, is an air-powered machine.
It reduces air resistance very smoothly.
I see.
This smooth body reduces air resistance.
It's decorated and it doesn't have a catachack, but this fluffiness...
That's not fluffiness, it's "pa"!
"Pa"!
Miss, that's not fluffiness, it's "pa"!
"Pa"!
In the world of Minions, this is fluffiness.
"Pa"!
In the world of girls, it's "pa"!
Since it has "pa", it may slow down a little, but for me, it's fine.
It's fine.
Yes.
It's sparkly and nice, isn't it?
Yes.
Next up is Takeuchi-san's Spinax machine.
Yes.
The height is already high.
It's like this.
No!
It's like this!
No!
Why?!
This is called Spinax Hariyama.
Last time, my speed was very slow and I had a complex about speed, so I pursued speed.
Um, I'm not saying this for Minions, but it's dirty!
What is this?!
What is it?!
Why did you make it this color?!
Well, when you say "king", you think of gold.
It's not gold!
What color is it?!
It's yellow!
It's reddish! Reddish!
It's gold!
That's terrible!
Why?!
This should be sold in convenience stores!
We make it with materials that can be made in convenience stores.
Convenience stores! Convenience stores will get mad at you for selling things like this!
Convenience stores! What did you use to make it like this?!
Skewers! Skewers! Skewers!
To attack?
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
What do you do when it's pointed up?
Sewing set needles!
What's this?
To deal with enemies!
What's this?
This is a chameleon!
Chameleon?!
It's made to crush enemies who run faster than me!
I don't like it!
You don't like it?!
To increase your cornering performance...
I don't like it!
Why?!
You're lying!
Right?!
Why?!
Why didn't you tell me?!
Let's hide this in the back.
Wait!
Next up is Azawa-san's "Brocken Gigant" that she modified.
It looks like this.
Wow!
What is it?
This is "Brocken Gigant Harapeco Special."
I see!
It's cute!
It's a machine that pursues reality.
But it's done properly.
It's detailed.
Here...
There's a shrimp here.
Cute!
Detailed! Detailed! Detailed!
It's cute!
It's like "Okosama Lunch."
That's right!
It's a work that will make you happy just by looking at it.
What do you think, Nishi-san?
This "Brocken Gigant" machine...
It has a motor in the front.
That's right.
So it's very advantageous when you're going up and down.
Wow!
But there's stuff on it as a whole.
So...
So it's disadvantageous in the end?
But there's something called "down force."
By lowering the center of gravity, it increases stability.
That's right! It might be stable.
So...
Looking at "down force," I think it's pretty good.
Wow!
It's solid.
It's good!
Isn't it wonderful?
Thank you!
So, next...
It's Morita-san's...
Yes!
Ah, it's Morita-san's, right?
Yes, it's Morita-san's.
Sonic Saber...
Yes!
Here it is.
Yes!
What is it?
This is Sonic Saber's wedding celebration.
Celebration? Who celebrated it?
Celebration...
Angelina Jolie-san and Himuro Kyosuke-san.
They're my favorite people.
You two aren't married!
We're not married!
Why are you making it up?
Well, since you're married...
This Sonic Saber stand...
Hotei-san's guitar...
Hotei-san's guitar model.
And we're in the car Hotei-san celebrated with us.
The two of us.
Angelina Jolie-san only looks like Takeguchi-san.
No!
That's not true!
Wait, it's totally different!
And this is the shoulder pad.
It's Angie!
Why?!
It only looks like Angelina Jolie-san and Shilla Rock.
What do you think of it, mister?
It's cute.
The Saber series is called "aircraft machines"...
Aircraft machines, right?
They have smooth bodies...
But these...
I'm sorry, but these two...
These couples...
They're getting in the way and are getting air resistance.
I see.
I think it'll be a little awkward.
What if the wind hits Shilla Rock?
No, it's Himuro Rock.
It's Himuro Rock?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I understand.
Now, moving on...
Kaguna-san's Beat Magnum.
Yes!
It looks like this.
It's stuck!
Take it properly!
What is this?
This is...
Um...
What is this?
It's called the Magnum Tornado Manufacturing Machine.
What is it?
I put a lot of thought into this.
I thought I had to make it lighter to produce a Magnum Tornado...
That's why I'm using cotton here.
But actually...
This body is a little scraped off.
You scraped it off?
Yes.
So I focused on making it lighter...
And I thought about what I should do with the body...
So I put a lamp on it like a sailor...
And put a mark on it...
Is there a custom of putting cotton on a sailor in Shilla Rock?
There is.
There is, but...
Is there something like this on it? What is it?
This is me.
Oh, this is you.
This is me.
I worked really hard to make it.
What is this balloon?
This balloon is...
Is it a Kitagora Stitch?
So...
I had a wish of making it lighter...
But even if it popped...
If it went "bam" and made a Magnum Tornado...
Um...
I'm saying this, but what do you think?
Isn't it good?
If only a Magnum Tornado came out...
I'm giving up!
For the first time today, Mister is surprised.
You're kidding, right?
I thought about it a lot, but...
This balloon will come out, right?
I also put a cabinet here and made it bigger, like a tire.
But even if you put it on, it doesn't make sense if it doesn't turn, right?
That's right!
That's a good theory!
I'll do my best!
Well, it's not like that, but let's actually run it and see what happens.
That's right!
Miracles may happen, right?
That's right!
Yes!
And, Sakai-san!
Yes!
He made it like this for me.
Wow!
He's an idiot!
Buster Sonic!
Buster Sonic Saka-santa!
Saka-santa!
This is also a miracle, right?
But!
It's not just this!
What is it?
I have a secret weapon here!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow!
Illumination!
So you're saying you're putting batteries in here for this, right?
That's right!
Is it attached?
It's attached!
This is the wiring, right?
Yes!
If you remove this, this illumination will go out of order, so you definitely need this.
This weight is absolutely necessary!
It's necessary!
You put batteries in here for this light, right?
That's right!
It's quite heavy!
Does it move?
It moves properly!
I also developed and attached a roller here!
Wow!
Below...
Below, he's buried his ears!
How is it?
Well...
It's also in the manga, but...
Yes, yes!
Actually...
To go to the hospital, there was an accident and they couldn't deliver medicine.
Yes, yes!
They said it wasn't good.
I see!
It's a scene where the three of them carry medicine with all their might.
Wow!
That's...
It's just a battery for the light!
It ends here, so...
It's a little slow, too.
This is pretty heavy.
But it might be a combination, this one.
On the contrary.
And...
Asahi-san's...
Beak, Spider, Zebra.
She made it like this.
Ta-dah!
So stylish!
Beak, Spider, Zebra, Hazagara, Bohemian.
I see.
What's the point?
Well...
I wanted to add a little more fashion to this kind of car.
That's why I put in Bohemian.
The point is...
Well...
Hazagara and...
This "pa".
I said "pa", but...
I don't know about fashion anymore.
So...
I put in this button.
Ah, cute! Cute!
Ah, tires! Tires!
There's a button on the tire, look!
Wow!
It's stylish, isn't it?
Awesome!
I put in this button, too.
Ah, you put it in yourself.
Yes.
You're very particular about it.
Yes, I am.
That's right, that's right.
I said it like "collaboneze", but...
Yes, and...
Michelle-san!
Yes!
"Dash", "Ichigo", "Empera"...
That's right.
I made it like this.
Ah, cute!
I like it!
Look!
Ah, it's...
Ah! What was it?
Vege...
Vegemite!
Vegemite, Michelle-san, you're listening to it properly.
It's from Australia.
And Vegemite is really good for you, so I thought it'd be good for your car.
I thought I'd be able to drive it faster.
But it's Michelle-like, isn't it?
This sparkling feeling.
Yes, it is.
And the tires are also properly spiked, so...
Awesome!
I thought I'd be able to go faster.
Ah, you're right!
Ah, that's right!
The name is...
The name of this is...
What's the name?
Um...
Vegeoze...
Dynamite...
Empera...
Dollar...
That's long!
And...
It's good.
Can we call it "Michelle Special"?
Yes!
Michelle Special!
How do you like it, Mister?
It's pretty good, isn't it?
The air goes through here.
The heart becomes a little air resistance.
But the air goes through here.
Ah, because there's a hole here.
Is it okay for you, Michelle?
I see.
Now...
With that said...
All of you...
Ah, what was it again?
Our...
Let's move on...
To the first race!
Now...
Ah, Mister!
Yes.
It's this course...
It's this course... What are you racing for?
Here...
It's a specific idling, mini-onk off-road course!
Hypers!
Off-road course...
Hypers!
Yes!
Where do you place the Hypers?
Well...
The obstacles are used diversely...
And it gives you a more aggressive...
Racefeel!
I see!
Mister, you're getting excited about this course!
Ah, yes!
Now!
All of you have modified your cars...
How will you race for the first race?
Please stand by for the first race.
Are you ready?
Stop!
What does "stop" mean?
Can I say one thing?
What is it?
When you launch a mini-onk, if you push it with the engine on, the engine will heat up and the motor will heat up.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Yes, please don't do it.
The little ones watching may imitate it.
Young people, please don't imitate it.
What is it?
That's what we were practicing just now!
Got it, everyone!
You can't hold it down with the engine on!
Please raise it up, is that okay?
Yes!
I wish you told me about this last time!
I don't know why we're doing it for the second time...
Now, let's get to the race!
Yes!
Is that okay?
Yes!
About position...
Race!
Start!
Wow!
That's fast!
Wow!
Kawamura-san wins!
You made it!
Kawamura is in trouble!
A miracle has happened!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What's wrong, Sakai- san?!
Wait a minute!
Su-chan, you fell down!
Even though you just got married!
Even though you worked so hard for it!
And with that, it's over!
Kawabara-san won!
Thank you so much!
You did it!
Young people can do it!
And now, for the second race!
Let's go, everyone! Please stand by!
I don't want to race Mira-san...
I don't know what she's going to do!
I don't want to race Mira-san!
Are you ready?
It's dangerous!
I don't want to race her!
Let's go! The second mini-onk race!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
I'll take care of it one by one!
Wait!
Watch out!
It's close!
Wait!
Don't run!
It's too heavy! I can't pull it!
Don't run!
It's too heavy!
Yes!
Now!
Ready!
Go!
Miracho! Miracho!
Miracho, turn around!
Wait!
I'll take care of it one by one!
Yes!
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Yes!
So who came in first in this race?
Nozomi!
Yes, Asahi!
Yes!
Mukisu! Mukisu!
Mukisu!
Yes!
So Kamura and Asahi will be in the final!
Yes!
Everyone, please enjoy the final round until it's over.
That's it for the remodeled Grand Prix! Goodbye!
It stopped! It stopped!
It rotated, didn't it?
Did you score a goal in the meantime?
I did.
What? What's with that color? Is it matching with the course?
It was hard to find.
It was hard to find, wasn't it?
You were behind the audience, weren't you?
You're really rampaging.
You've had a rough path since last time.
I'm sorry.
How about you, Michelle? Were you okay?
Were you unharmed?
Michelle was running pretty well, too.
How about you, Eto-chan?
Unharmed, unharmed.
First place is Asahi-san.
And second place is...
Second place is Mirai-san.
No one got it right, right?
It's me!
No, you're wrong.
Yes, it's Michelle. Michelle, it's you.
Anyway, Asahi-san is in first place.
So it's a one-on-one confrontation match.
Now, please stand by.
Angelina fell down a lot.
Sakai-san!
What do you mean Angelina fell down a lot?
Are you okay?
No one got it right, right?
Sakai-san, too.
I even turned off the battery.
It's useless.
Now, please stand by.
I feel like I'm going to lose.
Wait, wait, wait!
Huh?
Machinney...
Are you okay?
Huh?
No way...
Mister, what's wrong with you?
Mister!
Mister, help me!
Even though you went this far!
Mister, you're so relaxed.
Mister, what do you think?
Ah, I'm going to hide for a while.
Mister, you're so cool!
Mister, you opened it without hesitation.
Take good care of it.
Take good care of it, okay?
You, make it well!
Take good care of it, you!
Ah, it fell! It fell! It fell!
As expected of Mister!
Mister!
Amazing!
That's how it is!
Mister!
Mister...
Mister, are you ready?
Yes.
It's started.
Amazing!
But, Mister, your arm is broken.
Mister, I told you that some parts are broken.
Mister! Your arm is broken!
This is me, but my arm is broken!
I think it's faster for you to lose your arm.
I see.
That's wrong!
You should think about losing your arm.
That's how it is.
Right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Please do your best.
On the contrary, it's good that you made it easier for Mister.
That's right. Thank you for breaking my arm.
Well then!
Finally...
Yes!
The number one will be decided!
Let's go!
Original remodeled Minions...
Final!
Start!
Amazing!
So cool!
Wow!
So cute!
You're Thai, aren't you?
What is that?
You're so dirty!
Me?
Hey, Asahi...
Hey, this is me, me, me...
I made it so light...
You didn't need this at all, did you?
So, we've won!
We did it!
Yeah!
It was strong!
It was strong, wasn't it?
Isn't it a modification that doesn't require much air resistance?
That's right!
It's smooth.
I made it light, too.
Oh, it's light on the body, too.
It's paper clay.
I see.
It's cute and fast.
That's right.
So...
Asahi won first place in this race.
What did you think of it, Mister?
Well...
I'm very happy about this race.
Well...
This time...
It's a modification of appearance.
It's a modification of becoming more beautiful.
So, next time...
It's a modification of pursuing speed.
I see.
This time, you focused too much on making it cute.
There are examples like Mister Takiguchi, but...
I don't know what you focused on, but...
It was fast!
So...
Next time...
We'll pursue speed.
So...
Please come back and modify it.
So...
That's all for today!
See you later!
Wait a minute!
Everyone...
Today, November 28th...
Master is 33 years old!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Wow!
It's my first time!
You said it while the camera was rolling!
But it's really your birthday today, isn't it?
That's right! It's the recording crew's birthday today!
Thank you for your hard work!
- You're 33 years old now. - Yes, I am.
What is this horse that's waiting for you?
- Is something coming? - There was something there!
- There was something there, but you clearly went there! - Yes, I ran there!
- I could see the game here! - Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
- Happy birthday! - Thank you!
Thank you!
You look cute!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Oh, everyone's here!
- Is this your first time in front of the TV? - Yes, it's my first time.
When "idoling" started, I got a small cake from Sugita- san at Jason's place for my first birthday.
Sugita-san is an ex-AD.
I didn't think I'd get a cake like this on this show.
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Well, I'm 33 years old.
I'd like to live like I'm 26 years old.
Not 27 years old, but 25 years old.
- Why? - I'd like to live like that.
You don't have to live like you're 26 years old.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please continue to support "idoling"!
Thank you!
I thought you wouldn't say it like that, but I thought you'd say something.
That's right!
I've been careful for a while now, but it's okay, right?
It's okay, right?
It's okay, right? Thank you.
Thank you!
But it's okay, right? If you want to do something yourself...
I thought you'd say something when you came out of the closet.
I thought you'd say something.
I thought you'd say something when you came out of the closet.
I don't know what's going on.
Thank you!
You're still cautious.
Everyone, please go in first.
What are you cautious about?
On top of the clothes!
Were there balloons in the sea?
You're being sensitive right now.
What is this?
There's nothing, right?
Let's go home, everyone.
Let's go home.
What is this?
Okay!
There's nothing!
Thank you!
You're tough!
You're strong!
Thank you!
I thought there would be a hole to drop something.
I thought something was definitely going to fall!