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IDOLiNG
Hi, I'm MC of "IDOLiNG", Masato Bakaru. Nice to meet you!
I'm TV announcer, Maika Saito. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
"IDOLiNG" is a program that aims to make girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of them.
"IDOLiNG" is a program that aims to make girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of them.
"IDOLiNG" will be broadcast from 2:40 p.m. Thursday.
We have an announcement to make!
"IDOLiNG" original message was broadcasted at KARAOKE "JOY SOUND"
which was decided by the Ministry of Education and Law Enforcement.
You can watch it from now, so please go and watch it!
Also, "IDOLiNG" promotion video will be broadcasted from December 16th.
Please wait a little bit!
Okay, let's introduce them right away.
They are idols!
Huh?
That's what I want to say.
But, as you can see, there aren't any!
Oh, what's wrong? Did you mess up again?
Again?
We don't always mess up with idols like that.
Is that so?
Actually, there's a reason for this.
First of all, there is a serious announcement that will shake up idols' history.
Even though it's a serious announcement, there aren't any members?
Even though there aren't any, there is a reason for it.
First of all, please watch this video.
On this day, idling members gathered without any notice.
Today, we have not gathered together for anything else.
But we would like to talk about the next CD's release.
This song is "unit".
Wow!
This unit is "unit".
We would like to announce it now.
This unit is...
It is written on the white board over there.
Kato-san, please turn it over.
Let's go!
Wait.
What?
It has changed.
What?
Wait a minute.
Why do you choose me only once?
Your name is wrong.
It is "batten".
It is written on the white board.
It is wrong.
It is too late.
Let's talk about it over and over again.
Are you kidding me?
It is not like that.
Wait a minute.
Why do you choose me only once?
It was good until now, but is it a mistake of something?
That? That's a mistake.
But, among the five of us, I feel like our team is the most exciting.
I hope we can rap and have fun. I will do my best.
I'm happy to be in this unit, but I really want to do my best.
I want this group to be feminine and sexy.
I want everyone to wear roses and curl their hair.
I want us to be a really cute and beautiful unit.
Among the five of us, I feel like our team is the most exciting.
It seems like our team has been decided.
Our team has been decided.
I feel like our team is pink.
I'm looking forward to seeing what our costumes will be like.
I will do my best.
I'm relatively isolated.
I'm isolated.
But, these three were relatively talkative.
I will do my best.
I think we will have a lot of fun.
We are all good friends and have good teamwork.
What kind of unit was born?
We will announce it in the studio.
Here it is!
Announcement! Idling Unit Project!
But we've done units and cover songs in concerts, but this is the first time an unit has released a CD.
Yes, it's our first time.
Let's announce it right away.
The first unit is...
Furifuri Idling!
When you think of idols, you think of Furifuri.
It's very idol-like, isn't it?
It's very cute.
Who is it and whose unit is it? Let's have them appear now!
Yes, Furifuri Idling's members are...
First of all, this person!
No. 3, Endo Mai-chan!
Next, No. 9, Yokoyama Rurika-chan!
So cute!
Next, No. 11, Morita Suzuka-chan!
So cute!
Lastly, No. 14, Sakai Hitomi-chan!
That's our four members!
So cute!
They're wearing white clothes.
It's very idol-like, isn't it?
Yes, it's very Edohara-like.
It's true that you can't wear white clothes.
It's good that you're members who have a sense of cleanliness.
What do you think of it?
It's good, isn't it? It's organized.
It's organized, isn't it?
When I wear this outfit, I'll try not to talk.
You have to meet Miyazaki!
Now, let's announce the next unit.
Yes.
The next unit is...
This one!
They're very idol-like, aren't they?
What is "bun bun" idol-like?
Like, they do something "bun bun", right?
There's also "bun bun" of "bun bun bun bun bun bun".
There's also "bun" of "bun bun bun bun bun".
Which "bun" is it?
Let's see who they are!
"Bun bun" idol-like are these people!
Please come in!
First of all, number one, Kato Sayaka-chan!
Next, number four, Eto Maria-chan!
Next, number five, Takiguchi Mirac-chan!
Number thirteen, Nagano Serina-chan!
Lastly, number sixteen, Gucci Ami-chan!
She's energetic.
She's full of energy, Bambam Idol Club.
What kind of image do you have of Bambam Idol Club?
It's like "hajiketeru".
Oh, "hajiketeru".
It's like "donpachi" in "hajikeru ame".
It suddenly feels like an Alpen commercial.
Why is that?
It's "bambam".
Maria, show us your shoulders.
If you cool down your shoulders, you won't be able to throw anymore.
What do you think of Bambam Idol Club?
It's energetic.
It's like "hajiketeru".
I'm glad you have a hero's eyes.
I won't dirty you, so it's okay.
You can't dirty me with this, either.
Let's move on.
The next hit is...
"kyunkyun" idling.
It's cute.
It's like "munekyun" in "munekyun deka".
Let's take a look.
They are "kyunkyun" idling.
It's cute.
It's like "munekyun" in "munekyun deka".
What? Are you deciding? Are you fixing it?
And last but not least, No. 15, Asahi Nao-chan!
You look like a boss.
Hey, Yazawa-san is living under the carinth of Dragon Ball.
Um...
No!
It's like "wooper", "wooper", "wooker"...
What kind of image do you have of "munekyun"?
My image is...
- Moist. - Moist and...
Kind of "munekyun".
You're a fisherman, aren't you?
What are you talking about? It's a trend now.
- I'm a bohemian. - Oh, is it a trend now?
- I'm a bohemian. - Bohemian.
- Isn't it "adventure of the evil ghost"?
- No! - No!
- It's a trend now. - How is it?
- I like it. - Oh, so you like this outfit?
- That's right. - That's right.
- Is it "country style"? - Yes, it's "country style".
- Yes, it is. - Yes, it is.
What do you think of "bummer idol", "munekyun idol"?
- They're cute. - They're cute.
Hey!
You...
- You... - It's a trend now.
You...
If you get dirty or complain about it, you should go and ask a doctor about it.
- A girl like you... - That's right.
Yes, that's how cute "munekyun idol" is.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's move on to the next trend. - The next one is...
- This one! - This one!
"Shiny, shiny idol".
- Shiny, shiny. - Shiny, shiny.
- I wonder what "shiny, shiny" is. - It's a different image.
- Yes, it's a sharp image.
- It feels like something's wrong. - Yes, it does.
- Yes, it does.
Let's see it.
"Shiny, shiny idol" is these girls. Please watch!
First of all, this girl looks like No. 2, Koizumi!
"Shiny, shiny idol" is these girls! Please watch!
Next, number 8, Funchi!
So cool!
And number 17, Miyake Hitomi!
She's different from usual!
And last, number 18, Michelle!
So cool!
An hour's night is 6,000 yen!
It's not a joke!
She's an idol!
She's a bit sexy, isn't she?
Yes, she is. She's cool.
She's cool, like at night.
Her lips are a bit dark.
Yes, don't look!
She's sexy.
Isn't it good?
What do you think, Bambam?
She's cool!
I don't know. As more girls join in, Bambam starts to look like an entertainer.
As more girls start to look like an idol, suddenly...
She's an idol!
She's so colorful!
She's an idol!
So, she's a sexy, bizarre idol.
Kojima-san, what do you think?
I definitely thought she was white.
I thought she was black.
What do you think? She's cool, but...
She's cool, too, Kojima-san.
We all bought roses for her.
Oh, you did?
The leader told me to bring them.
The leader...
Even though you bought them, the leader was the only one who bought a cape and a rose.
You were the only one who bought a cape and a rose.
I didn't have any money, but 300 yen for three people.
I see!
She's a craftsman, too.
Isn't it wonderful?
So, we have all the members here.
Of course, we'll use this member's CD, right?
Yes!
So, on December 17th...
"Puri Puri Idling" and "Bizarre Bizarre Idling"...
On January 7th...
"Kyun Kyun Idling" and "Ban Ban Idling"...
Will release both A-side single CDs!
It's such an honor for us to release a job-hunting idol!
You're so blessed, aren't you?
Thank you!
You're so lucky to have a job-hunting idol in a convenience store!
You're lucky, aren't you?
And of course you all know about releasing CDs, right?
Do you know about releasing CDs?
What do you mean?
Like a handshake?
Or events?
Events! Events!
Events!
Well, well, ladies and gentlemen...
But isn't there something much more important than that?
You know about it, right?
Like a music video?
Ah! Music video!
Music video!
Like a music video!
That was before that!
Before that!
So of course...
Of course...
What's released in an Oricon?
Rankings...
Rankings are released, right?
The release date is different, right?
Yes, yes...
It's the same every time, right?
Oricon daily ranking and stuff, right?
Even during touring, on the day of releasing the CD, while everyone is cheering, it is announced in the rankings.
It is very important to release a CD.
It is announced in every program.
It is very important.
This world is the result!
It is the result!
It's great that we can release a CD, but there are things that are judged based on rankings.
There are people who only look at the results, right?
Until now, there were 17 of us and we were all idol groups, but now there are 4 teams.
1, 2, 3, 4 teams.
Well, we will release it together, right?
Yes.
"Furi Furi" and "Giza Giza" will be released together, right?
Yes.
And "Kyun Kyun" and "Ban Ban" will be released together, right?
They will be released, right?
Yes.
The release date is different.
The release date is different, right?
Yes.
We have no choice but to announce it, right?
Yes.
There are 4 teams, which means...
What?
"Idol League Unit Battle" daily ranking battle!
This unit will not be released just like that, everyone!
Each unit will be judged based on their daily ranking.
Yes!
Daily ranking on the first day.
Is that okay?
Daily ranking on the first day.
"Furi Furi" idol league, "Giza Giza" idol league...
"Kyun Kyun" idol league and...
"Ban Ban"!
Yes!
I understand.
By the way, is this unit also...
This one?
Yes.
"Furi Furi" and "Giza Giza" will be tied up soon!
What?
Speaking of winter Fuji TV, I'm sure you all know because it's already the third time, but here it is!
"Furi Furi" and "Giza Giza" hot fantasy theme event!
This year as well, the hot fantasy theme event "odaiba 2008" to "odaiba 2009" will be held from December 13th to January 4th in odaiba Fuji TV and nearby areas.
These two songs were chosen as image songs, but other members also have live performances and events, so we'd like you all to liven up the hot fantasy!
On the other hand, "kyunkyun" and "bambam" will be performing with these members.
I see.
It's an interesting combination. By the way, this unit also has a tie-up!
Wow!
Yes.
Now, what is it about?
This unit and the tie-up are...
currently being adjusted!
No, this is... no matter how big of a story it is, there is a time when it is being adjusted.
That's why it happened to be here.
However! However!
While being adjusted, there is always something going on, right?
Right now, under the water... under the water...
there is a big story going on or not.
Okay!
So, Kano-san, what is it about?
Hot fantasy...
Huh?
See? See?
Dai, you can tell by his face that he's clearly thinking of something.
What could it be?
Dai's face is like that when he's hiding something.
Dai's face.
What's your family name?
Family name?
- Aichi. - Aichi.
Everyone!
- Everyone! - Everyone!
Dai, there is something for you. There is something for you.
It's Fuji TV.
- It's Fuji TV. - Isn't it obvious?
- Isn't it obvious?
It's Fuji TV.
Aichi, shut up!
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
Now that we have a tie-up,
I'm looking forward to seeing which team will make it to the top of the rankings!
Ah!
What's wrong?
- Ah! - Ah!
Of course, the losing team knows what's going on.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Ah! - Ah!
It's a showdown.
- If you lose... - If you lose...
- Gorilla! - Gorilla!
- Alright! - Let's do it!
Gorilla, spit it out!
Let's have our manager come and greet us.
- What is it? - What is it?
This time,
there might be something really sad!
- What? - What?
What is something sad?
What is it?
- What is it? - What is it?
- At this stage,
I can only say "sad thing".
- What is it? - It's something adults decided to say.
- What is it? - What is it?
Don't think you'll always have it.
- Idol and youth. - What?
- What?
- Sad thing?
- Anyway, sad thing is... - Graduation?
Hey! Hey!
Shut up! Graduation!
Hey, graduation!
Please! At least until CD release!
Grass gorilla!
At least until CD release!
Get out of my way.
Anyway, it's a punishment game, so it happens.
You just have to win! You just have to win! You just have to win!
But of course, the winning team will receive a reward!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
As expected, you don't really look at each other.
It's already decided, right?
Gisu-gisu idling.
That's nice.
Now, the wonderful reward is this!
What is this?
This is quite a present!
Is it really okay, Ms. Kadosawa?
Oh! This is a good idea!
An okay came out!
Let's go! If we win, let's go, everyone!
That's right!
Let's go together! Let's go together, everyone!
Let's go together!
Let's go!
Let's go together!
It's only the winning team, right?
So, for the losing team...
There's only sad things, right?
That's right!
If we win, we'll go to the southern island. Let's go together!
Let's go together!
Right?
Let's go together!
Let's go together, Ms. Yokotakawa!
Okay!
There's a southern island concert, right?
There's a reward, right?
Right!
For each unit, do your best!
Do your best!
Is that okay?
Yes!
And also, this time...
Well, it was the same for the previous CD releases...
Yes!
For each unit, there will be a limited slip in the record chain.
Yes!
Please check it out!
Yes!
And also, starting today...
Furi Furi To Giza Giza
Yes, "Furi Furi To Giza Giza" is being distributed on mobile sites.
And also, by the way, Mr. Matsuda...
Yes?
It seems like there's a team that will perform one song from this unit as soon as possible.
I can't decide!
Kyun Kyun
What?!
Kyun Kyun
What?!
I thought you said "minicorns"! Say it properly!
Brother, you're...
Then, "Furi Furi Idolism"!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Yes, this way!
Let's go! Let's go check it out!
Now, please wait for a moment, everyone!
Please wait for a moment!
Yes, now...
It's really fluttering now!
Yes!
Now...
The mystery that has been solved...
The culprit is you...
My mysterious door...
That can't be unlocked...
Has opened!
When we first met, you and I were friends in Novark...
In an unknown man's mansion... We couldn't reach an agreement...
The clue was in that kiss between us two...
Could it be that such a strange connection connects us?
Without meaning to, the mystery has been solved!
The culprit is you!
My mysterious door... That can't be unlocked... Has opened!
Without meaning to, the mystery has been solved!
The culprit is you!
The logic of choice is like a kiss...
With a tonic, a common solution...
Not one, but something happens!
The culprit is you, the mystery that can't be solved even at home.
Today's "Hakaboshi Toro" will start. Please don't miss it!
That's it for "Furi Furi Idle Ring". Goodbye!
Thank you very much!
On December 17th, "Furi Furi Idle Ring" will announce "culprit is you" and "giza giza idling" as well.
How do you feel about this song, Sakai-san?
It really feels like an idol. It reminds me of my mother's generation's old idols.
It really feels like an original idol.
That's why I want my mother to listen to it as soon as possible.
You want your mother to listen to it as soon as possible, don't you?
I don't talk much, after all.
That's it for "Furi Furi Idle Ring". Goodbye!