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I've been an entertainer for about 13 years now, but I haven't heard of a gag like this.
I'd like you to come up with a good gag machine for idling.
What do you have? Something that pops out and you can pick it up.
Oh, you use tools.
Next one?
Kachikachiyama!
I see.
Kachikachiyama.
It comes out like this...
Kachikachiyama!
I tried becoming an idol, but all I did was work and work and work!
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
I lose at games and get a pie on my face, and I can't laugh at my manager's lecture!
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Is there an ideal and reality for idols?
Before I go to sleep, I'll think about it and my head will be in a mess!
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
But I still jump, jump, jump and move forward!
Jump, jump, jump and catch you and me!
I'm aiming for the top with all my might!
(Pop! Pop!)
I jump, jump, jump with all my energy!
I'm full of rivals!
(Jump! Jump!)
I'm an idol! (Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!)
(Song!)
(Idol Class)
This way, this way, Yama!
Now, we'll begin the Idol Class.
(Idol Class)
She's gone, she's gone, she's gone.
This program is for girls who dream of becoming idols and who are currently studying.
It's a program that will make you want to be a couple of times more.
And it's a super popular show.
It airs every Thursday at midnight, 20 to 40 minutes.
It's "Idol Class"!
(Cheering)
Alright, we'll focus on music today as well.
Let's go all out today!
(Cheering)
You did well in the beginning of the line.
Kano Rei, good job.
Takiuchi...
- Yes? - You have just reached the front line.
You can't get it, but you can catch it. Be careful.
- Yes! - Good luck!
- Eto! - Yes!
- Kato! - Yes!
When Takiuchi gets to the front line...
Hand over the cross ball and get it.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Tonoka! - Yes!
As close as you can, go out to the front line.
- Tonoka! - Yes!
- Tezawa! Get it when Tonoka slips! - Yes!
You can't get it unless you've worked up like me!
- Yes! - Yes!
An idol has a drama after the performance.
Well, fans requested us to come back the other day.
But unfortunately, Koizumi-san lost his smile.
It happened for the first time and there was a danger that the corner would disappear.
But somehow, Koizumi-san could smile again thanks to last week's broadcast.
Let's have fun today.
Now, on this show's homepage, we will be announcing some themes.
And regarding those themes, it is a corner where fans request us to read the answers that fans requested for idol members.
Idol members, no matter how much fans request you, please read it with responsibility.
Okay, let's announce today's themes. Here are the themes!
IDOLiNG 7 MYSTERYS 2008
Now, let's see today's theme.
Here it is!
Thank you very much!
The theme is like this.
Thank you very much!
Now, let's see the first theme!
Okay, let's read it!
IDOLiNG 7 MYSTERYS 2008
This is...
Until now, Umeko has done a lot of things like "sacrifice", "hit and run", right?
Yes.
We often don't understand it.
I see.
Until now, we don't understand it.
But from now on, she will definitely break a lot.
Maybe now...
According to Kawamura-san's thermography, she is getting more and more blue.
Yes.
So...
I want to see Umeko's "one-shot gag" that you haven't seen yet.
I see.
I'm nervous.
Idols who know "sacrifice" are scary.
Excuse me, Kawamura-san. Is it okay for me to say something?
I want to see it.
What is "one-shot gag" really?
"One-shot gag".
"As usual".
That's it! That's it!
That's it!
Wait! Did I do something bad to Ami-chan?
No, that's not it!
You're doing "one-shot gag", so that's why you're saying it's bad.
That's right!
We're not scolding you, right, Kizu-san?
It's completely different.
It's your high school, right?
You're expressing your feelings.
You're lying, aren't you?
It's "one-shot gag".
You're such a bad guy.
What kind of guy are you?
Wait a minute.
You're lying, aren't you?
I'm...
"hand-shaking".
This...
It's a good one! It's okay! It's okay!
It's a good one!
Yeah!
Please use it!
I'm really sorry!
I can make up for it with any kind of laughter.
I can make up for it with a white... a white stick.
A "narasu" is fine.
A "furu" is fine, too.
That's it.
"Gatchi-gatchi-yama"!
There's a way of saying "gatchi-gatchi-yama".
It's "gatchi-gatchi-yazo" way of saying it.
Thank you very much.
Ms. Kigusa, is it okay?
Yes, it's great.
Okay, I'll give you three seconds of cover.
Okay, next up is Ms. Miyake.
Yes, I'm 17 year old Miyake Hitomi.
I got my fan name from Falcon. Thank you very much.
Let's do it. "idol group 7 mysterious 2008".
Umeko herself.
You got it right.
What does it mean?
Like now, fans think of Umeko as a mysterious character.
I think that's why you sent it to me.
I'm usually friendly with Umeko.
We talk a lot and when she comes over, she's very nice.
She's nice but her phone is a little scary.
You say her phone is different.
She's scary.
Why is that?
When I told Umeko about it, she said...
People in Shizuoka say their phones are like that.
In Shizuoka, they say their phones are cold.
I feel like it's only Umeko.
I think so too.
Why won't you even subscribe?
What about you, Ms. Kawamura?
That's not it. I'm just going to talk normally.
But everyone thinks you're cold.
What? To Hii-chan?
They think you're cold.
Can you prove that you're not cold?
Am I cold when I'm on the phone with you?
It's only on the phone.
Everyone, say something. Am I cold?
Am I cold when I'm on the phone?
Can you clarify this part?
Am I cold when I'm on the phone?
I'll fix it.
I only know my mother's number.
Ah, you only know your mother's number.
I'll do it!
You have to tell her that.
I'll do it!
Yes. Let's prove to everyone that you're not like that.
Using those two sticks.
You used both your heads and feet.
Either or.
Both or that?
Whichever you choose.
Gatchi Katchi Yama!!
It's fine.
Gatchi Katchi Yama!!
That's enough!
Fine!
Don't push me!
You can do it!
We're working hard!
You can do it, EM!
You can do it!
We're working hard!
Nice!
OK?
OK, I'm canceling this show for today.
OK, let's do our best!
Next is Michelle, but she took a day off from school.
OK, let's have Miyake-san read it for us.
Michelle, would you like to read it?
OK.
Take a close look.
I'm Michelle, 18 years old, but I'm Miyake-san, 17 years old.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Aiper-san".
OK, let's move on.
"IDOLiNG DANCE FESTIVAL 2008".
Actually, there's someone who's not serious about it...
Michelle! Michelle! Michelle!
If Michelle was here, she would have said "it's you! it's you!"
I also thought that she might have said something about Michelle.
If Michelle was serious about it, what would happen?
It might be bad.
She might come here.
That's amazing.
OK, Michelle, you're working hard, so I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
You're working hard, Michelle!
Work hard, OK?
Take it easy, OK?
OK, then...
What are you looking at?
Eto-chan!
Yes! IDOLiNG DANCE FESTIVAL 2008.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Dr. Robot- san".
Let's move on.
IDOLiNG DANCE FESTIVAL 2008.
Surprisingly, everyone looks good with glasses.
This is not a dance festival, it's a real one!
Let's take some time and do a glasses competition.
There are many guys who like girls who wear glasses.
Who is your rival in this?
Su-chan.
Su-chan, everyone looks good with it.
Since we are the same age, I think Su-chan will look good with it.
Let's see Su-chan's face.
Ed-chan, you remember Ed-chan's usual face, right?
And Su-chan.
But I don't have an overcoat.
Give it back!
I saw it!
Producer Kadoser just stood up.
It's not okay!
I got it! I got it!
From now on, I will always wear glasses.
You can put a 10-yen coin here.
No!
It's like a blood test.
No, I will always wear glasses.
You can wear something else instead of glasses.
No.
You can wear a shoulder pad instead of glasses.
No!
You can wear a shoulder pad instead of glasses.
No!
You can!
You can wear a shoulder pad instead of glasses.
The audience might get excited.
No!
Ed-chan, I will give you a sticker.
Thank you!
Next, Endo-san!
Yes, I am Endo Mai of IDOLiNG3.
I got it from my fan club, DIAMOND FINCH.
Thank you!
IDOLiNG7 FUSHIGI 2008!
Do something and don't do it for a long time.
Yeah, "do something and don't do it for a long time."
I have something I want to say about this.
In the past, fans said that Eto-chan would steal songs.
Oh, yeah!
And that became a problem in a private way.
Eto-chan said she would stop.
And recently, it happened again.
So, when fans say "steal songs again",
Eto-chan looks at me and smiles.
What?
She smiles.
Isn't she a thief?
I think Eto-chan is waiting for fans to say "steal songs again".
She might be the ultimate dome.
No, it's not like that!
Or maybe Eto-chan is trying to steal songs in real life.
Wow, solo!
Solo or solo of a person.
No, my personality is not that bad!
Serious!
You are the most serious this year!
I can't say anything.
If you say like that, I can't say anything.
Is stealing songs still not a problem for you?
It is.
Stealing songs is like humming or singing, right?
And you sing together in the middle of it.
Yeah, yeah.
It happens, right?
Stealing songs.
It's just that I like singing.
So I want to sing together and have fun and be happy.
Don't make others happy.
I'm happy.
You're not happy at all.
You have to be careful.
Yes.
But...
Serious!
You are the most serious in the 21st century!
Serious!
I can't say anything!
I'll give you an Ed Chan sticker.
Ponchi!
Yes, I'm Idling No. 8 Ponchi.
I got my fan name "Yes Ponchi Love" from you. Thank you very much!
Idling 7th Century 2008
There are many thin girls in the world.
I see!
Except for one.
But you can't stop eating once you eat it.
You can't!
You don't need a straw or anything.
Once you eat it, you forget what you ate.
You forget!
You eat it again!
Because you are a glutton!
You are a glutton!
You can't stop eating, can you?
You are an idol! You are an idol!
Besides, I'm recording right now!
You can't stop!
The other girls are...
Right? They are slow.
They are slow.
They are all slow, if you put it like that.
Yasuhara-san!
What?
I'm talking about you!
Why?! Look, I'm looking at you from behind.
You are getting serious.
Really?!
Yasuhara-san!
I'm not that fat, you know?
You can't say you are fat! There is no fat in here!
Really?
You are chubby.
I'm not chubby!
You are chubby!
I see!
Oh, my God!
I'm not chubby!
Your chubby eyes are like...
You are pretty.
You have chubby eyes.
What?!
What?
I'm chubby, too!
You are chubby, too!
I will start losing weight.
You are chubby, too!
Next, Asahi-san!
Yes!
I'm an idol!
My name is Asahi Nao!
My fan's name...
No problem!
You can do it!
My fan's name is White Bessel-san!
Thank you for saying my name!
Thank you!
"Idol Class 7 Mystery 2008"!
I'm 23 years old and I'm wearing the same clothes as middle school students!
What's wrong with you?
I guess my taste is young, really...
I'm sorry, Hanka!
In our generation and our parents' generation, bell bottoms were trendy, too.
It's like you're going around in circles!
No, it's not!
No, no, no!
It fits you, Asahi!
Yes, even though we're 10 years apart, we're wearing the same clothes and I'm really happy!
Thorn!
What?
Thorn!
Huh? Do you want me to go behind you?
What?
No, no, no!
Behind me?
What's behind you?
But, but, you don't have many, do you? 23-year- olds and middle schoolers are the same, aren't you?
We don't have many of the same stalls, either.
Are you aware of that? By chance?
By chance, yes.
We go to the same shops, too.
Your clothes are very adult-like.
Is that so?
No, no, no! Pop clothes.
But, Kato-san...
Why do you make such a mistake like that?
It's pop clothes. I'm wearing pop clothes.
What do you think of fashion-wise? Who is more adult-like?
That's right!
Eto-chan is more adult-like!
Eto-chan has long legs!
Shoulder pads! Shoulder pads!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Eto-chan's shoulder pads are more adult-like.
They're different.
They're adult-like.
They're different.
But, recently, Sui-chan has been very fashionable.
See?
She's been fashionable lately.
For two years!
For one year, Asahi-san, and for two years, she's been neglected.
That's right.
But, today, her top and bottom are matching.
Top and bottom...
Sui-chan's top and bottom are different from what we've seen before!
They're different!
They're different, but...
No, it's not like I always make Nao-chan do something stupid...
No, you say it! You say it!
It's not like you say it!
You say it so she does something stupid, right?
That's right, you say it a lot, so...
Eto-chan is very cute.
She always takes her mom's shirt and says, "Is this okay for today?"
She's cute!
She listens to her mom's opinions and gets into fights when she doesn't like something.
She gets into fights!
She's really paying attention to fashion.
I've heard that a lot, too.
Let's have her say it once.
What is it? What is it?
Do you have something you want to say?
Yes, yes.
Sui-chan and I often talk about which shoes match best for today.
She's paying attention.
She's paying attention!
She's paying attention to her own fashion.
She's paying attention!
What do you think, Takio-san?
From your perspective, Morita-san.
Are my clothes cute?
Aren't they really cute?
I think they're good.
It's a little different from our image, isn't it?
She's probably the sexiest.
Sexiest?
She's like an anime girl.
She's aiming for Ebi-chan.
She's like Schwarzenegger from Terminator.
Right?
She's like an anime girl.
She's aiming for Ebi-chan.
Alright, Morita-san, we'll give you a sticker.
Alright, next up is Koizumi-san!
Yes, I'm Idling No. 2, Koizumi Rimi!
I got my fan name from Jimmy Dongri-san! Thank you!
Let's go in! Idling 7 Mysteries 2008!
17 people, let's get along!
This is 7 Mysteries, right?
7 Mysteries!
Well, you know, the fans said something like this the other day, right?
So, like I said, 17 people, without fighting, 17 people, let's get along and do it!
That's what they said.
If that's the case, then sending it to this topic is a mistake!
Is it a mistake?
7 Mysteries? Ah, I see.
It's 7 Mysteries, so...
I thought so, too.
Mysterious 7 Mysteries.
I want to go with my current feelings, so I have to send it to 17 people.
But, you know, getting along is good, right?
But, you know, with Ami-chan, too, the other day...
Getting along is good, right?
Yes!
I feel like I'm about to eat you up!
Hurry up! If you're even a little late, don't do anything weird!
But, it seems like Ami-chan came up with a new impersonation.
Oh!
I want to see it!
Alright, can I see it?
Sure, sure!
Yes, this is...
Um...
It's a "Moshimo" series, but...
If Luminé were to force herself into an elevator that looks like it's about to close...
The "moshi" series seems like it's developing, too!
It's kind of like a code!
Yes, I'll do it!
Please do it!
Yes!
Oh, no...
I see...
I'm home!
It's similar!
It's close!
It's very similar!
Ami-chan is laughing!
It's very similar!
Really?
Huh?
Maybe you came up with it?
I feel like her expressions have gotten softer since that incident.
That's right!
That's amazing!
That was wonderful!
Thank you, Ami!
Then, shall we give her a snack?
Yes!
Thank you!
Next, Yokoyama-san! Yes!
I'm Yokoyama Rurika of IDOLiNG9.
My fan name is Happy-san. Thank you very much!
IDOLiNG7 Season 2008!
Apparently, Ponchi's script is only available for on- demand versions.
I see.
This is... Ponchi is charging his phone with his main pen.
That's right.
Yes. And the other day, when we were talking, you said you wanted to stand up and pee, didn't you?
Yokoyama-san!
Don't take it back!
At that time, Ponchi was eating his favorite thigh meat.
I see.
That's why he was able to use his main pen.
I see.
That powerful punch line comes from thigh meat, doesn't it?
If you eat what you like, you can use your main pen.
Just like Diveaster's Maru-san, you've always had thigh meat with you, haven't you?
What?
You haven't said a word yet, haven't you?
I'm still hungry.
You're talking about Ponchi, aren't you?
That's right. I have to say something.
You don't have to say it.
Okay, I'll give you Ponchi steak.
Thank you very much!
What's up with you?
Okay, next up is Kato-san!
I'm Kato of IDOLiNG1 and I got my fan name "serialist". Thank you very much!
IDOLiNG 7 MYSTERY 2008!
Eto-chan's back is the coolest!
This is real! I think you know it very well.
I have a suggestion here.
Well, Su-chan has taken away her glasses.
That's right!
It's completely taken away!
And she's got a new character.
There's no idol with a back like you.
There hasn't been one until now.
So Eto-chan, you can just stay like you are now.
I don't want to!
Like this.
Did you see that?
It's fine.
It can't be helped.
So, Eto-chan...
Yes, yes, yes.
I thought a new idol would be born.
When you wear glasses, you suddenly look like a youkai.
But it's fine. The back view...
It's cute.
And you've grown.
Yes, it's beautiful. Really.
I want to talk to you in the back view.
I see.
Eto-chan, what do you think of being praised like this in the back view?
Well, if it's only in the back view, you won't be able to see my face.
Serious!
You're the most serious woman in the world!
It's fine! Don't say that name! It's fine!
Lastly, Eto-chan, an announcement.
Yes.
Yes, then, November 24th at 5.50am,
PIPA UNDER-20 WORLD CUP G2008 GROUP C GERMAN VS JAPAN will be broadcast!
Yes, then, lastly, Eto-chan, in the back view...
Please close it for us in one word.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Is it okay?
Yes!
It's a cute voice. Let's go! 3, 2, 1!
Yes!
Please look at my face!
Good morning!
Cute!
At that time, she was really cute, her back view.
I mean, it's up to you to emphasize her back view!
Fukado-san, you're making fun of Eto-chan the most today.
No, I'm complimenting her!
I'm not complimenting you at all!
She's cute in front of you, but...
She's cute in front of you, but she's even cuter behind you.
I think she's the most attractive woman among the idol group members.
I see.
Sexy!
Isn't she cute?
Is that so?
I haven't seen her cute at all.
You haven't seen her cute at all?
No, I haven't.
It's like Ponchi is turning his back on Eto-chan.
Eto-chan!
That's good, isn't it?
Let's give Eto-chan a sticker.
Thank you!
Kawamura-san!
Yes!
I'm Kawamura Yui, and I'm 12 years old.
I got my fan name from Umeyadori-san.
Thank you!
Let's go.
IDOLiNG 7 MYSTERYS 2008!
The probability of a numerical number being a digression and a even number being a joke is high.
This is really...
The fan who sent this is Umeyadori-san.
I thought it was amazing that you can do math.
Does math have nothing to do with it?
I thought it was amazing but...
Do you know?
First, Sanichiro-san.
He's good at digressing.
Michael-san is good at it too.
What about that?
It's a probability!
It's not a digression.
So, it's a digression.
No digression.
IDOLiLY 7 MYSTERYS 2008!
Is it a digression?
Is it a joke?
It's like a middle point between a digression and a joke.
So, it's a digression.
Rurika-chan is...
A digression.
It might be the worst digression.
Really?
She's very considerate.
No, it's not like that.
She always guides me because she's my senior.
It's definitely not wrong.
While holding her mobile phone, she searches for her mobile phone.
She says "I don't have a mobile phone."
She's a two-way street.
And...
It's a sharp digression.
Isn't it a joke?
It's not funny at all!
Now, it's just you two.
Because you're a two-way street.
I thought it was a digression.
Really?
Serina also said it's a five-way street.
She said it's a five-way street.
So, I thought it would be better to digress.
It's getting too much.
Well, well, well...
She said it's a digression.
Nao also...
Asahi also said it's a digression.
She said it's a five-way street.
And then...
Isn't it funny?
But it's still embarrassing.
So, it's a digression.
And Hii-chan also said it's a digression.
Well, well, it's a digression.
I can still understand it.
Huh?
It's getting too much.
Because "go" is...
It's an adjective here.
You only said "adjective", didn't you?!
You only said "adjective", and I only said "adjective"!
It's not your fault if you understood it!
It's not your fault if you didn't answer it yourself!
This is the worst!
This is the worst version of "adjective"!
Amazing!
It's a combination of "adjective" and "go", right?
Then, Minacchi went down, Minacchi went down, Minacchi went down...
Minacchi went down, and...
When Nakano-san stood up, she said "I knew it, cats like it."
Amazing!
Isn't "most popular" terrible?
It's a popular show on TV.
That's nice!
I wanted to be the most popular, too!
Then, this is "most popular"!
No!
It's impossible!
You should stand in a different direction!
Then, this is "most popular"!
That's too bad!
It's not like you can't say it in school!
It's more popular if you say "most popular"!
I don't like "most popular"!
Yes, "most popular" is too light.
What are you saying?
Then...
Then I'll say "most popular" is Eto-chan!
Eto-chan!
Yes, Takiguchi-san!
Yes!
I'm an idol singer, Takiguchi Mira!
I got my fan name from 45°-san!
Thank you very much!
Let's do it! "Idol Ring 7 Mysteries 2008"!
The dressing room smells bad for 2 years
That's right!
But the problem is, the fans have been thinking for 2 years that the dressing room smells bad.
That's right! It's not us saying it, it's the fans who sent it in this way.
That's right! Everyone has been thinking about it.
It's been transmitted from the screen, right?
It's on TV!
It's leaking a little from the speaker, right?
It's not like that, but it's transmitted from the screen.
Why is it like that?
When you first entered the dressing room, did you go "Ah! Oh!"?
Ah, but it's not transmitted...
It was dirty. As I thought.
What are you saying?
You're the one who makes it dirty!
What are you saying?
It's not that secondary school students are too pretty.
In my opinion, secondary school students are too pretty.
Because there are middle school students and high school students. As I thought, it's going to get dirty!
Why?
Why is it like that?
Why?
Who, who, who is the worst?
In this dressing room, who is the one who messes up the most?
Mio-chan.
Huh?
Mio-chan.
Mio-chan?
Mio-chan.
It's Mio-chan, right?
Because Mio-chan was carrying natto, the locker smelled like natto.
That's right!
That's when you were addicted to natto.
You shouldn't have brought it.
That's right!
You shouldn't have brought it.
You shouldn't have sent it any further than that.
Is that so?
That's right!
You shouldn't have sent it any further than that.
I've been waiting for this moment, but I didn't like the locker next door.
That's right!
That's a lie!
There was one lined up in order of color.
That's right!
Red and green?
Yes, red and green.
The diary was...
The locker was a mixed set.
And what about the diary?
The diary...
What about you, Mio-chan?
But the locker is pretty.
It's pretty, isn't it?
No, I like everything pretty.
When you use the locker, it might be surprisingly dirty.
You use the locker for two years, right?
I've been using it for about a year and a half.
You don't have a license anymore, but you've been using it for a year and a half.
Aren't there people who use it the most on a daily basis?
Basically, you like it pretty on a daily basis.
But not everyone likes it pretty.
Be careful!
You're going to peel off your skin.
That's right!
Who do you like better?
From Yana-san, who do you like better?
We're in the same school, so...
Do you have a good sense?
No way! I like it pretty.
I'm often told that I'm dirty, but...
I'm the type of person who cleans up my room pretty well.
Really?
It's because you go back and forth to your house, right?
When you're staying over.
I see.
You know what I mean, don't you?
Your personality is...
Your personality is really pretty.
It's pretty enough for me to marry you.
I can marry you anytime.
Anytime.
I'm jealous!
This is Kato-san's serious recruitment, so...
I can marry you anytime!
You know...
That...
You have to make a TV show, right?
I'm sorry.
Takeo-san, please!
Yes.
Everyone, be careful, okay?
It's weird, right?
I'll give you a round of applause!
Thank you.
Nagano-san!
Yes!
Yes, I'm Idling No. 13, Nagano Surina!
I got my fan name from Daiji-san!
Thank you!
Idling No. 7, Fushigi 2008!
For some reason, I can't understand "lucky star".
You did it in "Daisuki Idling", didn't you?
Yes, I did. I think this fan was able to understand "lucky star" and liked it.
You really like "lucky star", don't you?
That's why I don't think idling members can't understand it.
What do you mean?
Then, should I teach you one more time?
Can you do it? I don't mind.
What? What? What?
What does "lucky star" mean?
"Lucky star" means "it should definitely work".
Yes, it should work. This fan should know it.
Do you like "lucky star" in any way?
I've never seen it.
You've never seen it?
I didn't know about it either.
What does "lucky star" mean?
It's an anime, but it's really interesting.
What do you mean?
It's like "skekiyo".
Do you want to do "lucky star" or "skekiyo"?
Both of them.
Do you want to do both?
I really like "lucky star".
I really like it.
I see, I see.
I have a friend who likes "lucky star", so I'll introduce you to her.
Really? Thank you very much.
Then, I'll translate for you.
She's 23 years old, but it's okay.
23 years old?
She's 23 years old and she has a friend who likes "lucky star" very much.
I see. Problem solved!
OK!
Really?
OK!
Really?
OK!
Good, good.
"lucky star" is prohibited!
You're a "lucky star" now!
"lucky star" doesn't work!
It doesn't work!
That's why I'll translate for you.
What should I do?
Sakai-san!
Yes!
I'm Sakai Hitomi of Idol League No.14. My sun name is George Lucas-san.
Wow! Really?
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Really?
Miyazaki-san!
Thank you very much!
Miyazaki-san's face is a little wide.
I see.
On-demand is also world-wide.
That's right!
Yes!
Well, let's go!
Idol League No.2008
Yes! "Sometimes we can't communicate with each other."
This is...
You mean George Lucas-san?
Maybe...
Sakai-san, right?
Yes, I think George Lucas-san has the same blood type as me.
Blood type doesn't matter.
What about you?
Which one of you is George Lucas-san?
George Lucas-san also can't communicate with me.
Are you George Hitomi?
That's right!
Sometimes I talk to members and I get asked something like...
That's right!
For example, "Are you tired?" or "Are you hot?"
What does "hot" mean?
I don't know.
Ah! "Are you hot?"
Are you warm?
When it's hot or "are you hot?"
We can't understand each other, right?
We're like that, right?
It's about time!
It's been quite some time since you started getting closer to standard Japanese.
No, but I'm practicing it!
You're practicing standard Japanese?
But I'm starting to be able to speak it.
No, not at all!
For example, what standard Japanese are you practicing now?
I just remembered the first call I made on the phone.
I said "moshi moshi" (hello)
But in Tokyo, we say "moshi moshi" (hello)
In Miyazaki, we say "moshi moshi" (hello)
It's "puni puni"! (hello)
"puni puni"! (hello)
No, I was on the phone!
You were on the phone!
You can say that on the phone, right?
"puni puni"! (hello)
What else are you practicing?
Well...
You forgot to tell me.
Yes, I forgot.
You forgot to tell me about your origin from Hokkaido.
I forgot quite a lot.
What did you forget, Sakai-san?
Like "nan nan saa".
What does "nan nan saa" mean?
"nan nan saa"?
It's Hokkaido.
She completely forgot about Hokkaido.
No way!
What about you, Junsu? You're from Tokyo, right?
Maipuru... and Yazawa.
I see! I didn't know you were from Tokyo.
I'm from Tokyo.
I'm from Edoko.
Edoko.
Yazawa-san and...
Maipuru and...
Miyake-san. That's about it.
Wow!
They're from all over the country.
Wow!
So you're all "namachoru", right?
That's right.
Kato-san, you're quite "namachoro", right?
I am "namachoro".
"Namachoro".
Yes, I am "namachoro".
We're both "namachoro", right?
Yes, we are.
We're both "namachoro", right?
Yes, we are.
We're similar, right?
Somehow...
Somehow we say "goooon".
What?!
You say it!
I didn't say it!
Somehow we say "goooon".
You say it!
I say "go".
Somehow you say "goooon".
No, I say "go".
"Go"?
What is "go"?
I'm from Hamamachi, but I also have Shizuoka dialect.
You're mixed up.
Yes, so I say "go".
If I say it a little, I say "rin".
"Rin"!
"Rin"?!
"Rika"!
When I say "can we eat it?", I say "taberin".
"Taberin"!
"Rika", you say "go", right?
What do you say "taberin" in Miyazaki?
"Tabenkei"!
That's cool!
"Tabenkei", that's...
That's cool!
Then, I'll give you the award, Sakai-san.
Yes, Tonoka-san.
Yes, I'm idol group No. 6, Tonoka Yurika.
My fan name is "Othello's Black Cannon", I'll be receiving it.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Thank you!
That's amazing!
Thank you!
That's amazing!
Yes, it's amazing!
Seriously, it's amazing!
It's amazing!
It's a group of stars, isn't it?
When you're in the mood...
Eto-chan, say "thank you" next time.
Yes, I'll say it!
Yes, please do.
Yes, let's go.
Idol Group Nanabushi 2008.
The atmosphere of "I have to say something interesting" is flowing.
There's always that.
If you think about it, isn't it strange?
Because we're jobs, we're idols.
Even though we're idols, we have to say something interesting.
Huh?
Please wait a moment.
Think of what you've been taught.
Then there won't be anything strange.
What you've done before.
I think that "idol" in "new single" is...
"job", "idol"?
It's "idol", right?
We're "job", "idol".
It's a comic song called "job", "idol", right?
What?
It's become a comic song?
It's like a "joke", right?
It's like an idol saying "tokai"!
It's become "idol", right?
It's "idol".
It's like "idol", right?
If it's like that, isn't it funny?
It might be included a little, but...
"job", "idol" is on sale.
It's on sale, everyone!
Thank you in advance!
Everyone, everyone!
Thank you in advance!
Yes, I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Morita-san!
Yes, I'm Morita Suzuka, an idol singer.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "dora dora- san".
Let's see. "Idol League 7 Mysteries" 2008!
Ta-dah!
There are many members who are older than you and you have to consult with them about your life.
I see.
Who? Who?
Why do you want to say it right away?
Who?
Miss... Miss is older than you, right?
That's right.
I think there are many fans who think like that.
Yes, there are many.
In general, who do you need?
Surprisingly, I want to consult with Lumine-san or someone older than me about their life.
I see.
Do you have any worries right now?
Worries?
Is it related to the heat wave?
How should I raise my dog?
I see.
Suzuka, how should you raise your dog?
Cleaning the house or something like that.
First, cleaning the house.
Cleaning the house and making the dog live in a comfortable environment.
Cleaning.
I haven't touched the dog yet, though.
Cleaning.
How should you buy it?
Go to a pet shop and look for a toy poodle.
Toy poodle!
It's a black toy poodle.
Toy poodle is a limited item, isn't it?
Toy poodle is good. I recommend it.
And a black one.
It's black.
Buy a black toy poodle.
Yes.
Is it a black toy poodle?
Yes, it is.
Take about 200,000 yen with you.
It's quite expensive, isn't it?
It's expensive.
And you can buy it.
I see.
Cleaning is important.
Cleaning and buying a toy poodle is important.
And it's black, isn't it?
I see.
You're amazing, Suzuka.
How about you?
How about Mr. Yazao?
Mr. Yazao, do you have any worries?
How can I calm down?
You have thin skin.
You have thin skin, Su-chan, so you should give her some advice.
How do you work out, Yazao-san?
Do you work out?
I do, I do. I always dance with everyone.
You dance, right?
Dance rehearsal.
But you only rehearse dancing, right?
It's probably because you don't like it.
It's because you don't like it?
Does it mean you don't like dancing?
That's right.
I think you should do some jump rope.
Yes, I'll do it.
That's right!
Okay, let's give Su-chan some applause.
And next, Yazawa-san!
Yes!
I'm Yazawa, 7th member of IDOLiNG, and I got my fan name "Eric" from you! Thank you!
Let's go. IDOLiNG "7 Mysteries" 2008!
I feel like the food in the recording is really delicious.
And this fan knows that too!
Because recording is really hard!
That's why I'm hungry!
Kiranger...
Kiranger!
It's getting more and more like "Kiranger" in IDOLiNG.
What is "Kiranger"?
It's like eating a lot of curry.
I love curry!
Kiranger!
Usually, it's like this...
It's a mysterious character, isn't it?
It's like a "mori mori" character.
But it's because you worked hard that you're hungry.
I see.
It's probably because you eat more calories than you worked hard for.
Wow!
You only eat what you worked hard for.
You don't gain weight.
Actually, if you eat less than you worked hard for, you'll lose weight.
You're wearing black leggings today, right?
That's right!
It's really heavy!
Isn't that what NAZA developed?
Are you compressing it or something?
It's really heavy!
It's good!
You're slow!
Even you, Kamo-san...
When you're about to eat your bento...
It's like...
It's like after you're done recording your song...
It's heavy!
That's why you shouldn't eat it!
But you said it's okay!
If you work hard!
But you're going to eat it, right?
Yes!
You should exercise for that, right, Su-chan?
Yes! Please work hard!
I'll work hard!
Yes! I'll make you lose 9 pounds!
Now, today's best looking guy is...
Let's see...
Kato-san's back view is the best looking!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Please show your back view with confidence.
Now!
Eh...
This is not the end.
Everyone, there's something I have to tell you.
What day is it tomorrow?
Tomorrow is...
Asahi-san, what day is it tomorrow?
Tomorrow is...
Studying day!
I see!
It is indeed a studying day!
Sakai-san, what day is it?
Tomorrow is...
Is the supermarket special sale?
We have to go!
We have to go to the supermarket!
Alright! That being said...
Dismissed!
Yes!
Tomorrow, November 15th...
It's Yazawa-san's birthday!
Happy birthday!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Thank you so much!
Oh! Thank you!
This one!
That one!
Somehow...
Yazawa-san's birthday, it seems like
she went to the shrine about 5 times in this show.
Somehow, Yazawa-san's birthday, it seems like she went to the shrine a lot.
Even if it's only 3 times!
It seems like she's going to be like Hikaru Nishida.
How old are you?
18 years old!
I'm 18 years old!
18 years old!
Yes!
Thank you!
So you're 18 years old, right?
Yes!
What kind of 18-year-old do you want to be?
I want to be a beautiful woman!
I see!
First of all, I think I have to make myself look like an adult.
You want to look more mature?
Yes!
I want to have a young man's neck.
I see!
So you're determined to have a young man's neck!
Yes!
Then please eat the cake!
I can't eat it!
Eat it up! Eat it up!
You can eat it up!
Not today! Not today!
Not today!
Don't drop it! Don't drop it!
Oh, you're eating it up!
Eat it up! Eat it up!
Oh, you ate it up! You ate it up!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Yes!
Then finally!
Yes!
Please wrap it up!
Yes!
Thank you!
So, happy birthday, Ms. Miyadara!
Thank you!
It smells so good, doesn't it?
I really want to eat it.
It smells so good, doesn't it?
You're lying!
This...this...this was the last recording of the day and I said it.
You said it!
I gave up because it was going to play afterwards!
I'm glad!
Thank you so much!
It's going to play afterwards.
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!