AISubs v3.5
One more time!
Like this!
No! More elegantly!
Like this!
No! More aggressively!
Like this!
Shut up!
Do you think you can tell what I'm thinking with that "like this"?!
Like this. Don't underestimate me.
Instructor! Can you show me an example?
An example?!
I can't do that.
Why not?!
Because it's not funny!
You're arrogant!
Hey!
Losing the game and covered in pie
White legs manager is lecturing
Yeah!
Before becoming an idol
Is there a reality?
Before that, can you think about it?
I think so
One, two, three, four, yeah!
But still, jump, jump, jump!
I'm a girl, jump, jump, jump!
I always want to win and aim for the top
Don't hesitate and go, go!
With enthusiasm, jump, jump, jump!
With rivals, jump, jump, jump!
If you're nervous, you'll lose
Burn up your pride
I'm an idol
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
One, two, three, go!
Look, tears are spilling. (Look!)
A girl in her tenth year. (Look!)
Until one day we catch up with each other,
We'll keep moving forward with the same dream. (Yeah!)
Seriously, jump, jump, jump!
Run, me! Jump, jump, jump!
I want you.
Always with a smile and no energy. (Go! Go!)
Jump, jump, jump!
Our jump, jump, jump!
This is our job.
Let's make our own path.
We're professional idols.
We're idols, so we only know how to dance.
Jump, jump, jump!
One, two, three, go! Jump!
Idling!
I've thought of everything I just said.
I'm your host, Masuo. Nice to meet you!
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
and who want to become one of them.
This show airs from 8pm on Thursdays.
Now, let me introduce you to "Idling"!
Idling
We're all here today.
There's something we need to tell you.
Calm down and don't get carried away.
I don't know how I should say it.
Listen to me calmly, okay?
What is it?
This is what we need to tell you!
"Idling" is coming!
Everyone, it's finally here!
It's the 4th time!
The 4th live has been decided!
Ponchi-san, it's been a while since you stood up!
How is it?
It's decided!
I'm happy!
You're happy, right?
Kato-san, how is it?
I'm happy! It's the 4th time, right?
It's the 4th time!
It's the 4th live!
Where is it?
I wonder if it's here.
You're curious, right? Let's look at the date first.
It's here!
January 18th, 2009!
Sakai-san, it's New Year's. Miyataki can't go home, right?
Miyataki has given up on doing a live.
Miyataki has given up?
I see.
Su-chan, how is it?
I'm giving up today, too.
You're giving up today?
Yes.
Everyone is giving up today.
The venue you're curious about is...
Last time we did it at Zepp Tokyo.
This time, it's honestly bigger than Zepp.
The venue you're curious about is...
Yes, this is the Nakano Sun Plaza!
Congratulations!
This is fun!
Nakano Sun Plaza!
It's an idol's dream!
It's a dream, isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
Asahi-san, do you know what Nakano Sun Plaza is?
No way! I don't know about this!
You don't know? You don't know?
Anyway, it's a big place!
It's a big place!
Yes, yes, yes...
Kibuya no Yaon and Nihon Budokan are lined up and it's like a sacred place!
They're lined up and it's really...
Is it your fourth time?
It's your fourth time at Nakano Sun Plaza, isn't it?
For me, it's like my fourth time at Seattle Addi.
It was in Shibuya's center street.
By the way, this is an important announcement but...
Michelle-san isn't here because she's late!
It's a shame, isn't it?
Now!
The viewers who say they want to go to the concert...
Don't rush and listen!
From today, people who buy concert tickets will change them!
Yes!
These Idling Force concert tickets will be on sale exclusively for the Fansama Club!
For more information, please go to their website!
Yes, so...
If you want to see it in person, please use it!
With that said...
I think I'll be performing again this time!
Well...
Maybe I will too!
Maybe you will!
I don't know for sure, but...
Yes, we don't know if you'll do it or not...
Let's eat some more Idling again!
Yes! Let's do it!
Yes! Then let's go! Let's go with all our might!
In this day and age where you can do anything, isn't it good to have clumsy girls around you?
It's not good at all, but when I see them working hard, I want to cheer for them.
Because they are creating this day and age.
It has become a very bad thing.
It's really bad, isn't it?
Today we were going to have fun and cheer for our fans.
I think you have already noticed, but there is not one person today.
That's right. There is not one person in the front row as usual.
Yes, and the other members look strange as well.
Let's see what is happening in IDOLiNG right now.
Two years after the show began, six months after the trainees joined,
the biggest incident in the history of IDOLING has finally happened!
Please! Please! Fight!
It all started with this woman's claim and that woman's bite!
You're always smiling!
Smiling?
No, I don't think so.
Earlier, when Luminay sat down once and when Luminay left, two students sat down.
All of a sudden, they said "I really don't have a seat."
Please! Please!
Because of this statement, bite-bashing has been deployed one after another!
Actually, Luminay also has something to say.
It came out! Let's hear it! Let's hear it!
I bought a new outfit today and I'm really curious about it.
In particular, I think this skirt is really good.
Luminay said, "That skirt is good, but there's something on the top of the skirt, isn't it?"
For such a woman...
Bite-bashing has been deployed one after another!
Earlier, when Ami-chan said it, I also thought of Ami- chan's bad side.
Ami-chan is really...
One word is unnecessary!
One word is unnecessary?
For example, what is unnecessary about her?
For example, I'm always told that I'm in a bad mood.
There are days when I'm in a bad mood, but there are also days when I'm in a good mood.
At that time, when I entered the make-up room,
Kotomi-san, did you tell Akaike-san that you're in a bad mood again today?
I was asked like that in the morning.
It was around 8.30 a.m.
I thought, "What?"
It's not like I'm always in a bad mood.
I thought, "What is she saying at this timing?"
Usually, you're in a good mood, but you're asked like that.
There are a lot of times when I think, "Isn't it something I should say here?"
I think there are a lot of things I want to say.
I see.
But now...
It's not like I'm always in a bad mood.
I'm fine.
I feel like I'm a bad person.
It's hard for me, too.
To meet all kinds of people...
Is there anyone else crying?
Don't cry!
I'm not such a bad person! I'm just a devil idol!
Koizumi and Rumi have forgotten how to smile.
Will they be able to smile again?
That's right.
Because of this incident, Koizumi's smile has disappeared.
I've always said that you should always smile.
Everyone, did you hear that?
His smile disappeared from being an idol.
It's true that his smile disappeared...
But Koizumi is back for recording.
Yes.
That's right.
Then...
Let's call him.
Koizumi!
I can't walk without support.
You can't walk?
Just a little.
It looks like you're badly damaged.
Are you okay?
If you have some warm soup...
It's shaking a little.
It's shaking, isn't it?
Are you okay?
It looks like you're in a lot of pain.
Be careful of the steps.
Be careful of the steps. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
It's amazing that you came all the way out here.
Are you okay, Koizumi?
Are you okay?
I see...
Everyone...
Is it okay for Koizumi not to return to English?
You don't like it, right? You want to see Koizumi- san's smile, right?!
Yes, we do!
You want to see him smile, right?!
Yes, we do!
That's why we've prepared this urgent project.
Here it is!
What should we do to get Koizumi-san's smile back?!
Hmm... I don't know...
Will his smile come back?
As expected, idol groups need to get their smiles back.
Today, we asked you ideas of how to get Koizumi- san's smile back.
Are you ready, everyone?! This is where idol groups show off their teamwork!
Yes!
So, please tell us about the rules for today.
Today, we asked you ideas of how to get Koizumi- san's smile back.
Based on that, we'll talk about how we can get Koizumi- san's bright and wonderful smile back.
Yes!
So, let's see what each of you came up with!
Let's start with Sakai-san!
Yes!
To get Koizumi-san's smile back...
I'll give you dried squid!
I see!
Oh, oh, oh...
Dried squid, right?!
When I'm down and sad, I'll eat anko (red bean paste) that my grandma makes for me.
That's why Koizumi-san also loves dried squid, right?!
I see!
Can I eat it?
Can I eat it once?
Yes!
I'm curious!
Dried squid, right?!
Yes!
I love it!
It might be a good idea!
When you eat something you like, you naturally smile, right?!
How is it?
Koizumi-san...
Please smile!
Oh, she took it away!
Oh, she took it away! Oh, she took it away!
And her smile? Her smile?
It's not a smile!
So close! She took it away!
Even with the dried squid...
Yeah, I know...
You eat it!
She wanted to eat it, I guess...
Alright, let's move on.
Next, Kato-san.
I've thought about it.
But, I'll make the show "Zumidoring" by Rumi Koizumi once.
I see!
Oh, she's reacting!
She's reacting!
"Zumidoring"! "Zumidoring"!
Just once!
I don't care how much money you spend on it!
You can go and watch it!
Oh, but...
"Zumidoring" No. 2 is Rumi Koizumi, right?
Yeah! Let's watch it together!
"Zumidoring" by Rumi Koizumi!
- It hurts a little! - For a moment, for a moment, her face loosened up, didn't it?
- That's too bad. - That's too bad.
- Let's look at this one. - That's too bad.
Next, let's look at Eto-chan.
In order for Koizumi-san to regain her smile, I will give Koizumi-san 1,000 yen each.
- Is it money? - She's laughing!
- Huh? Huh? Huh?
- She's a little weak in spirit. - It's money, isn't it?
- It's 15,000 yen.
- There are 15 people here, so it's 15,000 yen. - Look, she's smiling.
- It's 15,000 yen. - She's smiling.
- It's 15,000 yen.
- It's not too bad, isn't it? - Yes.
The moment it was over 10,000 yen, her eyes changed a little.
- It's 15,000 yen. - How is it?
- Will she regain her smile? - Will she regain her smile?
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- She's come a long way. - Just a little more! Just a little more!
- Thank goodness! - Thank goodness!
- She could have gotten 15,000 yen! - Yeah!
- She could have gotten 30,000 yen in total. - In total. - I see.
By the way, Michelle arrived at this timing.
- That's quick! - That's quick!
- That's a little funny. - It's not funny for Koizumi-san, after all.
- Right, Koizumi-san? This is a great show, isn't it? - It's a great show.
- Okay, let's move on. - Any other opinions?
- Okay, next up is Yokoyama-san. - Yes!
- Shall we? - "Doremi's Song of Return".
Speaking of "Doremi's Song of Return", it's Koizumi-san's...
- It's Rumi-chan's song. - ...song that gave her a break.
- Before the chorus, I'd like to sing another song. - For Koizumi-san's sake!
- Koizumi-san might be happy about it. - It happened on my way home from work when it got a little late.
- I see. - I don't have music, so I'll sing acapella.
- That's good. - Please don't make it too loud. - Okay.
Okay!
Cinderella, Cinderella, Rumi-chan, Temparu Rumi- chan, you're so cute, what should I do?
What should I do? I got an email the other day.
Wait a minute, I got the lyrics wrong.
Wait a minute, it's too sudden, I got the lyrics wrong.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's "I love you" after all, if you get it wrong...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Koinu-san.
I don't think you should come any closer.
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
Next up is Nagano-san.
Nagano-san, what will you do for me?
I'll give you Puni-Puni.
I see.
I wanted it, Puni-Puni.
You wanted it.
I wanted it.
I don't like it, but I'll give it to you for this.
Give me a good one.
Rumi-ne-san, Rumi-ne-san, Puni-Puni.
Puni-Puni.
Can you give it a try?
She did it, she did it, she did it.
Just a little more.
It wasn't quite Puni-Puni.
I want it.
You want it, don't you?
Puni-Puni is something everyone wants.
Nagano-san said she'd give it to you.
It was a shame, but...
Let's move on.
Let's move on to Asahi-san.
To Koizumi-san.
What are you laughing about?
Hey!
It's not funny.
I thought you'd laugh if I laughed.
I see, it's an inviting laugh.
Yes.
Then, please.
All of a sudden...
I'm going to buy meat buns again.
What does that mean?
You went to buy meat buns, right?
When I went to buy it, it looked like a lot of fun.
Even though it's a punishment game?
I've never seen a smile like that.
I see, when you go home, you smile like that.
So, when you go to buy it, you'll definitely smile.
So, you go and buy meat buns now.
Koizumi-san...
Ah, this is...
Meat buns!
Fruit!
You eat meat buns with a smile!
No, no, no, but...
It's hard to go and buy meat buns, isn't it?
It's really hard.
If you say it now, when you come back, it'll be a lot of fun.
I don't think I'll be able to get a CSO like that.
It was delicious.
Then, next...
Then, here...
Shall we listen to Miyake-san, a junior from the agency?
Yes.
In order for me, Luminei, to smile...
I'll answer Luminei's call in the middle of the night.
I've never answered Luminei's call in the middle of the night.
So, from now on, I'll wake up and work hard.
If Miyake-san answers Luminei's call in the middle of the night, we can ask for her manager's mood.
If my manager says something to me, I'll tell him about Luminei.
Not only do you spread information, but you also...
I'm starting to smile.
Isn't this the most realistic thing you can do, Koizumi-san?
Huh? Can you do it?
Oh!
No good!
That was close!
Let's continue.
Next, Morita-san.
Yes! In order for me, Koizumi-san, to smile...
"Pig nose"!
Oh!
The word "pig nose" has already come up.
I think people's faces change when they say "pig nose".
So, I'll know about "pig nose" and make you smile.
Koizumi-san will do it.
I'll do it.
She's cute.
Koizumi-san, listen carefully.
Yes.
It's not going well.
Koizumi-san, how is it?
Huh? What's wrong, Koizumi-san?
Can you do it?
Oh! No good!
That was close!
If you didn't practice a little more...
A little more...
If you didn't use "boo-boo" a little more, you'd be like "kara kara kara kara".
That was close.
Next, Yazawa-san!
Yes!
Please do it.
In order for me, Luminei-chan, to smile...
I'm going to have you look at the photos of Koizumi-san when you were shining.
- When I was shining... - Lumine-chan, you had a lot of...
- You had a lot of smiles, 400 times. - Right now, Koizumi-san has lost a smile, but...
Look! The face you had when you were laughing so much!
- Here I go! - Okay.
Hey!
- Hey, Koizumi-san! - Koizumi-san!
- What do you think of my face?
- When you were dancing...
- Look at my nose! Nose! Nose! Nose! - Look at it properly! Look at it properly!
I didn't know you could make wrinkles like that!
- Yes, there's more! - There's more!
- It was fun, wasn't it? - It was fun, wasn't it?
- Look, Lumine-chan! - Yes, you have the same face again.
- Look! You have the same face over and over again! - Right?
- You laughed a lot! - Right? The poncho next to you is a little white.
- Right? - Look at this poncho! It's really ugly!
- Right? - It's ugly!
- Lumine-chan, you're cute! - There's more, right?
- Look at this one, too! - Wow!
- Look! - Koizumi-san, you like this face, don't you?
- You did it three times, Lumine-chan! - You did it three times, didn't you?
Three times... Isn't it crazy?
- What are you saying? - The poncho is really ugly!
- Didn't you laugh with me? - Didn't you laugh with me?
- The memories we had together... - Remember them!
- Yes... - You were laughing! Look!
- Look, look, look! - Look!
- Right? The smiles of those days... - Right?
- Right? This is interpreted as a smile. - Yes! A smile!
- How is it, Koizumi-san? How is it? - Laugh!
- It's no good! - As expected!
- That's right! As an idol, you have a problem with that face! - That's right!
- Now, since we're here... Michelle! - Yes!
- Oh, Michelle isn't here, right? - She's not here.
- Michelle doesn't know what program she's doing right now, right? - No!
- Kikuchi-san! - Yes?
- From the person who has the deepest involvement in this program, Kikuchi-san, do you have any good ideas for us? - "Take your time and caress her slowly..." - That's an actual idea, right?! That's a real one!
- Eh? Wait a minute! Don't do that! Don't do that! - Eh, Kikuchi-san? - Eh, Kikuchi-san? - Stop! Stop! - Don't do that!
- I'm pretty sure that was a bit too much. - Eh? I can't help but laugh at you. - I know. - I know, that time during On Demand...
- I caused a lot of trouble for Luminay and I have deep regrets for that. - Yes. - And then, like...
But because I cried, I caused trouble for everyone, and I regretted it a lot.
So...
But...
Either way is fine, but...
If you'll forgive me...
I'll do an impersonation of you that I've never done before...
Ah! An impersonation of you that she's never done before...
She'll show it here and make up for it.
Please try it.
I'm sorry.
The feeling is not bad, right now.
Yes, it's not bad. You were laughing just now, right?
Lumine-san, please watch it.
So, it's an impersonation of Lumine-san that's laughing a lot while watching the video.
It's a smile, right?
She laughed!
Did you laugh?
Wonderful!
She laughed!
Koizumi-san's smile returned!
Koizumi-san!
Thank you very much!
Yes, I'll watch it.
I'm Kokushi.
It's so happy!
"Fuji TV" is broadcasted from 9am every Monday and Wednesday at 2am the next day.
Please watch it!
Yes. By the way, I also thought of a way for Koizumi- san to laugh.
I thought this was the only way.
"Fuji TV" reporter Sayaka Morimoto-san, at midnight...
Boop boop, boop boop, like a pocket watch.
Look at this, look at this! It's a little Osamurasai.
Huh?
Are you in a bad mood?!
Eto... Eto's glasses, gooo!
Eto's glasses, gooo!
- Masuno-san... - Not yet!
- Not yet, not yet! - There's more?!
There's more!
Um... Puni Puni's long Serina...
...becomes muddy.
You know...
Wait, wait, wait...
At least let me show you my flip.
Um... I'm not showing you, so no one will know!
I drew a picture, but it's not showing!
Um...
It's such a pleasure to see you in "CS" broadcast...
- Wait a minute... - ...in such a good mood...
I don't... I don't think you'll make me look like this!
No, it's fine, you know...
You're doing this kind of stuff, so it's fine...
I'm not showing you like this!
And while you don't know, it's on-demand.
Wait...
Yes...
The chair...
It's not showing!
I was going to make it show from the beginning!
Maybe that's how you treated it...
But still, Konjimi-san, you're in a good mood again...
- Your smile has disappeared... - Yes, yes...
I think there are still people who haven't come up with an idea...
Shall we continue?
Yes.
Next, Masato-san, are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
I thought it was the worst...
Yes, yes...
- Next, Endo-san! - Yes.
Yes.
This is what I came up with for Yumi-chan to smile.
For Nalumia Hiroki-san to wear Cecil McBee and say "Yumi-san, you're cute".
- This is it! This is it! - Amazing!
- For Nalumia-san, who said she liked Yumi-chan before, to be handsome... - This is it!
- To wear Zumi-san's favorite fashionable clothes and get a compliment. - This is really totally different from what I heard in the beginning!
- How is it? - Oh my! I'm dizzy...
- It's just whether you can do this or not. - That's right.
- I think there are other problems, like money. - "Booking is impossible", they say.
- It's not possible. - "It's not possible", they say.
"Who booked the tickets?", they say.
Ah, that's true.
Money is everything.
That's also a good ideal.
Next, Ms. Takiguchi.
Yes, I came up with "flat hoop".
"Flat hoop"?
Oh?
She's already into it.
It's already time for her to say it.
When I saw Rumi-chan and Roya together, she laughed.
That's right.
You laughed the most.
You laughed first, didn't you, Ms. Takiguchi?
That's right.
You made fun of me the most.
You made fun of me?
Here I go, Rumi-chan.
Watch me.
You made fun of me?
I want it to fly all the way down here.
Take off your necklace!
Okay, okay.
Okay, Taison won!
I'm so happy!
I think it wasn't Koizumi-san, but Isho-san over there.
I'm sorry, Isho-san!
Can someone cover Isho-san up with a blanket?
I'm sorry!
It was fun, though.
Okay, let's move on.
Next up is Honchi-san!
Okay!
I'm...
Ta-dah!
I put in my best effort.
I've always been friends with Lumiere.
We don't do anything in particular, we just talk.
I see!
Right, Lumiere?
You're close to me.
Like, you know...
When I was feeling down, you called me up at night and said,
"Cheer up!" and "Idols need smiles!"
Right?
So, you know...
Smile!
She's threatening you!
You know...
The other day...
We had a personal DVD event.
And, you know...
When we were shaking hands, you said, "Cheer up!" and stuff like that.
And it was all about Lumiere and Amimi.
Even though it was a personal event, I really wanted you to cut it out.
So...
It's about time...
I want you to make up with me.
Right?
This is...
I can't make you laugh!
Make up with me!
Right?
Cheer up!
Smile again!
Right?
Smile like you always do!
It hurts.
It hurts!
It's just violence after all.
That was close.
It was a threat and violence.
She just wanted to say something bad about herself.
Let's have Kawamura-san's turn.
I'm a little worried.
Um...
In order for Koizumi-san to smile...
I, Koizumi Rumi...
Will give up.
I saw it! I saw it!
Do your best!
Entering the dressing room and seeing Mr. Koizumi- zumi greet me with a smile,
He's laughing! He's laughing, Mr. Koizumi-zumi! Mr. Koizumi-zumi is laughing!
Somehow I feel energetic!
I think so.
Ms. Kamuro.
Yes?
Hey!
Huh? Mr. Koizumi-zumi is laughing! Mr. Koizumi- zumi is laughing! Mr. Koizumi-zumi is laughing!
I saw it.
No, you saw it! You saw it!
I don't know what "silver water" means.
Ah!
I didn't know what "silver water" meant.
Ah! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for being born in the Heisei era.
I just kicked the hula hoop.
The hula hoop dropped.
Yes.
Okay.
The last one is...
Ms. Tonoka.
Yes?
Yes? Please.
I came up with this idea for you.
Eto-chan will persuade you.
Recently, I was told by you that you are not funny at all.
So, I decided to leave it to you.
Eto-chan is cute.
I thought you would smile naturally.
I see.
Eto-chan, please.
Yes.
Ms. Koizumi, cheer up!
I love your smile, Ms. Koizumi!
Ms. Koizumi, cheer up!
Ms. Koizumi...
Hey...
Smile?
Is it painful?
Ms. Koizumi, cheer up!
Oh, no...
Then...
Then, for example...
Ms. Yokoyama can imitate Ms. Eto...
Right?
Everyone can do it, right?
Why don't you put it on her?
Ms. Koizumi, cheer up!
It's good! It's good!
How about putting it on everyone?
Is she laughing? Is she laughing?
Is she laughing or not?
Can you confirm if she's laughing or not?
Is she laughing?
She seems to be laughing.
She's laughing!
Yui-no-mi-san is smiling again!
Yui-no-mi-san is laughing!
She's laughing!
I'm sorry.
We were doing this together just now.
But Mira kept laughing from above.
She kept laughing!
If you think of something else, you won't be able to smile.
She's laughing again!
She's laughing!
If you can't take it anymore, please hide it somewhere.
Please hide it somewhere.
Everyone, please have a seat.
I'm glad!
Kozumi-san, please come over here.
Yes!
I'm glad!
From now on, you'll be able to smile properly.
I'm glad.
You're glad, aren't you, Kozumi-san?
Yes!
You acted well.
It was really hard.
But I thought Yui-no-mi-san's impersonation was the funniest.
That was good!
Thank you!
That was good, wasn't it?
Are you okay?
Let's do it one more time!
This impersonation is from when I'm at the VTR and watching your life counseling.
- Okay, so... - As expected of you.
- Was it fun? - It was fun.
- Everyone, was it fun? - It was fun, everyone. Thank you very much.
- I didn't know what "ginjimasu" meant. - I didn't know either!
- That line itself was fun! - I didn't know what "ginjimasu" meant.
- You didn't know what it meant. - I didn't know what to do.
Okay, so Gojiru-san's smile is back.
Next time, we'll be able to do a proper "Onegaishimasu."
Okay, so that's it for our emergency project!