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What should I do?
How about you recently?
Recently...
Are you working hard on your housework?
I'm working hard.
I've been self-watering recently and I can even make tea.
You can make tea?
Yes.
That's amazing.
How is it?
My house?
What do you do in your house?
I sleep in my house.
Is that so?
You have a beautiful sleeping posture, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You look like a dango insect.
You feel sleepy, don't you?
Yes.
Did you know that?
I saw it yesterday.
When I stayed at your house, I was told that I don't want to sleep with you.
So, I was rejected a lot.
Actually, you have a cute sleeping posture like a dango insect.
You are round and cute.
That's why you are a maiden.
I said "that's why".
I'm sorry.
You are always a maiden.
Really?
Yes.
I wish my sister told me that.
Well...
Yes.
Well...
Is there anything you want to say?
♪ "One, Two, Three, Go!" ♪ "One, Two, Three, Go!"
♪ I tried to be an idol ♪ ♪ I tried to be an idol ♪
♪ But all I could do was work ♪ ♪ It's all about physical work ♪
♪ I lost the game and was covered in pie ♪ ♪ I lost the game and was covered in pie ♪
♪ My manager is lecturing me ♪ ♪ My manager is lecturing me ♪
♪ Yeah! Yeah! ♪
♪ Is there any reality ♪ ♪ Beyond idols ♪
♪ Before that, I need to think ♪ ♪ Before that, I need to think ♪
♪ Ah, it's already sunny ♪ ♪ Ah, it's already sunny ♪
♪ "One, Two, Three, Go!" ♪ ♪ "One, Two, Three, Go!" ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ But I still jump, jump, jump! ♪ ♪But I still jump, jump, jump! ♪
♪ I'm a girl ♪ ♪ I'm a girl ♪
♪ Jump, jump, jump! ♪ ♪ Jump, jump, jump! ♪
♪ I want to do it all the time ♪ ♪ I can do it all the time ♪
♪ I want to be the top ♪ ♪ I want to be the top ♪
♪ So, let's have some fun and go, go! ♪ ♪ So, let's have some fun and go, go! ♪
♪ Jump, jump, jump! ♪ ♪ Jump, jump, jump! ♪
♪ With all my rivals ♪ ♪ With all my rivals ♪
♪ Jump, jump, jump! ♪ ♪ Jump, jump, jump! ♪
♪ If you jump, you lose ♪ ♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump! ♪
♪ Burn up your pride ♪ ♪ Determined pride ♪
♪ Burn it up ♪ ♪ Burn it up ♪
♪ I'm an idol ♪ ♪ I'm an idol ♪
♪ Ha! Ha! ♪ ♪Hai!Hai! ♪
♪ One, Two, Three, Go! ♪ ♪ One, Two, Three, Go! ♪
♪ Look, the lawful girl with tears streaming down her face ♪ ♪ Hora, namida koborete'ru the lawful girl ♪
♪But until someday I catch a star♪ ♪ Dakedo, itsuka hoshi tsukamu made ♪
♪ We, 17 people, move forward with the same dream! ♪ ♪ Watashitachi, junyana ni, onaji yume de susume! ♪
♪ Yay, seriously onki de chanchanchan! ♪ ♪ Iey, onki de chanchanchan! ♪
♪ Run, I'm Chanchanchan! ♪ ♪ Hashire watashi, chanchanchan! ♪
♪ Always smiling and having fun, GO GO! ♪ ♪ Itsumo egao de tanoshimi dashi ne, GO GO! ♪
♪ Kiai de chanchanchan! ♪ ♪ Kiai de chanchanchan! ♪
♪ Our Chanchanchanchan! ♪ ♪ Watashitachi no, chanchanchan! ♪
♪ This is my job, because it's the path I chose for myself! ♪ ♪ This is my job!
♪Professional idols, we are! ♪ ♪ Shokugyou aidoru, watahitachi! ♪
♪I'm an idol, so all I have to do is pretend! ♪ ♪ Aidoru dakara, furifuri shika kinai mon! ♪
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Thank you for having me. I'm the host of "IDOLiNG", which only does crude jokes. I'm Masato. Nice to meet you.
I'm announcer Saito Maito, who is also a host. Nice to meet you.
This program is for IDOLiNG girls, who are growing up in a new environment, to become one person.
"IDOLiNG" is on air for the first time. The next episode will be aired on November 13th at 2 o'clock in the morning at 8 p.m.
Now, let me introduce "IDOLiNG".
First of all, let me introduce you. Today's theme is "What made you irritated recently?", Ms. Saito.
I'm Sayaka Saito, the first member of "IDOLiNG". What made me irritated recently is that I couldn't open the can juice's full tab earlier.
I'm Mina Takiguchi, the 5th member of "IDOLiNG". What made me irritated recently is that a boy at school told me that I was plain.
I'm Mina Takiguchi, the 5th member of "IDOLiNG".
What made me irritated recently is that Eto-chan wants to take off her glasses in her blog.
I'm Sayaka Sayaka, the 7th member of "IDOLiNG". What made me irritated recently is that I was told by Ms. Takiguchi that I was there.
I'm Kouki Hashigawa, the 8th member of "IDOLiNG". What made me irritated recently is that I've been told the same thing over and over again in my room.
I'm Suzuka Morita, the 11th member of "IDOLiNG". What made me irritated recently is that Nao-chan pointed out my fashion.
I'm Kawamura Yui, the 12th member of "IDOLiNG". What made me irritated recently is Ami-chan's face.
What made me irritated recently is that I sneeze, yawn and laugh every time I take off my uniform.
I'm Miyake Hitomi, the 17th member of "IDOLiNG". What made me irritated recently is that Serina said "Hii- chan, you're cute" with a cute face.
- Did you change your glasses, Ito-chan? - Yes, I noticed it.
- It's different from what you've done before, isn't it? - But I didn't have money, so I used the previous one.
- So you didn't get a job at Fuji Television every time you came here, right? - Yes.
- So you've been wearing your own clothes until now, right? - Fuji Television isn't that kind of company.
- Ito-chan isn't like that, either. - It's just for show, you know.
- I see.
- Well, we'll do our best today, but you have an announcement, don't you, Miyake-san? - Yes!
Yes! Well... Since the other day, we've been making various games.
Today, a new judging game will be uploaded on GU- san's website, Maker Maker!
Everyone, please check it out!
Yes! So, please take a closer look at the homepage. Let's do our best!
There was something there that was more mature than anyone else and could last longer than anyone else.
Idol King
Anger Switch!
Debate Edition!
Now, the summer adventure that started with a loud anger switch has begun!
This time it's a debate edition!
Yes! From now on, you will be divided into two teams and discuss which theme is better for you.
And during the debate, if you press this anger switch, everyone's anger switch will automatically turn on,
so I'd like you to get angry as much as you want and give your opinions while hitting each other!
Yes! So it's an anger switch, but first of all, Saito- san, would you like to give it a try?
Saito-san, it's been two years since Idol King, but how is the staff at Idol King?
That's right. If something happens, they'll be careful of Idol King as well.
I think it's going well.
Is that what you're saying?
Shut up, Sakuma!
Recently, his hair has been changed and Sakuma-san has become really cool.
I think it's good, staff.
Is it okay like this?
Yes, it's perfect.
In short, it's like this.
Yes.
If you press this anger switch, everyone's anger switch will turn on,
so I'd like you to give your opinions as much as you want!
Yes!
Yes! Then, let's begin!
Today's debate theme is this!
Which do you like better, a mushroom mountain or a bamboo shoot field?
This is something that no one has ever discussed before.
We still don't know the answer, but we'd like you to come to a conclusion.
By the way, I'm from a bamboo shoot village.
I'm from a mushroom mountain.
Mushroom mountains are a little different.
I'd like you to discuss it with me.
If you can convince me, I'd like you to come here.
That's up to you.
Please discuss it with me.
First of all, I'd like you to discuss mushroom mountains.
Look at this cute shape.
It's cute.
It looks cute.
Let's open it.
Let's open it all at once.
Let's go through it.
Look at this shape.
Do you know?
You can enjoy the taste in two stages.
First, you can enjoy only chocolate.
And you can enjoy crackers.
You can enjoy it in two stages.
This is good.
What do you like about it?
I like that I can't reach it.
Ponchi, what will you do if you just eat it?
I don't care about chocolate.
I like this mushroom mountain.
If I can eat this snack, that's enough for me.
It's crispy and delicious.
So you don't like mushroom mountain?
No, I don't like it.
This snack is a little wet.
It's not wet, but it's not crispy.
The texture is different, isn't it?
I like that texture.
When you put it in the refrigerator, you can enjoy it even more.
How about this mushroom mountain?
It's easy to eat, isn't it?
Let's eat it together.
When Kikuchi-san is talking, I feel like I'm an amateur.
You should eat the chocolate part first and then eat the mushroom mountain.
That's not how you eat it.
You eat the mushroom mountain as a whole, don't you?
No, it's easier to eat it as a whole.
Please try it.
Yeah.
Huh?
She's not eating it normally.
But it's bland, isn't it?
It's bland, bland.
This one is more sour.
But it's more fun.
Then try both of them.
Try both of them.
Try both of them and try only the chocolate part and see which one is better.
I want to eat it.
Oh, it's good.
Oh, I said it right away.
I said it right away.
Oh, it's good.
I said it right away.
It doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good?
Okay, then show us your wonderful appearance.
Oh, it's dirty.
Kamuro-san, are you okay now?
Kikuta-san, are you okay?
You look like a mosaic.
Show me.
Oh, cute.
This one is cute.
And I eat it separately.
But you eat only here first.
You eat only here first.
What part do you eat only?
You eat only here first.
Oh, you eat only this part that isn't chocolate.
You eat only this part that isn't chocolate.
And you eat the rest of the chocolate.
But you know, you can eat it as you like.
Don't you get chocolate on your hand?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like this.
Here, here, at the end of the hand...
But, but, but...
Which part doesn't get chocolate?
That part.
Here.
Here, this part that's trembling.
Do you eat it like that?
You hold it like this.
But, but, but...
As soon as you put it in your mouth, it's like...
It's like...
I can eat it more moistly.
But you don't eat a lot of chocolate.
No, no, no!
There's a lot of chocolate!
No!
If you want to eat chocolate, you should eat chocolate.
No!
It's more balanced.
That's right.
Don't tell Edo-chan!
A mountain of bamboo shoots...
There's only this much chocolate.
A mountain of bamboo shoots...
There's a lot of it!
Wait!
Edo-chan, it's not a mountain of bamboo shoots!
Sato!
It's not a mountain!
Sato!
A mountain of bamboo shoots...
There's only a little of it.
A mountain of bamboo shoots...
That's wrong.
How do you eat it, Edo-chan?
I first...
Here...
I first eat only this chocolate-covered part!
If there's only a little of it like bamboo shoots, isn't it boring?!
You just put chocolate and chocolate on it!
Wonderful!
See?
Edo-chan is good!
What do you think, Yamaha of mushrooms?
Well, chocolate, it depends on how thin it is, right?
Yeah.
This chocolate is pretty heavy.
See? It's different!
There are times when chocolate is too thick.
No, no, I said it earlier.
Edo-san said it already.
But you touch your phone with it, right? With chocolate on it.
That's right!
Edo-san's private property is chocolate!
That's right!
You like chocolate and you always have it, right?
But you know, you live with me, right?
I really don't like it! I don't like it when you touch the door with it!
That's why you sometimes get really angry!
About five minutes after you said it!
Okay, then, Fonchi, you say it!
What do you think, Fonchi?
Well, I think the area of the snack is...
Hey! You don't know how good this snack is!
Try it! See?
See? She's cool!
Hey! Try it! Try it! Try it!
I think the area of the snack is definitely better, everyone!
What do you think, Taniya-san?
What do you think, Miya-chan?
I think this area is definitely better!
Don't move! Don't move!
I think this area is better!
Um, Fonchi, you're pressing the switch right now, right?
Yes!
Yay!
Hey! That's not good, Miyake-san!
Miyake-san, I've told you so many times, but Miyake-san herself...
Um, this is too ordinary!
It's just chocolate and biscuits!
It's not like that!
Um...
I like the crispy biscuit and chocolate's thin, subtle...
I like that!
I see!
It's too ordinary!
It's too different! It's coated with chocolate, right?
It's coated! This one has a top coat!
There are two ways of eating it.
The first one is to eat it little by little.
And the second one is to eat it in big bites.
There are many ways of eating it.
This one is too ordinary.
How about you, Ms. Yazo?
It's delicious!
You're just eating it!
Since you're here, can I let you eat it?
Here you go!
Eat it! Eat it!
It's weird!
Eat it!
It's weird!
How is it, Ms. Yazo?
It's delicious!
Is it delicious, Ms. Yazo?
Is it delicious?
The biscuit is moist!
I see!
Ms. Yazo, can you tell us what's good about this mushroom?
Do you like mushrooms that much?
Sometimes, it looks sharp like a bamboo shoot!
You guys...
What do you mean?
It's round!
It's round like this!
How can you tell?
You're at your limit!
It's not bad!
It's smooth!
If you put it in the fridge, the taste changes!
There's another way of enjoying it!
The crunchy texture of chocolate!
If you put it in the fridge, it changes!
Even the mushroom is completely different!
Even now, she's eating it!
Maybe you should exchange what you have with what you have.
Why is this place like a neighborhood?
But it's too refreshing!
After all, the crispy one is amazing!
But there are a lot of mushrooms and you can only taste chocolate at first, right?
If you eat it together, you can understand the deliciousness!
You can eat it together, right?
But you can only taste chocolate at first.
You can taste it at first, right?
It's so good!
Why is the mushroom like a mussel?
If you think like that, come over here!
If we're alike, it's fine, right?
We're very alike.
Then...
Then I'm the boss of yesterday's school.
Kawamura-san, please say something.
Everyone doesn't care about the sweets.
They care about the package.
Hold this.
It says "take a breath".
I'm taking a breath right now.
I see.
Cool.
"Right now" means "anytime".
Do you know it?
Please push me.
I see.
You paid attention to a great place.
Please help me.
If you look at it like that...
There are birds flying in the bamboo forest, but not a single mushroom is flying.
But isn't it a yellow sky?
What?
Isn't it a yellow sky?
Isn't it a grey sky?
That's right.
There's no such thing as a grey sky.
There isn't.
There's no such thing as a grey sky.
There's a yellow sky.
There's no such thing as a yellow sky.
It's a dream.
It's a stupid argument.
It's a dream.
It's not a dream.
That's right.
It's a dream.
But you know...
There's no mistake about the sugar of mushrooms.
Like we said earlier, there's often a mistake about the mountains of bamboos.
That's right.
Edo-chan, you can make a mistake, Edo-chan.
Of course.
Edo-chan, can you make a quick correction?
I'll do my best.
Because it's hard to tell.
The mountains of mushrooms...
Don't switch it on yet.
The mountains of mushrooms are hard to tell.
The sugar of bamboos...
Is it easy to tell?
That's right, it's easy to tell.
You made a mistake.
You made the biggest mistake.
Anyone can make mistakes.
I see.
It's different for everyone.
That's right, it's different for everyone.
You're right about that.
But if it's the mountains and sugar, the mountains are bigger, right?
I see.
There are a lot of mountains of mushrooms over here.
Can you tell us about the good things about sugar?
The mountains and sugar may be bigger, but...
The amount in it is the same.
And the price is the same, too.
So I wonder if sugar is better.
There's a bad thing about it.
That's right.
If it's this one, it doesn't taste like cookies.
If it's this one, it tastes like cookies.
If you're going to eat that one...
I think it's better to eat cookies from the same manufacturer.
I see.
I think this one has its advantages.
That one is cookies, right?
This one is biscuits, right?
That's right.
I see. That's the big difference.
Cookies and crackers are bigger.
Hey, Kiguchi-san!
That's why you're that member!
I see.
That's why you're like a bamboo shoot.
Hey!
Is it okay?
Kiguchi-san, which one do you want?
You can choose now.
You'll get a head like Masseta's.
Why?
You'll get a head like Masseta's.
But it's not like that.
It's not like I'm fat because of this.
If four of us eat it, we'll be fine.
But bamboo shoots are good too, right?
Mushrooms are good too, right?
It's a chance for mushrooms.
Mushrooms are good, right?
Mushrooms have big mountains, right?
Masseta's is small, right?
The area of the biscuit is the size of your heart.
The area of the chocolate is the size of your heart.
Chocolate is the size of your heart.
I see.
When Honchi says it, it's like a heart.
This one has a lot of black.
This one has more potatoes.
I'm too excited.
But this one is better.
But the bamboo shoots have grass inside.
Watch how you eat that biscuit!
Watch, watch, watch.
I won't push it.
But there's grass inside.
Look! There's a pattern in it, right?
Look!
And why? Why? Why?
That's why I said earlier...
You say it again!
Say it! Say it! Say it!
Did you get it?
Is it good?
Yeah, it's good.
Right?
I said it's good!
It's good, but...
No, but that texture...
That texture is...
I think it's better when it's crunchy.
It might be moist, but...
This one is...
This...
Look at its head! Its head!
This white part...
I don't know about you, but...
This one is...
It's heavier. It's heavier!
It's heavier!
No, this one is...
It's thin, this chocolate!
It's thin like a human!
It's like a human's heart, you know?
No!
No matter how you cut it, it's hot!
Look! Look at this mushroom!
Excuse me.
Look!
It's good!
Excuse me.
What did I do wrong?
Mushrooms are better than bamboos.
The previous mushroom is a little different, but...
Again?
The previous mushroom is a little different, but...
This mushroom is thick...
The previous mushroom is different, but...
Don't say rude things!
The previous mushroom is...
OK!
Thank you.
I don't know what to say, but...
OK.
Then, Masa-san, can you judge which team was more persuasive?
Yes, I will decide this with my own words and authority.
Well...
The judgment is...
The mushroom was more persuasive!
Now, for the bamboo boy village team, we'll give you these sweets as a gift!
And with that, that's it for...
"Switch of Anger"!
Now, let's announce the news!
November 1st... No, November 7th, Friday night at 9 PM, we'll broadcast this!
Please don't miss it!
And with that, for now, the bamboo boy village team has won, but what do you think of the result?
Both of them are delicious!
Well, that's the main point, right?
Everyone, you like "Mushroom Hill", right?
We like it!
If you had to choose...
If you had to choose, it would be "Switch of Anger"!
This discussion itself was so exciting that "Switch of Anger" didn't have much meaning.
That's true!
Yada-san was refusing, but what did you think of "Switch of Anger"?
"Switch of Anger" was a little difficult!
Was it difficult?
Yes!
With that said, since you lost...
We lost!
Now, for "Mushroom Hill", let's have Honchi-san stand in front of the camera!
Everyone! Please try "Mushroom Hill" snacks!
Can you say it again?
Sorry, it's this way.
Too late! Too late!
So, you all ate a lot, didn't you?
Ami-chan, you don't have a nosebleed today? Are you okay?
I'm okay, Ami-ne. I really got rid of it.
What? You ate a little? Do you have a nosebleed?
I do have a nosebleed.
You look like a manga character.
I do have a nosebleed.
I can really feel it right here.
Like "don don don don"!
So, I stopped eating.
I don't say nice things on TV like this.
She said it herself.
I see.
It's good. The chocolate is...
The chocolate is good, but...
I'm relieved.
Su-chan, how was it today?
It was good.
She said it was good!
It's a debate topic.
But I think mushrooms are better.
Put the mushrooms in the fridge and eat them.
You'll definitely like it.
I see.
Next time, let's eat real mushrooms and real bamboo shoots.
Let's see which one is good raw.
So, that's it for today!
This has been Ikari no Switch!
Goodbye!