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Rurika, what have you been up to lately?
Lately... I guess I've been playing with my cat.
You call your cat "Rurika", don't you?
Yes, I do!
You also call your cat "Meru", don't you?
Yes, I do!
One! Two! Three! Go!
I tried to be an idol, but all I can do is be embarrassed.
I lost the game and got pie all over me.
The white dress manager is lecturing me.
Before becoming an idol,
I have to think about it.
But still, jump, jump, jump!
I'm going to advance. Jump, jump, jump!
I'm going to catch you. Please,
let me have you. Go, go!
I hate you. Jump, jump, jump!
You're my rival. Jump, jump, jump!
If you say it, I'll lose.
I'll burn up my pride.
I'm going to advance. Jump, jump, jump!
I'm going to catch you. Please,
let me have you. Jump, jump, jump!
Actually, I'm a shy girl with tears in my eyes.
But someday, until we catch up with the stars,
we'll advance with the same dream.
Jump, jump, jump! I'm going to catch you. Jump, jump, jump!
I'm going to catch you. Please, let me have you.
Jump, jump, jump! I'm going to catch you. Jump, jump, jump!
Actually, I'm a shy girl with tears in my eyes.
But someday, until we catch up with the stars,
we'll advance with the same dream.
Jump, jump, jump! I'm going to catch you. Jump, jump, jump!
I'm going to catch you. Please, let me have you. Jump, jump, jump!
I'm going to catch you.
Hello, I'm MC of "Idling MC", Masato Wakana. Nice to meet you.
Hello, I'm idol Reiko.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers, and who want to become one of them.
The first episode of "Idling Diary" will be aired on November 13th, at 2:40 p.m.
Let me introduce you to "Idling".
We're all here today.
We have an announcement for you, right, Ms. Takanori?
Yes, that's right!
Yes!
Since the other day, we've been making various games.
Today, a new game will be uploaded on Gun-san's game creation site "Maker Maker".
Everyone, please give it a try!
Thank you!
Yeah!
Let's get excited!
In this day and age where you can do anything, isn't it nice to have clumsy girls around you?
They're definitely not good at it, but when you see them working hard, you want to cheer for them, don't you?
Because they're creating the situation we're in now.
Please! Please!
We're back! With "Please! Please! Fans!" we powered up to "Please!" twice.
I think the content is almost the same.
Please explain what kind of corner it is.
We'll introduce it for the first time.
On the IDOLiNG program's homepage, we'll announce some themes from now on.
And regarding those themes, IDOLing members will read the answers that fans have come up with for IDOLing members.
Yes, that's right.
It's a "fans, please!" posting corner.
IDOLiNG members, please read it with love and responsibility, no matter how much you're told off by your fans.
Yes, this is the first time for 14 members to read it.
Let me announce the theme. The theme is...
What are the rules of IDOLiNG that you must not break?
Yes, let's take a look at the total number of answers for this theme.
This is it!
It's huge!
Wow!
It's 1,377!
Wow!
And now, the winner is...
The winner is...
Joy!
As you can see, everyone is reading it out loud.
It depends on how you read it.
You might get scolded for it.
Please do your best and read it out loud.
Let's go.
Who wants to go first?
Me!
Endo-san!
Yes!
I'm Endo Mae of IDOLiNG.
I got this from Proche-san. Thank you!
Let's go.
What are the rules of IDOLiNG that you must not break?
Numbers 2 and 12 are free for now.
I see.
That's right.
I agree with the fans who sent us this.
When we have a talk like this,
it's scary when we make a rule.
That's right.
Even if we make a rule, we'll break it anyway.
That's right.
Are you okay?
That's right, Zumi-san.
That's right, that's right.
You're in a good mood, Zumi-san.
I like this costume a lot.
What do you like about it?
I like this bun a lot.
I like it a lot.
Endo-san, you like this costume a lot, too.
That's right.
I got scolded for wearing this costume just now.
You got scolded for it.
But I'm glad I wore it in the end.
I like it a lot.
You like it a lot?
I can wear it like this forever.
We'll give you a big jumper for it.
Thank you!
And Su-chan, too...
Su-chan... No, not Su-chan.
It's Yui-chan.
I'm sorry. I got the number wrong again.
Kawamura-san...
Oh, that's right. Kawamura-san, too...
Yes?
You should wear it however you like.
Really? Thank you very much.
Yes.
Wow!
That's amazing! It's totally different!
It's completely opposite, isn't it?
Yes, it's totally opposite.
It's water and oil, these two.
That's right.
You should wear it however you like for now,
but you shouldn't mix them up.
That's right!
You should wear it wherever you like.
Yes.
That's right.
The second graders, too...
Kawamura-san, I think you should handle it better.
Yes.
I'm getting used to it.
You're getting used to it? Oh, you weren't used to it until now.
My mom is kink.
Oh, your mom is kink. You can't call her "mom".
I said "mom" too much in "adventure" and she got mad at me.
Oh, because you can't say "gorilla" like Mina- chan.
That's right.
Mina-chan will turn around and say "gorilla".
Okay, I'll give you my present.
Thank you very much.
Next up is Sakai-san.
Yes.
I'm Sakai Hitomi of IDOLiNG14.
I got this from a fan named "yatchaga-san". Thank you very much.
Let's go.
What is an IDOLiNG rule you should never break?
Yes.
Even if you make me smile, I won't get carried away.
So you chose this one.
Actually, when I went to Miyazaki the other day, I was on TV for a little bit.
When I went to Miyazaki, JASCO took pictures of me.
A lot of people gather there.
Yes, when I went to JASCO, they took pictures of me.
I felt like a celebrity.
JASCO also gathers a lot of people.
A lot of people ask me if I'm a celebrity.
It's like an IDOLiNG rule, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But I think this YACHTCHAGA should never forget to take pictures of me.
I see.
I think you've been getting carried away lately.
Don't forget how you felt when you were in Miyazaki.
For example, when I say "Michelle, you're cute" or "You're nice",
in Michelle's case, she says "Yes, I know. I know."
It's like that.
So you're getting carried away.
No, I'm just kidding.
So you're kidding, Michelle.
Thank you.
She says "Yes, I know."
I'm just kidding.
So I don't think you should do that.
Michelle's way of getting carried away is like a cab driver.
I know.
You're used to it.
Do you get carried away a lot in your hometown?
Not at all.
You don't get carried away?
I went home for only one night the other day.
You went home later, didn't you?
I had a great family and great friends.
Even though only one person should know about it,
even my parents read my blog.
They said "Kikuchi Ami-chan is back today."
That's a great impression.
They even took me to the front of my house.
It's amazing.
I think I'm getting carried away a little.
You're getting carried away.
And you...
I'm in the same school as Ami.
The other day, when Ami was walking down the hallway during break,
another classmate said "Isn't that an idol club?"
In the same class?
Yes.
When I was walking down the hallway, I was told "I think it's you,"
and I was told "It's Kikuchi Ami-chan,"
but I was walking one meter behind her.
Even though you're in the same class?
I was about to do it.
She's been an idol for a long time.
She's been an idol for 5 years.
She's pretty, but...
Don't you get carried away in Vietnam?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I got carried away.
When I went to get my photo album,
about 200 kids followed me.
What?!
No way!
Really?
No way!
There was a scene where I was running on the beach.
When I was running, about 200 people ran with me.
What?!
No way!
Kikuchi-chan, are you okay?
Koizumi-san, you're not interested in people being carried away, right?
No, I'm not.
Koizumi-san, you're always being carried away.
Come to the hospital and look at me.
When I go to the hospital, I see a lot of nurses.
Sakai-san, thank you for coming!
Next up is Yokoyama-san!
Yes! I'm Yokoyama Rurika of IDOLiNG class 9.
I got my fan name from Yo-I-Sha-Y-san! Thank you very much!
Okay, let's move on. What's an IDOLiNG rule you can't break?
You can't tell rumors to Ami-mi.
Why?!
As you can see from what we're talking about,
Ami-chan has a loud voice and big eyes,
so secret stories end up becoming secret stories.
I'm sorry, but you sound like you have a really light mouth.
What?!
My school friend told me not to say it,
and I don't say it, but I can see it with my own eyes.
You can see it?
I know it, but I don't say it, and I can see it.
Ah, you can see it.
That's amazing.
Even fans can see it.
You can see it, right?
Yes, you can see it.
Maybe your fans saw you talking like that.
I don't like that kind of IDOLiNG.
Maybe your fans saw you talking like that.
Who else has a light mouth?
Light?
Etoto-chan!
Maria!
Maria, you have a light mouth!
Maria!
When I'm told to keep it a secret,
I don't say it unless I'm told to keep it a secret,
but when I'm told to keep it a secret, I don't want to say it.
That's the worst!
Maria, that's the worst!
That's the worst!
I really can't say it.
I'm in class and I'm dressed like this and I'm wearing glasses and I'm talking like this.
Okay, I'll give you three stickers.
Thank you!
Okay, Kikuchi-san!
Yes!
Yes, I'm idol group 16th generation special member.
My fan name is "Okiku-san". Thank you for giving it to me.
What is an idol group's rule you should never break?
It's the order of the dressing room.
Is there such a rule in Asakusa?
I thought "Okiku-san" was amazing, but...
Oh, that's interesting! I want to see it!
First of all, this is the entrance.
First of all, E.P. Kikuchi-san is here.
And, if you go in like this, you'll find me in the closest seat.
No. 2, 8, and 9.
And behind me, No. 7 and 5 are talking nonsense in a low voice.
It's not nonsense! It's just normal talk!
It's like "bong bong"!
And, where No. 1, 3 and 6 are,
I'm No. 4 with a toothbrush.
What's going on?
No. 2 and 7 are relatively messy, but...
I think No. 13 and 15 are Asahi and Serina.
We didn't say we'd sit next to each other, but we're sitting next to each other.
We said it first.
Yes, we said we'd sit next to each other.
You promised to sit next to each other in the dressing room in advance.
No, we didn't!
Good morning! Ah! Mr. Kudo, good morning!
He's good friends with you guys, huh?
- And then, and then! - And then?
- Kiigo should definitely sit in the middle because we have a lot of light. - I see!
- Light and life will hit. - Alright!
She chose light and life to hit.
Light and life.
There's a lot of light because they're big!
I come home often with Spriggan.
When I'm doing my makeup and Tsui-chan are waiting for it,
Spriggan comes home and fixes them up.
I go home with my glasses on.
You go home with your glasses on?
I'm a professional.
It's because people see you like that.
When there's a recording, the light is really strong, right?
So I sweat a little and it falls apart.
So I hold it down a little.
And I go home by train, so people see me like that.
Endo-san, you're also surprised like that.
But when I go home, I'm barefaced.
When it's over, I'm like this.
The girls seem like they're doing it really well.
I wanted to be like Endo-san, but she's amazing.
Since she's amazing, I'll give you a Yokoyama-san sticker.
Next up is...
Eto-chan with a light mouth.
Yes!
Be careful!
We got this from Daichan-san. Thank you very much!
What is an idol's rule you should never break?
Other than being an idol, you can't touch me without my glasses on for any other reason!
Why did you choose that?
When I'm not wearing my glasses, people say "glasses, glasses" and make fun of me, and I don't like that!
If I don't wear my glasses, people say "don't wear your glasses, don't wear your glasses" and I'm like "what should I do?"
You should wear your glasses, right?
You should wear your glasses.
I say that recently, but I've been making fun of people about my glasses.
You should wear your glasses, Eto-chan.
So you're actually going to decide? Whether you should remove your glasses or wear them?
Recently, you don't bring your glasses when you're not filming, right? You usually don't wear them, right?
Yesterday it was like that!
She's starting to not wear her glasses anymore!
Eto-san has been wearing his glasses in private for a long time.
Since you're a professional, Eto-chan, you should become one too!
You should become a professional!
The guarantee you're getting is the price of your glasses.
The price of your glasses.
Do you think you should wear your glasses, everyone?
On the contrary, there are people who say "I really want to wear my glasses", right?
There are people like that, right?
There are quite a lot of people like that!
There are people like that!
Um, you know, I'm half-hearted, so please don't care about my glasses!
There are no glasses in your blog photos, right?
There are!
I asked Eto-chan why she doesn't wear her glasses, and she said that it's better for men to not wear their glasses at first.
You're half-hearted!
Eto-chan, you're half-hearted!
Maria, you're half-hearted!
You know, when you're in school, when you're on TV, you don't say "how about it?" as a talent, you just want to show off!
No, it's not like that! The other day, I said it in my first self-introduction, but I was irritated, and for the first time in school, I wore glasses for about two days.
When I wore glasses, I was told that I didn't know anything, and I was a little irritated, and I was told that I didn't know anything, and I was irritated, and I said, "If you take off your glasses..."
You can do it without glasses!
But, you know, there's nothing like going to school without glasses.
Hey, if you don't wear glasses, you can wear mouthpieces instead!
I'll give you Eto-chan stickers!
Thank you very much!
By the way... By the way, this is a little bit of information, but...
Even if you're new, Eto is next to Edo!
What are you talking about?! Seriously?!
Edo!
It's true!
Eh, but... Why do you all have it here?!
This is also correct!
It's not like that!
Eto is in a position of crossing, so everyone...
You're serious!
Yes, let's move on!
By the way, Su-chan!
Yes!
Yes! I'm Su-chan, who just became an idol!
I got this from a fan named "isshida-san"! Thank you very much!
Thank you! What are the rules of an idol you must not break?!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
You must not go to the bathroom alone!
Is it really like that? Do you think like that?
No, I... I think it's perfect like that!
Is there something like that?
Like, going to the bathroom alone...
It's really shombori (dirty)
Isn't it like that?!
It's not like that!
It's not like you go to the bathroom alone and go in alone!
But you know the distance you have to go there, right? About 50 metres?
I feel like that distance is a waste of time!
A waste of time!
Going there alone...
It's lonely...
Ah, if you're going there alone, shouldn't you go there with someone and have a chat?
Yes, yes, yes!
Amimi also likes humans, so...
Even if it's 50 metres...
She likes humans, so she doesn't talk like a dog!
Even if it's 50 metres, I think it's better for you to talk!
Because you like talking?
Ah... I haven't really thought about it like that, but...
It might be like that!
That's why it's really heavy!
Then, do you always go with someone?
We do!
Basically, there are a lot of people who invite you to the bathroom together!
It's a threshing!
You don't have to say "threshing"!
Idols don't say "threshing"!
Who said that?!
"Threshing" is fine, but you don't say "threshing"!
I'm sorry!
Chii-chan...
But, like... if you don't go alone...
You can't really go to the bathroom...
You can't really do it!
Isn't that worse than me? That punishment just now!
No, no, no! It's not like "what is it?"
You can't go to the bathroom...
You can't wash your hands...
You can't dry your hair...
But, like... it's always silent!
But, on the other hand...
You're all alone, aren't you?
We're all alone!
If you're not there...
You'll want someone's time!
That's right!
You're all alone, but...
"Threshing" is really...
Asahi, Su-chan, Serina...
Chii-chan...
Will...
Take them...
And "threshing" them!
Then, Fuji-TV, please...
Make a big painting for me!
Chii-chan, do it with me!
Okay, I'll give you Su-chan's sticker!
- Takiguchi-san! - Yes!
I'm an idol group member, Takiguchi Mira!
I got my fan name from Goriguchi Mira-san!
- Takiguchi-san, you've already decided to give up your sticker, haven't you?
- Interesting! - Yes!
- The rule of an idol group that you must not break is...
- You must not reveal other people's private lives without permission!
- That's the case in every world, but...
- Why do you think like that? Why did you choose it? - Well...
- I always think like this, but...
- I'm happy that my fans understand me and vote for me.
- Well, I can't have this fan name, but...
- You erased it! - You erased it yourself!
- I was so pissed off!
- I was so angry!
- Even though I'm a fan! Even though I'm a fan, I wrote "Goriguchi"!
- Wait a minute! - If you wrote "Goriguchi", you're not just talking about Mira-chan...
- You're also talking about Mira-chan's family!
- That's too much!
- Your family, your siblings, everything... - Everyone!
- It's going to be a Goriguchi incident!
- It's your family!
- I'm sorry to say that you must not reveal other people's private lives, but...
- But you and Su-chan always reveal other people's private lives! - That's right!
- Are you talking about us? - Oh, that's right!
- It's about you, Su-chan! - Oh, that's right!
- Su-chan! - I'm pissed off! - Did you just realize it?
- I'm pissed off! What is it?
- As soon as you see this, you'll know it's you, right?
- That's right! It's about you, Su-chan! You always reveal other people's private lives!
- That's right. - You always reveal other people's private lives!
- What's going on? Is there a fight? - He's talking about us all the time...
- Spy! - You come into our room and play with our computers!
- You're a spy!
- It's fine to make it up, but I don't think it's right for people to do that.
- You come into our room and... Do you leave any trace of it?
- Do you leave any trace of it?
- I was going to do it without leaving any trace of it, but I got it wrong.
- Since you don't have a computer at all, I thought you might want to use the internet.
- But... But you've been...
- We were fine for about two days, but you've been on the phone all the time.
- That's just a little mistake.
- But I don't think you're wrong.
- Though we couldn't assemble the mirror rack, you put it down like this.
- Then why do you always leave your personal belongings in the living room?
- Just leave it there for a little while.
- It's only in the living room! - It's only been about two weeks since you came in.
- Two weeks, isn't it?
Not only that, after men's day off is over, won't you stop taking off your socks in the living room like this even though we ate?
The smell, the smell is too strong, the dust is too strong, it's the worst!
Can't you have even a little bit of compassion, Su-chan?
Compassion!
There's still more, there's still more to say!
There's still more to say!
Su-chan, I know you're going to say that, but earlier Su-chan held my shoulders and said "I'll give you a push", and now I have chocolate marks all over my hands!
I ate sweets and now I have chocolate marks all over my hands!
That's amazing!
You two are alike!
How much more do you have?
Then I'll give you a Su-chan sticker!
Next, Nagano-san.
Yes, I'm 13 years old and I'm from Nagano.
My fan name is Fuyu-san. Thank you very much!
What is an idol's rule you should never break?
I'm going to put you in the right place for your topic.
As a senior of the youngest generation...
I've been thinking about it since I joined.
There's a big generation gap.
Can you put me in the right place?
I'm about ten years old.
I don't know how to talk.
Sometimes I talk with Maiple-san.
When I'm around, Maiple-san sometimes talks with me.
But I don't ask her anything.
I say "I don't know" because it's funny.
I say "I don't know", but I don't really know anything.
Even your fans wrote it for you.
Thank you very much!
It's going to be on Showa's street TV.
It's going to be on "Gikidozan".
It's amazing!
Let's go over there!
From November 5th at 11.50pm...
"FIFA Under 17 Women's Wild Dog New Zealand 2008" will be on air!
Don't miss it!
Kato-san!
There's a generation gap.
Can you say something to the camera?
Serina-chan, I thought you were a smart girl.
You were acting like a smart girl, but you put me in the right place?
Serina-chan!
Normally, when I talk to her, she says "yes", but I thought you were a smart girl.
I don't know if you're talking about "super cassette vision" or something like that.
We don't talk about that!
We're from the generation of "des" and "win".
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's different.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about? You don't know?
I don't know what you're talking about at all.
Are you talking about aliens?
It's like you're talking about aliens.
I'm so happy you're talking to me like that.
Do you know about other people?
Asahi-san, do you know about fashion?
Kato-san and I like fashion.
You're making a fool of yourself.
I have a few of the same clothes.
Really?
What about it? There are ten different colors.
It's fun.
You look young.
It's fashionable.
The bags I bought last year were matching.
Fashion travels around.
Really?
It's like that.
It's different.
I see.
Kato-san, congratulations.
Thank you.
Kato-san.
Kato-san, you're number one idol.
Thank you for joining us.
Kato-san, what's your rule for idols you can't break?
You can't meet Umeko off-stage.
Why did you choose that?
I thought Umeko was such a mysterious being.
I was shocked about Umeko's relationship.
What?
When we were talking the other day,
she said she really wanted to visit Saya-nee-san's house.
She also said she wanted to decorate the house.
She said she wanted to go shopping and decorate the house.
I see.
I exchanged numbers.
When I said "Hello?"
Who is this?
You exchanged numbers, didn't you?
I did.
When I said "Hello?"
She didn't say my name.
Who is this?
She said it in a low voice.
It's different.
I'm really bad at exchanging addresses.
Why is that?
You know there's a red line now, right?
The red line...
You've improved.
The red line...
It says "Send it from me."
It says "I'll receive it."
It says "Send it."
It says "I'll send it by e-mail."
Then it doesn't have a number.
I always tell you my number,
but you have to tell me yours first.
That's why I...
I can't refuse.
Let's exchange numbers.
I'll receive it, so give it to me.
I always say that.
Actually you didn't want to exchange numbers.
Is that so?
That's not true.
It says "This is a criminal offence."
No way! You hate me so much!
No, it's not like that!
I called Yui-chan and said "Yoga."
Then she said "Yui-chan?"
and I said "Yes?"
and she said "Yazawa, can we talk for a second?"
and I said "Huh?"
and she said "This is Yui's mother."
She said "This is Yui's mother."
She knew it at home.
She knew it at home!
She already told me about it.
Yui-chan is treated like an orphan.
That's amazing!
I don't know Yui-chan's number yet.
Kawamura-san, when you go out, you can't do anything about it, can you?
Your family has to come with you, but you can't get in touch with them, can you?
Just in case... Just in case... How do you say it?
Is it that number today?
That's right.
In a way, it's cool.
It's cool, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
Kawamura-san, please accept this.
Thank you very much.
Well, Kawamura-san...
I'm Kawamura Yui, 12 years old, and I'm an idol.
My fan name is Yui Geraa-san.
Thank you very much.
What is an idol's rule that you should never break?
When we're done recording, we go straight home.
You're good at writing.
More than anything, you're good at writing. It's easy to read.
You're good at growing up.
You're good at writing.
You're right.
Can you show us?
Look at this.
It's lettering.
She did lettering.
It's cheap.
That's fine, but you go straight home after recording.
That's right.
After work, I transform.
You're saying weird things again.
Transform!
Let's hear it first.
When I'm here, I'm Umeko.
Umeko. That's your nickname, right?
Yes.
And when I go outside of here, I'm Kawamura Yui.
So you have a different face when you're in between.
Yes. I don't think I need to meet Kawamura Yui.
I see.
So I go straight home.
I see.
What's the difference?
Between Umeko and Kawamura Yui?
They're both serious characters.
What's the big difference?
Well...
How should I say it?
I'm a little less old-fashioned.
So you're acting like an old lady here.
I don't know.
When it comes to honorifics, I become an old lady.
You're an old lady now.
You're very old now.
But normally, I'm free-spirited.
Sometimes you're free-spirited.
You're different when you're excited.
Sometimes you get a "hit and run" sign.
No way!
So you don't change?
And I'm a bicycle student.
A bicycle student?
Yes.
I have to go home early because the parking lot is dark and scary at night.
It's a one-man job.
You know that well.
Yes, I do.
I thought it was amazing, so I chose it.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I chose it.
When you're standing in the back, you only look like a class representative.
No, no!
I'm relieved.
But you're better than your father's representative, right?
I don't know.
Kamuro-san, congratulations!
Thank you!
But, speaking of which, Horipro's Yazawa-san!
What's up with you, Yazawa-san?
I'm Yazawa Rika of idling 7th grade. I got my fan name "Yatch" from you. Thank you very much!
The rule of idling that you can't break is...
You're not allowed to smell your shoulders!
When I did a show with a second grade student last time, they kept telling me that my shoulders smelled bad.
And it was used on the ground...
That's right, it was broadcasted on the ground.
It was broadcasted on the ground!
And it's spreading on the internet!
Your shoulders' smell was spread all over the country, right?
That's right! I've never been told this before, but...
When I was walking in Shibuya, they said "Oh, it's an idling girl!"
And the next day of the show, they said "Eh, isn't she a smelly girl?"
I thought "Eh, isn't she a smelly girl?"
No way! She's not smelly at all!
Write it down, write it down.
You should cover it up.
Cover it up?
But you know, I'm really...
Yui-chan couldn't smell it, right?
And just now, I smelled Yui-chan's...
Wait, what about you, Mochi?
It stinks...
Why? Why?
But I found out that it stinks!
Who smells like that?
This "Iidashippe" plum girl.
What?!
Don't rub it in!
She puts herself on a shelf and...
It stinks! It really stinks!
It smells like tatami.
That's right! That's right!
What?!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Umeko!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go to the center circle!
Umeko!
It smells really good.
It's definitely a lie!
Here we go!
Endo-chan!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
But overall, you smell good now.
I see.
But your shoulders smell good.
Your appearance smells good now.
Wow!
This is a different kind of...
A different kind?
But the old feeling is the same.
But this is a little...
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
You're not breathing, are you?
I'm not breathing!
You're not breathing!
Why?
But you really smell good now!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wow!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wow!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wall, wall, wall, ball!
It's spinning, spinning!
It's not true!
Hey!
Why are you doing this?
Now let's sing "moteki" together.
No!
I don't want to!
Your popularity is rising rapidly.
What is that?
It's a camera-san sticker.
Next, Miyake-san!
Yes!
I'm Miyake Hitomi and I'm 17 years old.
My fan name is Umipyon. Thank you for joining us!
Thank you.
What is an idol group's rule you must not break?
Protect a certain wall in your heart.
I'm a little curious about this. Is it really like that?
In idol groups, even though we are an idol group, we are very close, right?
But still...
How do you say it?
Wait a minute.
That's right. You're curious, right?
An idol group is supposed to be bad friends.
That's right.
Are you automatically denying something else?
No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Mimi is bad.
Be careful.
Even among many idol groups, this is a particularly good group.
I like it.
From the fans...
But still...
A certain... How do you say it?
A certain line...
As a member, we have to leave it alone.
You have manners even among close friends.
I thought like that, too.
That's why the fans think like that, too.
I see.
That's why...
Kabe...
When I sleep in the middle of the night...
Or when I'm in class...
I often get a call from Lumine.
I'm scared!
You called me out.
It's midnight. Midnight.
Of course, I'm sleeping at 1 or 3 o'clock.
When I'm sleeping, I get a call.
When I'm studying seriously in class, I often get a call.
What's the reason for that?
You're always in the office, right?
That's why...
Manager-san, did you say something about me?
So realistic!
Manager-san, you weren't mad?
If you put it all together, it's like...
We broke up because we ate the same food.
Is it midnight or something like that?
I wake up in the middle of the night.
You get anxious.
You get anxious all of a sudden.
All of a sudden...
Well, it hasn't been released yet.
It hasn't been released yet?
It hasn't been released yet, but...
I see.
But if you look at it together, you can get a lot of information.
If you look at it together, you can get a lot of information.
But if you buy Koizumi-san's cell phone, it's dangerous.
That's right.
Maybe you should buy a Lumine-specific cell phone.
The one with good radio waves, right?
If it's not really big, it probably won't be big.
The one with about six waves, right?
Okay, Miyake-san, I'll give you a sticker.
Thank you very much.
Well then, Koizumi-san, let's go.
Yes, I'm an idol singer, Koizumi Rumi.
I got my fan name from Rumi-chan-san. Thank you very much.
What is the secret of an idol ring that you can never break?
You're always smiling.
I see.
This is what Rumi-chan-san, a kind-hearted fan, says.
Rumi-chan, you're always smiling.
That's why she wrote this and said, "Rumi is always smiling."
That might be what it means, but on the contrary,
recently, Koizumi-san has been too relaxed,
so she might have said, "Rumi-chan, you're always smiling."
It's like a warning.
No, it's not like that. I think it's "always smiling."
I don't think there's anyone who smiles like me.
So, if you say "smile," it's like Koizumi Rumi.
If you say "smile," it's Koizumi Rumi.
"Smile" is the best way to heal.
I see.
No one agrees with you, though.
You're raising your hand.
What about "smile"?
I think it's different.
Just now...
Just now, when Rumi-nee sat down once,
and when Rumi-nee left,
two students sat down.
Suddenly... You don't know, do you?
Rumi-nee sat down and said,
But I really don't have a seat.
Why?!
Wouldn't you hate it if you sat down?
This seat is Rumi's.
There's also a weather pouch,
there's also a lunch box,
there's also a bag,
there's also a cell phone,
it's obvious that it's Rumi's seat.
Koizumi-chan, how about you?
But Rumi-nee puts garbage in her seat,
so she doesn't know.
"Koizumi Rumi" isn't written there,
so she puts garbage in a chopstick holder,
so she doesn't know if it's Rumi-nee's seat or not.
So she doesn't know if it's garbage or if she's marking it.
Then shouldn't "Koizumi Rumi" be written in garbage, too?
"Koizumi Rumi" should be written in garbage, too.
The idea of taking up a seat is...
I have one, too.
Asahi-san, you, too.
Sometimes...
She's always nice to me,
so I wanted to study and sit on a chair.
She's nice to you,
but you're in the same unit!
I want you to look at me,
but I wanted to study and sit on a chair.
Oh, if it's you, Rumi-san,
why don't you sit somewhere else?
So I sat there.
So my makeup was done and I came in.
That's Rumi's seat,
I was told like that.
I was like, "I'm sorry!"
But afterwards...
She apologized for me afterwards.
When I'm in a bad mood,
that's what happens.
I see.
When you're in a bad mood...
Smile, Izumi!
You're not supposed to say things like that!
You have to be careful about it!
What do you think, Kizuki-san?
It'd be nice if only the second graders sat there,
but when Goto-san was sitting there,
he said, "Goto-san was sitting here earlier."
He said it!
He didn't say it!
Goto-san was sitting here!
I don't know how many times she's said it.
She hasn't said it yet.
Okay, let's give her a round of applause!
Thank you!
Ame-san!
Yes!
I'm idol group Asahi Rowo!
I got this from a fan named "Asapi"!
Thank you!
Yes, let's go!
The rule of an idol group you can't break is...
Hii-chan can't sleep...
Can't sleep...
Can't sleep!
Yes!
That's right!
Yes!
This is...
Hii-chan, you said this before,
but she loves sleeping.
It's because of low blood pressure!
Oh, low blood pressure!
Yes, low blood pressure.
That's why she's in a bad mood.
She's in a bad mood?
Yes, and when Hii-chan stayed over, it was pretty late at night,
and we had a little chat, and Hii-chan tried to wake her up.
She tried to wake her up!
And then her little sister said, "No matter what you do, she won't wake up!"
When she said that, I was like, "Really?!"
And I tried to wake her up!
No, no, no!
I was sleeping on the sofa, and my little sister said, "No matter what you do, she won't wake up!"
And I tried to wake her up, but she wouldn't move at all.
So I said, "Hii-chan!" and she woke up.
Even if you say "Hii-chan," she won't wake up?
She won't wake up!
And I was surprised, "Does she really not wake up?" I thought, "She really loves sleeping."
And if you wake her up, she'll be in a worse mood.
It's like...
She's just casually in a bad mood, right?
Who said it?
Ed-san said it!
Ed-san knows about it!
And when we were recording, "Hii-chan!" came up and she said, "What?"
She said "what?" and I was shocked.
She was sleeping like this!
And when I said "Hii-chan!", she said "What?"
Her face when she wakes up is scary!
It might be scarier than "Hii-chan!"
Really?!
"Hii-chan!" is scary.
Um...
Otaku's agency doesn't have that kind of education.
That kind of scary...
That kind of scary character...
That kind of scary face...
That kind of fairy-like face...
That kind of...
Don't say "that kind of" face!
Okay...
I'll give you an Asahi-san sticker.
Thank you!
Ponchi-san!
Yes!
I'm idol group Hachidai Ponchi.
I got my fan name from Momonga-san. Thank you very much!
The rule of idol groups you should never break is...
You're not allowed to have heavy things in your hands.
What does that mean, Ponchi?
You're not holding anything, are you?!
Um...
It's like, "Give it to me!"
People used to call me "my chubby rice cake" back in the day, right?
Oh, you're not "my chubby rice cake" now?
People used to call me "chubby rice cake" back in the day, but me and Ton-chan worked hard on our diet and lost weight.
Right?
And, Yazawa-san is like...
How do you say it...
He's like a representative of those kinds of people, right?
That's right.
So, like, if you have a character...
Yazawa-san, you're the only one holding heavy things in your hands right now, right?
I'm not "my chubby rice cake"!
You're "my chubby rice cake" who's holding heavy things in your hands, right?
I'm sorry!
So, like, you shouldn't take away those kinds of characters.
I see, I see!
Like...
Right?
Yeah!
I've been wearing the same mask lately!
Huh? What about her?
I've been wearing the same mask lately!
You've been wearing it a lot?
It's like a chair fell off because it's too heavy!
But, like, really...
Um...
People say I'm a little skinny, but...
If I take it off, I'm like "bom-bom-bom"!
"Bom-bom-bom"?
"Bom-bom-bom" and...
The angle of my face is the worst!
Right here!
Where, where, where?
Show me, show me!
Right there!
Ah, it's hard! Ah, I see!
And, like, laughing like that...
You can't do that on a computer, right?
I think it's really bad!
Koichibi-san says it's really bad!
When Ami-chan said it earlier...
I also remembered some of Ami-chan's bad points!
You know how Ami-chan says bad things all the time?
When I say something's wrong, you say "let's fix it"...
"Let's do it like this", you know?
I see!
I always try to smile, but Ami-chan...
That's not a smile you're saying!
But, but, but...
Ami-chan is really...
One word is too much!
One word is too much?
For example...
For example, like...
I always say I'm in a bad mood, but...
I'm in a bad mood sometimes, but...
I see!
When I joined the main cast, I was asked, "Kunmi- san, did you say you were in a bad mood again today?"
In the morning.
Around 8.30.
At the TV studio.
All of a sudden.
I was like, "What?!"
I'm not always in a bad mood!
I was like, "Why is she saying it at this timing?"
You're usually in a good mood, but you say that.
And I think I say it a lot because I think it's not something I say here.
I think I say it a lot because I want to say it.
I see.
But now...
It's okay.
It's not like that, is it?
I'm sorry.
Why?!
It's okay!
It's because you're the brightest when you talk a lot!
I love talking in the rain!
That's right!
You cried in the rain!
You talk a lot!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
It's because you're the brightest when you talk a lot!
Okay, then...
We'll give you all of the stickers!
One...
I'm sorry.
One.
Who do you want to start with?
I have something I want to say, too.
Actually, I have something I want to say, too.
What is it?!
Let's ask her!
Actually, what do you think about my outfit today?
I bought it recently and I'm very interested in it.
Especially, don't you think this skirt is very nice?
I do say that,
but there's something on the top of the skirt.
That's difficult for girls.
How about you?
One thing she said is good.
I'm always playing with strong characters.
That's why I change things up.
I see.
I don't say it seriously.
You didn't put meat on it?
No, I didn't.
You didn't put meat on it, did you?
It's well cooked and beautiful.
But I change things up.
You change things up.
So, you know, about Kiguchi-san...
I say it because I like it.
But I don't say it seriously.
I say a lot of things.
I spread rumors.
I'm fat.
But there is no negative idol.
So, from now on, negative idol...
Wait!
Kiguchi-san!
This is not a place for you to talk!
Don't do that!
Don't say negative idol!
Negative idol...
Ami!
Ami-chan, are you alright?
Ami-chan!
Ami!
It's a bad episode.
I don't know well, so I'll give you a previous life!
I love you!
All of you!
Okay, today, we have Michelle-san!
I'm Michelle, also an idol.
I got my fan name from Michelle-san.
Thank you very much!
Michelle is being healed by this timing.
Let's move on. The rule of an idol group that you can't break is...
Don't let your guard down during sales!
Right now! Right now!
Right now you let your guard down, didn't you Michelle?
No, not at all. I'm listening.
You're listening? How was it?
But I don't want to hear bad things.
You don't want to see an idol group like this?
An idol group is always happy and positive.
"Do your best, girls!" and stuff like that.
I don't want to hear negative things like that.
That's why...
I see.
See? She's saying it, Kikuchi-san.
Do your best.
But no one's saying "do your best."
Do your best! Let's do it cheerfully!
Let's do it cheerfully!
If it's not fun, I'm not interested.
If it's not fun...
I'm not interested.
That's right!
She's not interested.
She's cute!
I'm a little bit interesting.
Megadoll...
Isn't she interesting?
Because...
Because actually...
When we did a show like "pa-pa-pa-pa-pa"
At first you were crying, weren't you, Kikuchi- san?
Me?
Megadoll...
You were crying all the time!
I...
That's how it is, isn't it, Kikuchi-san? All the time...
There's no one called "Megadoll" anymore...
That's why...
Don't say that!
Even in the first self-introduction...
There's no one called Megadoll anymore.
No, that's just Kikuchi-san's character.
No, it's not like that at all!
Because in the first season...
It's scary!
No, yes.
She said things like "I have glasses for Eto-chan" and stuff like that.
No, I didn't say anything like that!
I did say things like that.
It's not like that at all!
It's not just Kikuchi-san right now.
It's just that Koizumi-san is just there as an opportunity.
It's about whether or not you should go with this character at this moment.
This is where...
Koizumi-san...
I see.
It's not like I've been told by Koizumi-san or anything like that.
Well, there's that too, but I'm also imitating Koizumi- san, right?
So, Koizumi-san is doing a lot of research.
Oh, that's right.
When Koizumi-san is laughing a lot, I'm not laughing at all.
No, no, no, no, no!
THERE!
Wait, cut! That cut!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm going to fix everything!
Um, like this...
When you're doing bad things like this...
Within the members, you know?
When you're doing bad things like this...
When you say things like "Luminae, you're scary", you know?
Even you yourself...
I won't say anything anymore!
It's okay!
You know, right?
So, Luminae...
She's laughing at us so we don't think we're scary...
That's what I think...
Like...
That's amazing! Even though you just joined, you've cried the most so far, haven't you?
No... There's also a DVD...
"Adventure" as well...
I've only cried when I joined...
Yeah, and you said you were negative about it...
Anyway, you talk a lot!
You talk the most!
Eh, of course I look like a bad person!
You've become a bad person!
No, no, no!
But it's really tough for me too!
Yeah...
To all of you...
What's that!?
Why did you do that!?
Stop it!
It's not like I'm mad or anything...
It's not like you're mad or anything...
You're always scared of something...
I see... But that's...
That's your...
What's that!?
Stop it!
If it's like that, what is it!?
If you don't cry, you won't be able to see it!
(someone crying Lmao)
This is bad!
There's no such rule!
It's not that funny!
(someone crying and crying)
Today's super funny!
That's amazing.
To sum it up,
everyone knows that Koizumi-san is a character, right?
I don't think you know.
I know!
No matter how many times you tell me to wear glasses,
I like Rumi-chan and Amemi, but I don't want to wear them anymore!
It's not about your glasses!
You two are talking!
You know, you're talking from where the camera is turning.
Right?
Rumi-chan, you're so nice.
What did you get today?
You're such a bad person. You're a devil idol.
I don't want a devil idol!
A cute little devil!
You're a devil idol, right?
You're a cute little devil idol, right?
You're not a bad person, right?
You talk a lot, so you say unnecessary things.
You like Rumi-ley, so you imitate her,
but I don't think you say it in a different way.
Don't misunderstand each other!
Are you two on bad terms?
No, we're not!
Don't misunderstand each other!
Eto-chan, say it!
Stop it!
You!
Say it!
Why are you crying?
It's none of your business!
It's none of my business!
I'm the only one who's angry,
but the idol I know isn't this negative.
That's true!
That's not negative!
Yeah!
I'm sorry, Michelle!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, Michelle!
Don't cry!
Got it?
Michelle didn't care during the show.
She was having fun.
I love idols!
Really!
But I think you two get along really well.
You get along well, so you get serious like this.
I'm really sad right now!
It's okay!
Okay, I'll give you Michelle's sticker!
You're tired, aren't you? For some reason you're crying, Tonoka-san.
Ah, yes!
I'm idling rocker, Tonoka Erika!
I got my fan name from Kokuyoseki-san!
Thank you very much!
Let's do it!
An idling rule you absolutely can't break is...
Never look back on the past!
I see!
You're always saying this, right?
You have to look forward and keep walking, right?
I see.
OK? I'll do it from now on, but...
I really want to do it for the last time today, so...
There's only one past I want to look back on...
What is it?
There's a mistake I can't forget about this show...
A mistake?!
You know, I used to do ozmo before...
Every season or something like that...
And you know, Kona appeared once...
And you know, it was my first match or something like that...
And I rejected Kona!
But you know, after that...
I saw Mira and other young people turning white and I really regretted it!
You got scolded for it!
No, I didn't get scolded for it...
But you know, why did I pick up this funny white Kona and...
Even though it's so funny and white...
Why?!
Even though I fell down on purpose, I didn't touch her face and I touched her hand...
I see...
That's what I regret the most, but...
But you know, I have to look forward, so...
I'm going to do my best!
So, if you do it now, you'll jump in, right?
Of course!
I'll go like this...
I'll go from her face...
Really?!
But you don't do that anymore, right?
No, we don't!
Recently, you say you're right-wing...
Huh?!
Recently, you say you're right-wing and you're different from Mira and Chou...
I'm different?!
You say you're right-wing and you're different from Mira and Chou...
Do you really respect Mira and Chou?
You're hiding it again!
I'm different, you know?
But you know, since April...
Since April, my clothes and all got cuter...
So I thought I'd go back to being an idol and worked hard, you know?
But the other day, I turned on the TV at home...
And now, you know, we're doing "Idol League Reconstruction"...
And we're doing a funny third match...
Wait, wait...
You don't have a goal, it doesn't change...
And, you know, looking at it like that...
I thought it was kind of funny at the time...
So before we do it...
Yeah, I thought I'd do a revenge on Mira...
You did it, huh?
Yeah...
Well, it happens every season, you know...
Did it remind you of it?
I'm not sure, but this song will play!
Thank you!
Well, it's been a while, but there's been a lot of trouble lately.
Yes, yes, yes!
There's been a lot of trouble because...
Yesterday, Ms. Masuno and a female college student...
A female college student!
And I'm 20 years younger than her!
Yay!
I don't mind, I'm independent.
Ms. Kadosawa!
Members! Should we tell the members?
Yes!
First of all, me!
Yes!
Ms. Kadosawa!
I'm sorry, Ms. Yoshitaka!
What are you doing?!
This...
What are you doing?!
Idol's...
I'm sorry!
Yesterday, I went to Konpa with my idol group.
Stop it!
Everyone is working hard and crying.
Cheers!
Wait a minute. It doesn't matter, does it?
It doesn't matter.
You just wanted to say that information.
It doesn't matter.
There are many things in idol group.
Do you understand now?
Everyone understands evil characters.
Wait a minute. If you don't accept it, it won't end.
I didn't want to cry in front of the camera.
I was doing my job as a strong character.
I thought I shouldn't cry.
What is this?
I didn't want to cry.
How do you feel now?
Cute!
Shut up!
Wait a minute. Please comfort her.
Since this happened, Su-chan will do the Grand Prix.
Please support idol group from now on.
Thank you very much!