AISubs v3.5
- Hello! - By the way, Amemi is terrible, isn't she?
- All of a sudden? - What do you mean "all of a sudden"?
You know, when I was studying English earlier, I thought I could rely on Amemi, but when I asked her, she said "well, you know, it's fine", you know?
Because I can't speak English!
- No! - Wait! Wait! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
- No! - I can't say "bye" like this!
- No! No! What should we do? - What should we do?
- Sakuma-san is laughing! What should we do?
- Um... - What should we do?
Today, Torooka-chan is going to make it really funny!
Everyone, let's start idling!
- Is it over? - Not yet! Not yet!
- What should we do? What should we do? - Look! Look!
- What should we do? - It's not going to be funny, so it's not going to end!
- It's not going to end! - Ah! Here, Amemi is going to do a one-shot performance!
Okay, let's go!
Um, 17 years old Miyake Hitomi-san's walking imitation!
Hey! I can't do it anymore!
- Scary! Scary! - Eh? Not yet?
- Not yet! - Eh? Not yet?
While the song was playing, Kikuchi-san, who was talking earlier, ran up to me and said, "What should I do? It's not funny at all! I can't do anything about it even if you tell me to do it!"
I'm Masa of the idol game industry. Nice to meet you!
I'm Yoko Noshoma of the digital television industry. Nice to meet you!
This program is for idol girls who are growing up in a new environment to become one-man-stands.
This week's "Idol in Universe" airs from 2:40 p.m. on Thursday nights.
Now, let me introduce myself! I'm an idol girl!
First of all, let me introduce myself!
Today's theme is "My special move". First of all, Ms. Kato!
I'm Kato Ichigo of the idol game industry. My special move is "dropkick"!
I'm Yurimi Koizumi of the idol game industry. My special move is...
"quick attack"!
Don't worry about it!
Everyone, I'm Chibina Okano of the idol game industry. My special move is...
"nosebleed"!
You'll get in trouble for this later!
My special move is "arm lock"!
You'll get in trouble for this later!
I'm Suzuka Ichigo of the idol game industry. My special move is "big punch"!
You'll get in trouble for this later!
I'm Asahi No-one of the idol game industry. My special move is "heel drop"!
I'm Chami Kikuchi of the idol game industry. My special move is "cobra twist" that the staff taught me earlier!
I'm Hitomi Miyake of the idol game industry. My special move is "cat punch"!
We have another announcement for you today, right, Su-chan?
Yes, that's right!
This summer, "Idol League"'s image characters will be released as DVDs on October 31st!
It's been a while since we did this, and it feels nostalgic.
That's right, it's been 44 days since we last did this.
It's been sealed all the way to the back of the DVD player, so please check it out!
Masunoo-san!
And we have another announcement for you!
What is it?
"Idol League"'s second picture will be released!
And we have another announcement for you!
"Idol League"'s second picture will finally be released on October 31st!
A total of 34 pictures have been cut from "Idol League"'s first picture!
Here it is!
A total of 34 pictures!
Unfortunately, I don't have a picture of me.
I'm sorry!
Unfortunately...
You don't have to apologize.
"Idol League"'s second picture,
from October 31st, with 50,000 copies,
can be purchased at Fuji TV's first shop and on the Internet!
Yes! So, please purchase it!
Let's get fired up and go!
"Idol League"!
From Fuji TV's first shop,
"I want to bloom as an idol one day",
and "that time when I started dreaming",
are now revived.
"Idol League" DVD box season 2,
will be released on November 28th.
"Mani Idol".
It's low! It's low!
To succeed as an idol, you don't need any other idols.
What do you want?
What do you want from everyone?
"Idol Potential"!
I will do my best!
Please do it properly!
I will do it properly!
Please talk properly!
Can you get excited like you did last time?
How about you?
Can you get excited like you're about to break your legs?
This time's demo is this!
It's "Command Sambo" application edition!
Three! Yes!
"Command Sambo" application edition?
Yes, it's cute!
Yes, it's an application edition!
Everyone, do you remember what kind of martial art "Command Sambo" is?
Yes!
Do you remember?
Do you remember, Ms. Koribu?
It's a Russian...
Right?
It's a nation!
It's not a song!
Then let's all sing it!
It's not a song!
Then I will explain!
In martial arts born in Russia, there is military and police training called "arresting" and "combat"
It's an ultimate martial art where you can suppress your opponent from any situation!
Yes!
Today, again...
Um...
You're going to come, right?
Yes!
Then let's call that person!
Continuing from last time!
This time too, everyone will be taught "Command Sambo"!
Currently, he is the technical director of NPO Sambo Association and in the past, he was called "sambo monster"
Akihara Sambo-kun!
How was it?
Um...
It was like a line going all the way to the middle of a manga!
Like it was coming all the way!
Um...
Today we'll be doing an application edition!
Like last time, we'll be starting with a preliminary round!
Please take care of us!
Let's start with the preliminary round!
We'll be starting with a preliminary round!
One, two!
Two, two!
Three, five!
Three, two!
Three, five!
Four, two!
Three, five!
We'll start with three, five!
Three, five!
Bend your knees and lower your head!
Lower your head!
One, two!
Three, five!
Two, two!
Three, five!
Reverse!
When you were chasing her, Sensei, you smiled a little, didn't you?
Well, now that we have prepared our psychological game, let's start practicing our techniques.
The first technique is...
"Sitting on a chair" technique.
"Sitting on a chair" technique. What does it mean?
- It's better to sit down. - I see.
Now, we will show you Koman-san's unique technique, which allows you to turn things around.
- Okay! - Got it!
- Thank you! - It's something you often see on the train.
- Okay! - Okay!
- Please bring me my wallet! - Please bring it!
- Please do your best! - Thank you!
Well, let's say you're drunk.
Let's say you're in a situation where you're involved.
I've never been involved in such a situation!
Gatangoton, gatangoton...
- Gatangoton... - It's quiet, isn't it?
- Hey, you... - Okay, I'll do it slowly.
- Okay... - Okay, from the outside...
...to the diagonal line...
- ...put your right foot forward. - Okay.
- Left foot... - Okay...
- ...next to your knee... - Okay...
- ...come closer to your heel. - Okay.
- Heel... - Okay, like scissors...
...although we call it "scissors"...
Okay, like this...
...twist it and knock your opponent down!
- You can't move, can you? - Not yet!
- Okay.
- If you loosen it, you can stand up... - Okay.
- ...but even if you stand up, you can still knock your opponent down. - Wow!
- Okay, stand up again. - Wow!
- No matter how many times you do it... - Wow!
- ...today we'll do it about 100 times. - Wow!
- Okay, okay, okay... - Wow!
- And now... - What's next?
- From the diagonal line... - Wow!
- Okay? - The diagonal line...
- You're doing it! - Oh, really?
- Ah! Ah! Ah! - Ah! Ah!
- Ah! Ah! Ah! - What's next?
- Gong! Gong! Gong! Gong!
- Wow!
- Akagi-san, your gong is too slow!
- Your gong is too slow!
- My gong is too slow because of my gong...
- It hurts a little...
- Okay, let's do it! - Okay, let's do it!
- Let's start with Kato-san!
- Go slowly, go slowly. - Good, then first a train!
- Right leg, right leg! - Good!
- Stop hitting me! - What is your opponent doing?!
It's a little hard and I can't move it.
Let's give her a command punch at the end.
Punch!
A command punch has been decided!
Ouch!
Don't bring me a souvenir from Kyoto a week later!
Ouch!
There is a problem with the equipment.
Yes, isn't it good?
Yes.
It falls down easily.
Yes.
Let's continue.
Yes, next is...
Yes, yes.
Let's start with the black one.
Black...
Hey, listen to me!
What should I do? I'm scared!
She is my daughter!
Wow!
She is good!
She is my daughter!
She is your daughter!
She is my daughter!
Can you stand it?
She is my daughter!
And...
Ouch!
Too fast!
She is your daughter!
Good!
She is my daughter!
Such a happiness!
It's wonderful!
Wonderful!
She is good!
She is intentionally playing in this game.
Thank you!
She is indeed a father's son.
Not a father's son.
Let's continue with Kiki and Noriko!
Yes!
Good luck!
She is her real daughter!
Her real daughter!
I'm scared!
A kimono, a bikini and a boneless hamburger.
Why is there a boneless hamburger?
Agi-san, you have to get closer!
I'm scared!
My ears!
Don't scream!
You're moving too much!
Yay!
Now, stand up!
Stand up and...
Oh, baby!
Help me!
Now, up! Up!
Help me!
Go! Go!
Oh, no!
Go! Go!
Nice!
You're awesome!
Thank you!
She took advantage of the situation and fell down.
She was moving a lot.
I was surprised.
Now, let's move on.
Miyake-san and Koizumi-san, please!
Now, are you okay?
You're cute, sis.
You're in good shape.
You'll sell well in the future.
Stop it!
Now, stand up!
Don't mess with me!
Koizumi-san is angry!
Don't mess with me!
She's angry!
Now, stand up!
And...
Oh, nice!
Tell me about your daily life.
Your daily life.
Since you're my senior, please teach me!
Yes, wasn't that good?
Now, shall we continue?
Yes, the next technique is...
Yes, the next technique is this!
"Go-shin-jutsu" when attacked by two people.
I see, I see. Teacher, what kind of technique is this?
Yes, then...
You're fast!
It's different from a match, right?
There are times when there are two people, three people, four people.
Yes, there are times like that.
It's not always one-on-one.
That's right.
Yes.
This is a pretty dangerous situation, but...
Then, me and...
Yes, of course.
Oh, then...
Uematsu-san?
Yes, Uematsu-san, please!
Yes, Eddy and Uematsu-san!
Yes, teacher!
Then, both of you!
Yes.
Can you teach us slowly and slowly?
Yes, yes.
Let's do it seriously!
Let's go!
Wait, wait, wait.
If you get excited...
At this time, the hand in front of you should be the main one, right?
Yes.
Wow!
Amazing!
If you go through it...
There is a bone called "kengokosu" here...
If you press here, it will collapse like this...
Wow!
Then, like you're putting a chain in here...
You put a stopper with both feet.
Now, you can use both hands, so you can do whatever you like.
Whatever you like!
You can pull your arms...
Scary!
You can pull your face...
Whatever you like!
Then, you take this...
Yes, you take it.
You take it, right?
Now...
Yes!
Now, let's cut it.
You cut it one by one...
Wow!
This is hard in the second half.
I'll do it again.
Oh, you'll do it again. I see.
Quick version. Fast version.
Can I do it normally?
Yes.
Because we're going to beat you up.
That's right.
All right, let's go!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
You can do it, Morita-san!
She's crying! She's crying!
Are you going back to Fukuoka?
No! No! Please don't go back!
Well, good luck!
This is...
Sensei, you're fast!
You're fast!
You're 1/10 fast now.
1/10? How fast?
Well, let's do it! First, Morita-san!
Yes!
Isn't she cute?
Hey, let's play!
Shut up!
And...
Yes, yes, yes.
And...
Morita, don't do it!
Morita, you'll get bitten!
It really hurts.
It really hurts here, doesn't it?
She stepped on meat!
Okay, let's continue.
It's worse if you get stepped on meat.
Okay.
Wow!
You're amazing!
You're amazing, Morita-san!
You're amazing!
What a brilliant technique!
Morita, don't eat it!
Hey, Su-chan...
What is it?
It really hurts here.
You've been doing it too much since last time.
Hey, I haven't done it yet and my throat hurts.
Do it later.
Okay, let's continue.
Tomoka-san, please do it!
Yes!
Wow!
There's a cute one!
Don't say "cute" like that!
Cute!
I see.
It hurts!
You're good!
And...
Hey, Nao!
No matter how much you teach me, I can't do it!
What is it?!
That was good!
That was fast!
Yeah, fast!
There's a reverse too, right?
Reverse, reverse!
We did two before, so let's do a reverse.
I see.
Well then, thank you very much!
Let's go!
Next, Takeuchi-san, please!
Kiki-san and Koizumi-san, please come out!
Yes!
Let's do it until the end!
Yes!
Are you okay?
Be gentle!
I'm scared!
These two can't do it!
I'm scared!
Do it!
That was cute!
It's cute!
Is that all you want to do?
It's cute!
It's super cute!
And then...
You're talking too much!
Right away!
I'll take seven!
That's not it!
Is this okay?
Reverse it!
That's a different question!
Seriously?!
This is the sky of our hearts, so it's incorrect!
Can you do it one more time?
Do your best!
You can do it!
That's right!
You can do it!
And then...
Your chest...
It's in!
Go for it!
You did it!
I'm so happy!
You have to untie it or it won't come off.
I feel like I won a quiz show.
I don't know.
Let's move on to the next one.
The next one is...
Hagihara Special 2008
What is it?
It looks like me.
It's not a skill that's taught to people.
It's a skill that was born naturally in sparring.
I've been using it from '91 to '93 and now I'm using it until 2008.
It's a skill that Sensei came up with.
It's a compound skill.
Usually, you only choose one and that's it.
But today, I'm thinking of choosing about 15 skills.
15 skills?
15?
15 skills?
Isn't it weird?
It doesn't work like that even in school trips.
It's fine if it's only 15 skills.
Then...
Shono-san is very supportive of me.
I'll go now.
Please do your best!
Please look at me closely.
Please do your best!
Don't say "please do your best" while smiling!
Please explain it slowly!
The situation is...
You grabbed my hair, right?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Now, use your hand like this.
Use your index and middle fingers like this.
From here, turn around quickly and...
It's okay if you get hurt.
Pull and break it.
Yes, in this position...
Give me a hug with one hand.
Yes, I'll do it again.
This lock is very important.
Yes, pull this string and guide your foot.
And for the first time, hold your foot like this.
And now...
Can you do it?
Hold it by your side up to here.
And put your hand like this.
And your wobbly foot...
Put your hand in here.
Hold it by your side.
And now...
Wrist...
Elbow...
Left and right...
Ankle, knee, hip joint...
Damn it!
I thought you were dancing, but you weren't dancing!
Damn it!
Keep dancing!
I want to see it!
I'll do it fast.
Give me an applause I've never heard of.
Here I go!
I'm scared!
Action!
From the camera!
Do a bridge!
What are you doing?
This is amazing!
This is...
OK! Let's do it!
Teacher!
Thank you!
And Kato-san!
Thank you!
Teacher is sweating a lot!
Grab her hair!
I'm scared!
What's wrong with you?
And...
Stand back!
OK! OK!
One hand applause!
And...
Like that!
Lift up this leg like this...
We'll do it from this side.
From this side?
Yes!
Make sure you do it only once!
Yes!
That's good!
Nose! Nose! Nose!
It's October 31st, please watch it!
Sayonara! Sayonara! Sayonara! Sayonara! Sayonara!
You can't call me your wife even after you're born!
Sayonara! Sayonara!
It's been a while since I saw you. It's a nostalgic nose!
It's a beautiful nose!
It's a bit worn out, hasn't been in use for a while.
It's been a while since I saw you. It's beautiful, isn't it?
While I was looking at you like this, I was like, "Yes, yes, nose, nose, nose!"
I was trying to stand up properly!
Now, shall we have the other members do it?
Please do it!
I'll show you my nose!
Yes! Donpa-san and Asahi-san, please do it!
Everyone, let's do it in one go!
Let's do it in one go!
Now, grab your hair...
And...
Stop it!
Ouch!
Good job!
And...
Stop it, Tanaka-san!
Her heart is already broken.
I can't do it anymore!
Now, let's do it side by side.
Side by side! Side by side!
Yes, yes, yes!
Now, sayonara!
Stop it!
Tanaka-san!
Sayonara!
Now, Asahi-san, welcome to the side ring!
In one go!
I think she's already given up on being a model.
Yes! Now, let's do the next one!
Kikuchi-san and Takeguchi-san, please do it!
Everyone, I'd like to say something that I don't usually say.
Amemi, you're a liar. You watch blog every day, but you don't watch it every day, do you?
Is it real?
I watch it once or twice a week.
You don't watch it once or twice a week, do you?
I watch it once or twice a week, but I don't like it.
Go on, keep going.
Ouch!
How was it?
Use your left hand and your right hand.
Don't use your left hand and right hand.
Get closer.
I've been told to take the same picture as you guys dozens of times.
Do you want it?
Yes, I do!
Do you want it?
Yes, I do!
Do you want it?
Yes, I do!
Well, my wings have been cut off a little.
Yes, it was intense.
Well then, let's go to the last round!
Miyake-san and Koizumi-san, please!
Sayo, decide! Decide!
My legs are stiff, can I do it?
Do your best!
One round! One round!
Yes, one round!
You can do it if you leave it to me!
I have to grab your hair, right?
Yes! Yes!
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
Do your best! Miyake-san, wait! Do your best!
Do your best!
Huh?
Wait!
Grit! Grit!
Help me! Help me!
Help me!
It doesn't hurt, teacher!
Do your best, In-chan!
Is it really my turn?
Hold it! Hold it!
Yes!
Hold it!
That feeling! That feeling!
Do your best!
Really?
Good! Let's decide!
My legs are stiff, can I do it?
Yes! While taking off the towel...
While taking off the towel behind you...
Grit your side!
Grit your side! Grit your side!
Wait! Wait!
That's right! That's right!
It's too stiff and I can't grit my side!
Go ahead yourself! Go ahead yourself!
Go ahead yourself! Go ahead! Go ahead!
Zubi-san, my pants are torn!
Ouch!
My pants are torn!
My pants are torn again!
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming all the way up here.
It's not even my first time here.
I'm so happy.
I mean, what's so funny about it?
Okay, so we're done with the interview. How was it, everyone?
It was so fun!
Did you learn something?
Yes!
Okay, so we're done with today's basic lesson.
How was it, Sensei?
Everyone was better than I thought.
Right? I think it'd be great if we could do this properly as idols, right?
Yes!
So, did you learn something, everyone?
Yes!
Okay, so Sensei, thank you very much!
Thank you!
That's all for today!